From: Miki no Miko (me@att.worldnet.net)
Subject: [MST] (pw) freekboy 
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
View: Complete Thread (8 articles) | Original Format 
Date: 1999/08/13 
 

(Note: Laura, Tammy, and Danny are 3 chars from a fanfic I'm writing. Danny
is a sicko, Tammy is his too-sane girlfriend, and Laura is just.. out there
a little.)

>hi my nam is freekboy

Laura: Oookay..

>i live in a apartent in veridain town

Danny: Part of a tent? You _THAT_ poor?
Laura: And where the heck's Verdain Town?

>but my dad
>said ican

Tammy: The sequal to the iMac: The iCan.

>go train pkmn now so im gonan kik ll the gym traners butts
>all ovr this place yeeeaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Danny: And he interrupts the story to get a blowjob from a Jynx.

>my dad gav me a mew2

Tammy: What happened to Mew1?
Danny: His dad screwed it.
Tammy: O.o;

>before i
>lefy he said it know the moves psichic

All: *sweatdrop*

>disabel

Laura: Related to Ka*n Abel?

>hpyer beam an duble team
>he said its the best pkmn in the world and that i would kik evry1s

Danny: It's official. This guy has a number fetish.
Laura: Must I remind you of your Oddish obsession to shut you up?
Danny: Ack.

>butt
>wth it so i sid thnx dad and left and i founsd a chrona mew

Tammy: Amazing! He found something that doesn't exist!

>and a
>pekaflaire

Laura: Topekaflare!
Tammy: *groans*

>on the way to peweter town and then i wtnt to the gim and i
>kicked brok's butt easy yeeeeeeah

Danny: The guy's so poor he lives in part of a tent, how does he manage to
afford those Jynx whores?

>i screamed

Danny: Damn, they're THAT good?
Tammy: *shows Danny a picture of an Oddish in silk panties*
Danny: *drool*

>and left to go to the
>water gim and on my way their i caut a zapadoes

Laura: Zapa does what?
Danny: She can do me.. Is she cute?
Tammy: *eyeroll*

>and i kicked mysties
>butt wih that and went to viremelleon town

Laura: *checks map* Non-existant.
Tammy: Same as any coherency in this story.

>and my mew2

Tammy: I still wanna know where Mew1 went.
Danny: I told you! His da-
Tammy: *claps hand over Danny's mouth*

>beat the gim
>leder and then i weent to the gras gum and won wth my peekaflaire

Laura: Topeek-
Tammy: Don't even.
Laura: *sheepish look*

>and
>so i wrnt to fuhschia twn and mew2 won there too and i was kiking a ton
>of but beetewneen the ctieis
>and so the on fire iland

Laura: He skipped Saffron City.
Tammy: Good. All the sooner this fic ends.

>i beat the leder
>there 2 so thn i had to bet the tem roket leder
>and my peekablue used
>ice chunk throw

Laura: Ice chunk throw? *pikus*
Tammy: Sounds like an illness where ya barf up frozen water.
Laura: O.o;

>and it frozed all the leders pkmn and i took the badge

Danny: <Guard> Come back here, ya punk! Ya didn't pay for that!

>and wented to fighet the elit pokemasters i caugtt the fire brid in the
>casve and tooke it alon eith me ewhn i got there my fire bired melted
>all the ice pkmn and my peekaflare brumed

Laura: Brumed? Broomed? What?
Danny: It swept them into a dustpan, maybe?

>up al the fiting pkmn and my
>zapados shoked all the ghoasts and my peekaflaire froz all the
>dragoneas

Laura: *takes out a dictionary*
Tammy: Don't bother. Please.

>and so i was the pkmn legaue master al my lif no onbe ever
>bet me agin

Danny: The only way I'd bet on you is if it were in a 'Most Moronic'
contest.



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