Well, thanks to Sakura's recent update, I have enough potential lemons for the rest of the season (which will probably be another ten eps, but I might change it, no one cares, so what the hell). Oh yeah, read on to see who I've picked for the (temporary) replacement for Zoicite! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- My Quick Disclaimer: This lemon was written by cute_little_washu_2000. It's being used without permission, much like every other lemon I've used. Complete disclaimer info is at my site, if you're at all curious. Mystery Science Theater is owned by Best Brains. Anyone want to help me with the rest of the copyright info? Minako, Sailor Venus, Zoicite, Artemis, and Sailor Moon are owned by Toei Animation. The respective characters and copyrights belong to them. Felicia and Darkstalkers are owned by Capcom, copyrights, same deal. Megabyte and Reboot are owned by ATFL, Mainframe Entertainment Inc., BLT Productions Ltd. and Alliance pictures. I'm not really sure about all that, but those are the company names in the end credits of Reboot. Tenchi Masaki and Tenchi Muyo!, Tenchi Universe, and the rest of the Tenchi franchise are owned by Pioneer. Ayla was created by Akira Toriyama. ALL HAIL!!! The Poetry Man is owned by me and my company, Ink Blot Inc. Hey, I finally decided on one! Much thanks to Greg Hawkins for the copyright info for Tenchi Muyo. A million thanks to Bryant (a.k.a. UltraZor8) for the theme song! Thanks to every MiSTer out there for giving bad lemons the riffing they so richly deserve. *** In the not too distant future, Somewhere in outer space, Anime's favorite players, Are caught in a dire place. Trapped by a virus called Megabyte, An evil guy whose game is fright, He put our heroes in his verse, And now he wants to rule the entire universe! All: Let us go, you Bastard!! I'll send them cheesy lemons, The worst I can find! (La-la-la) They'll have to sit and read them all, As I monitor their minds! (La-la-la) Now keep in mind they can't control, When the lemons begin or end, (La-la-la) But they'll try to keep their sanity, (off-stage chorus: Hopefully!) With some help from their anime friends! Anime Roll Call! Zoicite! (Cursed censors!!) Mina! (Don't get me started!) Tenchi! (Why me!) Artemis! (She's Not A Virgin!!) Felicia! (Ahm, Yarn!) Ayla! (Me Sleepy Now!) The Poetry Man! (Sh___t!!!!!) Alex Trebeck! (PowerPuff Girls must Die!!) All: What THE?!! If you wonder how they eat and breath, and other science facts, (La-la-la) Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, So Shut the Fu__ UP! and Relax For Mystery Science Theater, 3000!!! {twang} MST vers. 1.000000011: Here Kitty Kitty Once again, Megabyte sent the crew more lemons, and once again, they survived. Well, Zoicite and Ayla got sent back into the past, and no one knows they're gone, and they don't know how to get back, and now Zoicite has a whole tribe of people around him who think he's a woman. But other than that, everything's just peachy. ...did I just say 'peachy'? Let's watch, shall we? *** The Scene: The living room of the SoL Mina: *sigh* I'm bored... Felicia: Me too... Poetry Man: And there's no more fo--wait a minute, we have a full fridge! All: Whaaaa-aaaaaa??? Artemis: What happened to Ayla? Poetry Man: Beats me, but I'm gonna go eat something before she comes back! Felicia: Wait a sec, for that matter, where's Zoicite? Mina: I thought he was in his room? Felicia: No, last I saw, he went off to find Ayla. Tenchi: And where's Ayla? Felicia: She ran off to the basement, and...uh-oh... *communicator beeps* Poetry Man: Aw, dammit... Megabyte: Yes, it's me, dear lab rats. Felicia: Another shitty