Damn, took me long enough... For some reason, this lemon took me a hell of a long time to MST...probably because of a lack of spelling errors. Those are always fun to rip apart... Anyways... After how I tore apart the last lemon, I'm almost afraid to do a really long lemon. But eventually I'll run out of small/medium-sized lemons and I'll have to do a big one. I just don't want to disappear for a few years. (p.s. The original file size for Fun For Three was 15k, MiSTed, 47k) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- My Quick Disclaimer: This lemon was written by Majin Vegeta, and the short lemons were written by SaraJ. Due to the recent events with Starri Wanderer, I'm adding to this section. Pretty much all of these lemons are written without permission, and if you don't like that, too fucking bad. I can't e-mail everyone, especially if their address isn't on the lemon. If you have a problem with that, fuck you. Mystery Science Theater is owned by Best Brains. Minako, Sailor Venus, Zoicite, and Sailor Moon are owned by Toei Animation. The respective characters and copyrights belong to them. Felicia and Darkstalkers are owned by Capcom, copyrights, same deal. Megabyte and Reboot are owned by ATFL, Mainframe Entertainment Inc., BLT Productions Ltd. and Alliance pictures. I'm not really sure about all that, but those are the company names in the end credits of Reboot. Tenchi Masaki and Tenchi Muyo!, Tenchi Universe, and the rest of the Tenchi franchise are owned by Pioneer. Much thanks to Greg Hawkins for the copyright info. Ayla and her respective character are owned by Squaresoft, my personal heros for creating a goddess like her! The Poetry Man is owned by me and my companies, Eternal Dark Corp., Mark IV Inc., and Ink Blot Inc. Why do I have so many companies? I can't decide which one to keep. Eh, screw learning better disclaimers...nobody cares about this stuff anyway. MST vers. 1.000000008: Lost in Space Prologue In the year of our Spooge, 2345, the virus known as Megabyte escaped from the Web into the real world and took over a space station in an attempt to conquer the Earth. Finding the work of the Forrester family, he has followed their attempts to drive a population insane by exposing them to bad lemons. Using the method he discovered to get to the real world, he extracted random test subjects from old anime series and placed them inside the space station in an attempt to drive them, and the rest of the world, insane. Among these subjects are Minako, also known as Sailor Venus. The original (male) Zoicite, though he has the breasts of his female counterpart. The catgirl Felicia, from Darkstalkers, and the Juraian descendent, Tenchi Masaki. The strangest additions are The Poetry Man, still in my employ, and Ayla, chief of the Ioka village, both found in the basement of the SoL in the hall of doors. After a brief interlude with Ayla, the stalwart crew practiced for Megabyte's return by riffing a Breath of Fire lemon. During the course of the lemon, Mina wandered off, followed by the Poetry Man, and finally Tenchi. Now Felicia, Zoicite, and Artemis must search the SoL and find them, or die trying. Thank god I've got plenty of life insurance on them... Let's watch, shall we? *** The Scene: Somewhere on the SoL Felicia: Are we lost? Zoicite: Of course not! I know exactly where we are! Artemis: Then where are we? Zoicite: Uh....... Felicia: Men! You just can't stop and ask directions. Zoicite: Directions from who!? Felicia: .......shut up. Artemis: Did either of you even see which way Mina and Tenchi went? Zoicite: We haven't even found the bedrooms in this place. I've been sleeping on the floor in the living room. Felicia: Yeah, and I haven't been able to masturbate in weeks. Zoicite: O_o I did not need to know that... The Scene: Somewhere else on the SoL Mina: Damn it, where am I? *clank* Mina: Who's there?! (suddenly...) Announcer: It's the Poetry Man! Poetry Man: Shut the fuck up, you goddamn fucking asshole! Fuck off!! Mina: o_O Geez...you could kill a network censor with that line... Poetry Man: Eh, he's used to it. Announcer: No, I get paid a shitload to put up with you! Poetry Man: Didn't I tell you to fuck off?! Get outta here! Mina: Wait, he can lead us out of here! Poetry Man: He's a bodiless voice. He can't lead worth shit. Announcer: Fuck you! Mina: o_o;; Poetry Man: Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I got another lemon from Shadow. From some chick he knows called SaraJ. Mina: You made it back to the living room? Poetry Man: Yeah, but he made me go after you, then I got lost, so... Mina: Shit. Alright, let's do the lemon while you try and retrace your steps. Poetry Man: Can do! *begin* *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey in a bonfire with Oompa-Loompas pissing on him* *5, slow-motion replay of the GameCube Metroid FMV* *4, Gatomon and Kari doin' the nasty* *3, Goku and Trunks going SSJ ala Toonami intro* *2, picture of Indianapolis Charmander with an erection* *1, a big wheel of parmesan cheese* Mina: Do you hear the doors opening? Poetry Man: Yeah, I do...let's follow it. > Ash and Misty sat and stared at each other. Poetry Man: (Ash) Are we having sex yet? >They knew what would be next, Mina: Shitty foreplay? >but >there were 3 obstacles. Poetry Man: Clothes, intelligence, and a restraining order forbidding them to breed. >Ash picked up a copy of Playboy Poetry Man: (Ash) Hmm...she likes long walks on the beach and 12" dildos. >and tossed it to Brock. >Brock's eyes bugged out, Mina: (Brock) 12" dildos?! *I* have a 12" dildo! >and he ran off into the forest. Poetry Man: (Brock) I must carve a new dildo for Miss January! >"That should keep him >busy," Ash thought. Poetry Man: Unfortunately for Brock, it was 12 miles to the nearest lube shop... >Misty threw Pikachu Poetry Man: Out the window! Mina: Don't start that. >and Togepi Poetry Man: Into the snake pit! *whap!* Mina: That's not any better! >a ball, and they ran off to >play. Poetry Man: Little did the Pokemon know, the ball was really an incendiary device that-- *WHAP!!* Mina: You want a fresh one!? >Then the 2 of them were alone. Ash pulled off his jacket and began >unhooking Misty's suspenders. Poetry Man: (Ash) Hehehe... Mina: (Misty) You snap one suspender, I'll choke you with them! Poetry Man: (Ash) Aww... >Misty got the idea and stripped off her short >yellow shirt, exposing her small but gorgeous breasts. Poetry Man: Gorgeous-smorgeous, she's stacked like a guy. >Ash immediately became >hard and pulled off his own shirt. They kissed each other. Poetry Man: (Ash) Wow, that was great sex. Mina: (Misty) That wasn't it, you jackass! >Ash slowly slid off >her shorts. Poetry Man: And found a penis. *BAM!