From: Regulus (MiraiNoHikage@hotmail.com) Subject: [MST 103.5] Re: [PW] POKEMON ARE THE REAL WINNERS Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon View: Complete Thread (6 articles) | Original Format Date: 1999/07/27 Author's notes: Well hell, something HAD to pop up before I could finish 104....^_^ --- Akai, Cecilia, and Dreadite sauntered into the theater and sat down. Cecy: Emergency pitstop my ass. >FuzzFuzzNH wrote: Dread: One really screwed up piece of crap story. > > POKEMON ARE THE REAL WINNERS > Nick hale (fuzzfuzz12@hotmail.com) > Summary: kill All: The author! >rizzo's friends > > I am Nick I am 12 years old Akai: Oh, well THAT explains it. >and I like to make stories were stark members die All: .... Dread: What the hell did that read? Akai: Uh...'I like to make stories where ...' Oh hell, *I* dunno! > please send me feedback Dread: I'm gonna take this story, turn it sideways, and stick it up your roody poo ass, if ya SMEEEEEEEEL~L~L~L~L~L.....*looks left and right*....*gives the People's Eyebrow*.....what the Rock....is cookin'. Cecy: That....was scary. > > -------------------------- > "Agent Mew, Akai: Mewlder and Brocklly. >what do you have to report to us about Voyager?" Cecy: Well, sir, the ratings suck, as does the plot, and our studies show the only audience we're raking in are the underaged horny kid market that watch purely for Seven of Nine. > > "Well the starship has been missing Akai: Plot. Dread: A Storyline. Cecy: Good writing. >since early this morning. I > > believe the Muppet Squadron destroyed the vessel". Akai: Muppets...? Dread: It's not quite a mop, and not quite a puppet, but MAN..... > > "Good work Agent Mew. Now we must kill All: The author! >any of the survivors" > > "What! We can't do that we can't reveal ourselves Dread: PLEASE don't reveal yourselves. Cecy: There is such a thing as getting TOO aquainted. >would be > > suicide" > > Later, the Captain Janeway Akai: Yes, THE Captain Janeway, not to be mistaken for any other clones, borg, or alternative universe versions! >woke up in a plane with nothing but hot tubs Akai: ..which promptly crushed her ripcage, splattering her like a roach. Cecy: Well SOMEone isn't in a good mood... > > and Rizzo's rat friends. They were trying to put the game moves on the > > Captain. The rats said All: "We are the rats who SAYYY.....ni!" >"huba huba huba what a gal. Let's smooch baby." > > Stop! All: Please! > > Slap! All: Woohoo! > > Wham! All: Wham? > > "Oh yeah baby" Dread: I won't comment. > > Just then Rizzo enters. Dread: He enters who? Akai: Hey! Dread: Well SOMEone was obviously having fun! Akai: Yeah, but....but....remind me to hurt you later. Dread: Noted. > > "What are you doing to my honey bun?" Cecy: It's...just too easy....must...resist...urge! Akai: Must...resist....Shatnerspeak! > > The Captain says "Hey, I am no ones honey bun". She pulls out > her Dread: Large collection of sex toys... > > phaser and sets it to Akai: 'Miss' >incinerate, fires. When three of the 300 rats were dead. > > She said "Next rat to move gets it." Akai: In a room of horny rats, being outnumbered 297 to 1, you should watch how you phrase things. > > Rizzo started to run but 'ZAP' he gets burned down in his >prime. All: *cheer wildly* Akai: I HATE that guy! > > Then the pokemon entered in and kill everyone but the Captain. Dread: Well that makes perfect se -- WHA? > > She was saved for tortured. > > THE END? Lets hope not Akai: Psst, Mr Author? You spelled 'Let's hope SO' wrong. Everyone files out, cussing. -- Reg