This one was a fun lemon. Bad spelling, bad grammar, bad everything. I'll get back to guest-stars and big events later...I just wanna do a nice, shitty lemon and get things back to normal...or whatever normal is supposed to be. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- My Quick Disclaimer: This lemon was written by project_moogle@hotmail.com. It was used in this MST without permission like probably every other lemon I'll use. If you got a problem with that, too fucking bad. I can't e-mail everyone, especially if their address isn't on the lemon. Even if it is on the lemon, I'm not gonna go out of my way to get permission which isn't entirely necessary, and which might be hard to get if the author is a fucking asshole about his/her work, or if the e-mail address doesn't work. In short, don't bug me about it. Mystery Science Theater is owned by Best Brains. Minako, Sailor Venus, Zoicite, Artemis, and Sailor Moon are owned by Toei Animation. The respective characters and copyrights belong to them. Felicia and Darkstalkers are owned by Capcom, copyrights, same deal. Megabyte and Reboot are owned by ATFL, Mainframe Entertainment Inc., BLT Productions Ltd. and Alliance pictures. I'm not really sure about all that, but those are the company names in the end credits of Reboot. Tenchi Masaki and Tenchi Muyo!, Tenchi Universe, and the rest of the Tenchi franchise are owned by Pioneer. Much thanks to Greg Hawkins for the copyright info. Ayla and her respective character are owned by Squaresoft, my personal heros for creating a goddess like her! The Poetry Man is owned by me and my companies, Eternal Dark Corp., Mark IV Inc., and Ink Blot Inc. Why do I have so many companies? I can't decide which one to keep. Eh, screw learning better disclaimers...nobody cares about this stuff anyway. MST vers. 1.000000009: The Return of Megabyte! ...sort of. Prologue In the year of our Spooge, 2345, the virus known as Megabyte escaped from the Web into the real world and took over a space station in an attempt to conquer the Earth. Finding the work of the Forrester family, he has followed their attempts to drive a population insane by exposing them to bad lemons. Using the method he discovered to get to the real world, he extracted random test subjects from old anime series and placed them inside the space station in an attempt to drive them, and the rest of the world, insane. Among these subjects are Minako, also known as Sailor Venus. The original (male) Zoicite, though he has the breasts of his female counterpart. The catgirl Felicia, from Darkstalkers, and the Juraian descendent, Tenchi Masaki. The strangest additions are The Poetry Man, still in my employ, and Ayla, chief of the Ioka village, both found in the basement of the SoL in the hall of doors. After getting separated on the SoL, Mina and the Poetry Man riffed a couple lemons by SaraJ and made it back to the living room, while Felicia, Artemis, and Zoicite caught up with Tenchi. They started on a DBZ lemon, then found the bedrooms, then finished the lemon, and let Fel have 'private time'. Zoicite, Artemis, and Tenchi went back to the living room to inform the others about their sudden abundance in beds, when suddenly the communicator beeped...and Megabyte announced himself. It seems to be raining shit on our heros today, ne? Let's watch, shall we? *** The Scene: The Living Room Megabyte: Excuse me. I do hope I'm not interrupting anything. *silence* All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH-- Zoicite: Wait, wait, stop, we already did this. Mina: So what, it isn't any less frightening. Megabyte: If you're hearing this message, then my attempt to establish contact with the station was successful. Mina: Yeah, yeah, we hear you, so get with the lemons al- Megabyte: And if you're receiving this message, then you should also know what I am in the process of repairing the communications array, and that-- Poetry Man: What the hell? Tenchi: It's a prerecorded message! Mina: Phew...thank god... Zoicite: Hey, shut up, we gotta listen to