Google Search: Groups • Advanced Groups Search • Groups Help Groups search result 1 for From: Jose L. Solano (jsolano199@aol.comlink) Subject: [MST][PW!] Celadon City Hotel Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon View: Complete Thread (7 articles) | Original Format Date: 1999/11/06 (Er forgot the title last time...) AFSHers will remember this group. As for the rest, email me if you care to know (which I doubt.) (Austin sits down on the couch with a Game Boy) Austin: Ok, let’s see here... I have a Charmeleon, but not an Ivysaur. Hmm... David: Still playing Pokeyman? Austin: It’s Pokemon! David: Whatever. What level are you on? Austin: Charmeleon’s on level 24, Pikachu’s on level 6, Sandshrew is on level 15, and Butterfree is on level 20. David: ....The fuck?! Who are these people and why are they on different levels? Austin: You see, each of these cute little critters is a Pokemon. If you train it with love and care, it will reach a new level of strength and sometimes evolve into a new Pokemon! David: How old are you again? Austin: It’s not just a kid’s game! And besides, Sandshrew looks like me! David: No he doesn’t, you look more like a fox. Austin: Well I’m not, ok?! (Jamie sits down on the couch) David: Hey, Austin’s still playing that Pokeman game. Austin: POKEMON! Jamie: Yeah, so? David: Isn’t he a little old for it? Jamie: David, every person has different interests... David: He’s fuckin 24! He needs a life! Jamie: Oh, just leave him. I just got another fanfic from AGNP. David: You didn’t get it out of the bargain basement... did you? Jamie: I only had $.50, and we need something to do. David: Who’s it by? Jamie: Uh...Dima Safanov. He stops by AGNP often, simply to annoy the people there. David: Ok, I sit back, Jamie get the popcorn, Austin...you keep playing Pokeymom... Austin: POKEMON! David: Whatever, Scott, fire up the projector. (Silence) David: Where’s Scott? Austin: Uh... he said something today... uh... going to fish market? David: Why would he go to the fish market? Austin: Er wait no he said he was going to wait in line for Star Wars Episode 2. David: Where’d you get fish market from? (Jamie walks in with popcorn) David: Well I guess I’ll have to start the projector... Austin: Can I do- David: NO!! You don’t touch anything unless I ask you to! Austin: Jamie, can I? Jamie: Sorry Austin, he’s right. Remember what happened last time you tried to turn the projector on? Austin: Oh yeah... David: Quiet, it’s starting. >Char: Duh. Manta! David: How the hell are we supposed to know this?! >~ Austin: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jamie: Austin, don’t start. > Manta emerged out of the airplane at Celadon City Main Airport. Jamie: As opposed to the subway. >She looked around "Nice place.." Austin: Oh no, it’s Matt Fanuzzi in disguise! > Manta set her eyes on a beautiful hotel in the >distance. Jamie: That’s odd. Most people set their eyes in their eye sockets. David: She must have long arms too. >It looked really fancy, and Manta LOVES fancy hotels. Jamie: Looked, loves. Someone’s having a problem with tenses. >She quickly ran there. David: She put her eyes on something she wasn’t even running distance from? >Stopping by the mini TR base in the alley on the way. Austin: Why would Team Rocket have a base in an alley? >She asked for a bicycle, so she could get around faster. David (Manta): Must run... find... employee... who knows... about.... bikes... >The TR member, named Zackro, (Austin laughs hysterically) >said "Hrm. Well, here is your damn Bicycle, Manta. Jamie: Service with a smile! Austin: How does he know her name? David: He just does. >Listen, the boss doesn't like people who don't do their job. David: Really?! Does he ever FIRE them?! >Now git' you small ass atta here, babe!" Austin: Damn Texans... David: How can she have a small ass and be a babe? Jamie: Atta? >. Manta grunted (Austin does a Tim Allen grunt) >and walked out. David: Then she realizes the TR base was just a desert mirage... > Riding on her new bicycle, David: You’re supposed to set it on fire not ride it you idiot! >Manta was having fun. Jamie: See Spot. See Spot run. Run Spot run. >"Ah, I haven't had this much fun ... well... ugh...". David: That damn monthly visitor! Jamie: *ahem* David: What?! > She muttered with digust. Austin: Wait, she was having fun and now she’s disgusted?! >The peircing image of her dad yelling at her when she was small was appearing in her >head again. Jamie: Ok, so she was just having fun and for no apparent reason remembers her dad yelling at her when she was small?! > "NO! NO! NO! NOT THIS! I HATE REMEMBERING THISSSS!!!!!". David: The Snakemen have taken over! > She finnaly Austin: Finnaly. Hey, I learned a new word! > got the discontented image out of her head David: Damn memory implants! >and went straight in the hotel. "Room for 1, please. I want a room with a nice warm >bathroom. I haven't had a bath in weeks!". Austin: So it’s MANTA that stinks! David: No, it’s the story! Jamie: I think Dima rubbed this thing all over himself after he wrote it... > Manta payed the fee, and went into her hotel room. "Room >713", Manta thought out loud. "Which part is the one for me.. the 7 lucky >part, or the unfortunate 13 part?". David: Excuse me, I’m sorry, be we just realized that you’re a Dima character. We