The Miracle Stratski: What? This fic spontaneously combusts? WOO HOO! Now *that's* a miracle! The next few days were hard on me, the dizziness became horrid Stratski: You mean the ditziness? and I started to feel sick. It got so bad that I had to rest in bed. Then came the false labor. The pains were so intense that I felt as if my whole body was in a vise. I couldn't get up out of bed without the pains making me feel like falling over. Helmholz: Why do I get the impression she got all of her information straight ouf of a Harlequin romance novel? Link had to care for me. I ate all of my meals in bed. And when it was time to bathe Link had to help me to the tub to wash me. It was hard, I felt helpless. But Link had told me that he was glad to care for me. I was going to give birth to our baby any day now. And he did not want to see me or the baby get hurt. Then a few nights later it happened. I woke up and rustled Link awake. "Link honey wake up, its time!" I was going into labor. Vance: And we've been laboring to get through this fic, so quit your bitching. "Grumble." "Go back to sleep." Link said as he rolled over. Then I shook him again. "Link, WAKE UP.....I'm going into labor!" I cried as I shook him. "Wha, What?!" "Oh my Goddesses, its time!" He jumped out of bed, grabbed his robe and went to get Navi and Lilly. As he opened the door, I heard him calling for our fairies. "LILLY, NAVI come quickly!" Link cried. Vance: I would, too. "What is the matter?" Navi asked. "Navi, you and Lilly must fly to the castle quickly, fetch Princess Zelda and the healer!" "Jenna's going into labor, its time!" " And please make haste." Link cried in urgency. "Lilly hurry, we must go!" Navi screeched. Then Lilly and Navi flew off to fetch Princess Zelda and the healer. I didn't have long. The baby was on its way. I felt the contractions become less spaced apart. I hoped that Lilly and Navi would bring the healer here quickly. I tried to hold the baby back, but that was no longer any good after my water broke. "I cannot hold the baby back any longer, Link!" "My water just broke!" Helmholz: *sigh* After the water breaks, it could be hours before the child is actually born. Cripes. Vance: You said it, this is definitely Harlequin Romance material. "One way or another this baby is coming." I cried as my breathing became labored. "Just hang in there my love, Lilly and Navi will be back soon with Princess Zelda and the healer." Link was getting more concerned with each passing minute. Then a horse came plodding up to the front of the house and I heard voices. "Oh...my Goddesses.....they're.....finally here!" I said in between gasps of breath. Link ran out the door to hurry them along. Then a minute later he came back with the healer followed by Princess Zelda. "Princess, go get some pillows and blankets!" "And be quick about it." After Princess Zelda came back with the pillows, she put a pillow under my head and the blankets over and under my body. Then Link came to my side and held my hand. Stratski: And now Zelda is turned into a midwife. God, the character assassination doesn't end with Link. "Hurry the baby is coming!" I cried as the contractions became closer together. "You must breath slower." "Take a deep breath." " Now push!" The healer yelled. I felt the baby trying to come out but something was wrong. Helmholz: Yeah, you're not dialated yet, you ninny. "Push harder!" She called again "I'm pushing......as hard as I can,...DAMNIT!" I screamed. "Princess, do you see the head yet." "No, not yet!" Zelda cried. "Damnit....GIVE....me something, LINK...you did this to....me!" Stratski: Uh, actually this was all your idea, sweetie. "DAMNIT.....get this thing....out of me....NOW!" I cried as the pain got worse. I started to curse as the pain became more intense. "Damn YOU...Link!" I screamed as I looked up at him.(but afterwards I told him I was sorry.) All: ... *crack up laughing* Stratski: She just HAD to reassure her reading audience that she told him she was sorry, didn't she? Vance: Sorry for the cursing, or sorry for this entire peice of nonsensical crap? "You must calm down." Take deep breaths......thats it." "Princess anything yet?" "No, mistress something is wrong!" Zelda cried as she looked up. "What?!" The healer yelled as a look of pure shock cross her face. "The baby's head is not facing down!" Zelda cried again. Helmholz: ... Well, obviously she knows as much about childbirth as she does sex. With those words came our worst nightmare. My face went white as a sheet and so did Link's. At that moment I thought our baby was going to die. I started to cry as the thought of loosing our baby Stratski: On the unsuspecting world? looked evident. "We must act quickly!" "We have to get the baby's head turned!" The healer yelled as she prepared to go in and turn the baby's head. Vance: She's coming in for the pitch! Stratski: The last time she missed and let the opposite team score, can she get things turned around in time? As Zelda and the healer worked quickly together Vance: Looks like she's got a little help from the royalty... Stratski: She shoots! they managed to get the baby's head in the right direction. Vance: She scores! "We got the baby's head facing down now PUSH!" The healer cried again. "URAGH" Helmholz: What the hell was that? Stratski: Wow, I had no idea how to spell URAGH. Vance: I wonder what it means? United Raging Agnst Girls Hentai? I screamed as I pushed with every ounce of strength I had. "Mistress I see the head!" "Now hands, feet....."Then the next thing that I heard was music to my ears, a baby crying. Stratski: I can guess why it's crying. I would too to realize my mother was JennaMarySue. "Oh Goddesses.....congratulations its a boy!" Zelda cried. Tears of happiness ran down my cheeks as I squeezed Link's hand. Then Zelda took and wrapped the tiny baby in a blanket and gave him to me. I cried even more as I held the tiny miracle in my arms. "He looks just like you my love." I said softly as I looked up at Link. Helmholz: Wet and wrinkly? I'd be insulted. "We made this tiny miracle together." I laid my head against Link's chest as I looked at the baby's little face. "What shall we call him?" "Since he is a boy, and it was a son you wanted you pick the name my love." I said as I looked into Link's eyes. "Link the second he shall be called." Link said with pride. "After his own father." " Named after a legend." "Link Jr." I said softly. Vance: Gag me. "Welcome into the world little Link." I laid there and held little Link in my arms. I now felt complete. I had Link. Now I had a son with him. This was the most beautiful gift Link gave me. He gave me......a miracle. Helmholz: God, I think I not fully realize how delusional this girl is.