recording... Mina: Fuck it, just ignore him and wait for the lemon. Artemis: I'm gonna take a nap...wake me when there's Lemon Sign. Megabyte: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?! All: O_O Tenchi: It's...not...a recording...? Megabyte: No, you worthless experiment, I have finally returned! All: AW, SHIT!!! Megabyte: Heh heh, yes, quite. I'm sure you've all been quite anxious for this day. Poetry Man: Like waiting for a bowel movement. Megabyte: How...graphic. Regardless, the satellite is up to full operating potential, which means many more experiments for you subjects, and... *silence* Megabyte: Weren't there...more of you? Tenchi: Excuse me? Megabyte: Never mind. Your next lemon will be arriving soon, and it should make up for my long absense. Good-bye. *leaves* *silence* Mina: This...sucks. *other communicator beeps* (I'm finally differentiating between communicators! Yay me!) Shadow: Hi guys! All: *deadpan* Hey... Shadow: Geez, try to contain your enthusiasm, will ya? Mina: *sigh* Sorry, it's just Megabyte's back, and... Shadow: Oh, say no more, I know just what you're-- Mina: ...and Zoicite's gone, Mr. Won't-Let-Me-Finish-A-Sentence! Shadow: o_o 'kay... Felicia: Don't mind her, it's a teenager thing. Mina: Hey!! Poetry Man: (to Shadow) So, boss, what's up? Shadow: Well, I've been monitoring the SoL, and I detected a temporal distortion eminating from below the main deck. *deadpan* Shadow: There's a time portal in the basement. All: Oh! Tenchi: So what does that have to do with anything? Shadow: Well... Felicia: Wait a minute...WHERE'S ZOICITE?!?!?! Shadow: He's kinda... Poetry Man: Wait a sec, where's Ayla? Shadow: She's a little... Artemis: Would someone please tell me what's going on?! Shadow: ZOICITE AND AYLA HAVE GONE THROUGH A TIME PORTAL 65,000,000 YEARS INTO THE PAST, ALRIGHT?!?!?! *incredible silence* Tenchi: So... Mina: ...they're... Felicia: 65,000,000 years in the past? Artemis: ...I take it back, I didn't want to know. The Scene: 65,000,000 years ago Zoicite: Uughhh.... *sits up* Where am I? Agh: You in Ioka village. Zoicite: Who're you? Agh: My name Agh! Zoicite: Ugh... Agh: No, Agh! Zoicite: o_o Why are the pretty guys always so dumb? Agh: Uh...yes? Zoicite: Ugh... Agh: No, Agh! Zoicite: GAH!! Agh: He outside. Zoicite: x_x The Scene: Back at the SoL Tenchi: So... Mina: ...they're... Felicia: 65,000,000 years in the past? Shadow: I've told you five times already! Get over it! Artemis: But how could they possibly do that? Since when do we have time portals in the basement? Shadow: You always had them. How do you think Ayla got here? Poetry Man: Wait, is that how I got here? Shadow: Uh...sort of... Mina: Hold on, if there's a time portal down there, why can't we just go into it and get Zoicite back? Shadow: That's not possible. When Ayla and Zoicite went into it, it closed behind them. Felicia: Well, open it!! We gotta get Zoicite back!! Shadow: Uh...Zoicite, right... *deadpan* Felicia: Quit thinking about Ayla for once and get Zoicite back! Shadow: Well, now, hold on, I do have good news for you guys. Poetry Man: I'm getting a raise? Shadow: I'm still paying you?? Poetry Man: DAMMIT!!! Mina: (to Shadow) Didn't you mention something about a new crewman? Shadow: And you win a cookie! I've got her ready and waiting! Poetry Man: Her?? WHOO-HOO!! Shadow: Uh, don't get too excited...you might get hurt... Poetry Man: Huh? (there's a big flash of light, and a white portal opens. It makes some *woop*-ing sounds, then...) ?????: WHAAAAAA!!! (flies out of the portal) *PLONK!* Felicia: Oh no, we've been killfiled! All: o_o Felicia: Sorry, it's getting to be a habit now... ?????: Ugh...hey, where am I?!?! Poetry Man: Whoa, kickass! She's hot! Mina: *whap!