Yay! I think I finally have a cast I can work with. Now I just need someone to have a drunken lesbian moment, and we'll really have fun! This episode's heavy on the plot, since I've got to get my feet wet with what I hope will be a more permanent cast. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- My Quick Disclaimer: This lemon was written by Screaming Flame. It's being used without permission, and I think you can guess I don't care if I get permission. Complete disclaimer info is at my site, if you're at all curious. http://www.terisan.com (note: the site info is/was for the folks at fanfiction.net, but since they don't allow MSTs anymore, I'm including it just in case I post my stuff to other fanfiction sites.) Now included with the copyright info is a link to a respective character shrine if you're not familiar with the origins and history of the crew of the SoL. Warning: may contain spoilers, so view at your own discretion. Mystery Science Theater is owned by Best Brains. That's all I have. Minako, Sailor Venus, Zoicite, Artemis, and Sailor Moon are owned by Toei Animation. The respective characters and copyrights belong to them. Zoicite - http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Pagoda/3540/open.html Artemis - http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Island/6212/ Felicia and Darkstalkers are owned by Capcom, copyrights, same deal. http://www.stuart.iit.edu/students/adamadr/images/darkstal/felicia.html Lina Inverse is copyrighted by Hajime Kanzaka, Rui Araizumi, Kadokawa Shoten, TV Tokyo, and SOFTX. http://www.inverse.org/e/ Ranma was created by Rumiko Takahashi and whatever company is behind her. http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/skulls/65/ranma.html Narusegawa Naru is copyright (©) Ken Akamatsu, Kodansha, LoveHina Onsen Kumiai, and TV Tokyo. http://www.narusegawa.net/ The Poetry Man is owned by me and my company, Ink Blot Inc. Dr. Longshlong and Miss Titsalot are also owned by me and above-mentioned company. Just to give them a little added personality, Dr. L will be played by Jon Lovitz, and Miss T will be played by Catherine Zeta-Jones (just for fun). Much thanks to Greg Hawkins for the copyright info for Tenchi Muyo. A million thanks to Bryant (a.k.a. UltraZor8) for the theme song! Thanks to Ben Nunez for doing the fanart of the SoL crew. Thanks to every MiSTer out there for giving bad lemons the riffing they so richly deserve. *** In the not too distant future, Somewhere in outer space, Anime's favorite players, Are caught in a dire place. An evil doc and his busty brunette, stumbled across a tiny torture set, they found the crew and the Satellite of Love, now they're gonna rule the world from high on up above! All: Let us go, you Bastard!! I'll send them cheesy lemons, The worst I can find! (La-la-la) They'll have to sit and read them all, As I monitor their minds! (La-la-la) Now keep in mind they can't control, When the lemons begin or end, (La-la-la) But they'll try to keep their sanity, (off-stage chorus: Hopefully!) With some help from their anime friends! Anime Roll Call! Naru! (Must study!) Zoicite! (Cursed censors!!) Ranma! (Water bad!) Artemis! (She's Not A Virgin!!) Felicia! (Meeroww!!) Lina! (Dragon Slave!) The Poetry Man! (Booooooobs!!!!!) If you wonder how they eat and breath, and other science facts, (La-la-la) Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, So Shut the Fu__ UP! and Relax For Mystery Science Theater, 3000!!! {twang} MST vers. 2.000000004: Study Date Last time, the doctor discovered the worst Final Fantasy ever made! Not only that, but he unleashed the worst Final Fantasy lemon ever made! Since the game wasn't bad enough to go insane, the lemon had a similar effect. Meanwhile, in the basement, the SOB received a new cast through the clever use of explosives. And yes, I really did forget all of their names. Anyway, Mina finally went to see the show and ended up being transported to a plane headed for Japan! What're the