this. Mina: Screw that viral bastard, I'm not listening to his shit. Zoicite: Hey! If he tells us when the theater's gonna be repaired and when he's gonna start sending lemons again, I wanna hear it! Megabyte: --and with automated repairs having been initiated-- Zoicite: See? Mina: ... Megabyte: --I can expect to be back at full capacity in under a week. All: SHIT!!! Megabyte: But until then-- Poetry Man: Fuck, what now? Megabyte: --you can keep yourselves busy with a special brand of entertainment, personally selected by me. In less than an hour, you will receive a new lemon, one that will more than make up for your little 'vacation'. Do try to survive till I return. We have much to...discuss. *silence* Poetry Man: I'm guessing 'discuss' means 'induce massive amounts of pain'. Zoicite: When has it ever meant anything else up here? *depressed silence* Poetry Man: Hey, has anyone seen Ayla? Tenchi: Uh...come to think of it, no, I haven't. Zoicite: Somebody should go look for her and make sure she hasn't eaten any of the furniture... Mina: I nominate you! Zoicite: What?! Why me?!?! Mina: She likes you! Zoicite: ......what the hell are you talking about? Tenchi: She thinks your...uh...breasts are nice... Zoicite: That's an understatement! I woke up one morning and found her poking my tits! All: O_o Zoicite: She was just checking if they were real. Felicia: Doesn't make it any less weird. *everyone turns to see...Fel!* Zoicite: Hey! Fel! When'd you, uh......finish? Felicia: Er...couple of minutes ago... *ahem* What's going on? Tenchi: Megabyte managed to contact us...we'll have a new lemon in an hour... Felicia: Shit! Mina: And Zoicite's gonna look for Ayla! Zoicite: I am not! Felicia: Oh, then I'll go with you. Zoicite: ...what? Felicia: Come on, I bet she went down to the basement. Poetry Man: How could you possibly know that? Felicia: The trail of apple cores and chicken bones is a clue. *sweatdrop* Mina: I wonder if Shadow would send us a maid... Poetry Man: Yeah, a French girl in a little uniform...and no panties... Mina: Pervert! Poetry Man: And proud of it! Zoicite: -_-;; (to Fel) Come on, let's go... The Scene: The Basement Fel and Zoicite go down the stairs into the basement, and right on cue, the Southbound 101 smashes through door #1 and goes right across the hallway, and through the other door. Felicia: Does that thing ever stop? Zoicite: Must be the Express. Felicia: Riiight... (They walk past Door 1 and find Door 2 wide open) Zoicite: Uh-oh... (while inside Door 2...) James: Get out, Bill! I never want to see you darken my doorway again! Bill: You know I didn't kill Christina! You just want me out of the way so you can have Cynthia all to yourself! James: Better me than you! Bill: You sick bastard, you know she's my daughter! Felicia: What is this, Incest Fest '01? Bill: Don't interrupt! Felicia: Sorry... Zoicite: o_o;; Bill: You can't just throw me out, James! I own this house! James: Under Christina's name! And she's dead! (suddenly...) Cynthia: Wait!! Stop, you two! James: Cynthia, stay out of this! Felicia: Geez, did they have a sale on exclamation points, or something? Bill: DON'T INTERRUPT!!! Felicia: Sorry! Cynthia: James, get out! I have no more business with you! James: How can you say that!? Is that all I am to you? Business?! Cynthia: Tanya and John are already dead because of your selfishness... I won't let myself be killed over you! James: Their deaths weren't my fault! And neither was Christina's! Zoicite: Is that why you're holding her dead body? Bill: STOP INTERRUPTING!!! Zoicite: SORRY! Felicia: 'When Lemons Strike Back!' ......sorry. Cynthia: I know it was you, James! It was your fingerprints on that gun in the bedroom! James: You bitch... Bill: You'll fry for this, James! I'll see to it! James: You'll never prove it was me! Christina had as much reason to kill them as me, and she was home at the time of the murder! Bill: You lying bastard...accusing a dead woman... Cynthia: Christina's not dead! Right, Christina? (suddenly...) Ayla: You people get into Iqola