Yes, yes, yes, there will/are many MST's of this, but I felt the need to let my BaKaWorKs and Cynics Corner cast have a crack at it. Infact, before we start, lets do some intro's to your hosts today. ---MAIN CAST--- N.O.T.E. - Well, if he doesn't do anything on Cynics, he's sure as hell going to do something somewhere. He's not to happy about this either. Jay and Silent Bob - Asked if they would like to watch some sex, Jay said sure, and Bob went along with it. Dogbert - The evil maniacal, innocent little dog from Dilbert. He lost a bet to me. ---SUPPORTING CAST--- These are the people that will help out if one of the main cast members craped out. William Shatner - Secretly a pervert, he has a thing for bad lemons. Marvin, the Paranoid Android - He has nothing better to do. The cast of Red Dwarf - Diamonds last forever? No, bad lemons do, and no one can be sure when they will be read, once again. The cast of Sifl and Olly - The twenty something socks like Cynics Corner, okay? Me - Yes, I will in fact join in at some time or another. I generaly hate self insertions, so I usualy steer clear from them. But smeg it. Now, the supporting cast won't always show up, but this isn't my only MST, kay? Kay. So let's kick this pig. But I warn ye, This is perhaps one of the worst, horrid, and sickening lemons ever. It is well writen enough to seem good, but..... well..... anyways. (I want the fucking title of longest Disclaimer. I refuse to let Countersync take it) ****** Note: The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protectedfrom disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited, and will result in prompt castration. 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All characters/ ideas in this that aren't mine by law, they're someone elses, unless of course they are public intelectual property, like the song John - Jacob - Jingle - Heimer - Schmidt or Acme Co., then I claim inventing them. However, if one wishes to use the characters in this story, thats fine. Just ask/beg/plead/worship me first. THIS DOCUMENT IS PROVIDED FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. INFORMATION PROVIDED IN THIS DOCUMENT IS PROVIDED 'AS IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND FREEDOM FROM INFRINGEMENT. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of this document. This document may be copied and distributed subject to the following conditions: 1. All text must be copied without modification and all pages must be included 2. All copies must contain 'Doppelganger is my Demi-God, and the coolest person on AGNPH'. 3. This document may not be distributed for profit, unless sent to me, Dop so whatdya think? oh wait, this is supposed to be a MST, sorry. Enough disclaimer... This lemon is rated::::::Sour, MSTed, and Painful to read. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The cammera fades in, showing a small phalic shaped object, orbiting around the planet USENET, tied by a long peice of rubber band to alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai. The cammera slowly zooms into a window on the object, until it is inside. Sitting, reading a copy of 'Segfault', was N.O.T.E., in what appeared to be the control room. He looked up as the lift door slid open, revealing the dynamic duo, Jay and Silent Bob. Jay proceded to poke the door, examining it. Bob lit a sig, and sat down next to N.O.T.E. "Oh, great. Now he's recruiting fictional characters to do his dirty work." He looked up from his magazine. "So, I guess you're going to be my MST fellows." Bob nodded, and pointed to Jay, who spoke up. "Yeah, the mother fucking changling told us we could watch some sex here for free. So I says to Silent Bob, 'This guys an idiot. Lets go'." N.O.T.E. looked at Bob and asked, "I take it you're the brains of the opperation?" The doors slid open again, and a round, white dog stepped out. "No, that would be me." Jay jumped back. "Its that cartoon dog! Kill it!" Bob stood, and led Jay to the other side of the room. "Thank you. Lets hurry up and get on with this." He paused and looked up at N.O.T.E., who was starring at him. "What?" "You're Dogbert." "Yeah?" "I love that comic." He smilled foolishly. He did a double take, and continued with a forcabley somber face. "Uh, I mean, I like the comic and the show. They don't piss me off." Dogbert rolled his eyes. "Okay, a stoner, a mute, and an irritated idiot. This is going to be real fun." The video screen at the front of the room beeped. Dogbert went over and answered it. On screen was a man with his back to the cammera, surrounded by beautiful women. "Hello angels, I have a job for you." N.O.T.E. looked up and sighed. "Wrong show idiot." "What? Damn, sorry." With that , the screen went blank. A few minutes latter it beeped again, this time Dop apeared on screen. "Hello all. I hope you all introduced your selfs, 'cause I'm not doing it. Anyway, over by N.O.T.E. is the door to the theater in which you'll be entering." "What're we going to watch? Some gang bangin, cunt fucking, or even some anal? C'mon, I wanna see some anal shit." Jay rubbed his hands together. "Calm down. What you're going to see is something extremely sour, and extrememly stupid. There's tree humping, anal rimming, pikachu vibrator, fisting, and just plain sex in this thing. Stomach it if you can." Dop laughed maniacaly. "Shut the fuck up you shit faced changling." N.O.T.E. tossed his mag down, and stood. "First, you don't update my page, then you send me to the archive, then you blow me up, then you make me sit through this fucking hell. Revenge will be mine." Dogbert murmered, "I think I like him." Dop snorted. "N.O.T.E, shut the fuck up, I'll deal with you later. And as for the rest, prepare for the worst." He laughs like an idiot again. The theater door opened. They all shruged, and began walking towards it, when it sucked them in.......... 