From: Enter your name here (curd@ix.netcom.com) Subject: [MST] The Legend of Ultreon Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon View: Complete Thread (5 articles) | Original Format Date: 1999/07/24 Note: This was never posted to AGNP, it was a fic I saw on another site. Also this is my first MST, so bear with me! ^_^ Storm and Rose walk into the theater and sit down. Storm: Yay! Our debut! What's this one called? Rose: The Legand of Ultreon, I think. Storm: Another fake Eevee-lution? Rose: ::sigh:: The "Eon" sorta gives it away....... Storm: Great. Un-original people. How wonderful. Rose: Another Eevee-lution to take away from the great Foleon. Storm: Foleon? Rose: Whoops, shouldn't of said that. ^_^; Storm: O...........K.................wait! It's starting! Chapter 1 Hi. I'm Brian Kecthem.Yes,yes,,just like the ever so popular Ash. Storm: Ash's last name was Kecthem? Rose: Thoguht it was Ketchem! Storm: Darn typos. Actually,I'm his brother.He's soooooooo popular from his pokemon journey,but my journey's about to start. Rose: Is his space bar stuck? Storm: ::analyzes it:: No, he just doesn't know to put a space after punctuation. Rosee: Ah. A dimwitted, unoriginal person. "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!"I screamed.I was watching a horror movie.I was about to pee in my pants. Storm: I.......really....have........to..........go....... Rose: Not until the movie's over. I was watching it in my room because my room is always dark and gloomy. Rose: ::releases Gloom:: Ya think it was gloomy before? Storm: That's not funny. Rose: Yeah? Storm: Yeah. Also, Gloom's so smelly, it tried to make friends with a skunk and it ran away! Rose: ::punches Storm repeatedly:: We're supposed to be dissing this fic, not Gloom! Storm: Right. Suddenly,I heard a distant Storm: .....truck passing. creaking.I was getting terrified.I prayed that I was not going to die Rose: Watch out Brian! The Grim Reaper! as I saw the door sluggishly opening.The door swung open and I screamed.It was Storm: ......the Taco Bell Chiwuawua. Rose: Why do you get all those "butt-in" lines? Storm: Because I'm faster than you! my mother."Mom,you're supposed to KNOCK!" Rose: As apposed to breaking in? I yelled."Well,I'll knock next time.You should get some sleep.Tommorow's a big day!You're going to get you're pokemon license!"she said happily.I realized she was right so I grasped my blanket,turned off the VCR, Storm: It was on? Rose: Remember the horror movie? Storm: Ah........forgot about that. and went to sleep. Chapter 2 I woke up very early and I quickly got dressed. Storm: ROSE! SHIELD YOUR EYES FROM THAT NAKED MAN! I didn't want to end up like Ash."Bye,bye."I said to my mom as I rushed to the door.I heard Professor Oak got 3 more pokemon Rose: Can't people be original? Catching your first pokemon is more original than getting it from someone. Storm: You got your pokemon from someone...... Rose: ::punches Storm:: ..Jolteon,Flareon,and Vaporean. Storm: They spell Flareon right, they spell Jolteon right, so WHY NOT VAPOREON!?!?!?! Rose: He's probably an idiot who pronounces it Vaper-on. Storm: Oh. I was so excited that I ran so fast,I lost two pounds. Storm: Huff.....puff.....man I have to lose weight. Once I got there I rushed inside the lab and got a friendly greeting from Oak."Hello,"he said,"what are you doing here?". Rose: I just came over here and thought I'd harass the elderly. Storm: O.......K....... "I'm here for my pokemon!"I exclaimed."I'm afraid that you're too early. Storm: The opposite of Ash? Rose: Thought brothers were supposed to be alike! Storm: The writer must learn everything he knows from Ash. I sent my aide to take the pokemon to the pokemon center.Come back Rose: ....in two seconds. See Storm! I get those lines too! later,Brian.".I glumly walked out of the lab and headed home. Rose: As opposed to Gloomly? ::sends out Gloom:: Storm: You killed that. Chapter 3 I watched TV,did all my chores,watched some movies,played my SNES,and organized everything just to kill Storm: .......Professor Oak. Rose: So THAT'S what he meant by harrasing the elderly! time.It wasn't till my mom called Rose: .........Brian's pet dog. me for dinner that I realized what time it was.I quickly dashed out of the house to the lab.I yelled in dread Storm: Is that Dread as in Dreadite? as I saw all the pokeballs gone."Oh,no,"I screamed."There all gone!!!!!!!". Storm: There all gone? Rose: Remember who we're dealing with. Storm: Right. "Calm down.I have one pokemon left." Storm: A La Ash. he said.I saw a pokeball in his hands."Since you were the earliest,I thought I should save you one."