Subject: [OT] [MST] Amy & Tails Path: lobby!newstf02.news.aol.com!portc01.blue.aol.com!portc03.blue.aol.com!cyclone2.usenetserver.com!news-out.usenetserver.com!cyclone1.usenetserver.com!news-west.usenetserver.com.POSTED!not-for-mail From: "Shadow" ducktailsman@shitcity.com Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai Lines: 1368 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6600 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2919.6600 Message-ID: X-Abuse-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Complaints-To: support@usenetserver.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 05 Sep 2000 02:25:16 EDT Organization: WebUseNet Corp http://www.usenetserver.com - Home of the fastest NNTP servers on the Net. Date: Mon, 4 Sep 2000 23:24:19 -0700 Numero tres. I'm definitely enjoying myself with these things. Anyway, this is a rather small lemon, but I really wanted to do a Sonic lemon. I wrote most of this at 3AM, when I had reached a point when I thought everything was funny, so I'm not sure how good this is. ------------------------------------------------------------ My Quick Disclaimer: This lemon is the property of Jacker, and any copyrights belong to him. This MST is done without permission, if anyone cares. If I get sued, let it be known that I stole a space shuttle and flew off to another planet. I need a better disclaimer... Mystery Science Theater is copyrighted by Best Brains. Minako, Sailor Venus, Zoicite, and Sailor Moon are copyrights of Toei Animation. The respective characters belong to them. Felicia and Darkstalkers are copyrights of Capcom. No copyright info for Reboot or Tenchi Muyo! yet. I seriously need to learn how to write better disclaimers. If anything, it'll help when I'm writing parody movies for a living. MST vers. 1.000000003: The Furry and the Dead Prologue In the year of our Spooge, 2345, the virus known as Megabyte escaped from the Web into the real world and took over a space station in an attempt to conquer the Earth. Finding the work of the Forrester family, he has followed their attempts to drive a population insane by exposing them to bad lemons. Using the method he discovered to get to the real world, he extracted random test subjects from old anime series and placed them inside the space station in an attempt to drive them, and the rest of the world, insane. Among these subjects are Minako, also known as Sailor Venus. The original (male) Zoicite, though he has the breasts of his female counterpart. The catgirl Felicia, from Darkstalkers, and the most recent addition, Tenchi Masaki. Let's watch, shall we? *** There was another week's break for the now-quartet, in which everyone got better acquainted with Tenchi, Minako especially. At the moment she was sitting next to him on the couch in the living room and watching TV...well, not really. Mina: So, Tenchi...tell me about this sword... Tenchi: Well...heh... it's just something from the planet Jurai that belongs to my grandfather... In the other room, Zoi and Fel were watching the two with obvious distaste. Zoicite: (to Felicia) I can't believe her...flirting with him like that... Felicia: It's so obvious, it's sickening. Zoicite: She's not wearing underwear, ya know. Felicia: *stares at him* How do you know that? Zoicite: It's a guy thing. Felicia: o_0 You're gay. Zoicite: Doesn't mean we can't tell when someone's not wearing underpants. Felicia: Hmm....does it work on other guys, too? Zoicite: Yeah. And yes, he's wearing some. Felicia: Damn! Zoicite: o_o;; (Hm... well, back to Mina and Tenchi) Mina: So who's this Ryoko? Tenchi: Uh, she's this woman who stayed at our house. Mina: Were you too...? Tenchi: Nah. She tried like crazy, but she's just a little too freaky for me. Mina: So what *are* your preferences? Tenchi: Heh... *sweatdrop* Umm..... Zoicite: Argh, I can't watch this anymore! I'm gonna go check out the rest of the ship. Felicia: I'll join you. I need to find a barf bag, anyway. Zoi and Fel head downstairs, where they find a long hallway with a doors placed at periodic intervals on either side. Zoicite: What is this, a hotel? Felicia: Feeling adventerous? Zoicite: No, but I don't want to go back upstairs. *glances at a door* Check this out, they're all numbered. Felicia: How much you wanna bet this place was owned by an obsessive- compulsive before us? Zoicite: Who cares, let's see what's in 'em. Zoicite opens the first door, and inside is...a big black nothing. Suddenly a bright light flashes, and a slight rumbling shakes the floor. As the rumbling gets closer, a train whistle blows, and Zoi slams the door shut. Zoicite: Geez, how cliché can you get? Felicia: Check the next door. Maybe we can get a ride out of here. They move to the next door, then suddenly a train crashes through Door 1, goes right through the opposite door, dragging dining