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1 *they sit* Jay:Anyone got any of those raisinettes? N.O.T.E. : May BOB help us all.... Love in the Forest A Pokemon Hentai Fanfic Jay: Fuck yes! By: Starri Wandererr Email me at: Starrrlightdragon@Yahoo.com Warning: This is a Hentai/Lemon/Ecchi fanfic of Pokemon. That means that it contains strong sexual scenes and nudity. N.O.T.E. : Wow, a peice of paper with nudity. Ascii porn. Dogbert : It's possible. 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Please do not read this fanfic if you are not at least 18 years old or above or are offended by sex and/or nudity. You have been warned so follow the rules! Otherwise if you do continue I hope you enjoy my fanfic! Disclamer and legal stuff: Pokemon is owned and copyrighted by, c. 1995, 1996, 1998 Nintendo, CREATURES, GAME FREAK. I do not own Pokemon or any of Pokemon's characters. I'm poor. It would be awesome if I did but sadly I don't (Boo Hoo). The only thing that I lay claim to that I own is this Fanfic. Dogbert : And a few days in court, and he wont even own that. NOTE : Besides, who would even admit to owning this thing? This fanfic can be distributed freely provided that, 1) it is not altered or changed in anyway, shape, or form whatsoever. 2) That no money is made of it or it is sold (fanfics should and are always supposed to be free) Jay :Hell yes. 3) That if you put it on another website please email me the address (so I can keep track of where it's at). Thanx! ^_^ I dedicate this fanfic to my friend Peter and to everyone out there that believes that Misty and Ash are the perfect couple and are secretly in love. Thanks Peter for a night on the phone of Pokemon jokes that led to the creation of this fanfic. Without that conversation I never would've written this, my first fanfic, as well as my first Hentai fanfic. This story takes place later on in the history of the show Pokemon since Ash has a Lickitung and a Graveler, plus he is traveling toward a city called Carades that all of us have never heard of before. Let the show begin!! Dogbert : Let the pain begin. Ash and Misty were continuing their journey across new lands to capture more Pokemon. Ash was searching like he always has for any new Pokemon on his way towards the next Gym. Misty was following Ash for the reason that he still owed her a new bicycle. Brock was at another town visiting with some friends and said that he would catch up with them soon. Pikachu went along with Brock to help protect him because they were going to have to go through a dangerous city to get to their destination. NOTE : Okay, in a technical note, Isn't Brock a fucking gym leader? Why the fuck would he need a mouse for protection? Dogbert : Ribbed for his pleasure. NOTE : Oh, a pikachu condem. Ash and Misty arrived in a forest with no name about 3 days ago and Ash during that time had been looking for any new Pokemon or any signs of new ones. Luck wasn't on his side and neither he nor Misty ever saw any wild Pokemon or people for the past 3 days. Ash and (especially) Misty were starting to feel very miserable, dirty, and tired. What made things worse was the fact that they were both almost out of the food and supplies that they had for their journey. Dogbert : I sense a Canabil fic... NOTE : What, they're actualy going to eat each other? Jay : Alright, a little oral action... Emm ya.... Earlier Ash, according to his map, figured out that if they took this forest route then the time to get to the city Carades would be cut in half and would only take almost a whole day. Unfortunately their map was incorrect. NOTE(Horror Movie Anouncer) : It would take them to..... Their DOOOOOOM. So Ash and Misty decided after a lot of walking around that they should rest for awhile. Misty spotted a small slow moving river nearby and so they took their break there. Misty found a large flat rock near the river and laid back on it stretching out. NOTE : Jay, what the fuck are you doing over there? Jay : Getting ready. *Dogbert looks over* Dogbert : Put the monster away. Jay : But Dop said this was gonna have sex. Dogbert : There's no masturbating in a MST, pervert. NOTE : Not on this side of the screen anyway... Ash called out his Graveler Pokemon and sat down on it. NOTE : Welcome to our first sex scene. Misty asked, in a tired voice "Ash, have you ever kissed a girl before?" NOTE(*ash*) : I slipped my mom tongue once... Jay : Eww, sick dude. Unless it was your step Mom... Was she hot. *Bob hits Jay* Jay : What, All I want to know if he kissed a fuckable Mom. Ash was caught totally off guard by the question and asked, "Why do you want to know?" "Oh, just curious, that's all," answered Misty innocently. "Well not a girl but a...," Dogbert(*ash*) : A Jigglypuff. He was horny, and I was drunk.... Ash paused. "A what Ash?" "Oh, never mind you don't want to know." "Yes I do, that's why I asked the question, you dork! So tell me!" Misty yelled with her hands pulling out his hair. NOTE: Someone forgot their pills today. "OK, OK! I experienced it with one of my Pokemon!" All : *bust up laughing* "Really?" Misty was surprised. "Pikachu?" She inquired. "No," Ash replied as he takes out one of his pokeballs. Jay: Finaly! Now we're getting to the good shit. Dogbert : That wasn't a euphimism, jackass. Jay : A what? *Bob whispers to Jay* Jay : Oh, why didn't you jus say it wasn't his sack? "Lickitung," says Ash as the Pokemon is released from its pokeball. "Really, a Pokemon!" says Misty surprised. Ash looks ashamed and embarrassed. "I can't wait now to