Subject: [MST] Poketreck XI: Conspiracy Theory Path: lobby!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey05.news.aol.com!not-for-mail From: lunarknightx@aol.coma (Lunar Knight X) Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai Lines: 1019 NNTP-Posting-Host: ladder06.news.aol.com X-Admin: news@aol.com Date: 05 Sep 2000 17:32:39 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Message-ID: <20000905133239.12022.00000197@ng-fl1.aol.com> Well time for another MST, tell me what ya think ^_~ The LKX Chronicles --==+++v2.0+++==-- Location: Blodia Flying Over China Luna: So now that youve stolen a giant robot, what next? Lunar Knight: Get back to the lab before Icy does something stupid like blow it up. Luna: Ok. And I still gotta kick Alexs ass. Lunar Knight: But I told you that I put the message on the sword. Luna: I know... but random violence is just so much fun.... **Beep!** *Beep!** **Beep!** Lunar Knight: What the fuck now? **Tractor beam detected, cannot escape** Lunar Knight: SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! ------ Location: South Carolina, USA A Taco Bell Alex: So, what are you doing in South Carolina? Shadow: Checking up on you guys. I figured that I should since LK is erm.... away. Alex: Why did Icy come back to life every time he died last time? Shadow: Um... I dunno. Icy: Bad luck I guess. Alex: What are you gonna do with us now? Join the circus? Shadow: I dunno. Hmmmm...... ------ Location: SC State Fair Shadow: Come one. Come all! See Alex from Lunar: The silver star and a man put into a cage for your enjoyment! See their funny costumes! Alex [Cage 1]: Boy is this embarrassing... And this red nose itches.... Icy [Cage 2]: At least some guys wear that for a job.... I dont even think a crossdresser would wear what hes got me in.... ------ Location: Big Spaceship over Earth (LK & Luna still sitting in Blodia) Lunar Knight: Damnit! What the hell is this!? Luna: Im sure they had good reason to pull us over. It could be some space police or something.... you DID steal this robot.... [Door begins to slowly open and a deep voice begins to speak] Voice: Ha! Princess, you knew you couldnt run from me forever, now I have.... Dark Helmet: Damnit! You guys fucked up again! You cought someone who doesnt have anything to do with the movie! Colonel Sanders: Sorry sir, we will begin searching for the princess immediately. Helmet: Good, throw these guys into the prison. Sanders: The prison is full sir! Helmet: Damn.... then put them into the circus. Sanders: The circus is full as well sir. They just got a new act in actually, some guy named Sh.... Helmet: *Ahem* Then put them into the lunchroom! Sanders: Yes, sir! Lunar Knight: How embarrassing.... cought by Spaceballs.... Helmet: And throw that other weird guy we picked up in there too... Sanders: Yes sir! -----Location Spaceball 1 Lunchroom Lunar Knight: So, what now? Luna: Couldnt we just kill them all? Lunar Knight: But that would screw up their movie. Spaceball: Youll be staying here for awhile. Dont fuck with anything. Guy: Damnit! Ill have your heads for this! Spaceball: Yea, sure... Other Spaceball: Oh Shit! Im getting Lord Helmet! Guy: Hey, wazzu..... arent you..? Lunar Knight: Huh? You know me? Guy: Hey! Its gotta be you! Lunar Knight right? Lunar Knight: Um, yea. How do you know me? Guy: You made the top 1,000,000,000,000,000 in pain and torture monthly! Lunar Knight: Oh? How did I do. Guy: Um..... you were 1,000,000,000,000,000. Lunar Knight: DAMNIT! Well, who the hell are you? Guy: Im Reef Watertype. Lunar Knight: Whatever. Youll do. Now I just need one more... Helmet: Who killed the damn guard!? Lunar Knight: Hehehe....... ----- 34 seconds later Helmet: Untie me motherfucker! Lunar Knight: Ha! Nobody gets away from me! Luna: Oh, please! If I hadnt shown him my tits your balls would be extra-compact by now! Lunar Knight: Oh shut the fuck up... Reef: So, um, what now? Lunar Knight: Time for an MST! Hahahahahahahahhahackwheezecough........ damn..... ~~~~~~~~ Pokémon: The Next Pikachu! Last time, on [if you don't know by now, you're an idiot] ~~~~~~~~ Helmet: I dunno, what the hell is this. Luna / LK / Reef: Idiot. Luna: Um, but he does bring up a good point... Pokémon was invented after this movie, hell be even more clueless than usual. Lunar Knight: Damn... Fine; Reef, call Sanders in here. Reef: Ok, whatever.... - Sanders: Ye... what the hell? Lunar Knight: Dont even try to untie him. Sanders: Why not? Luna: If you dont theres a blow job in it for you. Sanders: ˇYes Maam! Lunar Knight: Now just explain things to him, seeing as you actually have the intelligence of a kidney bean. Sanders: Whatever... ~~~~~~~~ a bunch of the crew went down to the planet, found a shack in the middle of nowhere with hundreds of sluts! Unfortunately, they were all male. Sucks, huh? ~~~~~~~~ LK / Reef / Helmet / Sanders: YES! Luna: NO! NO! A MILLION TIMES NO! ~~~~~~~~ Not as much as when Ash and Brock made out and almost fucked each other. ~~~~~~~~ LK / Reef: *Gag* Helmet: Huh? Whats up? Sanders: Those are two guys sir! Helmet: Damnit! Thats fucking gay! Literally! I aint watchin this! Lunar Knight: The hell you aint! Or you could be forced to look at these! Helmet: Ill watch the damn lemon..... Luna: By the way.... why do you have those? Lunar Knight: Er... um... heh..... Back to the fucking lemon! ~~~~~~~~ By the way, yes, Pikachu is ever-so-slightly homophobic, as if you didn't already guess it. Okay, now here comes your regularly-scheduled dose of: Pokémon: The Next Pikachu! Ummm...let's see, guest-stars...well, I can't think of any, but we have two new cast members! Admiral Mewtwo will be staying on the Rapidash for a few days, and I've decided that Ash's new half-human half-Vulpix slut should be able to speak, so she'll have lines, so she's a cast member now! Wait, this just in: The magic dancing 8-ball will be last-minute guest-starring, so three cheers for the magic dancing.... Hey, wait a damn minute here... Actually, there's a bunch of guest-stars here. See if you can spot them all! ~~~~~~~~ Reef: Gotta spot em all; Gotta sp.... Lunar Knight: Another word and Ill rip your lungs out through your ass.... Reef: ...Spot em all! Lunar Knight: What the fuck! Damn you! Reef: Ha! I knew you wouldnt stick your hand up my ass! Lunar Knight: Damnit, hes too smart for this kind of work, Im too used to Icy... hows this? Reef: I dont care. Theres nothing wrong with gay pics. Im neither gay nor homophobic. Lunar Knight: Grrrraaahhhhh!!!!! DAMNIT!!!! Luna: And you never told me why you had those.... Lunar Knight: Im about to start killing people.... Spaceball: Hey, whats going on in... Helmet! Lunar Knight: DIE! Spaceball: Gwahhhh!!!! ~~~~~~~~ Episode XI: Conspiracy Theory (no offense to Mel Gibson) ~~~~~~~~ Helmet: Didnt he make this movie? Sanders: No, thats Mel Brooks. Helmet: Oh, then he plays President Scroob right? Sanders: No, thats also Brooks.... Helmet: Yog..... Sanders: BROOKS! Damn... you are a dumbass! ~~~~~~~~ Pokédate: 30708.11 Location: PokéStation 84 The Scene: Misty's Quarters Misty is pacing back and forth in her bedroom naked (why, I can't say) Her two-way video phone beeps, indicating she has an incoming call. She presses a button, and Pikachu's face flashes on