* Knock it off! Tenchi: Hey, let's all calm dow- Poetry Man: (to Mina) Fuck you, I'll say what I want!! Artemis: Come on, you guys, quit it, you're scaring our guest! ?????: Meow? Felicia: Meow, meow? ?????: Mrow? Felicia: Meroww! *silence* Felicia: Uh, guys, this is Aisha. Aisha, this is...the guys. Aisha: Hmm...you're a weird-looking bunch. Now, would somebody tell me WHERE THE HELL I AM?!?!?! Shadow: Uh, you're on a satellite in space. Aisha: And who the hell are you?! Shadow: Uh... *eyes turn into hearts* Tenchi: Oh no, not another girlfriend... Aisha: Girlfriend?!?! To a human? HAH!!! I'm Aisha ClanClan of the Ctarl-Ctarl, and no silly *human* would be able to keep up with me!! Poetry Man: Heh, wanna bet on that? *SMASH!!!* Poetry Man: x_x Shadow: Hey, I warned you. Aisha: *sniff, sniff* Mmm...FOOD!!! *runs to the kitchen* All: SHIT!!! Mina: (to Shadow) What is your obsession with superstrong women who eat a lot?!?! Shadow: Umm...they remind me of myself? Besides, Aisha's fucking beautiful! Poetry Man: You got that right! Mina: *thwap!* Knock it off! Shadow: Seriously, Aisha's at least as strong as Ayla, and she can help in the theater. *Lemon Sign blares* Shadow: Speaking of which... Mina: Shit, we've got Lemon Sign! (Aisha comes back to the living room) Aisha: Hm? What's that sound? Felicia: It's the Lemon Sign, it means we have to go in the theater. Aisha: Theater? There's gonna be a show? Tenchi: Uh...something like that... Aisha: YEA, LET'S GO!! (Aisha rushes into the theater, dragging Mina, Tenchi, and Fel with her.) Mina: WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT ABOUT MY COOKIEEEEEeeeeeeeeee...... *entre* *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey being boiled alive by cannibals* *5, high-speed replay of the Sonic Adventure 2 trailer* *4, screenshot of Aisha in the hot baths* Aisha: Hehehe, I guess you silly humans can't resist the perfect beauty of the Ctarl-Ctarl! Mina: Er...right... *3, Gohan going SSJ2* *2, picture of Indianapolis Charmander with an erection* *1, a big wheel of cheddar cheese* Aisha: So what is this? Felicia: We're supposed to read a lemon and try to survive by making fun of it. Aisha: Oh, okay! ...what's a lemon? All: *facefault* Aisha: What? What'd I say? > tenchi muyo belongs to pioneer and i do not own themi Mina: What's themi? >am not Felicia: Am too! Mina: Am not! Felicia: Am too! Mina: Am not! Felicia: Am too! >making >money off this story so please do not sue me. Aisha: I'll sue you for emotional distress, bitch! Tenchi: Call me crazy, but you don't seem emotionally distressed. Aisha: Shut up! Tenchi: Yes, ma'am... >this is my first lemon fic so >please send your comments or questins. thank you! > tenchi and ryoko Aisha: Sigfried and Roy! Felicia: Barnum and Bailey! Tenchi: Why am I being compared to circus acts? Felicia: Because it's a shitty lemon. Tenchi: Fair enough. > together forever > > tenchi woke up and streched.he looked at the clock it said: Aisha: (clock) Piss off, shithead! Tenchi: *sweatdrop* >7:40. tenchi >jumped out of Felicia: His skin. >bed and practicly Mina: Strangled the spellchecker. >ripped off his shirt.then he took off his >pants. Felicia: So it's laundry day? >he muttered to himself"oohhh im gonna be late for school. Tenchi: So why am I taking *off* my clothes?! >he took off >his boxers and looked in the dresser for a clean pair Tenchi: Oh, right...I figured I was fully-dressed in this thing. >and stopped.tenchi Mina: "stopped.tenchi.com?" O-kay... >broke out in Aisha: Polka-dots. Tenchi: I already had the chicken pox. Aisha: This is the lemon