Subject: [OT] [MST] Episode 12: Catgirl Heat Path: lobby!newstf02.news.aol.com!portc01.blue.aol.com!howland.erols.net!netnews.com!feed2.onemain.com!feed1.onemain.com!cyclone-sf.pbi.net!206.13.28.143!news.pacbell.net.POSTED!not-for-mail From: "Shadow" prick@vulva.cum Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai Lines: 2070 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4133.2400 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 Message-ID: Date: Sun, 8 Jul 2001 02:33:59 -0700 NNTP-Posting-Host: 64.164.37.155 X-Complaints-To: abuse@pacbell.net X-Trace: news.pacbell.net 994584855 64.164.37.155 (Sun, 08 Jul 2001 02:34:15 PDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 08 Jul 2001 02:34:15 PDT Organization: SBC Internet Services Okay! Let's get right to it! Yes, I switched lemons midway *yet again*, from a Sailor Moon lemon to an Outlaw Star one. I just had to use the Outlaw Star one before Zoicite came back. This MST's a bit more story-intensive because of the recent...problems aboard the SoL. Hopefully it's just as funny as the MST itself. Also included with this episode is a more detailed (read: long) description of the living room. You can skip past it if you want, but if you're interested in knowing how the crew lives, go ahead and read it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- My Quick Disclaimer: This lemon was written by Lunatic-in-Me. It's being used with permission, believe it or not. Complete disclaimer info is at my site, if you're at all curious. Mystery Science Theater is owned by Best Brains. Anyone want to help me with the rest of the copyright info? Minako, Sailor Venus, Zoicite, Artemis, and Sailor Moon are owned by Toei Animation. The respective characters and copyrights belong to them. Felicia and Darkstalkers are owned by Capcom, copyrights, same deal. Megabyte and Reboot are owned by ATFL, Mainframe Entertainment Inc., BLT Productions Ltd. and Alliance pictures. I'm not really sure about all that, but those are the company names in the end credits of Reboot. Tenchi Masaki and Tenchi Muyo!, Tenchi Universe, and the rest of the Tenchi franchise are owned by Pioneer. Ayla was created by Akira Toriyama. ALL HAIL!!! The Poetry Man is owned by me and my company, Ink Blot Inc. Hey, I finally decided on one! Much thanks to Greg Hawkins for the copyright info for Tenchi Muyo. A million thanks to Bryant (a.k.a. UltraZor8) for the theme song! Thanks to every MiSTer out there for giving bad lemons the riffing they so richly deserve. *** In the not too distant future, Somewhere in outer space, Anime's favorite players, Are caught in a dire place. Trapped by a virus called Megabyte, An evil guy whose game is fright, He put our heroes in his verse, And now he wants to rule the entire universe! All: Let us go, you Bastard!! I'll send them cheesy lemons, The worst I can find! (La-la-la) They'll have to sit and read them all, As I monitor their minds! (La-la-la) Now keep in mind they can't control, When the lemons begin or end, (La-la-la) But they'll try to keep their sanity, (off-stage chorus: Hopefully!) With some help from their anime friends! Anime Roll Call! Zoicite! (Cursed censors!!) Mina! (Don't get me started!) Tenchi! (Why me!) Artemis! (She's Not A Virgin!!) Felicia! (Ahm, Yarn!) Ayla! (Me Sleepy Now!) The Poetry Man! (Sh___t!!!!!) Alex Trebeck! (PowerPuff Girls must Die!!) All: What THE?!! If you wonder how they eat and breath, and other science facts, (La-la-la) Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, So Shut the Fu__ UP! and Relax For Mystery Science Theater, 3000!!! {twang} MST vers. 1.000000012: Catgirl Heat Last time, Megabyte *finally* returned, and sent a brand-new lemon for the crew. Zoicite's still stuck in the past, and I finally introduced his replacement, the lovely Aisha ClanClan of Outlaw Star! Yay her! And now, what diabolical plans does Megabyte have up his sleeve? What will become of our heroic crew? What will become of Zoicite? And most importantly, how the hell am I gonna get to the past to see Ayla?! Wow, this is getting exciting! Let's watch, shall we? *** The Scene: The living room (No one's here. Oops, everyone's in the kitchen! Heh, I think you already know this was just a cheap ploy to introduce my description of the living room.) (The living room is rather large, big enough to accomodate some furniture, electronic equipment, and the SoL systems. First off, the doors are located on the south wall, near the entrance to the kitchen, and the hall leading to the rest of the SoL. The entrance to the kitchen is on the east wall, to the left of the hall door (left if you're facing it) and it's basically just a swinging door. Near the kitchen door, on the north wall, is the SoL communication equipment, and the communicator(s) viewscreens. Opposite that, in the northwest corner, is one of those curved couches that turns at a right angle (if you have one, you should know what I'm talking about). The couch is four cushions long and three cushions deep, (both including the corner cushion). Next to the long side of the couch is a small table with a potted fern, and near that is the communications equipment. Opposite the couch, in the southwestern corner, is an entertainment center with TV, VCR, DVD player, Nintendo 64, PSX, PS2, Dreamcast, four Gameboy Advance systems, and a stereo surround sound system. A couple feet away from the entertainment center, on the south wall, is the door leading into the basement, which opens up to a staircase leading down to the west. Near that door is the entrance to the theater, and that, of course, brings us full-circle, so to speak. Anyway, there wasn't any point to writing this other than to give everyone a more specific vision of how the SoL living room is set up. The kitchen basically consists of cupboards, an island, and a table that seats eight. Oh yeah, and a fridge, of course.) (Anyway, the real story starts in the kitchen, so get going already!) The Scene: The kitchen of the SoL (Everyone's sitting around the kitchen table, watching Aisha eat.) Aisha: And so, *munch* that's how I graciously *chomp* decided to help Gene *crunch* find the Galactic Layline. *chew* So, is that exciting *snarf* or what? Poetry Man: I wouldn't know, I just came in to get something to eat. Tenchi: Me too. Mina: Me three. Felicia: I just came in to get a bowl of milk... Aisha: Milk? Where?! Felicia: Oh, no, you don't! *grabs the milk and runs off* Aisha: HEY, COME BACK HERE!!! *runs after her* *silence* Mina: (to Tenchi) Anything left? Tenchi: *checks the fridge* ...Nope, we're out. Poetry Man: Not even baking soda? Artemis: She inhaled it while eating the last of the sashimi, remember? Tenchi: And she didn't notice? Artemis: Well, she did take a moment to spit out the box... Mina: Oh yeah, I was wondering what that pause was... *other communicator beeps* Tenchi: Oh, thank god! Maybe Shadow can send us some more food. Mina: And maybe a cage to keep Aisha in... Artemis: Yeah, with a spinning wheel... Poetry Man: And a dildo collection... *WHAP!!!