Before anyone asks, the final experiment obviously isn't the end of the MSTs. I'm not gonna say what it is, but rest assured, as long as there are bad lemons, I'll be riffing! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- My Quick Disclaimer: This lemon was written by Minako Usagi. It's being used without permission, and I think you can guess I don't care if I get permission. Complete disclaimer info is at my site, if you're at all curious. http://www.terisan.com (note: the site info is/was for the folks at fanfiction.net, but since they don't allow MSTs anymore, I'm including it just in case I post my stuff to other fanfiction sites.) Mystery Science Theater is owned by Best Brains. Anyone want to help me with the rest of the copyright info? Minako, Sailor Venus, Zoicite, Artemis, and Sailor Moon are owned by Toei Animation. The respective characters and copyrights belong to them. Felicia and Darkstalkers are owned by Capcom, copyrights, same deal. Megabyte and Reboot are owned by ATFL, Mainframe Entertainment Inc., BLT Productions Ltd. and Alliance pictures. I'm not really sure about all that, but those are the company names in the end credits of Reboot. Tenchi Masaki and Tenchi Muyo!, Tenchi Universe, and the rest of the Tenchi franchise are owned by Pioneer. Ayla was created by Akira Toriyama. ALL HAIL!!! The Poetry Man is owned by me and my company, Ink Blot Inc. Much thanks to Greg Hawkins for the copyright info for Tenchi Muyo. A million thanks to Bryant (a.k.a. UltraZor8) for the theme song! Thanks to Ben Nunez for doing the fanart of the SoL crew. Thanks to every MiSTer out there for giving bad lemons the riffing they so richly deserve. *** In the not too distant future, Somewhere in outer space, Anime's favorite players, Are caught in a dire place. Trapped by a virus called Megabyte, An evil guy whose game is fright, He put our heroes in his verse, And now he wants to rule the entire universe! All: Let us go, you Bastard!! I'll send them cheesy lemons, The worst I can find! (La-la-la) They'll have to sit and read them all, As I monitor their minds! (La-la-la) Now keep in mind they can't control, When the lemons begin or end, (La-la-la) But they'll try to keep their sanity, (off-stage chorus: Hopefully!) With some help from their anime friends! Anime Roll Call! Zoicite! (Cursed censors!!) Mina! (Don't get me started!) Tenchi! (Why me!) Artemis! (She's Not A Virgin!!) Felicia! (Ahm, Yarn!) Ayla! (Me Sleepy Now!) The Poetry Man! (Sh___t!!!!!) Alex Trebeck! (PowerPuff Girls must Die!!) All: What THE?!! If you wonder how they eat and breath, and other science facts, (La-la-la) Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, So Shut the Fu__ UP! and Relax For Mystery Science Theater, 3000!!! {twang} MST vers. 1.000000019: Incest is Best When Lust is a Must! Last time, the crew took on an Impromptu Bondage Thingy, while Zoicite continued his search for Ayla and a way back to the SoL. Meanwhile, me, Reef, and Alysa...er...sobered up, and Alysa was playing Pikmin on the prototype Gamecube, which caused Shigeru Miyamoto to grow to over 50 feet tall! Now he's gone nuts in downtown Redmond! Where's a naked Zelda when you need her?! Let's watch, shall we? *** The Scene: The living room of the SoL Mina: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Artemis: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Felicia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Mina: Okay, whose bright idea was it to play Resident Evil at midnight with all the lights off?! Artemis: Blame Clingy. Mina: Who? Artemis: Up there. (And Greg is clinging to the ceiling fan in total terror.) Mina: Okay, Clingy, after I get the grenade launcher, I'm using it on you! Greg: Can't let go, zombies will kill me...can't let go, zombies will kill me... Felicia: Look, there's a zombie on the ceiling! Greg: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! (lets go, falls) *bam!* Ow... Mina: Serves you right. Zombie: RAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *run!* (cut to ten seconds later) Announcer: It's the Poetry Man! Poetry Man: Hey, shut up, it's the middle of the fucking night! Zombie: RAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! Poetry Man: HOLY JESUS ON A STICK!!! (more screaming and wetting of pants, and...) *communicator beeps* Megabyte: What the devil is going on here?!?! Poetry Man: ZOMBIES!!! *run!