From: Neo Zero (neozero@home.com) Subject: Re: Disaster at PokTTown (will SOMEONE please MST this?) Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon View: Complete Thread (12 articles) | Original Format Date: 1999/07/25 >"Misty, come on!" Ash pulled on Misty's arm, but she refused to budge. "We've got to >go now!" Misty took a rice ball and smashed it into Ash's face. "Hey!" he yelped, wiping >rice off of his face. "No fair!" Pikachu laughed. Ash smiled and handed Pikachu a rice >ball. >It was a warm summer morning, and Ash, Misty and Brock were on the path leading to >Chartreuse City. Of course, Ash was having a hard time prying Misty away from the rice >balls he had bought in Vermilion City..... >"No! I am not going until I finish eating!" Misty exclaimed with a mouthful of food. "If >you try to make me, I'll squish this into your face!" She held her rice ball up >threateningly. Ash backed off. Swallowing and stuffing the last of the rice ball in her >mouth, Misty dug two rice balls out of her backpack and gave one to her newly captured >Vulpix. "Here." She handed the other one to Brock. Suddenly... Ash heard a sound. >"Hey! What's that?" Ash said. Misty was about to ask the same thing, but then the sound >came again. "Meeeeeee Meeh! >eeeowth...." It trailed off. "Hey! It sounds like a Meowth!" Ash >exclaimed. He plunged into the bushes and emerged with a sick Meowth in his arms. >"Meeeeeeeeeeowth......" it moaned. >"That Meowth looks familiar," mused Misty. Yeah, how odd that this Meowth look like the rest of them. >All of a sudden, Team Rocket emerged from the Hole in the ground they had dug, but fell into once again. >bushes. "Oh good, you found our Meowth," cried Jesse. "We've been looking all over for >it!" Prove it's yours. >"Team Rocket!" Ash, Misty and Brock exclaimed at the same time. "What are you doing >here?" Jinx! Where!? Haha, you owe me a coke! >"Well, we were just trying to capture....OW!" James broke off as Jesse slapped him. "We >were just trying to find our Meowth. He ran off and we couldn't find him, " he replied. >"Yeah, right! This Meowth is very sick! You probably just left him there to die!" >screamed Misty. She lunged at them, but Brock held her back. "You jerks! You >Meowth killers!" she yelled. "I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!" >Jesse smiled and pulled out a Pokeball. "Gladly." Misty also pulled out a Pokeball, drew >her arm back, and threw it. "Starmie! Go!" she yelled. >"Weezing! Go!" cried Jesse, throwing her Pokeball. Weezing materialized in front of her. Jessie has a Weezing? And what happened to James? >"Starmie! Water gun! Now!" Starmie sprayed water at Weezing, knocking him out of the >air. Jesse yelled, "Weezing! Smokescreen! Now!" Weezing trailed a smokescreen behind >him as he zoomed through the air. Starmie dodged and shot more water at Weezing, >who fell to the ground once again. "Weezing! Return!" Jesse held out the Pokeball and >Weezing zapped back inside. zzt >"Starmie! Return!" Misty held out the Pokeball, and Starmie returned. She smiled self->satisfiedly at Jesse and James, who retreated into the bushes, forgetting their Meowth. >"Hey! Look!" Ash pointed down the path. "Chartreuse City! There it is!" Hey! Look! Another made up city that isn't really there! >Ash, Misty, Pikachu and Brock raced toward Chartreuse City, Ash carefully cradling the >sick Meowth in his arms. You tell any more of those sick jokes and I'll throw you into a lake! >"Look! A Pokemon hospital!" Brock ran toward it. "Follow me!" Misty and Ash hurried >after him. Good idea. Better than going slowly, I guess. >When they got inside, Ash yelled, "Someone help us! This Meowth is dying! It needs >help now!" I thought it was just sick. *throws Meowth into a lake* >A girl ran up to them and took Meowth from Ash's arms. "You did well in bringing the >Meowth here. It needs immediate medical attention!" She took Meowth into a back >room. Ash relaxed and picked up Pikachu. "Pika," said Pikachu, jumping onto Ash's >head. "Pika pika." Ash didn't try to argue with Pikachu. Since when does Ash know Pikachu