Subject: An MST of "Pure Sex" Path: lobby!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey04.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Lines: 450 X-Admin: news@aol.com From: reefwatertype@aol.com (The Mighty Reef Watertype) Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai Date: 10 Sep 2000 06:11:42 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Message-ID: <20000910021142.15045.00000519@ng-bk1.aol.com> The Time: One week after the first party The Place: Reef's secret underwater lair The Plot: Everyone's getting together for a party! (again) Cast: Duckman and Cornfed! (Duckman) Ryoko! (Tenchi) Efluie and Ixies! (My Bitch, and THE Bitch, respectively) Reef! (Me!) Disclaimer: Since I'm not making any money off this, it'll be too hard for you to sue me, and I'm protected under the parody clause! Whoo! ~~~~~~~~ BEGIN MST ~~~~~~~~ (Duckman and Cornfed walk into the same room as last time) Duckman: WE ARE HEEEEERE!!! Cornfed: Sadly. Duckman: Reef! My man! Put'er there! High five! Reef: (backing away from Duckman) Uh... Cornfed... what's with him? Cornfed: He knows were going to be MSTing another lemon. Reef: Fuck. Duckman: Hey there ladies! Saaaay... where's that Sara chick? Ryoko: She couldn't make it... something about her hair... speaking of which... why the hell are ANY of us here? Reef: Awww, come on Ryoko! Last week was fun! Ixies: So we're going to consciously inflict the pain of another lemon upon ourselves, why Reef, I never knew you were such a masochist! Duckman: (stares blankly) Cornfed: That means someone who wants to hurt themselves. Efluie: Aw, come on people! The sooner we start the lemon, the sooner we can all go home! All: Yay... ~~~~~ This is my first lemon so please bare with me here. ~~~~~ All: (involuntary groan) ~~~~~ My e-mail addy will be posted at the end if you have any quetions or comments. ~~~~~ Ryoko: Honestly, this is the first thing Mr. Author says to us? No disclaimer or anything? Ixies: That is such a fucking bad sign... ~~~~~ Pure Sex ~~~~~ Efluie: Reef, honey, that reminds me... we haven't had sex in over FOUR hours! don't you find me attractive anymore!?! Reef: (getting strange looks from everyone) Uh, Efluie, I don't think this is really the time... Duckman: (whispering to Reef) Say... can I have your girlfriend? ~~~~~ Ash and Misty had traveled for a while and decided to camp out in a small forest. ~~~~~ Ixies: All right Reef, this is starting to sound just like the other one! I'm warning you... if it keeps going along like this, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll be shitting out your mouth! Reef: Ack! Ixies, don't worry! This one is nice and short! Ixies: (slumps into the couch) It better be... ~~~~~ Pikachu laid sleep in a tree ~~~~~ Ixies: Ha! Pikachu has a girlfriend named "Sleep"? Who knew? ~~~~~ Ash was in his sleeping bag, his back to Misty-he was thinking of days to come. ~~~~~ Ryoko: (Ash) Hmm... should I cum Monday or Tuesday? ~~~~~ Misty looked at Ash, "boy is he cute", she said out-loud thinking Ash was asleep. Ash turned around with a surprised look on his face, he liked Misty, but he never knew she felt the same way about him. ~~~~~ Cornfed: Well, that's original, at least... Duckman: Man-oh-man am I glad they found a way to avoid the always awkward "I love you" moment... ~~~~~ "You were awake?", Misty asked blushing. Ash just got up, walked over to Misty and laid down facing her. ~~~~~ Efluie: Whoah, this one really does cut straight to the chase... say, where's Brock? Reef: Great... if Brock doesn't show up, I'll have no one to voice... Efluie: Eh? What? Reef: Oh, you know... Ryoko does Ash, Ixies does Misty, I do Brock... Duckman: (eagerly) Who do I do? Reef: Nobody, if you want to stay in my lair! Duckman: (humbled) I'll be good... ~~~~~ "WWWhat... Are...", Misty was cut off with a passionate kiss. ~~~~~ Duckman: Oww... that must've hurt! Cornfed: Everyone knows