Subject: (wow, only took me 4 months this time)[MST] PTNP XII Path: lobby!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey04.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Lines: 956 X-Admin: news@aol.com From: lunarknightx@aol.combat (Lunar Knight X) Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai Date: 07 Jan 2001 09:04:13 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Message-ID: <20010107040413.25290.00000272@ng-fd1.aol.com> The LKX Chronicles --==+++v2.0+++==-- Location: Blodia Crash Site ????? Lunar Knight: Fuck.... my head...... huh? Luna? Luna!? Damnit! Luna are you ok? Answer me!? Luna: Um... Im ok. but why are you shaking that blow up doll? Lunar Knight: Oh.... eh? Heh... {damnit Jin}.... Luna: So, where are we? Lunar Knight: I have no clue. Maybe were close to home? Luna: I live on the moon. Lunar Knight: ...I meant MY home. ----- Location: Some North African country A beach (Shadow and his group are fishing) Alex: So, um.... what now? I dont think there are too many circuses, fairs or carnivals around here for you to embarass us... Shadow: Hmmm... people would pay if I had a new attraction, you guys are getting old... Davey: *Fart*! Alex: Um... I wonder where Icy is? Icy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~ *Thunk* Alex: Hi Icy. Shadow: Have a nice time on Spaceball 1? Davey: *Fart* Icy: (Still half buried in the ground) Mmmuck Mmmou Shadow: Hey I think I cought something! Reef: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Soon as I get out of the FUCKing desert into some FUCKing water, some FUCKer fishes me out! Get this FUCKing hook out of my mouth! Shadow: What the hell? Reef: Get this fucking hook out of my mouth! Shadow: A talking fish? Do I get 3 wishes or something? Reef: Fuck you! Shadow: Hmmm... I think Ive found my newest act..... ----- Location: A beach near Luna & Lunar Knight Phillips Broadcasting Jay: And now well take a look at South Park 2: Smaller, Shorter, and Cut like fuck. And apparantly the fat kid was stuck in a bathroom in China, so they had to get Marlin Brando to play Eric; which I dont get because ITS A CARTOON THE CHARACTERS ARE DRAWN! -- Stan: Oh my god they killed kenny. Kyle: You bastard. Brando: Screw you guys. Im taking my big-boned self home to eat cheezy poofs. -- Jay: That wasnt a clip, that was the whole movie. When we return, Ill review I Knocked Your Block Off: A Rockem Sockem Robots Movie. Duke: And cut! Were done for today. Jay: Um, Duke, we only taped the first five minutes... Duke: Thats the beauty of doing a Hawaiian special. We tape up to the first commercial break, then show Baywatch re-runs, nobody knows the difference. Jay: Uh...huh... Anyway Duke, I just wanted to know why youre giving me a Hawaiian special when you cancelled my show over five years ago. Duke: Ill be straight with ya boy. I need ya back. I gave this wierd circus guy his own show and he never showed up. Jay: I thought you just wanted to do the special. I dunno...... I have a new job; it doesnt pay as much, but its quite productive. -- Jay: B-3 Old lady: Bingo! -- Duke: Fine, Ill just get Jon Lovitz to do it. Jay: That no talent, has-been hack!? Fine Ill do it, but only if I get 5% more than my old salary and Dorris does makeup again. Duke: Um... Jay, Dorris has been dead for 3 years. Jay: Oh, lung cancer huh...? Duke: Actually no, it was a heart attack. -- Dorris: Ill take 18 cartons. Store Clerk: Sorry, were sold out. Dorris: Oh god! -- Duke: Well, Im glad to have ya back, and... Lunar Knight: Hey, whats going on here? Lights, cameras, wow perfect for a.... Duke: And just who the hell are you? I bought this island, surrounded it with battleships, jets carrying nukes, giant squids, and the 1995 cast of Saturday Night Live; how in the devil did you get here? Lunar Knight: Well, asside from the fact that the carriers blew up the battleships, the squids demolished the destroyers, and the SNL cast all killed each other; we... Duke: What about the squids? Jay: *m mmmm mmmm* (Sucks in rest of tentacle) Lunar Knight: *Ahem* We crashed here from outer space. Duke: Hmmm... I knew I should have bought that SDI..... Lunar Knight: Well, anyway. Have I got a show for you..... ----- Location: Cairo, Egypt Shadow: Come one, come all! See the freaks (Alex: What?), oddities (Reef: Hey!), and downright queer things my