tell everyone your embarrassing secret, ha ha." Ash's face grew more red and embarrassed at this. "Hey, Ash just kidding don't worry your secrets safe with me." NOTE(*misty*) : 'Dear Pokemon League, I ask that Ash catchem to be disqualified for sexualy molesting his pokemon' Then suddenly all of Ash's 6 pokeballs burst open and his Pokemon came forth. Jay : Ameture. Dogbert : That wasn't his sack either. Jay: Well shit, where the fuck is the fucking? "Oh!" said Misty in surprise. "What the heck that's never happened before," commented Ash. Jay : Yeah, sure. Misty asked, "What's wrong?" "I have no idea" replied Ash, "but a Pokemon Center would probably know. So, I guess we'll just have to leave them loose till we get there." NOTE : I sense orgy. Jay : Bout damn time. So Ash and Misty rested by the river for awhile. Ash with his head in his hands is starting to worry about the problem with the lack of food and supplies now along with his pokeball problems. NOTE : Catch food, forage suplies, and let the pokemon run free. Stupid ass. He is starting to feel like he can't take it much longer. Ash starts to wonder aloud, "What should I do?" "What should I do?" Dogbert : Jump off a bridge? over and over again. Graviler, hoping that Ash will get off him soon because he is getting tired of Ash sitting on his body says "Graviler," because that is the only word he can say. "Graviler, Graviler, Graviler," he continues. Dogbert : See Dick run. Run Dick run. See Jane fall on Dick. Oh, Oh, Oh. See Graviler come. Oh Oh Oh. Ash then lifts up his head and takes a look at Misty sleeping in the bright glistening sunlight. He notices how beautiful she is for the first time and suddenly feels very attracted to her. NOTE : 5 seconds ago, he's being a sorry little bitch. Now, he's a horny little pre-teen. *Bob writes something down* He starts to think, "I know what will get rid of my boredom and take my mind off these problems." Jay : A good blowjob. "I will Graviler," says Ash with a lustful grin and a look of desire. "Thanks Graviler for the good advice," NOTE : Okay, we missed something. All I heard was Graviler, Graviler, Graviler. Not, 'Fuck misty'. Jay : I did. says Ash as he pats his Pokemon on the head. "Graviler, Graviler, Graviler," continues Graviler. As Ash gets up off Graviler and heads toward Misty he notices that his penis is starting to harden and his heart is beating faster than before. Dogbert : Standing up can do that. NOTE : Yeah, I get hardons all the time when I stand. Jay : You too? *Bob shakes his head and rolls his eyes* Ash puts his hand down his pants and feels his quickly hardening penis Jay : Is that a ufismisim? Dogbert : No, that's just wrong. Jay : Now we get to sex! NOTE: Does anyone else see it strange that he's playing with himslef as he walks over to Misty? and thinks, "this is a strange but good feeling, I can't believe that I've gone this long to notice Misty's godlike beauty." All : What the Fuck? NOTE : Godlike? Did I miss an eppisode when she wasn't beaten with an ugly stick? Dogbert : Yeah, it was the same one where she got boobs. *Bob scribles something else down* Once Ash gets right next to Misty he slowly reaches down towards her face and with his two hands gently on the sides of her face he leans forward and wakes her up with a slow sensuous kiss. NOTE : Then, he grabs her boob, and feels her boob, and squeezes the boob in passion. Dogbert : A tad over writen. NOTE : Ya' think? Jay : What is the fuck head doing? Jump her bones, and forget this '16 Candles', 'Pretty in Pink' Bullshit. *Bob slugs Jay* Jay : Shut up fatass. Those Movies sucked. 'Breakfast Club' was the coolest. Misty quickly opens her eyes with not a smile but with a look of anger on her face. Dogbert : Yeah, how weird. Most date rape victems enjoy it. "Why did you wake me up, you dork! I has having a great dream!" "I'm sorry Misty, but I...I...I..." Misty yelled, "Spit it out you loser!" "I LOVE YOU!!!" "You love me?" Jay : Love? Fuck that shit. Just tell her how hot she is, and bang her. Dogbert : Oh yeah. This is the normal sex hating MST bunch. Misty said suprisedly. "Yes I do, very much!" "Well....," Misty was at a loss for words. "You really love me?," Misty asked again. Ash came back with the same answer. Small tears came down Misty's eyes. NOTE : Id cry too. "I love you Misty." How fucking sad. Ash asked, "What's wrong Misty?" "Nothing's wrong Ash I am just surprised and happy to hear you say those words. Because I too love you and have for a long time. I never said so to you because I always thought that you could never love me because of the way that I always yelled at you and treated you." Dogbert : Has this guy heard of the fact Dialogue is considered reason to start a new paragraph? NOTE : This is a story about 2 fictional pre-teens fucking. You think the writer would give a shit about story structure? Dogbert : True. At least it seems spellchecked. NOTE : A lemon miracle. Ash walked closer to Misty and gave her a really close hug that lasted for two minutes. NOTE : Then he tounged her for 45 seconds, followed by a 12 second moan on his part, followed by 2 minutes of Ash cleaning out his pants. Dogbert : What is he doing for that two minutes? Jay : Trying not to blow his load. So Misty with her tears now gone said, "That was a very romantic way of announcing your love to me, Ash. Kind of like Sleeping Beauty with the Prince. So what do you want to do now?" "I was hoping that I could announce my love to you in a more romantic, greater way." "Oh, and what would that way be my love?" "For me to seduce and make love to you", Ash said smiling. NOTE : Obvously carring for her emotions is not as important as fucking her. Jay : Duh "Oh, you