What can I say, this lemon was bad enough to make me pick out an MST crew and flame this thing to the 11th Circle of Hell. Since this is my first MST, you gotta get acquainted with my crew and their place of torture (my own SoL.) Hopefully I'll get a little better at this as time goes on. I know Dop also MSTed this, but I had to start somewhere, and this one seemed to be the best (or worst) place to begin. Quick beginner disclaimer: This lemon was written by Starri Wanderer, and any copyrights belong to him. I'm MSTing this thing without permission, and if he wants to sue me, let him. I'll MST the whole fucking court record and beat him over the head with it. Hopefully I'll get a little better at writing disclaimers. And now, without much further ado, my first MST! (with a crew) MST vers. 1.000000001: Trapped in a Spaceship Prologue In the year of our Spooge, 2345, the virus known as Megabyte escaped from the Web into the real world and took over a space station in an attempt to conquer the Earth. Finding the work of the Forrester family, he has followed their attempts to drive a population insane by exposing them to bad lemons. Using the method he discovered to get to the real world, he extracted random test subjects from old anime series and placed them inside the space station in an attempt to drive them, and the rest of the world, insane. Among these subjects are Minako, also known as Sailor Venus. The original (male) Zoicite, though he has the breasts of his female counterpart, and finally, the catgirl Felicia from Darkstalkers. Let's watch, shall we? *** It was just another day on the ol' Satellite of Lust. Mina was petting Artemis while playing Sailor Moon: Another Story. Felicia was singing along with the Gundam Wing soundtrack, and Zoicite was writing a scathing letter to the American censors about his tits. Zoicite: (reading from the letter) And furthermore, this Dr. Zilwagger of which you speak was never my plastic surgeon, nor did he give me these monstrosities which you call breasts. In addition- Mina: Shut up, will ya? I can't beat this boss! Zoicite: Use the Shabon Spray. Mina: *does just that and the boss explodes* Wow. Who'da thunk it? (suddenly...) *Klaxon blares* Felicia: *stops singing* What the hell?! Zoicite: That's a new sound... Mina: You ditzes, that's the communicater. (activates the viewscreen) *dramatic villain music plays* Zoicite: Where's that music coming from? Megabyte: Ah, my little lab rats. And how are you today? Felicia: I could use more CDs. Zoicite: And I could use a breast-reduction cream. Mina: And I need a walkthrough for SM:AS. Megabyte: THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!!! *a-hem* Now then, are you ready for your first experiment? Zoicite: Do we get a cookie? Megabyte: *sigh* Yes, you get a cookie. Zoicite: WHOO-HOO!!! LET'S ROCK, DUDES!!! Mina: O.o Felicia: o.O Zoicite: Umm....heh...yeah....sorry.... Megabyte: Quite. Now, for your first experiment, you will be subjected to a lemon of horrific proportions. Mina: Why? *pause* Megabyte: Excuse me? Mina: Why are we doing this? Megabyte: Because I said so! Now get in the theater! *Lemon Sign blares* Zoicite: What's that? Mina: Beats me. Megabyte: *sigh* It's the Lemon Sign. Felicia: What's that? Zoicite: Is it edible? Mina: Does it go good with tea? Megabyte: JUST GET IN THE BLOODY THEATER!!! Mina: Alright, alright, ya don't have to yell! *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey in a bonfire* *5, fossilized screenshot of a Super Metroid screen* *4, all the Digimon being squished by the Monty Python foot* *3, Goku going Super-Saiyan* *2, Furby being raped by a Rhydon* *1, a big wheel of swiss cheese* >Love in the Forest Mina: A tale of one man's love for his birch elm tree. >A Pokemon Hentai Fanfic Felicia: What's that? Mina: It's a sex story. Felicia: Oh. SHIT!!!! *starts to run away, but Mina catches her* I wanna go home... Zoicite: *pets her* We all do, Fel. >By: Starri Wandererr Zoicite: Who will be thrown into a star at the end of this fic. >Email me at: Starrrlightdragon@Yahoo.com *everyone mailbombs him* >Warning: This is a Hentai/Lemon/Ecchi fanfic of Pokemon. That >means that it contains strong sexual scenes and nudity. Mina: Gee, what a shocker. >Please do >not read this fanfic if you are not at least 18 years old or above >or are offended by sex and/or nudity. Mina: Well, I'm under 18, so I'm outta here! *gets up to leave* Zoicite: Sit down. *holds her in the chair* >You have been warned so Felicia: Jack off at your own discretion. Zoicite: If only it were that easy... >follow the rules! Otherwise if you do continue I hope you enjoy my >fanfic! All: We won't. >Disclamer and legal stuff: Pokemon is owned and copyrighted by, >c. 1995, 1996, 1998 Nintendo, CREATURES, GAME FREAK. Felicia: You just know he copied all this off the game copyright screen. Mina: Probably got it from the rom version. Cheap bastard. >I do not own Pokemon or any of Pokemon's characters. I'm poor. It >would be awesome if I did but sadly I don't (Boo Hoo). The only >thing that I lay claim to that I own is this Fanfic. Mina: (author) Which is slowly eating its way through my lower intestine. > This fanfic can be distributed freely provided that, 1) it >is not altered or changed in anyway, shape, or form whatsoever. Zoicite: So I can't beat it over the head with a stick? >2) That no money is made of it or it is sold (fanfics should and are >always supposed to be free) Mina: He couldn't make any money off of this thing if he sold it on E-bay hidden in a box of human organs. 3) That if you put it on another >website please email me the address (so I can keep track of where >it's at). Thanx! ^_^ Felicia: You'd think he'd be glad to lose it. >I dedicate this fanfic Felicia: (author) To my beloved penis, Walter. Zoicite: First sign this guy's an amateur: he keeps calling it a fanfic. >to my friend Peter and to everyone out >there that believes that Misty and Ash are the perfect couple and >are secretly in love. Felicia: And that's why she hits him all the time. Mina: You always hurt the ones you love. Felicia: Then the Mortal Kombat gang must have orgies every night. >Thanks Peter for a night on the phone of >Pokemon jokes Mina: And hot, yaoi phone sex. Zoicite: Why can't I get any calls like that? Felicia: Do we even have any phones up here? Mina: We have the interdimensional phase shifter. Felicia: What's that? Mina: That thing that looks like a microwave oven. Felicia: Really? I've been using it to make pizza. No wonder they always came out burnt.... >that led to the creation of this fanfic. Without >that conversation I never would've written this, my first fanfic, >as well as my first Hentai fanfic. Zoicite: We must find this Peter and destroy him..... This story takes place later on >in the history of the show Pokemon since Ash has a Lickitung Mina: A Lickitung, huh? Gee, I wonder what'll happen?? >and a Felicia: (singing) Partridge in a pear tree! Mina: It's too early in the fic for Christmas songs. >Graveler, plus he is traveling toward a city called Carades that >all of us have never heard of before. Felicia: Because it's really the headquarters of a secret amateur porn ring. Mina: We can only hope... >Let the show begin!! Mina: Will there be Chippendales dancers? Zoicite: God, I hope so.... > Ash