cars, sleeping cars, livestock, coal, steel, etc. behind it. Once it's gone, both destroyed doors rematerialize themseves. Zoicite: O_O Felicia: Maybe we can catch the next train. Zoicite: *deadpan* Felicia: Oh, just open the next door... *Zoi opens Door 2* Inside is a bedroom, with a woman tied to a bed and a man standing over her with a riding crop in his hand. James: Who's your daddy?! *smack* Who's your daddy?! *smack* (suddenly...) Bill: Stop! *I'm* her father! James: Bill! Cynthia: I don't believe it! I thought you were- Bill: Dead? No. Unfortunately for James, that is! James: I never tried to kill you, you lying bastard! Bill: Me, a liar?! Hardly! I know you wanted me dead so you could get my fortune! James: Why would *I* get your fortune?! It's willed to the next surviving family member! Bill: And I suppose you didn't know that you're... *dramatic pause* my brother?! Cynthia: Brother?! Then that means he's my... Bill: Yes...he's your stepfather! *slam!* Zoicite: Let's promise never to open that door again, okay? Felicia: Deal. Zoicite: Unless there's nothing good on TV. Felicia: Of course. Zoicite: Moving on... Zoi opens Door 3, which reveals a partially-lighted room with a single person sitting in the corner. Suddenly the person snarls and leaps at Zoicite, and he shuts the door before whoever it is can get to him. Zoicite: I think we've had enough excitement for one day. Felicia: Yeah, we should keep an eye on Mina, anyway. They head upstairs, and find Minako and Tenchi still chatting away. Suddenly... *communicator beeps* Mina: Damn, now what? *It's...Megabyte* Megabyte: Ah, my faithful subjects. How are things today? *everyone gives him the finger* Megabyte: Yes, quite. How crude. For that, I'll be sending a new kind of lemon I found in my search of the Web. Zoicite: A new kind of lemon? Megabyte: I think those in the know call it...a 'Sonic' lemon. Mina: You mean Sonic the Hedgeh-- Oh, shit... Felicia: You bastard! Perverting such a great comic book series! Megabyte: Don't blame me, I'm not the author. Felicia: Yeah, but you saved it. Megabyte: Grr... Just get in the theater!!! *Lemon Sign sounds* Mina: Uh-oh, we've got Lemon Sign! *entre* *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey in a bonfire* *5, fossilized screenshot of a Super Metroid screen* *4, all the Digimon being squished by the Monty Python foot* *3, Goku going Super-Saiyan* *2, Furby being raped by a Rhydon* *1, a big wheel of swiss cheese* >Chapter 2 Mina: What happened to chapter 1? Zoicite: I guess it was lost in the conversion from sanity to shit. >[Start the dialogue] Felicia: Stop the pain! >Amy: Hi Tails! Tenchi: Who's Amy? Felicia: I think she was that pink hedgehog. > >Tails: Hi Amy! Zoicite: And he is...? Felicia: Two-tailed fox. Tenchi: The tragedy of Chernobyl just keeps claiming victims... > > For a few minutes they stared at each other's body, Tenchi: Mesmerized by the radioactive glow... >enjoying the view they were receiving. Amy was happy that Tails was always >naked for some reason. Mina: I'd be happy if my boyfriend was naked all the time too. Felicia: Thinking about Tenchi, are you? Mina: Hm?! What are you insinuating?!?! Felicia: That you want to bounce on him like a trampoline. *whap!* >Then they spoke: Tenchi: (Tails) I am the muffin man! >Amy: I wonder why Sally would tell us to come here. Zoicite: (Amy) I'm sure it has nothing to do with that rape gang over there... >Robotnik doesn't >know about this place. Tenchi: (Tails) Then I guess that's not him over there taking a piss. Mina: (Amy) That's Bob Dole! Zoicite: (Dole) Bob Dole needs some TP over here! > >Tails: Yeah, me too > > Tails thought that he had to act like Mina: An asshole. >he didn't know anything Felicia: (German accent) You 'vill tell us 'vhat 've 'vant to know, yes? Zoicite: (Tails) Never, never, never! Well, maybe if you get me a pizza... >so as to conceal his desire. Mina: You'd think it'd be hard to conceal his desire without pants. Zoicite: I think I can see his 'desire' drooling. >They both sat down on a log. After a little >while of being near Tails, Amy's want exceeded the limit. Zoicite: There's a limit? Felicia: Yeah, I reach it right before I just plain jump the guy and hold him down while I... *trails off* >She had to have tails! Tenchi: Not satisfied with that little triangle on her rear the cartoonist gave her, I see. >Never before did she want Tails so much. At that moment, >she wanted him more than Sonic! Tenchi: Even more than....Wayne Newton! Zoicite: Why does Sonic get all the girls? He takes all of three seconds to fuck 'em. Felicia: Gives a new meaning to 'casual sex'. >She started to flirt with him, hoping >that he would understand. Tenchi: (Tails) I don't speak Flirt. Felicia: Fortunately, Mina was passing by, and- Mina: WHAT?!?!?! *she jumps up and starts chasing Fel around the