mean sex!", said Misty grinning. Dogbert(*ash*) : No, I mean lawndarts. "Yeah, exactly" Ash replied. Misty asked, "Are you a virgin?" "Yeah, how about you?" Jay : I thought he fucked the pokemon thing. Dogbert : He probably did. *Bob whispers something to Jay* NOTE : Damnit, say it yourself. Jay : He does this all the time. But he made sense. Id say that shit to fuck a chick. NOTE : Good point tubby. "Yeah, I am too. I've saved myself for you Ash through all of these years. Dogbert : Yeah, from childhood she knew it was him she'd finaly give herself too. NOTE : Since they just met a few months before. You know that dream that you woke me out of Ash?" "Yeah", replied Ash. "The dream was about you and me having wonderful hot sex." NOTE : As opposed to crappy cold sex. "Wow", said Ash his penis getting harder and harder all the time. NOTE : Soon, it will be able to fuck a diamond. "So," said Misty, "this will be a lot of fun, because it is both our first times and we are going to be doing it outside during daylight in this forest." Dogbert : Yes, the possibility to get lyme desiese always excites me. Ash slowly moved toward Misty and put his hands in her's and stared deep into her green eyes. "I've been wanting to do this for a long time Ash," Misty said with desire in her voice. Misty and Ash at the same time slowly moved their lips forward to kiss. NOTE : They then proceded to bump heads, and get a conncusion. Once they touched there feelings of love and joy increased toward one another. Ash kissed Misty all over her lips. Jay : Alright, a big ass sloppy kiss. NOTE : The question is whether or not it was a many small kisses, or one huge ass, face swollowing fuck of a kiss. Dogbert : In this thing, I'd say the latter. Misty opened up her lips slightly Jay : Real Sex! Dogbert : Wait. along with Ash and slowly slid her tongue into Ash's mouth. Jay : Shit! NOTE : Wrong lips there genius. Ash slid his tongue into her mouth too and they both felt an aura of wonderful feelings enter at there tongues and flow throughout their bodies. Jay : Their toungues flow through their boddies? Like aliens? Dogbert : No, like the roaches in that x-file eppisode. They had a wonderful first French kiss that lasted several minutes. NOTE : Okay, 2 horny teens, just kissing for a few minutes. Just kissing... Never happen. As there tongues were entwined about each other there desire for each other grew more and more and there hands were all over each other and touching through their clothing many of there secret places. Jay and Bob : Yeah! Jay : Now get to the secret places. Ash then kissed Misty all over on her face, ears, NOTE : Ear waxy goodness. and especially on her neck giving her several hickeys. Bob : I vant to suck your blood! Ah ah ah. *they all look at him* Jay : Shut the fuck up. Dogbert : Kay.... Either Misty wants the, 'I got beat down by giant misquito's' look, or she has a thing for discoloration. Misty then started to remove Ash's clothing to uncover the secrets that lay hidden within. Dogbert : It's.... A THIRD NIPPLE! She quickly took off his Pokemon League hat, gloves and jacket. NOTE : Last time I checked, gloves weren't all that easy to get off. Dogbert : Geneticaly engenered to have orgasms. Then she stripped off his shirt. The only visible things left were his pants, shoes and socks. Dogbert : Well, the writer is thorough So she quickly threw off his socks and shoes. Now the only thing left between her and her great desire was Ash's bulging pants. Dogbert : And his underware, and the fact he'll come in 8 seconds, and the fact that thy're virgins... NOTE : Maybe in RL, but this is a lemon. *Bob scribles something down* The bulge in Ash's pants was growing bigger and bigger in size every minute. Jay : Fuck, he's like, what 12? NOTE : Yeah, but soon, his crotch can be used as a floatation device. Pretty soon, thought Ash, if I don't get these pants off either my hardon is going to break in half or these pants will tear in half. Jay : Thats one weak fucking dick He's got. NOTE : I know. 'Hey, what you in the hospital for?' 'My Pants broke my dick.' Misty got down on her knees to pull down his pants but they wouldn't go down. Jay : Stupid bitch don't even know how to give a BJ. Then she noticed that Ash had a belt that was holding them on tight. Misty attacked the belt trying to get it undone but couldn't. So Ash tried but couldn't get it off either. NOTE : Cliche. He can't get off. Misty in a moaning urgent voice started to say to him, "Ash, I can't wait any longer, I need your cock in my mouth right now!!!" Jay : My kinda bitch. NOTE : Name one girl that begs to give oral as a virgin. Jay : Silent Bob's mom *Bob smacks Jay* Ash with his cock feeling rock solid in his pants said, "Krabby, come over here." Krabby approached Ash. "Krabby, cut my belt!!," Ash commanded in a hurry. NOTE : Okay, call me nuts, but telling an animal with sciscor claws to hurry when cutting something near an at attention Mr. Happy seems fucking crazy. Krabby obeyed Ash and severed his belt in half. NOTE(*ash screaming in pain*): THAT WASN'T MY BELT! Dogbert(*misty): Don't worry, I have a strap on you can use. As soon as the belt was severed Misty stripped off Ash's pants faster than the speed of light. Dogbert: But then Einstiens spirit set things right, and Misty's hand was lost in time and space. Ash's hardened penis was now freed from the cruel cell that prevented it from reaching it's full potential. NOTE : Pants are a cell for penises? Jay : No shit. It was pointing almost straight up toward the sky like a missile ready to launch. Dogbert : Sound the Air Warning Siren. We have a penis, ready to fly. NOTE : Roger that good buddy, shoot down the hard on. "Cool, you don't were underwear Ash?" Misty asked in surprise. "Well, you know it provides easier access and takes less time when you need to release your sexual excitement over the person you love. NOTE : Virgin Boy is always ready to have sex. Ash and Misty both smiled lovingly towards one another. Ash was now standing up totally naked in the sunlight. Misty was amazed at how beautiful and majestic his hardened penis was. Bob : ~Purple Penis, Majesty, and amber waves of grain...