traveling show has to offer! (Davey: *Farrrrrrt*) Icy: Are you ever gonna let us out? Shadow: Shut up! *Sigh*...Damn, nobody wants to see my show..... Alex: You could try speaking their language. Shadow: Fuck you! I need a new plan.... ----- Location: South Carolina Taco Bell Alex: What are we doing back here? Davey: *Fart*? Shadow: I dunno, this is where the circus idea came up, I figured we could get something else going here. Icy: By the way, why the fucking hell did you do all that circus shit!? I mean, dont you think you took the gag a bit far? Shadow: My TV got stuck on PBS for 6 hours, and I got glued to the couch (Litterally)... *Shudder* So I kinda got numb-headed and took to the first idea I heard. Alex: Youre lying arent you? Shadow: Probably... Alex: So what now? Shadow: I know! Ill take over the world! Icy: Lunar tried that, and look at him now. Shadow: ... ... Good point. Icy: But, we could follow him around and make his life a living hell, like hes done to me. Damn bastard getting me killed.... Shadow: Hey! Good idea, and that reminds me! Shadow: Thank you, come again! ----- Location: A Hawaiian Island Duke: So just what kind of game show is this? Jay: And did you really have to tie us up? Lunar Knight: Oh! Yea, forgot to mention this isnt a gameshow; Luna fill them in while I finish setting up. Luna: Fine. Well, um... you know that cartoon/cardgame/videogame/line-of-toys/everything-in-existance.... Duke: Digimon? Jay: Monster Rancher? Luna: No, its..... Duke: Robopon. Jay: Magi Nation Luna: um.... ~_~; Duke: Magic: the Gathering! Jay: Ranma ˝! Luna: -_-...... WERE SUBJECTING YOU IDIOTS TO POKÉMON PORNOGRAPHY! Duke / Jay: ... Lunar Knight: Oh come on, its not like youre going to be the first... Duke / Jay: ... Lunar Knight: Fine, Ill give you a cookie if you do a good job making fun of the story. Jays Stomach: {Ooooo, I get a cookie. You better not screw this one up fatso!} Jay: Yes master... Lunar Knight: Well, looks like Jay knows his place, how about you Duke? Duke: I totally refuse! Nobody can bribe me! Lunar Knight: Ill kill you... Duke: Ive had a good life... Lunar Knight: Ill lock you in a room with Dorriss dead naked body. Everyone: *Barf* *Hurl* *Hack *Gag* *Etc...* -- Reef: Hey! *Etc* is NOT a sound effect! *Bonk* Ow! Shadow: Stop it right there, we may be devising a plan to make LKs life a living hell, but we are NOT going to MST an MST-in-progress of one of my stories! Reef: Um... whatever..... -- Lunar Knight: Well, all set up! Lets get this thing started! ~~~~~~~~ Pokémon: The Next Pikachu! On the last episode of [check the top], Misty had a lot of shit happen to her, and ultimately her and Mewtwo fucked. Ash and Abra had a contest of strength, stamina, and endurance (they jerked off) and the cast of Friends made an appearance. ~~~~~~~~ Jay: Whoever wrote this is pure EVIL! Duke: Nobody said this would be easy... Jay: But FRIENDS! Nooooooooo *Bursts into random sobs* ~~~~~~~~ Now.....make way for the next super-duper episode of: Pokémon: The Next Pikachu! Guest-stars? I don't need no stinkin' guest-stars! Truth be told, I spent too much on special effects and I didn't have enough money to hire guest-stars. Luckily, MWF has volunteered to special-guest-star for less than the normal fee! Thanks, MWF! *runs away as MWF chases him with his contract in hand* ~~~~~~~~ Duke: MWF? Whats that stand for? Jay: Making whittled forks? Mutilated white feline? Many whining...... Lunar Knight: -_- dont even start that..... ~~~~~~~~ Episode XII: Back to the Past Pokédate: 30717.09 The Scene: The Bridge (guess I'm back on that kick again) (Everyone is doing their job, except for Ash and Alysa, who are having wild hot sex, and Pikachu and his sluts, who are having some really hot sex, and Mewtwo, Jenny, and Joy, who are having some mind-blowing sex. Wait, what about Brock? Oh, yeah, he's watching all this and jerking off. Actually, if you think about it, Charmander is the only one doing his job.) Pikachu: Hey, where's Charmander? (What the hell? Wait a minute, let me go find him.) The Scene: Engineering (Nope, not here. Wait, there's an Oddish fucking Machoke. Yikes.) ~~~~~~~~ Duke: Was that thing havin relations with an onion!? Luna: Pretty much.... Duke: I would have preferred that question to remain rhetorical... ~~~~~~~~~ The Scene: Charmander's Quarters (Ahh, there