theater* >Fortunately, they were sitting on a big log Zoicite: Which meant absolutely nothing. >that she could Zoicite: Masturbate on. >lie down on. Zoicite: Guess what she'll be doing in about two minutes. >So she did, raising one of her slim legs Zoicite: See? Tenchi: How these people stand on those legs is beyond me. *struggling noises are heard from the back of the theater* Mina: You take that back! Felicia: Give me back my bra first! Mina: You don't wear a bra! Felicia: Then give me back my candy holders! >up and letting the other dangle from the edge of the log for Tails to see. Zoicite: Slut. Tenchi: She's worse than Ryoko. >Amy: The sky is so pretty at night, don't you think so Tails? Zoicite: (Amy) You can see the constellation 'Whore's Ass.' >Tails (aroused by Amy's position and moving his head to her dangling leg): Uh-huh. >Just then, both of them saw a shooting star. Zoicite: CRUSH 'EM, CRUSH 'EM!!! Tenchi: You gotta calm down a little. *loud fighting noises are heard from the back* Tenchi: *deadpan* Zoicite: They're probably gonna be a while, I imagine. *Artemis enters* Artemis: Guess I'll have to fill in. >Amy: Look Tails! It a shooting star. I've heard that if you make a wish >after you see one, it'll come true! Zoicite: Just guess what Tails is wishing for. Artemis: (Tails) I wish I was a real boy... > >Tails: How about we make one then? Tenchi: I wish I could get out of here. Zoicite: I wish I could get laid. Artemis: I wish Mina would stop teasing me with that damn rubber mouse. > >Tails had had experience romancing a girl. Artemis: Kicking girls in the shins and running away doesn't count as romance. >To him, the process was going >to be child's play. Zoicite: (Teacher) Timmy, do you know how to seduce a young 'ho? Tenchi: (Timmy) Um...buy her flowers and spank her ass? Zoicite: (Teacher) That's correct, Timmy. You get a blowjob. >It would be easy to fuck her every way he could think >of, since she was, easy. Zoicite: Is there some kind of porn video starring her somewhere, or is the author just stupid? Artemis: Both. I have the DVD version, complete with slut's commentaries. Zoicite: I'm surprised Mina lets you keep that. Artemis: You think I *told* her about it?! >Of course, he didn't know how easy it was really >going to be. Artemis: The cue card boy was already skipping past the foreplay section and getting right into the sex! Tenchi: Don't encourage them! >Amy (in her mind): I wish that me and Tails would explore each other until dawn. Zoicite: Suddenly Arthur Conan Doyle jumped in and sicked his pet T-Rex on them. Tenchi: We could only hope... >I want him so much, but why? This is weird! *fighting noises continue* Felicia: I know you've been reading my mangas! Mina: I never touched them, you bitch! Felicia: I have a fingerprint kit! Mina: I have a hitman on speed-dial! > >Tails (in his mind): Zoicite: (Tails) First I'll kill Sonic, then rape Sally and Bunnie, then go on the Ed Sullivan show and make my fortune! *fighting sounds from the back stop* Mina: (to Zoicite) Alright, that's it! I've had it! One more crack like that and I'm throwing you out an airlock! *Mina and Fel go back to their seats* >I hope this girl is a freak, Felicia: Of course she's a freak, what else could she be? Zoicite: A hedgehog? >but even better if she's a virgin. Artemis: Gee, I wonder what the odds are that she's a virgin? > > In truth, Amy was a virgin. Artemis: We gotta get a bookie. Mina: How many times do we have to say BULLSHIT!!! Zoicite: They're always virgins...it's a sign the author hasn't been laid yet. Or ever. > >Amy: I wanted Sonic to take my virginity, Felicia: He did take it, you just didn't see him. Bam!, he took it again. >but then again, I want Tails >to do it! This is so confusing! Zoicite: "Which pimp will the 'ho choose? Tonight, at 11:00!" Felicia: If she's such a slut, why not get both of them to do it? Mina: Goddammit, don't tempt fate! >Do I really want Tails more than Sonic? Tenchi: A hyperactive hedgehog versus a radioactive fox. This is the choice she has to make? > > Amy changed her position, Artemis: And voted Republican. >flipping over and teasing Tails more. >Tails sat, laid back with his hands on the log, facing Amy like she was >about to suck his dick, Mina: Unfortunately, this is just a preminition of things to come... Zoicite: I know one thing that's gonna cum soon. All: *moan & groan* Zoicite: Oh, fuck you! >which got hard after he started to look at her. >He didn't want her to see his erect dick, so he turned away from her. Artemis: Oh yeah, *that's* gonna work. Tenchi: Another reason why pants are a good idea. Artemis: I don't know, I never saw the need for them. Tenchi: I'm not gonna get into that. >Amy saw Felicia: Elvis. >him turn, and was curious why. She crawled over to him. > >Amy: Tails, have you ever been alone with a girl before