* Poetry Man: Hey, it would explain a lot of things! >A rather large wet patch was forming on her white panties in the >crotch area, Mina: And a big purple patch was forming on her appendix area. >and her juices were on the verge of flowing down her legs. Mina: And then, they did. >She pulled off >Ash's jeans. Poetry Man: And found a vagina. Mina: You...! Poetry Man: He's voiced by a woman, so why the fuck not? Mina: Grr... >His manhood was about to rip through his blue&green boxers. Mina: (Ash's penis) Help! I'm trapped inside some shit-ugly boxers! >Ash >unhooked Misty's bra and started massaging her breasts Mina: (Misty) That's my stomach! Poetry Man: (Ash) Oh, so you're an outie? >and licking her hardened >nipples. Mina: (Misty) That's my shoulder! Poetry Man: Getting shocked by Pikachu so much must've blinded the poor fuck. >Misty moaned and slipped her hand down Ash's boxers, Poetry Man: And discovered he had two asses! >stroking his >erect penis. Ash groaned. Poetry Man: (Ash) Nothing but handjobs for the last three weeks... >After a few minutes of this, Misty couldn't wait any >longer. Mina: (Misty) Come on, come on, I have to be in a whorehouse in Jersey in ten minutes! >She moaned as her womanhood became even wetter and a bit swollen. Ash's >penis was as hard as an Onix, Poetry Man: *There's* the line! Took long enough for her to use it. >and he too couldn't wait. He pulled off Misty's >soaking wet panties, Poetry Man: (Ash) What's your Starmie doing in there? Mina: (Misty) Uhh... >and she spread her legs Poetry Man: (Ash) Heh heh, that fake gynecologist degree really works! >open so he could see her wet, >swollen sex. Her love juices were flowing down her long, sexy legs, giving her >inner thighs an irresistable glow. Poetry Man: The uranium rod up her ass gave her asscheeks a glow, too. Mina: That's just...so wrong, and on so many levels. >Ash got an idea. Mina: (Ash) Twice the speed of light, divided by mass, times energy, plus the size of my penis, equals......damn, I lost it. >He stuck his head between >her legs Poetry Man: And she snapped them shut, crushing his head. >and began licking the womanly liquids off her inner thighs, and then >her pussy. Misty moaned loudly. "Oh, Ash...," Mina: (Misty) I thought you were allergic to pussy juice? >she cried out as he Poetry Man: Puffed up and exploded. >slipped his >tongue into her hot pussy. "Oh, yeah...," he said as he slid his tongue across >her throbing clit. This was too much for Misty, and she exploded. Poetry Man: (Ash) Eww...I'm gonna be picking suspender bits out of my hair for weeks! >Ash lapped up >her juices, then sat back up. Poetry Man: (Ash) Wow, her head made it past the three-block mark. Mina: Eww... >Misty smiled. "Wow...I didn't expect that," she said. Mina: Then Ash screamed as Misty's decapitated head began talking on its own. Poetry Man: Now who's being gross? Mina: Shut up. >Ash tore off his boxers and was about to enter her, Poetry Man: But suddenly she exploded again! Mina: (Misty) Take the hint, dammit! Stay out! >but Misty had a >better idea. Mina: (Misty) I'll become a lesbian and you go fuck Brock! >"Wait," she said. "I'd like to return that favor." Poetry Man: She then stuffed Ash full of C4 and sent his nuts into orbit. >She brought her >lips to the tip of Ash's throbbing penis and licked it. Mina: (Misty) Tastes just like chicken! Hmm....... Poetry Man: (Ash) Uh, why are you putting cilantro on my cock? >Then she slowly began >sucking. Poetry Man: This lemon has been sucking for too long. >Ash groaned. "Oh, Misty...," he groaned. Misty sucked harder, Poetry Man: She could not suck any harder if she was in a Pauly Shore porn flick. Mina: Ew, thanks for the mental image! *whap!* >and >finally Ash exploded into her mouth. Mina: (Misty) Took long enough! I set the detonator over an hour ago! >Misty swallowed it, Poetry Man: (Misty) Ah, the sweet taste of dust and blood. *SMACK!* Mina: Dammit, stop that! >not wanting to miss a >drop. Then she lay back down on the soft grass and opened her legs again. Poetry Man: (Ash) Okay, you have a pap smear, and herpes, and, uh...you've been spayed. Mina: (Misty) What college did you say you went to? Poetry Man: (Ash) Wasamata U.? >Her vagina was secreting even more juices, and was even more swollen. Ash >positioned himself on top of her. Poetry Man: (Ash) You sure I can't titfuck you? Mina: (Misty) Don't ever mention that again... >His penis was hard as ever, and a bit of >pre-cum was glistening on the tip. Misty wanted Ash inside her that very >moment. "Now, Ash-now!" she cried. Poetry Man: (Ash) Now, you mean now? Now, not later? Now, you mean? >Ash slowly entered his manhood Mina: Don't you have to kill a pig to become a man? Poetry Man: I guess now you just have to fuck one. >into Misty's >wet, tight, swollen sex. Misty let out a cry of sheer pleasure. Ash pumped in >and out, slowly at first, but then faster. Poetry Man: Then slower, then faster, then slower, then faster-- Mina: Stop it. >Misty's moaning became louder each >time, and Ash groaned louder as well. Poetry Man: (Ash) That's the last time I bluff with a pair of sixes in strip poker! >"Ash...harder, faster!" Misty cried out. >Ash did as told, and groaned even louder. They continued at this speed until >they began to reach orgasm. Then they climaxed almost simultaneously, screaming >loudly as they were covered in each other's orgasmic liquids. Mina: For some reason, I keep picturing an X-rated Double Dare show... Poetry Man: O_o And people say *I'm* weird... >After they were >able to breathe at a normal rate, Poetry Man: A serial killer ran in and choked them both to death. Mina: Stop that! >they smiled at each other, eyes sparkling. >"Ash, Mina: (Misty) I'm having Pikachu's baby. >I love you," Misty said. as she kissed him. "I love you too, Misty," Poetry Man: (Ash) And I'm having Brock's baby. Mina: O_O >Ash >said as he kissed her back. Then they just lay there, still glistening with >love juices, their arms around each other, exhausted but happy. "I've wanted to >do that for awhile. I just didn't know if you did," Ash said. "I wanted to. I >just thought you wouldn't want to," Misty said. Mina: He's a guy, why wouldn't he want to? Poetry Man: Because she has tits that are smaller than mine? >They laughed, then just lay >there holding each other, and eventually fell asleep. *egress* Mina: Well, that was annoying. Poetry Man: At least it helped pass time. Mina: Hey, there's the living room! Poetry Man: Finally! Now I can get something to eat! Mina: Oh, no, you don't! We're gonna wait right here till the others get back! Poetry Man: What?! But they could be gone for hours! What're we supposed to do till then? *bzzz, bzzz* Mina: That's the fax. Poetry Man: Oh, I thought it was a beehive. Mina: *walks to the fax* Hey, it's another lemon! Poetry Man: Whoopie... with my luck, it'll be by the same person... Mina: It is. Poetry Man: Well, fuckity-fuck fuck-fuck. *begin* *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey in a bonfire with Oompa-Loompas pissing on him* *5, slow-motion replay of the GameCube Metroid FMV* *4, Gatomon and Kari doin' the nasty* *3, Goku and Trunks going SSJ ala Toonami intro* *2, picture of Indianapolis Charmander with an erection* *1, a big wheel of parmesan cheese* Mina: Why the hell do those doors keep opening? Poetry Man: Don't ask me, I just work here. >Yes, another 2-minute lemon from SaraJ. It's just so easy to come up with these >late at night. ^_^ >And yes, I use that famous line again. ^_^ Poetry Man: I'll be watching. > > > Ash walked through the forest looking for Pokémon. Poetry Man: Just once, can't he be looking for a hotdog stand? Mina: Knock it off, you can't be that hungry. Poetry Man: Says the girl who ate all the leftover turkey. Mina: That was Ayla! Poetry Man: Suurrrrre, it was... >Brock was daydreaming >about Joy and Jenny, as usual, and Misty was at the stream, in search of some >water Pokémon. Just then, Pikachu heard a noise and ran over to a tree to find >out what it was. "Pikachu, what's up? Mina: The tree talked?? Poetry Man: Sure, why not, anything's possible with enough weed. >You think it's a Pidgey, or a Nidoran or >something?" Poetry Man: (Pikachu) I think it's an overdose... >he asked, following the electric mouse. Mina: Now it can walk? >"Pika pika!" Pikachu said, >poiting a finger at the tree. Poetry Man: (Pikachu) Are you my mommy? >Ash looked over to where Pikachu was pointing and >was shocked. Mina: (Pikachu) Ha-hah, gotcha! Poetry Man: (Ash) Dammit, that's the fifth time today! > "Erika?" hs asked, dumbfounded. Poetry Man: (Ash) Wow, I can't believe there's a plothole this big, this early! >Erika walked over. "Ash??" Erika was equally >shocked to see him. Mina: (Erika) I was just masturbating in my room, and now I'm here... >"Long time no see," Ash said, trying to break the ice a >little. Poetry Man: (Ash) Last time I saw you, you