how sharp those kisses can be. ~~~~~ The kiss lasted for what seemed like days, as there tongue's toyed and teased each other. ~~~~~ Ryoko: Days...? The kiss was that bad, eh? Ixies: (Misty) Oh God, when will it end? WHEN WILL IT END!?! ~~~~~ "Oh!", Misty opened her eyes. She felt Ash's hardening dick press against her flat stomach, as he rolled onm top of her. ~~~~~ Ixies: (muffled whimper) Efluie: It's okay, Ixies, we understand. Ixies: GANGWAY!!! (runs into the bathroom) ~~~~~ Ash sat up, knees pressed on the ground beside Misty, and slid off his shirt. "I love strong guys", Misty commented as she caressed Ash's well cut chest. ~~~~~ Reef: That's well cut? (Reef stands up and does a few rips) THIS is well cut! Ryoko: Reef, stop that right now or I'll have to join Ixies in the bathroom. Reef: (sitting back down) Sorry. ~~~~~ Misty then slid down her suspender straps and took off her bright yellow t-shirt. Her niipples stood on top of her small hill shaped breast. ~~~~~ Ryoko: Eh... so she has two nipples on only one breast? Duckman: (GASP!) Eeeeeeeeeeeh.... (thud) Cornfed: Duckman! Efluie: (pounding on his chest) Shit! We're losing him! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PADDLES!?! Ryoko: Oh, quit whining and let him go... it's no big loss. ~~~~~ "Firm...", Ash said as he attacked her breast, caressing them. ~~~~~ Ryoko: Ash! caress attack! Reef: Mistly! Moan attack! Efluie: DUCKMAAAAN, STAY AWAY FROM THE LIIIIIGHT!!! ~~~~~ He kissed her all over her neck, slowly moving down. He then began to suck Misty's now, very hard nipples, and she moaned, feeling an orgasm slowly building up. ~~~~~ Reef: Whoah, without any clitoral stimulation? Ash must be talented! ~~~~~ Ash moved down slowly after a while, kissing her every time he stopped. When he finally got there, Ash slid down her blue jean shorts. Misty's small, curled pubic hairs moved with the wind, ~~~~~ Cornfed: (gets up and starts looking around) Where's my copy of "Gone With the Wind?" ~~~~~ and a small trickling stream of her sweat juice slid down her outer walls. ~~~~~ All: (singing) Poland Springs, what it means to be from Maine! Duckman: (sits up) Y'know, isn't that a misnomer? Maine is nowhere NEAR Poland! All: (gasps and looks of shock) Duckman: What? You're shocked that I'm still alive? Cornfed: No, we're shocked that you used a three syllable word, and showed some form of geographical knowledge. Duckman: Sil... ah... bull...? Gee... o...? Ixies: (comes back) Stop before you give yourself a hernia! ~~~~~ Ash waisted notime, and he quickly began eating Misty's wet pussy. She smiled and moaned, as pure pleasure was spread through-out her body. "Yesss... Ash, oh yeah... eat me... yeahhHHH!!!", ~~~~~ Cornfed: The sad truth of cannibalism in young teens, film at eleven... ~~~~~ Misty shouted as cum shot from her pussy, into Ash's mouth, and all over his face. ~~~~~ Reef: "Shot"...? I can understand "flowed" or "burst" but... "shot"? Cornfed: Misty's pussy is registered as a lethal weapon in 13 states. ~~~~~ "Taste great", he said with a smile, and quickly ressumed sucking, cleaning every drop of Misty's sweat nectar. ~~~~~ Ixies: SWEAT nectar!?! My god, that's so disgusting! EEEEEW!!!!! (she runs around in circles) Cornfed: Uh... Ixies, I think it's a typo... I'm sure the author meant "sweet"... Reef: (whispering) Cornfed! Shut up! This is so funny to watch! Ixies: AUUUUGH! ~~~~~ After Misty's second orgasm, Ash stopped and laid on his back. "Suck me", he said with a smerk. Misty began sucking Ash's fully hard nine inch cock. ~~~~~ All: (wide eyed) B FUCKING S!! ~~~~~ She gagged as Ash's dick touched the back of her mouth, but she just kept going, sucking, and licking non-stop, Ash's dick just probing her mouth. "Yes!... Blow me... Suck me", Ash moaned as he neared an orgasm."Oh yeah... suck me, yes, yes, yesssss...", he busted in Misty's mouth, and she stood there, still sucking his dick, enjoying