* Megabyte: What? Zombie: RAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! Megabyte: Oh, shut up. Where are those lab rats... Zombie: RAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! Megabyte: I said shut up! Grr...this is the last time I call at midnight... The Scene: Tokyo, Japan Zoicite: Gah...where the hell am I? Geez...Tokyo seems much larger when you're not trying to destroy it. Hmm...I turned right at the ramen stand, and left at the hentai shop, then right at the tentacle pit... Voice: 100 Combo! Zoicite: Hmm...maybe someone in that conspicuous crowd of people can help. Excuse me? Hello? Anyone speak English? Or really bad Japanese... Voice: 300 Combo! Zoicite: What the hell's going on? Voice: 400 Combo! Zoicite: C'mon, what is that? Kid: That a Dance Dance Revolution, 7th Mix MAX 2. Some lady's going nuts on it. Zoicite: Finally, someone who speaks English. Voice: 500 Combo! Zoicite: Hmm... Voice: Perfect Combo! Zoicite: Damn, I gotta see this. (pushes through the crowd) C'mon, let me see! (he gets to the front, and sees...) AYLA!!! Alya: (still dancing) Zoicite! You come to dance? Voice: Perfect Combo! Zoicite: Uh...no...wait, where the hell did you go?! I've been looking everywhere for you! Ayla: Alya dance! Zoicite: Right... Voice: Can I call you a dancin' master? Zoicite: Wow...for a prehistoric cavegirl, she's got mad skills. (the game ends) Ayla: That fun! Zoicite: Yeah, right, now come on, we gotta go! Ayla: Go where? Zoicite: Uh...I don't know yet. I'll think of something. Just come on, and don't leave my sight again, okay? Ayla: Okay, Ayla dance later. Zoicite: Right...now how am I gonna get back to that damn Satellite... Kid: Maybe I can help! I have magical powers! *deadpan* Zoicite: I suppose this situation calls for cynicism, but I'm desperate. Let's go! The Scene: Living room of the SoL, the next morning Mina: Grr...I didn't sleep a wink last night! Felicia: Me neither... Tenchi: I couldn't sleep with all that screaming going on. Poetry Man: Hey, you assholes left the damn game on! Tenchi: So who was it that hid in my closet all night muttering "Can't sleep, zombies will eat me"? Poetry Man: Don't blame me, Clingy already got the light fixture! Greg: Stop calling me Clingy! Tenchi: Let go of me first. Greg: ...fine. *communicator beeps* Megabyte: Alright, let's try this again...lab rats, you will perish in a horrible manner. Mina: So what else is new? Megabyte: This is no empty threat, lab rats. I have prepared...the Final Experiment! All: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Wait... Felicia: Does that mean if we survive it, we can leave? Megabyte: No, then I prepare Final Experiment 2.0. Mina: And if we survive that? Megabyte: YOU WON'T SURVIVE THAT!!! Mina: Right...but what if we do? Megabyte: Then I kill you manually and get new subjects. All: FUCK! Megabyte: Yes, quite...on that note, your second-to-last lemon has been delivered. I do hope you're not adverse to incest. Felicia: Depends on who's doing the fucking...as in, no one in my family. Tenchi: Can't say I'm against it...after all, Ayeka's related to me. Mina: Hmmm?! *evil eye* Tenchi: I mean, I'm not interested in her anyway! ^_^;;; Megabyte: Then you stay out of the theater. Mina: Me too! Megabyte: No. Mina: *gives him the finger* Megabyte: Charming. Enjoy, lab rats, and pray you go insane before my Final Experiment! *leaves* *Lemon Sign blares* Artemis: Damn, we've got Lemon Sign! Poetry Man: Are there zombies in the theater? Artemis: Mina. Do it. (Mina grabs the remote and turns on the TV, which is *still* showing the Resident Evil game) Zombie: RAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! Poetry Man: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! (runs into the theater) Mina: Well, that was fun. Let's go! Felicia: Wait, where's Greg? Artemis: You mean Clingy? *points to the ceiling fan* Felicia: Never mind... Greg: Zombies bad...must sue Umbrella... *entre* *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey being eaten by a pack of wolves* *5, video loop of the Death Star Trench Run scene* *4, screenshot of Nabiki and the female Ranma 69ing* *3, Goku going SSJ3* *2, picture of Indianapolis Charmander with an erection* *1, a big wheel of monterey jack cheese* >All right, before anyone thinks I'm a MAJOR sick-o... All: Too late. >this is an alternate >reality fic Artemis: (Rembrandt) Quinn, we've landed in an incest dimension! Poetry Man: (Quinn) Sweet! I'm gonna bang my hot sister! *smack!