odds, huh? I swear, this is the last cast change, really. *** The Scene: The living room of the SoL Artemis: (crying) Waaaaah! Lina: Oh, quit that, she's not dead. Artemis: How do you know?! Lina: Wishful thinking? Come on, don't be so down. I just made some tuna. Artemis: TUNA!!! Blah...it's not the same without Mina to keep me from choking. *communicator beeps* Dr. L: Greetings, bran muffins-in-training! I've...wait a sec, one of you's missing. Zoicite: That Poetry weirdo's gone off somewhere. Dr. L: No, not him...damn it, did another one of you escape?! Miss T: Doctor, this is the first escape we've had. Dr. L: Irregardless, this will be the last! I'm not about to re-learn all of your names! Ranma: You don't know our names anyway. Dr. L: Well, I would if you'd tell me your real names, 'Ranma!' Ranma: That is my real name! Dr. L: Oh, suuure, you just happen to be named the same as the popular anime character. Ranma: I *am* Ranma, you idiot! Dr. L: Wait a minute...you're all anime characters, aren't you? *facefault* Miss T: Doctor...I keep trying to tell you... Dr. L: Well, anyway, there will be no more escapes, or I'll drown you in jell-o! Now, for your replacement! Miss Titsalot, open the quasi-scientific portal! Miss T: One replacement, coming up! (cue big sparky shining portal in the living room) *FWOOOOP!* ????: WAAAAHH!! *thump* Zoicite: Another girl? Damn it... ????: What's going on? Where am I? Dr. L: Ladies and gentlemen, meet Narusegawa Naru! Naru: Huh? Who's that guy? Artemis: A harmless maniac. Ignore him. Naru: Katari...neko da...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (runs!) Artemis: Uh...yes, I am a talking cat, and...she's gone. Zoicite: Let's just hope she doesn't run into-- Naru: (from the bedrooms) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Zoicite: --my room. Right then. Felicia: Geez, she's sure excitable. Lina: Well, no wonder! You're a pretty weird group. Zoicite: Hey! Lina: It's true! Ranma: We're not that bad. Lina: Oh yeah? Man with breasts, guy who turns into a girl, lady with fur and a tail, and a damn talking cat! Don't even get me started on that Poetry freak! Zoicite: Oh yeah? So why didn't you go running off screaming when you first came aboard? Lina: Seen it all before. Felicia: (to Ranma) What about you? Ranma: My friends turn into ducks and pigs. Hell, my dad's a panda. Felicia: I see...I'LL GET YOU!!! (runs after him) Ranma: AAAAAAHHH!!! (flees!) Lina: Why the hell is she still chasing him? Artemis: I'll let you know if I find out. Zoicite: Ignore them. What are we going to do about the new girl? Lina: I'll go calm her down. The Scene: Mina's room (it's Naru's now, but we'll get to that later) (knock at the door) Naru: Who's there?! Lina: Just me. Lemme in, will ya? Naru: Is that talking cat out there? Lina: No, now lemme in! (Lina enters, while Naru takes a peek outside, armed with a mallet) Lina: What's with the mallet? Naru: There's a whole bunch just lying around. Lina: Weird...well, anyway, you've gotta come outside. You can't just stay here the whole time. Naru: The whole time what? What's going on here? The Scene: The living room Artemis: What do you think's going on in there? Zoicite: Well-- Naru: (from the bedrooms) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! Zoicite: I'd wager Lina just told her about the lemons. (cut to five minutes later. Lina and Naru return to the living room) Naru: Um...hello...mister talking cat... Artemis: My name's Artemis, and don't call me mister. Zoicite: I'm Zoicite, by the way. Naru: Uh...are you a woman? Zoicite: No, dammit! My kingdom for a plastic surgeon! Artemis: Didn't we destroy the Negaverse? Zoicite: ...you fucking do-gooders... Naru: Well, listen, I'm sorry for freaking out. I'm just not used to talking cats. Flying turtles, sure. Mecha turtles, why not. Stone turtles, I've had a few. Artemis: Riiiight... Naru: Anyway, since we're stuck here, we might as well make the best of it. (suddenly...) Announcer: It's the Poetry Man! Naru: What the...? Poetry Man: Hey, who's the bitch with the rack? *silence* Naru: You JERK!!! *PUNCH!