the screen. Misty: AAAAHHH!!! Don't do that before breakfast! Pikachu: Breakfast?! It's 11:00 AM! Misty: I overslept. What'dya want, anyway? Pikachu: I need you to come to the bridge. There's something you need to see. Misty: What? Pikachu: What did I just say?! Come to the bridge, bitch! Misty: NOBODY CALLS ME A BITCH!!! (runs off to the bridge with a mallet) ~~~~~~~~ Helmet: Man, what a Bi~ Lunar Knight: Dont! Dont say it? Helmet: Huh? Why? Lunar Knight: I dunno how, but shell be here.... Helemet: Please, I know that bitch isnt on the Spaceball 1! Misty: NOBODY CALLS ME A BI~ *SMASH* ~~~~~~~~ The Scene: The Bridge (Pikachu is watching his sluts lick each other and gazing at an 8-ball that's sitting next to them. Misty walks in holding her mallet, but unfortunately, she neglected to get dressed.) Misty: NO ONE CALLS ME A - Pikachu: Shut up and look! Misty: What?! Pikachu: The 8-ball! It can sing and dance! Misty: (silence) ..............................WHAT?!?!?!?! ~~~~~~~~ Helmet: HA! Now I know my way around that... Sanders: Sir, dont! Helmet: B-I-T-C-H BITCHBITCHBITCHBITCHBITCH! Misty: NOBODY CALLS ME Helmet: Look! Um.... the dancer... er... sings and dances? Misty: NO SHIT! THATS WHAT SHES PAID FOR! *BOOM* *CRASH* Sanders: I sometimes wonder why hes our leader...... ~~~~~~~~ Pikachu: Watch! Misty: Fuck you. (Misty looks away, then the 8-ball sprouts legs and starts dancing and singing) 8-Ball: Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! Pikachu: Look look look!!! (turns around, but the 8-ball sits down and doesn't move) Misty: What? Pikachu: Damn it, it just did it! Misty: Did what? (turns away again) (The 8-ball sprouts legs again, runs across the bridge and jumps into Misty's cunt) 8-Ball: (muffled singing) Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! Misty: What the hell?!?!?! (the 8-ball jumps out of Misty's pussy and starts dancing and singing) 8-Ball: Send me a kiss by wire! Baby, my heart's on fire! Misty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away) 8-Ball: Hello my baby- Pikachu: (to 8-Ball) You are so annoying. (silence) Wait a minute, was she naked?!?! Damn it, I fucking missed it!!!!! ~~~~~~~~ Helmet: Whats to miss, that bitch is just a kid.... damnit.... *CRASH* *SMACK* *KAPOW* ~~~~~~~~ The Scene: The Infirmary (Misty runs in, still naked) Misty: Doc, you gotta help me, I think I'm going crazy! (suddenly, she sees the doctor fucking Abra) Misty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away again) (the doctor turns around and we see that the Abra he's fucking has tits and a pussy.) Dr. Applby: What the hell was that? Fem. Abra: Shut up and fuck me! The Scene: Ash's Quarters (Ash and Alysa are sitting on the couch, naked. Suddenly, Misty comes in, panting and still naked.) Ash: So, how do you like it here? Alysa: It's nice. Ash: Want to fuck? Alysa: I would love to! Ash: Great! (squeezes her tits) Honk, honk! Alysa: Please don't do that. Ash: Sorry... ~~~~~~~~ Reef: What a looser! Watch! Luna: ...If you EVER, EVER do that again, I will make Lorena Bobbit look like the Dalhi Ilama! Reef: Um... yes mam... ... ... ... sorry. ... ... ... Reef: Oh, um... heh heh.... ~~~~~~~~ (Misty runs out again, then Ash and Alysa have wild, passionate sex.) The Scene: Engineering (Charmander is working with Flareon on something. Misty runs in, then trips over a pokémon.) Misty: AAAAHH!!! (thump!) Damn it! What the hell?!?! (looks at the pokémon) Whoa!!! Charmander: What? What is it? Misty: Oh my god, it's a beach ball with an ass!!! ~~~~~~~~ Luna: Omanyte! Reef: Polywag! Helmet: Davey!? LK / Reef / Luna: Huh? Helmet: In the ships circus, theres a beachball with an ass, hes called Davey. Lunar Knight: Ooooookay...... ~~~~~~~~ Charmander: What?!?! That's a Voltorb!!! Misty: Huh? (looks closer) Oh. Umm... Flareon: I think you owe him an apology. Misty: Right. (to the Voltorb) I'm sorry you look like an ass. ~~~~~~~~ Helmet: Why am I not surprised to hear that bitch say th... th... ..... .... *BANG* *BASH* *KAPOW* *BZZZZZT* *ALOHA!