* >where Reenie is NOT Serena and Darien's daughter. Mina: Who else would she be? >She is just >visiting her friend Serena who is almost like a big sister to her. Artemis: They always fight in real life, so why...? Felicia: It's a big cop-out...the author can't handle incest. >She's still >from the future Mina: So instead of her daughter, she's just some random stranger who goes back in time? Felicia: Oh, come on, everybody who goes back in time is always related to the person they're trying to save. Just look at Terminator, DBZ, Back to the Future... Artemis: What about Star Trek: First Contact? Felicia: Who's to say they didn't save their ancestors by stopping the Borg? Artemis: Good point. >but that really isn't important in this fic. :) Mina: Of course not, because you can't explain the huge, gaping plot hole! Artemis: Names wouldn't be important if there were any other way to identify who was having sex. > >I don't own Sailor Moon or anything... > >Serena's Teaches Reenie >by Minako Usagi >minakousagi@hotmail.com >Rating: H > > Serena was in her room alone Mina: This can't be good... >reading the latest Sailor V manga. Poetry Man: (Serena) "Sailor V gets tentacle raped in the park." Cool! Mina: I'M SAILOR V, YOU COW ANUS!!! (smashes the back of his head with a big brick) Poetry Man: I am injured...and insulted! But mostly injured... Artemis: (to Mina) Where'd you get the brick? Mina: It was just sitting under my seat. >She was >lying on her bed flipping through the pages. She had matured rapidly over the >past few years. She was now seventeen and was well endowed with firm, round >breasts and long, slender legs. Artemis: And a penis that would put Milton Berle to shame. Poetry Man: Gah... > Serena was shocked Felicia: (Serena) This manga's got nudity in it! >out of her manga Mina: Hey, that's *my* manga! >by an insitent Artemis: Spellchecker. >knocking at her door. >"Come in!" she called. Mina: (person) I can't, there's something in my way! Felicia: (Serena) That's the door. > As soon as she had yelled through the shut door, a blond haired fourteen >year old burst through the door Mina: Oh my god, it's an alternate me that came to save the future! >and shut it behind her. Mina: (person) Now how do I get out? >"Reenie? What's >wrong?" Serena worridely asked, hoping that a youma wasn't after her or >anything. > "Oh, Serena!" Reenie wailed, "It's awful!" Felicia: (Reenie) The convuluted plot, the horrible spelling and punctuation, it's just awful! > Reenie collapsed next to Serena on the bed and lay her head on the older >girl's stomach. Mina: (Reenie) Your stomach sounds funny... Hey, did you eat my cookies?! Poetry Man: (Serena) That's not all I'll eat! *thwap!* >"What's awful?" Serena questioned as she stroked the younger >girl's soft, Poetry Man: Vulva. >pink hair. Poetry Man: On her vulva! Mina: Stop it! > "I...I...peed my pants!" Reenie sobbed. > Serena looked at Felicia: The shiny coin! Poetry Man: (Serena) Ooo, shiny...must take off panties... Mina: ~_~;;; >the girl in confusion. Suddenly, something dawned on >her. "Reenie, what were you doing when you...'peed your pants'?" > "I was watching 'Wild Things'," the mortified girl replied. Felicia: (Serena) Oh my god!!! We need to get you psychiatric care immediately! Poetry Man: Hey, that was a good movie! > Serena tried to supress a giggled. Artemis: She's suppressing something that already happened? >"And did this happen during a >particularly steamy scence?" > "Yes," Reenie answered in confusion. > The young girl lifted her head from Serena's stomach and looked the older >girl in the eyes. "Reenie, honey, you didn't pee," Mina: (Serena) You peed a lot. >Serena comforted her. > "I didn't? Then...what?" Mina: (Serena) You sprang a leak. Hold on, let me get some drywall. > Serena looked at the young girl for a moment. Poetry Man: (Serena) I bet I could kill her and no one would ever know... Mina: Hey!! >Reenie too had developed >well. She was no longer the little girl who had fallen on her head several Felicia: Times. >years ago. "Sweetie, you're a young woman now...and certain things happen to >your body when you get older. Felicia: (Serena) You fall down a lot, for one thing. >What happened was...well, you were horny." > Serena noticed Reenie's confused expression. "When girls get turned on, >well, liquid comes out of them. Poetry Man: (Serena) And that's how we get grape juice. >That happens so that you can have sex without >hurting yourself." Felicia: What if you fall off the bed? Mina: She would... > Serena had already talked to Reenie about what sex was. Felicia: (Reenie) The stork does WHAT?! >She just didn't >know the details Poetry Man: (Reenie) And the strap-on goes WHERE?! >about