he is, having sex with Flareon. Now back to the bridge.) The Scene: The Bridge (Suddenly, lights flash, bells whistle, and an image of a white vortex in the middle of space appears. Everyone stops fucking for a minute to figure out what the hell it is.) Mewtwo: What the hell is that? Pikachu: Somebody get Charmander up here! (a few minutes later...) Pikachu: So, what is it? Charmander: You know, if you paid a little more attention to your job, you wouldn't need me to identify every single celestial phenomenon. Pikachu: Celest-what? Charmander: Never mind. Looks like a hole in the space-time continuum, if I'm not mistaken. Pikachu: Space what? Charmander: (exasperated) How the hell did you ever make captain? Pikachu: That's a secret I'm taking to my grave. ~~~~~~~~ Luna: I thought he just married the admirals daughter... Lunar Knight: He doesnt reveal that for another few eps. Luna: Oh. Duke: You mean theres more that one of these!? Luna: That is why this one is part XII you know.... Duke: So, whoever made these, had people enjoy these? Lunar Knight: Liked em enough to get 20 eps. and they still demand more, More MORE DAMNIT! Duke: Hmmm.... there could be some money in this porno thing.... Luna: Yea, who woulda thought that people like to see things naked -_-. ~~~~~~~~ The Scene: Misty's Quarters (Misty and Abra are fucking on her bed. All of a sudden Misty stops him) Abra: What's wrong? Misty: Abra, I have a confession to make...*gulp*...I cheated on you!! Abra: With the admiral, I know. Misty: Huh?!?!?! What, who, how'd you know? Abra: I saw the video. Misty: What.....video? ~~~~~~~~ Lunar Knight (Flipping thrugh video collection): Hmmm.... Misy fucks Machamp, Misy fucks Ash, Misy fucks em all, Misy fucks a carrot, Misy fucks a Potato Chip, Misy fucks Mewtwo.... I think it was that last one... Luna: Hey in that video with the carrot, isnt the carrot married to a pair of boobs? Lunar Knight: ... ~~~~~~~ (Abra gets up and puts on a video of Mewtwo fucking Misty) Misty on Video: Oooohhhhh, ohhhh, ohoohohohohhhhhh..... (needless to say, Misty is ever-so-slightly ticked.) Misty: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!?!?!?! SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she runs off with a mallet and a flamethrower) Abra: Wait, I'm still horny! (runs after her with a hard-on and no pants. Wait, pokémon don't wear pants.) The Scene: The Bridge Charmander: We're getting sucked into the vortex!!! Pikachu: Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name... Mewtwo: This is really not the time, okay?!?!?!?! (suddenly, Misty runs in with the mallet and flamethrower) Misty: (to Mewtwo) YOU BASTARD!!! And to think I came eight times!!! Mewtwo: Again, this is not the time!!! (suddenly...) Announcer: It's the Poetry Man!!! Poetry Man: A day at the beach The hot sand The warm breeze I run to the water A wave hits me I feel a draft I hear laughter My winky is out. ~~~~~~~~ Jay: Hey, I wondered what happened to Jack Handy! Lunar Knight: No, thats not him. Jay: And how would you know? Lunar Knight: Look at my MST contract. *Holds it up in front of him* Jay: Hmmm.... ...Make fun of my series: PTNP... blah blah blah ...try not to warp too many innocent minds... blah blah blah ...dont ever show this to any short, fat, balding film critics.. blah blah blah ...Ah! here it is, ...and I entrust you with the knowledge that the Poetry Man is not an ex-SNL cast member, and is in fact the bastard love child of Woody Woodpecker and Slimer from Ghostbusters.. Seeing as Slimer is a ghost and Woody has termites in his genitals, I find that highly unlikely. Lunar Knight: Oh, wait, that was a fake contract I just wrote on a napkin, heres the real one. {I should have known, this is the one on the paper towel}. Jay: Hmmmm... Stop reading this and get to fucking work on an MST. Lunar Knight: Yea, Shadows not one for lengthy contracts. ~~~~~~~~ (the Poetry Man leaves. BTW, that was a style of poetry called free-style. It doesn't have to rhyme.) Mewtwo: Who the hell is that guy? Pikachu: I don't know, but he's getting annoying. Charmander: Hey, were's Bob? The Scene: Ten-Forward Meowth: Come on, Bob, let me borrow your nuke! I wanna give Meowzy a real good fuck! Bob: Sorry, I've lost too many nukes lately. I need to hang onto the one I have. (suddenly the Animaniacs run in and steal Bob's