So, the sequel! I consider it a miracle I found something that actually fits lemon law 43, let alone two lemons! Well, this one's got Artemis as the animal du jour, so enjoy! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- My Quick Disclaimer: This lemon was written by Screaming Flame. It's being used with permission. Sorta. How about that? Complete disclaimer info is at my site, if you're at all curious. http://www.terisan.com (note: the site info is/was for the folks at fanfiction.net, but since they don't allow MSTs anymore, I'm including it just in case I post my stuff to other fanfiction sites.) Now included with the copyright info is a link to a respective character shrine if you're not familiar with the origins and history of the crew of the SoL. Warning: may contain spoilers, so view at your own discretion. Mystery Science Theater is owned by Best Brains. That's all I have. Minako, Sailor Venus, Zoicite, Artemis, and Sailor Moon are owned by Toei Animation. The respective characters and copyrights belong to them. Zoicite - http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Pagoda/3540/open.html Artemis - http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Island/6212/ Felicia and Darkstalkers are owned by Capcom, copyrights, same deal. http://www.stuart.iit.edu/students/adamadr/images/darkstal/felicia.html Lina Inverse is copyrighted by Hajime Kanzaka, Rui Araizumi, Kadokawa Shoten, TV Tokyo, and SOFTX. http://www.inverse.org/e/ Ranma was created by Rumiko Takahashi and whatever company is behind her. http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/skulls/65/ranma.html Narusegawa Naru is copyright (©) Ken Akamatsu, Kodansha, LoveHina Onsen Kumiai, and TV Tokyo. http://www.narusegawa.net/ The Poetry Man is owned by me and my company, Ink Blot Inc. Dr. Longshlong and Miss Titsalot are also owned by me and above-mentioned company. Just to give them a little added personality, Dr. L will be played by Jon Lovitz, and Miss T will be played by Catherine Zeta-Jones (just for fun). Much thanks to Greg Hawkins for the copyright info for Tenchi Muyo. A million thanks to Bryant (a.k.a. UltraZor8) for the theme song! Thanks to Ben Nunez for doing the fanart of the SoL crew. Thanks to every MiSTer out there for giving bad lemons the riffing they so richly deserve. *** In the not too distant future, Somewhere in outer space, Anime's favorite players, Are caught in a dire place. An evil doc and his busty brunette, stumbled across a tiny torture set, they found the crew and the Satellite of Love, now they're gonna rule the world from high on up above! All: Let us go, you Bastard!! I'll send them cheesy lemons, The worst I can find! (La-la-la) They'll have to sit and read them all, As I monitor their minds! (La-la-la) Now keep in mind they can't control, When the lemons begin or end, (La-la-la) But they'll try to keep their sanity, (off-stage chorus: Hopefully!) With some help from their anime friends! Anime Roll Call! Naru! (Must study!) Zoicite! (Cursed censors!!) Ranma! (Water bad!) Artemis! (She's Not A Virgin!!) Felicia! (Meeroww!!) Lina! (Dragon Slave!) The Poetry Man! (Booooooobs!!!!!) If you wonder how they eat and breath, and other science facts, (La-la-la) Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, So Shut the Fu__ UP! and Relax For Mystery Science Theater, 3000!!! {twang} MST vers. 2.000000005: Getting Personal On the last spine-chilling episode, the doctor flaunted Lemon Law 43, sending a lemon featuring none other than Luna! The horridness almost did in our stalwart heroes, but thankfully they lived to tell another tale...or something. Meanwhile, Mina was tied to a car, involved in a massive traffic accident, and is about to be stepped on by Godzilla. Wow! Bestiality in a lemon? Where can I find more? ^_^ *** The Scene: The living room of the SoL (It's just another calm, peaceful day on the SoL...) (Hey, stop laughing! That wasn't the punch line!) (Ahem...anyway...) Ranma: Aaaaahhh!!! Felicia: You're mine now, Ranma! Lina: (to Zoicite) Is she *still* chasing him? Zoicite: Seems like it. Lina: Well, I'm going to find out why. (gets off the couch and waits) Ranma: Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!! Lina: Hey, Feli-- *BLAM!