The Time: Whenever The Place: Reef's Secret Underwater Lair (currently in Earth's orbit) The Plot: Read and find out! Cast: (whoo boy) AGNPH regs: Reef Watertype Kaleidoar Lunar Knight X Tenchi Muyo: Ryoko Ryo-Ohki DBZ Folks: Vegeta Toonami: TOM Duckman: Duckman Cornfed Original Characters: Ixies Efluie Bleep(s) Disclaimer: Since I'm not making any money off this, it'll be too hard for you to sue me, and I'm protected under the parody clause! (I think) ~~~~~~~~ BEGIN MST ~~~~~~~~ (We begin in the Observation Booth. Ryoko is sleeping, with the classic snot bubble coming out of her nose. Ryo-Ohki is scratching her own ear, almost bored [SEE? She DID get mentioned!!] and Efluie and Ixies are making out, quietly) Ixies: But Efluie, what if we wake up Ryoko? Efluie: Screw her too! Ixies: (deadpan) Boy, you've really changed... (Efluie pounces on Ixies, accidentally turning on the intercom) (The Waiting Room. The AGNPHers are looking at a map of the SUL, Vegeta is curled up in a corner, throwing ki blasts at whoever comes close. TOM is leaning up against the wall, and Duckman is thumb-wrestling with Cornfed) Cornfed: I don't have thumbs (Okay, so sue me. They're arm-wrestling) Duckman: I've got you now! Cornfed: (not even straining) You sure? Duckman: (eyes popping out) YEA--- (The intercom pop on, everyone can hear extreme moaning and panting. Cornfed slips, Duckman wins, TOM looks at the intercom with feigned interest, and Vegeta seems to shrink into an even smaller ball) Reef: What if we go this way? Kalei: Didn't you put a bunch of traps there? Reef: Nothing we can't handle, we'll just throw LKX at them to set 'em off. LKX: WHAT!?! Reef: Don't worry, you've got that Bleep on your shoulder, can't be killed, remember? LKX: But can I still be hurt? Reef: Good question, I'll get back to you on that. TOM: Uh... Reef? Kalei? LKX? Don't any of you notice what's coming over the intercom? Duckman: Don't you mean "cumming"? (The AGNPHers stare blankly) Reef/Kalei/LKX: Huh? Bleep: ____! Cornfed: The poor souls, they must have been around lemons and hentai so long they don't even notice this sort of thing anymore. Complete and total desensitization. Duckman: Think that'll eventually happen to us too? (The four riffer exchange horrified glances.) Intercom: (Ixies) Oh shit! This thing's on! (Efluie) I don't give a fuck! I'm horny now! (Ryoko) Huh? What? What's going o--- AHHHHHHH! (Ryo-Ohki) MREOW!!! All: (sweatdrop) (Everyone waits while the Subjectors gather themselves.) Intercom: (Efluie) Okay riffers, get your asses down to the engine room, that's where we're gonna do this today. (The riffers sigh and shuffle toward the intercom, TOM is carrying Vegeta) Reef: Okay guys, now's our chance! To the escape pods! LKX: Hang on, hang on, first of all, this place used to be underwater, it wasn't always in orbit... Why do we have escape pods? Reef: ... Kalei: Hey, he's got a point! What about Efluie, too! Didn't she come here to get revenge on you? Why's she making you stay back here while she subjects other people she hardly even knows to LKX's stuff? Reef: ... LKX: And what abou--- Reef: CAN WE JUST IGNORE THE PLOT HOLES PLEASE!?! LKX/Kalei: (sweatdrop, smile, victory sign) Kay! Reef: (pointing dramatically) To the escape pods! All: CHARGE! ~~~~~ Pokéball: Evil -A new face, and a new place- ~~~~~ (The riffers shuffle into the engine room, there's a big-screen TV in front of the reactor) Cornfed: Is it exactly safe in here? TOM: Probably not. ~~~~~ ----- A helicopter over the Pacific Ocean 5:00 AM (Boy): So, where are we headed? (Man): I don't know, the damn navigational system is shot. I can only hope we’re going toward land... ~~~~~ TOM: (news announcer) Last week, the shattered wreckage of a helicopter was found in the middle of the Pacific... ~~~~~ (Boy): I don’t care.... as long as there are no more monsters... I can’t believe that my home is gone though..... ~~~~~ Duckman: (Boy) My toys... my Nintendo... my dog... my clothes... my underwear... ~~~~~ (Girl): Mom and Dad.... ~~~~~ Duckman: (Boy) Oh