nuke) Bob: DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!! Why can't you damn horny monkey kids leave me alone?!?!?! (runs after them) ~~~~~~~~ -- Scene: Sometime in the future (yours, not PTNPs) Announcer: And tonnight on VH-2s behind the toon: The Animaniacs. Yakko: Yea, we got canceled because we kept ditching tapings to jump into the future to steal tits and nukes. -- ~~~~~~~~ The Scene: The Bridge Charmander: OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!! Pikachu: What, what, what?!!?!??!?!?! Charmander: We're getting sucked into the vortex!!! All: OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Charmander: I can't engage engines!!!!! All: OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Charmander: The ship will be torn apart!!!!!! All: OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Charmander: Will you stop that? I don't want to die hearing you people screaming!!!! (the ship is sucked into the vortex, and there's a big explosion, and everything goes black.) The Scene: Earth Orbit, the year 1999 Charmander: (groaning) Uhhhhhhhh............are we alive? Mewtwo: Who cares, are our sluts alive? Pikachu: (looks at his sluts) All present and accounted for! Jenny & Joy: We're here too! Alysa: I'm fine... Ash: In more ways than one!! (he jumps her, and they have wild sex) ~~~~~~~~ Luna: What, did he blindfold her or something? ~~~~~~~~ (the Animaniacs run in, being chased by Bob) Bob: Give me back my nuke!!!!!!! Ash: DAMMIT!!!!!!! That ruined my *special time*!!!!!! Why did he have to mention that damn nuke?!?!?! ~~~~~~~~ Lunar Knight: Maybe because its being stolen? Ahhh... I remember way back when I chased around people who stole my large explosives....... hey, wait a sec! What did I do with the ones I stole back from Bob? Luna: Didnt you leave them in NC? Duke: So thats why theres a big crater where North Carolina used to be... ~~~~~~~~ (Alysa flashes her tits, and Ash's *special time* begins again! Bob swipes his nuke and swings it like a baseball and smacks the Animaniacs right off the bridge. They get up without a scratch, smash him with mallets and run off.) Mewtwo: Okay, enough weird stuff. Where are we? Charmander: In Earth orbit, but the more accurate question would be, *when* are we? Mewtwo: What'dya mean? Charmander: I mean, based on currect star formations, we've gone back in time to the year 1999! All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Misty: Wait, that's great news!!! We're home!!! I can see my family again! Charmander: Apparently, the vortex was a wormhole that took us back to Earth, but the time thing I'm not sure about. Pikachu: Who cares, are we safe? Charmander: Yeah, I guess so. Pikachu: So let's go down to the planet! I want to sample some sluts! Charmander: Wait, this is the past, we have rules about this sort of- (Pikachu runs off whistling a tune, and is followed by everyone else.) The Scene: Los Angeles, Wilshire Boulevard Charmander: Goddamn it, why the hell does no one listen to me? (yep, yep, everyone's here, and Pikachu's already wearing shades. Misty and Abra are back on the ship, fucking all over the place. Jenny, Joy, and Alysa are half-nude (life's good, ain't it?) with their tits showing, so they're getting some stares from the guys.) Brock: Ohhh, man, I've got a headache. Something about being in L.A.. Bob: (hands him a bottle) Here, take four of these. You're a big kid. Brock: Okay. (takes four pills) Whooooa......I feel....funny........ Bob: What? (takes a look at bottle) Ooops.... Brock: What? What?!?! WHAT?!?!?! Bob: Uhh, I gave you some Viagra. Brock: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU.....Ooooo, horny...... (Brock goes off to fuck...something, and everyone gives Bob a funny look) Bob: What? When you fuck on a nuclear weapon, sometimes you gotta take something to keep it up. ~~~~~~~~ Jay: I think this just went to a new level of odd.... Lunar Knight: Oh, that nuke thing is old, hes been doing that for who knows how long {for all we know he could have gone back in time and had the Nuke invented just so he could get his balls off on it}. But you should have seen The Onion Wars, that may have suited your...er...preferences a bit more. Jay: I AM NOT GAY! -- [In Dukes mind] (Jay splits up into 5 of himself in Village People costumes) Jays: Y-M-C-A, we are so ga-ay. Jays