* Reef: Now shes hitting him with Hawaiians? ~~~~~~~~ Flareon: That wasn't what I meant. Wait, where's your clothes? Misty: Huh? (looks down) Umm....yikes. This is like a bad dream... (Misty runs out, and Charmander and Flareon go back to work.) The Scene: The ship's counselor's office (Brock is laying on a couch and the counselor is sitting in a chair next to him) Counselor: So, you think you might be a homosexual. Brock: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!! I just need some advice. Counselor: My first piece of advice would be to use a lubricant. Brock: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! I told you, I'm not gay!!! ~~~~~~~~ Lunar Knight: (For Sara:) He is not GAY!!!! Lunar Knight: (For the truth:) Come out of the damn closet! Lunar Knight: (For the love of....:) Has the Brock is Gay thing been overdone? .... Nope ~~~~~~~~ Counselor: Do you think these feelings stem from your mother? Brock: My mother's dead! Counselor: So now you're thinking of becoming a necrophiliac? ~~~~~~~~ Lunar Knight: I did NOT know about THAT! Reef: None of us did. Luna: Maybe the homosexuality was just a cover for the necrophilia. LK / Reef: Hmmm...... ~~~~~~~~ Brock: DAMMIT, NO!!!!! Stop twisting my words!!! Counselor: Interesting, you say you feel like jacking off right now... ~~~~~~~~ Helmet: Man shes good, get her to be the new ship therapist. Luna: IEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Reef: Huh? What? Luna: He was talking about The Rapists. Lunar Knight: Oh man... HE SAID THERAPISTS!!!!! Luna: IEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Lunar Knight: Never-fucking-mind..... ~~~~~~~~ Brock: What the hell are you talking about?!?! Counselor: Ah, you're into devil worship, now we're getting somewhere. Brock: You're nuts!!! Counselor: Now you want to try squirrel fucking? Brock: That's it, I'm outta here! ~~~~~~~~ Lunar Knight: Man, Brock is a bigger perv than we all thought. Here we tought he was just gay.... SaraJ: HE IS NOT GAY!!!!! *BASH* *CRANK* *KABLAM* *BURP* *SHAZAM!* *PLOP* *SHAMPOO!* ~~~~~~~~ (Brock gets up to leave, but the counselor jumps him and rips his clothes off. And before your minds go straight into yaoi mode, the counselor is a woman. And a Grimer. Poor Brock. Oh, well.) ~~~~~~~~ Helmet: Damnit! Im lost! Whats going on? Sanders: I believe he is making love to sewage sir! Helmet: Blech! Couldnt you have lied? Sanders: Sorry sir! ~~~~~~~~ Brock: AAAAACKKK!!! Counselor: Shut up and tell me about your dreams!! The Scene: The Bridge, about ten minutes later (Misty walks onto the bridge [fully clothed] and looks around. Pikachu is still staring at the 8-ball and not even notices the video of Jenny and Joy fucking.) Misty: (sees the video) Whoa... (a wet spot appears on her shorts) Pikachu: (to the 8-ball) Damn it, dance!!! ~~~~~~~~ Reef: He just wants it to grow legs so he can fuck it... ~~~~~~~~ (suddenly, Don Quixote rides in on his horse carrying a big-ass lance) Don Quixote: Let the winds of fury set sail on the flatulence of John Paul Magoo!!! (he charges at the 8-ball, then it sprouts legs again and runs away) Pikachu: I thought we left the Chaos Zone... Misty: What in the hell is going on here?!?!?! Pikachu: Ask Bob, I think