and Misty were continuing their journey across new lands Zoicite: They killed Tracey in the fourth season. Felicia: (Tracey) Misty, what are you doing with that knife?! No! No! AAARRRGGHH!!!!!!! >to capture more Pokemon. Ash was searching like he always has for >any new Pokemon on his way towards the next Gym. Misty was Felicia: Jack-a-lacking along. >following Ash for the reason that he still owed her a new bicycle. Zoicite: By this time she could've bought ten fucking bicycles on minimum wage! Mina: Hence the ultra-clichéd plot. >Brock was at another town visiting with some friends and said that >he would catch up with them soon. Pikachu went along with Brock Zoicite: As a guide since he never opened his eyes. Felicia: He must be related to Jughead. >to help protect him because they were going to have to go through a >dangerous city to get to their destination. Zoicite: And we don't want Mr. Horny to bump into a wall, now do we? > Ash and Misty arrived in a forest with no name Mina: And the Lazy SOB award goes to...! >about 3 days >ago and Ash during that time had been Felicia: Jacking off to his collection of Playboys. Zoicite: Molesting the Trix rabbit. Mina: Spanked repeatedly by Misty for being a 'bad boy'. >looking for any new Pokemon >or any signs of new ones. Luck wasn't on his side and neither he >nor Misty ever saw any wild Pokemon or people for the past 3 days. >Ash and (especially) Misty were starting to feel very miserable, >dirty, Mina: DIRTY GIRL, DIRTY GIRL!!!! Felicia: Where'd that come from?? Mina: I think the lemon's getting to me... >and tired. What made things worse was the fact that they >were both almost out of the food and supplies that they had for >their journey. Earlier Ash, according to his map, Zoicite: Became lost in the middle of nowhere and starved to death, the end. >figured out that >if they took this forest route then the time to get to the city >Carades would be cut in half and would only take almost a whole >day. Unfortunately their map was incorrect. Felicia: (Misty) I told you a subway map wouldn't be any help! > So Ash and Misty decided after a lot of walking around that >they should rest for awhile. Misty spotted a small slow moving >river nearby Zoicite: Along with a raft, a small boy and a runaway slave. Mina: I'll bet the author doesn't even get that reference. >and so they took their break there. Misty found a >large flat rock near the river and laid back on it stretching out. >Ash called out his Graveler Pokemon and sat down on it. Felicia: (Graveler) Get off me, lard ass! Mina: (Graveler) I'll bite that ass right off, fat boy! >Misty >asked, in a tired voice "Ash, have you ever kissed a girl before?" Zoicite: (Ash) No, but I've made out with Brock a time or two. >Ash was caught totally off guard by the question and asked, "Why do >you want to know?" "Oh, just curious, that's all," answered Misty >innocently. "Well not a girl but a...," Ash paused. Zoicite: If he says Brock, I'm opening a psychic hotline. >"A what Ash?" >"Oh, never mind you don't want to know." Mina: Neither do we, so shut the hell up. "Yes I do, that's why I >asked the question, you dork! So tell me!" Misty yelled with her >hands pulling out his hair. "OK, OK! I experienced it with one of >my Pokemon!" Zoicite: And suddenly the animal rights people showed up and kicked his animal molesting ass. >"Really?" Misty was surprised. "Pikachu?" Mina: (Ash) Why make out with a rodent when there's a perfectly good boulder underneath me? Zoicite: Why does everyone go straight for that rat? Mina: It's cute! Zoicite: It's a disease carrier! Mina: This is anime, there are no diseases. Zoicite: *muttering* Says you... >She inquired. "No," Ash replied as he takes out one of his pokeballs. Zoicite: But Misty thought he was going for his dick and kicked him in the nuts and threw him in the river. Felicia: You're getting kinda morbid. Zoicite: Anything that gets us outta here faster... >"Lickitung," Mina: www.lickmyass.com. >says Ash as the Pokemon is released from its pokeball. >"Really, a Pokemon!" says Misty surprised. Ash looks ashamed and >embarrassed. Zoicite: He's embarrassed just because he made out with something that can lick the inside of his colon? Felicia: Ewww.... Zoicite: Well, it's true... "I can't wait now to tell everyone your embarrassing >secret, ha ha." Mina: (Misty) You're really Al Gore! >Ash's face grew more Felicia: My God, he has giganto-head syndrome! >red and embarrassed at this. >"Hey, Ash just kidding don't worry your secrets safe with me." >Then suddenly all of Ash's 6 pokeballs burst open and his Pokemon >came forth. Mina: And thoroughly kicked his sorry ass. "Oh!" said Misty in surprise. "What the heck that's >never happened before," commented Ash. Misty asked, "What's >wrong?" Felicia: (Ash) They're all horny and want some ass, so bend over, bitch! Mina: *thwap* Don't encourage them! >"I have no idea" replied Ash, "but a Pokemon Center would >probably know. Mina: (Misty) And they can help you with your *other problem*. >So, I guess we'll just have to leave them loose >till we get there." Felicia: (Ash) You'll have to satisfy them till we get there. Mina: *THWAP!* Quit it! What do you think this is, a Ben Bigwig lemon? > So Ash and Misty rested by the river for awhile. Ash with >his head in his hands is starting to worry about the problem with >the lack of food and supplies now along with his pokeball problems. Zoicite: I once had a problem like that. The doctor recommended I take herbal supplements. Felicia: That wasn't a euphamism. Zoicite: What? Umm....forget what I said.... >He is starting to feel like he can't take it much longer. Ash >starts to wonder aloud, "What should I do?" "What should I do?" >over and over again. Graviler, hoping that Ash will get off him >soon because he is getting tired of Ash sitting on his body says >"Graviler," Felicia: That's incredible! It can misspell its own name! Zoicite: Well, it *does* have rocks in its head. because that is the only word he can say. "Graviler, >Graviler, Graviler," he continues. Zoicite: (Graveler) I can't believe I turned down that job at Funimation... Now I gotta listen to this guy bitch all day.... >Ash then lifts up his head and Mina: Gets beaned with a stray brick. >takes a look at Misty sleeping in the bright glistening sunlight. Zoicite: As she slowly baked into a crisp and died, the end. >He notices how beautiful she is for the first time and suddenly >feels very attracted to her. He starts to think, Zoicite: And his brain starts to smoke and explodes. Mina: Damn it, quit it! "I know what will >get rid of my boredom and take my mind off these problems." Felicia: And he stripped down and turned to Graveler- Mina: Don't you dare finish that sentence! >"I will Graviler," says Ash with a lustful grin and a look of desire. Mina: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! Felicia: What's so bad about that? Zoicite: I'd like to see him find an opening in that bowling ball. *THWAP, THWAP* Mina: Knock it off!! >"Thanks Graviler for the good advice," says Ash Zoicite: (Ash) I *will* invest in Microsoft! >as he pats his >Pokemon on the head. "Graviler, Graviler, Graviler," continues >Graviler. Zoicite: (Graveler) If that guy touches me one more time I'm gonna tear him a new one! >As Ash gets up off Graviler Felicia: He tripped, fell in the river, and drowned. Mina: Don't *you* start! and heads toward Misty he >notices that his penis is starting to harden and his heart is >beating faster than before. Felicia: (ER doctor) 170 over 40, 210 over 70, oh no, he's going into arrest! Mina: (ER doctor) 400 CCs of adreneline! Zoicite: (ER doctor) Charge at 3,000! Clear! >Ash puts his hand down his pants and >feels his quickly hardening penis All: PERVERT!!!!!!!! >and thinks, "this is a strange >but good feeling, I can't believe that I've gone this long to >notice Misty's godlike beauty." Mina: What'd this guy do, write the lemon in Japanese and translate it to English?! > Once Ash gets right next to Misty he slowly reaches down >towards her face and with his two hands Zoicite: He strangled the life out of her. Mina: *thwap!