AdultFanFiction.Net • .: Story :. Hellborne, AFF Moderator November 5, 1958 - December 27, 2005. May you always Rest in Peace Momma Main Categories • Latest • Become an Author • Author Panel • Search • Author directory • Font + • Font - Anime > Pokemon > Love in the Forest > 1. The Terror Begins... 2. Takin' baby steps... 3. Love in the Whore Fest... 4. This is the way we MST! MST! MST! 5. Let the MSTing commence! 6. When Will It END!?! 7. Tis the end of a long, long journey... Whoopty Doo! Next chapter> Author: Silent Kitsune Hits: 4388 AN: As always, I abide ONLY by the Disclaimers in which I do not own these characters with the exception of Nene Shinwa... Cause she's Me... Didja know that??? ===== S.S. Deviant Getting Away with Murder Love in the Forest Part 2 By: Infamous Myo ===== Chilling Quarters... Priss: I swear, Washu has gone TOO far!? Naga: Oh please. We haven’t even gotten to the sex yet and you’re about to pop. Priss: About to pop YOU is what I’m bout to do!? Nene: Calm down! Washu: Yea! And get back in the theater! ===== -The theater is where it’s at, yo mean?- Seating is the same as before. The doors are locked securely as the fic appears on screen. Everyone is dreading as the lemon draws ever so close. Da da da dummmmmm.... ===== "Really?" Misty was surprised. "Pikachu?" She inquired. "No," Ash replied as he takes out one of his pokeballs. Naga: *Snickers* He’s taking out one of his pokeballs... Priss: You’re twisted... "Lickitung," says Ash as the Pokemon is released from its pokeball. "Really, a Pokemon!" says Misty surprised. Ash looks ashamed and Priss: Didn’t he JUST say it was a Pokemon? Nene: Yea... Priss: Then why in the hell is she gonna act surprised when he already told her...? Nene: Cause she has short term memory... embarrassed. "I can't wait now to tell everyone your embarrassing secret, ha ha." Ash'ce gce grew more red and embarrassed at this. "Hey, Ash just kidding don't worry your secrets safe with me." Misato: *As Misty* Yea, I won’t tell anyone how you secretly tape Pokemon when their mating and masturbate to it! Priss: *Closes her eyes* Bad... images... Then suddenly all of Ash's 6 pokeballs burst open All: *Laughing uncontrollably* and his Pokemon came forth. "Oh!" said Misty in surprise. "What the heck that's never happened before," commented Ash. Misty asked, "What's wrong?" Ryoko: *As Ash, giggling* I farted... All: *Laughing their asses off* "I have no idea" replied Ash, "but a Pokemon Center would probably know. So, I guess we'll just have to leave them loose till we get there." Priss: *As Ash* Yea, just let my balls run around till we get there. So Ash and Misty rested by the river for awhile. Ash with his head in his hands is starting to worry about the problem with the lack of food and supplies now along with his pokeball problems. Priss: Aw... poor guy is having problems with his balls... Nene: He needs to keep them under control and stop playing with them so much! Naga: If I recall, I don’t believe boys HAVE balls at 10 or 12... Misato: No, they’d be considered marbles... He is starting to feel like he can't take it much longer. Ash starts to wonder aloud, "What should I do?" "What should I do?" over and over again. Ryoko: *As Ash* I’m stuck with an escaped convict, there’s no food and NOW my balls are running around!? Graviler, hoping that Ash will get off him soon because he is getting tired of Ash sitting on his body says "Graviler," because that is the only word he can say. Misato: Well, no shit Sherlock... The damn thing is a Pokemon!? "Graviler, Graviler, Graviler," he continues. Nene: *As Graviler* Go hump your ho!? Ash then lifts up his head and takes a look at Misty sleeping in the bright glistening sunlight. Nene: *In wonder* He understood me…? He notices how beautiful she is for the first time and suddenly feels very attracted to her. Ryoko: He feels very attracted to her NOW of all the times... Misato: Men seem to feel attracted to us at the oddest of moments... He starts to think, "I know what will get rid of my boredom and take my mind off these problems." Priss: *As Ash* Yea, I think I’ll go drown myself in that lake over there to satisfy the readers! All: YAY! Washu: *On the intercom* NOT gonna happen!? All: BOO! "I will Graviler," says Ash with a lustful grin and a look of desire. "Thanks Graviler for the good advice," says Ash as he pats his Pokemon on the