* (Felicia dashes through the living room and slams into Lina without stopping) Felicia: RANMA!!! (continues chasing him) Lina: Ohhh...my spleen... Zoicite: See, that's why I haven't gotten off the couch for five hours. Lina: Grrr...she's dead! (gets up and chases Felicia!) Naru: I'm getting homesick... Zoicite: Your home has crazy people trying to kill each other? Naru: Yeah...I miss them... Zoicite: Riiiight...now what is it you're doing again? Naru: Studying for Toudai! (note: Toudai is Tokyo University) Zoicite: Seems a little much...why don't you just become an evil villain? Naru: A what?! Zoicite: Sure, it's great! Lots of perks, and you get to beat up girls in sailor uniforms. Naru: I don't want to be a villain! Zoicite: Join me, Narusegawa! Together we'll rule the SoL as master and apprentice! (cue Artemis!) Artemis: Hey, quit trying to corrupt her! Zoicite: With her punch, we can finally beat the Sailor Scouts! Artemis: What are you saying?! Zoicite: Sorry, got caught up in the moment. Naru: Now I'm really homesick... (suddenly...) Announcer: It's the Poetry Man! Poetry Man: Goddamn, that fucking bitch left all her fucking mallets all over the fucking bathroom! *sweatdrop* Naru: Especially after hearing that foul-mouthed jerk! Artemis: Don't worry, he'll get what's coming to him. (Ranma, Felicia, and Lina run past, slam into the Poetry Man, and head for the kitchen) Poetry Man: Agh... Zoicite: As entertaining as that is, I'd rather watch some TV. (turns on the TV) Newscaster: We go live to Tokyo, Japan, as Godzilla continues his rampage. This once-loved hero of Tokyo has left his post of defending the city from such beasts as Gamera and Rodan, and has returned to his roots by destroying Tokyo in a bloody rampage. Artemis: What... Naru: ...the... Zoicite: ...Hell?!?! Newscaster: It seems Tokyo's only hope is a strange tourist, a giant fish, a fox girl, and what appears to be Sailor Venus tied to the roof of a car. Artemis: MINA!!! Zoicite: Now this is must-see TV! Newscaster: It appears they're now catapulting the car with Sailor Venus at Godzilla's head. Hopefully it will knock the lizard out for the count, otherwise it will just make him angry and more violent. Uh-oh, it looks as if Godzilla's completely unharmed, and he's now chewing on the car! Artemis: I feel faint... Naru: I'll get the tuna! Zoicite: Holy shit, Godzilla swallowed the car! Artemis: NOOOOOO!!! Zoicite: But Mina jumped to safety! Artemis: From a hundred feet up?! Zoicite: She landed on the fish-guy. (Ranma, Felicia, and Lina enter) Ranma: Help meeeeee!!! Felicia: Scratchy-scratchy! Lina: Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows... Artemis: No Dragon Slaves in the satellite! Lina: (stops chasing Felicia) Aww, damn it... (communicator beeps) Dr. L: Good cranberry paste, have you people seen what's on TV? Zoicite: We've been watching, yeah. Dr. L: Then maybe you'd like to buy some of my "Godzilla Beats Sailor Venus!" t-shirts! *deadpan* Naru: You jerk! *BAM!* Lina: Holy hell! Zoicite: How'd she punch him through the TV?! Artemis: Who cares? Do it again, do it again! Dr. L: Ohh...Miss Titsalot, the bactine! Miss T: Yes, doctor...shall I also send them their lemon for today? Dr. L: Yes, and this one had better work! I'm negotiating for the TV rights for a grudge match between Sailor Venus and Mothra. *Lemon Sign blares* Lina: Oh, no, we've got Lemon Sign! Poetry Man: I'm getting in there, and away from that crazy catgirl! Zoicite: After hearing about that last lemon, how can I pass this up? Artemis: Argh...this one better be less traumatizing... *entre* *dog bone* *6, movie of various political figures being skewered for fun* *5, video loop of the Ikaruga Appreciate DVD* *4, Haruko from FLCL running around wearing nothing but a pair of goggles* *3, Link from Soul Calibur 2 kicking ass* *2, picture of Indianapolis Charmander with an erection* *1, a big wheel of muenster cheese* >**************************************************************************************** >* WARNING!! WARNING!! Zoicite: Excessive use of asterisks may cause brain damage! >If you are reading this, you are over the age of 18...or not, but you should be. This fic >contains graphic depictions of bestial sex Poetry Man: Booyah! >and, as such, should be avoided by minors and >everyone who can't stand the thought of people having sex with animals. Poetry Man: Woo! Woo! Woo! Lina: Perverted bastard of evil... >To reiterate, GET >OUT NOW if you don't like this sort of thing! Artemis: (scratching at the door) Don't you think I'm trying?! >BEDTIME FOR LUNA: ARTEMIS'S EXCURSION >By The Screaming Flame > >A loud sound filtered through the air to Artemis's ears. He groaned, still half-asleep, >"Why can't she take her shower at night when people aren't sleeping!" Lina: No comment necessary. Artemis: This isn't looking good... >He sighed to himself >and tried to get to sleep again. > >It was not to last. His ears perked at the sound of a towel flying through the air. >Unfortunately, the rest of his body didn't respond so well. He wouldn't have even cared >about the towel now draped over his curled form but for the fact that it was soaking wet. > >Artemis jumped to his feet with an ear-splitting yowl. He yelled out, "Mina!! Get this >off of me!" > >Mina heard the muffled voice and responded laughingly, "Oh, you poor kitty! What'll you >give me for it?" Poetry Man: (Artemis) A nice hard one right up your-- *SMACK!