* Poetry Man: Oww... (meanwhile...) The Scene: The living room Aisha: Hehehe, you're pretty funny, for a human. Shadow: Well, thank you, I try. Have you heard the one about the duck and the lip balm? Felicia: Oh, for the love of god, stop talking!! Shadow: O-kay... Felicia: ...sorry, I'm just...hungry... (Mina, Tenchi, and Artemis rush in, followed by...) Announcer: It's the Poetry Man! Poetry Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, BEFORE I RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!! *silence* Shadow: So...what's going on? Mina: We need more food! Aisha: Yeah, I'm still hungry! Mina: Let me rephrase that...WE, not AISHA, need more food!!! Aisha: Hey, what about me? Mina: You can starve to death, for all I care! Aisha: I am starving to death!! Mina: It didn't look that way when you were chowing down that whole turkey!! Shadow: HEY!!! (everyone shuts up) Shadow: I just came by to tell you guys I fixed Megabyte's lemon delivery system again, and I got it to send you a lemon written by someone I know. Mina: Is it any good? Shadow: Well...it's, uh...unique... Tenchi: And that's bad, right? Shadow: Just read it, okay? It's a lot better than the last lemon, that's for sure. Tenchi: No suicides? Shadow: Yep. Tenchi: Then it can't be too bad. Shadow: Right. Anyway, I also wanted to let you guys know I'm gonna be inaccessible for a few days. All: WHAT?!?!?!?! Artemis: What about our food? Mina: And what about Megabyte? Shadow: I'm sending food, and it's only for a few days, for fuck's sake! Felicia: Aisha can clean out a few days' food in a few hours! Shadow: Don't worry, I'm sending two fridges, one for Aisha, and one for the rest of you. Artemis: Whoo-hoo, I won't die of malnutrition! Poetry Man: (to Shadow) Wait a sec, where're you going, boss? Shadow: That's on a need-to-know basis. Don't worry, I'll be back before you know it. See ya! *leaves* Tenchi: I wonder where he's going... Mina: Wherever it is, it can't be good... The Scene: The A Bar (Reef's sitting at the bar, having a drink, when "guess-who" walks in the door) Reef: Ahh, this is the life... Shadow: Reef! Reef: *turns* Hey, Shadow! What's up? Shadow: Nothing much...I just broke up a prostitution ring down the street. Reef: You turned them in?? Shadow: No, I fucked the girls so many times, they all quit. Reef: O...kay... So why're you here? Shadow: I've got a plan! Bar patrons: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Everyone sans Reef and me run out of the bar) Reef: So...should I be afraid? Shadow: Probably. The Scene: 65,000,000 years in the past (Zoicite's having a nice rest after the party in his hut, along with a few...guests.) Zoicite: Ughhh... (wakes up) Oh boy...what a night... (Zoicite takes a look around and sees...) Zoicite: Agh?!?! Agh: Ugh... Zoicite: No, Agh! Agh: That right... Zoicite: God help me, I'm actually getting their names right... (and it's about this time Zoicite notices that he's naked...and so's Agh.) Zoicite: Oh no... Damn Ayla and her soup!! Agh: Ohh...stop yelling...Agh head hurt... Zoicite: Agh, did we...? Agh: We what? Zoicite: Did we...uh...sleep together? Agh: Yea. Zoicite: ARGH!! ...oh well, at least he's cute...and hung, apparently... Agh: You fall asleep next to me after boink-boink with her. *points* Zoicite: Boink-boink? HER?!?!?!?! (Zoicite looks where Agh is pointing and sees an almost-naked cavegirl who's just now waking up thanks to the screaming) Zoicite: I BOINK-BOINKED HER?!!?!? Agh: Yea. You make lots of noise, too. Zoicite: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Cave girl: *sits up* Mmmmm...wanna boink-boink again, chest man? Zoicite: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *runs out* Cave girl: Oh well... (looks at Agh) Want boink-boink? Agh: Agh like that! (And, of course, they boink-boink. Let's leave them alone, shall we?) The Scene: Back on the SoL Felicia: When do you think Megabyte's going to call? *communicator beeps* Poetry Man: How about right now? Felicia: ... Megabyte: Hello, lab rats. (everyone sans Aisha gives him the finger, who's too busy eating to notice) Megabyte: Don't you think that routine is getting a bit tired? (and they give him the finger again) Megabyte: Quite. Regardless, your next lemon is imminent. I just called to ask about the whereabouts of your other crewmembers. Mina: Who do you mean? Megabyte: Who do you think I mean?! The man with the breasts! Felicia: Zoicite hasn't been around in a while. Aisha: Well, when he gets back, could you ask him to explain the big poster of the naked man over his bed? All: O_o Aisha: It's a nice thing to see before I go to sleep, but it's a little weird... All: o_o Megabyte: *ahem* Anyway, your lemon should arrive soon. That is all. (Megabyte leaves) Mina: Damn... *Lemon Sign blares* All: DAMMIT!!! Poetry Man: Well, I'm not going, I have to rehearse some new poems the boss sent me. Artemis: What's to rehearse? They're like, five lines. Poetry Man: You wouldn't understand, so shut up! Tenchi: Well, I'll go if no one else is up to it. Mina: I'll go, I'll go!! Artemis: Dammit, no!! Tenchi, you stay here, and Mina, since you're so enthusiastic about it, you and me can do this lemon. Mina: !@#$$!#%#$^$%&%($%#!%^*@#%@#!!#!%#$@$^%%*&(*#%#@ Felicia: Hm...I guess I'll go, then... Aisha: Hm? (stops eating) There's gonna be another show? Felicia: Uh, yeah, you could say that... Aisha: ALRIGHT!!! *runs into the theater* All: *deadpan* Mina: There's something wrong with that girl... *entre* *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey being boiled alive by cannibals* *5, high-speed replay of the Sonic Adventure 2 trailer* *4, screenshot of Aisha in the hot baths* *3, Gohan going SSJ2* *2, picture of Indianapolis Charmander with an erection* *1, a big wheel of cheddar cheese* >well i got sick of waiting for somone to write an outlaw star lemon, Aisha: A lemon about the ship? Felicia: Uh...what? Aisha: Never mind. >so i thought,, eh what the fuck, Artemis: (author) I'll kill myself and spare the people in satellites. >ill try my hand at it myself! :), here it >is. > > FUN FOR AISHIA Aisha: Who? Felicia: That's you. Aisha: No, it says Aishia. Mina: It's a typo. Get used to it, there's probably a lot of them in here. Aisha: So...who's the girl having fun? Felicia: IT'S YOU, DAMMIT!!! Aisha: But I'm not having fun... *grin* Not yet, anyway. All: o_o > > > > > The sky was starting to darken, Felicia: And suddenly, the world exploded. Mina: Damn it, it's way too early in the lemon for that! Felicia: Sorry, I just miss Zoicite... >on heifong, Artemis: No one wore pants. Felicia: I wish... >and the city was booming Felicia: See? It's exploding! Mina: ... >to life with bright sign's and various club's opening up for the night. >Team starwind was out on the town,except for jim and aishia, they were >too tired from the whole alien cactus and giant bug scene Aisha: Tired?! That was nothing for a mighty Ctarl-Ctarl officer like me! Felicia: Riiiiight... >they had to >deal with that day,luckily for them melphena saved the day,being the >only one who wasent under the alien cactus' mind control. Artemis: Well...that sounds like an intereseting day. Felicia: Eh, I'd take an alien cactus over Megabyte anyday. >So gene and >melphena went out by themselves, suzuka decided to wander off leaving >gene and melphena by themselves. Aisha: Bet she's gonna go fuck herself with that sword. Mina: *whap!