language? Pika chuchu pichu kapi pikachuu! Um, pika pichu! *zaps Ash for telling him to f*** off* >A few minutes later, the girl brought Meowth back out. "Meowth! What are they doing >here?" he cried, Okay, so the girl is asking Meowth what those kids are doing there, and is then suddenly male? *throws an Oreo at Drei* Oooh, yummi! ^_^ >staring at Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu in alarm. >"Now, Meowth, this is no way to treat someone who saved your life," rebuked the girl >gently. Meowth hung his head. "Sorry, Mara," he said. Mara handed Meowth to Ash. >"You be sure to take it back to his trainers," she said. "It was very worried!" So is Meowth an "it" or a "he"? I dunno, I thought all Pok,mon were "it"s... >Meowth muttered something under his breath and allowed Ash to carry him back to Jesse and James, who were right outside. Jesse snatched Meowth up and she and James There he is! >ran back down the path. "Pika pikachu. Pika pika pikachu. Pika. Pikachu pika." Ash agreed with Pikachu. Why yes Pikachu, I am very stupid. I don't have a clue of what you're saying or what I'm doing here. >Misty dragged Ash, Brock and Pikachu ...Into a bed. *whacks Drei with a table* >down the path to the store. "Misty! Let go of my ...c- DON'T EVEN SAY IT. Yi! >arm!" protested Ash, trying to wriggle free of Misty's grasp. "Let GO!" Misty only >tightened her hold on Ash's You say anything, and I'll confinscate your Oreos. Meeh- er, meep! >arm. Ash sighed and let her drag him ....into bed.. *sweatdrop* >along. Suddenly..... King Arthur came by, asking if they knew where there were any shurbberies. Ni! Ecky ecky ecky ecky pikang zoop boing zoom owlie zihv! >"PIKACHU!" Pikachu let loose with an electric shock, which caused Misty to loosen her >grip, but also slightly stunned everyone. Ash sat up and complained, "Pikachu, why must you mess everything up for me?! I LIKED THAT!" *does everything she can to keep from bashing Drei with a bookshelf* >"Pikachu, why don't you wait until we're out of the vicinity first?" Pikachu sighed. "Pika >pikachu. Pika." Ash got up with no comment and, picking up Pikachu, followed Misty >and Brock toward the Chartreuse Store. Misty gaped with wonder as she looked at the >inside of the store. "Wow! Look at all the potions and antidotes and food! I want this >and this and this and this..." Before anyone could stop her, she was grabbing things off >the shelves. >Ash and Brock looked at Misty, then at each other, and shrugged. They started grabbing >things too ...Except Ash grabbed Misty instead. >By the time they all got out of the store, their backpacks were loaded down with >supplies. Misty practically fell over trying to walk. When they finally got started, it was >already nighttime. Pikachu had fallen asleep already, so the rest of them took their cue >and slept too. >Jesse and James snuck out of the bushes. "We'll bushwhack that Pikachu and take it >before anyone knows what's happened!" whispered Jesse. James chortled and Jesse >clamped a hand over his mouth. "You blithering idiot! Do you want those twerps to >wake up?" James shook his head and Jesse took her hand away from his mouth. >"Flareon! Go!" whispered James, You can't whisper with an "!"... >throwing his Pokeball. Flareon appeared. "Catch the Pikachu!" he whispered. Flareon >walked up to the sleeping foursome. "Flareon?" She blew fire on their pile of sticks, >which blazed brightly. She studied them for a moment, then walked back to Team >Rocket. >"Well?" cried James impatiently. Flareon opened her mouth and ...ate James's head. scorched them. >"Hmph," said James. "Flareon, return." Flareon refused to return. Instead, she snatched >the Pokeball and went to lay with Ash and his friends. Confused, James released >Vaporeon, Eevee and Jolteon, which did the same thing, except Vaporeon used her >water gun, Jolteon electrified them, and Eevee tackled them. Meowth grinned and >scribbled a note, which he placed on Vaporeon's Pokeball. He then ran off into the forest >with Jesse and James chasing him. >Ash opened his eyes and noticed the pile of Pokeballs-one