Part 2 of the MST: Then I walked into his arms again and looked into his rippling blue eyes. Vance: Further proof of the alien theory! Helmholz: So his eyes are watering? They have medication for that kind of thing. "Did you see what else was in the box?" I said softly as I put my hands against his muscular chest. Vance: Her cherry? Stratski: *snicker* Low blow there. She hasn't had that since she began her 'career'. "There's more?" Link said with surprise. "Look under the tissue my love." Rustling the tissue aside his eyes widened with shock Vance: There's nothing there! I already ATE all the chocolates! Ha! Helmholz: It's Ruto's head! You bitch, you really were out to kill her! Stratski: Ahem...not that tissue, dear, that's the one that Linkie just used while thinking about women OTHER then you... Helmholz: *gasps* But Stratski, he would never think about -anyone- other than the love that he loves. Vance: Oh, the horror of it all! as he held the gold dragon pendant in his broad hand. Vance: Let's just insert 'dumb' between 'his' and 'broad'. Helmholz: No better use for a broad hand. "You're the greatest my dear wife." Link said as he grabbed me and pulled me into his arms once again. Slowly he lowered his head down again, his breath tickled my skin as he gently nibbled on my neck causing ripples of pleasure to run down my spine. Helmholz: Watery spine, that sounds serious. I reached up and ran my hand down his cheek as small moans of pleasure escaped passed my lips. Helmholz: Too bad we can't escape pass this fic entirely. Vance: With small moans of pleasure? Stratski: I'd orgasm if they'd just let us out of this room. Then I felt his lips move slowly up my neck, then to my mouth as he kissed me forcefully, his tongue slipping past my lips. As out tongues entwined All: O_O Helmholz: Out tongues? They have tongues outside their mouths? Stratski: *shudders* Cat alien vampire creatures with 'out' tongues. Helmholz: This is really starting to sound like some kind of bad B-rate flick. I felt his hands trickling up my sides as he started sliding down the straps of my dress. Helmholz: Despite the beef I have with her using 'trickling', how the hell do you move your hands up someone's body while starting to slide a dress down? Vance: Maybe he has four arms? Stratski: Cat alien-- Vance: Knock it off, you're scaring me. My body started quivering under his gentle touch as he slid the top of my dress down freeing my breasts. He took his hand and gently ran it over my breast, his fingers teasing the nipple, causing it to become erect, turning it into a small hard pebble. Vance: MAGIC SHIFTER BREASTS! The sensation of his fingers caressing my sensitive nipples sent shocks of pleasure All: threw threw my body, causing louder moans to pass my lips. Helmholz: Keep it down there, dear, you'll wake the neighbors. Gently he pushed me into the living room, by the fire as he continued to pulled my dress slowly down my body, then letting it drop to the floor as his eyes hungrily drank in my nakedness. Helmholz: He's going to eat her? Vance: Cannabalistic cat aliens with out tongues. Stratski: Vampiric, you forgot vampiric. Vance: My bad. Then he laid me down, getting on top of me as his lips moved back to mine, his tongue entering my mouth again. Helmholz: Ew, they trade tongues now? Vance: Detachable hands, detachable tongues, I wonder if Link has a detachable-- Stratski: Do NOT go there. I let my hands run up under his tunic, Vance: So what would happen if you *didn't* let your hands run anywhere? feeling my way to the top as I gently pulled it off and tossed it aside. Then Link begun to Helmholz: Get sick when he realizes his wife has no sense of grammar? slowly kiss his way down my body, first to my neck, to crevice between my breasts, then stopping at the navel as he kissed and caressed it with his tongue. Link continued to assault my body Vance: Yeah! That's it! Abuse her like the ho she is! Helmholz: When did this become so violent? Stratski: I hope she never gets a copy of Xenogears and starts lucid dreaming about us. with his lips and tongue, causing my body to shudder with feelings of pleasure and ecstasy as I reached up and slipped off his white undergarment, exposing the rest of his heavenly naked body. Helmholz: Seems our vampiric, cannabalistic alien cats also have heavenly naked bodies. Vance: And out tongues. The candlelight reflected off his immaculate skin, Vance: Immaculate? Helmholz: This is an all too common occurance with this woman. She uses the thesaurus without looking up the word for a definition. Stratski: I dunno, I was having more fun thinking of him having bleached white skin. as I wrapped my arms around him, pulling him down on top of me, forcing our lips to meet again. As we kissed deeply, passionately, our tongues intertwining once again, Vance: Swirlies! I had begun to feel his heart beating along side mine as the connection between us became full. Vance: Holy crap, she's absorbing him! Stratski: I knew it, that black widow! Then we drew apart Helmholz: After falling back painting? and he slowly rose up, taking one hand and gently running it over my breasts again, Helmholz: What a disturbing image that paints. Vance: Vampiric, cannabalistic cat aliens with out tongues and detachable hands. Stratski: That's one flick I'll avoid in the theaters. Vance: It'll just go straight to DVD. his fingertips teasing the hard mounds Helmholz: He's feeling up dirt now? as the other slid its way down my body, first to my thighs, then between my legs. Then his hand pressed down into me as his fingers slid past the lips of my flower, Helmholz: Is it just me, or is he somehow fitting his hand into her and-- Stratski: We have the rest of this stinky sex scene to get through, don't make Vance start puking now. causing my back to arc as a loud moan moved out my mouth and tore into the air. All: .... Vance: *clings to Stratski* I'm scared. Stratski: *clings to Vance* Me, too. When did this turn into a horror flick? Then I cried out in ecstasy again as his fingers probed upward and brushed against my clitoris, causing it to fill with blood and become hard. Helmholz: Don't press the red button, Link! Vance: Too late. It felt soo good. Felt soo intense. Stratski: It felt soo? What the hell is soo? Vance: I'll soo you! Stratski: Well foo you! Vance: I pity the foo! Stratski: Soo what! Helmholz: Both of you, knock it off. My whole body convulsed, Vance: Uh oh, is she getting that sensation in her lower organs again? Helmholz: Either that or she's having a seizure. shuddered as he teased the clit by rolling the hard sensitive part between his fingers. All: .... Stratski: Words fail me. Vance: I'm so glad I didn't eat lunch earlier. Then my body suddenly convulsed when he slid his fingers further down and gently pushed two fingers deep inside me, the new sensation causing my back to arc again as my soft moans suddenly turned into loud tiger cries. Helmholz: There she goes, Tiger Shape! Vance: Look out, captain, she's got the power! "Oh....my Goddesses...grrrr....Link..more baby.....LINK!" All: ... *fall over each other in hysterical laughter* Stratski: Grrrrr, baby, grrr! Helmholz: *laughing* Tigers cry that all the time, oh yes they do! I screamed in pure ecstasy as his gentle steady made my legs quake. Stratski: Pilot to bombardier, pilot to bombardier. Vance: Sending quakes to legs. I repeat, sending quakes to legs. Helmholz: Wait, what was that? His steady what? Link's got a steady other than his wife!