* I so did not want to hear that!! Aisha: Did you just HIT me?!?!?! Mina: Um...no, ma'am... Aisha: That's what I thought! >Gene's smile was never so wide, Mina: (Gene) The dentist gave me a lollipop! >he'd >been wanting to bang Artemis: The drums. >that Felicia: Girl! >bionic Mina: Commando. Artemis: I liked that game... >bitch Aisha: ARE YOU CALLING ME A BITCH?!?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!! All: o_o Artemis: I want outta here...she's scaring me... Mina: She's scaring all of us... >for a long time, Artemis: Nothing happened, then the lemon ended, and we left, the end. Aisha: Hey, come on, you're gonna spoil my fun! Mina: We're not reading this thing for your enjoyment! Aisha: We're not?? Mina: *deadpan* >since he first Felicia: Humped her leg. >saw her. Melphena seemed to like gene too, Felicia: Her humping his leg was kind of a clue. >but emotion's Artemis: Does this author know how to use an apostrophe, or does he have a surplus, or something? Mina: (author) Come on, come on, we gotta move these apostrophes for the big Grammar Sale! >were somthing >so new to her, she was in a constant confused state, Artemis: That's what happens when you don't turn off the nitrous oxide. >not sure what to do >at the simplist of situation's like when gene told a joke. But then >again his jokes were never really funny. Artemis: Then let's make sure he never gets on the SoL. Aisha: Hehehehe... > >Jim was working on a diagnostic's check on the outlaw star, in his >little room at starwind&hawkings. Felicia: Geez, he owns half the business, you'd think he would have a bigger room. >The place wasent doing to well >business wise, but it was comfortable and very roomey. He folded up his >laptop and went Artemis: To Hell. >downstairs for somthing to eat, he hadent eaten the >whole day, Mina: But he had eaten the whole turkey. Aisha: Are you insinuating something?!?! Mina: (sarcastically) Who, me? Never... Aisha: Grr... >and was feeling like his own stomach was rebelling against >him. Mina: (stomach) Alright, boys, let's retake the small intestine! Felicia: (stomach) They may take our ulcers, but they'll never take our freedom!!! >(lol) Artemis: You know, if you look at that sideways, it looks like...um... Aisha: Nothing at all? Artemis: Yep. >Walking down the stair's, he could smell some kind of stew cooking, and >he could hear rustling in the kitchen. > >Aishia had been bored, Aisha: Who?? Artemis: Dammit, that's you! How many times do we have to explain it?! >with noone Felicia: I'm bored at noon, too. >to fight or anything to destroy, there >was no need for her superior strength and skill. Aisha: WHAT?!?!?!?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! Felicia: Geez, get over yourself... >She felt useless, Aisha: I AM NOT USELESS!!! Artemis: Suuuuure, you're not... Aisha: SHUT UP!!! >and >when she got that way she ate. Mina: When she's happy, she eats... Felicia: When she's sad, she eats... Artemis: When she's horny, she eats... Mina: No, that's Serena. Artemis: Oh yeah... Aisha: O_o >She was currently fixing together a beef >stew Mina: *drool* Felicia: *drooldrool* Artemis: *faint* >with mushroom's Mina: *faint* Felicia: *faint* Artemis: *wakes up* I don't like mushrooms. >and a special ingredient, Felicia: *fai-* Mina: Uh, let's hold off on the fainting till we know what the secret ingredient is. >a ctarl-ctarl plant, Artemis: Yes, but does it taste good? >that >when eaten, stimulated the hormones in there bodies, Felicia: Making them grow breasts. Mina: Wow, you do miss Zoicite... Aisha: Um...just who is this Zoicite? Felicia: I'll explain later. >effectivly making >them very horny. Felicia: *deadpan* Mina: Well, this is just great...the author's thrown out the plot altogether and replaced it with a pot of horny soup. >She had planned on eating and then going up to her room >to masturbate while thinking of gene. Aisha: WHAT?!?! THAT WIMP?!?! HE'S NOT WORTHY OF AN INVINCIBLE CTARL-CTARL OFFICER LIKE MYSELF!!! Felicia: Dammit, don't you ever shut up?! Aisha: MAKE ME!!! Felicia: ... >(snicker) >She frowned Aisha: Grrr....... >and sunk her head down a little, all gene was ever >interested in was fighting Mina: What's so bad about that? >or trying to get with that automated slut >melphena, Mina: Never mind, I get it now. >that whole innocent thing was just an act and she knew it!. >She had spied on melphena one night, up in her room, and was shocked Artemis: (Melphina) That's what you get for spying on me, bitch! >when she saw her Felicia: Doing the macarena. >shoving gileum, the robotic helper, Mina: Down the garbage shoot. >up her twat!. Mina: Not exactly what I was thinking... Aisha: Ohhh, this *isn't* a real story... All: O_O Artemis: What the hell did you think this was?! Aisha: Well, all the other stuff really happened, except for me making the soup, so I figured this was a documentary. All: o_o Artemis: This...is not...A DOCUMENTARY!!! Aisha: Okay, okay, don't get so worked up about it. >She >calmed down a bit and stirred the stew some more, and then left the room >and went to the suplly closet for some onion salt. > >Jim entered the kitchen and smelled the delicious stew. All: Dum dum dum!!! >Grabbing a bowl, Artemis: He put it on his head, ran around clucking like a chicken, and humped the leg of the Dowinger princess. Aisha: Hehe, sounds like fun. Artemis: *deadpan* >he took a spoon Felicia: And spooned the spoon. Mina: That's just plain wrong, and on so many levels... >and tasted the stew, *holy shit! Artemis: (Jim) This tastes like shit! >this is really good!, i never knew aishia could cook.* Artemis: She can't, she just eats. Aisha: Grrr... >Pouring a decent helping of the stew into his bowl, he sat down at the >table and dug in. Mina: You know it's bad soup when you need to use a shovel to eat it. >Enjoying the chunks of beef, and the delicate tasting >mushroom's, Mina: God, I'm hungry... >but there was somthing else in it, he didnt know what it >was, it was almost like a weed, Felicia: Little did he know, it really *was* weed! >all mushed up, Felicia: That's the best kind. >but it tasted so good he >didnt care, he just kept on eating. Mina: And eating, and eating, and eating, until he was as big as a house! > >Aishia walked back into the room and jumped back a foot!. Felicia: (Aisha) Oh my god, Jim's a house! >*holy shit, Mina: There's a lot of holy shit around here, isn't there? Artemis: The Pope must be in town. >he's eating the stew!* Artemis: Of course he is... >she thought to herself. * i wonder what the >sosoma weed will do to a human..... Aisha: Make him grow feathers? Mina: Put hair on his chest? Felicia: Make him impotent? Artemis: Give him three nipples? >*smiles* this could be fun!