* Zoicite: That was from all of us. > >Artemis was not in a laughing mood. He retorted, "Har har! Very funny Mina! You know I'm >not so good with water or towels!" Artemis: I'll towel you, you stupid doppelganger! > >Mina smiled wider even though she knew Artemis couldn't see her. She asked him again, >"So what'll you give me? I mean, I can't just help you out for nothing when you can do >it yourself!" Artemis: If I could do it myself, why would I ask her to do it for me? > >Artemis sighed loudly in defeat, "Alright. What do you want?" Zoicite: (Mina) $100,000 in non-sequential bills and a helicopter on the roof in ten minutes! > >Mina, naked, Poetry Man: Booyah! >strolled over to the bed and stood directly in front of the lump under the >towel. She spread her legs and demanded, Lina: (Mina) Where's the key to the chastity belt?! >"I want a Screaming Orgasm." Zoicite: I prefer Sex on the Beach. Lina: What a coincidence, so do I. Zoicite: They have that drink where you come from? Lina: What drink? >Artemis was shocked. He angrily yelled, Artemis: Kill the doppelganger! >"You're too young to be drinking!!" > >Mina giggled loudly. "That's not the kind of Screaming Orgasm I want!" > >She whipped the towel off of Artemis, presenting him with a head-on view of her swollen >pussy-lips. Mina finished, "This is the kind of screaming orgasm I want!" > >Artemis back away sputtering, "Buh, hah, uhn, wha?" Artemis: The sad thing is, I knew what she meant... >Mina flopped onto the bed cuddled Artemis to her naked chest. "Oh, come on! Don't try >telling me you won't!" Poetry Man: Oh, he will! Artemis: *BAM!* Not a chance! > >Artemis's jaw was still flapping and his eyes were still wide-open. He finally managed >to say, "But Mina! I'm a cat!" Zoicite: My god, a talking cat! Artemis: Very funny. > >Mina gently guided Artemis's head towards her breast saying, "It's alright. I want this." Artemis: Like hell you do! Lina: Hey, calm down. Artemis: (yelling at the screen) You want to wait till marriage, and not even then!!! Zoicite: Strict... > >Artemis would have replied, but he was already busy sucking on the rock-hard nipple in >his mouth. Artemis: That better be your own nipple! Lina: ...it better NOT! >Mina cooed lightly and stroked the back of Artemis's head. She delighted in >the way his rough tongue roamed over her areola and the gentle sucking Lina: There's nothing gentle about this. >of her nipple. >She reached up her other hand and stroked her other breast, paying attention to the >already hard nipple. Artemis made little noises of rapture (Artemis screams in horror) >around the nipple, the >vibrations making Mina moan loudly. > >Artemis looked up into Mina's face Zoicite: And threw up. >and let go of her nipple finally. She pouted and opened >her mouth to complain, but Artemis stated, "You wanted a screaming orgasm." Lina: So give her booze, you lecher! >She nodded her >head and laid back as Artemis walked over her flat stomach and knelt before her pussy. Artemis: (shaking paw in rage) I'M her pussy, dammit! Zoicite: A new take on an old joke! > >Taking a deep breath to reassure himself, Lina: (Artemis) This won't be mentally scarring, this won't be mentally scarring... >he lowered his head and Zoicite: Prayed. >lapped at her clit. >Mina moaned loudly at the beginning but soon became used to his tongue. She whimpered and >whispered loudly, Poetry Man: (Mina) FUCK ME, BITCH, FUCK ME! Lina: Fireball!!! Poetry Man: *burn* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! >"More! Please give me more!" Poetry Man: Damn, that bitch is as wild as they say! Artemis: You shut up! > >Artemis moved around so that he could attack her clit from a different angle. Zoicite: (Artemis) 25 degrees! 40 degrees! 75 degrees! Lina: (Mina) You're such acute kitty! All: *moans and groans* Lina: ...I'll go punish myself. FIREBALL! *burn!