A Few Loose Ends Helmholz: There are way more than a few here. I spent the next few weeks adding to our farm. Stratski: The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell, hi HO the dairy-o, the farmer in the dell. Vance: The farmer took a ho, the farmer took a ho, hi HO the dairy-o, the farmer took a ho. Link started out by bringing home cuccos and a rooster, then I got two milk cows, a pig and four sheep. Stratski: Three guesses what those sheep are for. Vance: *snicker* Yeah... the rules never said you couldn't be in the presence of a sheep without your mate! Link surprised me when he came home one day with a beautiful black stallion. Since we have a special connection with the royal family, the King himself had that horse bred especially for us. Helmholz: This, of course, is so they can breed the horse with a... wait... I can't go any further with that joke. We decided that since the stallion (whom we named Midnight Star.) was such a strong horse, we were going to bread him with Epona. All: O_O Stratski: Holy shit, I knew this fic was riddled with horse abuse but that's the lowest of the low! Vance: Bread them and fry them and serve them with a white cream sauce? We bred them for the first time just before their mating season was to end. It was perfect timing, I only had seven more months until I was to give birth. Helmholz: Hold on a second... she was two months pregnant in the summer, and they didn't go to the bonding ceremony until the fall and yet, she's still only two months pregnant? Vance: This was predicted, Helm, why are you surprised? The colt would be born not to long after I was to have my first-born. I knew each colt that was born would be strong and healthy. Perfect for each child that Link and I were going to have. Vance: Gag me. Helmholz: Her astounding dependence on a fictional character and this perfect life she's crafting with him smacks of severe psychological and self esteem problems. Stratski: Come again? Helmholz: She needs to see a shrink. After we got all of the animals that we needed, I started a garden. I was going to grow a lot of the food we were going to eat. Helmholz: Evidently the horses wouldn't last them very long then. Though some of the meats and fruits were provided to us by the King. I grew most of the vegetables that were going to be used in meals. Each and every day I would tend to my garden. It was my pride and joy, next to being pregnant. Keeping it up was tough but fun. Stratski: Link, your best bet at this time is to just keep her barefoot and pregnant. Vance: Ugh. I don't want to know what she'll name that baby. Stratski: Chances are, it'll be a Jr. Mary Sue here is heavily dependant.