~ Dogbert : I like his thinking. Misty commented, "Ash, your penis is bigger than I ever thought possible or even dreamed of!!!" NOTE(*misty*) : A whole 4 inches! She had never seen one before but used to talk often about ecchi, hentai type things with her friends back home. NOTE : ..at agnph. After Misty got a good look at his hardon she dove down with her mouth watering mouth wide open onto it. Dogbert : So she looked at it as she plunged her mouth watering mouth on it? Jay : Fuck yeah. Misty engulfed Ash's hard penis in her mouth and with her hands at Ash's balls she moved his penis in and out of her cock hungry mouth slowly at first then quicker. Ash writhed with pleasure at having his most sensitive organ being rubbed and sucked all over the place at once. "Ahhh!!! Ohhhh!!! That feels so good Misty!!!" *Dogbert looks over at Jay* Dogbert : I said Put the monster away idiot. NOTE : Yeah, we don't need a lemon on this side. And what was really turning him on was that it was Misty out of all people that was giving him a blow job and sucking him all over the place in all of his most sensitive areas. NOTE:So she's moving around the forest doing this? Misty sucked on Ash's penis for a long time. Ash when he couldn't hold his load anymore finally released his load into Misty's mouth Jay : With no warning? Dude can get his dick bit off doing that. I heard it happen before. and Misty swallowed it saying with a smile, "Ash, you taste very good! Did you enjoy me sucking your cock?" Ash replied, NOTE : No Bitch, he hates having his dick played with. Dogbert : Are we sure she's a vigin? Becuase the way she said 'you taste verry good' sounds like she's has a place to compare. "Yes, you are a wonderful cock sucker Misty, I love you!!" "I love you too Ash!!" "Misty, do you want me to love you now as you gave love to me?" "Oh YES Ash I really DO!!! Suck on me all over now! PLEASE!!!" Jay : Don't tell me she has a cock! NOTE : No. Just a bad sense of sexuality. Ash said, "I've never seen a girl naked before, but I've always wondered secretly what you would look like without any clothes. "Well then time for me to get nude so that you can see my true hidden beauty!" Dogbert : 'Cause her outer fuggly-ness hides it. Replied a smiling Misty. Ash then moved right in front of Misty and pulled her right suspender strap off her shoulder then pulled of the left suspender strap. As her suspender straps hung downwards from her shorts Misty's shorts crept down a little revealing white colored panties with pink hearts beneath. With the suspenders now removed off of Misty's shoulders her light yellow shirt became free for undressing. NOTE : Waaay, to many details here. Dogbert : Well, not everyone can visulaize somone taking off their clothes. Suspenders and shirts are complicted. Misty lifted her arms up in the air and cracked her knuckles as a sign that she was ready and willing. Ash then took a hold of Misty's shirt from the bottom and slowly lifted it up to uncover her 36B-cup size, round, full figure, beautiful breasts. *Bob scrible again* Dogbert : What the fuck are you writing? *he hands over the pad* Dogbert : Cliche Violations. Doesn't cream pants, huge penis, big perfect breasts, cock sucker.... Oh. Cool. NOTE: Those things that make lemons the worst things ever.... As soon as Ash saw her beautiful bare breasts his penis got harder then ever before and his heart skipped a couple hundred beats almost killing him. *bob scrible again* NOTE : I caught that one too. Jay :Mother fuckers an animal. "Wow!" Ash's eyes lit up. "I always thought that you never wore a bra Misty." Misty seeing Ash's eyes light up in immense pleasure and joy asked him "So, am I visually pleasing to you Ash? NOTE(monotone) : For I am designed to please you. We are borg. Resistance is futile. How do you like my breasts?" "There so beautiful, you're so beautiful naked Misty!" Ash answered in gasps of joy. Jay : Takes him an hour to blow his first load with a bj, but show him some tits, and he goes fanboy. NOTE : Wait, in 'gasps of Joy'? Shit, it's ascret three way. You make me so hard Misty!" "Do you want to touch my breasts Ash?" "Yes I do very much Misty," replied Ash. Please, Ash run your hands all over my innocent skin and caress my soft breasts everywhere. Kiss my soft pink nipples and make them hard. Love and touch my breasts as you would love me. Ash did as Misty asked him to do. Dogbert : Wow, can we tell Misty hasn't masturbated in a year or two? He ran his hands along the outline of her breasts, then softly caressed her soft pink nipples making them hard. Ash then put his mouth and licked with his tongue all over Misty's perfect breasts as he caressed them with his hands. Misty squirmed with joy, as Ash was loving her lovely breasts. NOTE : Not just loving the breasts, loving the lovely breasts. Next Ash wanted to see and discover Misty's hidden treasure. Dogbert : Thats a new word for it. It was the part of Misty that Ash craved the most to see and touch. He craved her treasure the most because he had never seen and had no idea what a girl's vagina would be like. NOTE : It is an evil mouth that will bite off your wee-wee! Jay : Don't remind me. I nearly shit my pants when I saw wicked city. That