were naked and were sucking on some other girl's tits. Mina: Oh yeah, that's a good way to start a conversation. >"Yeah," Erika said. Then Ash noticed she was naked. *deadpan* Mina: Oh my god, I was right! Poetry Man: We both were. Now, if only there was a flashback sequence around here... >His eyes bugged >out, and he immediately began to get hard. "Uhh..where are your clothes?" he >asked? Mina: A question within a question...this lemon's just full of neat stuff. >Erika blushed. "Well, I was just on a walk, Poetry Man: (Erika) When suddenly my clothes were sucked up by a black hole, then I was gangraped by tentacles, then I was here. >and I felt kinda sweaty, Poetry Man: (Erika) Tentacle rapes take a lot out of you, ya know. >so I decided to go cool off at the stream. Poetry Man: (Erika) Then the tentacles got me... Mina: Stop with the tentacles already!! >But when I got out, I noticed my >clothes were gone," Poetry Man: (Erika) The tentacles took them! Mina: Stop it!! >she explained. "That sucks." Ash looked at his sneakers, >hoping the gym leader wouldn't notice his pants. Mina: (Ash) Why, oh why did I wear white after Labor Day? >But no such luck. > "You seem quite excited to see me..." she said, a bit of seduction in her >voice. Damn! Ash thought. "I guess..." he stammered, blushing furiously. Erika >walked over to him and put her hand on his shoulder. This caused Ash's penis to >become even harder, Poetry Man: Damn, he's easy. Mina: He's probably the poster child for premature ejaculation. >and of course, Erika saw it. And she became a bit turned on >herself...she felt very warm between her legs. The 2 of them just stared at >each other, Poetry Man: (Ash) Are we having sex yet? Mina: (Erika) Dammit, no! Read a Penthouse, for Christ's sake! >then out of nowhere, kissed pasionately. Ash couldn't stand it >anymore and pulled his jacket and shirt off. Mina: (Ash) I hate these stupid clothes! >Erika obviously couldn't control >her hormones either, judging by how fast she was unzipping and pulling his >pants off. Ash's penis was hard as an Onix, Poetry Man: There it is! Mina: What is your obsession with that line? Poetry Man: It's a catch phrase. I like catch phrases. >and on the verge of ripping right >through his boxers. Erika's juices were flowing. She lay down on the soft grass >and spread her legs open, Mina: Suddenly the police arrived and arrested Ash for impersonating a gynocologist. Poetry Man: I gotta get me one of those fake degrees. >and Ash pulled off his boxers and lay across her, so >that his mouth was right at her sex, and started licking her. Mina: Somehow this lemon is very familiar... >Erika began to >suck on Ash's dick and fondle his balls. After a few minutes, Erika climaxed >all over Ash's face. Mina: Very familiar... Poetry Man: Put Misty in Erika's place. Mina: AHA!! Of course!! >Ash almosy immeditately Mina: The spellchecker died at exactly 5:36. >came in Erika's mouth. Each of >them swallowed the orgasmic fluids, then Ash turned around so that they were >face to face, and kissed Erika passionately. > "Wow, and you didn't ask me to get the dick off my breath!" Erika said, >amazed. Ash smiled. "Well, you didn't ask me to get the pussy off my breath," >he joked. Poetry Man: So he's gay and she's a lesbian. Wonderful. >Then he began to rub Erika's beautiful round breasts and gently >pinching her nipples. Mina: The order's changed, but it's practically the same lemon. Poetry Man: Who cares, it's short. >Erika moaned, and massaged his chest vigorously. Ash >groaned in pleasure. "Erika..." he whispered. "Yeah?" Erika said. Poetry Man: (Ash) Pikachu's humping your leg. >"I want to be >inside of you right now," Ash told her, a playful grin on his face. "Ash..." >Erika whispered. "Yeah?" Ash whispered back. Mina: (Erika) Pikachu is my secret lover. Poetry Man: (Ash) So that's where he's been going! >"I want to feel you inside of me >right now," she said. Ash's dick was still very hard, and Erika was as moist as >a Magikarp. Poetry Man: Whoo-hoo!! Mina: Another catch phrase? Poetry Man: You know it! >"Ready?" he asked. "Yes," she answered. Ash slowly entered his >manhood Poetry Man: Fucking a slutty gym leader does not make you a man. Mina: What does make you a man? Poetry Man: Drugging a gym leader and fucking her while she hallucinates and thinks she's being fucked by Sean Connery. Mina: ............riiiiight... >into Erika's tight pussy. Erika moaned sharply. Ash groaned, and drew >his penis in and out, slowly at first, then he picked up the pace, Mina: Geez, at least change the wording a little. Poetry Man: Don't complain, it's almost over. >pratically >slamming in and out of Erika's cunt. Erika moaned loudly, matching his speed by >thrusting her hips into Ash. They were nearing orgasm fast. Mina: Not fast enough. Get it over with, already. >Ash groaned as he >pumped in and out, and Erika moaned as she continued to match his speed. Then >they climaxed almost simultaneously, their juices leaking out in rather large >amounts. They both yelled in pleasure. Poetry Man: Suddenly Brock returned and raped them both! *whap!* Mina: When I want to read gay porn, I'll go through Zoicite's 'secret box'! Poetry Man: He has a secret box? Hasn't he heard of a computer? Mina: There aren't any computers in the Negaverse. Poetry Man: Might explain why he keeps losing to you. Mina: What's that supposed to mean?! Poetry Man: Nothing... >Then they just lay there as their >breathing slowly returned to normal. Poetry Man: Suddenly the tentacles returned-- *WHAP!!* Poetry Man: Okay, I deserved that... > "That was fun," Ash said. > "Sure was," Erika replied. Then they kissed each other, and fell asleep on >the grass in each other's arms. > Pikachu sighed. "Chaaa(I'll never understand humans)," he thought as he lay >down next to the tree, Mina: (Pikachu) Mommy, what were they doing? Poetry Man: (tree) I told you, I'm not your mommy! >not too far from Ash and Erika. *egress* Poetry Man: Finally. I'm gonna go get something to eat. You want something? Mina: I told you, no one's going anywhere till the others get back! Poetry Man: Tell it to someone who cares. *leaves* Mina: Dammit...why can't I ever meet a normal guy? The Scene: Somewhere on the SoL Felicia: We're still lost, ya know. Zoicite: Shaddap! Artemis: Look, let's not fight. We should concentrate on getting back. Felicia: Yeah, but I'm hungry... Zoicite: Uh... Artemis: Right... You know, I'm feeling a little stringy... Felicia: Oh, knock it off, I'm not going to eat you! *clank* Artemis: Who's there?! Tenchi: Uh... Felicia: Tenchi! There you are! Zoicite: Where the hell were you? Tenchi: Well, I went looking for Mina, then I kinda got lost... Felicia: (to Zoicite) *He* can admit when he's lost, so why can't you? Zoicite: Shaddup. Artemis: (to Tenchi) So do you have any idea how to get back? Tenchi: From here, yeah. I left a marker somewhere around here. Felicia: Great! You can lead us back there! Tenchi: Oh yeah, and I found this lemon lying on the floor in another section of the SoL. I figure we can use it to pass the time on the way back. (I've got more plot devices up my sleeve than Stephen King!) *begin* *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey in a bonfire with Oompa-Loompas pissing on him* *5, slow-motion replay of the GameCube Metroid FMV* *4, Gatomon and Kari doin' the nasty* *3, Goku and Trunks going SSJ ala Toonami intro* *2, picture of Indianapolis Charmander with an erection* *1, a big wheel of parmesan cheese* Tenchi: What the hell?? Felicia: The doors opened! Let's follow the sound! Artemis: Who the hell keeps opening those doors, anyway? The Scene: A Taco Bell in South Carolina Shadow: Heheheee.... Alex: Okay, Shadow, time to stop messing with the doors. Shadow: But...but...I have to open and close the doors! They need me! Reef: Right...they're doors, you know. They don't need anyone. Shadow: YES THEY DO!!! They need their door wives, and their door mistresses, and their door girlfriends when their door mistresses get too bitchy... Davey: *fart* Shadow: Exactly! Alex: O-kay...look, why don't we go get some tacos, then we'll go back to the doors... Shadow: Sure...why not...I'm hungry anyway...can I have a soda, too? Reef: We don't have enough for a soda. Alex: That's no problem, we can just take out another mortgage on LK's house. Reef: Don't we have seven mortgages out on it already? Shadow: Yeah, but I used a false identity to get them. Alex: Isn't that fraud? Shadow: .......yeah, so? Alex: Wait a minute, when did you get an interdimensional communications terminal with time-space capabilities?? Reef: And who were you talking to? Shadow: Uh........ Davey: *fart* Shadow: Yeah, what he said! Alex: o_o;; Reef: o_o;;; The Scene: Back on the SoL > Dragonball Z - I love you Son Goku Zoicite: I prefer Trunks. Artemis: He's only 14! Zoicite: I meant the 17-year old! Artemis: He's still underage. Zoicite: You shouldn't talk for someone who peeps on Mina in the shower. Artemis: I'm her guardian cat! I'm supposed to protect her! Felicia: Will you guys shut up? This lemon's probably gonna be bad enough without your bitching. > >Written by: Majin Vegeta > > > > >This is a lemon fanfic Felicia: It's 'lemon', jackass. >based on Dragonball Z. Dragonball Z was created by >Akira Toriyama. >Warning! This lemon contains graphic sexual themes! Don't proceed if you're >not of legal age! Artemis: Pfft. That includes just about everyone on this ship. Tenchi: Except that Poetry weirdo. > > > > > Goku yawned and sat up. Felicia: (Goku) Wow, that was some great sex. Zoicite: (Gohan) Yep, sure was, dad. Artemis: AARGGHH!! What're you trying to do, kill me?! >He'd been training all day with Gohan and >Piccolo to prepare for the coming of the androids. Zoicite: (Goku) When they cum in your ass, be sure to clench! All: O_O;;; Zoicite: What? What'd I say? >Lifting his spikey-haired >head, the saiya-jin thought back to Trunks' warning. "Vegeta's son...that's >a novelty," mused he. > Scratching his nose, Goku stood up and looked over to where Gohan >and Piccolo continued their training. Felicia: (Goku) Should Gohan really be naked and bent at the waist like that? >"I think I'll give them a few minutes. >Then I'll take them both on again," said Goku thoughtfully as he slipped the >Kamesennin uniform over his muscular chest and stretched. > Then quietly, Goku took off into the air toward Satan City. Zoicite: Didn't they give a city to Mr. Satan *after* the android and Cell sagas? Felicia: Don't look at me, I don't watch the show. >'I haven't been much of a friend to Bulma lately. It's been years since >we've had a normal conversation...' glumly though Kakarotto as he called >for the flying nimbus. Tenchi: And the flying nimbus answered back... Artemis: (nimbus) Learn to drive, you lazy fuck!! > Darting across the blue sky, Goku's magic cloud immediately locked >onto his position Artemis: And launched a sidewinder missile. Felicia: (nimbus) 37 degrees, altitude 6 feet, ready, aim, FIRE!!! >and floated - ready to do it's master's bidding. Zoicite: (nimbus) I'm not gonna tie up your wife again so you can fuck her! > Cheerfully, Goku hopped onto his cloud and mentally commanded it >to take him to the city. Felicia: (nimbus) Fuck you, you SOB! Fly by your own damn self! > >*** > >"Vegeta, are you trying to kill yourself?!" screamed Bulma Artemis: (Vegeta) Yes, now shut up and hand me that rusty razor! >into the >microphone as she watched Vegeta Zoicite: Masturbate. Felicia: *moaning* Ohhh, yeah... Zoicite: Damn, you *are* horny... Artemis: I say we try and find the bedrooms before we go back to the living room. Tenchi: I second that. >train inside the space capsule at 450 G's. > The evil saiya-jin snorted to himself, ignoring the earthling woman's >protests as he continued to preform push-up after push-up. Artemis: Maybe after he's done preforming those push-ups, he can actually do a couple. >"Vegeta! Can't >you hear me?!" roared Bulma again, standing up from her leather-padded Felicia: Dildo. >chair. Felicia: Whatever. > This time, the prince turned to the monitor and with an angry growl >said, Zoicite: (Vegeta) Do you have any grey poupon? >"Do you want to live?" > Bulma was taken aback by this strange question. Felicia: (Bulma) I've never considered if I want to live... Tenchi: (Bulma) Good thing I hung on to Dr. Kevorkian's card. >She didn't know >how to reply. Artemis: A yes or no won't do? >"I asked... Zoicite: (Vegeta) Do you have any dill, goddamn it?!?! >'Do you want to live'?!" demanded Vegeta. > "Well...y-yes..." stammered Bulma, somewhat afraid of him. "Then >shut up and let me continue my training! Zoicite: (Vegeta) I must master my new Mustard Shot attack! >Those cyborgs will rip all of us >apart if I'm not ready!" gravely stated Vegeta. > Bulma sighed and became silent. He was right. Tenchi: They were out of mayonnaise. >She didn't want him Felicia: To eat all the relish. >hurt, but she still wanted Zoicite: A hot dog. Artemis: I was waiting for someone to mention that. >to live to see the future. Zoicite: Wasn't Bulma one of the only people to survive the android attack? Felicia: Yeah, but she doesn't know that. Zoicite: Oh, okay. > Clicking off the power on the monitor, Bulma slid back into her >chair. "I don't believe this..." Felicia: (Bulma) We're out of sauerkraut... >sighed the Capsule Corp president as she >silently cursed herself. "I always wondered what it would be like to be... Zoicite: (Bulma) A man... >...to be with a saiya-jin. Artemis: My guess? It'd hurt a lot. >They're so strong and since I like it rough... All: MORE THAN WE NEEDED TO KNOW!!! >...UGH! Bulma, you're a stupid horny woman!" she grumbled. Tenchi: You won't hear any of us disputing you. > >Getting out of the chair, Bulma silently walked down the hallway. Her head >was lowered which meant Felicia: She was sucking on her nipples. >that she was in deep thought. Felicia: Sure, riiiight... >'Why did he choose >ChiChi? Zoicite: Maybe because you hit him a lot when you were searching for the Dragon Balls? >I've been with him since forever...' thought the woman in the >back of her mind as she envied the Ox King's daughter. Felicia: (Bulma) Oh, to have a father with a 15" cock... Artemis: Damn, you really need to get laid... Felicia: Aw, shaddup... >'Oh Goku...if you >really understood true love, you would have been mine,' sighed Bulma, >tears welling up in her eyes. > >"Bulma!" rang a familar voice. Turning her head, the blue-haired Zoicite: She has *green* hair, you moron! >girl's eyes >widened in both shock and glee as Goku ran up to greet her. Zoicite: (Bulma) Hurray, he forgot his pants again! >'He...he hasn't >even visited me since he was a kid!' thought Bulma. She was torn between >being both happy and angry. 