* Lina: Ow... >He shoved >his face into her pussy Lina: He shoved his face into himself?!?! Artemis: Okay, now it's old... >and sucked hard on her clit at the same time licking ferociously. Mina >rocked up and down on the bed, her hands grabbing Artemis's head to hold it in place. > >He could taste her delicious juices flowing out of her pussy and into his waiting mouth. >He swallowed it all before it could escape and sucked harder on Mina's clit. > >Finally, she screamed out, "Oh! Artemis! Zoicite: (Mina) The roof is on fire! >I'm cuuuuummmmiiinng!! Her back arched high off >the mattress as her cum sprayed out over Artemis's face, Artemis: What's with this guy and projectile female ejaculation? >the sticky stuff clinging to his >whiskers and fur. Artemis: That's it, I've been mentally scarred... >He absent-mindedly licked the cum off of her thighs while she gasped for breath. When he >had finished cleaning off Mina's legs, Artemis moved closer in to her pussy. Mina finally >regained her breath and could feel Artemis' tongue moving over her sticky crotch. She >moaned and pushed Artemis away before saying, Lina: (Mina) The drugs have worn off, and now I have to kill you. Artemis: She would say that... >"Before you go any farther, I need to make a call." Lina: Who you gonna call? Zoicite: Ghostbusters! >Artemis shrugged Zoicite: I don't know how you do it, but that always amazes me. Artemis: *shrugs* Zoicite: Incredible! >and curled up on the stain left by Mina's cum. Poetry Man: You know what gets those stains out? Zoicite: Don't say it. Just...don't...say it. Lina: Actually, I'd like to know...for a friend. >He was painfully aware of >his erect dick and rubbed it against the wet bed sheets to try and get some relief. Poetry Man: Hey, I thought cats could masturbate! Lina: Where do you get these ideas?!?! Poetry Man: Discovery Channel. >He could hear Mina talking excitedly on the phone, but couldn't quite make out the >conversation. > >He thought about what had just happened in the span of a minute and wondered what would >happen next. Before he could wonder anymore though, Mina came back and stated, "Lita'll >be over in about half an hour." Poetry Man: (Artemis) Excellent, I have just enough time to run out and buy a penis pump! >She flopped down on the bed in front of him as he jumped to his feet and exclaimed, "Mina! >That's only 30 minutes! Zoicite: My god, half an hour is really 30 minutes? Inconceivable! >You should change the sheets and get dressed! Poetry Man: (Artemis) I'll shit on the front porch to scare her away! Artemis: You sicken me... >We can't let Lita see all this!" > >Mina laughed at him. She smiled coyly and said, Zoicite: (Mina) She won't see this. Her eyes are in jar on my desk! >"Oh no. We want Lita to see all this. >You see, she was the one that put me up to it. She had a deal going with me that I couldn't >get you to bring me off, but since I've won, she's going to give me the fuck of my life!" Poetry Man: (Artemis) You mean I wasn't the fuck of your life?!?! I'm insulted! >Artemis just sat down on his haunches and stared. His dick was threatening to burst, so >he absently rubbed it back and forth on the sheets. Mina was shocked Lina: Can't see why she would be, after being molested by her pervert cat... Artemis: It's not my fault! >when she noticed and >said, "Hey, I'm sorry! I forgot all about you!" She picked him up and laid him on his back >on her pillow. > >He yelped, "What are you doing now?" Mina simply smiled at him and pulled his legs apart. Zoicite: Tearing him in half, leaving a bloody mess on the covers. Artemis: That's just disgusting... >Flicking her hair back, she leaned down and gently licked his cat balls. He groaned in spite >of himself and mumbled, "More..." > >Mina opened her mouth and lavished his nuts Artemis: You stay away from my macadamias! >and dick with her tongue. When she had cleaned >off all of her cum that had been smeared on them, she took his cock and balls completely >into her mouth Poetry Man: Don't put that in your mouth! You don't know where it's been! Artemis: It's cleaner than yours... >and began sucking him off, at the same time licking furiously. Zoicite: (Mina) How DARE he not give me booze?!?! That bastard!!! >Artemis couldn't stand very much of this and soon yelled out, Artemis: Kill me now! >"I'm cumming, Mina! Oh God, Artemis: KILL ME NOW!!! Poetry Man: Oh, stop it, you pussy. *Fireball!* Poetry Man: Oww... Lina: That wasn't funny! >I'm cumming! MMMMIIIIIINNNNAAAAAAAAA!" She sucked down the first spurt of Artemis Zoicite: "Artemis: Now in a handy squeeze bottle!" >cum and >then pulled her face back a little bit. Cum shot from his little dick Artemis: LITTLE?!?! >and sprayed her hair >and face. Lina: And that's why you perform oral sex BEFORE you shower. Zoicite: Or during. Same thing. >She couldn't believe all the cum that was flying and pulled back until she was >kneeling in front of him. The whole time, Artemis was screaming and yelling Lina: (Artemis) I can't believe it's not bacon! Zoicite: (Artemis) The British are coming, the British are coming! Poetry Man: (Artemis) I just saved hundreds on my car insurance by switching to Geico! >Mina's name. Zoicite: (Artemis) YOU BITCH!!! >When the spurts started slowing down and Artemis stopped yelling, Mina reached out and >began rubbing