like this? > > At the statement, Tails' dick got even harder. Zoicite: And he went into a career as a diamond cutter. > >Tails: What do you mean? > >Amy: You know, just a boy and a girl alone, with no one around, only each other. Mina: Shit, could she *be* any more obvious? >Tails: You mean, like a couple?! Tenchi: Could he be any more dense? > > Tails got tensed, thinking that he jumped the gun, but, much to his surprise, Amy said: Artemis: (Amy) There's a gun in my pocket and $20 in my ass cheeks, so let's run away to Rio! Tenchi: (Tails) The cartoonist gave you a pocket? That bastard! > >Amy: Exactly! Uh... I mean... um... > >Tails (after a few seconds): Amy, do you like me? Zoicite: (Amy) No, I'm in love with James! Mina: Huh? Felicia: We'll tell you later. > >Amy (whispering): I... I... Tenchi: (Amy, whispering) I...I...have...have...a...a...stuttering... stuttering...problem...problem... > >Chapter 3 > > Amy's mind was going Tenchi: To Cuba. >ballistic over her strong feelings for >Sonic and her feelings for Tails which seemed to her to be as much as >the one's for Sonic. Felicia: Did that make sense to anyone else? Mina: I was following it at first, then the pure stupidity threw me. >Her mind went completely blank Mina: Wow, there's a shocker. >as to what to do, >what to say, what to feel...Then, much to her surprise more than Tails, >These words left her mouth... Artemis: (Amy) I... am not a Lutheran! Zoicite: (Tails) You bitch! > >Amy: I... love... Felicia: (Amy) Sonic. >you, Tails. > > Tails was ecstatic from the response, and promptly replied: Artemis: (Tails) I have three butt cheeks. I hope that's not a problem. > >Tails: I love Zoicite: (Tails) Sonic. >you too, Amy. Will you be my girl? Mina: It's hard to believe something so sappy could turn into something so disgusting and twisted... Felicia: The power of inept writers spreads far and wide... > > Tails couldn't believe he was actually asking a girl to be his girlfriend, >he was a playa! All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Zoicite: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh god, what an ass! Felicia: Hahahee...I know I shouldn't laugh at the poor boy, but... *looks at the line again* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >Then it had to be Amy! However... Zoicite: (ominous voice) He could not shake the feeling that something was horribly, horribly wrong.... Felicia: (ominous voice) For Amy was......his step-sister! Mina: What is it with you two? Zoicite: We'll tell you later. Mina: Come on, just tell me! Felicia: Trust me, you wouldn't believe us if we told you now. > >Amy: YES!!!! Zoicite: (Tails) Damn, bitch, I didn't even put it in yet! >I will!!!!!! Mina: I Mina. Tenchi: I Tenchi. Artemis: I sick. I'm outta here. *leaves* Zoicite: Why can't we leave like that? Mina: The doors are closed. Zoicite: Then how'd he leave? Mina: I built a cat door for him. > > With that, Amy threw Tenchi: Her back out. >her arms around Tails neck and hugged him >tightly. Zoicite: Unfortunately, she hugged him *too* tight, and choked him to death. Felicia: (Amy) Oh darn, there goes another one... >Her mind was warped Tenchi: We knew that at chapter 1. >from the fact that what she wanted to do >to Sonic she was doing to Tails, but something inside her kept her from >not acting this way. Felicia: It's called pity. Gotta feel sorry for the nuclear freak. Zoicite: I'd feel sorry for him if he weren't such a moron. Felicia: Trust me, the comic's better than this. >Her brain was desperately trying to get a hold of >the pink hedgehog's body, but her heart restrained it. Tenchi: (brain) Let me at that body! Mina: (heart) No, no, you can't! I won't allow it! > Then, as if expected, Mina: Ed McMahon walked in and hit them with the $10 million check. >Tails brushed a kiss over Amy's > left ear. Amy felt something strange happen in her >lower regions, like something piercing her body. Felicia: Boy, he sucks at foreplay. Zoicite: Better at misdirection, looks like. >It felt so good to her >that she produced a fairly loud Mina: (Amy) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?! >"mmmmmmm....." Tails had penetrated Amy's Zoicite: Heart. >virgin pussy. Tails striped Amy Tenchi: Striped her? Felicia: What'd he do, paint her like a barbershop pole? Mina: I wouldn't discount it at this point. >(to which she didn't have the slightest >urge to stop him), Felicia: So she *likes* being painted? Zoicite: *shrug* Eh, some people like it, some don't. Personally, the fumes make me nauseous. >laid her down on the log and spread her legs wide. >Amy was so engulfed by pleasure that she let Tails do whatever he wanted >to her. Zoicite: Then he brought out the jumper cables, and she began to have second thoughts. >Tails began to pump her furiously, faster than any other girl he >ever fucked before. After