In a message dated 7/26/99 2:00:21 PM Mountain Daylight Time, PokeBall49 writes:

<< One day, Megaman, Zero, Bass, and Oddish went on a field trip. The teacher, who looked a lot like Zelda, said they were going to the zoo. Zero said, "Why in the ?#!˜@! Why are we going to a ~~~~~ zoo?! Man, this sucks." 
 
 Laria: Can we leave them there, teach?
 
  "Where’s the Oreos?" an Oreo Demon who suddenly appeared from nowhere asked. Zero drop kicked him out of the story. There was much rejoicing. 
  
 Pikoo: *cheers and waves a little yellow flag* Yay!
 
 "Yaaaay." they all said, waving little flags. 
  Then the legendary black beast of AAHHHHH broke out of his cage and started to eat people left and right, until Megaman dropped his ice-cream cone and and the monster tripped over it and died. 
  
 Shadowcat: (imitates legendary black beast of AAHHHHH) I'm dying...it impaled my toe..urgh....*dies*
 
 "~~’m not enjoying ~~~. Hey! Why did you beep out what I said when I didn’t cuss?!" Zero said. 
  
 Sand; Oh Zero, we know you wanted to. 
 Laria: Shut up Sand.
 
 "It makes the story more interesting." Shodan 0 said. 
  All of the sudden, a lighting bolt hit Shodan 0 and sent him flying to another dimension. 
 
 Pikoo: (imitates Shodan 0) It burned off my measly chest hairs!
 
  On the way to the zoo, they has to cross tall grass. The four made it across but Oddish was too scared. Finally, he decided to cross. Then a L1,000,000 Myuu appeared and attacked Oddish. Oddish screamed and had a heart attack before he was even touched. Myuu gained 2,000,000 experience points. Myuu grew to L1,000,001! 
  And there was much rejoicing. 
 
 Shadowcat: *cheers and waves a little green flag* Yay!
 
  "Yaaaaay." They all said, waving colored flags in the air. 
  They got to the zoo but they were all bored, so Bass pulled out an Ocarina and played a song. Then all of the sudden they warped to the Temple of Time. 
  Mega said, "How’s this for a field trip?" 
 
 Sand: Boooring.
 *Pikoo resists the urge to thwock Sand with a desk*
 
  Zero then said, "Man, this is so ~~~ stupid." 
  Protoman grabbed the ocarina from Bass, and ran away, playing that goofy little song that plays in the video games just before he appears. 
 
 Laria: *snores*
 Shadowcat: I agree.
 
  Zelda the teacher said, "Boy, this is awfully familiar." Ganon took Zelda and ran to his castle. Megaman agreed with all the others to try to get her back, except for Zero who didn’t like the field trip anyways. 
 
 *Pikoo: (imitates Zero) I don't like this field trip therefore I will not help.
 
  Suddenly, Link ran by with Zelda following, wielding a huge axe! Then X started to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", and Zero smacked him over the head with a brick. 
  Oddish apparently didn’t die due to the heart attack. 
 
 Sand: *sings* Near the village, the quiet village, the lion sleeps tonight....
 Shadowcat, Laria and Pikoo: Shut up Sand.
 
  "Hi guys, I’m back." Zero, without thinking, picked up another brick and hit Oddish with it. He flew into the lion’s cage and was eaten instantly. 
 
 Lion: Burp. That was a delicious meal.
 *All run in panic until they realize it was a trick of Sand's*
 *Pikoo tries hard to resist the urge to thwock Sand with a desk*
 
  "Uhhh, Zero? We’re not at the zoo...." Mega said carefully, so as not to get beaten up. The Oddish laughed at the non-existant lion and ran away, throwing a brick at the back of Zero’s head as he did. 
 
 Sand: Oddish odd?
 Pikoo: You are odd.
 Laria and Shadowcat: Ditto!
 Sand: No, Oddish.
 Shadowcat: Shut up Oddish-I mean Sand.
 
  Suddenly, a Cabbit flew by and Zero jumped after it singing, "Cle-fairy, Cle-fairy...." 
  Then suddenly, Ash, the Pokémon Demi-god appeared and yelled out, "Metapod, go!" and a Metapod appeared in front of Zero, who was now only 25 feet away (he jumps REALLY slow). 
 
 *Laria releases a Clefairy scaring the f**k out of Sand*
 Sand: You know I hate Clefairy.
 Laria: *grins evilly and returns the Clefairy* Good.
 Sand: Eep!
 
 Zero stopped and looked at the short green thing and suddenly Ash the Pokémon Demi-God belched, "Metapod, maximum hardness!" 
  
 Pikoo: Listen, Ashey-boy, you really need to say "excuse me" when you do that.
 Sand: *burps*
 *Pikoo thwocks Sand with the desk*
 Sand: Ow!
 Pikoo: You too.
 
 And with this, the little green bug got a lot harder, so Zero pulled out his lightsabre and tried to slash the poor green Metapod. Zero’s lightsabre then blew apart, and the bug was unharmed. Then Ash, the Pokémon Demi-God disappeared and the little Metapod turned into a Butterfree and flew away. 
 
 Laria: *cheers and waves a little orange flag* Yay!
 
  "Yaaaay." they all said, waving colored flags in the air. 
  Megaman shrugged and they all went to Ganon’s castle to save their teacher. Ganon, who appeared again looked at Zero and said, "Oooh baby you look fine." 
 
 Shadowcat: (imitating Zero) I know I do.
 
  Megaman screamed, "RUN FOR COVER!!" Right before Ganon got to Zero, Zero took out a brick and Ganon plunged into it face-first. 
  Then Cloud came and did Meteorain on Zero. Then Ruby Weapon came and killed Cloud. 
  All of the sudden, it started raining bricks. 
 
 Sand: Well; time to dig out the Brick-O-Matic protection hood.
 *All set it up*
 Shadowcat: There.
 
  Everyone but Zero was knocked out. Zero just laughed. "Ha ha! I didn’t get hit!" He spoke too soon. A single brick fell and hit him in the head. 
 
 Pikoo: Damn. That brick ripped the canopy of the protection hood.
 
  Neo Zero hit Kevin G. upside the head with a huge thick drawing pad. "See what you’ve done?! You called Zero ‘a blonde chick’! This is all your fault! THERE IS NO BLONDE CHICK!!!" She then threw a few bricks at Kevin G. for the fun of it, chasing him while she did. 
 
 Laria: I thoguht chicks were fluffy and yellow.
 Sand: Peep! Peep!
 *Pikoo thwocks Sand with the brick*
 Sand: *dazed* Owchy.
 
  Then Neo Zero started pestering Shodan 0 to write again, so he did. 
   
  Once upon a thyme (I know it’s a type of seasoning :)), 
 
 Pikoo: Can I get chow mein with that?
 
 C-Ko was kidnapped by aliens that 
  looked like men but were really women, and on top of that, they were all in giant 5 story tall 
  robots with "Death Ray Machines"! 
 
 Shadowcat and Sand: "Death Ray Machines"?
 Pikoo: Jynx.
 Sand: Where???
 *All laugh except Sand, who's confused*
 
 So then A-Ko ran after them, and B-Ko followed, and A-Ko 
  destroyed all the aliens, and B-ko started Fighting A-Ko afterward, and C-Ko walked to class on 
  thyme, 
 
 Shadowcat: C-Ko, you ruined my thyme garden! It looked pretty thymely before you trampled it!
 
 and B-Ko and A-Ko got to class late 3 hours. 
  
 Sand: Bad A-Ko and B-Ko.
 All: (except Sand) Shut up Sand.
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