* *WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!* Zoicite: Holy shit! Lina: She punched him through five walls! Artemis: That's two more walls than Mina ever managed! *communicator beeps* Dr. L: Hello, and...what the hell? Who broke the walls?! (suddenly...) Ranma: AAAAAAHHH! *runs right into the theater* Felicia: Huff, puff...damn, he can run for a long time... Naru: Isn't it too hot to be cosplaying? Felicia: Cosplaying? Lina: Uh...I'll explain later... Dr. L: GET IN THE DAMN THEATER!!! Artemis: Geez, what crawled up your ass? Dr. L: One of my experiments got a little frisky. *sweatdrop* Miss T: Doctor, I thought I told you never to mention that to me again... Dr. L: Well, anyway, I've already prepared the next lemon, so get in the theater! Artemis: Alright, alright...come on, Naru, there's no substitute for experience. Naru: Uh...o-kay... Felicia: I'll get that guy... *follows them into the theater* *entre* *dog bone* *6, movie of Hollywood execs boiling in a giant cauldron* *5, video loop of the Metroid Prime intro* *4, screenshot of Lilly, Jeane and Lucia from Suikoden 3 doing naughty things* *3, Kirby in UFO form powering up a star shot* *2, picture of Indianapolis Charmander with an erection* *1, a big wheel of gouda cheese* (Ranma's hiding in the back of the theater) >STOP!! If you are under 18 years of age, stop reading now and back out. Naru: Does this mean we can leave? Felicia: You'd think so. Artemis: Ranma, get the hell up here! Ranma: She's gonna kill me! Naru: I'll sit between you. Ranma: Oh, fine... >(Yeah right! As if you'd listen to me!) There are graphic descriptions of lesbian >bestiality. Naru: Oh, dear god... Felicia: Wait, is this about me? >You've been warned... > > >BEDTIME FOR LUNA Felicia: Thank goodness... Artemis: LUNA?!?! >BY The Screaming Flame > > When Luna walked into the living room, she found Serena playing her >Sailor V video game. After hearing Serena's cursing at yet another loss, Ranma: (Serena) Damn! Artemis: (Serena) Shit! Felicia: (Serena) Fuck! Voice: MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A FUCKING GODDAMN SHITLICKING BITCH!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK HELL GODDAMN SHIT BITCH COCK CUNT FUCK!!! All: O_O Naru: What the hell was that?! The Scene: An airplane headed toward Japan Reef: Shadow, would you stop playing Ikaruga?! People are staring! Shadow: Uh, I lost ten minutes ago. Mina's been playing. Mina: GODDAMN SATELLITE!!! (whoever's played Ikaruga will know what she means) Alysa: Scary... The Scene: Back in the theater >she sighed loudly. > "You need to go to bed soon, Serena." > Serena whined pitifully, "Ahhh, Luna. Can't I stay up just this once, >pleeeeeaaaase? Felicia: (Luna) No, these games make you blind and ditsy...well, maybe just blind in your case. >Mom and dad are gone on their business trip till tuesday and >Sammy's staying over at his friend's for the next couple of days." Ranma: Damn, what a setup... Felicia: Five bucks says Mamoru or the other Scouts show up. > "No, Serena." > "Ok. I'm almost finished anyway. Just a little mooore." Serena said, >just before she died again. Naru: Hasn't she heard of those kids who died from playing too much? > "Oh, Serena! You'll never finish that game tonight." > "Betcha I can!" > "I'll bet you can't!" Artemis: It begins... > "Alright. The bet's been made. If I win, I want you to lick my cunt till >I fall asleep," Serena stated with an evil grin. All: WHAT?!?! Greg: (from far away) Lemon Law 43! Naru: What was that? Ranma: I didn't hear anything. > Luna was shocked, All: SHE'S SHOCKED!? >"WHAT!?" All: THAT'S WHAT WE SAID!!! > Serena continued, "And no backing out!" Ranma: How can she back out? Everyone knows a bet's not made till everyone agrees to the terms. Felicia: Since when has common sense applied? > "Serena, I don't think you're old enough, nor even of an equivalent species, Felicia: Like that's ever been a consideration... >for that!" > "Whatsa matter, Luna? Afraid I'll win?" Naru: (Luna) I'd sooner be afraid of this lemon...which I am. > "No, it's not that! I just told you why not!" > "I don't care! No matter what you say, the bet stands!" Ranma: (Luna) We'll see what Judge Judy has to say about that! >And then she >proceeded to blow Luna's mind by flawlessly finishing the game from the beginning. Artemis: Oh, come on! Elastic women I can understand! Multiple orgasms I can understand! Wildly improbable situations I can understand! But Serena finishing a game, and flawlessly, no less?! That's going too far! > Later that night.... > Serena called out, "Time for bed, Luna! Remember our bet!" Naru: (Luna) Just call me Welshy! > Luna returned, "I don't know if I can do this." > "C'mon, Luna. You lost the bet, so get your pussy over here, pussy!" All: *moan and groan* Artemis: I HATE that pun! Especially when it's done badly. > "Oh, alright!" Luna crawled out of the closet Ranma: In more ways than one! >and stiffly walked toward >the bed. Serena was already dressed for bed, Felicia: In socks and a top hat. >happily on all fours on her bed with >her grinning face pointed straight at her. >she thought sullenly. Naru: It's a sure bet I'm not going to like this. > As soon as Luna hopped on the bed, Serena sat back against the headboard. >She raised her butt slightly, pulled her pyjama Ranma: Worst. Typo. Ever. >bottoms down to mid-thigh and then >leaned back and waited with her legs spread apart. Felicia: I could swear I've seen hentai of this. Artemis: What?! Felicia: I mean, I was looking for pictures of the Statue of Liberty and that SMUT came up on the screen! Artemis: Of course it did... > Luna noted that Serena was already wet and shuddered inwardly, She really wants this!> Ranma: If she doesn't, this is one hell of a practical joke. > When she finally reached the juncture between Serena's thighs, she stopped, >stared at the golden-blond triangle of hair above Serena's swollen pussy lips, Naru: And ran. Ranma: Does everyone in lemons have designer pubic hair? >took a deep breath, and then shoved her face forward. As soon as her nose was buried in >Serena's pussy, Artemis: There is so much wrong with that sentence... Naru: And it's not even over yet... >she began licking up and down. Occasionally, her nose would go under >Serena's hood and rub her clit. For the entire time, Naru: I'll be hiding in terror! >Serena had two handfuls of Artemis: Dangerous and yummy plutonium! >blanket in each hand and was squeezing as hard as she could. Eventually, Luna's >licking teased her clit out of its hood Felicia: Then the clit saw its shadow, assuring six more weeks of winter. >and her nose rubbed against it harder and >more often. > Serena gasped, "Oh, Luna! You're so good! Ahhh!" > Luna, with her face full of muff, grumbled to herself. > Eventually, Naru: The Earth cooled, and glaciers rose. Felicia: Then Pixar made another movie. >Serena began losing control of her muscles which meant that Artemis: She was either having an orgasm or she has a spastic colon. All: (chanting) Colon, colon, colon! >she was about to have one helluvan Felicia: (Serena) One helluvan, please, and hold the pickles. >orgasm. Her arms flailed around, her breathing >came out in huge puffs Ranma: (Serena) I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow-- Felicia: Careful... Ranma: ...your house down. Felicia: Those aren't the words to the story. Ranma: Yeah, they are. Felicia: Wait, really? Artemis: Yes, those have always been the words. Felicia: ...when we get out of here, I'm calling my mother... Naru: That's just...weird. >and gasps, and her legs locked tight together, holding >Luna's face deep in her pussy. To her credit(and the wording of the bet), Felicia: She slipped Serena some sleeping pills...in suppository form. Naru: Eww! >Luna kept licking Serena's clit even though she was slowly suffocating. Artemis: If she dies down there, I'm