'I'll pretend to be angry,' thought Bulma with >a grin. Tenchi: (Bulma) I'll pretend to be angry, but I'll really be happy, so he'll think that I'm happy, then he'll be angry, and...oh, nuts, the androids are here. >"So look who finally decided to show up!" Artemis: That ice cream man is coming by later and later, huh? >snapped the girl as she turned >away from her old friend. "W-what do you mean?" asked Goku, taking a step >back. Zoicite: (Goku) I...I...I don't have any Choco-Pops...STOP LOOKING AT ME!!! > "Oh you know what I mean! Tenchi: He's a guy, you're a girl. He doesn't know shit. >We've been friends for a long LONG time >and yet you haven't visited me in years!" sighed Bulma in an angry, hurt >voice. > "I know...and that's why I'm here. To make it up to you!" apologized >Goku, walking forward slowly. Zoicite: (Goku) Will hardcore sex be okay? > Bulma however didn't pay attention and continued, "Oh I get it. You >just came here to fight Vegeta! Well he's in the capsule ship. You two have >fun!" > > "I still can't figure you out," chuckled Goku as he placed a hand >on his friend's shoulder. Artemis: Unfortunately he forgot to control his strength, and she was sent right through the planet and out into space. >Bulma felt tingling like electricity run through >her body. Tenchi: (Goku) Oops, I guess I shouldn't have gone SSJ right now... Felicia: (Bulma) I guess not! Now help me find my eyebrows! >She loved his touch. Firm yet gentle. > "Oh Goku, I'm sorry. Felicia: (Bulma) I came already... Artemis: Slut. >I just run off at the mouth sometimes," said >Bulma, turning to face him. > "Sometimes? More like all the time!" chuckled the saiya-jin. Artemis: (contestant) I'll take 'Wrong Things to Say to a Woman' for 1000, Alex. >"ALL THE TIME?!" shouted Bulma, getting into Goku's face. "LISTEN BUSTER, >YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ME GET FIRED UP!!!" > > "Er..." began Goku, but quickly shut his mouth. He knew that it was >dangerous to piss of women. Zoicite: It's not so good when you urinate blood, either. >"Oh my...there I go again!" wailed Bulma, tears >flowing down her pretty face. > Not knowing what else to do, the son of Bardock took the human into >his arms and held her close, giving her a warm compassionate hug. Zoicite: But he accidently crushed her to death. > It was strange...not even ChiChi had let Goku get that close since >Gohan was born. Tenchi: Oh, come on! No woman can go without physical contact for that long. Artemis: Yeah, what does she do, give him a handshake before bed? >He forgot what it felt like to be this close to a woman. Felicia: What about Frieza? Zoicite: Frieza's a guy. Felicia: Oh, he's a crossdresser. Zoicite: What? NO! Felicia: Then why does he wear lipstick? Zoicite: What...he...you...AGH! >Feeling her soft breath on his neck, her firm breasts pushed against his >torso, and the warmth of her body. Unknown to Goku, he was rapidly developing >a hard-on. Artemis: Unknown... Tenchi: ...to... Zoicite: ...Goku? Felicia: That is now officially the stupidest thing I have ever heard. > Bulma noticed and began to pant. Zoicite: She doesn't even have a dick and she notices, so how does this shmuck not notice? >Her body became flushed Tenchi: (Goku) I told you we shouldn't have stood in the toilet! >as she felt Goku's strong arms embrace her. > "Goku..." began Bulma as she pulled away a little and looked into >his eyes. Goku felt himself locked in place. Zoicite: (Goku) Bean lunch...attacking colon...nearing anus... >He couldn't move a muscle. > 'Oh man...what did I get myself into?!' screamed Goku in his mind. Artemis: You got yourself into a hard-on and a beautiful woman. Enjoy it. >"I...oh this is rediculous!" laughed Bulma, playfully pushing all the way >from her friend and wiping the remaining tears from her eyes. > > "Bulma-chan..." started Goku, Tenchi: (Goku) Do I have an erection? Felicia: (Bulma) No, that's your finger. >but was quickly hushed as Bulma's >lips pressed against his. The saiya-jin's eyes opened wide as he felt unsure >again of what he should do. 'What...what about ChiChi?' rang his concious. > But his instincts told him otherwise, 'ChiChi hasn't put out since >she became pregnant! All: O_o;; Zoicite: That would be, what, eight years ago? Felicia: I don't care if you are a super-saiyan, you can't go eight years without getting laid. You'd die from overactive sperm. >Go for it!' Artemis: Hell yes, go for it. Your wife doesn't fuck you for eight years, she can't expect you to stay loyal. Tenchi: We're probably ruining marriages across the country. > A battle raged on in Goku's mind as time seemed to stand still. >The fight was greater than when he battled Vegeta....even greater than when >he fought Freeza! Felicia: The battle was so great, it destroyed the planet! > Eventually, Goku pulled away in a desperate attempt to aid his >concious. Tenchi: This guy ever heard of a spellchecker? >"B-Bulma...I...I c-can't. ChiChi...." studdered Goku Artemis: Apparently not. >as he turned >away. A whimper came from behind him and when he turned, he saw Bulma >run down the hallway and into her room crying. "Oh ma-an...this is just >great!" groaned Goku as he slumped against the wall. "I know what I did was >right...but how come I feel so aweful? Tenchi: Because the author's a moron? >I mean, if it wasn't for Bulma, >my life would have been totally different....maybe even unhappy," pondered >Kakarotto, folding his arms. Zoicite: Yeah, right. He was a little happy boy living in the mountains. If Bulma hadn't found him, he would've just grown up ignorant and happy. > "Well well well, look what the cat dragged in," came a familiar >evil voice. Looking up, Goku spotted Vegeta carrying a towel and a clean >outfit. "I came in to take a shower and I must say, I'm surprised to see >you here, Kakarotto." Zoicite: (Vegeta) Now for the obligatory yaoi sex! > "Not now, Vegeta," growled Goku. "Oh I'm SOR-RY. I should know >better than to annoy a 'super saiya-jin'," chuckled the saiya-jin prince >smugly. Goku didn't even reply. His mind was set on how he had hurt Bulma's >feelings. Felicia: You didn't fuck her, you jackass. >'I should never have let it go that far...' sighed Goku mentally. Zoicite: You should've kept going, you horny moron! > > "Hmph...well when I become a Super Saiya-jin, I'll deal with these >androids...and then I'm coming after you," hissed Vegeta with a sly grin >as he walked into the shower room laughing his head off. Tenchi: (Vegeta) Hahahahaha- *slips* OW, my spine! > > Little did Vegeta know that Goku still didn't pay any attention to >his threats. "I...I know what I must do!" declared Goku, a sweatdrop >running down his forhead. Artemis: (Goku) I must buy a vowel! Tenchi: (Pat) Well, you can't have one, so fuck you! Artemis: (Goku) KA...ME...HA...ME... Tenchi: (Pat) OKAY, OKAY, HERE'S YOUR DAMN VOWEL!!! > Mustering up all his courage, he boldly walked over to Bulma's room >and rapped on the door. > "GO AWAY!" came a wail. Goku sighed and tried the doorknob. It was >locked. "I don't have time for this. I need to get it over with!" Felicia: Get it over with? What is this, a root canal? Zoicite: So sex is painful for him, huh? Tenchi: (Goku) I need to fuck something, then do another eight years of celibacy! >whispered >Goku as he easily broke the knob and pushed the door open wide. > > "What do you want?!" shouted the girl, tossing a pillow at him as she >lied on the bed...her skirt riding up and showing her smooth, firm thighs. > Catching the pillow with one hand and closing the door with another, Felicia: And balancing his checkbook with his foot and juggling chainsaws with his teeth... Tenchi: How...talented. >Goku walked over to the bed and sat down on it. > "Go away, Goku! Go play with ChiChi...if she'll even let you!" cried >Bulma, looking down. Artemis: I think we've already established that Goku has the one valid excuse to cheat on his wife, so let's get to the bad sex, already! > "Stop that, Bulma!" ordered Goku in his most serious voice. Bulma >looked up at him, but not into his eyes. > Grabbing her chin, Zoicite: He accidentally crushed her head. >Goku pulled her head up and lowered his own head, >giving Bulma a soft kiss on the cheek. "Goku...what are you..." whispered >Bulma as she was cut off by Goku pressing his lips against hers. Felicia: Finally! Artemis: I can't believe you're actually excited about this... Felicia: No, I found the bedrooms! All: YAY!!! The Scene: The bedrooms Zoicite: I don't believe it, we finally found them! Felicia: I wonder if Megabyte gave us each a room... (everyone checks out the rooms, finding each decorated slightly differently for each person's