about 5 minutes, he took his dick out of Amy's >pussy, Mina: I have this nagging feeling the worst is yet to come. >and notice the Piko Piko hammer Tenchi: The what-what now? Felicia: Don't look at me, I've never heard of it. >on the ground. He stuck his dick >in Amy's ass. Mina: Yep, I was right. HELP!!!!! >Amy laid her body against Tails' and basked in the immense >pleasure she was receiving. Zoicite: You can bask during sex? That's a new one on me. Felicia: I'm usually a little too busy to bask. >Then Tails took the flathead end of the >hammer and use it to pump Amy's pussy. Amy received a shock as sticky cum >going down her legs marked her first orgasm in her life. Mina: How sad, she was brought off by a hammer the first time. >She screamed with >ecstasy as she was being jacked off All: O_O; Zoicite: So she's a hermaphrodite? Mina: Looks like it... Tenchi: That radiation stops at nothing, huh? >and fucked in the ass at the same time. Zoicite: This could've been a great lemon, with a few minor changes... >Tails felt himself start to come, so he took his dick out of her ass, laid >Amy down on the log, and rested for a little while, to let his cum subside >back into his body. However, Amy still had a little energy left and managed >to say something. Felicia: (Amy) My last lover was a purple monkey with two penises. Feeling jealous? > >Amy: That was wonderful, Tails! Let's do it again! Tenchi: For the love of our sanity, stop! > >Tails: Hold up, Amy! I need to rest. I'm tired! Mina: So am I... Felicia: Hey, the doors are open! Let's get outta here! *exeunt* Tenchi: That was twisted. Who would write that kind of shit? Felicia: Someone with no imagination and too much free time. *communicator beeps* Mina: Oh, come on! He can't have noticed us already! (It's John) John: Hey guys! How's it going? Felicia: We've just been subjected to the most sick perversion of a franchise ever to exist. John: Yeah, I tapped into Megabyte's 'Recent Downloads' folder. Trust me, there's some *much* worse stuff on Sonic than this. I got a zip file of Sonic lemons somewhere... Mina: Delete it. Right now. John: Maybe later. Anyway, I went out and bought some stuff for you guys. Zoicite: What stuff? John: Check it out. A bunch of white portals appear around the ship, and an easy chair, a new refrigerator, a desktop computer, a satellite dish, a big-screen TV, VCR, DVD player and some new games, movies, and CDs pop out. John: You like it? Mina: Where'd you get all this stuff??? John: I have a few million dollars' credit at a couple online stores. Zoicite: Nice. Now what about some weapons? My powers don't work here. John: None of your powers will work, I don't think. Megabyte took precautions before bringing you here. I can't even send guns or explosives. There's a block on the molecules in them. Felicia: Too bad... a little C4 inside the theater, and no more worries... Mina: Oh well... Tenchi: Hey, what about Megabyte? John: I think he's out searching the Web. You got some free time before he gets back. Mina: Great. I'm gonna go try one of those games. Did you send any racing titles? John: Yeah, I got the full GBA version of Super Mario Kart. Mina: Great! Zoicite: (whispering) Hey, Fel, let's go downstairs. Felicia: Come on, there's a movie on HBO! It has Harrison Ford! Zoicite: Hmm............er, we'll tape it. I wanna see what's in those other doors. Felicia: Ohh.... They go downstairs and head down the hall to Door #4. Felicia: What about #3? Zoicite: I'm not opening that thing until I can put on some body armor. *opens the door* Let's just hope we don't get hit with a tank. (suddenly...) Announcer: It's the Poetry Man! Poetry Man: In the darkness of night, your fancy will take flight, bringing you hope and joy, and perhaps a cute boy, and..... HELP ME!! HELP ME!! I DON'T BELONG HERE!!! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN MALIBU HAVING SEX WITH NICOLE KIDMAN!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!! *SLAM!!* Zoicite: I say we weld that door shut. Felicia: As soon as we get some equipment. *Lemon Sign sounds* Felicia: Aw, damn! Zoicite: Let's just get it over with... *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey in a bonfire.* *5, fossilized screenshot of a Super Metroid screen.