yeah, them too! ~~~~~ (Man): I’m sorry that all this had to happen. Damn Umbrella! ----- Flying Rocket Base (Meeting Room)     10:00 AM Chris: WESKER!? Misty: He told me that Umbrella might be able to bring my sisters back. Jill: You can’t trust that guy, he’s a psycho. ~~~~~ Vegeta: Oh, and I'm not!?! TOM: Vegeta! You've gotten all better! Vegeta: Of course I have! I'm the Prince Of All Saiya-jins, no mere fruit can scare me! Cornfed: For long... (A plastic lemon drops from the ceiling on a string and Vegeta screams like a little girl) ~~~~~ Leon: From what I hear about this guy, he probably is responsible for the outbreak spreading around here. ~~~~~ All: DUH! ~~~~~ Giovanni: Hmmm... he could become a problem.... If any of you see him, be sure to report it. James: Boss, we’re getting close to the Electric Power Plant. The Pewter Pokémon Center has landed right next to it. Giovanni: Slow us down. Everyone get some weapons ready, we have no idea what’s gonna jump out at us... ~~~~~ TOM: (Giovanni) We could run into Oprah or Barney the Dinosaur... All: (shudder) ~~~~~ When everyone is ready we will use the balloon to fly down and check out the center. Then we will move to the power plant if neccicary. Jessie and James will stay here and watch the base. Jessie: But boss! James: We wanna help too! Giovanni: Look, we need someone to watch the base, no arguments! ~~~~~ Duckman: (James) We've been watching this base for hours... it do anything yet? Cornfed: (Jessie!?!) Nope... ~~~~~ ----- Hot Air Balloon  10:15 Jill: Hmmm.... it’s too nice of a day for this stuff... Ash: Yea, normally I’d probably be out playing with Pik.......... Misty: Don’t think about it Ash.... ~~~~~ Vegeta: Oh, just get over that annoying little pokemon! TOM: Erm... still upset over the "Polkamon Incident," Vegeta? Vegeta: Hell yes!!! ~~~~~ Butch: What the hell is that!? Misty: Oh shit! It’s Beedrills! ~~~~~ Vegeta: HAHAHAH! Yes, you all deserve to die! Die! DIE! (Everyone inches away from Vegeta, even the plastic lemon on a string looks scared!) ~~~~~ Giovanni: Shit, they’re infected! FIRE! Everyone started to shoot at the oncoming swarm, but there were too many for them and the balloon was popped. Ash awoke alone in front of the power plant. Ash: Where is everyone.....? But was he alone? ~~~~~ TOM: And will the Narrator ever stop asking stupid questions? ~~~~~ Ash: I’d better look for th- Ow! My head. That was a hard fall. Hey, Pikachu let’s go.... Pikachu!? Wha..? You’re here!? ...oh no. You’ve become one of them. You’re a monster... ~~~~~ Vegeta: YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (He starts to power up) All: O_o; ~~~~~ Pikachu was menacingly walking toward Ash, ready to zap him to hell, back, and then to hell again.... Ash: What? Pikachu, please, don’t.... can’t you remember me? Our good times? Our battles? All the fun we had? You were my best friend.... As Ash spoke, the look of anger in Pikachu went away and he seemed to take on a more appologetic look. ~~~~~ Vegeta: NO! They've RUINED IT! (he goes Super Saiya-jin) Cornfed: Let's get out of here! TOM: RUN! Duckman: Hey, how'd his hair turn yello--- (Cornfed grabs him and drags him toward the elevator) ~~~~~ Ash: Pikachu... I’ll get you cured.... Pikachu jumped into Ash’s arms and let out a long, pleasant zap on him; which started to sting, then it started to hurt, and then it all went black..... ~~~~~ (Vegeta blows up the videoscreen and then goes back to normal) Vegeta: I've always wanted to do that... Intercom: (Efluie) Hey! What the fuck have you done! Now we'll have to set up another area to continue! Vegeta: (Shrugs) Intercom: (Efluie) Ugh, nevermind. Ixies, go set up another area! (Meanwhile, in the air ducts of the SUL...) Reef: (In the lead, crawling) This way! Kalei: (Behind Reef, also crawling) Love, aren't we dangerously close to the viral storage compartment? LKX: (Crawling behind Kalei and trying to look up her dress but failing) Erm... and the Staging Area too? Reef: Nah, nothing to worry about... unless... Kalei/LKX: Unless