particular...er...tastes.) Tenchi: Uh... Artemis: Er... Felicia: Hm... Zoicite: So this is my room? Artemis: The nude poster of Malachite over the bed would suggest so. (long story short, everyone finds their rooms, then everyone gathers in Felicia's room since she found hers last. Why? Because they couldn't tell the difference between Mina's room and Fel's room.) Tenchi: (to Fel) So why do you say this is your room? Felicia: Uh...there's something 'personal' of mine in here... Artemis: What, you mean the karaoke machine? Felicia: Uh...yeah...that... Zoicite: Come on, let's finish this lemon. We can find the living room from here. *begin* *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey in a bonfire with Oompa-Loompas pissing on him* *5, slow-motion replay of the GameCube Metroid FMV* *4, Gatomon and Kari doin' the nasty* *3, Goku and Trunks going SSJ ala Toonami intro* *2, picture of Indianapolis Charmander with an erection* *1, a big wheel of parmesan cheese* Felicia: If those doors start opening in the middle of the night, I'm getting Ayla to smash 'em. > The two slowly began to get excited. Felicia: Took 'em long enough. Get to the fucking already! >The kiss becoming more and more >passionate by the second. Soon, both their tongues were wildly dancing Zoicite: Riverdancing? Artemis: Ugh, I hope not... >in each other's mouths. Bulma pushed herself against her powerful lover. > Goku, now extremely horny, Artemis: Finally realized he had a penis. Felicia: (Goku) Oh, so that's what that is! And all this time I've been using it as a baseball bat... Tenchi: o_o >clutched Bulma's chest with both his hands >and began massaging her wonderous globes. Zoicite: (Goku) Why is Kazakhstan next to Singapore? Felicia: (Bulma) That's my nipple! > "Ahh..." sighed Bulma into the kiss Felicia: (Bulma) Mmm, peppermint! >as she pulled back and began to >unbutton her top. Goku however became impatient. Grabbing the flimsy fabric >within his strong hands, Tenchi: So it's stitched onto his hands? Zoicite: Those saiyans are tough SOBs. >the saiya-jin ripped the blouse in half and >tossed the remains aside. Felicia: (Bulma) Hey, that was an original, you fucking bastard! Artemis: (Goku) So is the sex off, then? >"Oh Goku!" squealed Bulma as he leaned down and >began kissing her bosoms. She was in pure heaven as Goku began to lick >the tip of her left nipple. Zoicite: Damn, this girl's easier than a one-legged whore. Tenchi: ... >"Oh yes...suck my titties!" sighed Bulma as she >leaned back on her arms, thrusting her chest outward and causing her right >boob to jiggle ever so slightly. > Pleased by this, Artemis: Goku bounced 'em like superballs. Felicia: (Goku) Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy! >Goku grabbed the opposite tit and began roughly Artemis: Bouncing it. Felicia: (Goku) Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy! Zoicite: Stop that, it's scaring me. >squeezing it, causing the girl to cry out in pleasure as well as pain. Felicia: (Bulma) Ow! Yum! Ow! Yum! > Kakarotto then bit down on Bulma's hardened nipple and pulled - >stretching the tit outwards and causing Bulma to stain her underwear Artemis: (Bulma) Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have been carrying that vat of ketchup! >as her >pussy began leaking sex fluids. Tenchi: Houston, we have a masochist! > The saiya-jin then took as much tit into his mouth as he could and >began madly sucking on it, Artemis: (Goku) Oh, mommy! Felicia: (Bulma) Well, that ruined my *special time*... >causing Bulma's already sensitive nipples to >stick out like eraser heads. Zoicite: (Goku) Can you bend over? I've got an R here that's supposed to be a P. > Bulma panted for breath, her skin was flushed and her panties were >now soaking wet. She placed her hands on Goku's head as he feasted on her >glorious sweet breast. Zoicite: I'm thinking I shouldn't see Hannabal after this... > Goku removed his mouth from Bulma's saliva covered tit and blew on >the nipple. Artemis: Unfortunately he forgot to control his strength and blew her into the wall. >The cool air made Bulma shudder as a mini-orgasm flowed through >her lovely body. > He then switched tits, grabbing the flesh with his strong teeth >and biting down ever so lightly. "Ohhh ohhh ohhhh Gokuuu!" moaned Bulma >as she began fumbling with his top. Tenchi: Shouldn't it be the other way around? > Goku smiled to himself then sat up. He then reached up and pulled >the weighted clothing over his head - revealing his hard powerful body >to his lover. Zoicite: I really miss Malachite... > Bulma cooed in delight as she ran warm fingers up Goku's muscular >chest, then back down. Goku liked the sensation and began to do the same - Artemis: (Goku) Mmm, my chest is so hard and strong... Felicia: (Bulma) Pay attention to me, dammit! >rubbing up and down Bulma's entire front. > He often stopped to tickle Bulma's flat tummy which caused the girl >to giggle in delight. 'I can't believe this! It's like a dream come true!' >thought Bulma excitedly as she stained her panties again. Felicia: (Bulma) Damn this leaking jar of mustard! > Her friend then reached his hand between her legs and felt Artemis: A sock. Zoicite: Damn, I was hoping it was something else... Artemis: Yeah, like I'm really gonna turn it into *that* kind of lemon. >the >warm wetness building up. Felicia: (Bulma) Time to change sponges! > "I think it wants to play," said Goku teasingly as he ripped her >panties off with one mighty yank. > Spreading her legs as wise as she could, Bulma showed Goku her >pink slit...and surprisingly there was no hair. "What...no hair there?" >asked Goku curiously. Tenchi: (Bulma) It was lost in the Great Pubic Fire of '99 >"Oh well mom said that men like shaved pussies even >more than hairy ones," All: SLUT!!! Felicia: My mother always told me if I shaved down there, I'd look like I was cleaning myself too much. Tenchi: Just when I think I've heard everything... >explained Bulma with a blush. > "Your mom sure knows what she's talking about. It looks good enough >to eat," grinned Kakarotto. Zoicite: I see a fava bean, I'm outta here. > "That's exactly what I'd like you to do. Eat me," whispered Bulma >seductively Artemis: Good thing they don't award points for subtlety. >as she moved her hand down her sexy tits, her cute stomach, and >to her bald cunt, spreading the lips as wise as she could - giving Goku >a full view of pink. > Nearly drooling, Goku pushed his own pants down...which caused >Bulma to gasp in shock. Felicia: (Bulma) He can take his pants *off*?!?!?! >'Oh my god! He's got to be over a foot long!' Tenchi: (Bulma) I'm gonna need more ketchup! >screamed Bulma's mind as Goku's 13 inch cock peeked out. Zoicite: (Goku's penis) Crap, she's still out there...I gotta pee so bad... >Bulma loved >big cocks and Goku was the biggest ever. > "Let's 69 dear," suggested Bulma to the curious Goku. "What's that?" >asked he. Artemis: 27 more than 42. >Bulma giggled. Goku's innocence was one of the many things that >she found attractive in him. "I'll show you. Come on and lie down," >instructed the horny woman. Obliging, the earth warrior lied Tenchi: (Goku) I really did like 'Fried Green Tomatoes'! Honest! >down on his >back and was shocked as Bulma crawled over him...her sweet peachy vagina >in his face, and her mouth right where his thick cock was. > "Now eat me!" shouted Bulma, pushing her sexy fuckhole against >Goku's face as she plunged his dick into her mouth. > Goku cried out in pleasure. ChiChi had given him a blowjob once, Zoicite: And she couldn't close her mouth for a week. >but she never took him as deep as Bulma did. > Wanting to pleasure Bulma as well, Goku began Tenchi: Running laps. >lapping Tenchi: O_o >at the >walls Zoicite: (Goku) Mmmm...cherry-flavored drywall... >of her pussy. Both lovers wildly