The Sexual Bonding 

Stratski: Shit. Gimme a barf bag, just in case.
Vance: Here's one for you and one for Helmholz.

Next we were told that the final part of the ceremony was the sexual bonding. We were explained the rules. First off we had to have sex. 

Vance: Well duh! What do you think you're supposed to do? 

And since we completed the other rituals, the sexual bonding process should be easy, yet more intense. I was nervous about having sex in front of others, 

Vance: Oh come on you lying, ho. You've slutted yourself out to everyone else, let those monks get a little payback for the sap you've had them experiencing so far.

but we were told that the only witness would be Mother Earth herself. I held Link's hand as he stroked my hair and said everything would be ok. He was there with me. His words always made me feel better, so I calmed down. The head monk explained the requirements in completing the ritual then was gone. 

Stratski: Setting up the video equipment, I'm sure.

Then I turned and faced Link. I looked deeply into his eyes as he took his hand and brushed the stray hair out of my face. Then I took the tips of my fingers and ran them down his bare chest. A lulling feeling came over me. Link felt it too. Like a call of nature. He leaned over and gently pressed his lips on mine. We begun to kiss passionately, tasting the sweetness on each other's lips. Our tongues began to intertwine as we kissed deeper. Sexual thoughts begun to race through my mind again. 

Helmholz: Sex thoughts... She couldn't come up with a better word for it then that?

And I could feel Link's hands starting to caress my naked body, as his lips moved to my breasts. I let out soft moans of passion as new sensations begun to race threw me. I felt Link's heart beginning to beat along side mine. And the feeling of being connected begun to

All: race 'threw' me

race through me 

Helmholz: Damn... she got it right this time.

again, as I heard his every thought. I heard him in my mind, telling me that he wanted me, that he wanted to make love. 
Then I felt him getting aroused, felt how much he wanted it. Strong intense feelings raced threw my body, raced threw my bones. My body shook as sweat begun to form. And then I felt myself getting hotter, felt myself wanting him more and more. I wanted him, needed him. I wanted to feel him inside me. My body quivered and shook as his hand slowly went down, first to my thighs, then between my legs. Then I cried out in ecstasy as his fingers worked against my clitoris. It felt soo good. Felt soo intense. I arced my back and cried out in loud animal- like cries as his fingers reached the entrance and slid deep inside...."Oh....my Goddesses....Link..more baby.....LINK!" I screamed in pure ecstasy as his gentle steady thrusts made my legs quake. 

Vance: Down girl. You know what happens when you get excited too quick.
Stratski: Yeah, don't make us get the diapers out.
Helmholz: I know, I have a new name for her! Puddles!
Vance and Stratski: o_o ... *fall over in fits of laughter*

Then I felt myself starting to climax as his fingers thrust deeper upping the movements. My body shuddered from the immense feelings that raged threw it. I grabbed onto the ground my nails digging into the dirt as Link's fingers made my body scream in eternal bliss. I cried out as the surges came in raging pulses, and my body withered under his touch. I begun to twist violently as the surges of pure ecstasy came in closer beats. Then when Link hit the right spot I let out a loud cat like cry...."LINK!" 

Helmholz: Yep, I hear cats crying out 'LINK!' all the time. Sure.
Stratski: Would you excuse me a moment. Vance just threw up on my shoes.
Vance: Sorry... the visuals are killer.

I screamed as I reached my peak and gushed down his hand...........

Helmholz: She's got a serious problem. 
Stratski: So does Link. Do they have gynocologists in Legend of Zelda?
Vance: I don't think Puddles is accurate. I think Geyser would be more like it.

panting I got up and looked at him, his lips parted to say something but I placed a finger on them. I shook my finger then moved it away as he gently laid me down. 
Then he climbed on top of me and I felt his member at my entrance . Slowly he penetrated my body and cries of eternal bliss escaped passed my lips. 

Helmholz: You can't even tell if she's coming or going.
Vance: If she were going, we wouldn't have to read the rest of this miserable tripe.

