AdultFanFiction.Net • .: Story :. Hellborne, AFF Moderator November 5, 1958 - December 27, 2005. May you always Rest in Peace Momma Main Categories • Latest • Become an Author • Author Panel • Search • Author directory • Font + • Font - Anime > Pokemon > Love in the Forest > 1. The Terror Begins... 2. Takin' baby steps... 3. Love in the Whore Fest... 4. This is the way we MST! MST! MST! 5. Let the MSTing commence! 6. When Will It END!?! 7. Tis the end of a long, long journey... Whoopty Doo! Next chapter> Author: Silent Kitsune Hits: 4387 DISCLAIMER: I do not own Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Tenchi Muyo, Outlaw Star, Evangelion or Slayers Special. I only own Nene Shinwa cause that’s ME. There is no profit for this project and/or money involved with MSTing this work. All animes are property of their respective owners. The original fic is property of its own respective owner as I’m only MSTing it for my pleasure and the pleasure of others. I’m sooo liberal... Space... It’s so, so, so... FAT! Yo mean, homie? My name is Nene Shinwa. And the purpose of my MSTers and I: To fearlessly criticize where no one has criticized before. As the lustrous S.S. Deviant cruises through the blackest of galaxies, 6 womyn are trapped on board within it‘s walls. The auto-pilot shifts gears as a little pink haired genius monitors it closely. The pink haired genius is our fanfic forager and repairwoman, Washu Hakubi. Our navigational team in the lower sectors are Naga the White Serpent and Aisha Clan Clan of the Ctarl Ctarl, both working hard to plot safe and fuel efficient routes for us. The lazy, Gotta Have my Demon, Ryoko Hakubi is over near the window here in the Chilling Quarters, gazing at the stars and planets as the S.S. Deviant slowly drifts by. As for me, captain of this massive ship, I’m chilling with the lone biker Priss Asagiri on the couch. I look over my shoulder and watch as Ryoko is busy leisurely gazing out the thick pane of glass. Nene: *Props feet on the coffee table in front of her* Maaaan, 3 weeks... And not one measly fic... Priss: *Lounging, same as Nene, h beh behind her head* Good. Least we keep our sanity. Ryoko: *Looks over at the two of them* You’ve got a point. That last fic was just too.. Shitty. Ryan is an asshole... The automatic doors slide open revealing a very near nude Naga in her trademark black bikini, crossing her arms underneath her large bosoms. Nene and Priss lean forward, staring at the goddess. Ryoko grunts, phasing from the window to in front of Nene and Priss, obstructing their view. Ryoko: *Annoyed* What NOW...? Naga: *Big grin* Washu found a fic... Priss: *Groans* Greaaaat... Naga: *Still grinning* Oh it IS great... Aisha: *Comes up next to Naga, looking paler than usual* Nene: *Looking at Aisha* What’s wrong, Aisha..? Aisha: The fics... a... a... Lemon... All except Aisha and Naga: NOOOOOOOO!!!! Washu: *On the intercom* Oh you knew it was coming... Get it! Coming! Lemon! Sex!?! *Laughing* All except Naga: *Groans, holding their stomachs* Washuuu... Washu: Oh all right... Before you go, we have a special guest who will replace one of you! All except Aisha and Naga: WHO!?!? PICK ME!! Naga and Aisha move aside as Major Misato Katsuragi stepped in. Nene and Priss nearly fall to the ground in awe. Ryoko huffed at the two and phased over next to her. Ryoko: Who you be..? Misato: Names Misato Katsuragi. I’m honored to have been chosen to board this ship. Ryoko: Well, you’re in deep shit now. Misato: *Confused* Wha...? Aisha: *Still sickly* Washu, I really don’t feel up to MSTing.. What ever was in your Mystermbo.mbo... It’s... hittin’ the back door hard an I gotta-- *Doesn’t finish and dashes off to the little kitties room* All: *Sweatdrop* Washu: Well, head down to the theater as Aisha won’t be uh... with you all. I’ll give you a low down on the fic! Nene: *Queasy* Come on guys... To the theater... All except Naga and Misato: *Sickly* To... to the theater... The seating is Ryoko, Priss, Misato, Nene and Naga as they all get comfy. Everyone is looking rather pale except Naga and Misato. Naga, knowing what‘s to be of