head. Nene: What the hell...? Ryoko: Since when did the damn thing give him advice..? Priss: And since when can Ash translate Poketalk..? "Graviler, Graviler, Graviler," continues Graviler. Misato: *As Graviler* Yeah, whatever. Just get the hell offa me... As Ash gets up off Graviler and heads toward Misty he notices that his penis is starting to harden and his heart is beating faster than before. Naga: The boy is only 10 or 12... I didn’t think the author would have the right mind to call it a ‘penis’. Ryoko: Can boys even GET hard at 12...? Nene: Well, not exactly HARD... Maybe rigid... But they can’t ejaculate... Naga: So this fic is complete bullshit... Misato: And ya JUST now came to that conclusion? Naga: -Gets pissed- Look here, you cunt!? Ash puts his hand down his pants and feels his quickly hardening penis and thinks, "this is a strange but good feeling, Ryoko: Don’t tell me the prick doesn’t masturbate... Nene: Prolly not if he just now realizes how it feels... I can't believe that I've gone this long to notice Misty's godlike beauty." Naga: How can the wench be godlike... She doesn’t even have full breasts let alone a crotch full of pube Misato: Thanks, Naga. That was slightly more than I aimed to know... Priss: Ditto that, Misato... Once Ash gets right next to Misty he slowly reaches down towards her face and with his two hands Priss: He strangles the life out of the girl. Nene: The End. gently on the sides of her face he leans forward and wakes her up with a slow sensuous kiss. Misty quickly opens her eyes with not a smile but with a look of anger on her face. Ryoko: *As Misty* Ew! You Perv! You just got your nasty DNA all over my mouth!? "Why did you wake me up, you dork! I has having a great dream!" Misato: Correction: Was. Naga: Dork means whale's penis. Nene, Ryoko, Priss: *Sweatdrop and stare oddly at Naga* "I'm sorry Misty, but I...I...I..." Misty yelled, "Spit it out you loser!" Nene: *As Ash, spits on Misty* Ryoko: *As Misty* You filthy freak!? Nene: *As Ash* Well, you said to spit it out! "I LOVE YOU!!!" Priss: Geeze... Don’t have to shout... Nene: Their only kids... What does love have to do with engaging in sex when you’re a minor... Misato: What’s love got to do, got to do with it. "You love me?" Misty said suprisedly. "Yes I do, very much!" Misato: It’d be deemed tainted love between THESE two adolescents... Nene: Tainted Love! Priss: Whoa! Whoa! Naga: Tainted Love! "Well....," Misty was at a loss for words. "You really love me?," Ryoko: Damn, woman! Doubt a boy’s words when he confesses his love to you why doncha! Misty asked again. Ash came back with the same answer. Small tears came down Misty's eyes. Nene: Can you have BIG tears...? Priss: I dunno... Aren’t they all the same damn size...? Ash asked, "What's wrong Misty?" Naga: *As Misty* Everything! This fic! Us fucking! It’s all wrong!? Nene: YOU’RE the one who can’t wait for the sex! Naga: I know! But it never occurred to me they’d be so... immature... So... stupid... Nene: Yeah, well. That’s what you get! Naga: Washu! Let me out! I need to breathe some fresh Artificially Enhanced for my Sole Satisfaction, cheap but better than nothing air before we get into the lemony part of this fic... Washu: And WHO was it who couldn’t wait for the sex? Naga: *Tiredly* Oh bite me, you vertically challenged psycho ho bag... Ash's balls are loose and are inclined to having a mind of their own, Misty, an escaped convict, and Naga insulting the greatest genius in the universe!?!? And AHHH!?!? *Clutches my head* My brain!! Thinking.... too... hard... Must... eat... my... burnt... burrito... Anime > Pokemon > Love in the Forest > 1. The Terror Begins... 2. Takin' baby steps... 3. Love in the Whore Fest... 4. This is the way we MST! MST! MST! 5. Let the MSTing commence! 6. When Will It END!?! 7. Tis the end of a long, long journey... Whoopty Doo! Next chapter> Author: Silent Kitsune Hits: 4388 Review Love in the Forest + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + The views, activities, and lifestyles portrayed in these fictional not-for-profit stories in no way reflects the opinion, activities, or lifestyle of the WebMasters or the majority of the AFF Community. Each original story's copyright is held by the Author of the story and you should contact that Author with any questions or comments on their work. 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