Artemis' dick, trying to push out the last of his cum. When the last spurt >finally dripped onto his furred belly, Mina brought her wet, sticky hand to her mouth and >began loudly sucking off all of Artemis' cat cum. Zoicite: Don't slurp your semen. > >Artemis gasped in pleasure, his sides heaving with exhaustion. His fur was matted with his >cum, Artemis: I'm gonna have to clean that later... Zoicite: Oh, poor you... >and Mina was just leaning over to suck the rest of his cum off of his dick. He gave >one last spurt which Mina hungrily sucked down, before laying his head back on the pillow >and shutting his eyes. The last thing he saw was Mina's face criss-crossed with his cum, a >little bit forming a drip on her chin, and his cum mixed in with her beautiful, golden hair. > >The doorbell rang. Artemis: Please let it be death... >Artemis opened his eyes blearily. Zoicite: (Death) I got an order for a cat. Any cats in here? Lina: (Mina) Yes, I have a pussy right here! All: *moans and groans* Lina: ...I'm so sorry. >Voices were talking, getting closer. Poetry Man: (Voices) I'll stab him, you take his wallet. >He yawned loudly. > >The door burst open. Zoicite: And in walked...! Poetry Man: (Ash) You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town. Zoicite: Uh...okay, whatever... >Artemis jumped to his feet in surprise as Mina and Lita tumbled into the room, locked in Lina: A box. Poetry Man: Oh boy, magic tricks! Lina: *sweatdrop* >a passionate embrace. Lina: In a box! Poetry Man: I saw this trick once, but it was being done with a girl and a zebra. Lina: I don't want to know... >Mina was totally naked while Lita was wearing tight, black, spandex bike shorts and a >forest green halter top. She was wearing fingerless, black leather gloves with green >stripes, but her feet were bare. Poetry Man: *makes porn music sound effects* >Mina was gorging herself on Lita's erect nipple, Zoicite: Goes great with ketchup! >cupping and squeezing Lita's ripened tit Lina: They look overripe to me... Zoicite: Jealous? Lina: I AM NOT, YOU WELL-ENDOWED SON OF A BITCH!!! Zoicite: O-kay... >underneath the halter while Lita rubbed and squeezed Mina's breast with her right hand. As >they lay on the floor, Lita shoved her crotch against Mina's in hot need. Mina was grabbing >and kneading Lita's strong buttocks with her free hand, trying to pull her harder against >herself. > >Artemis noticed a small plastic bag just to the side of them, Zoicite: (Artemis) Yes! An escape! >but his concentration was >completely focussed on the two girls. Finally, Lita pulled her head back and stroked Mina's >hair. She kissed Mina's bottom lip a few more times before sitting back. Mina propped >herself up on her elbows and smiled up at Lita. Zoicite: (Mina) Guess where I've hidden your shoes! I'll give you a hint: they're not in my mouth! >When Lita stood up, Artemis saw Mina's pussy juices smeared all over her crotch, making it >look like Lita had wet herself. Lina: Let's not go down that path. >Lita reached out a hand and hauled Mina to her feet. She >pulled Mina against her so that Mina faced away from her and began kissing and nibbling her >neck while digging two of her fingers into Mina's naked pussy. Zoicite: Oh my god, she's killing Artemis! Artemis: Stop that! >Mina's eyes shut tightly and her face screwed up in pleasure as Lita whispered into her >ear. Artemis watched as Lita's rough rubbing cause Mina's pussy juices to pour out. Mina >yelled out, "Yes! Oh yes, Lita! Do me like that! Yes! Oh! Yes! Shove your fingers in harder!" Poetry Man: Yes! Yes! Do it, bitches, do it! Zoicite: I don't know whether I should be annoyed or really turned off... >Artemis watched as Lita's fingers drove in farther. She began pumping Mina's pussy harder >and faster, much to Mina's screaming delight. Lita smiled widely. > >Finally, Mina yelled out, "I'm cumming, Lita! Keep going Lita! Fuck! Oh yes! Fuck my pussy >with your fingers! Yes! Oh Lita! I'm cumming! I'M CUUMMMIIINNNGGGG!!!" Zoicite: Why couldn't this be a Negaverse slash fic? >The juices spilling >from her pussy splashed out in even greater volume Artemis: Until the room flooded and everyone drowned. >as Lita's pistoning fingers moved so fast >that Mina's cum couldn't come Lina: (cum) I'm just tired, okay?! >fast enough. Mina continued to scream out her passion Artemis: FISH STICKS!!! Zoicite: KUNZITE!!! Lina: WORLD-DESTROYING MAGICAL POWER!!! Poetry Man: HOT LESBIAN SAILOR SLUTS!!! >as the >fingers inside her kept pumping her. > >She orgasmed again, stronger this time, nearly blacking out. Her bucking almost knocked Lita >over, but the larger girl managed to hold them up. Zoicite: What is this, hardcore lesbian sex or a rodeo? Poetry Man: If