* Aisha: Finally, some fun! Mina: For the last time, we are not reading this for your pleasure! Aisha: Aww... >She walks Felicia: She talks, she makes Julienne fries! Artemis: And if you call now, you'll get a recipe for Ctarl-Ctarl horny soup absolutely free! >over to the pot Mina: (Jim) Stay away from my weed! >grab's a spare Artemis: Damn 7-10 split! >bowl off to the side, Artemis: Careful of the gutter. >and >pour's herself a heaping helping of her gormet stew. Jim see's her and >smile's. Aisha: (Jim) PUSSY!!! Mina: Argh...bad pun...sucking...the life out of me... >*aishia hey! your stew tastes Artemis: (Jim) Like shit! Felicia: (Aisha) That's not stew, that's bong water! >great! i never knew you could >cook.* *yeah my mother taught me Felicia: (Aisha) How to give a blowjob! *SMACK!!!* Mina: I am not amused! Felicia: Oww... >when i was about your age, do you >really like my stew?* *you bet i do! i dont know what it is about it, Felicia: It's the weed. >but i cant stop eating it All: Weed. Mina: We're probably gonna turn hundreds of little kids to pot... Artemis: Who cares, we're the ones under attack here. Mina: Good point. >its just so good.* *well eat as much as you >like jim, theres plenty there, and then afterwards maybe we could talk >for a little, im really bored, there's nothing to do Felicia: (Aisha) Except fuck you silly! >out here Artemis: In the Twilight Zone. >and gene's >off trying his luck with mel, Mina: (Gene) Come on, lucky seven! Aisha: (Melphina) Snake eyes, you're out. Mina: (Gene) DAMN!!! >so i dont have anyone to Felicia: (Aisha) Fuck me up the ass. Aisha: Hmm... *thinks about it* Hmmmm..... Mina: HELP!!! >talk to.* *sure >aishia, no problem *smiles* i know how you feel.* aishia thought to >herself * no you dont, hehe, but you will very shortley * Artemis: (Jim) Are you calling me short?!?! > >Jim scarfed down the rest of the stew and went for second's while aishia >happily ate her bowl full of sosoma stew, as her mother used to call it, >*this will get any man Artemis: A house in San Corado. Felicia: Well, sure, give anyone enough pot, and they'll give you some kickass interest rates. >pumped up for a whole night of loving* her mom >used to say. Aishia giggled to herself, *poor jim's gonna be all horny, Felicia: Of course he's horny, he's a guy, isn't he? Aisha: He's only 11. Felicia: O_o;; Mina: Oh no...a pedo lemon... >haha,,,,,,,he's a little young though......well....he's a good kid, >maybe i should hehe help him out later* Mina: Isn't that child abuse? Felicia: It ain't abuse if the body is willing. >she thought to herself, the >sosoma weed was already effecting her, and she started to get wet under >her uniform. > >When jim was done with his second bowl, Felicia: His penis began clawing its way out of his pants. Artemis: (Jim's penis) FREEDOM!!! >he looked at aishia and smiled Aisha: (Jim) Could you pick up my spoon? I seem to have dropped it. Mina: (Aisha) Huh? O-kay... *bends* Aisha: (Jim) PUSSY!!! >*thanks for the stew aishia!* Artemis: (Jim) I always wanted an erection! > * no problem kid, it was my pleasure, i >like helping people out* Felicia: (Aisha, thinking) Must...rape...Jim... >jim smiled again, but was starting to feel >strange, Mina: That's the blood leaving your brain and ending up in your colon. >when aishia went back to eating her stew, he couldent help but Felicia: Stick his head between her legs and sing showtunes. Artemis: (Aisha) Woo! Looks like somebody's an eager beaver! Aisha: (Jim) Mmm...beaver... All: *moan & grown* Aisha: O-kay, no more pussy puns... Mina: How about no puns at all? All: Aww... >look down towards the opening in her uniform. Those ctarl-ctarl breast's >were so plump and soft...... Poetry Man: (from outside) LET ME IN, LET ME IN, LET ME IN!!! I WANNA SEE THE BOOBIES!!! All: o_o;; >he could feel his young manhood getting >harder every second he stared at her body. Aishia could hear jim's >breathing become more ragged, Felicia: (Jim) Must...have...more...weed... >and knew the weed had done its work on >him, she herself was becoming very horny, she kept thinking about all >the things she could do to this little boy. Aisha: Hehehehehehehehe...... Mina: O_o >Every thought of this, made >her ache for it even more,.........her own personal sex toy..... Aisha: Heheheheheheheheheheheee...... Mina: Okay, that's it, you're enjoying this way too much! Aisha: Calm down, it's just fiction. ^_^ Artemis: Fiction that's driving us all nuts! Felicia: I don't know, I kinda like it... Mina: *smack!* Shaddup! >mmmmmmmm Artemis: This lemon was sponsored by the letter 'M'. >she liked the sound of that. Aisha: Yep, I sure do! Mina: I am so gonna kill Shadow for this... Artemis: You'll have to wait in line... > >She got up and walked over to him, crouching down a little to look at >him face to face, she asked if he wouldent mind Felicia: Eating her out. Aisha: Hehehehe... *whap, whap!* Mina: Dammit, I'm trying to not go nuts here, and you guys aren't helping! >following her to her >bedroom so they could Felicia: Fuck till they drop. >talk. Felicia: Bo-oring... >Jim who was practically drooling, could only >nod, he was so overtaken with this new feeling that he couldent even >form words. Aisha: (Jim) Puh...puh...pu...ssy... >The ctarl officer got up to her feet and smiled to herself, >she could see the little boy's young manhood bulging against the >confines of his pants. Felicia: (Jim's penis) LET ME OUT ALREADY!!! Aisha: (Jim's penis) If you let me out, I'll give you a nice protein drink! Mina: Eww... >She couldent wait to get her lips around his >meat, she flicked her tongue against her sharp fang's and giggled again. Aisha: *giggling* Mina: Gotta get out, gotta get out, gotta get out... Artemis: Calm down, will ya?! > >She lead the way up to her room, and jim followed like a zombie, Artemis: (Jim) Must...eat...human...flesh... Aisha: But this is Ctarl-Ctarl flesh. Artemis: Um...shut up. >obaying >her request of his presence, and slowly stumbled up the stairs to her >room, his fae Felicia: Another penis euphemism? >was bright red Felicia: I guess so... >and his hands were so very shakey. Artemis: (Jim) Gotta jack off, gotta jack off, gotta jack off... >Aishia >slid a hand down to her crotch, while her back was turned to jim, and >felt how wet she was. She savored the feeling of her long finger's >rubbing against the now very moist cloth covered ctarl cunt. Mina: Okay, that's it, I can't stand it anymore. I'm outta here. Artemis: Yeah, we should probably take a break. Aisha: Aww, it was just getting to the good part! *egress* The Scene: 65,000,000 B.C. (Zoicite's walking through the village, muttering angrily) Zoicite: Damn Ayla...damn soup...damn Agh...damn cavegirl I boink-boinked... (suddenly...) ???????: Psst! Zoicite: Oh no... ???????: Hey, you! Zoicite: What do you want? ???????: Do you know something? Zoicite: Uh...yes? ???????: Great! Let's go! Zoicite: Huh? Go where? ???????: Back to the future! Zoicite: Whaaa-aaaa??? The Scene: Tokyo Airport Reef: So...Shadow... Shadow: Yeah? Reef: What *is* this plan? You didn't actually tell me anything. Shadow: I didn't?? Reef: No, you just grabbed me and headed for the airport! Now what's the plan?! Shadow: Okay, here it is: We fly to Redmond, Washington, break into NOA's headquarters, and steal a prototype GameCube! Reef: And...