* Knock it off! >gently on the sides of her >face he leans forward and wakes her up with a slow sensuous kiss. Mina: As she woke, she saw her kisser, screamed, slapped him in the face, and kicked him in the balls. Zoicite: You'd think the guy would have better sense to drug her before date-raping her. >Misty quickly opens her eyes with not a smile but with a look of >anger on her face. "Why did you wake me up, you dork! I has >having a great dream!" Felicia: (Misty) I was teaching that Graveler how to be a real man! >"I'm sorry Misty, but I...I...I..." Misty >yelled, "Spit it out you loser!" Mina: (Misty) And give me back my gum! >"I LOVE YOU!!!" Zoicite: (Ash) AS A FRIEND!!! "You love me?" >Misty said suprisedly. Mina: 'Suprisedly' that the author was able to butcher the English language in such a short amount of time. >"Yes I do, very much!" "Well....," Mina: (Misty) If you can dance a tango while spinning a plate on your penis, I shall be yours! Zoicite: I had an old boyfriend who could do that. *Mina and Felicia stare at him* Zoicite: What!? >Misty >was at a loss for words. "You really love me?," Misty asked again. >Ash came back with the same answer. Small tears came down Misty's >eyes. Zoicite: The dam's burst, run for your life!! >Ash asked, "What's wrong Misty?" Mina: (Misty) I think the drugs are taking effect now. >"Nothing's wrong Ash I am >just surprised and happy to hear you say those words. Felicia: (Misty) From your mouth from which those words were uttered. Zoicite: I think Mojo Jojo has taken over Misty's mind. >Because I too love you and have for a long time. Zoicite: (Misty) I only beat the shit out of you out of love, my dearest. >I never said so to you >because I always thought that you could never love me because of >the way that I always yelled at you and treated you." Felicia: (Ash) Just because you hit me and slap me and bash me and kick me in places where God did not intend men to be kicked, and.... Damn, I lost my train of thought. Zoicite: Well, it was good while it lasted. >Ash walked Mina: And walked, and walked, and walked, and walked... >closer Mina: And closer, and closer, and closer, and closer... Zoicite: Stop that. >to Misty and gave her a really close hug that lasted for two >minutes. Felicia: (Ash looking at his watch) Aaaaand.....that's two minutes. >So Misty with her tears now gone said, Zoicite: (Misty) Spank my monkey and call me Doris! Mina: Don't you just love Who's Line? >"That was a very >romantic way of announcing your love to me, Ash. "Kind of like >Sleeping Beauty with the Prince. Zoicite: Except her prince looks like a chimpanzee's ass. >So what do you want to do now?" Felicia: (Ash) The having of the sex seems like a good idea. >"I was hoping that I could announce my love to you in a more >romantic, greater way." "Oh, and what would that way be my love?" >"For me to seduce and make love to you", Zoicite: (Bogart) Of all the cheesy romance lemons in all the world, we get stuck with this shit factory. >Ash said smiling. >"Oh, you mean sex!", Felicia: (Ash) No, I mean Bingo! >said Misty grinning. "Yeah, exactly" Ash replied. >Misty asked, "Are you a virgin?" Zoicite: (Ash) No, I've been practicing with Brock. >"Yeah, how about you?" "Yeah, I >am too. Mina: (Misty) No, I've been practicing with Ponytas. >I've saved myself for you Ash through all of these years. All: *coughcoughBULLSHITcough* >You know that dream that you woke me out of Ash?" Felicia: (Misty) The one where I was *not* having sex with you? >"Yeah", replied >Ash. "The dream was about you and me having wonderful hot sex." Mina: Isn't wonderful hot sex with Ash a contradiction in terms? Zoicite: That's hitting below the belt, Mina. Literally. Mina: (valley girl) What-ever. >"Wow", said Ash his penis getting harder and harder all the time. Felicia: He tripped, his dick got stuck in the ground, the end. Mina: If only it were that easy... >"So," said Misty, "this will be a lot of fun, because it is both >our first times All: *coughcoughEXTREMEBULLSHITcoughcough* Zoicite: You think we need some cough medicine? Mina: Nahh.... >and we are going to be doing it outside during >daylight in this forest." Felicia: Isn't adventuresome outdoors sex usually a second date kind of thing? > Ash slowly moved toward Misty and put his hands in her's and >stared deep into her green eyes. "I've been wanting to do this for >a long time Ash," Misty said with desire in her voice. Zoicite: Slowly she drew the knife, and plunged it- Mina: Knock it off! You're freaking me out! >Misty and >Ash at the same time slowly moved their lips forward to kiss. Once >they touched there feelings of love and joy increased toward one >another. Felicia: (D&D player) I'd like to try sucking her breasts. Zoicite: (DM) Roll for saving throw. Felicia: (D&D player) *rolls* Zoicite: (DM) It's successful! Love and joy are twice as effective! >Ash kissed Misty all over her lips. Mina: His lips were actually ten times smaller than hers. >Misty opened up her >lips slightly along with Ash and slowly slid her tongue into Ash's >mouth. Felicia: Premature ejaculation hit him just then, and he accidentally bit down and cut off- *whack!* Mina: No more pain jokes! >Ash slid his tongue into her mouth too and they both felt >an aura of wonderful feelings enter at there tongues and flow >throughout their bodies. Mina: Lickitung must've taught him that trick. >They had a wonderful first French kiss >that lasted several minutes. Zoicite: Unfortunately, neither of them remembered to breathe. >As there tongues were entwined Mina: So were their braces. Felicia: (Ash) That damn orthodontist! >about >each other there desire for each other grew more and more and there >hands were all over each other and touching through their clothing >many of there secret places. Felicia: They suddenly found a pamphlet in those secret places that explained the difference between 'there' and 'their'. It was then taken by Graveler and used to beat them upside the head. Mina: I'll let that one slide for now, 'cause it was annoying me too. > Ash then kissed Misty all over on her face, ears, and >especially on her neck giving her several hickeys. Mina: Doesn't he know not to leave any identifiable marks? >Misty then >started to remove Ash's clothing to uncover the secrets that lay >hidden within. Felicia: (Misty) Poly/cotton blend?! You bastard!! >She quickly took off his Pokemon League hat, Zoicite: Which he stole from a shoplifter who got it from a professional criminal