The Reunion 

Vance: The title alone says 'Beware of Sap'.

Some time had past 

Helmholz: Passed, you twit, it's *passed*.

since Link has left with the King's knights. 

Stratski: The rules never said a bonded male couldn't be with other males, bonded or unbonded. Heh.
Vance: Since when did this become a yaoi fic?

He kept in touch via letters by carrier pigeon.

Helmholz: Truly incredible... carrier pigeons able to write letters.

In one of his last letters he said that there was talk of a peace treaty. And if that happened the war would end and he would be coming home. To pass the time I either spent my time at the castle with Zelda or in Kokiri Village with Saria. And when it was too much to bear I spent those days in my garden or tending the farm. 

Vance: Sure... "tending" to the farm, indeed.

Most of the time passed easily, but there were days when I really missed him. And I was always awaiting for his next letter. 

Stratski: Yeah, she just missed the nookie.

Then one day about four or five months later 

Vance: So which is it, four or five?
Stratski: She's JennaMarySue, Vance, she doesn't have to keep track of time, she has the wildly out of character others she's lured into her story do these things for her so she can go on being the helpless, yet kickass heroine.

a message came in from Link that the peace treaty passed, the war was over and he would be coming home soon. I started to cry tears of happiness. Link was finally coming home. I had missed him sooo much. My husband was returning to me like he said. And there was nothing more important then that. Lilly and Navi had come to make their routine check on me. When they came I told them the good news. They were happy to hear that Link was coming home. I was glad that Lilly and Navi were here. I wouldn't have known what to do without them. They always made things brighter, and even helped the time go by faster. 

Vance: Yeah... I'm sure it went by *real* fast. *snicker* So much for missing Link!

Even on the days when I got emotional from missing Link, they helped the sadness go away. 
Though it was hard sleeping alone. Waking up and finding Link's side of the bed empty. At least I had Lilly and Navi to help me through it. 

Stratski: Whoa... I knew it, fairy lesbianism saves the day!
Vance: This fic is just soooo diverse! 

I was told that it was going to be about a week before the knights were to return to Hyrule. I could hardly wait. It was summer I was now nine months pregnant and to give birth soon. I did not want Link to miss the birth of our first baby. 

Helmholz: *counting on his fingers, muttering to himself* Wait... she screwed him after a month, got married after two months, at five months with him she was two months pregnant and then he was away for four mon--
Vance: Four or five, she lost track of time.
Helmholz: Ok, for the sake of argument, we'll say five. That means... she can only be seven months pregnant, at the most, according to these calculations.
Stratski: No one ever said JennaMarySue passed her basic math courses.

The week seemed to go by quickly. And the day Link was to come home drew near. I spent the last few days with Princess Zelda preparing a "Welcome Home" Celebration for our men returning home. And on the day they returned, everyone in Hyrule attended to welcome home our men. 

Stratski: Ok, so they are preparing a welcome home celebration to welcome home the men who need welcoming home because they're coming home so let's welcome them home.
Vance: Would you knock it off with that?

The crowd was huge. Everyone had crowded into Hyrule market. I had even seen other wives waiting for their husbands. I had a hard time getting around. My stomach was big and when the baby kicked it took it out of me. So moving through the crowd was very difficult.

Helmholz: Um... at nine months, the baby usually doesn't 'kick' as much because--
Vance: She can't do math, has no understanding of sex and you think she'll understand pregnancy? 

As the knights begun walking through the Market Place I finally found a spot where I could see and awaited for Link. 
I watched as different legions went through, none of them Link's. I felt his presence as I telepathically called to him. "Yes, my love." "I will be there soon." "I miss you too." He said to me in my mind. Then when the last legion came through I spotted my husband at the lead. My face grew bright as I called out to him. 

Vance: I knew it, she's feverish!
Stratski: She's an alien.

As he passed by he smiled at me. At that moment I begun 

Helmholz: We begun to cry, too, simply because she begun to cry. She's always begunning.

to cry, I was soo happy he was finally home. I could not wait to be in his arms again. It had been such a long time and I wanted to run to him and give him a hug. But I had some patience so I tried to wait. 
The King was at the other end of the Market. He welcomed home each of the knights as they passed by. Some even got rewards for bravery. I watched from the street as the King welcomed home Link's legion. There was a long pause then the King called Link over to him. I watched to see if he was awarded anything. 
There was a silence as the King produced a small red box. I moved in to get a closer look. When I got to the bottom of the stairs leading to the platform Link was on, the King noticed me and told me to join them. "Since you are this brave man's wife, you may join him up here."

Vance: Of course! Can't have Link get or do anything without the Mary Sue right there to share the glory!

As my eyes darted around the Market, I noticed all eyes were on me. I got nervous, and the King noticed that. 

Vance: Yeah, cause you're waddling around like a duck.

"Come daughter, join your husband up here commentate his bravery in the field of battle." My eyes darted around once more then I slowly made my way up the wooden stairs and to the platform where Link and the King were. At one point I almost tumbled, but the King caught me and helped me the rest of the way up. Then I took my place at Link's side. "This brave solder went above and beyond the call of duty, in the field of battle." "He risked his own life to save his men." "For that I award this brave man Link, The (8)Triforce of Valor." 