will escort you outside and give you a swift kick in the rear as soon a possible. > Manta went into the nice, warm bathroom. It was really warm, but it had >a heating vent Jamie: Which had nothing to do with the warmth in the room. >and an air conditioner. "Nice place.." she thought. "It sure >isn't worth the $90 I payed for this room, though. David: Then ask for a refund! > Good thing I booked it up for a week." David: Doesn’t matter, they’ll still kick you out after 24 hours. >. Manta turned on the water, and laid in the water Austin: (As Ralph) Principal Skinner and Ms. Crabapple were making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me! >witch was now Jamie: AH! A WITCH! >a filled bathtub. David: So the water somehow turned into a filled bathtub? Filled with what? > "Ohh... So relaxing..." Manta relaxed in the water, and fell asleep. Jamie: That’s it? The whole point of this story was to show Manta getting in the bathtub? David: Normally I wouldn’t mind, but this is a Dima character, and probably looks exactly like him. Austin: And this is supposed to be a Pokemon story! There were no Pokemon in it whatsoever! >~ Austin: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (David punches Austin in the nose) >-- >-Dima Safonov- David: Dimwit Jackinov Jamie: Dimmy Vonofas Austin: Darwin Scrot- David: No! >ICQ: 4678513 >AIM: DimaTheAGNPer Jamie: He’s a disgrace to REAL AGNPers! >MSN Zone: _BigMan128_ David: Oh, big man! >****(QUOTE ARENA)**** > >TR SleepyAbra: Women dont have dicks >SS5 Vegeta205: HOW DO YOU KNOE >TR SleepyAbra: Because women have vaginas >SS5 Vegeta205: ?? >SS5 Vegeta205: WHAS >TR SleepyAbra: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A VAGINA IS? AHAHAHAH >TR SleepyAbra: *rolls on the floor laughing* >SS5 Vegeta205: I KNOW WHAT A VERGIN IS >DimaTheAGNPer: ... LOL!!!! >TR SleepyAbra: *laughs uncontrollably* >TR SleepyAbra: THIS is for the sig! >DimaTheAGNPer: Vegeta: Yeah. You're gonna be one for the rest of your life. David: I title this masterpiece, “Three Idiots Acting Like Idiots.” >~ >SS5 Vegeta205: *RIPS OFF DIMA`S DICK AND BALLZ* >DimaTheAGNPer: I never had ballz. I had balls. . . Jamie: So you don’t have any now? >DimaTheAGNPer: COME BACK WITH MY DICK!!!!! >DimaTheAGNPer: ITS ONLY... uhm... I DUNNO HOW MANY INCHES! >SS5 Vegeta205: LOL >DimaTheAGNPer: ITS SMALL! >SS5 Vegeta205: NO >DimaTheAGNPer: WHY DO YOU NEED IT? >SS5 Vegeta205: WELLL DIMA NOW YOUR A GIRL >DimaTheAGNPer: *as Doctor Proctor on Pokemon* Just glue it back with superglue Jamie: I don’t get it... is this supposed to promote or degrade Dima? >~ >"I am god." -Marcus Yu Austin: The hell you are! >"Marcus is god." -SaBeR TR David: The hell he is! >"No he isn't!" -Babymew Jamie: The hell he isn’t! >"Uhm..." -SaBeR TR Austin: The hell he -Wait, nevermind... >~ >SS5 Vegeta205: *kills the moon* >~ David: Ok, we’re done reading this piece of shit. What did you guys think? Jamie: Who taught Dima to write, Yoshi? And why did Manta have to go to a TR base to get a bike? Don’t they sell weapons there? Austin: This is supposed to have a reference to at least 1 Pokemon! C’mon, at least a Pidgey! Jamie: And what’s the deal with that flashback? Was it that traumatizing to get yelled at? David: I feel sorry for you, Jamie. You wasted a good $.50 that could have been used for some M & M’s. Jamie: Why don’t YOU get the fanfic next time? David: Nah, too lazy. (Suddenly the projector explodes) Austin: AAAAAAAAH!! FIRE!!! (Dima walks in) Dima: I will save you! (Dima does cartwheels in the hallway) David: Hey Dima, get out of our house! Dima: No because I belong here. I am an AGNPer too. Jamie: This isn’t AGNP! Dima: I don’t care. I should be allowed here anyway. Austin: Why? Dima: Because I’m 10 and act 13. David: Austin’s 24 and acts 13 too. What’s your point? Dima: David, two words: SHUT THE- David: Ok, that was 2 words. Dima: -FUCK UP! Jamie: There’s 2 again. Dima: Leave me alone! David: Then get out of our house! Dima: Stop being so immature! Jamie: How are we acting immature? Look at yourself! Dima: Shut up and act your age! I may not act mine, but you can go ahead and act yours! David: That does it! (David bites Dima’s neck) Austin: AAH!! Dave what are you doing?! Jamie: That’s it! Go for the jugular! Austin: ...You’re letting him do this? Jamie: Hey, I don’t know about you, but I think killing Dima will do a favor to world. Austin: How? Jamie: Nobody would have to read his fanfics again! Austin: Oh I get it! Dima: Ah! (Dima dies. David takes the carcass to the kitchen) Jamie: What are you doing?! David: I can’t let this go to waste! I’m making dinner! Jamie: Ugh. Carnivores. Austin, you still playing? Austin: Yeah! My Charmeleon evolved! Jamie: That’s good! Now we can battle! Austin: Huh? (Jamie takes a Game Boy Color with Pokemon Red out of her pocket) Austin: Hey! You play Pokemon too! David: (from kitchen) What?! Jamie: I happen to like Pokemon! You have a problem with that?! David: Damn Nintendo... Jose Luis Solano ------------------------------- Offical Member of the AFSH Stupid Brigade ------------------------------- "My girlfriend done burned up my pickup truck WICKED FIRESTARTER!!!" -Coyote Calhoun Google Home - Advertise with Us - Add Google to Your Site - News and Resources - Language Tools - Jobs, Press, Cool Stuff... ©2002 Google