with a note on it-and the pile >of Pokemon sleeping nearby. He quickly woke Misty, Pikachu and Brock, then read the >note. "`We ran away from Team Rocket because we hate them. Please take care of us. >Thanks!'" He looked up. "Wow! I just got 4 Pokemon without even having to catch >them! YES!" His stupidity astounds me. I don't think he's ever REALLY caught a Pok,mon except for Caterpie. Same with the badges. >He danced around and returned them all to their Pokeballs. "Flareon! Vaporeon! Jolteon! >Eevee! Return!" They all did so. Misty grabbed Ash's ...c- *whacks Drei with a bookshelf* >ankle, making him fall over. "Yo Ash, listen!" she yelled. Ash lifted his head slightly. >"I'm listening," he mumbled. Misty pinned his shoulders to the ground and ...took off her shirt. Lordy, you are WEIRD. Thank you. *facefault* >spoke in her `listen to me or else' voice. >"Those Pokemon ran away for a REASON! You had just better not mistreat them or >I'll......." She felt herself being lifted. "Brock! Put me down now! PUT ME DOWN!" >Pikachu jumped on her head and used his Thunder Shock. "PIKACHU!" Misty managed >to shove Pikachu off her head and into Ash's arms before she got too cooked. However, >Pikachu fried her pretty good and set her clothes on fire...."Ow! That hurts!" Suddenly, >she realized..."I'm on FIRE!" Ash knew he had to act fast. Pulling out a Pokeball, he >threw it. "Vaporeon! Water gun! Now!" Vaporeon sprayed Misty and stopped the fire. >"Vaporeon! Return!" Vaporeon returned. "Pikachu, what did you do that for?" Pikachu >was crackling with electricity from head to toe. Suddenly, all the vitality seemed to drain >out of him and he collapsed. "Pikachu!" Ash cried out and ran over to where Pikachu >was laying. Apparently, Pikachu had looked at Ash for a few seconds too long. Hey, I think Ash is *cute*. You frighten me. >He picked him up-"Ow!" and nearly dropped him. Quickly placing Pikachu on the grass >near the path, he ran to the nearby river and dived in. Clouds of steam rose from the >water as Ash disappeared under the surface. Ash surfaced farther down the stream and >climbed out. His hands had black scorch marks all over them from the heat that had >emanated from Pikachu's body. >"That hurt!" he whined, squeezing water out of his hat. Misty gently placed her hand on >Pikachu's forehead and jerked it away immediately. "I hate to tell you this, Ash, but >Pikachu's ...really a Charmander. >sick," she said. "He needs to get to a Pokemon center within a few hours!" Ash looked >frantically up and down the path. They were miles away from PokeTown- Where did PokeTown come from? The title?' >and no one else was around. "Well-can't we try a potion?" he cried, frightened. Misty >shook her head and held up the potion bag. I sold all the Potions for rice balls... >"We've been robbed." A frightened look came over Ash's face. He accidentally knocked >a Pokeball off of his belt while trying to get his Pokedex out of his pocket. It opened and >Eevee appeared. "Eevee?" she asked. "Eevee eevee?" Ash bent down and petted Eevee, >who walked over to Pikachu. "Eevee eevee? Eevee? Eevee eevee. Eevee?" Pikachu >replied weakly, "Pika pikachu pika." Eevee sat down and tilted her head. "Eevee. Eevee! >Eevee eevee. Eevee!" Pikachu managed to sit up and told Ash, "Pika pika. Pikachu. >Pikachu pika?" >"Got it!" Ash ran into the bushes and came out with a ...flamethrower. >handful of leaves, which he fed to Pikachu. Piak. >The second time he went to find leaves, he >ran out of the bushes screaming. Chasing >him was a....something. Ash tossed Misty his >Pokedex as he ran by. She ...ate it. You're weird. >opened it. It said "Mewtwo. Created on Cinnabar Island, this >cat Pokemon is very >hostile. It can only be captured with a Master Ball. Other Pokeballs will not work." >Misty dug through her backpack, found a Master Ball, Where did Misty get that? >and tossed it to Ash. All right! Ash was caught! >He caught it and heaved it at the Mewtwo. Mewtwo disappeared. Laidies and gentlemen, the greates magician in the world, Ash Ketchum! >Everyone waited breathlessly....the