From: Jose L. Solano (jsolano199@aol.comlink) Subject: [MST] Dima's fic, Part four (bad hentai) Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon View: Complete Thread (4 articles) | Original Format Date: 2000/10/13 (David, Jamie, Scott and Austin are being held prisoners in a Russian camp. The bear guards are right outside the cell. Dima walks in) Dima- Hello, traitors. David- Exile me then. Dima- No! Traitors are no longer exiled! David- Aww... Dima- Instead, you are forced to see my fanfiction! Jamie- Execute me then! PLEASE!! Dima- HAHAHAHAH!! >Chapter 4 > > "C'mon, c'mon... Answer the phon-Oh, hi, can I get extension 530, please?" Austin- (Operator) We're sorry. This number is no longer in service. The previous occupant, HotMales Incorporated, has moved to 1-800-HOT-MALE. That's 1-800-468-6253. > "Hi? Kat? How'd the shoot go? Fine? ... Sex? David- (Misha) What is this 'sex' you speak of? >Dinner? Scott- (Misha) You eat food at night? Unheard of! >Hotel? Jamie- (Misha) Where I come from, we sleep in beds. >9:00? Austin- (Misha) Time?! What the hell? You measure the chronological movement from one moment to the next?! Jamie- Bro, do you even know what that means? Austin- Uh... it means that it's time for Juicy Juice. Right? Right?! > ... I'll be there." Austin- (Misha) Just wait until I finish jacking off. You know I get nervous on dates if I don't. Dima- Silence, Armadillo Scum! >Misha put down the phone and grinned. Austin- What did I say? WHAT DID I SAY?! Dima- ...Silence. >"Oh yea!" he shouted and danced around his mansion. David- Right before the real owner came and kicked his ass off the estate. >"Oooh! OOOH!" said Misha as he parked his car in Kat's garage. Austin- ... Jamie- Austin's not laughing. What's wrong, bro? Austin- I saw it coming a mile away. Besides, it doesn't work. Why is Misha the one moaning? Jamie- Some people orgasm first, bro. David- Did your parents never send Austin to school? Jamie- No, they kept him chained the the front yard. >"The answer was B, sir!" his radio blared. Scott- The Blair Radio Project. David- GAY. Scott- Well you think of something better. >"I KNEW THAT ONE!!!" Misha yelled. He got out of the car and walked up the front steps of Kat's >house. David- Which was really just a cleverly disguised trapdoor, sending him falling to a fiery death below. >"Oh, Misha! Hi! Sorry I couldn't get the hotel reservations, the Grande Hotel Du Digi is always full." Scott- Jabba du Hutt! Alalalalalalalalalalal!! David- Du Digi poodoo! Jamie- Great, now he's got David! David- Join me. It is your destiny. >Misha's mouth dropped. David- (Misha) AAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! My mouth!! Quick!! Get me to the hospital!! I'm bleeding!! Get a tourniquet!! I'M DYING!! >"You tried to get us a night at the GHD!? Holy crap, Kat! Playboy must be paying you a lot..." Austin- (Kat) Yes, I've been doing some overtime on the side. Jamie- Not funny, bro. >"Sure is." David- (Misha) I'm secretly your employer! Austin- (Kat) Ick! So you're Darth Maul?! Scott- I should be laughing, but I don't find the humor in it. Jamie- Just think about it for a while. Or don't, I wish I hadn't. >"Let's fuck." Austin- (Kat) I hope you brought your own partner, because you're not getting into MY panties anytime soon. Dima- Silence. >"Later, Misha. Haha, later." Austin- (Kat) After I've had a real man in my bed. Dima- Silence! >"Ok" > >2 minutes later. David- The world explodes, this fanfic ends, Dima Safonov dies, the end. Can we leave now? >"Let's fuck." Jamie- (Kat) Let's not. >"Dammit, Misha, I meant like 2 hours later!" Austin- (Misha) Two hours? Good, that gives me some time. Where's the bathroom? To the left? Ok, I'll be ready for you by then. Jamie- The subtle detail you added sickens me. >Kat answered through clenched teeth. Scott- By a