From: Regulus (MiraiNoHikage@hotmail.com)
Subject: [MST 102] pokemon story 
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
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Date: 1999/07/22 
 

Notes from the author: Boy, what WAS this piece of crap? I'll keep the
notes short. Don't want the intro to be longer than the story. X.x;

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Akai, Cecilia, and Dreadite file into the theater and sit down, in that
order.

Dread: Okay, I humored you last time, now WHY am I HERE?
Akai: Waiter.
Dread: Oh, well that's...*twitch*....dammit!

> Bills adventure

Cecy: No Ted?

> "Go pokeball"

Akai: Ben Stein, folks.

> yells Bill "Go pokeball"yells josh.

Dread: ALl the excitement of watching paint dry.

> Out pops 

Akai: Sailor Mercury?
Cecy: Now who's gonna get that?
Akai: Everyone should!

> a bulbasuar from Bills pokeball and out pops a pidgey out of Joshes 
> pokeball "tackle bulbasaur" 

All: O.O;
Dread: This isn't a story, it's one long sentence!

> instead bulbasaur stands up and on his hands 
> are brass knuckles 

Cecy: Leave the poor echidna outta this!

> pidgey does the same and he has brass knuckles too. 

Akai: How the hell does a bird where brass knuckles?

> WHAM bulbasaur punches pidgey BAM 

Cecy: Oh, so we're recycling 60's Batman sound effects. Gotcha.

> he punches him again all of a sudden 
> pidgey throws sand in bulbasaurs eyes 

Dread: ....While wearing brass knuckles. Oooooh-keyfine.

> and pulls out a knife.

Cecy: Pokemon Ghetto.

> Pidgey swings his knife at bulbasaur but blocks it just in time then bulbasaur 
> grabs pidgeys knife and stabs pidgey. He falls on the floor all covered 
> in blood 

Akai: It died in a puddle of it's own gore! Issei Mataloun!!! NOOO!!!!
Cecy, Dread: Who?
Akai: *twitching* Don't ask.

> "Go rattata" rattata pops out of the 

Dread: ...chest of a space marine.

> pokeball and he had claws 

Akai: As opposed to having fish.

> on each hand he jumped at bulbasaur but he grabed one of rattatas hands 

Cecy: Everything's anthropomorphic?
Dread: Either that or someone's been splicing genes.

> but rattata stabs bulbasaur with the other hand and bulbasaur falls on 
> the ground blood staind 

Akai: Bulbasaur fall down, go boom.

> TO BE CONTINUED...............

Dread: Oh please, don't keep us in suspence. 
Akai: That's it?
Cecy: Yup.
Dread: Oh c'mon! That was a big pile of run-on crap!
Akai: I think the author had to pee really bad, so instead of writing a
good story, he just threw something together.
Cecy: It...would explain things.
Dread: NO it wouldn't. Let's get outta here.


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Reg