Welcome one and all to another ANIME LEMON THEATER 5000 ½! This is the fifth ep.of Anime Lemon Theater 5000 ½. Good luck. What? Do I always have to have some sort of message here? I do? Well…Wanking Monkey! There, I said it. And I’d say it again if I had too. Now, on to the disclaimer! Disclaimer: These two lemons where MSTed without the Authors permission, with the exception of Shadows lemon. Hey, I know the guy. That’s why I asked him. Pyron is owned by Capcom. All copyrights to him go to them. Vash and the small black cat is owned by yasuhiro nightow / shonen gaho-ahs, tokuma shoten, jvc. That’s a hell of a long name even for a Japanese company. Aisha Clan-clan is owned by SOTSU AGENCY, SUNRISE, INC. and I’m so glad they made her. MST3K, the nanites, and anything else related to MST3K belong to Best Brains inc. Harle belongs to Square Co. Lucky Basterds. Tora is owned by My company of Spanky Co. owns Jace, and the name “Anime Lemon Theater 5000 ½”. I couldn’t think of any other company names at the time all right! Backstory: After being defeated in his own dimension, Pyron, being pure energy, reformed in this dimension after being sucked through a wormhole. On earth he found the remains of the SOL, some tapes of the experiments, and some nanites (the really, really, really small robots). He went to the moon where the nanites built him a base, a new ship that he named the Satellite of Lemons, and an anime/game character extractor. Pyron studied the surviving tapes and decided to take the idea as his own. So he kidnapped his first prisoner from earth using a ham and cheese sandwich on a string (yes, I know), then he gathered two anime characters from two different shows. Now he has a captive from the Chrono Cross game. Now another anime captive as been added. The captives are: The video game and anime freak earthling, Jace. The feline powerhouse and garbage disposal unit, Aisha Clan-Clan, from Outlaw Star. The sexy harlequin and dragon god, Harle, from Chrono Cross. That five hundred year old demon, Tora, from Usieo and Tora The man who has 60 BILLION double dollars on his head, Vash the Stampede, from Trigun. And now on to the torture.... Err…. No, wait, I mean torture. Well, the crew just got through a crapy Tenchi lemon, and they had a good night sleep. They are also expecting some help being sent by Pyron. A maid and a cook, to be precise. Well that day has arrived. It’s morning, and time for cartoons. Episode 5: Watch one, get one free lemon deal. *It’s 7:00 a.m.; Jace and Aisha are already up. They are watching TV on the monitor. Sweat!* Aisha: So this what you do every morning. Jace: Even though I’m trapped on a satellite in space with some of my favorite Anime characters, forced to watch the crappest lemons in the world, doesn’t mean I have to miss my cartoons. Aisha: I thought you loved Anime. Jace: I do, but one GOOD U.S. cartoon is worth its weight in about one half anime. Or something like that. Aisha: I see. So, Bugs Bunny is one of these cartoons. Jace: Oh hell yes. Bugs is classic! Aisha: Did he just put on a dress? Jace: Yeah, it’s to fool Elmer. Aisha: That wouldn’t work in my world. Jace: Oh? What about that time Jean dressed up as a girl to wrestle in an all girls wrestling event? Hum? Aisha: Yeah, but he lost. *proudly* Of course I won the event and saved the day. Jace: As memory serves me, Ctrl-Ctrl’s where band from that. Also you stuffed a girl into a locker and went out as her. Also the building was destroyed. Aisha: At least I’m a girl. Jace: That fact is very apparent to me. *They continue to watch cartoons for a minuets.