who robbed the Pokemon League gift shop. >gloves >and jacket. Then she stripped off his shirt. The only visible >things left were his pants, shoes and socks. Mina: So he turned invisible? Zoicite: With this author, I wouldn't discount it. >So she quickly threw >off his socks and shoes. Mina: Unfortunately, she also threw Ash away, since he was still wearing them. >Now the only thing left between her and Felicia: Ultimate power was Ash's randiness. Zoicite: I miss trying to take over the world... >her great desire was Ash's bulging pants. Mina: So his pants have a hardon now? Zoicite: (Ash's pants) Oh yeah, Ms. Sock, do that again... >The bulge in Ash's pants >was growing bigger and bigger in size every minute. Pretty soon, >thought Ash, if I don't get these pants off either my hardon is >going to break in half or these pants will tear in half. Mina: I've got 20 on his pants. Zoicite: 30 on the hardon! Felicia: 50 on the zipper! >Misty got >down on her knees to pull down his pants but they wouldn't go down. Zoicite: (Ash's pants) I will not be a part of this debauchery! Mina: Don't use such big words, the author won't be able to understand you. >Then she noticed that Ash had a belt that was holding them on >tight. Mina: Not a very quick girl, is she? >Misty attacked the belt Felicia: (Misty) Starmie, Water Gun, now! >trying to get it undone but >couldn't. So Ash tried but couldn't get it off either. Mina: That's one tough belt. Zoicite: Remember, this is Ash we're talking about. I'm just surprised he got it on in the first place. >Misty in a >moaning urgent voice started to say to him, Mina: (Misty) Ash, my real name is Chuck, and I had a small operation a little while back. >"Ash, I can't wait any >longer, I need your cock in my mouth right now!!!" Felicia: She wants him to take her virginity through her mouth? He must be hung like a Snorlax. >Ash with his >cock feeling rock solid in his pants said, "Krabby, come over >here." Krabby approached Ash. Zoicite: Does anyone else see a problem with letting a crab with razor- sharp pincers near your dick? >"Krabby, cut my belt!!," Ash >commanded in a hurry. Krabby obeyed Ash and severed his belt in >half. Felicia: Unfortunately he cut a little too close and- Zoicite: Don't say it! >As soon as the belt was severed Misty stripped off Ash's >pants faster than the speed of light. Zoicite: Creating a time portal which sent them both back to the Jurassic period where they were both eaten by Aerodactyl, the end. >Ash's hardened penis was now >freed from the cruel cell Mina: Pants are prisons for penises? Zoicite: Men sure as hell didn't design them. I'd go around in boxer shorts if I could. >that prevented it from reaching it's full >potential. Felicia: (Ash's dick) I *will* win the 4th grade spelling bee! >It was pointing almost straight up toward the sky like >a missile ready to launch. Mina: (General) Mr. President, I strongly advise against firing that particular missile. >"Cool, you don't were underwear Ash?" Mina: (Ash) Us virgins like to be ready to lose it at all times. Felicia: (Ash) Such is the code of the Horny Virgins of Japan. >Misty asked in surprise. "Well, you know it provides easier access >and takes less time when you need to release your sexual excitement >over the person you love. Mina: Wow, the dialogue was so bad, it killed the second ". >Ash and Misty both smiled lovingly >towards one another. > Ash was now standing up totally naked in the sunlight. Zoicite: Unfortunately, he was made of chocolate, and melted. Mina: Damn, beat me to it. >Misty >was amazed at how beautiful and majestic his hardened penis was. Felicia: (Misty) Oh King Penis, I am your humble servant! Mina: *whack!* Don't encourage them! >Misty commented, "Ash, your penis is bigger than I ever thought >possible or even dreamed of!!!" Zoicite: She *must* be a virgin. Felicia: Or else she's fucking Rattatas. Zoicite: Who thinks it's the Rattatas? *everyone raises their hands* >She had never seen one before All: Duh! >but used to talk often about ecchi, hentai type things with her friends >back home. Mina: Does anyone else have this image of an X-rated slumber party? Felicia: I do, and it's a nice one... Mina: *looks at her* I think you've been in here too long... >After Misty got a good look at his hardon Felicia: She decided to go with the blue Ford. >she dove down Zoicite: And cracked her head open in the shallow end. >with her mouth watering mouth Mina: I'm not even gonna touch that one. Zoicite: I'm surprised Ash wants to touch it. >wide open onto it. Misty engulfed Felicia: The sun. >Ash's hard penis in her mouth and with her hands at Ash's balls she Mina: Played ping-pong with them. >moved his penis in and out of her cock hungry mouth slowly at first >then quicker. Ash writhed with pleasure at having his most >sensitive organ being rubbed and sucked all over the place at once. Felicia: For a virgin, she sure knows how to give a BJ. Zoicite: Must've practiced on those Rattatas. >"Ahhh!!! Mina: (Ash) No teeth! >Ohhhh!!! Mina: (Ash) I said no teeth!! >That feels so good Misty!!!" And what was >really turning him on was Felicia: That stripper in the corner. >that it was Misty out of all people that >was giving him a blow job and sucking him all over the place in all >of his most sensitive areas. Felicia: I'm really starting to hate the author... >Misty sucked on Ash's penis for a >long time. Zoicite: And when she looked up, the sky was dark, and fireballs rained down from the heavens. >Ash when he couldn't hold his load anymore finally >released his load into Misty's mouth and Misty swallowed it saying >with a smile, "Ash, you taste very good! Felicia: (Misty) Like Country Springtime Lemonade! Only 5 calories and no preservatives! >Did you enjoy me sucking Mina: This fic sucks worse than she does. >your cock?" >Ash replied, "Yes, you are a wonderful cock sucker Felicia: That reminds me, I want to see Chicken Run when we get out of here. >Misty, I love you!!" "I love you too Ash!!" > "Misty, do you want me to love you now as you gave love to >me?" Felicia: So she has a really small dick too? >"Oh YES Ash I really DO!!! Suck on me all over now! >PLEASE!!!" Zoicite: I guess so. > Ash said, "I've never seen a girl naked before, Mina: Big shock there. >but I've >always wondered secretly what you would look like without any >clothes. Zoicite: He must wake up screaming every night. >"Well then time for me to get nude so that you can see my >true hidden beauty!" Replied a smiling Misty. Ash then moved >right in front of Misty Zoicite: And took the bullet for her. Mina: That's probably more romantic than this entire lemon. >and pulled her right suspender strap Mina: And had this undeniable urge to snap it. >off her shoulder then pulled of the left suspender strap. Mina: Then a giant dictionary fell out of the sky and crushed them. >As her >suspender straps hung downwards from her shorts Misty's shorts >crept Mina: Off her ass and ran away to compete in the Thief tournament. Felicia: Does anyone else think this guy completely failed punctuation in English class? Mina: I wouldn't be surprised if they threw the fucker out. >down a little revealing white colored panties with pink >hearts beneath. Mina: Why does every asshole lemon writer think girls wear white panties with flowers on