pox. >sweat. he looked behind him . a giggling ryoko stood behind >him. Tenchi: This seems very familiar... >she laughed and said "you sure do have a nice butt tenchi. why dont you >turn around?" Tenchi: Very familiar... Mina: O_o >tenchiput Felicia: Sounds like a minigolf course. >his hand over his dick and yelled "ryoko get out of >my room!!!i have a need for privacy!!!!"ryoko faded off laughing. Tenchi: Yeah, that's definitely familiar. Aisha: Meow?? >tenchi >finnaly got dressed and then >ran for scool. Felicia: As he went, he tripped over a random spellchecker and killed it. > ******************************* Tenchi: Looks like I ran by a shooting gallery on the way to school. > > tenchi ran down the hall and opened the door to his classroom. everyone >was in their seat and quiet. the teacher was in a speech and >stopped."tenchi?why All: USE THE SPACEBAR, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!!! >werent you here on time?" tenchi just stood there.he >stumbled through words"uh i mean i well you kno,uh uhohh im dead." Tenchi: 'I'm dead'? That's the best excuse I can give? Felicia: I'd probably work if you stopped talking...and moving...and breathing... >the >teacher said sit n your seat and Aisha: (teacher) Blow me. All: o_o >dont leave after the bell i want to talk to >you." Mina: (teacher) I'm missing a double-quote, and I want you to help me find it. >some boys laughed and said Felicia: (boys) Purple monkey dishwasher! HAHAHAHA!!! >"busted!" Felicia: I miss Zoicite... Aisha: Meow?? Mina: I'll explain later. >the teacher said would you like t >stay with him? the boys got quiet. Aisha: (teacher) The boys got quiet, then the masked killer gutted them all. All: O_o >*ring!!RING!!* Mina: (bell) RING!! RING, GODDAMMIT, RING!!! >all the students left except tenchi. Felicia: (Tenchi) Help me, the janitor tied me up and left me for dead! Aisha: (janitor) I've got you now, my pretty! And your little ponytail, too! > > "tenchi why were you late?" Tenchi: I was being sexually harassed. What's your excuse? >tenchi stared at the ground. Aisha: (Tenchi) Wow...what a great ground...it's so shiny... >he didnt >answer(what was he supposed to say i overslept and the girl i live with saw >me nude??) Tenchi: It's better than 'I'm dead.' >then tenchi forgot what was happening Felicia: (Tenchi) Where am I? What's going on? Why am I naked? >and all of a sudden started >to think of ryoko.she was really pretty, he thought of all the times he >saved her and she saved him....WHAP!! Aisha: Yea, hit 'im again!! Tenchi: o_o >tenchi jolted as he felt the slap of >his teachers hand on his back. "shut up" tenchi punched his teacher and left >school. All: *deadpan* Tenchi: That's it, I'm not taking this lemon seriously anymore. The Scene: Ioka Village (Zoicite's up and about, and walking around the village, looking for Ayla) Zoicite: Shit...I try to keep that damn cavegirl safe from those crackhead soap opera people, and what do I get? Sent back to the land before phones, electricity, and lubricants! ???????: Psst! Zoicite: Hm? ???????: Hey, you! Zoicite: Me? ???????: Yeah, you! You know something? Zoicite: No, what? ???????: Damn! I guess I'll have to ask someone else... Zoicite: o_o (he wanders around for a while, then finally finds Ayla's hut) Ayla: Zoicite! You have fun? Zoicite: Fun?! You call walking around in 100-degree weather fun?!?! Ayla: Yea, that fun. Zoicite: Riiiiight... Ayla: You come to the celebration tonight? Zoicite: What celebration? Ayla: Chief return from journey, we celebrate! Zoicite: Who's the chief? Ayla: Ayla chief! Zoicite: Really? Cool, I know the chief! This might not be so bad... Ayla: We