Pokeball shook....then stopped shaking! Ash had >captured a Mewtwo! Sighing with relief, Ash gathered up the leaves he had dropped. >Pikachu already seemed to be feeling better from just eating a few of those leaves! After >he fed Pikachu the last of the leaves, he dug some rice balls out of his backpack and fed >Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon and Flareon. Picking up Mewtwo's Pokeball, he put it on his >belt with a broad smile. Uh, how many does he have with him? >Later in the day, Ash and his friends finally got started. Ash was all tired out and stopped >to rest several times. Misty got fed up with it and dragged him ...into bed. That's getting a little old. >along the path. He didn't protest; he was too tired. By the time they stopped, Ash had almost fallen asleep. Hey, I was right! >Misty thought his face looked really pale, but she kept her thoughts to herself. They all >spread out their sleeping bags and pillows. Ash and Brock were out like lights when their >heads touched their pillows, but Misty just couldn't sleep. She felt that something was >about to happen, although she had no idea what. Finally, she fell asleep. Misty woke up >early the next morning and looked around. Ash was still sleeping and Brock was down at >the stream filling their water bottles. Hm, Misty thought. Hm, maybe I should kill Brock, that way I can- *thwacks him with a table* >Ash is usually the first one up. Something's gotta be wrong. Oh well, guess I'd better >wake him up. Misty tried to wake him, but he didn't want to wake up. Misty knew >something was definitely wrong now. She had always been able to wake him >before....She grabbed his arm and dragged him out of bed. She happened to notice that >his arms and face were covered in little red spots, dropped his arm, and screamed RIIIIIICOOOLAAAAAAAAS! I hope we don't get flamed for stealing that one. ^_^ >for Brock. >"BROCK!" Her piercing scream brought him running. "What? What's going on?" He >spotted Ash ...with a blue magic marker, cause blue is cooler than red. >and instantly grabbed his backpack. Rummaging through it, he took out a bottle of what >looked like some sort of lotion. He uncapped the bottle and smeared the lotion on Ash's >arms and face. It was really a Muk, and Ash died the end. >"Yeeegh!" Ash yelped and jumped out of his bed. "That's cold!!!" Brock ignored the yelp >and dragged Ash over to the stream. Getting a cup of water, he mixed some medicines >into it and handed the glass to Ash. "Here," he said. "Drink this." Ash managed to drink >the bitter liquid without spitting it out. When he had drunk the medicine, Brock dragged >him ...into bed. That was Brock, not Misty. I know. *facefaults* >back to their campsite and started making breakfast. Misty dug a package of rice out of >her backpack, took one of Brock's pots, got some water from the stream, then put the >rice in the pot and started to cook it over their campfire. Brock glared at her but she >finished making the rice and formed it into rice balls. No! That's all wrong! You put the rice in the pot FIRST! I don't care, it'll be the same! *eats a rice ball and dies because she put the water in first* Told you so! Now I can have Ash all to myself! Muahaha! Eww... >Misty remembered that Ash had caught Mewtwo, and that Mewtwo had psychic powers. >Maybe Mewtwo can help us find a shortcut to PokeTown! Sudden change of person! My english teacher would go NUTS over that! >Misty thought and grabbed Mewtwo's Pokeball, throwing it. >"Mewtwo! Mew mewtwo!" I thought Mewtwo spoke in human language. >Mewtwo looked around and noticed that he wasn't in the >Pokeball anymore. Suddenly, >Mewtwo heard a voice.... Mewtwo....I am your father's uncle's grandmother's neice's son's brother's grandaughter's dog's cousin's aunt's mother's sister's grandfather's nephew. >"Mewtwo?" said Misty hesitantly. Mewtwo whirled around, ready to fight-only to be >facing a Freaky haired alien. >human girl. Misty swallowed and said, "Do you think you could help us find the quickest >way to PokeTown? We really need your help." Mewtwo looked at Misty, then