stomach: Semen Jay, need more semen! -- Duke: Ugh....... Lunar Knight: Um..... How did you know that there was gay stuff in there? Jay: Oh, um... lucky guess.......... -- Location: Jays House A month earlier Jay (typing): And I would like to announce my official de-lurking to AGNPH.... *phone rings* Jay: Hello? Duke? A Hawiian special!? *Runs out the door* -- ~~~~~~~~ (Brock starts humping some woman's leg, then she smashes him with her purse and he goes off to hump a lamp post.) Bob: I think this could be a problem. Mewtwo: Forget about him, we have bigger fish to fry. Pikachu: Like what? Mewtwo: Like finding a hotel for the night. I don't want to go back to the ship. I mean, we have a prime opportunity to study a past culture. Charmander: Damn it, this whole thing is against fucking protocol!! Ash: Wait a sec, how the hell can you guys talk off the ship? I thought the translator only worked here. Charmander: Oh, we've got some miniature translators implanted in us that work off a feed from the translator on the ship. Ash: Oh. Cool. Mewtwo: Whatever, let's go find a hotel. The Scene: 1-Hour Fotoshop Dr. Applby: Excuse me, I was wondering if you could get some pictures developed for me. Surfer Dude: Absolutely, doctor dude! That'll be twenty-two bucks. Dr. Applby: Do you take...(whips out a credit card) Pokémon Express? The Scene: The Hilton (Mewtwo walks in, getting a lot of weird looks from everyone. I think it's the uniform. Or it could be the fact that he's fingering Joy in public. Hmm, whatever could it be?) Mewtwo: (walks up to the desk) I'd like a room. Desk Guy: I'm sorry, all our rooms are currently occupied. Mewtwo: No, they're not. Desk Guy: (monotone) No, they're not. Mewtwo: You have one suite left. Desk Guy: (monotone) We have one suite left. Mewtwo: You'll throw out whoever's in there. Desk Guy: (monotone) We'll throw out whoever's in there. Mewtwo: You like to dress up like a schoolgirl and get your ass spanked by Larry Miller. Desk Guy: (monotone) I like to dress up like a schoolgirl and get my ass spanked by Larry Miller. Mewtwo: Good. (walks away with a key) Up yours, Obi-wan Kenobi! (no offense) Pikachu: I gotta go find some pussy! I'm outta here! (runs out) The Scene: Somewhere in the street (Pikachu is walking along, when a bum comes up to him) Bum: Do you want to buy my cheese? Pikachu: Excuse me? Bum: (holds out cheese) Buy my cheese! It's magic! Pikachu: It's a stick of string cheese. Bum: Yes! It's magical!!! Pikachu: O...kay. Bum: Watch! (licks the cheese stick, then his groin explodes) Pikachu: O...kay. That'll really ruin his weekend. ~~~~~~~~ Luna: That cheese seems awfly familiar..... ~~~~~~~~ (suddenly...) Prostitute: Hey, little mouse, wanna have a good time? Pikachu: You read my mind!!! ~~~~~~~~ Lunar Knight: ...Ok, a whore in LA (Note thats not even in Pokemon World, Japan) propositioning a rat for sex; she must be REALLY easy, horny, sick or all 3.... (Note that I am not saying this is a bad thing....) ~~~~~~~~ The Scene: Room 1234 (the easiest room in the world) Ash: You only got us one room? Mewtwo: If I asked for two we'd have to pay extra, and we don't have all that much money. Charmander: Whatever, I still say we should go back to the ship. Mewtwo: Oh, lighten up, will ya? (looks around) Hey, where's my sluts? (runs off to find them) Ash: (looks around) Hey, where's Alysa? (runs off to find her) Charmander: Why does no one listen to me? The Scene: The TV section of Best Buy (Brock is talking to a pretty girl and The Matrix is playing on the twenty-odd screens behind them.) Girl: So, you're a breeder. Brock: Yep, been breeding pokémon my whole life. Girl: How'd you like to breed me? Brock: (with a hard-on and a smile) I would love to!!! (suddenly, the pics of Brock as a tit flash on all twenty screens, including the pics of him in the slinky lingerie with his legs spread. They go back and forth like a slideshow, and they're appearing on all the TV moniters in the store.) ~~~~~~~~ Duke: Every time I think it cant get wierder....... ~~~~~~~~ Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs off) Brock: No! Wait! PLEASE!!!!!! I NEED TO FUCK SOMETHING!!!!!!! Left Hand: Brock, don't you love me anymore? Brock: Shut up! (runs after the girl) (Dr. Applby walks up to the TVs and checks out the screens) Dr. Applby: Damn, those are some good