he invited some of his friends to come visit him while we're docked here. Misty: Fine, I'll just go do that! The Scene: Level 12, Section 4a, the airlock (Misty storms into the airlock and runs up to Bob) Bob: Well, hey there, Mis- (gets smacked by a mallet) Misty: What the hell is going on here?!?!?! Bob: Uhh, what're you talking about? Misty: There's been some really freaky shit going on here, okay?!?! We're not in the Chaos Zone again, are we? Bob: Uh, no, we're not. Actually, it's probably the Dittos. Misty: Excuse me? Bob: I met a big group of Dittos on the station, and I invited them to come aboard. I guess they're been causing some trouble, huh? Misty: 'Some trouble'?! (suddenly, Homer Simpson runs into the airlock) Homer: I am the very model of a modern Major General I've information vegetable, animal and mineral I can name the kings of England and...umm.... D'oh!!!!!!!! (runs out) Bob: Apparently, they like showtunes. (suddenly, a wild tiger runs into the airlock and zeros in on Misty, hard and ready!) Tiger: Gotta have that ass!!! Misty: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! The Scene: Engineering (Abra and Ash are glaring at each other over a computer console) Abra: Okay, why did you call me here? Ash: YOU'RE FUCKING MY WOMAN!!! Abra: Damn it, you've got a beautiful slut that'll fuck you whenever you want, so why do you want Misty back? Ash: Because even though we were fucking, she was my friend, and now that she's got you, she doesn't even look at me without smacking me with that mallet! Abra: So what'dya want to do about it? Ash: I challenge you to a contest of strength, stamina, and endurance! ~~~~~~~~~ Helmet: Damn... Reef: Not.... Sanders: That..... ~~~~~~~~~ Abra: What do you propose? Ash: We jerk off for an hour and see who cums the most! ~~~~~~~~ Helmet / Reef / Sanders: *Barf* Luna: Yay! ~~~~~~~~ Abra: Okay. The Scene: Holodeck 3 (the place looks like 'Central Perk' from 'Friends.' Everybody is sitting around drinking coffee.) Phoebe: So when I caught him sleeping with my sister, I figured I might as well break up with him. He wasn't being very nurturing. Rachel: Too bad Ross wasn't very nurturing before he cheated on me. Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!! (his head explodes) Chandler: That'll ruin his weekend. (suddenly, someone walks into the coffee shop. And he's NAKED!) Joey: Hey look, it's Ugly Naked Guy! Ugly Naked Guy: I have a name, you know. Chander: Yes, but Ugly Naked Guy sounds so much better than Phil. Ugly Naked Guy: Anyway, I just wanted to know why you guys keep watching me from that window. Monica: You knew we were watching you? Ugly Naked Guy: Didn't you guys notice I always had an erection? (suddenly, Misty runs by being chased by the wild tiger) Misty: Somebody stop this fucking pussy, please!!!! Tiger: Must...fuck...ass.... Joey: That was weird... Phoebe: Not as weird as Ross marrying his sister. (remember?) The Scene: Engineering (Misty runs by, then trips and falls on her hands and knees. The tiger jumps her and ass-fucks her.) Misty: Damn it!!! Will somebody PLEASE help me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Ash: (jerking off) Misty, do you mind? We're in the middle of something here! Abra: (finishes) That's fourteen! Misty: AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!! Ash: Damn it, Misty, you distracted me!!! (Misty finally gets away from the tiger and starts running again) The Scene: The Bridge (one of the Dittos morphs into Darth Vader and walks up to Pikachu) ~~~~~~~~ Helmet: Hey, that guy stole my outfit! ~~~~~~~~ Darth: Pikachu, I am your father! Pikachu: Wow! How