All: *burst into song* 8 triforces of valor, 7 leaping wombs, 6 sheep a-hiding, 5 boooooondage bracelets! 4 raced threw mes, 3 tigress grunts, 2 lesbian fairies and a lamer named JennaMarySue! o/~

The King opened the box and held up a pin with a red bird behind the Triforce symbol. In one the bird's claws was a bundle of arrows and in the other was a lightning bolt. A small Purple Heart sat in the center of the Triforce symbol. 
The King took the pin and placed it on Link's uniform. Then a loud cheering came from the crowd as Link turned to look over everyone. He waved a couple of times, then turned his attention to me. He took me into his arms and we kissed. More cheering came as we embraced. Then I looked into his eyes and a tear ran down my cheek. "I missed you soo much." "I'm soo glad that your finally home." I said softly. Then I placed a hand on my belly. "Our baby is going to be born soon." "I was told any day now." I took his hand and placed it on my stomach. "Do you feel the baby kicking?" I asked sweetly. After a minute he looked back up at me and smiled. "Yes, yes I can." 

Vance: Let me out of this womb! Please! My GOD, she can't count or type or spell and I don't wanna be related to this woman!

At that moment his eyes seemed to glow, as happiness filled into them, and I knew that he was happy to be home. He took me into his arms again, and held me close. I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the King was smiling. He knew we were very happy together. Since Zelda had not yet married he at least had one daughter that wed. 

Helmholz: Wait... she's not really a daughter. When did this leap come about?
Stratski: She's got her eyes on the throne, dude.

That made the King happy. Since we wed he had another heir to the throne. In the event that Princess Zelda does not take the throne, Link is next in line. Then I would become Queen. 

Helmholz: ... I should have seen this one coming.

The King knew he was not getting any younger, but he felt at ease knowing there was another to be able to take the throne in the event that Zelda does not. Though this did not change Link and I, but we had to groom ourselves in the event that Link would become King and I Queen. I loved the King, he had become like a father to me. 

Stratski: But he isn't your dad, you commoner ho.

But I was in no hurry to become Queen. Though I knew that day may eventually come. 

Helmholz: The probability of it happening just went up exponentially.

As Link and I walked through the street, the crowd cheered as we passed by. Link was very beloved by the people of Hyrule. Every one in Hyrule owed Link his or her life. He saved them all. But now they were glad that Link had taken a wife. And when our baby was born, everyone in Hyrule will want to bless the baby of the "Hero of Time." Another to carry on in his/hers father's legend. 
When we arrived back home all of the Kokiri were there to greet us along with or fairies Lilly and Navi. "Your finally home, I missed you Link." Navi squealed as she flew over to him. "You were really missed." As she flew around him her blue aura brightened. "I missed you too Navi." Link said as he smiled at her. "Jen and I really missed you to." Lilly said as she flew in front of me. "Link, hey LINK!" 
A girls voice called from behind the crowd. Then Saria came running through the crowd and up to him. "I missed you a lot too Link." "How are you?" Saria said as her eyes lit up at the sight of him. "Were soo glad your home." "Jen spent a lot of time with us while you were away." Just then something caught her eye. "What is that on your uniform?" Saria asked as she gently fingered the pin on Link's uniform. "It's called the "Triforce of Valor." "The King awarded this to me for my bravery in the field of battle." Link said with pride. A loud "WOW" came from the crowd as Link showed everyone. "Oh Link, that is soo wonderful." "You must be so proud of him." Saria said as she looked at me. "Yes I am, but I'm just glad to have him home again." I said blushing. Then we had a small celebration to celebrate Link's return home. 
We had a small feast, then we danced and drank.

Vance: Better avoid that alcohol, JennaMarySue!
Stratski: Oh pish, this is her fantasy, she can get drunk and that baby will still be perfect.

Then around Midnight everyone went home, and Link and I were left alone. We told Lilly and Navi that we were going to the pond out back to have a swim. The night air was warm, perfect for swimming. We went to our special little pond. Once there we took off our clothes and went into the cool water. We splashed and played around in the water for awhile. Then I looked into Link's eyes. They were glowing under the moonlight. I went into his arms, and felt his body against mine. Then he gently pressed his lips on mine kissing me deeply. It had been such a long time since we kissed like this. We kissed even deeper, our tongues finding their ways into each other's mouth. I felt his hands caressing my body, felt the connection between us growing stronger. I ran my hands down his back as he moved his lips to my neck. I felt his heart beginning to beat faster, heard his thoughts in my mind. 
I wanted him soo bad. Wanted to feel him. It had been such a long time since we made love. I whispered in his ear that I wanted him. That I wanted to feel him. And I heard him in my mind, heard him say that he wanted me too. I felt the heat of our bodies, felt his hands touching me, felt them caressing my body. I started to breath faster, as my heart was beating in unison with his. Then I felt him quivering against me, as he slowly penetrated my awaiting body.

Stratski: ... But... isn't she...?
Helmholz: Try not to think about it and give Vance another barf bag, he's looking pretty green.

The intensity of it raced through my body, raced through my bones. It had been a long time since I felt this feeling. As we made love, I felt our connection become full. I felt as if our bodies merged. We became as one. Even more so when we both came to a full climax. I screamed out his name as I felt him release his essence deep inside me. 
Then I put my lips to his long, sexy pointed ear and whispered words of passion to him, before sweetly licking and nibbling on it. I heard him moaning softly as I caressed his ear with my lips and his body with my hands. I was so glad to finally be in his arms again, to be able to feel him. I had longed for this day; Longed to make love to him. Now my dreams had come true. He was finally home. 

Helmholz: I... can't even begin to point out how wrong this is.