chick's crotch grew teeth. So Ash then led Misty over to the rock nearby the river that she was laying down on previously. Misty quickly took off her shoes and socks as well as her band holding a ponytail in her hair. Misty then with a smile on her face layed back halfway and stretched her legs out wide and forward. Ash then smiled back and proceeded to pull down her loose blue jean shorts. Once her shorts were off Ash slowly pulled down her panties that had small pink hearts spread across the white fabric. Ash's hard penis was starting to secronesly pound along with his heart faster and faster. Then Misty totally naked in the forest like Ash started to feel more and more sexually excited as a slow breeze flowed over her nude body. Ash looking right at Misty's treasure saw a vagina for the first time. Dogbert : So the tresure wasn't the vagina? NOTE : No, it was the panties. It felt very beautiful, wondrous, and mysterious at the same time. Misty's exposed vagina had short light red pubic hair that was newly coming in since puberty. Her curly red pubic hair surrounded the pink folds of her beautiful vagina. Misty then said to Ash, "Fondle me all over Ash, make me feel insanely sexual, put your fingers DEEP INSIDE OF ME ASH I WANT TO FEEL AND BE A PART OF YOU!" NOTE : DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER! Misty was slowly already starting to cum on the rock. NOTE : Go gravelier, Go Gravelier, It's your birthday. Ash's penis was getting harder and larger than before, Dogbert : Either he was realy small, and he finaly got a real hardon, or this kid is related to the bionic man. NOTE : Or his penis went super Sayjin. Jay : Mother fucking Goku stlye. he could not imagine getting any harder or larger then he was now. NOTE(*ash) : Wow! Im a full 5 inches! "Misty, I will make you into a sexual maniac by the time were through!!! Here cums the mine digger!!", *bob writes again* Dogbert : Which one was that. *hands over the notepad* Dogbert : 'Come spelled like cum. A gooey substance doesn't mean get over here. Nor is Cum a word.' NOTE : Well, he's right. It's an ultra cliche. yelled Ash as he took his index finger and entered it in Misty's vagina. NOTE : Jeez, no foreplay. Just straight to the fingering. Jay : Fuck yes! This is what I wanna see. Ash slowly rubbed and wiggled his index finger inside of Misty as she moaned to Ash to keep going. Ash then started to put in one finger after another into Misty's wet pink vagina. Ash finally had almost his whole hand up inside Misty's vagina. Dogbert : And she's a virgin? Jay : So she's loose. So what? NOTE : Unless she uses a 12 inch, 4 inch wide dildo, this is one of Bob's cliches. Ash made all sorts of motions with his hand and fingers inside of Misty's vagina which drove Misty mad with pleasure and excitement. Misty cried out, "AH, AH, OH, OH, ASH!!! YOUR SO GREAT ASH!!! YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW GOOD IT FEELS!!!" NOTE : I don't think any guy want's to know how good it feels to have a hand stuck up your ass. Ash then took his fingers out of Misty's virgin vagina Dogbert : He's sticking with the supposed plot at least.. and started to lick it up, down and all around. NOTE : I think that was supposed to happen before the fist. He saw Misty's clitoris and started licking that which drove Misty wild with pleasure. Dogbert : He's 12. What kind of prevert knows how to find the clit at that age? NOTE : Anyone else feel this is a horrid translation from japanese? ' Jay : Shut the fuck up. You're ruining the mood. "ASH, YOUR SO WONDERFUL TO ME!!", said Misty. Misty then cummed and Ash licked it up. *NOTE gags* NOTE : Put a warning there, for BOBs sake. Not you silent one, the Great BOB. "Misty your love juices taste so yummy!!!" all : AHHH Jay : Fish lover. Ash then went back to fingering her deep within her vagina. Ash fingered her madly for awhile longer and then stopped so that he and Misty could rest for the grand finale. Dogbert : Welcome to Barnem and Baley's circus, where tonight in the Big Top, Misty and Ash will fuck! "Do you want go with the grand finale and have pleasure filled sex right now?", NOTE : No, I want to go with the small fries and torture filled sex please. And could you supper size that? Dogbert : I thought Ash already was. NOTE : Well, with a pussy like that, he's gonna need it. asked Ash already knowing Misty's answer. "Oh yes Ash! I want all of you inside of me!! NOTE : I'm reminded of a Hachi Machi lemon... Cubone climed in misty.... Dogbert : Shut up, before I beat you with tubby's notepad. Take away my virginity now, Ash my love!!" Dogbert : I guess sticking your had up a girl doesn't count as a virginity loosing experiance? NOTE : Well, if she didn't have a hymen... Ash then said, "I've really wanted to enter you with my penis for along time Misty, my love!!" NOTE(*ash*) : Yes, then I want to rub your Vulva with my right index finger, and slowly lick your mons pubis with my nimble toungue, and rub on your Glutious Maximus. "Let's make true love then!!", exclaimed Misty. Ash then being a gentleman said, "I'll let you decide first what position you want to be in and how we should first do it." "O.K.," agreed Misty. "How about you sit down here in the shallow edge of the water while you enter me from below when I come down from above or from front. *Jay concentrates* Jay : What the fuck? Dogbert : I remember this. It was from civil war. It was the technique Washington used to beat the british. He called it the 'Flying Fuck' We can then go crazy and do whatever we desire." "That sounds great Misty, you always did like water huh?" Misty replied, "Yep, you got that right honey! Always have, always will. Now let's seal our