*why* are we doing this? Alysa: You don't want to know... Reef: Huh?? When'd you get here? Alysa: I've always been here. Reef: Riiiiight... I still wanna know the rest of the plan. Shadow: Okay! See, first we sell the GameCube to Microsoft, then use the money to buy out Sony, then use the profits from that to buy out Nintendo, then we corner the console market, then when we have enough, we buy out Microsoft and take over the world!!! Reef: *deadpan* Alright, hand over the crack pipe. Shadow: Come on, it'll be fun! We do a little covert spy shit, do a quick parody of Mission Impossible, and get out with a brand-new GameCube! Alysa can provide the blowjobs! Alysa: Huh?? Reef: Hoo-boy... The Scene: Back in the SoL (everyone comes out of the theater) Tenchi: How was it? Mina: TENCHI!!! (hugs him) Tenchi: o_o;;; That bad, huh? Mina: These people are nuts! Poetry Man: You're just now figuring this out? Aisha: (to Mina) Aw, ya big baby! It's just a little story! Mina: How can you be so relaxed?! They spelled your name wrong! Aisha: So if I ever find him, I'll beat him senseless. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy the rest of it. Mina: ~_~;; Tenchi: Uh...I'm gonna take a shower... Aisha: I'm gonna get a snack! *runs off to the kitchen* Artemis: I'm gonna go take a nap...wake me when Megabyte wants us back in the theater. Poetry Man: Speaking of which, I'm going in this time! No way you guys are gonna keep me from the boobies!! All: o_o;;; Felicia: Uh...Mina, can I talk to you? In private? Mina: Huh? Yeah, sure... The Scene: Felicia's room Mina: So, Fel, what's up? Felicia: Uh...I've got a little problem... Mina: Whatever it is, I'm not an OB-GYN. Felicia: What? No, it's not that kind of problem! Wait...actually, it's kinda like that kind of problem... Mina: Whatever it is, I don't want to know. Felicia: Yes, you do. Mina: No, I don't. Felicia: Yes, you do. Mina: No, I don't! Felicia: Yes, you do! Mina: Well, why me?! Felicia: Because I can't tell the guys about this, and I'm not about to talk to Aisha, 'cause she's new and all, and Zoicite's gone, so... Mina: Aw, shit...I never thought I'd miss that guy... *sigh* So, what's the problem? Felicia: Uh...well, you know how I'm part cat? Mina: Yeah, so? Felicia: Well, you know how cats have heat cycles? Mina: Yeah, so.......*gasp!* You don't mean...! Felicia: Yep... Mina: You mean you're... Felicia: Uh-huh... Mina: ...in heat?! Felicia: *whining* Yeeeaaah... Mina: You gotta be kidding me! Felicia: *still whining* Noooo... Mina: Wow...I thought you were acting weird in the theater, but I thought you just had to pee... Felicia: Well, yeah, a little... Mina: Ew... Wait, can't you just...? Felicia: Just what? Mina: Uh... *holds up Fel's 'personal' thing* Felicia: Er...that won't work...masturbating just makes it worse...I need a person. And you're lucky I'm more inclined toward guys, otherwise I would've jumped you already. Mina: O_o;;;;; Damn, I wish I wasn't having this conversation... Felicia: Whatever... Look, I can't go back in that theater. That fucking lemon might get me so worked up, I might jump Artemis, or even worse, that Poetry wacko! Mina: Well...I'll see what I can do... Felicia: Good...I don't know how much longer I can last... Mina: Uh...just how long is this going to last, anyway? Felicia: If I get someone to fuck me, maybe a day or so...if not... Mina: o_o;;; Whoo-boy... The Scene: Ioka village, Ayla's hut Zoicite: *knocks on the...er...fur* Ayla! Hey, Ayla, where are you? Ayla: *gets up* Ugh...Zoicite, no yell...Ayla's head hurt... Zoicite: Then don't drink so much goddamn soup! Ayla: Soup good...morning bad... Zoicite: Especially bad when you wake up after boink-boinking a cavegirl... ???????: And what's so bad about that? I never got to boink-boink one! Zoicite: What the fuck are you still doing here? Shouldn't you be off with Marty McFly? ???????: Dammit, I told you, I'm not Christopher Lloyd! Ayla: Hm? Who you? Lunatic: I'm Lunatic! Zoicite: Like that's any better... Ayla: Ugh... *holds her head* Why you here? Zoicite: I want to go back to the SoL! Ayla: It better here...good food, good fights, good boink-boink... Zoicite: (muttering) That's a matter of opinion... (aloud) Look, do you remember how you got to the SoL in the first place? Ayla: Hmm...Ayla leading Ioka warriors on attack to Dinopolis when big glowing thing open... Zoicite: That must be another time vortex... Lunatic: Gee, no shit? I could've told you that already, so let's go! Zoicite: I'm not about to go back to the SoL with a nut case like you! We have way too many crazy people up there as it is! Lunatic: Aww... Ayla: Zoicite want attack Dinopolis? Zoicite: No, but I'm not gonna get back to the SoL any other way, so let's go. Cavegirl: (from outside) Zoicite! Me want boink-boink! Zoicite: Let me rephrase that: LET'S GO RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! Ayla: Ughh...no yelling... Lunatic: (to Zoicite) Hey, you mind if I boink-boink your girlfriend before we go? Zoicite: Don't make me hurt you... The Scene: The living room of the SoL (Artemis is sleeping, Aisha's watching TV, and the Poetry Man is reciting some new poems) Poetry Man: One day at the market, there was a girl who said "Fark it!" and that girl was a slut, as was apparent by her naked butt, so she humped and she pumped, and she blew the entire East Coast. Aisha: That didn't make any sense! Poetry Man: ...so? (Mina and Felicia walk in, with Fel shaking slightly) Poetry Man: Hey, where'd you two go? Mina: None of your business! Poetry Man: Geez, I just wanted to know where you went... Aisha: A girl's privacy is her business and nobody else's, SO SHUT UP!!! Poetry Man: (muttering) It's girls like this that turn me to porn... Felicia: (whispering to Mina) At least that nutcase won't turn me on any more than I already am... Mina: (whispering) Yep...there's nothing like a short, evil bastard to turn you off sex. Felicia: (whispering) Just ask Dr. Evil! Mina: (whispering) ...you really need to stay out of the theater for a while... Felicia: *deadpan* *communicator beeps* Megabyte: Could someone please tell me why my experiments are not in the theater like I ordered?! Mina: Ah, shaddup! *gives him the finger* Megabyte: ...I am seriously considering having you eliminated... Mina: *evil eye* Megabyte: As for the rest of you, if you are not in the theater in two minutes, I'll drain your oxygen until you comply with my orders. Goodbye. *Megabyte leaves* Mina: I really, really, really, really HATE that big blue asshole... Felicia: Ergh...I can't go back in that theater... Aisha: Well, *I'm* going in. I'm not about to miss the rest of the show. Poetry Man: And you're not keeping me from the tits! Mina: I'm starting to hate you, too... Aisha: Hey, where's that other kid? Mina: Huh? (Suddenly Tenchi walks in, fresh from the shower, wearing nothing but a towel! ^_^) Felicia: *purrrrrrrr* Mina: Grrr.... Tenchi: Uh...did I come at a bad time? *Lemon Sign blares* Poetry Man: ALRIGHT, LET'S GO!!! (rushes into the theater, dragging Tenchi