The MSTers of this fanfic are 3 characters I created-Vicki, Nancy, and Richie. Vicki, Nancy, and Richie (age 12) enter. Vicki: Let's see..."My own (improved) version of Ash's Wish". Nancy: Almost anything would be an improvement after Marcus Yu's version...yuck. Richie: Even...James? Nancy: *Almost* anything, I said. Richie: I know, just joking. Vicki: Now let's just read this and see what the author's "improvement" was... >Ash walked through the forest. He was horny and looking for some action. And he >was pissed at Brock and Misty for having sex behind his back. "I wish I could get >laid," he said to himself. Vicki: Don't we all. >Little did Ash know that his wish would be granted that day. Nancy: Shouldn't it be "that night"? Richie: I dunno. You don't necessarily have to look up at the stars for a wish to come true. >Just then, Ash heard a familiar voice. "Help! I'm caught on this damn tree branch!" >Ash looked over his shoulder and saw a Richie: UFO! Vicki: Pikablu! Nancy: Houou! >flash of bright pink. "Jessie?" He came over and saw that, sure enough, Jessie's >shirt was caught on a tree branch. He walked over to her and started unhooking Vicki: Her bra. Richie: OK...I didn't need to hear that. >the branch. Jessie was confused. "You're...helping me? I thought we hated each >other," she said. Nancy: I know, I'm just using this as an excuse to fondle you. Vicki and Richie: *giggle behind their hands* >"Well, I'm going to help you get unstuck," Ash told her. He put his hands under her >shirt Vicki: Must...resist urge to...comment. Richie: You better! >and managed free her from the branch."Thank you." Jessie sighed with relief. >"You're welcome," Ash said. He didn't remove his hands from under her shirt, >though. >He ran them over her back...then moved to her chest. Vicki: Hey, Ash, that must be better than trying to grope Misty, no? Richie: *smacks her* You have a filthy mind, you know that? Vicki: Thank you. Richie and Nancy: *facefault* >He was starting to get an erection now. Richie: As am I... Vicki: And you won't let me make any of those comments? *whacks him on the back of the head* Richie: Why you little...! *whacks her* Nancy: Quit that, I'm trying to concentrate on this! Richie and Vicki: Sorry. >Jessie was very aware that Ash was feeling her up...yet wasn't offended. His hands >felt so good. She was also becoming very horny."Ash..." she said, slightly >embarassed. "Jessie..." Ash was just as embarassed as she was, even more so. >They kissed Nancy: Oh, James-I mean Ash! James, James, James! What does he have that I don't? Vicki: Oy...Brady references. >-then pulled apart and looked at each other. He removed his Vicki: p- Richie: Don't even say it! *waves a fist* Vicki: Meeh-er, meep! >hands. Jessie ran her fingers across Ash's Nancy: Genitals. Vicki: Thank you, Nancy. Richie: *facefaults* >chest. For a 10-year-old, he had a very nice phsyique. Ash was starting to get very >horny now, and before she could say anything, he removed her shirt and just stared >in awe at her breasts, which were like 2 grapefruits, only shaped better. Nancy: Uh...descriptive. *shudders slightly* That's it, no more grapefruit for me! >Jessie removed Ash's shirt and masaged his back and chest. She then removed >her skirt and knee-high boots, then lay down on her back. Ash got on top of her >and unhooked her bra. He began licking her Richie: Say anything and I'll whack you with a Magikarp! Vicki: Meeh! >breasts and fondling her nipples. Jessie slid her hand down his pants and caressed >his member. He was also surprisingly well hung. Nancy: Even more that Brock and James, who are teenagers? *winks* Richie: Nancy! I thought I could trust you to be sane! *laughs* Vicki: Well, you just learned a very important lesson-don't trust the quiet redheads to be the sane ones. All: *laugh* >Ash was feeling complete ecxtasy now, and moved his hand down. A wet patch >was forming on her black panties in her crotch area. Richie: *looks very excited* Nancy and Vicki: *likewise* >Jessie moaned as Ash licked her breasts and rubbed at her pussy. Ash pulled off >his pants and undergarments. Jessie stared at his erect penis. "Now Ash-now! Go >for it!" she said. She took her panties off and ash just stared at her lovely garden for >a minute. Her juices were beginning to flow. All: Grapefruit juice! Nancy: Eww... >He positioned himself on top of Jessie and slowly entered his penis into her. Jessie >couldn't help moaning. She wrapped her long slender arms around him and kissed >him. Ash moaned as he pulled his penis in and out of her and kissed her. Nancy: I can't seem to think of remarks. Vicki: Me either. Richie: That's a shock! Nancy: Let's just let our eyes glaze over and "watch" this. >The 2 of them were very near climax. They held onto each other and waited. Almost >simultaneously, they exploded, moaning loudly. When it was over, they just lay >there, covered in each other's orgasmic fliuds. Vicki: Graphic...Marcus Yu hasn't gone there yet. Nancy: Trust me, that was tame compared to the original verison of this story. >Jessie sighed and Ash let his breath out. They smiled at each other, eyes sparkling. Richie: Aw, come on! Anime eyes are always sparkly! They must use glitter. Nancy: Yeah, that must be it. Vicki: I'll bet the author meant "sparkling more than usual". Richie and Nancy: Could be. >"I love you, Jessie." >"I love you, Ash." Nancy: Aww...how touching. Vicki: Yeah. Kinda gives you a good feeling, doesn't it? Richie: In more places than one... Nancy and Vicki: *nod in agreement* >Meanwhile... >Meowth and Pikachu had been watching their owners the whole time and were >shocked. >"Oh my God! They've killed out TV-Y rating-and our show!" Meowth yelled. >"PikaCHU! (You batsards!)" Pikachu added. Nancy: That story WAS an improvement. Marcus Yu didn't have any South Park references. Vicki: Oh, no! South Park impressions! Seriously, who would've thought of that? It's genius, I tell ya! Richie: Got that right! And what makes it more hilarious is that what Pikachu and Meowth said is true! All: *laugh hysterically* Vicki: *gasps for breath* So what did you think? Was that really an improvement over the original? With or without the SP refs? Richie: Yes. This version wasn't as sick! Nancy: As weird as the thought of Ash and Jessie is, it was still better than Ash and Pikachu. Richie: Well, it's a lemon. Lemons usually have odd match-ups. Vicki: I thought it was a lot better. All: Agreed. They leave.