them? Zoicite: A complete lack of understanding of the female gender? >With the suspenders now removed off of Misty's >shoulders her light yellow shirt became free for undressing. Misty >lifted her arms up in the air and cracked her knuckles Felicia: Then cracked his skull. >as a sign >that she was ready Zoicite: LET'S GET READY TO RUUMMBLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! >and willing. Ash then took a hold of Misty's Zoicite: Miniature penis. >shirt from the bottom and slowly Mina: Tore it to pieces. >lifted it up to uncover Felicia: A crime worthy of....THE JOKER!!! >her 36B- >cup size, round, full figure, beautiful breasts. Zoicite: BULLSHIT!!! When I was a full male I had bigger breasts than her! >As soon as Ash >saw her beautiful bare breasts his penis Mina: Ran away screaming. >got harder then ever >before and his heart skipped a couple hundred beats almost killing >him. All: KILL HIM, KILL HIM!!! >"Wow!" Ash's eyes lit up. "I always thought that you never >wore a bra Misty." All: SLUT!!! >Misty seeing Ash's eyes light up in immense >pleasure and joy asked him "So, am I visually pleasing to you Ash? Felicia: (Ash) Like a car wreck. >How do you like my breasts?" Mina: (Misty) You can get some of your own, just call Dr. Zilwagger. Zoicite: That damn doctor... >"There so beautiful, you're so >beautiful naked Misty!" Ash answered in gasps of joy. You make me >so hard Misty!" Mina: (Gilbert) I'm getting hard for you, baby! Zoicite: Been playing Square games, huh? Mina: There's nothing else to do in this shitty place. >"Do you want to touch my breasts Ash?" "Yes I do >very much Misty," replied Ash. Please, Ash run your hands all over >my innocent skin and caress my soft breasts everywhere. Kiss my >soft pink nipples and make them hard. Love and touch my breasts as >you would love me. Felicia: I can promise you no woman in real life will ever say that without a gun to her head and the keys to a Mercedes in her hand. >Ash did as Misty asked him to do. He ran Mina: For his life. >his hands along the outline of her breasts, then softly caressed her >soft pink nipples making them hard. Ash then put his mouth and >licked with his tongue all over Misty's perfect breasts as he >caressed them with his hands. Misty squirmed with joy, as Ash was >loving her lovely breasts. Mina: That's it, I can't take anymore. I need a break. Zoicite: Me too. Felicia: I need a bathroom break. *exit from the theater* Mina: Dear god, that was horrible! Zoicite: What kind of illiterate bastard could write such a thing?! Felicia: I still need to go to the bathroom. *heads for the lavatory* Artemis: Mina, I'm glad you're back. Somebody's been asking for you. Mina: For me? Who? Artemis: I don't know, he won't say. Mina: He? *communicator beeps* Artemis: That must be him. Zoicite: (to Mina) Come on, answer it. Mina: All right, don't rush me. *she activates the communicator, and a figure in black appears on the video screen* Figure: Mina? Is that you? Mina: Yes, I'm Mina. Who're you? Figure: Uh, that's not important. Mina: Come on, at least tell me your name. Figure: Not now, I haven't got much time. *Felicia returns from the bathroom* Felicia: What's going on? Mina: That's what I'd like to know. Figure: Look, this channel's gonna be traced in a minute, so I need to say this NOW. Mina: Okay, go ahead. Figure: Alright, I know all about Megabyte escaping from the Web. It was kind of my fault. All: YOUR FAULT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Figure: *sweatdrop* Yeah, I was using a trans-dimensional phase shifter to explore parallel universes when I landed in the Web. Megabyte stole the shifter and used it to escape, then infected my database and took over this satellite. He now has access to just about every kilobit of information there is, which is bad news for you guys. Zoicite: Naturally, since he's a VIRUS! Figure: More than that, he found my bookmarks to the Sakura lemon archive, and now he has access to all the lemons there. Felicia: So? Figure: It's like an X-rated fanfiction.net, with lots of shitty lemons. Luckily he hasn't found my archive yet. Mina: Your archive? Figure: Yeah, I write lemons too, and they're way stranger than this one. Listen, I'll try to help you guys and get you out of there, but with Megabyte in my database I'm gonna have a hell of a time doing anything without him knowing. *something beeps on his side* Figure: Shit, I've been traced! I gotta go! I'll send help later! *the screen goes blank, then Megabyte appears* Megabyte: What are you doing outside of the theater!? Get back inside! Mina: Or what?! Megabyte: What did you say?! Mina: Or what, you sack of viral trash!? Megabyte: Or....this! *a red light fills the room, then everyone clutches their head in pain* All: AAAHH!!! Make it stop, make it stop!! Megabyte: I see we understand each other. *presses a button, then the red light disappears, and the pain disappears* Now get in the bloody theater! Zoicite: *muttering* Fucking virus asshole... *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey in a bonfire* *5, fossilized screenshot of a Super Metroid screen* *4, all the Digimon being squished by the Monty Python foot* *3, Goku going Super-Saiyan* *2, Furby being raped by a Rhydon* *1, a big wheel of swiss cheese* > Next Ash wanted to see and discover Misty's hidden treasure. Mina: He followed the map, but ended up in the shark pit. >It was the part of Misty that Ash craved the most to see and touch. Felicia: Gold doubloons will do that to a guy. >He craved her treasure Felicia: And killed the other pirates for it. Zoicite: (Pirate) Arr, that girl be horny, says I! >the most because he had never seen and had >no idea what a girl's vagina would be like. Felicia: He's been molesting too many pokemon. >So Ash then led Misty Zoicite: Over a cliff. >over to the rock nearby the river that she was laying down on >previously. Misty quickly took off her shoes and socks as well as >her band holding a ponytail in her hair. Zoicite: And suddenly her face fell off when the ponytail came down. Mina: *thwap* Knock it off! Zoicite: Come on, why would anyone wear their hair that way for so long?! >Misty then with a smile Zoicite: Pulled out a gun, and- Mina: Knock it--Ah, just go ahead, I don't care. >on her face layed back halfway and stretched her legs out wide and Zoicite: Used a scissor move and snapped his neck. >forward. Felicia: Into the future! >Ash then smiled back and proceeded to Mina: Scream in terror and run for his life. >pull down her loose >blue jean shorts. Zoicite: What, no super-intelligent belts from the future? >Once her shorts were off Ash slowly pulled down >her panties that had small pink hearts spread across the white >fabric. Ash's hard penis was Felicia: Puking its guts out. >starting to secronesly Mina: And suddenly the spellchecker exploded from stupidity. >pound along >with his heart faster and faster. Zoicite: And suddenly both exploded. >Then Misty totally naked in the >forest like Ash started to feel more and more sexually excited as a >slow breeze flowed over her nude body. Mina: Did that sentence make absolutely no sense to anyone else? Zoicite: Grammar is this boy's weak point. Along with spelling, theme, setting, description, etc. >Ash looking right at >Misty's treasure saw Mina: A little leprechaun giving him the finger. >a vagina for the first time. It felt very Felicia: Squishy. >beautiful, wondrous, and mysterious at the same time. Zoicite: This guy's got really low standards, huh? >Misty's >exposed vagina had short light red pubic hair that was newly coming >in since puberty. Mina: Which started at age 5. >Her curly red pubic hair surrounded the pink >folds of her beautiful vagina. Misty then said to Ash, Felicia: (Misty) Dunk me like a McNugget! >"Fondle me >all over Ash, make me feel insanely sexual, Mina: She's about to be sorely disappointed. >put your fingers DEEP >INSIDE OF ME ASH I WANT TO FEEL AND BE A PART OF YOU!" Zoicite: (Misty) I CAN ONLY TALK IN CAPITAL LETTERS! >Misty was >slowly already starting to cum on the rock. Zoicite: That's one hell of a rock. >Ash's penis was >getting harder and larger than before, Felicia: A full 2"! >he could not imagine getting >any harder or larger then he was now. Zoicite: That's one deprived imagination. >"Misty, Mina: (Ash) I'm a Gore supporter! *sob!