tongued each other's sex organs >as the room became hot and muggy. > Grunts and groans filled the air as Goku Artemis: Tried desperately to put together his new Bowflex machine. Tenchi: (Goku) 'Easy to assemble', my ass! >thrust his tongue deep >into Bulma's snatch while she deep throated his cock almost all the way in. Zoicite: Then she choked to death after she realized she still needed to breathe. > Trying something different, Goku began nibbling at Bulma's pussy >lips, Tenchi: Then sprinkled on some salt. Felicia: (Bulma) When I said 'eat me', I think you misunderstood... >causing Bulma to scream in delight into Goku's meaty tool. The >lovely woman then began fondling Goku's balls with her cool soft hand as >she ran her tongue all around his dick. > The two were getting close...each wanting the other's cum in their >mouths. They came in unsion, Artemis: Is that near Toledo? >both groaning loudly. Tenchi: (Goku) I knew I should've taken that left at Albuquerque! >Bulma's love honey Zoicite: Now with phenylketonurics and phenylalanine! Felicia: You read that off a soda can, didn't you? Zoicite: *hangs his head in shame* Yes... >spilled out of her vagina Tenchi: (Apu) Spill in aisle 3. Sanjay with the mop to aisle 3. >and into Goku's hungry mouth. He enjoyed the >taste and continued licking it all up as he too came, sending a gigantic >load of Zoicite: (Carlin) Bullshit. Felicia: Which reminds me, there's a new George Carlin special on HBO tonight. All: Whoo-hoo! >saiya-jin cum down her throat. Wanting to taste, Bulma took some >of the massive cock out of her mouth and savored in the powerful seed of >Goku. Zoicite: Then the seeds sprouted, growing into giant fruits and tearing her apart from the inside. Artemis: Gruesome... Zoicite: I'm bored...and annoyed... > Bulma continued licking Goku's shaft, wanting to get him hard again. >She was also having the time of her life back there, her ass bouncing off >Goku's face Felicia: (Goku) Boingy, boingy, boingy! Artemis: Wrong end. Felicia: I don't care, I haven't gotten laid in six weeks. Zoicite: We've only been here three weeks. Felicia: So? Zoicite: Wow... >as he began rubbing her clit with his tongue. > "Mm....Mmm....MMm..." moaned Bulma - sucking the head of Goku's >deflated cock while he wrapped his lips around her love button and >sucked on it hotly. > The girl caressed her own tits, pressing them together then pulling >them apart as much as she could. Felicia: (Bulma) Did you know I'm related to Stretch Armstrong? >She came again, flooding Goku's face with >her gooey cum. Zoicite: I think I speak for all of us when I say 'EWWWW'. > At last, all her licking paid off as the mighty saiya-jin dick >regained it's full hardness. Eagerly wanting to fuck, the human woman >got off Goku's face and straddled him on the other side. Zoicite: (Goku) Are you sure you want to fuck my hair? Felicia: (Bulma) It's gotta be spiky for some reason! > Watching Bulma's tits sway as she rubbed her pussy against his >thick member, Goku knew what was going to happen next. Artemis: Physically-impossible vaginal sex? >But he was beyond >caring. He just wanted Bulma so bad. > "UGH!" cried Bulma as she impaled herself Felicia: (Bulma) I told you not to leave that sword on the floor! >onto Goku - taking half >of him in and panting. Felicia: *panting* Zoicite: Uhh...you okay? Felicia: Yeah...*pant*...fine...*whine* >"Hey, don't stop!" complained Goku as he grabbed >her by the hips and began forcing her down. Felicia: Yeah, do it, big boy! All: O_O (everyone backs away from her) >"N...no! Stop! It's too big!" Tenchi: Uh-huh, it's too big and you can't take it...riiiiight... Zoicite: Finally discovering a pattern to these things? Tenchi: Yep. >protested Bulma, trying vainly to move his hands. Artemis: A power level of 2 versus a power level of 15 million. Guess which one wins? >Kakarotto wouldn't hear >any of this and with one mighty thrust, shoved the girl down all the way. Felicia: Ohhhhh, god, yes...... Zoicite: Uh, Fel? Do you need a moment? Felicia: What? No, I'm fine. Zoicite: O-kay... > "Ah...? AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Bulma as she took Goku >all the way. Tenchi: Sigh...yet another 'hollow woman' lemon... >She had never felt so full and she immediately climaxed. Artemis: Slut. Felicia: Mmmmm.... Artemis: O_o Whoo-boy..... > Not wanting to disappoint her lover, Bulma moved around - adjusting >to his size, then started bouncing up and down Goku's thick cock. Tenchi: (Bulma) I can never get used to the poking on my ovum... Zoicite: (uterus) It ain't no picnic for me, either. > "Oh god...mm...so full!" sighed Bulma, lolling her tongue out as she >panted like a bitch in heat. Felicia: *pantpantpant* Tenchi: I think we need to finish this lemon...FAST. > Goku slid his hands over Bulma's tits and took hold, Artemis: (Goku) Wheeee! This is better than the Great Wall of Tits at Magic Mountain! >thrusting >himself up against her own sweating body. 'Man...even ChiChi wasn't this >good of a fuck!' Tenchi: (ChiChi) I'll remember that...FOR THE DIVORCE HEARINGS!!! >thought the lustful Son Goku as he slammed his hips upward >again and again. Felicia: Yeah, do it again!! *silence* *purring* *strange looks* *purring* *more strange looks* *bzzzzzz* Artemis: Okay, that's it, take 'er down!! *struggling sounds* Felicia: Aww, you guys are no fun... Tenchi: Was that the 'personal' thing you mentioned? Felicia: . . . > "OH GOKUUUU!" shouted Bulma, giggling as she came over Tenchi: Apparently we've gone through a time warp, and now Bulma is visiting Goku. Artemis: How very, very moronic. >and over >again. Tenchi: Look at that, another time warp. Artemis: And look, this time she's gone back to Roman times and is about to be fed to the lions. >She loved this. Felicia: (Bulma) Oh yeah, fuck me, you horny kitty!! Zoicite: That's it, I'm ordering a gigolo. Artemis: You'll never get one up here. The pizza boy won't even swipe a shuttle for us. >She was finally getting what she yearned for all >these years. Tenchi: A death at the whim of Caesar... >'The PERFECT boyfriend'! Zoicite: The perfect MARRIED boyfriend! Tenchi: Let's face it, there's no more ethics in the world anymore... > 'Hmm...time to switch strategies,' Felicia: (Bulma) I'll come at 'em from behind! Zoicite: Hm, sounds good... Artemis: o_o >thought Bulma devilishly as she >slid off her lover and crawled onto her hands and knees. Wiggling her tight >ass at Goku, she seductively called, Artemis: (Bulma) Horny slut on special in the produce aisle! >"Ohhh Goku! Fuck me doggie-style!" > > "Okay!" gleefully replied Goku as he sat up and cupped her pussy >with one hand. Bulma shuddered as his fingers teased her dripping quim. > "H-hey! Fuck me, damn it!" begged Bulma, looking back at him. >Goku smirked then said, Tenchi: (Goku) Okay, I lied, I'm a woman with a prosthetic penis, and ChiChi is really a man. >"So you want it huh?" Felicia: Yes! All: o_o Felicia: Oh, knock it off! >"Yes please?" > >"Pretty please?" > >"FUCK YES!! PRETTY PLEASE!!!" > >"Okay...but first you have to eat this." Felicia: (Bulma) Geez, how many blowjobs do you need? > >Bulma curiously cocked her head to one side as Goku grabbed his pants, Zoicite: Put them on, and left. Tenchi: Yeah, I wish... >reached into one pocket, Zoicite: Pulled out a gun, and shot her. Artemis: Stop that. >and pulled out a piece of dried fruit. Tenchi: (Goku) It's been sitting in my pocket since the day we met. Wanna try it? > "What's this?" asked Bulma curiously. Zoicite: (Goku) It is all that remains from the last person I had sex with... >"This is all that remains from the Tree of Might. Eat it and Artemis: (Goku) You'll see pretty spots! >then I can >fuck you. Tenchi: (Goku) I only fuck people who get stomach cramps from eating old fruit. >Otherwise you might get hurt," explained