things like lubricants. "Does that happen to you?" >Reenie asked. > Serena nodded. "What makes you...get wet?" Mina: (Reenie) Bad movies. >the girl asked. > Serena blushed slightly. "Oh, come on, Serena, tell me!" Reenie begged. Poetry Man: (Serena) If I told you, I'd have to fuck you. > Serena let out a small giggle and reached into her nightstand drawer. She >retrieved a magazine and patted the pillow. Reenie took the hint and Poetry Man: Smothered her. >lay her >head beside Serena's on the pink pillow. "What's this?" she asked. Felicia: (Serena) A pillow, stupid. > Serena opened the magazine and Reeni's eyes grew huge. "What the heck are >those girls doing?!" she gasped. Mina: (Serena) Making muffins! Artemis: (Serena) Playing "Hide the Salami!" Poetry Man: (Serena) Dusting each other for fingerprints! Felicia: (Serena) Selling each other auto insurance! Mina: That's a new one... Felicia: (girl) Yeah, you take that premium, yeah, yeah, take it like a bitch! All: O_O Felicia: What? > Serena grinned. "They're fucking each other," she answerd simply. > Reenie felt that new wet feeling gathering in her panties again. Felicia: (Reenie) Serena, quit spraying me with the hose! >"They...really seem to like it...but...I though only boys and girls could do >that. Not girls and girls." Poetry Man: (Serena) That's what strap-ons are for. Mina: *bap!* Quit it. > "Girls can do it with other girls too," Serena informed her, "And guys can >do it with guys." Poetry Man: Not if I can help it. > "Have...you ever done it with a girl?" Reenie asked with a blush. Poetry Man: (Serena) Yep, I fucked all the Sailor Scouts! *WHAM!!!* Mina: GRRRR... > Serena nodded. "Mina and I do it sometimes. Mina: GAH! Poetry Man: I KNEW IT! Mina: IT'S--*wham!*--NOT--*slam!*--TRUE! Poetry Man: So happy...and can't enjoy it...ow... >Oh, man, I'm getting a >little wet just thinking about it," Mina: Quiet, you ill-conceived plot device! >Serena replied as she squired a little. Felicia: (Serena) I dub thee Squire Reenie. > "What do you do about getting wet?" Reenie asked. > "I masturbate...or I find someone else to take care of it for me," Serena >replied with a wink and a giggle. Mina: YOU DO NOT!!! Get Greg, I'm suing for defamation of character! Artemis: No more lawsuits! > "Um...Serena? Could you teach me how to masturbate?" Felicia: Who saw that coming? (everyone raises their hands) Felicia: 'kay. > Serena smiled down at the young woman. Nodding she said, Artemis: (Serena) The Force is strong with this one... >"I'll show you. >We'll do it together. Artemis: (Serena) We'll rule the galaxy as mother and fake daughter! >First thing you have to do is take your clothes off." > Reenie nodded as the two girls stood up. Serena pulled off her pink >sweatshirt to reveal an equally pink bra. Mina: If her nipples are pink, I'm leaving. >Reenie shed her blue sundress and >soaked, yellow panties. She tried not to stare at Serena's round breasts as her >friend dropped her bra to the floor. Serena turned around so that her back was >facing Reenie. Poetry Man: Which exposed her tits to the watching neighborhood kids at the window. Artemis: (kid) Holy spherical mass, Batman! >She grabbed her pants and her panties at the same time and >pulled them down...making sure of course to bed over Felicia: And moon Reenie. >in the process so that >Reenie could catch a glimpse of her blonde snatch. Poetry Man: What's the point? She's gonna have her face buried in it in a few minutes. Mina: As much as I hate to say it, he's right... > Reenie could feel a strange tingling sensation in her most private places. Felicia: (Serena) Whoops, you sat on my taser. >Serena stepped away from the pile of clothing and instructed Reenie to sit on Poetry Man: Her face. >the floor. The girl obeyed and Serena joined her. Felicia: (Serena) Join me on my face, it's quite the tourist attraction. > "Do whatever I do," Serena instruced as she Artemis: Leapt out the window! >spread her legs wide apart. > Reenie followed suit and Serena eyed the girls pink little pussy. First, >Serena rubbed her own breasts and flicked Mina: Reenie. Felicia: (Reenie) Ow! Bitch! >her fingers across her nipples. She >watched Reenie do the same. Mina: (Serena) Ow! >She couldn't believe how much watching this little >girl play with herself turned her on. > Serena couldn't stand to wait very long so she soon held out one finger Poetry Man: And bit it off! >for Reenie to see. Mina: (Reenie) Ooo, pretty... >She then stuck in deep within her pussy. Reenie was a >little hesitant, but