the hell did you ever fit in my mother? Darth: Uhhh......huh? Pikachu: Wait a minute, you're Luke's father, right? Darth: Uhhh.....yeah. Pikachu: Cool! I'm a Jedi! Darth: Ummm....oh, this is stupid, forget it. (morphs back) Pikachu: Whoa! Teach me how to do that! Ditto: I'm not a Jedi, you fucking simpleton! Pikachu: I knew that, I just needed time to build up electricity! (Pikachu shocks the Ditto's balls off and knocks him unconcious) Pikachu: Fuckin' ass. (suddenly, Misty runs across the bridge, still being chased by the tiger, makes three consecutive laps, then runs off the bridge.) Pikachu: Is it so much to ask to have a normal day on this ship?!?!?! The Scene: Somewhere in the ship, ten minutes later (Misty is still being chased by the tiger, then she trips again and he jumps her and sticks his cock in her ass again) Misty: Damn it, that's it! (pulls out a mallet and smashes him) (suddenly, the tiger deflates like a balloon, and what's left is...) Taco Bell Dog: Yo queiro ass!!! Misty: What the hell?!?! You again?!?! (yanks him up by his head and puts a knife to his neck) Why in the hell did you bother with the tiger thing?!?! Taco Bell Dog: Boss man said to fuck you, I had to put on the tiger suit...please don't kill me, I haven't had a Gordito yet... Misty: Shut up! (stabs him in the gut) Who's your boss?!?!?! Taco Bell Dog: (weakly and in pain) Boss...is the big boss.... Misty: Huh? What the hell does that mean? Taco Bell Dog: Uhhh, uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....(dies, then another clone runs in) Yo queiro ass!!! Misty: Fuck you! (takes out a 3-wood and drives him home! [pun very much intended]) (suddenly...) Announcer: It's the Poetry Man! Poetry Man: I'm a little bastard, short and stout. This is my penis, it'll make you shout. (runs away) Misty: What I'd like to know is how the hell that guy got onboard... The Scene: Engineering (Ash is lying on the ground with a limp dick and drool coming out of the corner of his mouth. Abra is asleep, and he doesn't look like he's going to wake up anytime soon. Misty walks in carrying the 3-wood and the knife.) Misty: (muttering) Damn dog, damn tiger, damn Pikachu, damn 8-ball, damn showtunes, damn Clinton, damn Dittos, damn Ross, damn girl from the copy place... (sees Ash and Abra, and drops the knife) I don't even want to know... ~~~~~~~~ Reef: We wish that we didnt..... Sanders: They are in puddles of cum sir! Helmet: Damnit! I didnt want to know that! I didnt ask you for any descriptions! Sanders: I know....heh... ~~~~~~~~ The Scene: Admiral Mewtwo's quarters (Misty walks into his bedroom to find Jenny and Joy making out in front of a camera and Mewtwo watching with a hard-on and a smile) Mewtwo: Hey there, sweet thang, how's it going? Misty: Did you have anything to do with that damn dog trying to ass-fuck me? Mewtwo: Actually, I paid him to get you horny, but I can see he took it a little too far. Misty: What?!?! Why did you want him to get me horny?! Mewtwo: Isn't that obvious? So that you'd fuck me! Misty: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! (Misty looks at Jenny and Joy, then looks at Mewtwo's hard-on, then back at Jenny and Joy.) Misty: Oh, what the hell, it's not like Abra will ever know. (Misty jumps Mewtwo and they fuck the live-long day!) The Scene: The Bridge (Pikachu is fucking his sluts and watching the viewscreen, which is showing Mewtwo fucking Misty) Pikachu: Damn, I really love this ship!!! (suddenly, the magic dancing 8-ball runs in) 8-Ball: Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!!! Pikachu: DAMMIT!!! Guess what? It's The End! ~~~~~~~~ Helmet: Finally, now untie me! Lunar Knight: Fuck no! ~~~~~~~~ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I guess I finally wrote another lemon with Mewtwo fucking Misty. It's somewhat shorter than I would've preferred, though. Oh well, maybe now that Mewtwo's Concubine is back, she'll oblige me and write a lemon about them. By the way, I realize Aeris and Yuffie weren't in this episode, I just didn't want to bother trying to fit them in. Maybe Maybe I'll find the time next time. Oh yeah, I wanted to give credit to Rosie, (only name I know) for giving me a bunch of story ideas for this episode, including that contest thing. I'd list them all out except there's too many. Thanks much! ^_^ Okay, enough of that, now let's see what's on the next episode of: Pokémon: The Next Pikachu! The Rapidash goes back to the past!!! ~~~~~~~~ All: (Halfassed) Yay. ~~~~~~~~ Ash and Alysa fuck some more! ~~~~~~~~ All: (Halfassed) Yay. ~~~~~~~~ Those pictures of Brock as a tit get developed!!! ~~~~~~~~ All: (Halfassed) Boo. ~~~~~~~~ The crew tries to understand the ways of the past!! ~~~~~~~~ All: (Halfassed) Yay. ~~~~~~~~ Pikachu tries out the sluts of yesteryear!! ~~~~~~~~ All: (Halfassed) Yay. ~~~~~~~~ Mewtwo gets a lot of weird looks! (it's probably the uniform) ~~~~~~~~ Luna: Or the foot long hard on. ~~~~~~~~ This stuff and lots of other shit on the next episode of: Pokémon: The Next Pikachu! To Be Continued..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lunar Knight: Well, there goes another MST done. I guess that Luna and I will just be lea.... {PA} Lonestar: Hey, Helmet! Hope ya have fun with this! **Self destruct system active, 2 minutes untill detonation** Lunar Knight: FUCK! Luna: Um... I think we should leave now! Helmet: UNTIE ME!!!! Lunar Knight: FUCK NO!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Sanders: What about my blow job? Luna: Fine.... Its a do-it-yourself! Sanders: ...fuck Lunar Knight: Can we get out now? Reef: Um... Can I bum a ride? Lunar Knight: Damnit! Now I gotta play taxi for this guy!? Luna: COME ON! My horoscope said that getting blown up is bad for my health! ----- Location: Spaceball 1 Circus Shadow: Cmon! Lets get out of here! Alex, Icy, Davey! Alex: Run! Run! Run! Icy: Im coming.... huh, whats that? Mmmmmm porno..... Davey: *Fart* ----- Location: Blodia Flying toward Earth. Lunar Knight: Damn... almost didnt make it.... Luna: Huh? We still got 1:45 left! Lunar Knight: Um... whatever... Reef: Thanks for giving me a ride... Lunar Knight: Oh yeah... I think were low enough now... Luna: That was needlessly mean..... Lunar Knight: Ah, hes a fish, and were over water, hell be ok. Luna: Um.... were over a desert. Lunar Knight: Oh! Um.... sand, water, waves are waves right? Luna: Dumb fuck..... *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* Lunar Knight: Damnit! If I hear one more alarm today...... *BEEP* *BEEP* Lunar Knight: WHAT THE FUCK IS IT NOW!!!?!?!?!?!??? Luna: Um.... er.... out of gas.... Lunar Knight: Oh fuck..... ----- Location: Spaceball Escape pod (4 seater) Alex: So um.... where now? Shadow: Wherever there is a need for you to be mocked, well be there; when a carnival is in town, well be there; when I can make money off your sorry asses, well be there! Davey: *Fart* Alex: Um... I cant help think we forgot something..... ----- Location: Spaceball 1 10 seconds left Helmet: So this is how it ends... Sanders: I love you sir... Icy: Please, cant I at least die in peace without the homosexual confessions? To Be Continued! ..... Boom! -- "Look at that, he's crawling on his hands and knees to have perverted sex with his dead wife. How sweet."