over at >Ash, then back at Misty. Then he saw the riceballs and ate them, then flew away the end. >He nodded and replied "Mew, mewtwo mew! Mewtwo!" He pointed to a path. Misty >smiled. "Thanks, Mewtwo! Lead the way." Mewtwo picked Ash up in his strong arms >and led the way through the woods to PokeTown. >When they reached the Pokemon Center, Mewtwo set Ash down and pointed to his >Pokeball. Misty nodded and recalled Mewtwo. She then grabbed Ash's arm and dragged >him Don't even. >inside. A group of Chanseys was sitting near the door. One of the Chanseys exclaimed, AAUGH! How did you get into our secret hideout?! Now we'll have to cut you apart with our chainsaws! >"Chan! Sey! Chansey chansey!" Another Chansey ran off and quickly returned with a >stretcher and Nurse Joy, who looked at Ash and shook her head. "What happened?" she >asked. Misty and Brock both shrugged and replied "I don't know" in perfect unison. >Nurse Joy just shrugged and ordered one of the Chanseys to take Ash to the ER. Misty >and Brock followed Nurse Joy but she made them sit on the bench outside the ER. Bad Brock. No girlfriend for you. >It was an hour and a half later when the light above the door blinked off, startling Brock >and Misty. Nurse Joy came out of the ER.....and frowned. The hopeful look faded from >Misty's eyes. Then, a psycho Chansey leapt up behind Joy and killed her with a chainsaw, then ran away, "chansey"ing happily the end. >"He's not doing very well." Nurse Joy's eyes were full of tears, and her voice wobbled. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! >"He might not make it.....do you want to see him now?" Misty grabbed Brock's arm and >pulled him into the ER. Ash was hooked up to an IV and a bunch of computers and >monitors. Brock began to play Solitare on one of them. >He was lying perfectly still...there were no signs of life, except for his raspy breathing >and the heartbeat showing on the heart monitor. Misty's eyes filled with tears because she >felt so sorry for Ash. "Oh, Ash..." she whispered. "Why did this have to happen to you? >Why?" Because you cooked the damn riceballs the wrong way!!! See what happens when you cook things wrong?! >She covered her face with her hands and started ...laughing. >crying. Brock put his arm around her shoulders and guided her back to the bench. >Misty cried herself into a restless sleep. >Later on, Misty woke up. Noticing that Brock was sitting there looking bored, she said, >"I don't think Ash is going to pull through." Brock glared at her. >"How can you say something like that? Of course Ash's gonna pull through!" Misty cried >"He probably won't, in the condition he's in!" and a full-fledged argument flared up >between the two of them. Suddenly, they heard a voice. "Hey! Break it up, you two!" It >was Officer Jenny. "I'm here because I want to know what happened." Go away Jenny, you're not in this! Don't talk to her that way! Shut up, young man. Hey! >Misty mumbled something and Brock said, "Um, I don't really know. All I really know is >that when Ash woke up, he had a fever and this weird-looking rash." Then I made little blue dots on him cause blue is cooler than red. >Officer Jenny wrote that down in her notebook. Meanwhile, Misty muttered something >to Brock. "Oh yeah," said Brock, "Misty says that the rash looked like a bunch of >mosquito bites." Officer Jenny wrote that down, then- An alarm sounded and Nurse Joy >came running into the room. Her eyes were filled with terror, and she was out of breath. >"Come quick!" she cried. "His heart stopped!" Misty grabbed her and Ash's backpacks >and dashed after Nurse Joy. Brock and Officer Jenny were hot on her heels. >Misty burst into the ER, tears streaming from her eyes. "No! Ash, you can't die! You >can't!" She tripped over a cord and fell to the ground, sobbing hysterically. "You can't >die!" Pikachu poked his head out of Ash's half-opened backpack. "Pika? Pikachu pika! >Pika!" Leaping onto the rail of Ash's hospital bed, he let loose with his most powerful >electric attack, Thunderbolt. >"Pi....ka....CHU!!!!!!" A cloud of electricity Hey