weed? Felicia: Ayla! Zoicite: What're you doing in there?! Ayla: Strange people here... Zoicite: Hey, get out of there! Those people are nuts! Cynthia: Christina's testimony will be all we need to put you away for good, James! James: You bitch...if I wasn't your stepfather, I'd- Ayla: Where food? Bill: Christina, how can you think of eating at a time like this?! Ayla: Is easy, I just find refrigerator. Felicia: Thank god, now she won't eat all of *our* food... Bill: STOP INTE- Zoicite: Oh, shut up! Ayla, come on, get out of there! Ayla: Okay. *walks out* I miss village... Zoicite: I miss Malachite, but that means shit right now. Come on, we got problems. Ayla: Blue man making trouble again? Felicia: Blue man...oh, Megabyte! Yeah, he's gonna send us a lemon in an hour. Ayla: Lemon good? Felicia: Only with tea. Ayla: We have tea? Felicia: Uh, upstairs, I think... Ayla: Yea! *runs off* Cynthia: Christina, come back! We need your testimony! James: She won't live to give testimony! *grabs a gun* Zoicite: (to Fel) Run for it!! Fel & Zoi: AIIIIEEEE!!! (they run like hell) The Scene: Back upstairs The Poetry Man's in the kitchen, Artemis is sleeping on the couch, and Mina and Tenchi are sitting on the... *ahem* love seat. Oh, and my little 19" drop-down TV screen/communicator is sticking out. Mina: So, how have you been, Tenchi? *snuggles up to him* Tenchi: ^_^;;; I've been okay... Mina: You know, now that we're alone, we can talk about more *personal* stuff... Tenchi: Yeah...right...personal... *major sweatdrop* Mina: So...you wanna see my room? Tenchi: Uhhhh........... (suddenly...) Announcer: It's the Poetry Man! Poetry Man: Will you shut the fuck up?!?! Mina: Yeah, shut up and get out of here! Artemis: Ugh... *gets up* Hey, what's all the commotion? Tenchi: Uh, nothing... Mina: Yeah, nothing...grrrr.... (Zoicite and Fel run in) Felicia: *huff, puff* Zoicite: *puff, huff* Poetry Man: Feeling tired? Felicia: Shut *pant* up! Zoicite: Phew... (glances at the TV/communicator) Hey, Shadow's here? Tenchi: Uh, you could say that. Felicia: Huh? What happened? Mina: We were talking to him for a minute, then Ayla came running through here on all fours, and Mr. Happypants over there fainted. Poetry Man: Yeah, then Ayla ran into the kitchen and ran right into me. I didn't even get to see anything good! Mina: Pervert... (suddenly...) Shadow: *groans* Whoa... I haven't been called Mr. Happypants since grade school... Poetry Man: College for me. Zoicite: You went to college?? Poetry Man: Poetry college. Zoicite: Of course... Shadow: Fat lot of good it did him. I still had to write those poems for his PTNP gig. Poetry Man: Yeah, and they all sucked elephant cock! Shadow: They were a hell of a lot better than yours! Poetry Man: Says you! Shadow: Yeah, says the guy signing your paychecks. Poetry Man: .....on second thought, yours were better... Shadow: That's what I thought. And on that note, I've written a few new ones for you. There's surprisingly little else to do in South Carolina... Tenchi: You live in South Carolina? Shadow: No, just, uh...passing through until I can locate someone, then I'll be leaving to follow him around and make his life a living hell. *silence* Tenchi: ...why? Shadow: It was this whole thing involving another SoL crew and sending me to prison...and something involving a nuke, I think. Zoicite: O-kay... *Lemon Sign blares* All: FUCK!!!!! Shadow: Okay, that's my cue to exit! Bye! *leaves* Poetry Man: Uh, me too... *faints...sorta* Felicia: Damn! So who's going? Tenchi: Artemis is napping, and the Poetry guy is out for the count- Poetry Man: (wakes up) POETRY *MAN*!! (faints again) Tenchi: Riiight... Mina: Alright, alright, let's get it over with... *entre* *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey in a bonfire with Oompa-Loompas pissing on him* *5, slow-motion replay of the GameCube Metroid FMV* *4, Gatomon and Kari doin' the nasty* *3, Goku and Trunks going SSJ ala Toonami intro* *2, picture of Indianapolis Charmander with an erection* *1, a big wheel of parmesan