soon followed Serena's lead, Artemis: And jumped out the window! >moaning with pleasure as her >finger penetrated her. > "Does that feel good?" Serena purred. > "Oh, Serena, this feels better than anything I've ever experienced >before!" Reenie cried. Felicia: (Reenie) Even better than the time I went to Knott's Berry Farm! > Serena and Reenie continued pumping their fingers in and out of their >dripping cunts until Reenie froze. Felicia: (Reenie) Close the damn window! >With a cry she shuddered. "Serena!" she >cried in alarm after the waves had passed, "What happened to me?!" Artemis: (Serena) You washed up onto shore and got stung by a jellyfish. > Serena, still not quite satisfied, replied, Poetry Man: Lick me, bitch! *smack!* Felicia: You go too far, little evil man... >"Sweet heart, Poetry Man: (Hannibal) Tastes even better with ketchup! All: Ewww! >that was an >orgasm. I'm so happy to have witnessed your first. Did it feel good?" Artemis: (Reenie) Like a thousand daggers through my heart! > Reenie nodded with a smile on her face. She watched with lusty eyes as >Serena continued to finger fuck herself. Serena moaned loadly as she inserted >another finger into her. Reenie remembered what Serena had said about liking to >be with another girl. Mina: (Serena) It's wrong and it's evil and I won't have it in this house! Poetry Man: You know you love it! *BAM!* >Maybe she could repay Serena for teaching her how to have >so much pleasure. "Serena?" she timidly asked, "Can I help you?" Felicia: (Serena) Yes, I'd like the #2 combo meal. > Serena looked at Reenie in surprise. Felicia: (Serena) How dare you forget my french fries?! >How quickly this little girl was >learning! With lust filled eyes she beckoned the little girl over. Reenie >crawled to Serena on all fours. The blonde removed her hand from her pussy. >"What do I do?" the pink haired girl questioned. Poetry Man: (Serena) Call Mina, we'll get a three-way going! *MALLET!* Mina: It's a lemon, damn it! > Serena smiled reassuringly at the nervous girl. She gently held the back >of Reenie's head as she Artemis: Slammed it into the wall again and again. Mina: ....... >moved her mouth to meet the young girls. Reenie froze, Felicia: (Samus) Goooood ice beam, good... >not sure what to do. It was her first kiss. Poetry Man: Except for that time with the tentacle beast... Mina: Don't even go there... >She felt Serena's tongue trying to >open her mouth. Artemis: (Serena's tongue) Urrgh! It's not working! Get the blowtorch! >Reenie submitted to Artemis: Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes. >Serena and opened her mouth only to >discover Mina: Six cavities. Felicia: (Reenie) What did I tell you about eating raw sugar for dinner? >that she really liked the feeling of Serena's tongue dancing with her >own. > Serena broke off the kiss after a few moments. She guided Reenie's face >down to her breasts and held one out invitingly to her young apprentace. Reenie >took the hint and Poetry Man: Smothered her again. >began licking and sucking on Serena's erect nipple. Serena >moaned as she craddled Reenie's head. "Oh, Reenie, I love you so much!" she >cooed. > Reenie dropped the nipple Felicia: (Madden) Fumble! Artemis: (Costas) Makoto recovers! She's at the 30, the 20, the 10... All: TOUCHDOWN!!! >from her mouth and looked up at Serena. "I love Mina: (Reenie) Pie! >you too, Serena. I want to show you how much. I want to make you feel good." > Serena smiled at the girl. She had never desired anything more than Artemis: A balanced sense of equilibrium. >she >did now. She kissed Reenie on the head and guided her hand down to her sopping >cunt. Reenie placed one finger into Serena's mound and Serena let out a low >guttural moan. Had it been only a few moments ago that this little minx was >confused about cum? > "Oh...more Reenie...more!" Serena gasped. > Reenie shoved another finger inside Serena. The blond bucked Poetry Man: And Reenie was thrown off. >against the >girl's tiny hand. "Harder...oh harder!" Serena cried in pure pleasure. > Reenie wanted to make Serena happy. Felicia: Why not us? Why can't you make us happy and quit being such a slut? >She pulled her fingers out and Serena >groaned in displeasure only to be rewarded soon after by Reenie shoving four >fingers into the blonde cunt at the same time. "Oh god Reenie!" Serena cried in >exctasy. > Serena grabbed Reenies girlish breasts Artemis: (Reenie) They're not girlish, they're manly! Felicia: Yeah, like Zoicite's. (from far, far away...) Zoicite: GODDAMN