WHAT? Reef: Unless I accidentally step on the switch I just did... (sweatdrop) Kalei/LKX: (Horrified expressions) (A machine starts up in the Staging Area, it begins spraying all the Bleeps with the T-Virus) Kalei: (Belts Reef) You idiot! Reef: Sorry... LKX: They're still trapped in there, right? Reef: Well... in theory... but since the Bleeps simply can't be killed, one of three things can happen. They'll just be turned into zombies like normal since they aren't REALLY being killed, the T-Virus simply won't affect them, or the universe will implode because of a resulting paradox. LKX: I'm sorry I asked... (Kalei begins pounding on Reef's back) ~~~~~~~~~ REALITY 1 (The Bleeps turn into Zombies and then kill everyone aboard because they can't be stopped [And for some reason the cure won't work]) ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ REALITY 2 (The Bleeps implode the universe) ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ REALITY 3 (Nothing happens and life goes on) ~~~~~~~~~ Reef: Erm... hmmmmmm... 1, 2, or 3... 2! I wanna see that! (Finger slips and hits 3) Reef: Oh pooh... (shrugs, life goes on) (Back in reality) Reef: Hmm, good, nothing's happening! Kalei: You got lucky this time, Reef... Jesus you can be so stupid! LKX: Looks like all the T-Virus is gone, the machines just kept spraying it since the Bleeps wouldn't get infected... in a few hours it'll all degrade. Reef: Good, that'll keep it away from Ixies and Efluie at least. Kalei: So, are we gonna keep heading for the escape pods? LKX: I certainly hope so! Reef: (Shrugs and continues leading the way) (Back in the waiting room) TOM: Vegeta, you're lucky you didn't blow up the SUL, the reactor was right behind the viewscreen... Vegeta: Well, I didn't, okay? Just get off my back! Intercom: (Ixies) Okay guys, this is short notice so just bare with it! (A black and white 14 inch TV lowers from the ceiling) Duckman: (pokes Vegeta) Say, when you power up like that, does ALL your hair turn yellow? ~~~~~ ----- Helicopter 11:00 ~~~~~ Vegeta: (ignores Duckman) These people again? I thought they crashed into the ocean! TOM: I think that was our riff, not the actual lime. Duckman: There's a difference? ~~~~~ (Girl): Look over there! Land! (Boy): Let’s go! (Man): Great, we can finally get off this damn thing.... The man flies toward the shore and lands. They all get out to look around and stretch. (Man): Man, I’m glad we can take a break, hopefully there’s a town nearby... ~~~~~ Cornfed: (points) A bunch of people with pets that say their names inside a few flying buildings are over that way! ~~~~~ (Boy): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Help me! ~~~~~ Duckman: Hmm... kid must not like talking animals. ~~~~~ (Man): What the hell!? Not here too!? ~~~~~ TOM: Heh, did they just come from visiting the Digi-Destined? ~~~~~ A zombie has stumbled into the boy and knocked him over, but the man pulled out his handgun and shot the monster in the head. ----- Power Plant     11:15 Ash: Now where am I? Pikachu? (Man): So, you’re finally awake.... ~~~~~ Vegeta: Uh... so this "man" goes from shooting zombies to abducting young boys? Duckman: Kinky... ~~~~~ Ash: Who are you!? (Man): Bah, I have no name! Umbrealla ~~~~~ All: TYPO!!! ~~~~~ took everything from me, including my identity! But now I’ll show them! I have made my own version of their shittly little T-virus. And you, my friend, will be my one of my first human test subjects.  