along with him) Tenchi: Gya!! Aisha: (grabs Fel) Come on, let's go! Felicia: No, WAAAAaaiiit!!! Mina: TENCHI!!! (tries to run into the theater, but the doors slam shut) Artemis: *wakes up* Huuh...wha' happen'd? Mina: GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!!! Artemis: Uh...did I miss something? *entre* *dog bone* *6, a picture of Tracey being boiled alive by cannibals* *5, high-speed replay of the Sonic Adventure 2 trailer* *4, screenshot of Aisha in the hot baths* *3, Gohan going SSJ2* *2, picture of Indianapolis Charmander with an erection* *1, a big wheel of cheddar cheese* Tenchi: So, uh...what's going on? Poetry Man: Besides the usual lemony goodness, not much. Aisha: *glances at Tenchi* Heh, nice bod, kid. Tenchi: Uh... *full-body blush* Felicia: Why me... >She opened the door to her room, Poetry Man: And had sex with it. All: o_o;; Poetry Man: Fuck you, I missed the first half of this thing! Felicia: There wasn't much to miss, just some shit about some horny soup and a little kid. Poetry Man: O-kay, then this would be our standard fare? Felicia: Yep... >and told jim to go on in. Aisha: (Jim) Aww, I want more horny soup... >He did. Tenchi: If that sentence was any shorter, it wouldn't exist. >Aishia's room wasent very fancy, Tenchi: Yeah, the bidet was a crude mid-Byzantine model. Aisha: What's a bidet? Poetry Man: What's a Byzantine? >it was practically Poetry Man: A whorehouse. Aisha: Hey!! >empty Felicia: Like Ted Turner's head. >she had laid Poetry Man: Over fifty men in just two weeks! Aisha: Do you wanna die? Poetry Man: o_o;; >claim to it two day's ago and managed to find a folding bed to sleep on, >she was sick of sleeping Poetry Man: (whispering) With strange men. Aisha: Huh? What'd you say?! Poetry Man: Nothing... Aisha: Good! Keep it that way. >on the couch or the floor. A bag with various >thing's Tenchi: Like Fel's 'personal thing'? Felicia: *blush* Poetry Man: What the hell is this 'personal thing' I keep hearing about? Felicia: Oh, nothing... *blushblush* >laid on the floor next to the bed, and beaten up old dresser >slumped against the back wall, it wasent much but it served its purpose. Aisha: Its purpose being to take over the world! >Jim just stood there, Tenchi: Jacking off. Poetry Man: (Aisha) Hey, save some for me! >trying to keep these new feelings he was getting, >under control. aishia went over to her bed and sat down. Patting on the >spot next to her, she smiled and stared at jim. Getting up enough nerve, >he walked over and Poetry Man: Honked her breasts. Aisha: ... >sat down next to her, trying to hide the boner in his >pants, by laying his hands over his lap. Poetry Man: It didn't really help, since his lap was eight inches high. Felicia: *purrgroan* > >*so.....uh.....aishia.....um,,....what did you want to talk about?* Poetry Man: (Aisha) Oh, I was thinking we could talk about sex, maybe a little sex, then after that, some sex, then if you're interested, sex. So what do you want to talk about? Tenchi: (Jim) Uhh.........sex? >*oh.....nothing really, i just wanted some company, i hate being alone* >she gives him her best pouty puppy dog eye's that she can, Poetry Man: *drooldrool* Aisha: Oh, stop it, you're getting my boots wet! >and purses >her lips *its no fun to be alone, there's no body else to talk to, or >hang out with...............or play with*. Poetry Man: I WANNA PLAY, I WANNA PLAY!!! >Jim jumped Tenchi: Jump, Jim, jump! >a little as he >felt a hand fall over his leg. She moved her hand up to his zipper, and >sliped a finger nail through a small opening in the zipper, running her >finger downward and unzipping the rest with her strong ctarl finger. >Jim had a look of terror on his face, he didnt know what to expect and Poetry Man: Came like a firehose. >let out a quick gasp. >This made the young cat girl smile, and push the little boy backwards, Poetry Man: And she got a faceful of cum. Mina: (from outside) I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHEN YOU GET OUT HERE!!! Poetry Man: Fuck you, I'm not coming out till I see some tits! >so he was laying down on the bed. She slipped his pants down around his >ankles, Felicia: And he tripped, broke his neck, and died. Poetry Man: (Nelson) Ha-hah! >and jumped off the bed to the floor. Getting down on her knee's >she glared up at him with the eye's of a predator, Tenchi: Then she ate him...literally. Poetry Man: And to think, I haven't seen Hannibal yet... >licking her soft lips >and bareing her fangs, she smiled and lowered her face down to his >crotch, while ripping off his boxer's. Tenchi: (Jim) Hey, those were Armani! >His little member sprang forth, >and hit her in the face, Felicia: (Jim's penis) I'll kick your ass, bitch! Poetry Man: After that, maybe he could fuck it, too. Felicia: *moangroan* Tenchi: Uh...are you alright? Felicia: Uh...I don't think so... >with a smack. All: *smack, smack, smack* >Aishia's eye's widened a little, >she didnt think he'd be so big, well 5 inches was big to her, Aisha: That's what he thinks. Poetry Man: *glances down* ...damn! >becuase >most ctarl males were an average of 5 inches long in penis, Poetry Man: But out of penis, they were over fifty feet tall! >size, the >really big ones only getting Tenchi: Two meals a day, because they were chubby boys. >to 7 inches, the ctarl females made up for >the lack of length, Felicia: With the ability to beat the shit out of the males. >with an extreme sensativity to their entire bodies, Poetry Man: All women are way, way too sensitive... Aisha: WAS THAT A CRACK ABOUT MY WEIGHT?!?!?! Poetry Man: ~_~ >when they were excited this way. Jim was around 6 inches long, and his >pole was throbbing hard, with a little speckle of hair covering his >small ball's. Felicia: *purrrrr* Tenchi: O_o;; >Aishia licked her lips and wrapped them around his stiff >meat. She rememberd her nic name in highschool *cocksucker clanclan* Aisha: WHAT?!?!?!?! >they used to call her, Aisha: THEY DID NOT!!!!!! Poetry Man: Suuure, they didn't... *SMASH!!!* Poetry Man: x_x >but she didnt care, Aisha: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!!!!! >she loved the feel of a hard, >stiff peice of meat between her lips, it got her so hot. Aisha: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!! (Aisha grabs a chair and throws it at the screen, but it bounces off and hits the Poetry Man in the head.) Felicia: *checks the Poetry Man* Yep, he's out. Tenchi: Thank god... >She could feel Aisha: Murderous rage... (Fel and Tenchi inch away from her) >her pussy dripping with her own juices now, reaching a hand down, and >tearing a hole in the fabric just big enough so she could Felicia: Ruin the whole outfit. >slip a couple >finger's deep into her hot, Tenchi: Bran muffin. >sticky Felicia: Cinnamon bun. >love Aisha: Fooood...... >hole. She licked around the head >of jim's cock, and then swallowed it all the way down to the back of her >throat. Jim was in heaven!, Tenchi: (God) Hey, get outta here! Felicia: (God) Who invited that little pervert?! Aisha: (St. Peter) Uh, sorry God, I thought he was someone else... >he never felt anything like this