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Down with the Miaka!
Tay's Note: I've given Suboshi permission to go crazy on this page. Anyone with 
any good feelings towards Miaka at all should run the other direction and run 
fast.

   Behold the hag in all her foul idiocy and wickedness. She somehow manages to 
screw up every single little thing in the series. It's her fault half the seishi 
die, yet they all end up falling for her, even baddies.
Subi: SHE'S A STINKIN' WHORE! She abandoned Yui-sama and put her through so much 
pain and suffering. Yui-sama even had the heart to believe in her supposed best 
friend for such a long time, before she finally accepted the truth and agreed to 
be our Miko. 
Tay: ...You were going to HELP me write it. Not defile it with naughty words.
Subi: Don't interrupt me! She's a thoughtless nincompoop with an ugly face who 
doesn't know how to put clothes on because she's naked half the time I see her! 
Why can't YUI-SAMA be--
Tay: ALRIGHT FOLKS!! ::clamps hand over his mouth:: I think I'll be taking over 
from this point on-- OW, dammit, you bit me!
Subi: ::glare:: I said not to interrupt.
Tay: HEY! I made this page, I can easily stop you from doing anything, so BE 
QUIET. ::he magically becomes quiet:: Good. Now let's see...
   I cannot *stand* Miaka. She's just so sugary sweet and everybody just loves 
her to DEATH, don't they now? Classic anime heroine, stupid (although she's much 
much worse in that aspect), a total pig, and still gets all the guys. What is 
it? What do they SEE in her? I count 5. Five lovely, seemingly sane males (with 
the exception of Tamahome, because he's stupid also). Why?!? She always get 
others in trouble, but what's worse is she thinks she's actually helping them by 
running off by herself, and that's supposed to seem heroic in everyone's eyes. 
Bah. Where they see good aspects, I see utter stupidity.
   And this stupidity has no limits. "Oh no... Tamahome's gone! I'll just give 
up all hope now! I can forget all about saving Konan and everyone else who 
fought and suffered just because I'm in a Not-My-Usual-Happy-Until-I-Burst 
mood." Point two, we all know Chichiri's a good magician. No, scratch that, he's 
an excellent magician. So when he creates a protective barrier, it works, right? 
So how in the do-diddly-heck does Miaka manage to SLIDE her foot through the 
barrier and get caught in a monster's tentacles while whining that her panties 
are showing? And what did that lead to? Another seishi dying.
   There's also far too much Miaka fanservice out there. Don't get me wrong, I 
have nothing against the nude figure, but Miaka strips so many times, it just 
gets on your nerves. Okay, we practically memorized every single pore in her 
skin, but yet we still have to watch her bathing and getting her clothes torn 
off because some guy or the other is always trying to rape her (::sideways 
glance at Subi::). Enough is enough, more screen time can be given to better 
things than Miaka's underwear. For those of you who've been to my Luchs page 
(and for those of you who are heading there now because I mentioned it) and 
wonder about my reasoning, do be quiet, you make life so much harder for me.

And now for the visitors! If you hate Miaka and wanna show it, just slap a 
banner on your website. I don't care if you link back, just show the world how 
much she sucks! >D 
   
Subi: Look, I made one too! 
 
Tay: Um. ...Alrighty then. And when did I give you permission to move? Ah 
whatever, at least you're behaving yourself and making "worthwhile" 
contributions. 
Love ~ Down with Protagonists!
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