* Zoicite: This is gonna be one sorry election this year. >I will make you into >a sexual maniac by the time were through!!! Here cums the mine >digger!!", Mina: (Mine digger) What the hell are you kids doing?!!?! Zoicite: (Ash) Oh shit!! Run! >yelled Ash as he took his index finger and entered Zoicite: The Twilight Zone. *all hum the Twilight Zone theme* >it in >Misty's vagina. Ash slowly rubbed and wiggled his index finger Felicia: Unfortunately her vagina mistook it for a worm and bit it off. Mina: That actually sounds like something he'd write. >inside of Misty as she moaned to Ash to keep going. Mina: (Misty) Go, Ash, go! Zoicite: (Misty) Go to Minneapolis! >Ash then >started to put in one finger Felicia: Didn't we already cover this? >after another Mina: (Another) Damn it, no cuts, you bastard! >into Misty's wet pink Mina: Ear. >vagina. Ash finally had almost his whole hand up inside Misty's vagina. Zoicite: She's a virgin and he's fist-fucking her? Felicia: This guy probably learned about sex from a guy working in a donut shop. >Ash made all sorts of motions Felicia: (Ash) I motion that we stuff all the bad lemon writers in a big room and gas the life out of them. All in favor? *everyone raises their hands* >with his hand and fingers >inside of Misty's vagina which drove Misty mad with pleasure and >excitement. Misty cried out, "AH, AH, OH, OH, ASH!!! YOUR SO >GREAT ASH!!! Mina: (Misty) So great I'm misspelling my own sentences!!! >YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW GOOD IT FEELS!!!" Zoicite: (Ash) Damn multiple orgasms... >Ash then >took his fingers out of Misty's virgin vagina and started to lick >it up, down and all around. He saw Misty's clitoris Felicia: And it flipped him off. >and started >licking that which drove Misty wild with pleasure. Mina: Talk about overstating a person's abilities. >"ASH, YOUR SO >WONDERFUL TO ME!!", said Misty. Misty then cummed and Ash licked >it up. "Misty your love juices taste so yummy!!!" Zoicite: (Ash) Like freshly-squeezed turnip juice! >Ash then went >back to fingering her deep within her vagina. Ash fingered her >madly for awhile longer and then stopped so that he and Misty could >rest for the grand finale. Felicia: (Ash) I shall now place my head inside a lion's mouth! Zoicite: (Lion) Lunch time! > "Do you want go with the grand finale and have pleasure >filled sex right now?", Zoicite: No guy would say that and not expect to get slapped silly. >asked Ash already knowing Misty's answer. Mina: (Misty) I'd like to phone a friend. >"Oh yes Ash! I want all of you inside of me!! Felicia: NOOOO!!!! I just remembered *that pic*! Mina: Block it out, quick! Just focus on the lemon! Felicia: But it's so bad! Zoicite: It's the lesser of two evils! Keep it together! >Take away my >virginity now, Ash my love!!" Zoicite: (Ash) No thanks, it's just gonna decrease in value when I take it off the lot. >Ash then said, "I've really wanted >to enter you with my penis Felicia: As opposed to his leg? >for along Felicia: (Ash) This path is the meaning of life itself! >time Zoicite: To get a fucking dictionary. >Misty, my love!!" >"Let's make true love then!!", Mina: (Misty) I'll get the blender, you get the alcohol! >exclaimed Misty. Ash then being a >gentleman said, Felicia: (Ash) I'll let Graveler take your virginity. >"I'll let you decide first what position you want >to be in and how we should first do it." Zoicite: Might I suggest upside-down and twenty yards away from each other? >"O.K.," agreed Misty. Zoicite: Kinky little bitch, isn't she? >"How about you sit down here in the shallow edge of the water while >you enter me from below when I come down from above or from front. Zoicite: It's called the No Imagination position. Felicia: If I ever had sex this bad, I'd turn celibate. >We can then go crazy and do whatever we desire." "That sounds >great Misty, you always did like water huh?" Misty replied, "Yep, >you got that right honey! Always have, always will. Now let's >seal our love for each other with having sex. Mina: It's called an end-quote mark, you jackass! USE IT!!! Felicia: What are you, an English teacher? Mina: It's just pissing me off, is all.... >Ash sat down naked Zoicite: And sat on a tack, jumped up, hit his head on a tree branch, floated down the river unconscious, and fell down a waterfall. >at the shallow end of the water, of which the height was about >five, or six inches up the height of his butt. Mina: So he's got water seeping into his ass? Felicia: If this turns into an enema sequence, I'm leaving. >Misty said, "Ash, >you haven't properly inspected my bottom yet have you?" "I think >your right, I haven't yet," Ash smiled. Mina: Now he's playing doctor? Felicia: Enema in, me bye-bye. >So Misty walked in front Zoicite: Of a speeding bus and was killed on impact. *THWAP!* Mina: Stop it! >of Ash facing away from him. Ash saw Misty's bottom that was right >in front of him. It was a pearl white color shaped perfectly and >very curvaceously feminine. Felicia: No woman has an ass like that. Mina: Not unless it was implanted. >Ash reached out his hands and caressed >her beautiful rear end. It was very soft and smooth to his touch. >Ash then spread her butt apart Mina: And saw a note saying 'This ass property of 4Kids Entertainment.' >and looking at her pink butthole >started to lick it. Felicia: OH! Oh, that is not sanitary! Zoicite: But it's fun. Felicia: Don't encourage them! I wanna get out of here! >"Make sure you clean me good!", Misty said >with great love. "Well I am your professional sex trainer, it's >the least I could do," joked Ash. Zoicite: If that's his opening line, this is gonna be one shitty act. >Ash licked Misty's bottom good >and clean and commented how well she tasted to him. Felicia: That is still not sanitary! Zoicite: You're not into anal, are you? Felicia: With enough alcohol in me, I'll do anything, but I'm not gonna lick another guy's ass! Zoicite: Why not? You lick your own. *THWAK!!!