From: AfricanAnime@webtv.net (AfricanAnime) MSTed: Super User 2 ^ all the text with the "^" in front of it are my comments. I have changed nothing in this lemon, all the misspellings and horribel grammer are kept in tact. Now shut up and suffer in silence! Notes: Due to poeple thinking that Sasami isn't old enough and can't do "Lemons", I decided to do the something much MUCH worse to Sasami. ^ here is her left ear for proof Disclaimer: They are not mine. AfricanAnime productions: Presents.... Sasami's "Horniest" Home Videos!!! ^ owned and operated by BuenaVista (Opening theme music starts playing.) Note: Sing to the music of "Americas Funniest Home Videoes" ----------------------------------------- *Tenchi-muyo has pretty chicks, you know this too. *But when Sasami starts stripping for a bath, you KNOW what you got to do. ^Head for the hills cause the Child Welfare board has set a trap for you *So go ahead and drop your "Draws", and start "wacking" all night long. ^yes, thats right, we want you to play wack-a-mole without any pants on *Sasami's Sasami's, she wants to fuck you. ^ this is a typo, she actually wants to fuck a man named "you" ---------------------------------- Voice: And here is your host! Sasami Masaki! The crowd cheers as Sasami walks out wearing a white slip-on evening dress, with simple matching dress shoes. Her hair is done up into 2 little bun-like white hair nets (Think Chun-Li's hair style.). ^and the dancing babys breast size Sasami: Thank you, and welcome to another night of fun and sex. (Giggles) On Sasami's "Horniest" Home Videos. Tonight, we'll look into some real "naughty" videos of me. So, without farther ado, Mihoshi?! Roll the first clip. ^ *Mihosi accidentaly rolls the clip of Kiyone jerking off with Sasamis spatula* -------------------------------- (Sasami's & Ayeka's Bedroom) The clip shows Sasami on top with her ass in Ayeka's face, also, Sasami has a pink dildo and jamming it slowly in and out of Ayeka's asshole. ^ Sasami "Are you sure you'll spurt out candy?" Ayaka "Just shut up and keep going! God knows there are no men in the house" Ayeka: (Panting) Oh Sasami, -Shit!- ^ Ayeka "Whoops, sorry, I'll go get a pooper Scooper" Jam that fake cock in my -Ugh!- ass little-sister. Sasami: (Breathing hard) O~ne san, not fair! you said you lick my cunny if I fucked your ass-hole. -Mmmmm!- That feels good, -Unnn!- more big-sister, more! Soon both sisters are bucking eachother, wildly! ^ bucking? What the fuck, are they male deer? Ayeka: Don't stop! -Ohh!!!- Tenchi-sama!!! -AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!- TENCHI!!!!!!!!! ^ *Tenchi bangs on the floor screaming for quite Sasami: Ayeka, -OH!!!- it's happening! -UGHN!!!!- TENCHI O~NI-SANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! ^ *Tenchi appears in the doorway, screaming for quite [SSSSPPPPPUUUUUURRRRRTTTTT!!!!!!!!] ^ Sasami "I did it! I had a growth spurt! Im really 34 otherwise how could I cum?" ----------------------------------- Crowd: Ohhhhhh!!!! (Clapping) Sasami: (Giggling) That's what I sister calls a "double-facial". Sister always makes hershelf taste so sweet. ^ Sasami "I often catch her jamming jello in herself so she can also catch Mihoshi" Now for something different. This is a sexual-spinoff from Magical Girl Pretty Sammy, Mihoshi?! Roll the clip! --------------------------------- (Sammy and Pixy Misa in a alley) Sammy pushes Misa up against a brick wall. then slowly starts pulling Misa's panties down. Misa starts to blush and figets. Sammy: (Evil grin) What's the matter Misa? Don't like finger-fucking after a good fight? ^Misa " I usaully finger paint after a fight..." You fought well today, and now I'm giving you a reward! ^ Sit up! Beg! Good Misa! Misa: (Blushing and looking away.) But Sammy, we never done this outside before, poeple will see. . . . (Slap!!!) Sammy: (Grabs Misa's face and forces her to look at her.) ^ thus turning her face inside out and ending this damn lemon Look here bitch! I got no time to find a place to fuck you, cause Tenchi will be looking for "Sasami" soon. ^ Sammy "and I have to hurry If I wanna blow him off and jam things in my sisters ass!" Sammy slips 2 fingers slowly inside Misa's cunt. Sammy: (Continuing) YOUR stupid-ass decide to pick NOW of all times to make Love-Love monsters, while I was getting a piece from Kiyone. Now, shut-up and enjoy your finger-fuck! Misa: (Blushes heavily, and closes her eyes.) -Ugnn.