* *4, all the Digimon being squished by the Monty Python foot* *3, Goku going Super-Saiyan* *2, Furby being raped by a Rhydon* *1, a big wheel of swiss cheese* > > At that moment, Amy noticed his erect dick sticking >out from his pelvic area. Mina: Noooo!!! We came back right at another sex scene! Tenchi: I think I'm gonna be sick... >(For all you dumbasses out there, that's where >the balls and all them parts are. Duh!) Zoicite: Methinks we're all experts on this subject. >She noticed how long it was and >how it looked, enticing. She got herself Felicia: A life, and dumped this loser for Mecha Sonic. >up from the log and went to take >a very good look at Tails' dick. Mina: (Amy) Is it supposed to be that shade of green? >Tails managed to see her head almost >touching his dick. His mind told him what he must do. Zoicite: (Tails' mind) Get the hell away from her before I lay an aneurysm on yer ass! >He immediately >grabbed her head Felicia: If he jerks her off again, I'm leaving. >and stuck his half-soft dick in her mouth. Tenchi: Wrong head. Felicia: There's no 'right' head, in this case. >Amy almost >fainted from the sudden action Mina: What kind of wuss is this girl? >and was left breathless for a little while, >thus allowing Tails to fuck her face for a few minutes. Zoicite: But by the time he realized it, she had already suffocated... *whack!* Mina: Don't make this any worse than it has to be! >Amy found the dick Tenchi: (Tails' dick) Okay, you found me, now you hide and I'll go kill myself! >to feel good to her. Mina: Somebody oughta call this guy's 2nd grade English teacher. Felicia: Fuck that, somebody call the nearest insane asylum! >So she began to suck the cock. (It's amazing how all >these virgin chicks can suck cock so well heh heh heh) Artemis: (from outside) SHE'S NOT A VIRGIN!!!!! >Tails started to >moan at the sensations he was receiving. Tenchi: Pain, nausea, a sense that there is no god? Mina: That's us, not him. Tenchi: Who cares, I want out of here! Mina: *hugs him* Be strong... >But he wanted to please her. Zoicite: You can start by killing yourself. Mina: *smack!* Quit it! >One thing Tails hadn't done with any other girl he screwed was to give >them pleasure back, Felicia: And he wonders why they never call him back... >but this time, something motivated him to do the >same to her. Zoicite: The gun pressed against his head might have something to do with it. > Tails gently pulled Amy's head away from his cock, >now hard as hell. He told his horny hedgehog: Mina: (Tails) I'm really the love-child of Madonna and Al Gore. Felicia: (Amy) NOOOOOOO!!!!! > >Tails: Sit on my face Tenchi: Gee, what a sweet-talker... > >Amy: Huh!? OK Tails... > > Amy did just that. Tails eagerly began to lick at Amy's pussy >rapidly, generating more moans from Amy's mouth. Felicia: If he put a vibrator in her, she could power the entire city of Cleveland! >But she enjoyed having >his cock in her mouth. Mina: Of course, all virgin girls become cocksucking whores after their first time. Artemis: (from outside) SHE'S NOT A VIRGIN!!!! >So she put her whole torso on Tails and sucked his >cock some more. Zoicite: I still say this thing could be great with a few minor changes. Felicia: Like what? Zoicite: Replace Amy with Sonic and move the whole thing to Bermuda. Felicia: Considering the intelligence of the author, it'd still be shit. >Tails licked faster at her pussy when she started to suck. >Amy, horny as hell from his lickin' and her own suckin', sucked his cock >faster. The two started to have a contest, Tenchi: Seeing who had the most genital warts. >going faster and faster Zoicite: When suddenly, they discovered their brakes had been cut! >at each >other's parts, making each other go faster until Amy came Mina: To her senses and beat the crap outta Tails. >again, all in >Tails' face. He drank all of her sugar-sweet cum Felicia: (Sugar Bear) Can't get enough of my sugar cum! >up and suck some more out >of her. Tenchi: There should be a penalty for bad grammar in lemons...like death. Zoicite: There should be a death penalty for lemons, period. >He felt himself start to cum again. Normally, he would just cum in >the girl's mouth and it be over, Mina: I'm getting more than a little pissed at this guy's attitude. Felicia: I'm already pissed...he turned this sweet little fox into a fucking asshole. >but Amy was special. Felicia: Little did he know she was... *dramatic pause* his mother!!! Mina: Alright, now it's just annoying! Felicia: Sorry. >Something told him to >put his cum in her pussy. Zoicite: (Tails' penis) Put it in there, put it in there! >Then he realize that that was how to make her his: >to cum in her pussy, to take her virginity. Artemis: (from outside) SHE'S NOT-- All: WE KNOW, WE KNOW!! > >Chapter 4 > >They rested for a few seconds again, then Amy crawled over to Tails. > >Amy: Can you stick that thing that you have in me again? Zoicite: (Tails) You mean the machete? *WHAP!!