Drei, ever seen a cloud of elecricity? A what? >enveloped Ash-and the shock started his >heart up again. >Ash opened his eyes and saw Misty, Brock, Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy all standing >over him. "Uhnn....Hi, everyone," he said weakly. He looked back at Misty and screamed, "AAAH! I must be in Hell, you're here!!!" >Misty's eyes filled with tears of happiness, and in an instant, she had her arms around him >and was pouring out her feelings. "Oh, Ash!" she cried, oblivious to everything around >her. "I was so scared! I didn't think you were going to make it and..."She suddenly >noticed that everyone was looking at her, grinned sheepishly, and hid in a corner. >Meanwhile, Brock was explaining what happened to Ash. He was so surprised that he >fainted! Misty knew she had to do something. "Misty calls, Starmie! Use your Water >Gun!" Starmie used Water Gun. It made Ash wake up-but it also made him jump, which >dislodged the IV needle from his hand. Nurse Joy quickly rushed over and put the needle >back into his hand, crying, "Put that Pokemon back or I'll have to confiscate all your >Pokemon!" A Chansey had come in and was now standing by Nurse Joy's side. "Chan >chansey!" it cried. Just then, Mewtwo had to pop out of his Pokeball..... And flew away, to find a shrubbery. >"Mew!" it cried, kicking the Chansey in its little pink butt. Mewtwo then picked up Ash >and ran out of the Pokemon Center, yelling "Mew mewtwo!" Misty and Brock weren't >far behind Mewtwo. >When Mewtwo stopped to rest, Ash slid out of its arms and held out the Pokeball. >"Mewtwo, return!" Mewtwo wasn't happy but he returned to the Pokeball. Ash put the >Pokeball back on his belt. "OK, let's go back to the Pokemon Center. Nurse Joy said she >needed to run some tests but you had to go and...." Misty slapped Ash across the face >before he could say anymore. "OK, let's go." >The moment Ash stepped inside the Pokemon Center, he started to say "I'm sorry and I >didn't mean for Mewtwo to do that and..." Nurse Joy took his arm and led him into a >back room. A moment later Ash walked back out with a Band-Aid on his arm. "We have >to wait here." They all sat in the waiting room and waited...and waited.....and waited. And waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited... >About an hour later, Nurse Joy came back out into the waiting room. "The blood tests >didn't show any traces of poison. I guess you can go now." Ash thanked Nurse Joy, then >he and his friends went out the door and continued their journey. On second thought, stay here so we can run even more tests. If we find anything interesting, we'll have to keep you here for an even longer time! >It was nearly dark by the time they got to a suitable campsite. They all spread out their >sleeping bags and went to sleep. Meanwhile, Jessie and James poked their heads out of >the bushes.... Ni! Give us a shrubbery! Then cut down a tree with a herring! >"Why don't we just go for the Pikachu now?" whined James quietly. Jessie raised her >hand to slap him, but >then lowered it. "It's not time." James hissed >"That's no answer!" and slapped Jessie. Uh, no. James would never do that. He may be stupid, but not THAT stupid. >She gently touched the mark that his hand had made and burst into tears. "My beautiful >complexion, ruined," she wailed. James ignored her and whispered something to >Meowth, who snuck out of the bushes and crept up behind Pikachu....snatching it and >tying it up! >"PIKA! PI-" Pikachu started to yell, but Meowth covered its mouth with tape and set it >down to go tell Jesse and James of his victory. Meanwhile, Pikachu wiggled the tape free >of his mouth, bit through the ropes and ran back over to the campsite. It quickly dived >into Ash's sleeping bag and curled up, eventually falling asleep. The next morning, Ash >was-as usual-the first one up. Is that the end? Yes. Oh good. That was horrible. Oh come one, the story wasn't that bad. No, I meant making me stay here and MST this thing! I have other things to do, y'know. Like what? ..... Yes, I know, it sucked. It was my first MST. =P~