this fic were any good, it'd be both. Zoicite: ...okay, you can shut up now. >Through it all, Lita's fingers still kept >pumping at that furious pace. Poetry Man: (Lita's fingers) I HAVE FURY!!! >Finally, when Mina's feet gave out, Lita lay her down on the >floor and pulled out her dripping fingers. Quickly, she shoved her face into Mina's crotch >and sucked up all of the dripping juices while Mina was still recovering. > >Lita reached over Mina into the plastic bag that Artemis had noticed earlier and pulled out Zoicite: Artemis. >a pair of thong panties with a huge plastic cock attached to the front. Poetry Man: HELL yeah! Artemis: NOOOOO!!! >Lita quickly slipped Zoicite: And broke her neck. >on the ten-inch dildo over her shorts and, after coating it with a layer of Mina's cum, Lina: That girl should bottle this stuff and sell it. Zoicite: No way, it's too readily available for free. >placed the head of it against Mina's pussy. > >Mina groaned loudly from feeling so much pleasure so quickly. She groaned even louder when >the dildo began pressing into her. She was so wet that she couldn't have stopped nor even >slowed the massive dildo's entry if she wanted to. > >Lita pulled Mina's legs up around her waist as she pushed in, slowly pumping her hips when >it was only half way in. The fake cock slid in all the way out to the very tip before going >back in again. Mina moaned her pleasure Lina: Food! Zoicite: Yaoi! Artemis: Tuna! Poetry Man: This! >as the dildo filled her cunt to overflowing. Indeed, Poetry Man: It was a fine time for hardcore lesbian sex. >as Lita slowly pumped the dildo, Mina's pussy juice was forced out Lina: (pussy juice) I'll have the rent by tomorrow! You know I'm good for it! >of her already dripping snatch. > >Mina managed to moan aloud, "More! Give me more!" Lita set to concentrating on moving Zoicite: She'll have to move after her parents hear about this. >her hips faster. A couple of times, she took too long a stroke and the dildo popped out. >In her hurry, she often smeared a great deal of cum over Mina's belly before she realized. >Mina always moaned louder than before, telling Lita to go faster and harder. Poetry Man: (Mina) Faster! Harder! Longer! More durable! Zoicite: Now with air conditioning and power steering! >Lita was already pumping the dildo as fast as she could with her hips. Mina was groaning, Zoicite: (Mina) Aww, they cancelled The Brak Show! >just on the edge, but unable to go over. Zoicite: Just stay there, I'll give you a good, hard shove. Artemis: That can be taken any number of ways... >Finally, Lita slowed down her pumping a bit so she >could again reach into the bag. This time, she brought out a foot-long monster. Poetry Man: Finally, Artemis is getting back into the story. *WHAM!* Artemis: Thanks for the mallet. Lina: Not a problem. >Mina's eyes were shut and so didn't see Zoicite: The knife being plunged in. >the new dildo. She moaned in annoyance when she felt >the strap-on leave her cunt again. However, she screamed in a tremendous, wide-eyed >orgasm when Lita shoved the twelve-inch dildo into her cunt, right to the hilt. Lita >pumped the dildo Artemis: For information. Zoicite: (Lita) Where's Bobby Fischer?!?! I know you're hiding him! >in and out of Mina's squeezing pussy until she was finally overcome by the pleasure and >fainted. >She left the large dildo in Mina's pussy and sat back, wiping the sweat off her forehead >with her dry hand. She stood and cleaned off her other hand with the blanket on the bed >and asked Artemis, Poetry Man: (Lita) Wanna fuck, cat-man? Artemis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Poetry Man: Cool, I broke him! Lina: Fireball!! Poetry Man: *sizzle* >"So how was it?" Poetry Man: (Artemis) Voyeur-ific! >His jaw opened and shut a few times Lina: (Artemis) So this is chewing...fascinating! >while Lita took off her gloves and laid them on the bed. >She then sat down on the bed heavily Zoicite: And crushed Artemis. >and took the strap-on dildo into her hands, Mina's cum >still running down the length. Lita took a deep breath and laid back, slowly pumping her >hands up and down the length of the dildo. > >After a few moments, she pulled her hands away and clenched them into fists over her >face. She opened her mouth wide and swallowed the juice that dripped from her hands, >voraciously sucking the cum off. When she was finished, she looked over asked Artemis, >"Did you really do it with Mina?" Artemis: No! I'm innocent! I was dead at the time! Zoicite: Ewww, she's a necrophiliac?! Artemis: I hate you... >He looked away and blushed, replying, "Yes. She surprised me." Zoicite: (Artemis) She came out in a headhunter's mask and a penguin suit! >Lita shoved her