* Mina: I'm not in the mood!! > >Tails: I'm too tired, I can't even get up. (pant) Felicia: Geez, no wonder he only gets BJs, he has the endurance of a two-year old. Wait a minute, I think he *is* two years old....figures. > >Amy: Awww.... > > Amy's curiosity sparked up. Tenchi: She began to wonder what life would be like as a nun. >She remembered how his dick went in >and out of her. Felicia: And how it left a big mess when it left. >Then she thought of something. Mina: (Amy) I wonder if my vagina is watertight... >She straddled herself >over his dick carefully. Tails, having plenty of energy, just being lazy, >saw Amy position herself over Tails' dick and shoved it up her pussy to >make sure it went in. Tenchi: Unfortunately, he missed, and put her eye out. >Tails was surprised that his horny virgin of a >hedgehog thought of the straddle. Artemis: (from outside) I'M NOT GONNA REPEAT MYSELF!!!! >She began to move up and down, rubbing >her wet pussy with his hard, hot cock. Tails just sat back and enjoyed >the pleasure. Then he felt it. Felicia: It was...a tiny leprochaun was trying to push him out. > >Tails: Waitaminute Amy! Zoicite: (Tails) Thespacebarisbroken! > >Amy: What!? Are you hurt? > >Tails: Give me a sec. Oh, this could hurt, but not much. Just trust me, OK? > >Amy: OK Tails! I can stand a little pain from you, I guess. Tenchi: Why not, she's already got radiation poisoning from him. > >Tails: OK > > Tails began to pump Amy furiously. After a good minute, >Amy's hymen broke. Felicia: Either he's really small, or really weak. >The pain seemed not to harm Amy much Mina: For Amy not was enough smart to feel it. Zoicite: This lemon is seriously getting on my nerves... >as she let out short but sharp scream from her >mouth, which was immediately replaced by loud >moans of ecstasy. Amy began to bounce on Tails' >dick as he fucked at record speed, Felicia: Hampered slightly by the Guinness people watching their every move. >trying to force >his orgasm, which happened in a few minutes. Tenchi: Is this guy timing them, or something? Zoicite: At least we're spared the details... >Amy and Tails came together in each other, Tails' cum >going all inside Amy and mixing with her juices. All: Eewww.... Zoicite: Spoke too soon... >The orgasm made Amy make an ear-splitting moan Zoicite: (doctor) And if you twist her nipples, she'll grow propellers out of her back and fly away. >before > she collapsed on Tails' body. Tails fell asleep, dick still >inside Amy. Mina: What is it with these first-time stories and guys falling asleep with their dicks inside? Felicia: Forget it, I think it's almost over... Mina: The pain will stay with us... Felicia: So what, we've got satellite now! > >Chapter 5 >[One hour before dawn] > >Tails had woken up to a smiling Amy, who was worried that he was dead. Felicia: Leaving your dick inside all night must be bad for you. Zoicite: They should put that in the manual. > >Amy: OH TAILS! I was so worried! I thought you died!!! Tenchi: (Tails) I did! Congratulations, you're a necrophiliac! Felicia: (Amy) NOOOOOOO!!!!! Oh well, at least I came. > >Tails: I'm OK, how about you? Mina: (Amy) I just hacked up a hairball from that blowjob, but other than that... > >Amy: I never felt so good in my life!!! Felicia: (Amy) Not even when I was being gangbanged by Robotnik and Mecha Sonic! Zoicite: (Tails) WHAT?!?!? And you didn't invite me?! *whack!* Mina: That's for the mental image! >Thank you Tails! > >Tails: You're welcome Amy. We better get cleaned up; we can't go back >to Knothole like this. > >Amy: OK. > > Amy grabbed Tails and brought him to the lake they were > by. They played in the water for a little while. Tenchi: They had to stop when the fish around Tails started to glow green. >After they >cleaned up and got dressed (at least Amy did), Felicia: Why do the guys get to go around naked and the girls have to wear clothes? Zoicite: Hey, don't knock it, it's a good idea. >Tails flew Amy back to Knothole. >Tails decided to stop freaking other girls Mina: It's not even funny anymore, now it's just sad. >since he had > one. {I love you so much, Amy...} Tenchi: If he loves her so much, why'd he write this piece of shit? >As for Amy, she gave >up the chase on Sonic since Zoicite: He lasted all of two seconds in her. >she thought that >Sonic thought that he couldn't handle her, Tenchi: That radiation must make a person delusional. >and Sally was his girl already anyway. She couldn't >break that up. Just as she couldn't break up >Sally and Sonic, no one would break these two > lovers' bond between each other. Felicia: Just get me an axe, a hammer, and a rocket launcher, and I'll show you what I can break, asshole! > >THE END All: YAY!!! > >Author's note: How did you like it? This is my first lemon ever. Mina: *sigh* Why does that not surprise me? >Took me >2 days to write. More to come! Felicia: Get me that hammer, and I'll make sure nothing ever comes out of his word processor ever again... >Expect some threes somewhere..... Zoicite: No! Not...THREES!!! >Jacker (pikachugold_2000@yahoo.com) *everyone mailbombs him* Mina: Come on, I need to drink some of that pink stuff. *outta there* Felicia: Seriously, just get me a rocket launcher and we'll never hear from that asshole again! Mina: Drop it, Fel. (suddenly...) Megabyte: Ah, my faithful pets. How