-Yes, Master Sammy. Sammy: That's better. Sammy continues getting Misa off, then, slowly brings her fingers out of her and licks them. ^ mmm, misa liscous Sammy: (Licking her own fingers.) Strange, why is it that your pussy and Misaos' tastes the same? Oh well, time to finish you up. ^ *Sammy makes misa cum then blows her away with the "Peice" that she got from Kiyone Sammy shoves 3 fingers inside Misa, making her jump, ^Possibly for joy. We have scientist checking into it now Sammy is fucking her faster now. Misa: (Gritting her teeth.) Oh Master, -Ugh!- too fast, gonna cum too -Ohnn!!!- fast! ^ Kiyone "And you cant cum any faster than 12 mph, Galaxy Police law!" Sammy: (Grining) That's right, cum for me. Make lots of juice for me bitch! ^ Sammy "and take out the pulp this time!" Misa: Yes, -Ohh!!!- I will! Master! I'm cumming -UGHNNN!!!- CUMMING!!! -AGHHHHHH!!!!- [SSSSPPPPUUUURRRTTTT!!!!!!!!!] Sammy presses her lips on Misa's own then drops her on the ground. ^ Single use whore, now available at K-Mart Sammy: (Walking away) Next time we fight in the open, make sure you see that I'm not busy, understand? Misa: (Barly awake, laying on the ground) Y-Yes Master Sammy. ------------------------------------- Crowd: OOOoooooo! (Claps) Sasami: Thank you, That one was fun, since I was the one in charge. This last clip, comes from the Tenchi's "No need for a boner" series. I like this cause I was the first to ride Tenchi's sausage. Mihoshi?! Mihoshi: (From up above) I know I know! Roll the damn clip! ^ Sasami "Actually I was going to say you have cum on your lip, but fuck you then!" ------------------------------------- (Inside Washuu's Lab) Washuu has Sasami and Tenchi in her little machine (That thing Tenchi is aways in when Washuu wants a sprem sample) ^ yeah, cause god knows theres no way in hell those bastard Censors would let em take a sperm sample . Both are stripped naked and blushes like crazy. Washuu: Ok! I've TRIED to be nice about this Tenchi! All I wanted was a little sprem sample. But NOOOOO!!! ^ Washuu "YOU had to go and throw it all away in Tissues!" You somehow weasel you little ass out of it. But not this time, this time there wil be NO Mihoshi, NO patteren check, NO NOTHING!! ^ Washuu "In fact, get out of there, this lemon is over!" And Sasami will have the honor of getting me some of your Juraian love-juice. Sasami: But, WHY me Washhu-chan?! Why can't you get it? ^ Washu "Duh, havent you ever watched Sailor Moon?" Washuu: Cause I don't Ryoko's & Ayeka's death wish, that's why. ^ Washuu "Plus I have a headache, me speak right not can" And besides, your little and cute, they'll never hurt you for fucking Tenchi. ^ Washuu "and of course theres no danger to you biologicly cause logicly if you cant get pregnant, then you must not be able to have your wall broken!" Sasami blushes even deeper and looks at Tenchi, Tenchi, at no time since he's be here, hasn't said one word. ^ although hes been sitting in the corner jerking off during the whole conversation Washuu: (Hitting buttons and pulling swicthes.) OK! Let's get this show on the road! ^ *Engine roars and they all drive off in a see through trailer* First a a fine red mist coming out from both hold devices, shoots into Tenchi's and Sasami's face. Both start coughing and getting glassy-eyed. Washuu: not to worry, it's a non-toxic spary that gives you a high like the just smoked "Pot". It'll help get you 2 into the mood. ^ Washuu "And now to make the money! I have bags of chips for $50 a peice! HAHAHAHAHA!" No sooner then she said that, both where looking at eachother's bodies. Tenchi's dick came to life in a hurry, ^ Tenchis Dick "Now I am a real boy!" *runs off* Sasami's cunt was making pussy-juice by the "Gallons". ^too easy Washuu: (Pressing a single button on the panal) Well, I guess you two don't need to be tied up anymore. ^ Washuu "Though that always helps me" The machine let's Tenchi & Sasami go. Both run towards eachother and kiss like there trying to eat the the person's head. ^ I thought that was the point of this? whatever *walks off* Tenchi: MMmmm! Sasami, I love you! Sasami: Oh O~Ni-san! I love you so much, please fuck me O~ni-san. Tenchi: (looking into Sasami's eyes) Lay down. ^ Sasamis eyes obey and are on the floor Sasami does want she's told, and lays on the cold metal floor. Tenchi comes up in between Sasami's legs and points his dick towards her little cunt. ^ Tenchi "Look! He found water! Hurrah!" Sasami: Yes, O~ni-san. Make me into a woman. Tenchi thrusts into Sasami's pussy, little by little, more and more of Tenchi's dick slips into Sasami. since the spray made both of them high, Sasami doesn't feel any pain. ^ and doesnt realize Tenchi is tearing her up inside Tenchi: (Panting) Oh Sasami-chan! Your so wet and tight, I feel like I can fuck you for-ever. Sasami: (Breathing hard and eyes closed) Your wonderful O~ni-san!! Fuck me! Fuck my little cunt til you cum inside of me. ^ Tenchi "No, I thought Id fuck you till I was just about to cum and then Id go watch CNN, jeeze..." Tenchi: It's too much Sasami-chan I'm gonna cum! -Ohhh!!- I'M CUMMING!!! -OOORRRAAGGHHH!!!!!!!- ^ apparantly the sex has de-evolved tenchi into a caveman at this point [SSSSPPPPUUUUURRRRRTTTT!!!!!!!] Washuu: (Holding a vacuum-like device) ^ Quite possibly a vacuum We'll time to retreive my sample. If you would excuse me for a moment Tenchi? (Sticks the hose inside Sasami's pussy.) (Click) [SLLLLUUURRRPPPPP!!!!!!] (Click) ^ Sasami is now a pile of bones and skin on the floor Washuu: Thank you, now time for a nap. (Shoots a ball of light at Tenchi & Sasami) ^ blowing them away DBZ style Sasami & Tenchi, both wake up outside, under Tenchi's grandfather old tree in the forest, Fully clothed and really exhausted. Tenchi: (Getting up) Wow! That was weird. ^ Tenchi "So thats what happened to my Dirt Devil. Damn You Washu!" Sasami: (Getting up also) Yeah! Same here Tenchi, where did that dream come from anyway? ^ Sasami "I only have that dream on tuesdays" Tenchi: I don't know, but I kind-of liked it, Oh! I'm sorry Sasami! I-I didn't mean.... Sasami: (Putting a finger on Tenchi's lips.) It's ok O~ni-san, I liked it too, I didn't mind you being my "first". ^ Sasami "Well, at least my first inside of a big tube on a cold metal floor" Maybe someday, you'll make your choice and choose me. ^ *ash walks in* "I choose you!" *beans Sasami with a pokebal and runs away* (Winks at Tenchi and runs towards the house) Tenchi: (Rubbing the back of his head0 Man, I have a feeling that things are gonna to get worse (Slowly smiles) but it'll be worth it. ^ Tenchi "God I love living away from all the cops" Sasami!!! Wait up!!! ( Running after Sasami) ------------------------------------- Crowd: YAHHHHH!!!! (Loudly claps) Sasami: Thank You!!! Thank You!!! We'll that's all the time we have for tonight! Be sure to come back next week for more sex and fun on.... ^ the Antiques Roadshow!, no wait... Crowd: SASAMI'S "HORNIEST" HOME VIDEOS!!!! Sasami (Bowing) Good Night!!! (Ending Credits follow by same song as Opening theme) (END) LoL!!!!!! This was great, can't wait for spring break, and got 2 fics up! See ya next fic. AfricanAnime