seeking divine retribution. > Finally, when Serena's muscles all went limp at the same and Serena was >asleep, Luna got up coughing. At first, she couldn't get enough air, Felicia: Asphyxiation: nature's way of telling you to stop giving oral sex. >but soon she >found out she was coughing up Serena's cum which was also covering her head. All: Ewww! > Luna was still coughing by the time she made it to Amy's home. Artemis: I'd have gotten Rei, she'd tear Usagi a new one. Maybe two. Felicia: Are you kidding? She'd either be turned on and have sex with Luna or Serena or both. Artemis: Damn non-stick reality! >Amy's mom >was also away that weekend, and Luna needed someone reliable to talk to about >Serena's behavior that night. Ranma: How about Dr. Laura? > After a few seconds of scratching at the door, Ranma: She realized there was a kitty door. >Amy opened it. She was >still wearing her school uniform. Felicia: Cue the tentacle rape! Artemis: Begin the satanic sex ceremony! ...what am I saying?! > "Oh, Luna! I didn't expect you to come here! What's the matter?" > They went into the dining room to talk. > Luna sighed, she hadn't been able to get all the sticky cum off her fur, Ranma: Do girls squirt some sort of adhesive, or what? >"Serena's just shown me how much control she really has." Naru: (Luna) She balanced a meatball on her nose for 20 minutes! Felicia: (Luna) Without tonguing it! Naru: That just sounds...wrong... > "What do you mean?" > "I mean she made a bet with me and wouldn't let me back out." > "That could be seen as being responsible. Artemis: A responsible person wouldn't depend on their pets to give them orgasms! Ranma: So you're saying a responsible person would've fingered herself? Artemis: Yes! No! I hate you! >I mean, if she had let you >back out, she would have been giving up." Something tickled Amy's nose, so >she took a little sniff of the air. Felicia: (Amy) Mmm, sulfer. >Not recognizing the smell, but thinking it >smelled very good, she asked, "What was the bet about anyway?" Ranma: (Luna) We bet I'd have to take a drab, plain girl and make her prom queen. > "She bet me that if she won her Sailor V video game, I'd have to do >something for her..." > "That's not so bad. What's the problem?" > "She won the game. From the beginning." > "Luna, are we talking about the same Serena!? I mean, I will stick up >for her now and then, but is she really capable of winning that game?" Artemis: NO! NO, SHE'S NOT, AND ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENTLY IS A DAMN LIAR! Ranma: Geez, calm down. Artemis: I'm a cat! Boo! Ranma: AAAAAHHH!!! (jumps several chairs away) Artemis: Pansy... > "Yes, it's the same Serena. And, yes, she did finish the game. But that's >not the real problem." > "Then what is it, Luna?" > "The deal was that if she won I'd have to lgjhgdrjhgfvna." Felicia: (Amy) My god, you performed oral sex on her?!?! > "Please don't mumble Luna. Naru: That was mumbling? I thought the author had a spider on his keyboard. >I can't understand you." > Luna took a deep breath and then blurted it all out, "She wanted me to >perform oral sex on her!" Then she turned her face away in shame. > Amy was shocked Naru: (Amy) I'm shocked! >and she blushed furiously, "You didn't..." Ranma: (Luna) I did just as sure as you're a closet lesbian. Artemis: What?!?! Where did you hear that?!?! Ranma: That Poetry guy was telling me about-- Artemis: How many times do I have to tell you? NEVER LISTEN TO THE POETRY MAN!!! > Luna nervously wiped at her cum-stained fur while her face went from >black to bright red, "I did. That's what I'm covered in and that's what you're >probably smelling." > "Oh, Luna. Why?" Felicia: (Luna) I had so much sake I threw up in her pussy! All: O_o > "Because I...uh...that is, ahem..." Luna's face began burning up Naru: (Luna) Oh, bother, it seems I've spontaneously combusted. >she was >so embarrassed and bewildered, "I...guess...I can't really say why." have been because I liked it, could it?