cheese* >NOTE: This is my second Hentai Fan Fic Mina: At last, a second-timer! Felicia: It's not like it'll be any better. Mina: Yeah... >that I wrote about FFVII. All the >characters you see and read about in this Hentai are property of Squaresoft, >and I don't own them. Remember that, so you don't sue me. Since this is my >second Hentai Fan Fic, it's not the best, Felicia: Gee, no shit? >but I just wanted to write one. I >have written other Fan Fics in the past, but they all suck, Mina: Shall we? Zoicite: We shall. All: GEE, NO SHIT?! >so I decided to >write a Hentai Fan Fic, Tenchi: Because you wanted to suck even *more*? >cuz it's hard to make a Hentai bad, Mina: You'd be surprised. Really, you would. >because a lot is >just people screwing. Zoicite: If we wanted to see screwing, we'd watch Bob Vila. All: *deadpan* Zoicite: What? What'd I say? >Anyway, enjoy the story!!!!!!!!!!! All: WE WON'T! > >NOTE: THIS STORY TAKES PLACE RIGHT AFTER CLOUD GOES INTO THE >CAVE (PAST THE SERPENT) AND MEETS THE TURKS FOR A SECOND TIME. >THIS IS RIGHT BEFORE HE MEETS YUFFIE. ENJOY! > > "An Ancient and a Thief" > By: project_moogle@hotmail.com > (Kind of gives it away, huh :( ) > > >Cloud, Aeris and Barret had just escaped from the cave where they met the >Turks. Mina: Really, no shit? I wouldn't have guessed... > >"Well...that was pretty god#^$* Tenchi: 'Pretty god pound-sign, up-arrow, dollar-sign, asterisk'? Felicia: Must be Latin. >close!" said Barret. "Aeris could have Zoicite: (Barret) Gotten naked in there! Tenchi: (Cloud) Oh yeah, and we wouldn't want that... >gotten killed in there!" Mina: No spoilers, please. > >"Yeah....well, at least we got away..." said Cloud. "Good thing Elena told >us some of her plans." Tenchi: (Cloud) Too bad I had to sleep with her to get her to talk... god, I hate cuddling... >"Yeah....well, it's off to Junon Harbor...but first, let's go somewhere to >rest...that little tower looks pretty good," Zoicite: (Cloud) Nah, why don't we stay at that creepy and condemned mansion that used to belong to a psychotic killer who died a mysterious death after killing a group of sexy vacationing teens? >said Aeris, as she pointed to t he Eagle Tower. Felicia: (Aeris) Wow...looks like birds really do masturbate... All: o_O > >"Yeah...let's go there and get some rest," Cloud said, "but tomorrow, Tenchi: (Cloud) You guys owe me a whore. >it's >off to Junon." > >"Ok," Barret and Aeris said, as they all started walking towards the tower. > >When they reached the Tower, they went in the basement, Mina: Then they got thrown out for trespassing. >and got some rest. >That's when the PHS rang. It was Tifa, Felicia: (Tifa) Cloud...*fzzt*...Sephiroth...*bzzt*...raping me...*fshhh* Zoicite: (Cloud) Sorry, you're not coming in very clearly. I'll talk to you later, okay? Bye! >and she told Barret to go to Kalm, where >Tifa found Barret's Zoicite: Penis. >daughter. Zoicite: Eh, who cares? >"Damn! This is great! I gotta go see my little girl...Bye!" said Barret, as >he left to Kalm. > >"Well...I guess it's just you and me..." said Cloud. Felicia: (Cloud) Wanna fuck? > >"Yeah.... Mina: You just *had* to say it, didn't you? Felicia: Well...yeah... >well, let's go off to Junon....we need to get there quick if we >want to see the big parade," Aeris said. > >"Yeah...." said Cloud. "Damn...." thought Cloud to himself. "I should've >done her now... All: O_O Mina: Obviously a line not left in the game... >I just let the chance slip away..." Tenchi: (Cloud) Wait, she's bending over to pick a flower. Now's my chance! >Cloud and Aeris then left towards Junon. "Ya know, I think there is an >easier way to get to Junon... Felicia: (Cloud) Just click your heels and say, "There's no place like Jersey." >If we go through the forest, I think we can get there easier," >said Cloud. Mina: Actually, a direct path to Junon isn't through the forest. Besides, if they wanted to save time, they'd travel in the open plains instead of a place filled with a shitload of trees. Zoicite: This is a lemon. There is no common sense here. Mina: True. > >"Ok, let's go that way," said Aeris, as they went towards the forest. Felicia: Right, go through the forest filled with hungry and horny animals... >They had just went into the forest, and before they even took one step in, Zoicite: They went into the forest, but they didn't take a step in it? Mina: Must've cast a Float spell. >they were >attacked by a little girl. Mina: (girl) BUY MY COOKIES!!! >"Shit! What the hell is that????" Mina: (Aeris) It appears to be a rabid girl scout. I'll get the 12-gauge, you get the dynamite. >Cloud said as >they were just attacked. > >"I don't know, but we'll have to attack her!" she said. Felicia: (girl) Yeah, attack her good! Zoicite: (Cloud) Uh, why are you talking to us? Felicia: (girl) Uh...the author is...stupid? >Cloud and Aeris both attacked the little ninja girl until they both fell >over, out of breath. Felicia: (girl) Ha-hah! Now you know why they call me 'take-a-punch' Yuffie! ...Uh...can you spare a bandage? Mina: I said no spoilers! Felicia: Yeah, like anyone *didn't* know that was her. Tenchi: Uh...I didn't...I never played the game. Felicia: .......too bad. >"Whew...you fight hard!" Tenchi: (Cloud) We love hard, too! >said the little Ninja. Who're you guys?" Zoicite: (Cloud) We're the IRS. You haven't filed a return since '93. > >"Well, I guess we should ask that to you!" said Aeris. "Anyway, I'm Aeris, >the last of my kind, Mina: (Yuffie) Uh, that's...nice... >and this is my buddy, Tenchi: (Aeris) Steven Speilberg! >Cloud!" Zoicite: (Cloud) What? I wasn't looking up your dress, honest! Felicia: (Aeris) Then why is your head between my legs? Zoicite: (Cloud) Uh...there's a spot on your pussy, I'm just trying to get it out. > >"I'm Yuffie, a ninja," said the ninja. Mina: Oh, so she's a ninja? Zoicite: Looks like it. >"Well, would you like to travel with us?" said Cloud. Tenchi: (Yuffie) Sure, I always travel with everyone I try to steal from. > >"Hmmmm...I don't know..." Felicia: (Yuffie) Why don't we cuddle a little, first? Zoicite: (Cloud) Aw, shit... Damn this spiky, but attractive haircut... >then, she looked t Aeris, and instantly said Mina: (Yuffie) Who the hell cuts your hair? >"But, >what the hell? Sure!" Mina: Alright, who knows exactly which people will be having sex in this lemon? *everyone raises their hands* Felicia: It couldn't be more obvious if they both started stripping right now. > >"Great! Now that you're here, we have three party members!" said Cloud. Zoicite: (Aeris) Yay, now we have someone to sacrifice to horny monsters! Felicia: (Yuffie) What'd you say? Zoicite: (Aeris) Nothing... >"But, let's go >get some rest at the Eagle Tower... Tenchi: (Cloud) It's a nice place. Just ignore the old guy screaming about 'private property'. >I'm kind of pooped. The party moved out >to the Tower Mina: Then the police arrived when the neighbors complained about the noise and shot everyone inside. >and went into the inn. "Well, I'll go into the top room learning the >strategy Zoicite: (Cloud) And I'll come back smarter than I have ever been!! HAHAHA!!! >on how to >defeat the Shin Ra that's coming up here... Tenchi: (Cloud) If you hear any banging, that's just me trying to break out of the TV and into the real world to kill the author of this shitfest. >you two get some rest," said >Cloud, as he went upstairs. > >Yuffie and Aeris were all alone in the basement, where no one else was. Mina: Oh, so they were alone, were they? Felicia: Hehehehe, this lemon is funny... >Yuffie looked >at Aeris, and said, Felicia: (Yuffie) Give me back my bran muffin! >"What did you mean when you said 'I'm the last of my >kind'?" Mina: (Aeris) I'm the last person on the planet with this haircut. Felicia: (Yuffie) Like that wasn't obvious... >"Well, I'm the last Ancient on this planet...other than Sephiroth... All: No spoilers! ^_~ >but that's another long boring story..." said Aeris. Felicia: (Yuffie) Please tell me while I undress you with my eyes. Mina: (Aeris) Well, it all started when--WHAT?!?! > >"Oh....well..." said Yuffie, as she looked