matter of misfortune, she had sucked the cap of a superglue tube earlier. David- Not like Misha was gonna get head anyway. >They had dinner and 2 hours later, they were walking up to the bedroom in Kat's house." Scott- Wait, who said that?! >Soon, Misha and Kat were undressed. Jamie- But Kat began to giggle. Misha put his clothes back on and left, ashamed. Austin- Mwahahaha!! Jamie- Wait... NO! I... that just slipped out. I'm not a pervert, really I'm not! >Kat moaned as Misha started licking her. Austin- (Kat) You moron, you're supposed to lick my PUSSY not my cheek! David- (Misha) Whoopse! >He started from the chest, made circles around her large breasts and finally working down to her pussy. Austin- Sounds like someone's getting some good exercise. Scott- Yeah, running circles over a giants' body can do that. Austin- ...Nevermind... >He started licking like his life depended on it. David- And it did, because at that moment, Kat had a glock held up to Misha's head. >Then he took his cock and said to Kat, "You want this, hm?" Scott- (Kat) Ooh! I've always wanted a rooster!! I'll hug it and squeeze it and pet it and kiss it and love it! (Austin is rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off) Scott- Did I miss something? >Kat just nodded, Jamie- She had already grown bored and tired, but agreed anyway. >and he thrust into her so hard that she cried out in pain. David- (Kat) OW! My leg!! Work on your aim, pointy! >"Aah, no..." she moaned. Scott- (Ed) Uh, no. Jamie- (Kat) Sorry buddy, that's not the way it works. >Misha kept thrusting and thrusting. David- (Kat) Godammit, Misha, can't you do ANYTHING right?! My pussy is down THERE!! Stop fucking my ARMPIT!! >Sometimes they switched positions, and Misha would work on Kat's pussy Scott- (Misha) Cervix. Austin- (Assistant) Cervix. Scott- (Misha) Hyme- wait, forget it. Clitoris. Austin- (Assistant) Clitoris. Scott- (Misha) Activate switch! It's alive! IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!! Jamie- Sickos. >, but he loved shoving. "Man, it's like he plays soccer with his dick." Kat said, breathing heavily. David- That's just plain wrong. Austin- Red card!! >"Say what?" he asked. > >"Nothing, nothing..." David- (Misha) No, you tell me, and you tell me NOW! >When it ended, they were both tired, both worn out. Austin- After seven hours of unsuccessful sex, they decided to give up and call it a night. >Kat woke up at about 3:00 in the morning. She saw Misha sleeping beside her. David- (Kat) Dammit, what are YOU still doing here? >She smiled and went back to sleep. Scott- Little did she know she would never wake up, and Misha would usurp her glamorous nude model lifestyle. Dima- The fanfiction is over. Now, I have a game for you all. Austin- If it's Hangman, I'm going to slap you. Dima- Actually, it is. All four of you play against me. If you win, you are all free. However, the last person to make a mistake dies. David- Sure, why not? Dima- _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Jamie- A.. Dima- A_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ David- Assgoblin. (Dima draws a rope) David- Assgobbler? (Dima draws a full noose) Scott- S. Dima- ASS_ _ SS_ _ David- R. Dima- ASS_ _ SS _ R Jamie- E. Dima- ASS_ _ SSE R Jamie- K. Dima- ASSK_ SSER Austin- Y. (Dima draws a head) Austin- L? (Dima draws a body) Austin- H? (Dima draws arms) David- Asskisser. Dima- Damn! You got it! Austin- We're free! Dima- No. I'm afraid you made the last mistake. Hang him. (The bears take Austin away) Austin- Aww... Dima- You are all free to go... (Everyone leaves the camp) Dima- You've stepped on to Russian property and are thus trespassing! Arrest them! Jose L. Solano ------------------------------- 100% of all people who read my posts die ------------------------------- Beware the Dark Hamster of the Sith