* Zoicite: *weakly* Lookit all the pwetty birdies.... *falls unconscious* >After Ash was >done playing Mina: The bulldozers came, demolished the area and ran them over. >with Misty's shapely bottom Misty faced toward Ash >again. "What a angelic view I have toward the sky!", commented Ash >with his eyes all over Misty's body. Felicia: (Ash) Damn eyes! Get back in my head! >Misty's giggled and said, "My >view is not bad either!" Misty then took a hold of Ash's very hard >reddening penis Mina: (Ash's penis) I am so fucking embarrassed... Felicia: (Ash's penis) The other penises are gonna laugh at me when they hear I got stuck inside this bitch... >and angled it upward for easy entry into her. Mina: (Ash's penis) NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! >Misty, squatting then angled her vagina an inch or two above Ash's >penis and rubbed the tip of Ash's penis in a circular pattern on >the outside of her very wet and moist pink folds of flesh. Zoicite: *waking up* Uurghh.... What'd I miss? Felicia: You're just in time for the poorly-written sex. Zoicite: FUCK!!!!!! Mina: That they will.... >Misty >was thinking about what her friends told her about when a girl >first looses her virginity Mina: It makes you misspell all kinds of words. >it hurts and feels like your insides >tear. Misty somewhat feared the pain that would come even though >it would be temporary. So Misty just thought that she would just Felicia: Forget about it and leave? Mina: If only.... >get it over with real quick. She dropped down onto Ash's penis Mina: And squished it. >and felt a tearing type of pain go through her body. Misty cried out >in pain. A small amount of blood started to come out of her >vagina. A tear was in Misty's eye Zoicite: (Misty's tear) I'm free, I'm free!! >but she was trying not to cry. >Ash wiped the tear away and said, "From now on there will only be >joy, I promise." Felicia: (Misty) You're leaving me for Nurse Joy?!?!?! Mina: (Misty) You bastard!!! >Misty smile came back again and Misty started >going up and down on Ash's penis again. Their rhythm started slow >at first but then picked up some speed. Zoicite: So they're meth freaks? Mina: Nobody would fuck that girl if they weren't high as a kite. >"You feel so good on the >inside Misty!!!", said Ash. > Just then in the trees someone approached. All: Yaaay!!! It's Jason!!! >Ash and Misty did >not notice anything because there were very much into the sexual >experience. Zoicite: This is how Friday the 13th started, isn't it? >The person approaching was Brock. Mina: Brock's a slasher? Zoicite: I'm so disappointed... >Brock was about to >yell out hi to Misty and Ash. But when he saw that Ash and Misty >were naked Felicia: He's not too good at visual recognition, is he? Mina: This is a lemon. Misty could shove her ass in his face and he'd think a fat guy was smiling at him sideways. >and Misty was going up and down rapidly on Ash's hard >penis Brock backed up quietly and thought that he must be dreaming. Mina: He's dreaming of a bad lemon? Felicia: What a nightmare. >He then hit himself on the head Zoicite: And woke up in Munchkin Land. >to try and wake himself up. But he >did not wake up so then he thought that maybe this was reality. Mina: Gee, ya think?! >But Ash and Misty naked in a forest, having sex together? There >still real young. Too young Brock thought to be having a sexual >experience together. Zoicite: Please. I read a story about baby pokemon fucking each other. *Fel and Mina stare at him* Zoicite: What?! The page was bookmarked! >This was also very unbelievable to Brock >because Misty always argues with Ash or calls him names. Brock who >was very turned on by Misty and Ash naked and doing it decided that >he would watch and enjoy this whether this was reality or not. Felicia: So now he's an amateur voyeur, and he's into preteen sex? Mina: Oh, the webs we weave when we watch each other fuck. >Brock moved to the best viewing spot behind a tree Mina: So he has X-ray vision? Zoicite: He must, he never opens his eyes. >to see Ash and >Misty having sex and then feeling very horny and getting hard >pulled down his pants and started to masturbate. Felicia: Do we really have to see this? >Brock was >imagining that he was in Ash's position right now having sex with >Misty. Brock always had a secret desire to see Misty Zoicite: In a noose. Mina: *whack!* Quit it! >naked and to >ride her with his penis in her vagina, Zoicite: And a knife in her chest. Mina: *Thwap!!* Damn it!! Zoicite: It's almost over, let me have some fun. >even though he would've >denied it to anyone even to himself because of how ecchi it >sounded. Zoicite: Why does everyone but the people involved think of sex as forbidden and wrong? Mina: And when did ecchi become equivalent to 'wrong'? >Brock looked toward Misty again as he played with >himself. > Misty, continued moaning loudly all threw their lovemaking. Mina: Then someone 'through' a dictionary at them. >"Ash, I never thought that your cock would feel SOOOO good deep in >me!!!" Ash and Misty tried various different sexual positions, >many that they thought were impossible in the past. Felicia: So just because they're in love they can bend over and kiss their own asses? >Misty started Zoicite: The car, which exploded as soon as she turned the key in the ignition. >to move faster up and down on Ash's now huge rod. Misty never >imagined that sex could feel so good, not even in her dreams. Felicia: One day she *would* make that Graveler into a real boy... Mina: Stop with the Graveler! >Ash was hoping that Misty would want to have sex with him everyday >after this because of how great it feels and it shows how we feel >about each other. Mina: You just know he's in it for the blowjobs. >Besides if Misty didn't want sex everyday Ash >would have a lot of masturbating to do thinking about Misty. All: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! We didn't need to hear about that!!!! > "AHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! All: OUR THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!! >AAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mina: (Misty) I lost my virginity to Brock!!! >Yelled Misty now feeling like her orgasm was near. >"MISTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!!!" Ash yelled back. Zoicite: (Ash) I did too!!! >Ash felt like his >orgasm was near too. "I'm going to CUM!!! Yelled Ash. CUM in me >ASSSSHHHHHH!!! Mina: (Misty) MAKE ME TALK IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!! >Before Ash or Misty reached there orgasm Pikachu >finally arrived. Mina: He then beat them over the head with a dictionary and dragged Misty away to fuck her brains out. >He saw that Misty was going up and down on Ash's >penis and was very surprised but turned on. Pikachu had an idea to >intensify there orgasm and so he approached and said >PIIIIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Felicia: (Pikachu) That bastard! I wanted to fuck that bitch! >Electricity wrapped around Pikachu, Ash, >Misty and even Brock. Then at the same time Ash and Misty >experienced their first orgasm. Ash and Misty as one yelled, Zoicite: (Misty & Ash) KISS MY ASS!!! >OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Mina: Three lines of worthless text! A new record! >Ash then cummed all over >inside of Misty and she loved the feeling of Ash releasing his load >inside her. Brock, experiencing an orgasm cummed all over himself >as well as a tree that he had been humping. Felicia: Aha! So that's what Love in the Forest means! Mina: (the tree) Damn it! Now I have to get an abortion! >Unknown to Misty