love for each other with having sex. Ash sat down naked at the shallow end of the water, of which the height was about five, or six inches up the height of his butt. NOTE : Why can't this idiot just say it came up to his ass? Misty said, "Ash, you haven't properly inspected my bottom yet have you?" "I think your right, I haven't yet," Ash smiled. So Misty walked in front of Ash facing away from him. Dogbert : There goes the game plan. Ash saw Misty's bottom that was right in front of him. It was a pearl white color shaped perfectly and very curvaceously feminine. NOTE : Curvaceously? Where in the fuck did that come from? Ash reached out his hands and caressed her beautiful rear end. It was very soft and smooth to his touch. Ash then spread her butt apart and looking at her pink butthole started to lick it. All : AHHH! NOTE : Shit dude.... Dogbert : Literaly.... "Make sure you clean me good!", Misty said with great love. All(again) :AHHHHHH! NOTE : Damnit, I'm gonna kill Dop for this.... Dogbert : Lets hope this is marketed.... Jay : Why? Dogbert : 'Ash Toliet Paper: Let him lick you clean' Jay : Oh. "Well I am your professional sex trainer, it's the least I could do," joked Ash. Ash licked Misty's bottom good and clean and commented how well she tasted to him. All : *gag* Bob : There are just some things that don't belon in lemons. Like describing how well someones asshole tastes.... Dogbert : Good point. Remind me in any future lemons, to leave before it gets this bad. Jay : It's just getting good dude. After Ash was done playing with Misty's shapely bottom Misty faced toward Ash again. "What a angelic view I have toward the sky!", commented Ash with his eyes all over Misty's body. Misty's giggled and said, "My view is not bad either!" Misty then took a hold of Ash's very hard reddening penis NOTE : There are lotions for that... Dogbert : Sorry, I'm still on 'how well she tasted to him'. NOTE : Don't worry, just think happy thoughts, and the nightmare will go away. and angled it upward for easy entry into her. Misty, squatting then angled her vagina an inch or two above Ash's penis and rubbed the tip of Ash's penis in a circular pattern on the outside of her very wet and moist pink folds of flesh. Dogbert : Why do I feel I'm watching a home improvement show, or a cooking show? NOTE : If either one of them says 'BAM!', I'm gone. Jay : Shut up damnit. These two are finaly going to fuck. Misty was thinking about what her friends told her about when a girl first looses her virginity it hurts and feels like your insides tear. Misty somewhat feared the pain that would come even though it would be temporary. Dogbert : So, having a 5 inch penis thats only about 2 inches wide shoved in you is more painful than a 7 inch, 5 inch wide hand? So Misty just thought that she would just get it over with real quick. She dropped down onto Ash's penis and NOTE : Broke it in half. Jay : Yeah, if fucking pants can break his cock, a chick falling on this puss would break him. felt a tearing type of pain go through her body. Misty cried out in pain. A small amount of blood started to come out of her vagina. Dogbert : Nope, he kept the hymen. NOTE : What the fuck, the penis draws blood? An not the fucking finger nails? A tear was in Misty's eye but she was trying not to cry. Ash wiped the tear away and said, "From now on there will only be joy, I promise." All : Awwwww. Jay : He's going to fuck Joy too? Dogbert : Told ya so. Misty smile came back again and Misty started going up and down on Ash's penis again. Their rhythm started slow at first but then picked up some speed. "You feel so good on the inside Misty!!!", said Ash. NOTE : 'Hey! Where's the cream filling?' Bob : Hostes. thats the stuff. Just then in the trees someone approached. Ash and Misty did not notice anything because there were very much into the sexual experience. Jay : What the fuck. He takes a whole fucking paragraph to describe them getting naked, and doesn't describe thier fucking? Fuck this shit. The person approaching was Brock. Brock was about to yell out hi to Misty and Ash. But when he saw that Ash and Misty were naked and Misty was going up and down rapidly on Ash's hard penis Brock backed up quietly and thought that he must be dreaming. He then hit himself on the head to try and wake himself up. NOTE : And he continued until he died, the end. But he did not wake up so then he thought that maybe this was reality. But Ash and Misty naked in a forest, having sex together? There still real young. Dogbert : Well. He didn't check this over like he said he did. *Bob scribles again* NOTE : Word missusage? Bob : *nods* Too young Brock thought to be having a sexual experience together. This was also very unbelievable to Brock because Misty always argues with Ash or calls him names. NOTE : Bitch, slut, whore, etc... Brock who was very turned on by Misty and Ash naked and doing it decided that he would watch and enjoy this whether this was reality or not. NOTE : Yeah, whats it matter that they aren't even old enough for highschool. Lets get off on them fucking. Jay : Now you're talking. Brock moved to the best viewing spot behind a tree to see Ash and Misty having sex and then feeling very horny and getting hard pulled down his pants and started to masturbate. Brock was imagining that he was in Ash's position right now having sex with Misty. Bob : And licking her clean... Dogbert(*flatly*) : Shut up fatass. Brock always had a secret desire to see Misty naked and to ride her with his penis in her vagina, Dogbert : As opposed to her ear. even though he would've denied it to anyone even to himself because of how ecchi it sounded. Brock looked toward Misty again as he played with