> she thought. Naru: No, it was because you made a bet that seemed like a sure thing. > Now Luna smelled something very curious Felicia: (Amy) Sorry, that was me. >and noticed that Amy was no longer >paying attention, Artemis: That ADD is like a disease! > Sure enough, Amy opened her eyes with a look of pure lust on her face. >Her voice was husky and uncertain, "Um, Luna...Oh Luna, I want you so bad!" All: *facefault* Artemis: Now that's just silly. > Luna jumped off the table just as Amy lunged forward, but she suddenly >stopped in mid-air. Amy had caught her tail! Naru: Fortunately it popped right off, and Luna escaped! Felicia: Wouldn't that hurt? Naru: Would you rather Amy does what we all know she's going to do? > While hanging upside-down, she screamed out, "AMY! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! >THINK OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!" Ranma: Since when has thought been a necessary process in these things? > Amy sounded like she was very far away and her voice was very slow, >"I know exactly what I'm doing, Luna." Amy stood up and, with one hand, dropped >her skirt to the floor. "I'm going to make you do to me what you did to Serena." Felicia: (Luna) You're going to make me berate you and try to get you to school on time? >Then she pushed Luna's head past the elastic of her panties. Luna could barely >breathe because of the waistband. Artemis: Okay, this has to violate laws on animal cruelty, I just know it. > She yelled with a wheeze in her voice, "AMY!! LET ME OUT!" > "Unh un, Luna. You pleasure me first, or you don't get out." Ranma: (Luna) You let me out, or I move in! Felicia: A cat living in your underwear...the ASPCA would go on a rampage! > Luna had no choice but to give in. Artemis: Biting her is also a choice, you know! >Her large sigh Naru: Knocked Amy over the head with a ballpeen hammer. >caused Amy to shiver >and moan. She took as deep a breath as she could and then went to work on Amy's >puffy pussy. Felicia: She popped the puffy pussy with a purple pin. Naru: I don't wanna say that five times fast... >Amy's stiff clit was already sticking out about a quarter of an inch, >so Luna began with it. She licked it all around, sucked it into her mouth, and bit >down on it lightly. Artemis: Bite it off! Felicia: Hey! >Amy was moaning loudly while her pussy began gushing out her >juice. Ranma: (Luna) Amazing, your juice has the same chemical composition as Elmer's Glue! Naru: *sweatdrop* >Luna kept right on with Amy's clit, hoping it would bring Amy to a fast >orgasm so she could get out and breathe. Artemis: Just bite her, you dumb cat! (Luna shows up out of nowhere and whaps Artemis, then leaves) > In the meantime, Amy had been stroking Luna's tail with one hand while >holding her up with the other. However, her legs had given out, so she ended up >falling into the seat of her chair. This gave Luna a little room to hold herself >up and she began breathing a bit easier, although she was still being choked by >Amy's panties. Ranma: Suddenly, PETA arrived and shot up the place! Felicia: (PETA) Don't shoot till you see the pink of her pussy! > Amy wanted more pleasure than she was getting. Artemis: Then buy a vibrator and stop abusing your pets! >To help, she pulled her >panties down to her knees. Luna began breathing hard onto her cunt, but she >wouldn't stop pleasuring Amy's clit. Amy then bent forward over Luna and pulled >her panties all the way off. There was a quiet squish when they hit the floor. >She spread her legs as far apart as she could and put her hands on Luna's head, >forcing Luna down to lick her aching pussy. > Luna resisted only for a second, then Felicia: Bought the Menudo album! All: NOOOOOOO!!! >eagerly plunged her face into Amy's >pussy. She licked inside Amy's lips, and shoved her nose hard against Amy's clit. >Amy was moaning and yelling Luna's name Naru: (Amy) Oh, Sam! >while she reached up under her shirt and >began fondling her breast. Felicia: She only