face closer, "Oh. Don't be embarrassed. Didn't you like it?" Artemis: NO!!! >He looked back angrily, "Yes! I loved every minute of it! Why do you care?" Lina: (Lita) I called 'next'. >Lita was taken aback. "I-I was just wondering. I mean, I only put Mina up to it because Zoicite: (Lita) She dared me to sleep with Queen Beryl. >she wanted to do it with you." Artemis: THAT'S A FILTHY LIE!!! >Artemis looked surprised, "Really? She really wanted to? I thought she was just using me." > >"Oh no. She would never do that! Artemis: She always does that! Zoicite: Really? Artemis: Not like that! >But I only put her up to it because I wanted to do it with >you too. I just didn't know if you'd want to." Lita now turned away, embarrassed. Lina: She's embarrassed? About this? She dared her best friend to fuck her cat! >Artemis looked her up and down and walked over to her. "It's okay, Lita. I want to." >She watched as he slowly placed a paw on her breast, Zoicite: But Lita dodged and retaliated with a hadouken! >underneath her halter, where her nipple was poking out, >and started rubbing. She moaned slightly and moved his paw around in a circle. The little bud >hardened further under his paw and he pressed harder to stimulate it more. Zoicite: You know what would stimulate it even more? A defibrillator. >As Artemis rubbed her nipple, Lita grabbed her other breast and rubbed it, Poetry Man: Causing a genie to come out of the nipple! Zoicite: (genie) I don't grant wishes, but I do have milk for sale! >occasionally teasing the nipple Artemis: (Lita) Nyah nyah, you're an engorged erogenous zone! >into hardness. She moaned when Artemis bit down on the nipple lightly Zoicite: And tore it off. Artemis: Eww! >through the >fabric and brushed it with his tongue. She cupped her breast and squeezed the nipple hard, >drawing Lina: A pink horsey. >more moans from herself. > >With her free hand, she reached up and began pulling the halter over her head. Underneath, the >creamy flesh of her breasts became exposed. The round, lush curves were pressed together in >front of Artemis's face, causing him to gape in wonder. Lina: (Artemis) I can actually SEE the silicone! >The nipples were coral pink and stuck >out towards Artemis like twin towers. Zoicite: If Gandalf shows up, I am so out of here... >Desparately, she pulled at her shorts, trying to get them off as if they were burning her. Lina: (Lita) OH GOD, IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!! >Artemis took a step back to allow her to pull the shorts away from her skin. The smell of Zoicite: Charred flesh. >Lita's cum hit Artemis and caused him to gasp out loud, Artemis: AAAAAAGGGHH!!! >and his little dick pointed >straight out from his furred belly. > >With no panties, the shorts had gotten pushed into the cleft of Lita's pussy and stuck there Lina: Forcing Artemis to break out the chisel and pickax. Zoicite: And as the pickax plunged into her heart-- Artemis: Stop that! >while she pulled. She moaned loudly Zoicite: (Lita) Oh, Levi's! >when her pussy finally let go of the fabric. Her cum was >smeared down her thighs and was dripping from her pussy still. > >Artemis immediately pounced in between her thighs, wetting his fur on her damp legs. He leaned >in and dragged his tongue over Lita's pussy lips, making her gasp and cry out when he pushed >it hard against her clit. He put his mouth around the hard flesh and suckled like a baby while >running his tongue over the sensitive nub. > >Lita cried out, "Artemis! Oh, Artemis! God that's good! Artemis: (God) Well, thanks, I thought using a rib to make woman was silly, but Adam dared me to do it, so... >Keep it up! I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna >cum! Oh God! I'm cumming! I'M CUUMMMMIIIINNNNGGG!!!" She squeezed her eyes shut Lina: (Lita) If I can't see it, it's not illegal! >and pinched her >nipple hard, revelling in the intense orgasm. Her legs were spasming beside Artemis's head, Zoicite: Crushing it like a melon! Artemis: Stop that! >she began grabbing and squeezing her tits with abandon, she rolled her head from side to side, Poetry Man: Drooling incontinently. >her back arched off the bed and her cum sprayed into Artemis's waiting mouth. Lina: She's like a sprinkler... Zoicite: A little-known fact: small children play around Lita's crotch in the summertime. >Artemis swallowed all the cum he could and let the rest drench his face while he sucked Lita's >clit between his teeth and nibbled it lightly. > >He was furiously rubbing his cock against the bed sheets Poetry Man: (Artemis) TAKE IT, TAKE IT YOU 100% COTTON WHORE! >when Lita finally stopped cumming. She >gulped huge, heaving breaths of air into her expended lungs, but still could hear