For now I’ll just keep you out of my way until I am ready to record the effects... The man pushes a needle into Ash and all goes black once again...... "This’ll keep you asleep for now. But if you must know, call me Dr. Tonsei." ~~~~~ Duckman: Saaaaay, I don't think this is the same "man"! Cornfed: (Slaps his own face) ~~~~~ When Ash awoke he was in a cell with everyone else that was in the balloon. Ash: Where are we? Leon: Dr. Tonsei’s lab... Cassidy: We’re stuck here. Unless..... Ash: What’s wrong? You know a way out don’t you? ~~~~~ TOM: Oh... not really, but there is that hole in the wall leading outside... ~~~~~ Giovanni: Tonsei said that if someone found the key we could leave. Ash: Bu we’re stuck in here! How can we do that? Giovanni: He let us call Jessie and James, but he tied the key to Pikachu..... ~~~~~ TOM: (If he had eyes, he'd blink) ~~~~~ Ash: So our escape is dependant on Jessie and James catching Pikachu? (Everyone): We’re doomed! ~~~~~ Vegeta: Huh? I don't understand! TOM: Get out more often. ~~~~~ Dr.Tonsei: Oh don’t give up so easily. Ash: Damnit you psycho, what the hell are going to do to us!? ~~~~~ Cornfed: He's going to experiment on you until your brains rot and you become drooling, idiotic zomibies. ~~~~~ Dr.Tonsei: Ahhhh.... You are a little idiot aren’t you? Ash: Huh? ~~~~~ Vegeta: Too late. ~~~~~ Dr. Tonsei: First you try to reason with your infected friend; at which I had a large laugh, that only works in the movies and on sappy TV shows; and now you expect me to devulge my ingenious creation. All that I will tell you is that I have made a new version of the T-Virus that not only allows the victim’s brain to stay intact, but it can be manipulated. This is similar to what Umbrella does to make their Mr.X series, but I can apply this to anything, not just those big, slow, brutes. Chris: So, you have control over all of the monsters that have been running around!? ~~~~~ TOM: Nope, that would make too much sense. ~~~~~ Dr. Tonsei: Sadly, no. Someone thrashed some of Umbrella’s bases and let the virus out. I merely began letting my creations out during the chaos, because nobody could tell the difference between mine and the wild ones. But soon, when I’ve perfected my work, I’ll get back at Umbrella. Misty: Well, if you’re after Umbrella, just let us go, we’re trying to get rid of them too! ~~~~~ Cornfed: Of course, this would come from the girl who thinks Wesker can bring her sisters back from the dead. ~~~~~ Dr.Tonsei: Oh, yes I know that. But I doubt you’d do much without any BOWs. ~~~~~ All: Huh? TOM: Bio-organic weapon. Cornfed: How do you know all this...? TOM: I don't have anything to do but read mail, watch anime, and play videogames. After a while you pick some stuff up. ~~~~~ I mean, all I’ll have to do is slip some of my virus onto someone who works at Umbrella and the rest will fall. Claire: But what about the people at Umbrella who don’t know about what’s really happening, lots more innocent people will be killed, just for your callow revenge! Dr.Tonsi: Bah! I don’t need to listen to you. I’m going to watch how your friends are doing. Giovanni: Finally, that jackass is gone. I can use my communicatior... FUCK! Mine is out of power. ~~~~~ Vegeta: (snorts) Idiot ~~~~~ Leon: The number one rule in these situations is ‘always keep your your ammo up, guns ready, and escape possible’. I recharge my communicator every day, I’ll use mine. Giovanni: Fine then, go ahead Mr. Perfect. Leon (Into Communicator): Hello? Can anyone hear me? This is an emergency S.O.S. I and several others are being held in an abandoned powerplant where BOWs are being created. Help is requested, but only if well armed. (Communicatior): Hello? I’m in a possible position to send help, but I must know where your located. Please just give me a description of your area, my navigaion is shot and I can’t bring up lattatude and longitude. ~~~~~ Duckman: How do they know they can trust this guy? TOM: (shrugs) STARR agent secret frequency? Cornfed: Or just plain stupidity. ~~~~~ Leon: Well, I don’t know those anyway, but we’re in a building that is next to mountains and water..... ~~~~~ All: (facefault) ~~~~~ ----- Helicopter  12:00 ~~~~~ Duckman: Lunchtime! ~~~~~ (Man): Well, it looks like I’m going to get into some more of this craziness. When I land, I want you two to stay in here until I get back, alright? ~~~~~ Vegeta: If I was those children I'd leap from the helicopter destroying zombies left and right with my Final Flash! TOM: Why? Vegeta: Because then I could watch the zombies kill two little kids, chromedome! ~~~~~ ----- Area Around Power Plant     12:00 