As he moved inside me, my hips bucked up against his as we begun to find a rhythm. Slowly at first, then Link began to thrust deeper upping the movements. As we made hot love, 

Vance: Get your hot love here, baby! Woo!

I felt as if our bodies merged. Felt our hearts beating in unison. Our minds became one, and our souls connected. I heard his every thought, thoughts of love and passion. And I knew how I was making him feel. As he penetrated deeper inside me, it felt like nothing I had ever felt before. Then I started to call out his name in between cries of passion, and his breathing became faster. I felt his hot breath on my neck as he worked his lips there. With each thrust, strong pulses of pure ecstasy raced threw me. I bucked up against him, forcing him deeper inside me. 
Our hips swiveled 

Stratski: Look, she's a lazy susan!

in unison as our bodies moved against each other. My body started convulsing as I felt myself starting to climax. Then his thrusts came in faster beats as he started to climax. Our cries filled the air as we both came to our peaks. Then he delivered the final thrust as he started to release a warmth inside me. He let out a loud 

All: Animal like cry.

animal like cry as he delivered the hot liquid deep down inside my inner sanctum. 

Helmholz: Whoa. That was deep, man.
Stratski: The hot liquid. What, he's pouring tea into her?

Then a strong feeling surged through my body, a feeling so intense that I screamed out Link's name as I peaked then had huge orgasm.

Vance: *snicker* It's so intense man, see how intense it is? It's just so intense that I had to let you all know that the intensity of it is just that intense so I can have 'huge orgasm'.

It felt soo good that I never wanted it to end. The feeling was so intense, we wanted to keep going, wanted to keep feeling the intensity of our lovemaking. 

Vance: Let's play 'Count the Orgasms'.
Stratski: That's one, then.

Exhausted, I screamed as I tried to find the strength to go on. I clawed into Link's back as I bucked against him. Sweat rolled down our bodies as we fought to climax a second time. I ran my now sweaty hands up and down his back digging my nails into his skin as I pushed up against him. Link too fought to reach a second peak. Fighting with what strength he had left, he thrust himself deeper inside my tired sweaty body, pushing to climax a second time. 

Stratski: That's two.
Vance: Come on, Link, I got money riding on this!

He screamed, cursed to find the strength as his thrusts came in faster beats. His hands grabbed down on my sides, as he tried to steady himself. Then I felt the strength leaving my body. Fighting for the strength, I screamed out in loud cat cries as I turned tigress. 

Helmholz: There it is. 
Vance: Holy shit.
Stratski: Confirmed. Tiger sex.
Vance: Grr.

I forced my trembling body up against his. Desperately trying to reach a second peak. I clawed deeper into his back as I cried out loudly like a tiger in heat. My back arced as I pushed in unison with his thrusts. 

Stratski: Helmholz, do tigers have multiple orgasms like this?
Helmholz: No one has sex like this, Stratski. No one.

Then I felt myself starting to climax again. I cried out to Link, grunting like a female tiger to urge him on. He returned my calls as cat like sounds escaped passed his lips. 

Helmholz: Knock it off with the escaped passed. One or the other, chick.
Stratski: Unless on top of her bowel problems, she has a gastric problem, too.
Vance: I need another barf bag, quick!

Then I felt him beginning to climax again. We thrust against each other, our bodies trembling while crying like tigers mating as we came to a full climax and exploded together one last time.

Stratski: Three! I win, pass it over, Vance.
Vance: *grumble* Fine, here's your dollar.

With one last gasp we fell to the ground painting, our bodies exhausted and dripping with sweat. I laid against his tired body as I tried to catch my breath. We just laid there awhile shivering, trying to regain our strength. I looked into Link's eyes as I heard him in my mind telling me that he enjoyed the experience. "I love you." I said to him telepathically. Then I leaned over and gently placed little kisses on his cheek while he held me in his sweaty arms. Finally I felt complete with him. We were now completed as one. 

Helmholz: And the gods wept.
Stratski: I think Vance is really sick this time...
Vance: *heave*