himself. Misty, continued moaning loudly all threw their lovemaking. "Ash, I never thought that your cock would feel SOOOO good deep in me!!!" Ash and Misty tried various different sexual positions, many that they thought were impossible in the past. Dogbert : But luckly, Misty could speed read, and ash had a copy of Kama Sutra. NOTE : You realize this is all based on the fact Ash won't come in 3 seconds. Dogbert : Write that one down too Bob. Misty started to move faster up and down on Ash's now huge rod. Jay : God damn, It's still growing? NOTE : Yes, soon, it will split the world in two. Misty never imagined that sex could feel so good, not even in her dreams. Ash was hoping that Misty would want to have sex with him everyday after this because of how great it feels and it shows how we feel about each other. Besides if Misty didn't want sex everyday Ash would have a lot of masturbating to do thinking about Misty. NOTE : Yeah, as if he doesn't do that already. "AHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! AAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Yelled Misty now feeling like her orgasm was near. Dogbert : No, seriously. It is? "MISTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!!!" Ash yelled back. NOTE : ...Thinking that she was playing the screaming game. Jay : I thought that was the penis game. NOTE : What? Jay : You know. Where you scream Penis as loud as possible without getting caught. Dogbert : I'llhave to try that at the next town meeting. Ash felt like his orgasm was near too. "I'm going to CUM!!! Yelled Ash. CUM in me ASSSSHHHHHH!!! Before Ash or Misty reached there orgasm Pikachu finally arrived. NOTE: Look, everyones facorite vibrator. Bob, write that down too. Pikachu as a vibrator. Jay : That hasn't happened yet. NOTE : A hundred bucks says it will. He saw that Misty was going up and down on Ash's penis and was very surprised but turned on. Pikachu had an idea to intensify there orgasm and so he approached and said PIIIIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Dogbert : Because the word alone will make you come. Electricity wrapped around Pikachu, Ash, Misty and even Brock. NOTE : Even though he was a hundred feet away. Then at the same time Ash and Misty experienced their first orgasm. Ash and Misty as one yelled, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- NOTE (Yelling above the noise) : WHAT THE FUCK! IS THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SIREN NESSECARY AS AN ORGASM? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Jay : THATS WHAT I CALL COMING HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ash then cummed all over inside of Misty and she loved the feeling of Ash releasing his load inside her. NOTE : THE QUESTION... Sorry. The question is, whether or not she's old enough to have a period. If so, he's screwed. Brock, experiencing an orgasm cummed all over himself as well as a tree that he had been humping. Dogbert : That's apleasent image. NOTE : Don't they have laws about comming on things in a forest? Unknown to Misty and Ash their orgasm was the greatest orgasm ever in the history of the Earth. All : WTF? Dogbert : Welcome to the pinnacle of all lemon statements. NOTE: By BOB, can you get any more idiotic? Because when Pikachu let his electricity flow Misty and Ash had their orgasm and it intensified it a thousand fold. NOTE : Forget Viagra, go with Pika. After their orgasm Misty layed down on top of Ash and the two lovers were asleep. Ash's cock was still deep inside her. Dogbert : The way it was growing, it probably impaled her. In their dreams they continued to make love one to another in all of the various positions. When they awoke Misty hoped that she could do it all over again. Into the future there love and pleasure continued to grow thoughout the years. THE END? ALL : YAY! NOTE : Wait... A question mark.... NOOOOOOOO! ************************************** They walk out of the theater, exhausted, and sick. "Thank BOB that is over." N.O.T.E. said, slinking down into his chair. "And we get to do it all over next week." Dogbert said, climming up on a stool by the door. Jay shook his head. "That fucking sucked. I wanted some real fucking, and that was just stupid." Bob nodded and handed him his pad. "Bob counted 34 cliches in the peice of shit." "Figures." Dogbert sighed. The screen blinked on, and Dop sat infront of the camera, grining from ear to ear. "So, how did it go?" "I will kill you next time you come near me." N.O.T.E. said smilling. "That good? Heh." He shifted some papers infront of him. "Next week, It's gonna be 'Bulbasaurs Vengence'. Not as cheesy. I swear." Dogbert jumped down. "Just put warnings infront of the ass cleanings, would you?" "No problem dude." He chuckled. "Anyway, I'm out, you're free to relax, and N.O.T.E., I expect you on Cynics Corner with some misc thoughts." "What?" "That's your new segment. At least, you get half. Have fun, and snoogit." The screen blackened. Jay frowned. "Fucker. That's my line." Jay shrugged. "Come on Silent Bob. I gotta blunt that needs to be taken care of." They walk out, followed by a curious N.O.T.E. Dogbert looked around. "Well. Let's see what's on TV." -*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*---*-*-*-*-*-*--*-*-*-*-*--* Obviously, None of the supporting cast appeared. But they will next week, I swear. Maybe next week... I should say next time. Oh well. adi~ -- ŻŻŻ So says Doppelganger *--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--* -- ICQ:::39886697 Email::: morph_ing@hotmail.com Cynics Corner-- members.xoom.com/cynicscorner *** "Quit harshing my mellow!" -- 'There is no sun without shadow, and it is essential to know the night' [Albert Camus]