Goku, handing it to her. > > Bulma curiously looked at it, pondering what to do. Felicia: (Bulma) Perhaps I should use it to carve a new dildo... >She then >popped it in her mouth and ate it. She would do anything for Son Goku. Tenchi: Including getting your stomach pumped? > Suddenly she felt her body surge with raw power. Felicia: (Bulma) KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!!! Zoicite: (Goku) Oww... Oh well, I didn't need those eyebrows anyway... >She became much >much stronger...and she seemed to feel as if she could do anything. Felicia: (Bulma) Anything but get this green Jell-o out of my hair... > "Woah!" shouted Bulma, feeling uneasy. Tenchi: (Bulma) Hold on now, I just had my power level increased tenfold, I need some time to go out and blow up small cities. After I've killed a few innocent people and wasted about twenty minutes with talk and cheap boasts about my superior strength, then we can have sex. >Goku didn't waste any time Artemis: (Goku) Gin! >and grabbed Bulma by the hips. "Hey waiiiiiiAHHH!!!!!" screamed Bulma as >she suddenly felt her pussy lips open up wide as Goku filled her to the brim. Tenchi: Filled to the brim in her quim by him and his limb...naahhh... Zoicite: Leave the poetry to the Poetry Man...as strange as he might be... > "OH GOKU!!!" wailed Bulma, thrusting her ass back against him as she >was pumped from behind. > Goku grinned in pleasure as her powerful pussy grasped his thick >cock. He didn't have to hesitate anymore. "Kaioken!" Tenchi: Kamehameha! Artemis: Final Flash! Zoicite: Destruct-o Disc! Felicia: Spoogy-woogy! All: *snickering* >shouted Goku as his >power instantly doubled and he began hammering into her faster than the >speed of light. Artemis: Then Einstein came in and beat them over the head with a blackboard. > "AHH AHH AHHH!!!" screamed Bulma as she took it all, her hips also >slamming back at equal speed. Tenchi: So they're both moving faster than the speed of light? Zoicite: (Picard) Initiate Fuckdrive at warp 9! >"OOOHH FUCK ME!!! FUCK YOUR SLUT!!!" yelled >the girl Felicia: It took a while for Goku to hear it, since sound travels slower than light. Artemis: Yet another loser who couldn't get into high school and understand even the BASICS of physics. >as she let her arms relax, her tits now roughly rubbing against >the bed's blanket. Zoicite: Unfortunately, the friction from faster-than-light travel ripped the skin right off her breasts, and she bled to death, the end. >Her nipples were erect as ever as she squeezed Goku >for all she was worth. Tenchi: (Goku) Come on, slut, I didn't give you that dime for nothing! > Kakarotto then licked his fingertip and plunged it up her ass. Zoicite: This would be so much better if it were Goku and Trunks... Artemis: I *really* don't want to think about that right now, okay? >She didn't expect this and bucked wildly, enjoying the sensation. Felicia: *purrrrrr* Artemis: Stop that, you're scaring me... > Goku then pulled her over, lifted her into his arms and began >to fuck her sitting up. Both lovers' bodies were pressed against each other's >as they shared a tongue kiss. > They exchanged saliva Zoicite: And I remember when pokémon was a big craze... >as their hot sweaty bodies Tenchi: Exploded. >slickly moved >against one another's. Neither stopped. Artemis: And the police arrested them for running a red light. >Neither yielded. Zoicite: (Bulma) Do you yield?! Felicia: (Goku) Never, vile knave! >They fucked >their brains out Tenchi: (Bulma's brain) Thank god, I am so sick of this shit. Artemis: (Goku's brain) I gotta wash out my occipital lobe... >throughout the night...through the morning...and into >the afternoon until.... Tenchi: They exploded. >"BULMA!!! I...I have to pull out....I'm gonna...!" Zoicite: (Goku) I'm gonna build an ark! Tenchi: (Goku) I'm gonna have an aneurysm! Artemis: (Goku) I'm gonna run for city council! Felicia: (Goku) I'm gonna have a baby! >shouted Goku as he tried >to break free. Bulma however was deep within Felicia: The Temple of Doom! Artemis: Where's a giant boulder when you need it? >multiple orgasms. She didn't >hear him and clutched his cock with her vaginal muscles as hard as she >could. Goku was going over the edge. He let out a cry as he suddenly >became a super saiya-jin Zoicite: And as his muscles swelled, he split Bulma in half and killed her, the end. Felicia: Knock it off, it's almost over. >and shot his wad up Bulma's hungry snatch. Artemis: Somehow I was expecting more... Tenchi: Just be thankful it's over. > "OH GOKU!!!! GIVE ME YOUR CUM!!!" shouted Bulma hoarsely as she >too climaxed. Both lovers panted then finally passed out. Zoicite: Finally... > > "Well did you get that?" asked Doctor Briefs to his wife. Felicia: (Bulma's mother) Uh...no....how are babies made again? Artemis: (Dr. Briefs) Can't I just show you again? Felicia: (Bulma's mother) Not till you tell me what the hell you're squirting in me! >"Oh yes >I did! This is one for our 'private' video collection!" rang Bulma's >mother cheerfully as she pressed stop on the video recorder as they >watched from Bulma's window. Tenchi: They were standing there for a whole day and neither Bulma or Goku noticed them? Artemis: Time flies when you're fucking at the speed of light. > "What a show eh?" chuckled the doctor as his cat meowed in agreement. >"Yes sir! Incest sounds pretty good now. Artemis: Oh, dear god... >Maybe we should invite ChiChi >and Gohan over sometime!" suggested Bulma's mother. Tenchi: (Gohan) Daddy, why is mommy strangling you? Felicia: (ChiChi) Because daddy stuck his dick where it didn't belong! Tenchi: (Gohan) Ran into the light socket again, huh, dad? Zoicite: So that's what they're calling it these days... > > >***END*** > > >(Author's notes: Yes, we all know Bulma has a thing for Goku. Zoicite: Yes, but did you need to write about it?! >So I thought >I'd take it to the next level! What do you think about a giant Dragonball >Z Orgy? Artemis: If you're writing it, I'll pass. Tenchi: What if someone else writes it? Artemis: Then I'll take it and beat this idiot over the head with it. >Find out next time on the next exciting episode of Dragonball Z!) All: FUCK YOU! *egress* Felicia: Okay, get out! I need to...uh... Artemis: Yeah, yeah, we're going. *Tenchi, Zoi, and Artemis leave* *purrrrrr* *bzzzzzzz* *PURRRRRR* Artemis: Come on, let's get outta here... Tenchi: Uh...yeah, right...I think I can find the living room now. The Scene: The living room! Tenchi: Finally! Mina: Tenchi!!! *hugs him* Tenchi: Uh...hey there... *sweatdrop* Artemis: At last...now for a long catnap... (plops down on the couch and goes to sleep) Zoicite: Any food left? Mina: No, Ayla ate it all. Poetry Man: Says you. Mina: SHUT UP!!!! *beep, beep* Mina: I'm not the one who pigged out on crab puffs! Zoicite: My crab puffs? Poetry Man: Yeah, well, I'm not the one who ate that whole chocolate cake! Zoicite: *MY* cake!?!? *beep, beep* Mina: At least I didn't eat all the-- Zoicite: YOU ATE MY CAKE?!?!?!?! Artemis: Hey, some of us are trying to sleep over here! *beep, beep* Megabyte: Excuse me. I do hope I'm not interrupting anything. *silence* All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Exciting stuff, huh? I'm just glad I finished it. Trust me, the next one's gonna be done much sooner than this one. Hell, I'm half-done MSTing the next lemon. Until then, enjoy these teasers! Is Megabyte really back?? Am I just fucking around with everyone? Will I be able to hold down Taco Bell food? Whatever happened to that room in the basement with the live soap opera?? Will Lunar Knight and I ever join forces and defeat Megabyte once and for all??? All this and much more, on the next episode of: [Title to come]! ... ~_~ Lost a bit of dramatic flair there, huh? Oh well... The Master of Eternal Darkness, Shadow