CENSORS!!! Mina: Did anyone else hear that? All: No. Mina: Okay then... >and began kneading them. Reenie >moaned in delight. Reenie continued to ram her fingers into Serena going as >deep as she could each time. "Reenie....do....you know....what....would >make...me....really feel...good?" Mina: (Reenie) More...ellipses? >Serena gasped between waves of pleasure. > "I'll do anything for you, Serena," Reenie said. Felicia: (Serena) Would you kill a man? Mina: (Reenie) What? > "I...want to feel...your sweet...little tongue...on...my pussy..." Poetry Man: (Serena) With...lots of...ellipses... >Serena >gasped in reply. > Reenie hesitated a moment and stopped ramming into Serena. "Don't worry, >sweetie, it tastes good. Felicia: (Serena) Like tuna and cream cheese. All: Ewww... >I promise," she reassured the young girl. > "If it will make you feel good, I'll do it," Reenie smiled sweetly. > Serena laid down on the floor and spread her legs as wide as she could. >Reenie smiled at her before bending over Artemis: And mooning Serena. >and lightly touching her tongue to >Serena's clit. "oooohhhh..." Serena moaned. > Seeing how happy this made Serena, and how good she really did taste, Felicia: Tuna and cream cheese tastes good, I tell you! All: EWW! >Reeny began lapping up Serena's juices. "Oh Reenie...you are so good!" Serena >wailed. > Serena closed her eyes as Reenie's tongue danced inside her slit then >moved to her swollen jewel and back again. "You...make me....feel...so good!" >Serena moaned. Mina: The...ellipses...are...taking over...my brain! Felicia: *slap!* Get ahold of yourself! Mina: Ow... > She opened her eyes and stared past Reenie's little butt (which was up in >the air because she was on all fours) and saw that someone had intruded into her >bedroom. Poetry Man: It was Mina with a strap-on! *WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!* Mina: Quiet! >Her fifteen year old brother, Samuel, Mina: Oh, good god, Sammy's in on this!? >was standing in the door way >with wide, lust-filled eyes. Serena noticed the huge tent in his pants as he >stared as Reenie's upraised little bottom. He looked questioningly at Serena >who winked at him and nodded. Artemis: Okay, hold on. The author went out of her way to say that Reenie and Serena weren't related, but now Sammy's gonna get in on this? Felicia: Don't try to apply logical thought to it, you'll just hurt yourself. >She knew Reenie would enjoy it. Felicia: (Serena) Go ahead, rape your fake niece. We've already passed the threshold of bad taste. > Sammy quickly and quietly stipped himself. Artemis: That sounds like it hurts... >His huge member pulsed with >desire. Serena was amazed at how big her little brother was. Greg: (from outside) Lemon Law 15!!! >Sammy snuck up >behind the blond girl, Artemis: (Sammy) Tag, you're it! >took aim, and impaled her Poetry Man: With a big fucking knife! *smack* Mina: Don't start! >tight pussy on his huge cock. > Reenie's mouth left Serena's jewel as she cried out in surprise. Artemis: (Reenie) Great googly-moogly! >Sammy >pumped in and out of her and she discovered that she really liked it. Greg: (from outside) Lemon Law...uh, wait...37! Yeah, 37! >She tried >to turn her head to see who it was but couldn't. "It's all right, dear, it's >just Sammy," Serena reassured her. Felicia: (Reenie) Oh, well, that's good, I wouldn't want to be raped by a stranger. > The thought of being shared by the brother and sister Mina: That's 'mother' and 'uncle'...unfortunately... >made Reenie's juices Artemis: Which now tasted of raspberry. >flow even more allowing Sammy to increase the pace at which Mina: He ran around screaming "yippee!" >he rammed into her. >"Oh, Serena! Thank...you so...much! I...feel so...good!" Mina: (Reenie) I've caught...the ellipses...disease! >Reenie cried, "Oh, >Sammy! Harder...Harder!" Artemis: (Scotty) Ah just canna do it, capt'n! I don' have the power! > Reenie eyes Serena's swollen clit and continued to lap up Serena's newly >formed love juice. Artemis: Which tasted of loganberry. Felicia: What's a loganberry? Artemis: Beats me, I saw one on the Food channel. >"Oh, Reenie!" Serena moaned, "You are...such a...little >slut!" Felicia: (Reenie) And you seem to have respiratory problems. > "Your our little slut, Reenie!" Sammy cried. > Reenie moaned as the dirty talk got to her. Serena and Sammy noticed Mina: Their parents standing in the doorway. Felicia: (mom) Oh my god, no wonder we're out of cucumbers! >and >continued while Sammy pushed deep into her formerly virgin pussy and