pics. ~~~~~~~~ Lunar Knight: Well, at least the good doctor kept Brock from mating within his own spieces... ~~~~~~~~ The Scene: Wilshire (Bob is walking down the street with his Vulpix in one arm and the nuke in the other. Needless to say, he's getting some weird looks. He's about half-way down the street when a policeman walks up to him.) Cop: Uh, excuse me, sir, do you need any help? Bob: Nope, just gotta go to the sex store to pick up some Viagra. Cop: O...kay. Look, sir, do you realize what you're doing? Bob: Sure I realize, I'm not crazy, ya know. Cop: (muttering) Well, that remains to be seen. (normal voice) Look, why don't you come with me? Bob: Oh, do you know where the sex shop is? Cop: Suuuuurrreee, just walk this way... ~~~~~~~~ Luna: Whats wrong with a guy walking down the street with his slut in one hand, and a device of mass destruction in the other, going to get some pills to keep his winky up? ~~~~~~~~ The Scene: Somewhere in the street (the same place that Pikachu was) (Jenny, Joy, and Alysa are waiting for a bus on the street corner, but unfortunately, they look like hookers. Especially Alysa, but it isn't intentional, I can assure you. After a couple minutes a guy comes up to them.) Guy: So, ladies, wanna show me a good time? Jenny: Sorry, bitch-boy, we only fuck *hung* men. Guy: Little cunt! (Jenny gives him a good ass-whupping, then everyone except Bob, Brock, Dr. Applby, and Pikachu runs up to them.) Mewtwo: Thank God, I thought I lost you two!! Joy: Wanna have make-up sex? Mewtwo: Later, but right now- Ash: (to Alysa) Let's fuck!!! Alysa: Okay! (they fuck in the bus stand) Mewtwo: Geez, can't that guy go three minutes without fucking something? Even I have a little self-control. Jenny: No, you don't. (flashes her tits) Mewtwo: No, ma'am! (they start fucking) (suddenly, a cop drags Pikachu out of the alley, and is followed by the prostitute. Everyone runs over to them to see what's going on.) ~~~~~~~~ Jay: No! Its the LAPD, run! Run far! Run far far away! Or grab a video camera, thatll keep them at bay! ~~~~~~~~ Mewtwo: What the hell's going on? Pikachu: (frantically) I'm being arrested for sexual harrasment!!!!!! All: *deadpan* Charmander: I think we all expected this the day he made captain. I know I did. The Scene: Across the street MWF: Hmmm....(holds up video camera) Maybe I could help..... To Be Fucking Continued!!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- You don't even know how lucky you are right now. I was planning to end the season with this episode, but since I didn't want to make anybody's head explode, (and I didn't want to get into the rut of each season being exactly six episodes,) so I'll be posting the conclusion before I end the season and take a well-deserved break. Anyway, on the next and last episode of the second amazing season of: Pokémon: The Next Pikachu! Charmander tries to get the ship and crew back to the future! Brock tries out Dr. Applby's new fuck machine!! Bob gets committed to a mental institution!!! I finally explain what U.P.S. stands for! I explain why Pikachu got arrested for sexual harrasment and not for solicitation! (I think that's the charge for being caught with a hooker) All this and more on the next episode of: Pokémon: The Next Pikachu! ~~~~~~~~ Jay: Well, that was an entertaining waste of time.... Lunar Knight: Glad you enjoyed it... Duke: You know I think you gave me a good idea for a new show! Jay, youre fired. Jay: Wha? Luna: Back to bouncin them bingo balls fatass. Lunar Knight: So um.... you think that you could give us a ride back to the US? Duke: Erm...uh, sure.... Ill get you a boat first thing in the morning... ------ Location: That same Taco Bell Shadow: You know, we should have thought of the fact that we dont know where he is before we went out to ruin his life.... Alex: Yea, thatll teach us for listening to Icy..... Davey: *Fart* ------ Location: Docks The next night Lunar Knight: Man, its good to be off that boat! Luna: Hey, um..... Lunar Knight: Great to be back home too! Luna: er....... Lunar Knight: Now we just need to get to the east coast! Luna: Well, were in the east allright.... Lunar Knight (reading sign): Welcome to Japan...... FUCK! To be continued........ -- "Look at that, he's crawling on his hands and knees to have perverted sex with his dead wife. How sweet." "Go Assigor!"