before, Felicia: Not since he sneezed really hard last week! >ever! he could feel Tenchi: His stomach trying to escape his body. >her tongue wrapping Felicia: If anyone starts doing an Eminem track, I'll rip their head off. Tenchi: O-kay... Aisha: You have M&Ms? Felicia: o_o >around his dick, and the >roughness of her tongue was driving him crazy Aisha: (Homer) No TV and no beer make Homer go something-something. Felicia: (Marge) Uh...crazy? Aisha: (Homer) Don't mind if I do! >with lust! Aisha moaned >and yipped loudly into him's cock Tenchi: (Him) Oohh, yeah... Aisha: (Jim) Huh?! You bastard! Felicia: (Aisha) Uh...who am I blowing now? >as she fingered herself to her first >orgasm of the night, Tenchi: You mean there's more? Felicia: Oh no... >biteing down lightly on his fleshy pole Tenchi: Eeeee... (does the Spaceballs crewman crotch-cover thing) >as she >came. Feeling her teeth sink slightly into his rod, Aisha: (Jim) OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >pushed him over the >edge, Tenchi: (Him) Yeah, baby! >and jim, Aisha: I'm confused... Felicia: You're not the only one... >shot his hot steaming load for the first time, straight >down her throat. Felicia: *swallows hard* >Aishia's body spasmed,shaking as she came hard, and the >taste of this young boy's seed in her mouth, Felicia: (Aisha) Mmm, tastes like chicken! >drove her mad, cuasing her >pleasure to increase, adding to the exhausting orgasm she was already >going through. Felicia: *purrrrr* Tenchi: Uh, Fel? Felicia: Yes, Tenchi? Tenchi: Why are you rubbing against my leg? Felicia: Huh? ......YOW!!! *jumps back in her seat* Aisha: You guys are weird... > >As jim came down from his first ever orgasm, Tenchi: He started singing Mambo Number 5 and passed out. >he just lay on his back, >breathing heavily, and staring straight up at the ceiling. Tenchi: (Jim) Wow, what a cool ceiling... >Aishia was >trying to Aisha: Figure out why the hell I'm doing this shit... >make her way to the bed, crawling on her hands and knee's Felicia: Mmmmm........ Aisha: O_o You're getting weird... >and >lifting herself up with shakey hands, useing the metal sides of the bed >for support. Heaving herself down next to jim, she purrred loudly, into >his ear. *mmmmm Felicia: There's that damn letter M again... >for a little boy, you taste'd so good* *..............* Tenchi: Does anyone else think that looks like a face? Felicia: I don't want to think about it... >*what's the matter jim? dont be embarrassed or afraid, *licking her >lips* come on, ill make you a man, Aisha: (Jim) I don't wanna be a man! Felicia: (Jim) I wanna be a real boy! Tenchi: (Aisha) Real boys eat pussy! Now get down there! >arent you tired of being a little >boy?* All: (singing) I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R Us kid... >Jim moved his head to the side so he was staring right into >aishia's eye's. *.......i shouldent of done that... Aisha: You're damn right you shouldn't have! >......but.........it >felt soooooo good....* *hehehe, i knew you'd like that, just let go >jim, we can do whatever we want to do! Tenchi: (Jim) I want to go to the Superbowl! >nobodies here to tell us what to >do, Felicia: (Nobody) Okay, Aisha, you grab the strapon and get under Jim. Jim, you take these painkillers and try not to clench. Tenchi: *sweatdrop* >we make our own rules :). Felicia: (Aisha) Rule number one: Get the hell away from me. *Poetry Man wakes up* Poetry Man: Uughh... Aisha: Welcome back to the waking world. Poetry Man: Huhhh....WHAT'D I MISS?!?!?!?! Felicia: A blowjob. Poetry Man: DAMMIT!!! Tenchi: Calm down, it's not over yet. Poetry Man: YEAH!!! TIME FOR TITTIES!!! All: o_o;;;;;; > >Jim just smiled and Felicia: Grabbed a knife... Aisha: Like that would really work... >brought his face closer to her's, he opened his >mouth and Tenchi: Stuck his tongue out at her. Poetry Man: (Jim) NYAH, NYAH!! >parted her lips with his tongue. Aishia was shocked Felicia: (Melphina) That's what you get for stealing my man, bitch! >by the >boy's spurt of Poetry Man: Cum. >curage, but enjoyed the taste of his saliva, as she ran >her sand paper like tongue against his. Tenchi: Ow...wouldn't that hurt? Aisha: You tell me. *leans over and kisses Tenchi* Tenchi: *nosebleed* All: O_O The Scene: The Living Room Mina: Whoa... Artemis: Something wrong? Mina: I just got this weird chill...like someone's walking over my grave... The Scene: Back in the theater >They kissed for a few minutes, groping each other with there hands, Poetry Man: There hands, there feet. Felicia: There space pirates coming to kill them both. >and >moaning lowley into the other's mouth. Then aishia broke Tenchi: Gene's favorite vase. >the kiss, and >smiled at jim. Felicia: (Aisha) Mmm, you taste like chicken... Poetry Man: (Aisha) Mmm, chicken... Tenchi: (Aisha) Mmm, Jim... Aisha: Hey!! Geez, I'm not *that* hungry... >*hey jim.....do you know how to Poetry Man: (Aisha) Honk my melons? Felicia: (Jim) Is that like playing the clarinet? Poetry Man: (Aisha) Uh...sure! >,,,,,um,,,,,,,orally >pleasure a woman?* Felicia: Oh god no... >*huh? oh um,,,,, you mean eating a girl out?* Poetry Man: (Aisha) No, tell her she's lost weight. Tenchi: o_o Poetry Man: It works, really, it does. >*yeah! how do you know about that? Poetry Man: (Jim) I have the Playboy channel, a subscription to Penthouse, a membership to 1-900-RIDE-ME, and I'm the personal assistant to the neighborhood pimp. You really have to ask? >your kinda young to know that kind of >stuff, but then again i guess your kinda young to be doing this kind of >stuff too* Felicia: Anyone care to call Child Services right about now? >*well.... gene told me how to do it, he'd always tell me how >he made his newest girl pass out screaming in pleasure the night before, >and i was always like,are you sure she passed out from pleasure, Tenchi: (Jim) Or was she reading this lemon? >or pain >gene? He'd get mad, and swear at me, Poetry Man: (Gene) Goddamn motherfucking cocksucking son of a donkey shit bitch!!! Tenchi: (Jim) Yeah, yeah, I love you, too... >but then one day he told me >somthing. *jim the way to really please a woman is simple, Poetry Man: Alright, I'm finally gonna learn the secret! *grabs a notepad* >they love >the feel of a tongue in there slits, Poetry Man: Tongue...slits...got it! *pause* Say, Fel... *BAM!!!* Poetry Man: Oy... >they cant get enough of it, Aisha: I think I'd get sick of it after the fifth hour... Felicia: Five hours...mmmm... Aisha: o_o >i got >cynthia begging me to Tenchi: (Gene) Take her away from this lemon. >keep eatin he out last night, she was such a slut! Felicia: Everyone's a slut at $20 an hour. Poetry Man: So true, so true... All: o_o;;; >haha.* * and then gene told me how to do it,haha, i even practiced on >a peach once!* Poetry Man: Now that's a sick, sick boy... Tenchi: Like you never did that... Poetry Man: Shaddup! >Aishia's eye's nearly poped outa her head, while >listening to this little boy talk about sliding his tongue into a peach, >she imagined that instead, he was slideing that tongue of his into her >overheated snatch, Felicia: *mooooooaannnn* All: O_O >her pussy started leaking again Poetry Man: She should call a plumber about that. >as she thought this. >* hey jim.... would you like to do that to me? * >*.....um,,,,,,yeah......you wouldent mind?!