Serena had >her love juice lapped up. Sammy smacked the girl on the bottom Poetry Man: Then Reenie punched him in the face. >and cried, "Lick >my sister faster, little slut!" > Reenie obeyed and began to lap up Serena's juices at a much faster pace. >"Oh...I know you....like my brother's...big hard...cock in...your wet pussy..." >Serena moaned. Mina: I'm gonna kill the idiot who invented the ellipse... > Reenie let out a happy groan. All three were about to fall over the edge. Felicia: Where the hell's this 'edge' everyone's always falling off of? >"Suck my big sister's clit!" Sammy ordered. > > > > > Reenie obeyed and began sucking Artemis: This whole thing's been sucking since line one. >and lighly pulling Artemis: It's been pulling at the fabric of my sanity! Mina: Oh, quit being such a crybaby. >at Serena's clit. >"Oh....God!" Serena cried. Artemis: And now I'm crying-- Mina: Stop that! > Sammy watched as Reenie brought his big sister to a crashing Mina: Halt. >orgasm. The >sight of Reenie's mouth on his sister's pussy was too much for him. With a cry, Artemis: Waaa-aah! >he grabbed Reenie's butt and shoved as hard as he could into her, shooting his >warm cum deep into her. > The two orgams she had just produced from Serena and Sammy made Reenie so >excited that she peaked in her own. She gave a cry of pleasure as her pussy >tightened around Sammy's cock. > After the waves of pleasure had passed through everyone, Sammy removed his >now soft dick from Reenie's pussy. With a final light smack to her bottom, Poetry Man: She kicked his ass. >he >walked over and gathered up his clothes. Artemis: (Sammy) Okay, who took my wallet? > After Sammy, Felicia: There was Georgie. And good times were had by all...except us. >left, Reenie and Serena curled up together on the floor, >still naked and exhausted. "I love you Serena," Reenie whispered. > "I love you too, my little slut," Serena replied as the two fell asleep. Mina: I like you both a lot less now. > >*********************************************************** >How'd you like it? All: We hated it. >Well, I had fun writing it! All: We hated it. > >-Minako Usagi Mina: How dare you use my name?! Artemis: Let it go, it's over... *egress* The Scene: Outside NOA Headquarters Reef: Alright, genius, how are we supposed to fix this? Shadow: I was thinking we just run for it. Alysa: No way! You got us into this, you'll get us out of it. Shadow: Can't we just let the army handle it? (points at the tanks) Alysa: They couldn't handle King Kong, how're they gonna handle a game developer? Reef: Besides, if they kill him, there'll never be another Zelda game again. Shadow: GASP! WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN! Alysa: Did you just *say* gasp? Shadow: ......shut up. Reef: So what do we do? Shadow: Hmm....I've got an idea! (cut to a few minutes later) Alysa: Uh...what'd you do? Shadow: Watch. (Miyamoto continues stomping around NOA headquarters, when suddenly a giant lizard rises up from the sea!) Reef: You called Godzilla?! Shadow: Sure! It was a bitch getting him here from Japan, though. Reef: That's a terrible plan! Godzilla always wins, remember? Miyamoto's gonna get his ass kicked! Shadow: Well...uh...hmm... (shouting) Hey, Godzilla! Take it easy on him, okay? *deadpan* Shadow: There, see? He'll be fine. Alysa: I doubt it... Shadow: Huh? Why? Alysa: Godzilla just flipped you off. Shadow: Dammit! Well, I didn't want to have to use this... *whips out...* Reef: Not the RED BUTTONs!!! Alysa: NOOOOOO!!! Shadow: You betcha! *press* *FLASH!* Reef: What happened? Alysa: Well, Godzilla's gone...and we're still in one piece. Reef: So what do we do about Miyamoto? Shadow: Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Quick, to the back of that convenience store! (cut to a few minutes later...) Reef: Okay, what the hell is this? Shadow: A giant cannon! Reef: How convenient... Alysa: What do we do with it? Shadow: We lure Miyamoto into it... Alysa & Reef: Yeah? Shadow: Then fire him into space! Alysa & Reef: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?! Shadow: He'll be alright! We'll bounce him off the ISS and land him back in Japan! Reef: Must...not...listen to...flawed logic! Shadow: Oh, shut up, it'll work! Now help me figure out the coordinates... (cut to an hour later, where we see Alysa luring Miyamoto into the cannon with a striptease performed on a stage held above the cannon by a crane) Miyamoto: Akai...kawaii...braaaaaains... Alysa: (nervous) Eheh...Shaaaadoww...Ree-eef...get me down from here, you bastards... Shadow: Wait for it...wait for it...NOW! Reef: What? Oh, okay. *presses a button* (the crane swings around and knocks Miyamoto into the cannon, which fires immediately) The Scene: The living room of the SoL Megabyte: Well...since that lemon wasn't enough, expect my Final Experiment to be that much more horrible! All: Aww! Mina: Can't we just agree we all had a bad time and forget about it? Megabyte: NO! You will go insane so I can conquer the world and there will be no more complaining! Mina: Or what? *SMASH!!!