."What is it,a Pikachu???" Rose: He must be remembering Ash. Storm: I don't know, but this guy just might BE Ash. I asked eagerly.I watched him throw the pokeball and out popped my very first pokemon. Chapter 4 A beam of red energy shot out and it formed the shape of an Rose: ......Magikarp. Storm: .........Oddish. Rose:: ::punches Storm:: Eevee."Thanks,Professor Oak!!!"I ran out of the lab before Oak could say anything.The first thing I had to do was to inform my mom.I raced to my house and told her the great news.Immediatly she handed me three stones.She told me to evolve Eevee with one of them.I then held in my hand the power to evolve my Eevee. I couldn't decide which to evolve it to.A Jolteon,Flareon,or a Vaporean. Storm: I know! Evolve it into a Spelleon! Then you'll be able to spell Vaporeon! I thought I'd decide later.I walked over to Route 1 to Rose: .....harass more elderly people. catch some pokemon.I spotted a Ratatta,but it ran away.Suddenly,a girl about my age snuck behind me and Storm: ....pulled down my pants. scared the heck out of me."Hi.I'm Rose: .....Storm. Storm: Grrrrrr......... Jessica.You wanna have a pokemon battle.?"she said.I agreed and the fight was on. "Eevee,I choose you!!!"I yelled confidently.I threw the pokeball and Eevee popped out."I choose you,Vaporean!" Storm: Vaporean? What's a Vaporean? Jessica yelled."Eevee,Quick Attack NOW!". Eevee ran and ran until he seemed like a blur.Eevee landed a direct hit.It would be a tough match since Vaporean is much stronger."Vaporean,Acid Armor!".Vaporean seemed to dissapear underground,but popped back up, Storm: ZzZz. stronger than ever. "Eevee,Tackle!".Eevee rushed to Vaporean and WHAM!!! Storm: Recycling old 60s Batman sound effects again? Rose: You stole that from Regulus's MST! Storm: Who cares? If we keep quiet, they'll never know! Eevee sent Vaporean flying. Storm: Vaporeon is the Water type. It cannot fly. Rose: That's not funny! Storm: It's funnier than your Gloom jokes. Vaporean looked ragged,so I thought this match was almost over."Vaporean,Ice Beam!".A beam of solid ice hit Eevee in the Rose: .....eye. chest."Eevee,are you all right?Jessica,I surrender!"I said sadly.I walked away in humiliation. Chapter 5 I walked along the trail,moping all the way Storm: When did he pick up a mop? ,until I saw a Ratatta.I wanted to catch it,no,I needed to catch it."Eevee,GO!"I whispered Rose: You use a exclamation mark and whisper? Thats pratical. ,trying not to scare it away."Eevee,Tackle it!".Eevee ran in a rage of fury and Ratatta almost fainted. "Pokeba---!Oh no!!!!I forgot to get some pokeballs!!!" Storm: Ash Jr., people. I screamed.I dashed back to Pallet Town to claim some pokeballs.I hurried back to the lab.I convinced Oak to give me some pokeballs. Rose: ...by pointing a gun to his head. "Oh yes,"he said,"I purchased a machine to tell you what level your pokemon is on.Try it!".I put Eevee on the machine and Storm: ...the machine broke. Rose: Ya think we've butted in enough? Storm: Nah. it said Eevee was on level 27. Rose: That's a bit high for a starter........ I walked out,pokeballs in hand.I was ready to catch some pokemon.On the way to Route 1,I decided to let Eevee stay in the open.So I let Eevee come out of his pokeball.But then,I lost my footing and fell. Storm: EEVEE! Now's your chance! Run to freedom! Escape this Ash-like trainer! All the stones fell out of my backpack and touched Eevee.Eevee started changing.A white glow surrounded him.Eevee got bigger and Storm: ........fatter. See Rose, there's no downside to butting in! bigger.I then finnaly realized that Eevee was ----evolving. Rose: Which stone touched him first? Storm: Doesn't matter. Newbies write like this to get a stupid fake Eevee-lution Rose: Gotcha. Chapter 6 I ran back into the lab to tell Oak.He said Eevee was exposed to all three stones at once Storm: Typical Newbie writing. ,causing him to evolve.He even said I could name him.A named popped into my head.Ultreon. Rose: Ultreon. He copuld have at least added the "a". Storm: We're dealing with Ash Jr., remember! Rose: Oh yeah. To Be Continued.... Rose: Suspense! The ending to all great stories. Storm: Great? Rose: Whoops, shouldn't of said that. Storm: Do you still believe in Foleon? Rose: Yup. Storm: I believe in Poseiduck. Rose: ::raises eyebrow:: Just then, Cat-Gonk walks into the room. Cat-Gonk: GRRRRRRRRRRR! NON-GODDISH BELIEVERS! ::pulls out Wigglynuke:: Rose: RUN!!!! Storm sends out Pidgeotto and flys away with Rose. Rose: At least we got out of that horrific theater. Storm: Yeah. I think I overrated MSts at the beginning. Rose: ::shrugs:: Ah well. Well, for a first MST, what do you think? ------------------------------