right at Aeris. > >"..." said Aeris. Tenchi: (Yuffie) Period-period-period? What the hell does that mean? >"I've got to have her..." she thought. Mina: (Yuffie) Uh...you said that out loud... Zoicite: (Aeris) I wanna lick her all over, and...what'd you say? .....FUCK!! >They were both staring at each other, Tenchi: (Aeris) There's a spider on your face... Mina: (Yuffie) What the hell do you think I'm looking at?! >then Yuffie said Felicia: (Yuffie) The spider's humping your face. Mina: (Aeris) I'm aware of that!! >"I have to go change..this little >armor is very annoying, Felicia: (Yuffie) I told that armor guy a steel bikini wasn't a good idea... >as Yuffie went into the bathroom, Mina: There is no bathroom. Zoicite: That line's getting old... Mina: No, I'm serious, there isn't a bathroom in that place. It's just a ladder going down to a bunch of beds. Tenchi: How much you wanna bet this guy never even played the game? >and undressed. She looked at >herself in the mirror, and noticed her little Ninja pussy was Tenchi: Stalking a high-ranking Japanese politician for revenge. >dropping >fluids. Mina: Ah, the mark of the Pussy Bandit... >"My >God...Am I attracted to...Aeris? Yuffie thought of making love to Aeris, Zoicite: Then she realized she was still talking. Tenchi: This author must hate double-quote marks. >and >she dropped even more fluids Tenchi: The Pussy Bandit strikes again! >from her pussy. " Zoicite: *Now* she stops talking? >She then sat down, Mina: And hoped one day she would stop these narrative monologues. >and put her finger up her pussy. >Then, she started to swirl her finger around in her moist vagina. "Ohhh...My >God.... Tenchi: (God) I'm not speaking to you anymore! >uhhh....Ugh......ohhhhhhhhhhhh..." she said, as she moaned in ecstacy. > >Then, a knock on the door was heard, so she stopped fingering herself. Felicia: (Yuffie) Go away, I'm masturbating! >"Are you all >right?" said Aeris. Zoicite: (Yuffie) I will be once you close the damn door! >"I heard you...are you all right?" she said again. Then, >the door >opened, and Yuffie's naked body was right in front of her. > >"What the hell is this?????? You think you can come right in front of me Mina: (Aeris) Go cum in your own room! All: *snickering* >with >no...clothes...on..." Felicia: (Yuffie) You got a better way to do it? >Then, Yuffie approached Aeris, and took her top off. "Yuffie...what >are you---" Zoicite: (Yuffie) I'm raping you! Damn, no wonder you're the last Ancient... >"Don't talk....don't speak... Tenchi: Aren't they the same thing? Felicia: One involves missing quote marks, and the other is just fucked up. >just relax," said Yuffie. She then >took off her bra to release her nice soft breasts, and then her pants. Mina: What pants? She wears a dress, dumbass. >Only Aeris' undergarment was left, >and Yuffie slowly took that off. Mina: (Aeris) Damn this Ice 3 spell! Felicia: (Yuffie) That's what you get for hitting me with a Slow spell, you bitch! >They were both completely naked. > >Aeris started if all, Zoicite: If? You mean this might not be happening? Tenchi: We're not that lucky. >by sucking Yuffie's breasts. Zoicite: (Aeris) Mommy! Felicia: (Yuffie) I told you to stop doing that! >As she was carressing her, Yuffie's >nipples Tenchi: Called the police and had Aeris arrested for rape. Felicia: (nipples) You've got to hurry, officer! She's starting on the vulva! THE VULVA!!! >hardened. Mina: That's what happens when you spend all those years robbing people. >Aeris kept swirling her tongue around in circles, Felicia: (Aeris' tongue) Stop it, I'm getting dizzy! >while playing with >her other breast Mina: (Aeris) Right foot, blue! Zoicite: (breast) Oh, sure, easy for you to say! >with her hand. "Aeris..." Yuffie moaned..."oh..oh, >yeah......" > >Aeris kept sucking her breast, and then put her hands down her legs, while >she was sucking. Felicia: She's sucking, the fic is sucking, it's all sucking... >She played with Yuffie's juicy pussy, Mina: (Aeris) Gin!! Felicia: (Yuffie's pussy) DAMMIT!!! >and stuck