having Reptite meat and pterodactyl beak! Zoicite: Aw, shit! The Scene: Back in the theater > > ****back at home***** Mina: (Tenchi) That's strange, I don't remember there being a smoldering wreck here... Tenchi: Darn Washu... > > "hi tenchi" said a smiling ryoko,"i hope you arnt too mad at me about >this morning." tenchi smiled and said Aisha: (Tenchi) I have a ferret in my pants! >"no,i need to tell you something.." Felicia: (Tenchi) The ferret's giving me a blowjob. >he was cut off by noobiuki walking down the path yelling like a dimwitt, Tenchi: (Noboyuki) The British are coming, the British are coming!! >"tenchi >why are you home early??" Mina: (Tenchi) I punched out my teacher after I told him I was dead. Felicia: (Noboyuki) Wow, I did the same thing with my boss! >tenchi shugged Tenchi: I did what? >and thought of something quik. Tenchi: I was drinking chocolate milk! Yeah, that's it! >"We >had some power diffucuties." Tenchi: Yeah, he had the power, then I had the power after I punched him out. >before he could continue the conversatin he >whispred to ryoko, Felicia: (Tenchi) That ferret's using a bit more teeth for my taste... *WHAP!!* Mina: Stop with the ferret! >"teleport somewhere elese anywhere but here!"tenchi and >ryoko faded. they were right outside the floting onsen. Aisha: What the hell's an onsen? Felicia: And why's it floting? >(note:ayeka had been >going to the bath and saw tenchi and ryoko and decided to listen to what >they were saying) Tenchi: Are you kidding? She wouldn't let me be alone with Ryoko for a second. >tenchi looked at ryoko in the eyes. he hugged here and >ryoko put her head on tenchis chest. "ryoko i love you i love you so much i >cant explain it in words. All: BULLSHIT!!! > >"tenchi"ryoko said in tears,"i thought you would never say that to me." >they locked in Aisha: Ayeka, and left her for dead. >a kiss. tenchi slid his toung n Mina: Damn, that's a lot of missing vowels... >ryokos mouth while hers was >already in his. >ayeka saw them and started to cry."he loves her" she thought,"what do i have >to live for now? i can't be with tenchi if he loves her." Tenchi: Uh, we can still be friends... Felicia: Yeah, like that ever worked before... >she walked into the womens bath not seen by tenchi or ryoko.tenchi looked >where they were.tenchi said "hey want to celebrate?"ryoko said "yes, would i >ever!"htey ran into the mens bath > >ayeka made another slit in her arm. Tenchi: I am so going to kill this author... >the water was red with ayekas blood. Felicia: I'll get his arms for you. >ayeka cryed harder than ever now. Mina: I'll get his legs. >she moved to the next arm and put the >razor to her armshe cut in verticly down her armblood streamed out of her >arm. Aisha: I'll rip his balls off and shove 'em up his ass!! All: o_o >she felt weak and tierd. Tenchi: Y'know, Ayeka told me if I ever fell in love with someone else, she would just go back to Jurai... Mina: Just keep saying to yourself: the author is a moron and should die a horrible, horrible death. Tenchi: Right... >then slowly she passed out, slowly falling >asleep never to wake up. Felicia: That's the problem with Nyquil...it knocks you out forever. > >(now to more happy occasions) Mina: Like your funeral, asswipe. >ryoko was sitting by the edge of the waterthen Felicia: What's a waterthen? Mina: I don't know, but do you still have to wait a half-hour before eating to play in it? >she saw tenchi come out of the dressing room except his boxers were on "ohh >let me do it!!" said ryoko. she got up and ran over to tenchi and pulled off >his boxers."ohh your long and thick" Aisha: She better be talking about a meatball