> Well, anyway, Dr. Longshlong and Miss Titsalot will play a part >in all this, but how >big of a part, I don't know yet. Maybe they'll >turn out to be Lustidick's undoing, I >don't know... Eh, I'll think of >something, no doubt about that. Tora: And it will also be a complete piece of crap. >Kuragari no Hateshiganai no Sensei Shadow All: FREEDOM! {[In the living room]} Aisha: WE... Tora: ARE... Harle: FREE! Vash: *Sweat drop* Well, as free as one can get around here anyway. Harle: Oh sure, ruin ze good mood. Aisha: *looks around* Speaking of mood ruinous, where the hell did Jace go? >*Before anyone could answer Jace burst threw the doors of the elevator. Yep, straight >through the doors. Complete with a slide machine, slides to put in the slide machine, and >a screen to view it all on. * Tora: Oh my evil demons in hell! He has slides! Harle: ZE NIGHTMARE BEGINS AGAIN! Jace: Now calm down everyone. They aren't vacation slides. Aisha: *Putting down the couch * No? Jace: Course not. *All breathed a sigh of relief as Jace quickly sets everything up. * Jace: These are an explanation on how girl-type Ranma can become a virgin again. All: NOOOOOOO! Jace: Just humor me, and put down that couch, Aisha. Aisha: * growls, but she puts the couch down anyway * * Jace turns on the machine and brings up the first slide. Which happens to be girl-type Ranma in a spread eagle possession. Her hands are spreading her vagina lips apart to show everything. * All: JACE! Jace: *Brings out a pointer and points it at Ranma's vagina. * As you can see Ranma has a pussy. Vash: I don't see a cat. Jace: *Dead pan* Vagina! Harle: Just get on wiz your explanation. Jace: *Moves pointer around the lips of the vagina.* It as all the qualities of a normal girl, like Harle's or Aisha's. *Jace gets scowls from both Harle and Aisha. * Jace: Including the clitoris *which he points too and circles * and a hymen. * Pushes a button to show the next slide. The next slide happens to be a picture of a hymen. * Vash: So that's a hymen. Jace: Right. Now when a virgin girl as sex, what happens? Tora: They explode? Jace: Close. Aisha: Duh, the male penis brakes the hymen. Jace: Correct. *Presses the button again* Tora/Vash: Ewww. Harle/Aisha: *With looks of pain* AHHH! *Yes, the next slide was a picture of a hymen being punctured by a penis.* Aisha: Where the hell did you get this piece of shit picture. Jace: www.brakinghymens.com *Jace pushes the button once again to bring up a picture of male-type Ranma in the buff. * Aisha: Now I don't mind this picture. Harle: Serge's is bigger, but he's not bad. Jace: *With some jealousy in his voice * You can see here that Ranma does NOT have either a vagina or a hymen. Now this next slide is important. * Quickly pushes the button to move on to the next slide. However the picture that came up wasn't what Jace had in mind. * Jace/Vash: What the hell!? Tora: *Is both amused and disgusted at the same time. * Aisha/Harle: *Laughs their asses off* * What could be so horribly funny you might ask? Some how the pictures that Aisha took last episode of Vash and Jace in various sexual possessions. They where unconscious at the time that Aisha and Harle took the pictures though. About that time that young girl Akane entered the room. As she entered the room everyone instantly stopped what he or she was going. Now everyone's attention is now on Akane and the tray of food made for the MSTing crew. * Akane: Hi everyone! I...*sees the picture* Jace: I...er...we can explain, right Vash? Vash: * Sweating bullets * Akane: *Smiles* I thought you guys might be hungry. So, I made a little snack to tide you over before dinner. * Akane set the tray down on the table in front of the couch and walked out of the room. Jace and the others just sit there. * Jace: Back to the explanation. *After about 10 to 15 pictures of Vash and Jace later we come to a half side-view picture of Ranma. What this means is if you cut Ranma in half, horizontally, then turn the exposed side so everyone could see it. That would be a half side-view picture of Ranma. Now I don't know if that's the technical term or not, so I'm not going to dwell on it since my A.D.D isn't going to allow me too. * Jace: Ok, now here is where a woman's hymen would be on a man. *Points to the spot * Aisha: Are you going to get to a point anytime soon? Jace: Yes. Now, as SOME believe, damage transfers from female Ranma to male Ranma. Then if, according to them, he has sex as a girl, break her hymen, then gets turned back to a guy, and the damage shall transfer. *Jace pushes the button, and another half side-view picture of Ranma appears. Only this time, some organs, vains, and other things are ripped up. The crew gets kindda grossed out.* Jace: This is the result of damage transfer. Tora: Can we get back to our own life's now? Jace: *Ignoring Tora* If my theory is correct, then female Ranma will automatically regain her hymen and her virginity each time she turns back to a he, then turning back to a girl. Due to the fact that men have penises and testicles... Aisha: So your telling us that the old tackle and reel turns into the vagina, hymen, and citrons. Resulting in an infinite female virginity for girl-type Ranma. Jace: *O.O* Well...yeah. Aisha: Good. Lesson over, let's go. *Suddenly Pyrons' face appeared on the monitor. * Pyron: * Sees the picture* Well, I see today's lemon brought me one step closer to owning your souls. By this time next week, I shall conquer the world! BWAHAHAHAHAH! * Monitor turns off. * Harle: Well...where fucked up ze...uh. Tora: The word you're looking for is "ass". Vash: Forget the lemon. Where the he hell is my hand? Jace: Not to mention Akane is in a ass kicking mood. Space Crikit: Snoogins. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank god that's done. Was it me, or was that the longest fucking lemon to date? Whatever, it be question time. Will the crew go insane? Is Akane really pissed? Where are the Blockbuster assassins? Dose Pyron rule? Where did the cookies go? Where is the cream filling? Who would win: Megaman or the Terminator? Is Jace's theory about Ranma right? This is Wolfvain saying, remember to spank the Wanking Monkey of love. P.S.: Shadow, Don't you EVER write a lemon this long again!