has one?! Artemis: Sure, why not...radiation damage would explain a lot. >She wasn't wearing a bra and her nipples were already >rock hard. She soon began gasping loudly and her muscles started spasming. Luna >shoved her face farther into Amy's cunt and sucked hard on her clit. Felicia: That's physically impossible for a cat. Ranma: I'm still trying to get over the girl with one breast... >With a final >scream of passion, Felicia: (Amy) Oh, Makoto! Ranma: (Amy) Oh, Mamoru! Naru: (Amy) Oh, Starbucks! >Amy fell onto the floor, shivering on her side. Luna narrowly >avoided going with her. Amy was fast asleep with a big smile on her face and >saliva dripping out of her mouth. Artemis: Like an angel, she sleeps... > Luna coughed and Amy's cum came out. She sighed, but realized, _do_ like that! I can't believe it! Artemis: You can't believe it?! You tramp! >Right now, I think it's disgusting, but when >I was doing it, I liked it. Oh, Luna. What will you do now?> She shook her head, >made a decision, Ranma: (Luna) Seppuku! That's the answer! >and curled up into a ball beside Amy. She purred happily in her sleep. > >******** >Well, end of story. Have a good time? All: NO!!! >We see you again, eh? Ranma: Not if I can help it... >Give regards to screaming_flame@yahoo.com *egress* Naru: Please don't tell me we have to do that all the time... Artemis: Well, we try to take turns. Felicia: Unless the doc forces us into the theater. Ranma: In which case I have a hiding place all ready. Lina: So, how was it? Artemis: Horrible...I'll never be able to look Luna in the eye again... Zoicite: That's too bad, because I just heard from the doc that there's a sequel. All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The Scene: Tokyo National Airport Shadow: What a great flight. Reef: Except for the part where Mina tried to hijack the plane and attack that penguin transport. (another Ikaruga reference, sorry!) Alysa: What are we doing in Japan, anyway? Mina: Taking me home, I hope! Shadow: Right after I do one little thing. Alysa: And what's that? The Scene: Somewhere in downtown Tokyo Reef: Explain to me again why we're all dressed up like Godzilla? Alysa: And why we're driving down main street with Mina tied to the top of the car? Shadow: And how we're all driving without a license? Reef: You don't have a license?! Shadow: Yeah, why? Alysa & Reef: YOU'RE DRIVING!!! Shadow: Oh, right! *SCREECH!* *skid* *honk* *CRASH!!!* Reef: Oh, my spleen... Shadow: Well, we narrowly escaped certain death. Alysa: Yeah, but you caused a 17-car pileup. Reef: And the police are already arriving. Mina: GET ME DOWN FROM HERE OR I'LL MALLET YOU ALL INTO PANCAKES!!! Shadow: Geez, could this get any-- Alysa & Reef: DON'T SAY IT!!! (suddenly...) Godzilla: ROAR! ROOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!! All: Worse. Right. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The next MST's gonna be fun, because it actually involves Artemis in the lemon. It's a sequel to this episode's lemon, in case you haven't already guessed. In any case, let's get right to the teasers! On the next fun-packed episode... Dr. Longshlong gets personal! Artemis goes into lemon shock!!! Godzilla stomps around Tokyo!! Our heroes save the day!! The SOB really is bombed and I don't simply forget to put it in the episode! Not just this, but one other thing on the next episode of: Mystery Science Theater 3000! Alysa: How many times have you written you'd do something in the teasers, then never followed up on it? Shadow: I don't know, but if we don't stop Godzilla, we can add five more things to the list. Mina: GET ME DOWN FROM HERE, DAMN IT!!! Reef: How'd we get her up there, anyway? Shadow: Don't look at me, you're the one with the rope. Reef: I gave it to Alysa. Alysa: Airport security confiscated the rope. Shadow: Then how did Mina get tied to the roof of the car? I reveal how we got Mina tied to the roof of the car! Alysa: I sure hope so. Kuragari no Hateshiganai no Sensei Shadow