"You're amazing my love." He said with a smile. I walked into Link's arms and kissed him. Then his expression changed into a serious one. "Now we must get out of here and find the rest of our weapons before Dark Link returns." Nodding, I grabbed my Phoenix Circles, and followed Link as we slowly made our way to the door. Inching his way out the door, Link checked to see if anyone was coming. "Coast is clear, lets go." Link whispered. Slinking our way down the dark corridors, the echo of Dark Link's taunting voice lingered in the air. "We must hurry...this way." Link pointed towards a hallway with a light shining at the end. Vance: Please let that be a freight train. Winding threw the shadows Stratski: Winding is throwing the shadows around again. Tsk. we came upon a lighted room. Quietly Link opened the door. Peeking inside what we saw was a sight for sore eyes. Vance: The end of the fic? Stratski: We're only halfway through it. Vance: Damn. There on a table sat our weapons. "Oh my Goddesses...there they are." I said as I ran inside. "Link the Master Sword is here along with our bows!" Reaching over I grabbed my bow and quiver. I swung the bow over my back, then threw the quiver over my shoulder. Then I grabbed the Master Sword, his bow and quiver and handed them over to Link. Link took the sword and buckled it over his back then swung his bow and quiver over his shoulder. Unfastening the sword, Link removed it from its sheath. He took the sword and swung it threw the air, listening to the rushing sound it made as though it was cutting the air like a knife threw butter. Helmholz: And she has no inkling that every time we see 'threw' instead of 'through', we're laughing our asses off. Stratski: Look on the positive side, at least nothing is racing threw her right now. "I'm just glad to have my sword back." Link said as he swung it one last time before sheathing it. "Now lets get the hell out of here." Just then the door swung open. "Going somewhere?" There in the doorway stood Dark Link. "I thought I told you two to stay put!" An evil sneer crossed Dark Link's face as he eyed us over. "I don't take orders from the likes of you!" Link sneered back. "You will be after I'm finished with you." Just then Dark Link drew a sword with a remarkably likeness to the Master Sword. At that point, with Dark Link holding a sword just like the Master Sword, I begun to think that this is one battle Link would not win alone. Helmholz: And I begun to think a long time ago that this is one chick who should be banned from anything with keys. Drawling my Phoenix Circles I made a daring charge at Dark Link. Feeling my cat like instincts kick in, I jumped gracefully into the air, aiming my weapons directly at his face. Just before I managed to strike, Dark Link raised his sword and blocked my weapon causing a clank of metal and sparks to fill into the air. Stratski: To fill into the air? Vance: Kinda like her rankness filters into our brains with each passing sentence. Falling back, I swiftly rushed forward and high kicked Dark Link in the face, causing him to go flying back into a wall. Staggering back up, his face twisted into an evil grin. "So...you want to play rough do you?" He said wiping the blood from his mouth. "I can show you just how rough I can play!" All: *cringe* Stratski: *whimper* No threesome. Oh please no. A flash of white light surrounded the room, causing Link and I to be blinded. I felt myself being lifted into the air, as if someone was carrying me. I heard Dark Link's sinister laugh ring threw my ears then all went black. With unblinking eyes I stared into the blackness of the room I was in. Helmholz: Alien cats don't blink, obviously. Cold water shifted around my ankles Stratski: I can picture nearly anything shifting away from her, but not around her. as I walked around. Pushing my way All: Threw. threw the darkness, I listened for any sounds that might be my love Link. "LINK...Link where are you my love?!" "Link are you there?" I cried out into the darkness, but all there was, was silence. Continuing to move forward, I finally found myself standing in front of a strange tree. Looking up at it, it looked twisted and ugly, as if it was a tortured soul. Vance: It's your mirror image, babe. All stinky Mary Sues meet with it at some point. Its twisted branches stretched out like clawed fingers, as if it was trying to grab something. Backing up, the cold water brushed up against my legs, causing a cold chill to run up my back. Vance: Damn, she'll even do cold water. Just then a chilling laugh pierced the darkness. Helmholz: How does a sound peirce darkness? Vance: Same way that sparks fill into the air. Silly Helmholz, this is a Mary Sue! You should expect this. Looking back towards the tree, a black figure slinked out from behind it. It's chilling blood red eyes sending a chill deep into my soul. Stratski: And this chillingly bad tale sent a deep chill through all of us a long time ago sheerly for the amount of redundancies. "Dark Link...where the hell am I and where is Link!?" I sneered raising my Phoenix Circles up in front of me. Snapping his fingers a sudden light filled the room, lighting up the surroundings. Vance: You know... if a sudden light fills the room, it goes to say that it's likely going to light up one's surroundings. A sudden shock ran All: Threw threw me. "Oh...my Goddesses...is this the strange room Link described where he first met his counter part?" Then something caught my eye. Looking over my shoulder, there bound to the wall over the way out, was Link. "OH MY GODDESSES...LINK!" I cried clopping my hands over my mouth. Helmholz: *taking notes* Ok, she's a cat alien with hooves for hands in order to clop them over her mouth. Vance: Ouch, that sounds painful, clopping ones hands over their mouth. "What the hell have you done to him you bastard!?" Vance: What's it -look- like, you stupid bimbo? "I told you earlier...if you want to play rough, I will show you just how rough I can play!" An evil glint rose in Dark Link's eyes, the flame of hatred flicking in them. "If you want to save your love; then you must defeat me." Eyeing him, I poised into a fighting stance, placing my Phoenix Circles up in front of me. I knew I was in for a long battle. Stratski: And we're in for a lot of vomiting. Vance: Better get some more bags for this one.