and >Ash their orgasm was the greatest orgasm ever in the history of the >Earth. All: *coughUNBELIEVEABLEBULLSHITcoughcough* Zoicite: They didn't even check with anybody else? Mina: Don't be surprised if the author gets a lawsuit from the Guinness people about this. >Because when Pikachu let his electricity flow Misty and Ash >had their orgasm and it intensified it a thousand fold. Felicia: What, does this guy have some kind of Orgasmo-Meter or something? >After >their orgasm Misty layed down on top of Ash and the two lovers were >asleep. Ash's cock was still deep inside her. Mina: (Ash's penis) Ah, crap, I gotta stay here all night?! >In their dreams >they continued to make love one to another in all of the various >positions. When they awoke Misty hoped that she could do it all >over again. Into the future there love and pleasure continued to >grow thoughout the years. > THE END? All: YES, IT'S THE END, FUCKER!!!!!!! > > > I hope you enjoyed my fanfic Love in the Forest. All: We didn't. You suck. >The concept >of this fanfic comes from my belief and probably others that Ash >and Misty are secretly in love together. Mina: You just know they are. 4Kids practically shoved that whole 'secret love' thing down our throats. >This fanfic is actually >my first fanfic Felicia: Gee, no shit? >as well as my first hentai fanfic. I read some >other fanfics and finally decided that I should try and write my >own. Zoicite: And you didn't even learn how to write first? Gutsy. >I encourage you the reader to go and try writing your own >fanfic of any kind. You'll never know what you can do until you >try! Mina: Yes, you could have the worst piece of shit ever written. >It is really a fun and interesting experience. I have some >other fanfic story ideas of different series both hentai and non- >hentai that I might write about. Zoicite: If he does, I'm hunting him down and destroying him. >The next Hentai that I might >write will probably be a Sailormoon Hentai. Mina & Zoicite: DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!! >If you have any >comments about my fanfic, story ideas for fanfics, hentai or >regular or just want to talk go ahead and email me at: >Starrrlightdragon@Yahoo.com *everyone mailbombs him again* >Talk to ya Later! All: FUCK YOU!!! *they all leave* Mina: God, that sucked. Felicia: That guy shouldn't be allowed near a word processor ever again. *the communicator beeps* Mina: Shit, it's that virus. (suddenly...) Megabyte: Yes, it's me. So, how did you enjoy your first lemon? Mina: It sucked. Felicia: It was pure trash. Zoicite: The author is Satan. Megabyte: Are you feeling insane yet? All: No. Megabyte: Blast! *warning lights go off, and Megabyte's face vanishes from the screen, and in its place is...* Figure: Hello? Am I in? Mina: Is that you? Figure: Mina? Thank god, it worked. Mina: It's you again! Figure: Yeah, I found a new access port into the communications system. I've only got a little time, so listen carefully. I'm gonna try to get Megabyte out of my system through Cyberspace, but it's gonna take some time. Mina: Wait a minute, what are we supposed to do in the meantime? Figure: Just try to stay sane. Megabyte's already collecting even worse lemons than before. All: WORSE?!?!?! Felicia: That's impossible! Zoicite: That lemon was the work of Lucifer! Figure: Trust me, there are worse. *something beeps* Just stay sane, okay? I'll send help, I promise! *the communication screen goes blank* Mina: Damn. Zoicite: This....really, really sucks. --------------------------------------------------------------------- I worked overtime to get this done, and now I've just got a fanfic, a lemon, and....a lot more to get done. I think I'll work on one thing at a time instead of a million things at once. For now, I'll work on my newest lemon, which is really collecting dust on my hard drive. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the MST, as it's my first one with a crew. I'm gonna get back to downloading La Blue Girl now, so see ya. The Master of Eternal Darkness, Shadow -- BIG SIG vers. 1.5.8 Congratulations!!! You have been deemed worthy to view my BIG SIG!!!!!!! Kuragari no Hateshiganai no Sensei =================================== Currently holding: 6740 Magic Points 33 Weirdness Points 82 Chicken Points 5 Ass Song Points 4 GIVE ME YOUR POINTS! points 5 Evil-Twin-In-A-Can's 45 Genius points 7 Lab Assistant points 3 MTGWNSOHL points =================================== Current Obsessions (in no particular order) Breath of Fire 3 Legend of Mana Rayman 2: The Great Escape Suikoden II Ayla from Chrono Trigger (yes, still!) Copyrighted Phrases "Yo Queiro Pussy!" "Death by Anal Rape!" "Watch the tits!" The Old Laptop Have you heard of this? I have a laptop from 1990!!! Here are the specs! 386 Win 3.0, DOS 6.2 16 mHz processor 60 MB hard drive B&W 5" LCD monitor with brown spots 3.5" floppy drive Dead battery (only works off the AC cord!) And it still works, ladies and gentlemen!!! Random Quotes "Dreams are the stuff of fantasy...enjoy them when possible, remember them always." "I'm not addicted to drugs. I'm just addicted to yellow dots in front of my eyes." Icy Lock: I yelled at the voices in my head in public and named them. Shadow: Oh, have you met Bob? "Fantasy is what goes on inside your head. Reality is everything else." "You want to know what the Force is? It's my cock! You happy now?" -Dennis Miller as George Lucas "He's a dickhead!" "What's a dickhead?" "A giant penis capable of intelligent speech." -Blast from the Past Random Links My Personal Archive http://www.geocities.com/shadow_archive/ My Favorite Site for Free Music http://home.netvigator.com/~chorus/ Winamp - High-Fidelity Mp3 Player http://winamp.com Random Excerpts Excerpts from Merc's- The List of Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord ================================================= If I'm sitting in my camp, hear a twig snap, start to investigate, then encounter a small woodland creature, I will send out some scouts anyway just to be on the safe side. (If they disappear into the foliage, I will not send out another patrol; I will break out the napalm.) If I burst into rebel headquarters and find it deserted except for an odd, blinking device, I will not walk up and investigate; I'll run like hell. I will decree that all hay be shipped in tightly-packed bales. Any wagonload of loose hay attempting to pass through a checkpoint will be set on fire. 'Slutty the Reindeer Song' By Mewbie Selphie: That's hilarious. So it WAS A Reindeer! Slutty, the horny reindeer! Squall: Had a very moooist cunt! Zell: And Whenever menn saw it! Selphie: It would soon become humped.... Squall: All of the other reindeer.... Zell: Would fuck her till her pussy burst!! Selphie: And all the dicks' sizes... Squall: Matched up to a Sausage Wurst! All: Then one cummy Christmas eve! Santa came to say... Slutty with your cunt so tight! Won't you join me in my sleigh tonight! 404 Poem, posted by Denjiro (author unknown) Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, ...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore', ...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, ...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. ..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" - Quoth the server, "404".