Artemis's >moaning clearly. She looked down and gasped to see him rubbing his exposed cock against >the bed. Lina: (Lita) No! Bad kitty! Don't rape the bed! >Lita picked him up and he yowled in frustration. His yowls turned gasps as Lita's warm lips >settled around his dick and began sucking and licking. He couldn't hold it and yelled out Zoicite: (Artemis) I DON'T LIKE SPAM! >as he let his cream fly into the back of Lita's throat. She sucked as hard as she could >and was rewarded with Poetry Man: A pickax to the brain! >another large spurt as Artemis's yells neared ear-splitting. Artemis: (Lita) Ow, my freaking ears! >His cock twitched a >few more times, giving Lita the last of his cum, before he fainted away. > >Lita smiled to herself, two again later. >With that thought in mind, she dressed and left without a sound. Lina: (Lita) GOODBYE, YOU TWO! I'LL BE BACK FOR YOUR SPLEENS LATER! >The two sleeping forms barely >twitched as the door shut quietly. > >END >******** Artemis: What kind of sick and twisted individual would give this lemon eight stars? >Whew. I finally got it finished. Anyway, if you liked or didn't like this pseudo-sequel >please e-mail me. Even if it's just a friendly hello or a discertation on the morals of >writing hentais in general, I CRAVE ATTENTION! :) Ahem. Anyway, I'll respond to all >e-mails unless you don't want me to. I'll even take requests and, although I'll >patiently listen to flames, DO NOT send me something like: > "YOU FUCKIN IDEOT! THIS'S THE WORST FIC I'VE EVER READ!" Poetry Man: More like the best! Booyah! Artemis: You damn idiot... >Something like that (which did happen already, including the mispelling of idiot) will be met >with a harsh reply. Artemis: As harsh as, say, an AXE TO THE HEAD?!?! >That's all. Cya. > >The Screaming Flame >screaming_flame@yahoo.com *egress* Artemis: I need to hire a hitman... Zoicite: I'm looking for work! Dr. L: Well, how was it? Artemis: I've been scarred for life! I won't be able to look Mina in the eye anymore! Dr. L: Wonderful, wonderful. And the rest of you? Poetry Man: Funny as hell! Dr. L: Hmm...I think I need more personalized lemons... Miss T: I am not going on a lemon hunt again! I almost died last time! Dr. L: Would you do it for a Klondike bar? Miss T: I'd do it for a raise! Dr. L: Fine, I'll do it myself! Until next time, muffins! *other communicator beeps* Shadow: Hello in there! Anyone know how to beat Godzilla? Alysa: You told us you had a plan! Shadow: I do. To ask them. Zoicite: I haven't fought Godzilla in years, so no. Felicia: You fought Godzilla? Zoicite: Oh, sure, me and the entire Negaverse fought Godzilla a while back. Felicia: Who won? Zoicite: Well, we were under contract with the studio to let him win, so it wasn't really a fair fight...we could've taken him, though. (suddenly...) Announcer: It's the Poetry Man! Poetry Man: Hey, where's Mina? I wrote a poem especially for her. (Mina appears on the screen, looking quite harrowed) Mina: A poem? For me? Alysa: How sweet...I think. Poetry Man: There the lesbians sat, Shoving dildos up their twat, There I sat in silent glee As Mina fucked her cat! (silence) Mina: YOU BASTARD!!! *WHAM!* Ranma: Whoa! How'd she hit him through the TV? Artemis: Who cares? Do it again, do it again! Mina: What the hell's he talking about, anyway? Artemis: Oh yeah! Mina, as your guardian cat, I am ordering you to never sexually molest me again! Mina: ......YOU BASTARD!!! *WHAM!* Artemis: Ow... Poetry Man: So you DO want to sexually molest your cat! *WHAM!* Poetry Man: I'm dying... *KA-BOOM!* Felicia: What was that? Ranma: An explosion! Lina: It sounded like it came from the basement! Zoicite: To the basement! (everyone troops downstairs) Artemis: Ow...somebody...help? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Took me long enough, huh? If anyone remembers the teasers I wrote in the last episode, you'll know what that explosion is. Like most of the teasers I write, I pretty much forgot all about at least two of them. I should just start writing more teasers with the express intent of not doing anything about them. So, with that in mind, here's what happens (maybe) in the next crazy-ass episode: Our heroes come up with a plan to fight Godzilla! The SOB is a victim of terrorism! Tensions rise on the SoL!!! Legos are everywhere! Perhaps these things, but perhaps not, on the next exciting episode of: Mystery Science Theater 3000! Reef: Wait a minute, I wasn't even in this episode! Shadow: Whoops... Reef: And you didn't even explain how Mina got tied to the roof of the car! Shadow: She got out all right, didn't she? Reef: I'm not going to ask, I'm not going to ask, I'm not going to ask... Kuragari no Hateshiganai no Sensei Shadow