the fic and Misato cause she doesn‘t know what the hell is going on. Washu: *On the intercom* Ok! This is a Pokemon fic! It has sex and lots of it! Keep in mind these kids are under the age of 18... Under the of 1of 16... *Coughs* Under the age of 14... Priss: *Jumps up* We’re gonna MST a fic about two kids frik frikkin’ away like horny bunnies on a hot summer day in Wisconsin!?!? Nene: *Confused* Hot summer... Wisconsin... Wha...? Naga: Oh sit down, shut up, hold on and get ready for this fic! Misato: *Turns green* Children having sex!? Ryoko: Pff... Sex is much better when you DO it... ===== S.S. Deviant Getting Away with Murder Love in the Forest Part 1 By: Infamous Myo ===== -Roll call- Nene: The Slick One... Misato: The Booze Guzzler... Naga: The Big Breasted Bimbo... Ryoko: The Dangerous Demon Diva... Priss: The Biker Hothead... Love in the Forest A Pokemon Hentai Fanfic Priss: How nice... Least she wrote the whole plot right there... Nene: How...? Priss: Essentially, it’s Pokemon Hentai Fic. All ya need to know to turn back! Nene: Good point... By: Starri Wandererr Misato: How long she been wandering...? Naga: Pretty long considering she’s gone starri... Ryoko: Naga, you’re sofa king stupid... Warning: This is a Hentai/Lemon/Ecchi fanfic of Pokemon. Priss: Yah... we already KNOW thanks to your title... That means that it contains strong sexual scenes and nudity. Priss: Nooo... Really now...? Please do not read this fanfic if you are not at least 18 years old or above or are offended by sex and/or nudity. You have been warned so follow the rules! Otherwise if you do continue I hope you enjoy my fanfic! Nene: Can I throw tomatoes now..? Disclamer and legal stuff: Pokemon is owned and copyrighted by, c. 1995, 1996, 1998 Nintendo, CREATURES, GAME FREAK. I do not own Pokemon or any of Pokemon's characters. I'm poor. It would be awesome if I did but sadly I don't (Boo Hoo). The only thing that I lay claim to that I own is this Fanfic. Ryoko: Boo hoo my ass... WE’RE stuck MSTing this thing!?! This fanfic can be distributed freely provided that, 1) it is not altered or changed in anyway, shape, or form whatsoever. 2) That no money is made of it or it is sold (fanfics should and are always supposed to be free) 3) That if you put it on another website please email me the address (so I can keep track of where it's at). Thanx! ^_^ Ryoko: Can I distribute this piece of rubbish in the garbage? I dedicate this fanfic to my friend Peter and to everyone out there that believes that Misty and Ash are the perfect couple and are secretly in love. Thanks Peter for a night on the phone of Pokemon jokes that led to the creation of this fanfic. Without that conversation I never would've written this, my first fanfic, as well as my first Hentai fanfic. Ryoko: Least we know ahead of time that this'll suck... This story takes place later on in the history of the show Pokemon since Ash has a Lickitung and a Graveler, plus he is traveling toward a city called Carades that all of us have never heard of before. Let the show begin!! Priss: *Annoyed* She babbles too much... Nene: *Rolls eyes* Tell me about it... Ash and Misty were continuing their journey across new lands to capture more Pokemon. Misato: Tell me what ELSE is new... Ash was searching like he always has for any new Pokemon on his way towards the next Gym. Misty was following Ash for the reason that he still owed her a new bicycle. Priss: You ever stop and think that maybe after all those damn battles; Ash might’ve gotten enough money to pay her back...? Nene: I dunno... Either that or Ash just likes pimpin’ Misty around... Misato: *Makes a face* She’s an ugly ho to pimp... Brock was at another town visiting with some friends and said that he would catch up with them soon. Pikachu went along with Brock to help protect him because they were going to have to go through a dangerous city to get to their destination. Misato: And to think this guys a gym leader... Naga: You’d think he’d carry his strongest Pokemon... Nene: Yea, right? Ash and Misty arrived in a forest with no name about 3 days ago and Ash during that time