her finger in it. Then, she kept >putting her finger in and out, Tenchi: (finger) In, out, make up your mind, bitch! >swirling it around. Then, Aeris stopped >sucking Yuffie's nipples, Felicia: (Yuffie) Hey, did I say to stop?! >and her finger pleasuring, Felicia: (Yuffie) You're gonna die now, bitch! >and knelt down before her, and looked at her moist Tenchi: Goldfish cracker. Zoicite: (Aeris) You keep the weirdest stuff between your legs... Felicia: Says the guy with the rack. Zoicite: Grrrrr.....motherfucking American censors... >pussy, and forced her face right at it, and licked all around Yuffie's clit. >She licked over and over, Felicia: Over and over and over and over and over and over and over-- Mina: Stop that. >and started swirling her tongue inside her vagina. Tenchi: (tongue) I prefer the Tilt-a-Whirl... >"Oh....Uh..... Zoicite: (Yuffie) I just remembered I'm straight, so could you stop eating me out? Please? >Ohhhhh.......Yes....YES!!" said Yuffie. Yuffie then pushed >Aeris' face away from her pubic area, and then lied Felicia: (Yuffie) This is my first time, so be gentle. >down on the bed, Tenchi: There's a bed in the bathroom? Felicia: Sure, it pops out of the bathtub. Tenchi: How...convenient... >and made Aeris continue. Aeris then >put her face to Yuffie's pussy, Mina: And suddenly Yuffie's pussy gnome bit her nose. Felicia: (Aeris) Oww! See if I invite you to Cunt Fest '02, you little bastard! >and put her tongue inside it. She swirled >her tougue around and around, Tenchi: (tongue) Uuhhh...I'm gonna need a sick bag... >and in and out. "Aeris! Keep on doing it! Don't stop!" >Aeris kept >swirling her tongue in her pussy, and then, when Yuffie shot out a stream of >her Girl Cum, Tenchi: Now with added preservatives! >Aeris stopped, Zoicite: And ran for her life. >swallowed some, Mina: (Aeris) It tastes of chicken... >and wiped the rest against Yuffie's face Felicia: (Yuffie) Do I *look* like a napkin?!?!?! >as she >made out with her. They kept sticking their tongues out All: Nyah nyah!!! >and kissing each other. > >When they were calmed down, Zoicite: Those tranq darts sure take a long time to work, huh? >Aeris sat on the bed, Mina: The bed inside the bathroom that rolls out of the tub...riiight... >with her legs wide open. Yuffie >approached Aeris, and got her finger Felicia: (Yuffie) Got your finger! Mina: (Aeris) It wasn't funny when you stole my wooden leg, and it isn't funny now! >and put it right in Aeris' pussy. Tenchi: Of course, because you always put removable fingers in your bodily orifices. Felicia: I don't know about you, but I always......I'm not finishing that sentence. Tenchi: Thank you. >She was much more >agressive than Aeris when she did it to her. She kept pushing it in more and >more, Mina: (Yuffie) Go-go gadget Extend-o finger! >harder >and harder. Then, she leaned over and kissed Aeris over and over. She then >started to carress her breasts with her spare hand. Zoicite: Detachable fingers, wooden legs, now extra hands? Tenchi: Well, at least it's...interesting... >"Ohh, Yuffie!" she screamed Felicia: (Yuffie) Ohh, yes, Yuffie! Do it, Yuffie! Go Yuffie! Mina: Just how self-involved do you have to be to shout out your own name during sex? Zoicite: This isn't sex, it's a clown show set to porn music. >as she spread her >arms out and laid flat on her back on the bed. She then knelt down and gave >her All: WHO, DAMMIT?!?! HER, WHO?!?! Mina: Goddamn it, now this thing is pissing me off! >oral gratification. Zoicite: The only oral gratification I want now is both of those bitches shot in the mouth. Mina: I'd object, but I'd just as soon buy the gun myself. >She licked and licked until Aeris shot off her fluids. All: Eewwww.... >Both of their pussies were completely soaked with their own fluids. > >Now that their oral gratification was over, Zoicite: It isn't over till the clip's empty! >Yuffie jumped on top of Aeris, Felicia: (Yuffie) Boingy, boingy, boingy! >and started to lick her face. Tenchi: (Aeris) If I wanted saliva on my face, I'd get a dog! >Their