Jessie: So, where could that little bugger be? James: I don’t know, but I hope this hole in the ground works. I mean we covered it with leaves, so you can’t see it..... Jessie / James: They’re doomed! James: Hey! We could try to break into the base and rescue them. Jessie: Oh, may as well try... ----- Helicopter   12:15 (Man): Well, here we are... Hey, Lott, hand me that Magnum. Lott: Alright. (Girl): Be careful! (Man): I will, ....hand me that Rocket launcher. Who knows what’s ahead.... Lott: Ok. ~~~~~ Duckman: (Man) You got an antitank missile I could have? Cornfed: (Lott) Sure. TOM: Just where did these people come from? Saddam Hussein's weapons locker? ~~~~~ ----- Tonsei’s Secret Base (Jails) 12:15 James: Wow, this was incredibly easy! Jessie: That old fool probably has all of his little goons out looking for us while he thinks we’re looking for Pikachu. James: Well, we may very well actu.....mfffmfff Jessie had quickly covered his mouth. Jessie: Don’t you dare say anything about us winning, because everytime one of us thinks we’ve won, something horrible happens. ~~~~~ Vegeta: I'll give you horrible... ~~~~~ Joy: Hey, you two, come over here! James: Hey, we found them. Jessie: That’s not them you idiot, those are the people who were in the Pokémon Center! Joy: Can you get us out of here? James: I don’t see any keys around.... Joy: Fine, then light this up. Jessie: Why? Joy: Just do it! ~~~~~ Duckman: (Nike salesman) JUST DO IT! ~~~~~ Jessie sets fire to the small object Joy handed her. Jessie: Now what? Joy: Just wait. ~~~~~ All: (waits) ~~~~~ James: We don’t have time to wait, we need to find the boss! Koga: *Sniff* *Sniff* ....MARIJUANA!!!!! Koga charges, smashes down the door and nearly tramples Jessie to get to his treasure. ~~~~~ Cornfed: Miraculously, the pothead will display incredible feats of strength when marijuana is in danger. ~~~~~ Joy: Let’s go! James: Right. Koga: Ahhhhhhhh...... ----- Tonsei’s Sec~~~~ Joy: WAIIIIIITTTTT!!!!! *Whoosh* Koga: Damn! Joy: Ok, go ahead ~~~~~ Vegeta: Uh... what just happened? TOM: Nurse Joy seemed to take over the lime for a moment... Duckman: She can take over my lime any time! All: Oy... ~~~~~ -----Tonsei’s Secret Base (Jails B2)     12:45 Ash: So about how long do you think it’ll be before he gives up on Jessie and James? ~~~~~ TOM: (Giovanni) About 15 seconds. ~~~~~ Giovanni: Who knows, and we don’t know how long the other help will take. We’d better try to get out of here on our own. Leon: How, this jail is carved from a solid rock, and I doubt you can pry open the door. ~~~~~ Duckman: (Giovanni) But aha! I am mild mannered Evil Team Rocket Leader Giovanni by day, but BATMAN by night! Let me just see if I can get this exploding pellet out of my jockstrap... ~~~~~ Giovanni: Ha, I’ve escaped worse places than this. The prison hasn’t been built that can hold the mighty Giovanni of Team Rocket! Jill: Can the drama, someone’s here. ~~~~~ Cornfed: (Someone) No, go on! We're the talent agency! ~~~~~ Ash: Wow! Jessie and James actually made it. Giovanni: I doubt they have the key. The cowards probably just came to say ‘bye’ before they take off in my base. ~~~~~ All: (Jessie and James) BYE! ~~~~~ James: Well, I’ll have you know we can get you out of there. Chris: Well, do it! Jessie: Here, hold this.... Giovanni: What!? I have no time for this! James: Just light it up... if you want to get out that is.... Giovanni: Fine! Bah, your schemes never work.... ~~~~~ TOM: No, they work, it's just Ash always stops by and screws stuff up. Vegeta: Huh? TOM: (Whispering to Vegeta) I'm a closet Team Rocket fan... ~~~~~ Giovanni lights up and..... ~~~~~ All: (wince) ~~~~~ *BAM* *CRASH* *SLAM* Giovanni: Get off me asshole! Koga: Ahhhh... my only friend..... *Whoosh* Koga (Crying): Why..... can’t..... I..... ever...... Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Ash: He’s gotten alot of problems since I last met him..... ~~~~~ Vegeta: What's wrong with smoking a little bit of reefer? Reef: DON'T EVER SAY THAT WORD IN MY PRESENCE!! Cornfed: Huh? Duckman: Hey look! Up in the air duct! It's the AGNPHers! TOM: Just what are you people doing up there? LKX: Trying to get our way to the escape pods... Kalei: Reef keeps leading us in circles with this damned map of his... All: ESCAPE PODS!?! Reef: Erm... gotta go! (Grabs Kalei and LKX and slides down the air duct out of sight) Vegeta: (Blinks) If I see that fish again remind me to hurt him... ~~~~~ Chris: Let’s go! Dr. Tonsei: I don’t think you’ll be going anywhere... Claire: You can’t hold us all back. Dr. Tonsei: True, but I doubt you’d get too far either... Giovanni: Let’s get our weapons and go... ----- Power Plant (Front Door)  1:00 Dr. Tonsei: Oh, before you go..... Tonsei presses a button and a side pannel on the building falls off and a large monster slowly walks out of it. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Monster Info: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Name: Mrs. X Type: Mr.X / Jynx Hybird Height: 8 Feet 3 Inches Weight: ??? (Tis’ another of those woman things..... I think....) Do you really wanna know any more than you already do? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ~~~~~ Vegeta: What. The hell. Is that? TOM: You don't want to know. ~~~~~ Ash / Brock: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Chris: What the fuck is that? Jill: That has to be the ass-ugliest monster yet... Dr. Tonsei: She is a vision of loveliness! ~~~~~ All: (facefault) ~~~~~ Leon: Everyone run for the Pokémon Center or the base, I’ll try to keep it busy. ~~~~~ Duckman: Leon's insane... Cornfed: No, he's just the hero. TOM: Even worse... ~~~~~ Dr. Tonsi: Fine, one test subject is better than none... get him! Leon (Pulling up Magnum): You *Blam* won’t *Blam* get *Blam* me *Blam*! Dr. Tonsei: Please, don’t insult me, those won’t even scratch her wonderful skin... ~~~~~ Vegeta: Is that man actually drooling!?! Duckman: I would kill to see the expression on his mother's face the day she finds out about his crazy fetishes. ~~~~~ Suddenly...... *Swish* *BLAM!* *BOOM* Mrs. X now lies in a bloody, fiery mess. (Man): So, looks like there’s more problems than I thought here. Leon: Thanks... Ark? Ark: Leon? Well, I guess it’s a good thing I took that S.O.S. then, eh? ~~~~~ TOM: Yeesh... takes nearly the entire lime to find out this guy's name... ~~~~~ Leon: Let’s get the hell out of here. Ark: Wait, I’ll follow you in my helicopter. I’ve got two kids with me, long story. Leon: Belive me, a long story is the least of my worries. Leon and Ark head toward their transportation. Dr. Tonsei: No! I won’t let them all escape! ~~~~~ All: (halfassed) Oh no, we're all sooo scared... ~~~~~ Mrs. X gets up, bloody all over, and her left arm is on fire. Dr. Tonsei: Damnit! Look what they did to you! ~~~~~ (Everyone shields their eyes and TOM's visor stops glowing) TOM: I don't think we needed to see that... ~~~~~ ----- Rocket Base 1: 23 Giovanni: Well, where to now? Leon: I dunno. Ark is going to dock up in here soon, maybe he will have an idea. **Rumble** Claire: Wha? Giovanni: Doesn’t that old fart ever quit!? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Monster Info: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Name: Pernodocé Type: Es un pájaro eléctrico grande. Height: Es muy grande! Weight: No es pesado Ésta es una versión transformada grande de Zapdos, hecha por Dr.Tonsei. Debido a virus especial de Dr.Tonseís y el condicionamiento, es controlada solamente por él. Tiene mucho menos energía eléctrica que un Zapdos regular, pero es mucho más grande. Hay un gato grande en mis pantalones. Si usted puede leer esto usted no necesita los cristales (a menos que usted los está desgastando para leer esto). Porqué es usted todavía que lee este crap español! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ~~~~~ All: THE HELL!?! Vegeta: Hang on... hang on, if I rearrange myself into my Spanish DBZ Dub form I might be able to translate... All: ... well? Vegeta: Ésta es una versión transformada grande de Zapdos, hecha por Dr.Tonsei... (Vegeta pauses, and blinks) TOM: Heh, lookit that, when he's in Spanish mode he can't translate because all he can speak is Spanish! All: ... D'oh!!! ~~~~~ Giovanni: What the fuck is that!? Ash: No way..... Pernodocé quickly flys toward the Rocket base and starts scratching at it. The passengers can hear a definite *click* before Ark fires a rocket at it from his helicopter and it falls to the ground. ~~~~~ Vegeta: Ésta es loco en la cabésa... Duckman: Erm... can Vegeta change back? TOM: I think he's stuck Spanish. Vegeta: ... ¡¡Maldición!! ~~~~~ ----- Rocket Base (Docking Bay) 1:50 Leon: Good to see you again Ark. Ark: Likewise. This is Lott and his sister, Lily. ~~~~~ Duckman: (Leon) Awww, they're so cute! Lemmie throw 'em out the airlock! ~~~~~ Leon: Nice to meet you both. Ark, do you have any idea where we could go to until we get more info on Umbrella? Ark: I flew over a town near here that seemed to not be affected yet. We could go around asking questions there. ~~~~~ Cornfed: Of course, the unaffected towns will get infected as soon as they go there... common B-movie bad luck/logic. ~~~~~ Leon: I’ll go tell Giovanni, then we can go talk about what’s going on. Ark: Fine. I’ve got alot to tell... ~~~~~ TOM: (Ark) Lily got her first period in the helicopter and it was pure hell... ~~~~~ -----In front of the Plant Dr. Tonsei: Good job my spanish friend. Pernodocé: Squak! ~~~~~ Vegeta: (banging his fist into his leg) ¡¡Maldición!! ¡¡Maldición maldición maldición!! Duckman: He's taking this rather hard... ~~~~~ Dr. Tonsei: Now that you put that tracker on them, they’ll lead me right to Umbrella. Ha! *Takes out some glasses and looks at a small contraption* Hmm........ now how do I work this thing? Oh, and Mrs. X.... GWAHHHH!!!!! What the hell is that ugly ass thing!? ~~~~~ (Everyone averts their eyes again, too horrified to even riff that, which, needless to say, is just plain bad) ~~~~~ ----- Bright Town (Streets)    2 Days later Misty: I sure am glad that we can take a small break for awhile. At least this town is normal. Ash: Yea. It’s been hell. Brock: After hearing the stuff you’ve been thrugh, I’m glad Ash shot me. Ash: Don’t remind me... How’s your arm? Brock: It’s getting better. I’m glad you’re alright though. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a rush having all this happen. Misty: Well, let’s forget about that today. I’m hungry, let’s get some food... Ash: Nah, I’m not hungry. Brock: Me neither. Misty: Well, I’m gonna go get a bite. Ash: We’ll go back to the base, see ya. Misty: Bye! Misty walked away from Ash and Brock. When she came to the cafe she ate at the day before, she took one look in the window and saw him, Wesker! Wesker noticed her and motioned for her to come to him. ~~~~~ (The TV screen goes back up into the ceiling) TOM: Oy... that one was just brutal... Duckman: Mrs. X will haunt me in my dreams... (shudders) Vegeta: Maldición... (breaks down and cries) Cornfed: Uh... say, anyone know if Reef and the others got to the escape pods or not? (meanwhile) Reef: AHAH! Here we are! The escape pods! (Everyone piles into one of them, with Reef sitting in the only chair. LKX and Kalei are standing up beside him) Kalei: This is rather cramped... LKX: Heh heh... I don't mind! (nosebleed) (Kalei slaps LKX) Reef: All right, enough of that! Let's go back to Earth! (Reef pulls the only lever in the room... everyone waits, and then hears a flushing sound) All: (deadpan) Kalei: REEF! (slaps him) You idiot, this isn't an escape pod! This is a BATHROOM! Reef: (Rubs his head) I must have had the map upside down... Bleep: ____! Fin! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IN THE NEXT MST: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Will a mysterious stranger show up and wreak havoc!?! Will Kalei finally have the last straw with Reef!?! Will Vegeta ever stop speaking spanish!?! Will these MSTs ever become as popular as Shadow's!?! FIND OUT THE ANSWERS NEXT TIME IN REEF'S SIXTH MST OF LUNAR KNIGHT X'S POKEBALL: EVIL SERIES, SPECFICALLY EPISODE SIX, THE HIGH SKIES!!!!