had been looking for any new Pokemon or any signs of new ones. Ryoko: Didn’t it already SAY that he was looking for new Pokemon...? I mean, DAMN, how many times must we be reminded of that fact!? Naga: Until it’s embossed in our minds... Priss: *Mumbles* The vile sex in this fic will forever haunt MY mind... Luck wasn't on his side and neither he nor Misty ever saw any wild Pokemon or people foe pae past 3 days. Ash and (especially) Misty were starting to feel very miserable, Ryoko: So go suck on eggs you pathetic fools! Misato: Let’s just get this over with... Get to the sex... Naga: Yes please! Misato: I was saying it not for YOUR pleasure, you sick wench... Naga: What the hell did you just call me, you rampid whore!? dirty, and tired. What made things worse was the fact that they were both almost out of the food and supplies that they had for their journey. Ryoko: So go Hannibal and eat each other.. Naga: *Snickers* Ryoko: *Realizes what she said* You make MY mind seem clean, Naga... Nene: Is she still anticipating the sex!? Earlier Ash, according to his map, figured out that if they took this forest route then the time to get to the city Carades would be cut in half and would only take almost a whole day. Unfortunately their map was incorrect. Ryoko: Either that or Ash can’t read a god damn map... Nene: *As Ash* We’re lost, Misty! Misato: *As Misty* That’s cause the map is upside down, you dork! So Ash and Misty decided after a lot of walking around that they should rest for awhile. Misty spotted a small slow moving river nearby and so they took their break there. Misato: Nah, really? After a lot of walking are you gonna rest when you're half past dead and dehydrated? Ryoko: I can only hope that really happens... Naga: Yea! Misty found a large flat rock near the river and laid back on it stretching out. Ash called out his Graveler Pokemon and sat down on it. Nene: If the rock was large enough, you’d think that greedy sleaze would let him sit on it... Priss: Pff... the girl needs space... Nene: Have you SEEN Misty!? She’s a frikkin TWIG!? Priss: Since you put it that way.. MOVE BITCH! Nene: Get out the way! Get out the way, bitch! Ryoko: MOVE! Misty asked, in a tired voice "Ash, have you ever kissed a girl before?" Misato: Boy, aren’t we being blunt in our Let’s Just Ask Stupid Questions and Skip Right to Sex Attitude... All: *Laughs* Ash was caught totally off guard by the question and asked, "Why do you want to know?" Misato: *As Misty* Cause I wanna sex you up... Nene: OoOoOoOoO... Priss: I wanna sex you up! Ryoko: Guys, please! It’s bad enough they’re gonna screw! Don’t entice them! "Oh, just curious, that's all," answered Misty innocently. Ryoko: Since when is a question like THAT ever answered with an innocent response... Misato: Beats me... "Well not a girl but a...," Ash paused. "A what Ash?" Priss: *As Ash* I made out with a... a tree... Nene: *Ditto* And sometimes I like to stick my hands under my armpits and... *Pulls her hands out quickly and sniffs her fingers* Naga: *Laughs* "Oh, never mind you don't want to know." "Yes I do, that's why I asked the question, you dork! So tell me!" Misty yelled with her hands pulling out his hair. Misato: Ouch... That’s gotta hurt... Nene: *As Ash* Biotch, stop pullin’ out mah weave!? All: *Laughing* "OK, OK! I experienced it with one of my Pokemon!" Priss: What in the name of buttered muffins...? Nene: A frikkin Pokemon!? Naga: That’s sick... Misato: And I’M gonna be sick if we don’t get out of here!? Washu: Alright, alright! I’ve decided to spare your sanity. 15 minutes! All: *In mock excitement* Yay.... Dum dum dum... Ash kissed a Pokemon, Misty has a lump of, what is that, HAIR on her head, and my microwavable burrito is on fire!? It’s enough to drive you insane!? Not that it already hasn’t... Anime > Pokemon > Love in the Forest > 1. The Terror Begins... 2. Takin' baby steps... 3. Love in the Whore Fest... 4. This is the way we MST! MST! MST! 5. Let the MSTing commence! 6. When Will It END!?! 7. Tis the end of a long, long journey... Whoopty Doo! 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