cum was on each other's faces, and their bodies were on top of each >other. They kept moving back and forth. They could feel their pussies >rubbing on each other. Just the feel of their bodies rubbing against each >other made them orgasm. Mina: Of course, because all women are just oversexed sluts... >Their breasts were in direct contact, and their tongues were locked in each >other's mouths. All: (tongues) LET US OUT!! IT SMELLS IN HERE!!! >They kept tonguing each other, and kissed, until they each were so tired, >that they couldn't even move. Zoicite: Then the Shin-ra arrived and they were raped by the whole damn army. Felicia: Hurray, a happy ending! > >They soon seperated, and were panting over and over. Tenchi: (Aeris) Okay, who set the transmogrifier to bitch?! >"Well, I don't know >what the hell just happened, Mina: (Aeris) You're supposed to be raping me, you dumb bitch! >but I really liked it," said Yuffie. Felicia: (Yuffie) I must rape Tifa now... > >"We'll have to do it again some time..." said Aeris. > >Just then, Zoicite: The author killed himself in one last act of humanity. Mina: You actually think this author is human? >Cloud to the door, Tenchi: Yuffie's on second, and Aeris is coming to bat! Mina: Who's on first? Tenchi: I don't know! All: THIRD BASE!!! >and knocked on it repeatedly. "You guys?" > >"Oh, Mina & Fel: (Aeris & Yuffie) Come in! >crap..." Tenchi: It's a bathroom, what do you expect? >said Yuffie and Aeris together, as they realized that there >was no lock on the door. Mina: There is no *door*! There's just a ladder going into the basement! There isn't even a bathroom, for fuck's sake! Zoicite: Calm down, it's almost over. Mina: I can't calm down! This guy's an idiot! He hasn't even played the game!! What kind of braindead moron would write this shit?!?! *slap!* Mina: Oof...thanks, I needed that... Zoicite: My pleasure. > > End of Chapter One > > Thay was my Second Fic...if you want to contact me, E-mail me >at > project_moogle@hotmail.com All: FUCK YOU!!! Felicia: That guy's getting one hell of a hate message from me...it's guys like him that give girl-girl action a bad name! *egress* Zoicite: Well, that was horrifying... Felicia: Offensive... Tenchi: Idiotic... Mina: And just plain stupid. Shadow: Hey guys! Have a good time? All: *deadpan* Shadow: What? What'd I say? Mina: THIS SUCKS!!! That lemon was awful, and Megabyte's coming back in a week! Shadow: Well, it's not that bad! Tenchi: How could it not be *that bad*? Shadow: I'm redoing the doors tomorrow! *silence* Shadow: Aw, fuck you! Zoicite: I'm going to my room...maybe I'll dream about Malachite... Felicia: Yeah, me too... Zoicite: Yeah... HEY!!! Shadow: Well, I'll just leave you guys alone now... Zoicite: You leave Malachite out of your dreams! Felicia: Who's gonna make me? You? Shadow: No, no, don't bother with a goodbye, I don't mind... Zoicite: I just might! Felicia: Bring it on, Nega-dweeb! Mina: Yeesh, do I really sound like that? Felicia: SHUT UP!!! Shadow: ........HEY, PAY ATTENTION!!! (suddenly Ayla enters, topless) Ayla: It getting hot in here... Tenchi: *nosebleed* Zoicite: *deadpan* Shadow: *faint* Artemis: (wakes up, looks around) Ugh...it's gonna be a long week... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Yay, I finished in record time! MSTing this while doing the last lemon sure helped, though. Like I said, this one was just to get back in the game. The next one (or maybe the one after it...I haven't decided) will have the return of Megabyte and tons of neat-o events! But until then, your teasers! I replace the doors! (I'll do this every five-ten episodes, depending on how Toonami and my site has changed) Megabyte sends another lemon! I start sending in guest stars!! Mina tries to seduce Tenchi! (wait a sec, that's no teaser!) Ayla reveals the secret of eating tons of food and still staying trim!! I start work on the theme song!!! (anybody want to help me with the lyrics?) So until then, stay frosty, and don't take candy from blue viruses! The Master of Eternal Darkness, Shadow