the taste ~~~~~ Ryoko: Busted...? All: (singing) LEMONBUSTERS! Na na na na naa naa naa! ~~~~~ After a while Misty stopped, she got on her hands and knees and shook her plump, pear shaped ass. "Ohhh- Ashhhh", she said- teasing. He got behind her and slowly rubbed her cheaks. He then began to tickle her, teasing her ass with his tongue, making Misty laugh and moan in delight. ~~~~~ Ixies: Jesus Reef! This one really IS going in the same direction as the other one! Reef: Nah-uhh! In the other one, Ash got his BJ first, and in this one, he's gotten it second. Efluie: Not to mention Ash fingered Misty in the other one, too. Ryoko: Efluie, you actually paid that much attention? Efluie: (shrugs) ~~~~~ Misty was extremely horny now and she wanted Ash. ~~~~~ Duckman: As opposed to someone else... say, Pikachu? Cornfed: Aha! Here's my book! (he starts to read) ~~~~~ " Enough fun and games... I want you in me. Fuck me Ash, fuck me lick you've never fucked before..." ~~~~~ Ryoko: Heh heh... like that'll be hard for Ash. Ixies: Yeah! He HASN'T fucked before! ~~~~~ Ash quickly went into action sliding his extremely hard member between Misty's ass-cheaks. ~~~~~ Ixies: (Misty) Idiot! Not in there! Ryoko: (Ash) Huh? What? Ixies: (Misty) No, no! The other hole! The other hole! Ryoko: Ash'd probably stick his dick in her ear... heh heh! ~~~~~ The pain was imbareble, and Misty shrieked as Ash quickly pushed his huge cock into her ass. Excruciating pain spread through-out Misty's body, as Ash pumped faster and faster, picking up a rhythm. ~~~~~ Ixies: Whoah! I'm beginning to enjoy this! Reef: YOU would... Ixies: WHAT WAS THAT! Reef: Eh... nothing, nothing... ~~~~~ Misty had never known it could be this pain full, and she let out another loud scream, wishing for the pain to stop. ~~~~~ Ixies: HAHAHAH! You're finally getting what's coming to you, bitch! ~~~~~ After a while Misty calmed down. Her screams turned into moans and she had ajusted to Ash's size. ~~~~~ Ixies: Oh, BS! B-SSSSSSS! Ryoko: Boo! Boo! ~~~~~ "Yes, Yes...", she said, finally enjoying the great sex. ~~~~~ Efluie: In her... ASS!?! That does it, this Author has GOT to be a man! ~~~~~ Ash began to thrust him harder into Misty, as he was about to climax. "YESS, YESSS, YESSSSSSSS!!!!!", he thrusted in one more time and burst. His cum shooting into Misty's (now sore) ass, ~~~~~ Cornfed: I'll bet... (turns another page) ~~~~~ some spilling out to the side. ~~~~~ Duckman: I have the urge to say something here... Ixies: Just keep your big yap shut! ~~~~~ It was all over, Misty flopped down on to her sleeping bag. Ash laid beside her, breathing heavily. "That was great", Misty said with a smile. "You think that was good, wait till later", Ash said with a little chuckle. ~~~~~ Ryoko: (Ash) I'll show you my bottlecap collection! ~~~~~ "Hey!, look at Pikachu", Misty said pointing to the tree where he slept. They had not noticed but Pikachu had woke up from all the sounds he heard and was in shock from what he had seen. ~~~~~ Reef: Somehow, I can relate to Pikachu right now... ~~~~~ "He'll be alright Ash said as he gave Misty a little kiss in the cheak. ~~~~~ Efluie: Quit obsessing over her ass! (she turns to Reef) Reef, promise me you'll never give it to me in MY ass! Reef: Uh, okay, sure, whatever... ~~~~~ For now get a little rest you'll need your energy. End ~~~~~ Ryoko: Damn I hate it when authors get lazy at the end and forget quotation marks. Ixies: Well, that was relatively painless... Efluie: Speak for yourself. Cornfed: (puts down his book) Did I miss something? Duckman: I don't think you would've minded missing this, Corny. Reef: Say, aren't we forgetting something? All: Oh yeah... ~~~~~ If you have any questions or comments or you just want to talk my e-mail is jab2099@yahoo.com ~~~~~ All:: SCREW YOU! Fin! ~~~~~~~~~~ Reef: Welcome to my sig! You like? (Ixies shows up and beats the shit out of Reef) Reef: AHHHHHH!!!