sub... Felicia: So that's what they're calling it nowadays... >she rubbed it. then shr laied down and spread her legs far apart.tenchi got >between her legs and licked her pussy.ryoko moaned in pleasure."ohhhhh >teennchi." then she rooled him over and said "let me play with your dick" Tenchi: He can't play right now, he's got lemon-pox. >she rubbed it more.she sucked it light ly then more the really hard. Mina: Did that make sense to anyone else? All: No. Mina: Good, me neither... >tenchi >could feel himself about to cum.she continued to suck. Aisha: Boy, does she suck. >tenchi cummed.ryoko swallowed it. Felicia: And all was right in the world. >ryoko stopped and said Aisha: (Ryoko) I'm gonna go shoot myself. You wanna join me? >"tasts good but lets >put your troopers Tenchi: My what-now? >in some better places.tenchi puled her Mina: Did she stop talking, or what? Tenchi: I stopped paying attention. >on top of him she >sat on his dick and slide it up hher pussy.sliding it in and out.faster and >faster then tenchi cummed so hard he screamedalong Aisha: Is this shithead's computer missing a spacebar, or something?! Mina: Yeah, really! You'd think no one would be this incompetent. >with ryoko moaning in >pleasure. they rolled off each other and just laied Felicia: I don't even want to know what that word was supposed to be. >there. finnaly they >spoke tenchi said Tenchi: Oh, I'm talking now? >"will you marry me?" ryoko said"yes." they smiles and >rolled back on each other and kissed. > > couple days pass and we are taken to ayekas funarul Mina: (Ayeka) I'm not dead yet! >sasami cryied and couldnt stop. Felicia: (Sasami) Damn it, why can't I get out of this shithole lemon?! >washu wasnt upset very much Tenchi: Because she knew she was in a lemon where everyone was out of character. >but she did feel >sorry for sasami because ayeka was her idol to her she was the person she >looked up to. Aisha: (Sasami) I loved her clothes! >ryoko and tenchi didnt feel bad at all Tenchi: Yeah, sure, I don't feel bad that one of my friends is dead. God, this author sucks... >but like washu they did >feel sorry for sasami. Felicia: (Ryoko) I'm sorry I stole all of Ayeka's clothes. Aisha: (Sasami) You bitch! >weeks pass and its ryoko and tenchis wedding night.they Mina: DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW TO USE A FUCKING SPACEBAR?!?!?! IT'S THE BIGGEST FUCKING KEY ON THE FUCKING KEYBOARD!!!!! All: o_o Mina: Well...it's annoying... >are in bed having >wild sex. Tenchi: Whoopie. Felicia: Yeah, that too. >tenchi cummed into ryokos pussy and she moned.tenchi then starts >to rub ryokos back then her butt. Felicia: So they're doing it doggy-style? All: o_o Aisha: I hate doggy-style... All: O_O Aisha: No, wait, I just hate dogs. All: ~_~ >"ohhhhhTEEENNNCHIIIOHHHH >YES!" Tenchi moans loudly as ryoko lets some of tenchis cum suirt on them >every where. Tenchi: That was the worst sex I ever had. > nine monthes later in washus lab...."AHHHH TENCHI!!!!" Felicia: They're *still* fucking? Tenchi: Well, Washu's lab is a big place... >Tenchi held ryokos hand as she pushed.washu said "a little more ryoko..thats >it..." Aisha: (Washu) A little bit to the left...now to the right... Felicia: (Ryoko) You couldn't hire movers to do this?! >*baby screams* Tenchi: (baby) Get that couch off of me!! >ryoko relaxes. Felicia: (Ryoko) Get it off yourself. >"its a boy you guys!"washu said happily. Felicia: (Ryoko) I know, I just dropped a couch on his crotch. Tenchi: *pained groan* >she >gave the baby to ryoko. Aisha: (Washu) Stop dropping couches on him! >"im nameing him.... Aisha: (Washu) Lord Faunterloy! Tenchi: (baby) I am *so* gonna get