are you feeling? Felicia: Like taking an axe and chopping- Megabyte: *grin* Oh, really?? Mina: Fel, don't give in to him! Felicia: Fuck him, I just need an axe! Get me an axe and Mr. Jacker will feel my wrath! Hell, fuck the axe, I've got claws, I've got fangs, I can tear him apart bare-handed! Artemis: Hey, Fel! Over here! Felicia: *whirls around* WHAT?!?!! Artemis: Get the mouse! *throws a rubber mouse across the room* Felicia: YOW!!! *chases after the mouse* Tenchi: O_o Zoicite: How'd you get her to do that? Artemis: I coated it with catnip. It was all I could do to throw it away... Megabyte: Yes, well...you won't always have catnip to save your friends. Then you'll be under my control, and the universe shall belong to me! *everyone but Fel gives him the finger* Megabyte: Oh, save it... *viewscreen blanks* Zoicite: This is gonna be a shitty day.... ------------------------------------------------------------ Just 'cause I'm bored, I'll write some teasers for you guys. What lemon will Megabyte send next? What's gonna happen to Fel now that she has a snootful of catnip? Who was the person in Room 3?? What's the Poetry Man doing on the ship??? Who the hell built all those rooms?? Will I ever get drunk enough to put Hexadeximal in this?? That and much, much less on the next MST! The Master of Eternal Darkness, Shadow -- BIG SIG vers. 1.6.1 Congratulations!!! You have been deemed worthy to view my BIG SIG!!!!!!! Kuragari no Hateshiganai no Sensei =================================== Currently holding: 6740 Magic Points 33 Weirdness Points 82 Chicken Points 5 Ass Song Points 4 GIVE ME YOUR POINTS! points 5 Evil-Twin-In-A-Can's 45 Genius points 7 Lab Assistant points 3 MTGWNSOHL points =================================== Current Obsessions (in no particular order) Breath of Fire 3 Chrono Cross (oh baby!) Legend of Mana Rayman 2: The Great Escape Ayla from Chrono Trigger (yes, still!) Copyrighted Phrases "Yo Queiro Pussy!" "Death by Anal Rape!" "Watch the tits!" The Old Laptop Have you heard of this? I have a laptop from 1990!!! Here are the specs! 386 Win 3.0, DOS 6.2 16 mHz processor 60 MB hard drive B&W 5" LCD monitor with brown spots 3.5" floppy drive Dead battery (only works off the AC cord!) And it still works, ladies and gentlemen!!! Random Quotes "Dreams are the stuff of fantasy...enjoy them when possible, remember them always." "I'm not addicted to drugs. I'm just addicted to yellow dots in front of my eyes." Icy Lock: I yelled at the voices in my head in public and named them. Shadow: Oh, have you met Bob? "Fantasy is what goes on inside your head. Reality is everything else." "You want to know what the Force is? It's my cock! You happy now?" -Dennis Miller as George Lucas "He's a dickhead!" "What's a dickhead?" "A giant penis capable of intelligent speech." -Blast from the Past So, me and my penis talked for a while over coffee, and we both decided trying to not masturbate on purpose was bad. Then he spilled coffee on himself, and we both ran around screaming. -Falconeer Random Links My E-mail Address terisan_iii@hotmail.com My Personal Archive http://www.geocities.com/shadow_archive/ My Favorite Site for Free Music http://home.netvigator.com/~chorus/ Winamp - High-Fidelity Mp3 Player http://winamp.com Random Excerpts Excerpts from Merc's- The List of Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord ================================================= If I'm sitting in my camp, hear a twig snap, start to investigate, then encounter a small woodland creature, I will send out some scouts anyway just to be on the safe side. (If they disappear into the foliage, I will not send out another patrol; I will break out the napalm.) If I burst into rebel headquarters and find it deserted except for an odd, blinking device, I will not walk up and investigate; I'll run like hell. I will decree that all hay be shipped in tightly-packed bales. Any wagonload of loose hay attempting to pass through a checkpoint will be set on fire. 'Slutty the Reindeer Song' By Mewbie Selphie: That's hilarious. So it WAS A Reindeer! Slutty, the horny reindeer! Squall: Had a very moooist cunt! Zell: And Whenever menn saw it! Selphie: It would soon become humped.... Squall: All of the other reindeer.... Zell: Would fuck her till her pussy burst!! Selphie: And all the dicks' sizes... Squall: Matched up to a Sausage Wurst! All: Then one cummy Christmas eve! Santa came to say... Slutty with your cunt so tight! Won't you join me in my sleigh tonight! 404 Poem, posted by Denjiro (author unknown) Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, ...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore', ...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, ...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. ..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" - Quoth the server, "404".