* *HA! of course not! you >silly kid!* > >Aishia moved up to jim's head, and told him to lay on his back, he did >what he was told. Felicia: (Aisha) Go fuck Gene! Poetry Man: GYAH!! Don't do that!! >She straddled him and stuck her wet moist cunt right >in his face. Jim tasted pussy for the first time, Poetry Man: (Jim) Mmm, tastes like chicken! Aisha: Say, what're we having for dinner tonight? Felicia: Chicken. Aisha: o_O Tenchi: O-kay... >and decided he loved >the shit! Thrusting his tongue deep into her slit, and sucking on her >hardend clit. (hey that ryhme's!) Poetry Man: I do the poetry around here, asswipe! Aisha: I wouldn't say that... >Aishia arched her back, Tenchi: And cracked a rib. >and moaned >loudly, Felicia: (Aisha) Ohhhhh, why did they take MST3K off the air?? >grabbing the sheets on the bed for support,closing her eye's >tightly. She ground her cunt into his face back and forth, while he dug Tenchi: A hole to China. Poetry Man: Through her pussy? Fel & Aisha: Owww... >in on her soft felshy mounds of ctarl quality cunt! He enjoyed every >drop of her juice Poetry Man: Welsh's Pussy Juice, now available in grape! >that made its way into his mouth, he savored the >flavor with each lick of his tongue. After about five minutes of harsh >tongue lashing by the young mr. hawking, aishia clenched her fists, Felicia: And beat the bastard within an inch of his life. >and >roared loudly, shaking the room, and spasming all over, shaking her >tit's inside of her uniform round and round, Poetry Man: *schoolgirl giggling* It's so beautiful... Felicia: Shut up, you little freak... >then falling backwards onto >the bed, exhuasted. > >A half hour went by, and jim just laid there half awak half asleep, >absorbing all that just happend into his mind. Aishia was laying net Felicia: She's so hungry, she's gone out to sea to catch tuna! Aisha: Grrr... >to >him, purring in a deep sleep, and currled up in a ball,her tail lay over >jim's stomach, and twiched every now and then. * i hope gene and mel >have this much fun tonight* Aisha: Let's hope they don't, 'cause I'm not sitting through any more of this shit. >he thought to himself, as he slowly drifted Tenchi: Out to sea. >off to sleep. > >Meanwhile All: NOTHING HAPPENED, AND THE LEMON ENDED!!! >in a motel a couple miles away, All: DAMMIT!!! >gene starwind lay on a bed Poetry Man: And an anvil over his head. Felicia: So he will soon be dead. >exhausted, with a smiling melphena standing over him Felicia: Holding a gun. Aisha: (Melphina) I told you not to cum inside! >looking back down >at him with a lusty smile. * ............uhg,,..mel.....no >more........your a machine........how can you...... Poetry Man: (Gene) Have so many periods?! (himself) Hey, I made another double pun! All: (unenthusiastically) Yay. >still.....want >more....we went......seven times already.......* Tenchi: Seven times?! Poetry Man: My hero! >*yeah,,,,,,but i only came three time's Poetry Man: ...never mind. >hehe, you might not like the >tast of my hydrolic fluids, but it wont hurt you or poison you, Aisha: (Melphina) It'll just make you impotent. >im sorry >i dont have real pussy juice like real girls do, Poetry Man: Where's the Good Fairy when you need her...? >but this will have to >do, i love pleasure, and right now I WANT MORE!* Jumps on gene and >burries his face in her cunt, Felicia: Oh no... Tenchi: I think it's almost over... >you can hear a muffled scream and then >everything goes black . >(tsk tsk, its always the quiet ones isnt it? lol!) > > >the end Felicia: Finally! > > >well, my first outlaw star lemon, tell me what you all think okay:), All: WE HATE IT!!! Poetry Man: More tits!!! >im >too tired , so im not correcting the spelling sorry, ive been real busy >today, enjoy the lemon, i just got sick of waiting for an outlaw star >lemon :), >look for more of them in the future from me:) bye now uhg, i >got another lemon to work on. > All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Felicia: Forget it, the doors are open! *egress* Poetry Man: Hoo-wee, that was fun! Aisha: !*$^*@^*$#@@*&... Tenchi: Phew...thank god it's over... Felicia: *moaning lightly* Mina: Hm? *rushes up to Aisha* You kissed someone! *looks at Tenchi* YOU'VE BEEN KISSED!!! Tenchi: Uh...er...heh... Mina: YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A GODDAMN BI-- Tenchi: Uh, have you lost weight? *silence* Mina: Oh, you dear, sweet guy, you! *facefault* Artemis: Oh well...at least things can't get any weirder... (Suddenly...a guy comes running out from the kitchen and through the living room holding a sign that says "I *heart* Aisha!") DBS: (runs through the living room) Aisha rules!!! (runs down into the basement) *silence* *train whistles* *scream!* *SMASH!!!* *silence* Artemis: I had to say it... Mina: That's gonna be a bitch to clean up... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Finally! Now, I know all of you are gonna be clammering for the next episode, given Fel's 'condition,' but it's gonna have to wait. I'm gonna redouble my efforts on the fanfic and get that fucker done! Plus, I still gotta finish the Lust Virus fic, which is actually getting done. I just gotta find me some more lesbian hentai, and I'll be done before I know it! Now, on to the teasers! Ayla and Zoicite attack Dinopolis! Felicia tries to not fuck everything in sight!!! The crew sings a few songs!! Mina helps Fel through her heat!! Reef and Alysa and me break into NOA headquarters!!! Alysa: I can't believe we're even considering that shit... Shadow: Come on, it'll be fun, I promise! Reef: Hey, can I get in on the ending credits? Shadow: What? No! Alysa: It's too late, he's already here. Shadow: DAMMIT!!! Reef: Hey, this plane lands in California, doesn't it? Shadow: Yeah, I was gonna stop and get my laptop before we left for Washington. Reef: And didn't we spend all our money on the plane tickets? Shadow: Yeah...? Reef: So how are we gonna get to Redmond? Shadow: Uh... Reef: -_- Alysa: -_- Shadow: Shit...I'll think of something. Alysa: You better, 'cause I'm not playing "Pimp and 'Ho" again! Reef: O_o;;; Er...all this and more on the next episode of: Mystery Science Theater 3000! Reef: I can't believe you spent all our money... Shadow: Shaddup. The Master of Eternal Darkness, Shadow -- Small Sig vers. 1.3.4 Kuragari no Hateshiganai no Sensei Jackie: You're crazy! Jade: If I'm the crazy one, how come you're not wearing pants? -The Jackie Chan Adventures Nurse: I'll get the lubricant! Doctor: There's no time! Harry: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!! -Evolution Oh boy, buffalo testicles! -Homer Simpson Links E-mail Address terisan_iii@hotmail.com My Personal Archive http://www.geocities.com/shadow_archive/ Current Obsessions (in no particular order) Sonic Adventure 2 Crazy Taxi 2 Soul Reaver: Legacy of Kain Xenogears Legend of Mana Ayla from Chrono Trigger (You guys know the drill)