my ass kicked at school... >tenchi masaki the second." Mina: What about Tenchi Masaki the Minute? All: *moan & groan* Mina: Ah, fuck you. >tenchi >blushed. "well tenchi did you ever expect this?" Tenchi: Never in a million years. >"yes my dear ryoko, and much more." he smiled and kissed ryoko >and now we leave this pretty scene of two people destined to be together >forever. All: BULLSHIT. > > thank you for reading my fan fic and not crashing Tenchi: We can't crash, we're in the middle of space. >you computer Mina: I'm not a computer, you're a computer! Felicia: No, you're a computer! Mina: No, *you're* a computer! Felicia: We should stop that. Mina: Yeah, definitely. >to >picecs because you thought it was bad so if you have a opinin please send it >to cute_little_washu_2000 thank you Aisha: You can bet your ass you'll hear my opinion!! Felicia: Forget it, it's over. *egress* Aisha: Wow, that was fun! You guys do this all the time? *deadpan* Aisha: Meow? *communicator beeps* Mina: Aw, shit... Megabyte: Well, how was it, my little-- *silence* Megabyte: What the bloody hell is going on?!?! Felicia: Uh...what do you mean? Megabyte: What are all these people doing here? Mina: Uh...what people? Megabyte: I distinctly remember bringing up a teenage girl, her cat, a catgirl, and a man with breasts! And now I see a teenage boy, another catgirl and someone who looks suspiciously like Joe Pesci! So how the hell did you people get up there?! Tenchi: I don't know, I just live here. Peotry Man: Don't ask, I work for somebody else. Aisha: I'm Aisha ClanClan of the Ctarl-Ctarl!! And just who are you?! Megabyte: I, my dear, am your worst nightmare! Aisha: You're quite stupid, you know that? I don't think I like you. Megabyte: You don't have a choice, my dear-- *SMASH!!* Aisha: Now, where's that leftover pot roast...? *wanders off* (the communicator screen stays broken for a bit, then the glass reforms, and Megabyte appears again) Megabyte: I am quickly becoming annoyed with you people... Mina: Aw, stuff it, you blue hunk of shit! Megabyte: Need I remind you that I am in control of the satellite, and I can eliminate your oxygen supply with the push of a button? Felicia: You wouldn't dare! Megabyte: Oh, wouldn't I? Anime characters are, as always, easily expendible... *angry stares* Megabyte: Just remember who is the master around here, my lab rats. *Megabyte leaves* Mina: A sadistic virus... Tenchi: Dozens of horrible lemons... Felicia: A missing crewman... Artemis: A violent catgirl... Poetry Man: And no food... (pause) All: THIS SUCKS!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Well? How's everyone like the new crewmember? Trust me, there was a point to bringing Aisha onto the SoL other than letting me ogle her. Yes, believe it or not, there's a viable plot brewing! And no, Aisha's not gonna destroy the theater like Ayla did. Anyway, on to the teasers! Zoicite enjoys the primitive life! (well, not really...) Aisha gets to know the crew! The SoL crew continues their quest to get something to eat!! The weird guy from the past confronts Zoicite! Aisha and Felicia have a little 'problem'! Megabyte considers getting assistants! Alysa: Well, let's hope he doesn't. Shadow: Why not? Alysa: 'cause Bobo and Brain Guy were ugly! Shadow: They don't *have* to be Bobo and Brain Guy, just some assistants. Alysa: Why don't you be his assistant? Shadow: Uhhh... Anyway, that stuff and hopefully more on the next episode of: Mystery Science Theater 3000! Alysa: I still say you should think up an original title. Shadow: Aw, shaddap... Alysa: Maybe Megabyte could help you think of one. Shadow: o_o The Master of Eternal Darkness, Shadow