* All: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Mina: Okay, I'm sorry, no more complaining! Megabyte: What the hell was that?!?! Greg: Uh...looks like we were hit by something. Felicia: An asteroid? Greg: No, a Japanese game developer. *sweatdrop* Megabyte: I'll have to have a word with the Japanese government... The Scene: Back at NOA headquarters Alysa: Well...that was a smashing failure... Shadow: Okay, so my calculations were off a bit... Reef: A bit? A BIT?!?!?! Shadow: Anyway... *presses the RED BUTTON again* *FLASH!* Reef: One more time? Shadow: Might as well, Miyamoto's back, and he looks pissed. Alysa: Well, he should be, you shot him into space! Shadow: Anyway, I'm out of ideas...let's see what the army's cooked up. (cut to...well, an army tent) Shadow: Okay! Who's got an idea? General: Who the hell are you? Alysa: The plucky trio who caused this mess and will heroically end it. General: Sounds good to me. Here's our secret weapon. (tosses a big red and blue capsule to Reef) It's a drug that'll counteract the effects of the prototype, but the only problem is, it has to be ingested to work. Shadow: Ingested, hm? Let's see...I've got it! Reef: Does it involve me? Shadow: Yes. Reef: Damn! (cut to outside...again) Shadow: Okay! Alysa, help me out here. Alysa: Roger! Shadow: First, Reef holds the bigass capsule. Reef: Which looks like a Dr. Mario pill... Shadow: Er...right...anyway, next we wrap him in seaweed. Alysa? Alysa: On it! (grabs a big seaweed leaf and wraps it around Reef) Shadow: Next, we surround that with a rice layer. Reef: Huh? Alysa: Got the rice! Shadow: Finally, we put in some crab and lobster. Alysa: Just got crab. Shadow: It'll have to do. Throw it in! Reef: Waaaaait a minute, this sounds familiar... Shadow: Finally, some soy sauce! Reef: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!! YOU ARE NOT FEEDING ME TO MIYAMOTO!!! Shadow: Too late, he's coming! *run!* Alysa: Yipe! *also run!* Miyamoto: Suuuushiiiiii... Reef: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *gulp!* Alysa: Well...what do we do now? Shadow: Run like hell. Alysa: And just leave Reef like that? Shadow: Miyamoto's stomping the place again, and he seems to have developed laser eyes. Miyamoto: Bill Gates...DIIIEEEE!!! *zzzaaaaaaap!* Alysa: I second this 'running' plan! The Scene: Inside...somewhere Reef: (singing) Nobody knows...the stomach I've seen...nobody knows...but I'm gonna kill Shadow when I get outta here!!! The Scene: Outside again Miyamoto: Oooohhh...bad sushi... (Miyamoto begins shrinking slowly, then the laser eyes fizzle out and he *pops* back to normal size...while Reef *pops* back outside) Shadow: Well, that turned out better than I could've hoped. Reef: SHADOW!!! DIIIIIIIIEEE!!! *chase!* Shadow: Right then. *run!* (cue lots of yelling and screaming) Alysa: Damn...glad that's all over with. I wonder what that crazy bastard will make me do now...I just hope it involves MY PIKMIN GAME!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow! The end of one story arc, and the continuation of...well, the rest of them. Rest assured, I have a really stupid and underwhelming way of getting Zoicite back. Much more exciting than the giant cannon, I hope. And no, he will not suddenly be beamed back on the SoL via some dumb kid's magical powers. I'm not that lazy...I think. Anyway, next time! Megabyte unleashes his most horrible lemon ever!!! Greg's tearful farewell! Sailor Moon finally catches up to Zoicite!! Something really, really surprising happens! I get back to what's really important: ogling Ayla! Alysa: Isn't Ayla still in Japan? Shadow: Damn! Reef: RAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! Shadow: Yipe! *run!* Uh...all that and hopefully just that next time on: Mystery Science Theater 3000! Alysa: Reef's gonna stop chasing you eventually, right? Shadow: Uh... Reef: RAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! Shadow: You might wanna get the tranq gun! Kuragari no Hateshiganai no Sensei, Shadow