* Aisha: Jace. Jace: Yeah? Aisha: Promise me that you will go around here pretending that you are a girl. And never carry any kind of explosive device. Jace: With the way things are up here, I can’t really promise that. Aisha: Which one? Jace: Let’s put it this way. I’ll have put C-4 in my bra and that way you’ll know where to aim. Ok? Aisha: ...sounds good to me. *Now the show is at commercial, and there is an uneasy silence in the air* Jace: So um. Why you up so early? You usually sleep in. Aisha: No I don’t. I exercise in the morning. Jace: Uh huh. So why are you here? Aisha: I wanted to see if this cook Pyron is sending will cook me breakfast. Jace: Oh. Ok. Aisha: … Jace: … Aisha: Hey, why aren’t you so um…er… Jace: Crazy? Nuts? Bouncing off the walls? Trying to get into you’re pants? Aisha: Yeah! Jace: It’s too early in the morning. I mean I’m not as young as I used to be. Aisha: Heh, I have lots of energy, even more than I did when I was little. Jace: I believe that! *The two chuckle a moment. Then silence once again.* Jace:…. Aisha: To hell with this! I’m getting the others! Jace: Good! I’m going eat an entire bag of lemon sugar. Aisha: How long does that sugar rush last? Jace: I can beat Myst with out sleeping. Aisha: o.o Jace: Yeah I know. Um, the others. Aisha: Yeah, yeah. I know. Also let’s not tell them about this. Jace: Yeah, they might get the wrong idea. Later. Aisha: Later. *Aisha goes to wake the others, and Jace goes to do whatever he does to get energy for the morning. Later that morning, around 8:00 a.m. (Anime characters are so hard to wake up in the morning.) * Jace: @.o heheheheh. Aisha: Ready for the day everyone? Harle: Why did you wake us up zis early? Vash: I’m not complaining. I had to sleep on the floor. Tora decided that he wanted the bed and threw me off. Tora: Damn right. If I’m going to sleep in his room, I’m getting the bed! Vash: But it’s my room! Aisha: Shut up! *Everyone shuts up.* Aisha: Now if you all remember, Pyron is sending us some people to help around the satellite today. Harle: You interrupted my beauty sleep for zat! Tora: Yeah, I mean how do we know that ass will call us this early. *Suddenly the Monitor picture flickers and now Pyron’s face has replaced the cartoons. * Pyron: My my. Aren’t we all up early. The crew: *sweat drop.* Aisha: See. Ctrl-Ctrls ….. The crew sans Aisha: We know. We know. Batch’s voice: Damnit boss, why the hell do we have to be up so early. Pyron: Because, I SAID SO! Batch’s voice: Oh. *Sounds like a door opens up where Pyron is.* ????: Hi! I brought some eggs for breakfast. Pyron: G-glucose! How the hell did you get in here?! Glucose’s voice: Threw the door, silly. Batch’s voice: But I locked it! Pyron: (Slightly annoyed) Apparently you forgot. Glucose’s voice: Who are they? Batch’s voice: Damnit Glucose. They are the prisoners we told you about. Glucose’s voice: Oh! I wana say hi. Let me say hi. Jace: Let her say hi! Let her say hi damnit! Pyron: Alright! Fine. Batch. *The screen goes blank for a moment. Then the lovely figure of Glucose, wearing a lose fitting shirt, appears.* Glucose: Hi guys! Harle: No wonder Jace wanted to see her so badly. Jace: *Get’s a small nosebleed and waves a little.* Vash: Damnit, why couldn’t she be a little older. Aisha: My breasts are way bigger than hers. Tora: She looks tasty. Glucose: Let me put the eggs down so I can wave back. * As Glucose bends over to put the eggs down on a table, sparks begin to fly. Suddenly, the picture zoomed in where everyone got a close up view down her shirt. * Glucose: *giggling a little* Maybe I should have worn a bra today. Jace: *Big nosebleed* There is a god! *Faints* Vash: *turns away, but peeks a little.* Harle: Damnit, I don’t need a preview of the lemon! Tora: Yum. Big and juicy. Aisha: My breasts are definitely bigger. Pyron’s voice: Batch! I thought you fixed that problem! Batch’s voice: I did. Hold on. *After a few banging sounds the view returns to normal.* Glucose: Hey, is Jace ok? *Everyone looks at Jace. Jace’s nose was bleeding, but he had a big smile on his face. * Aisha: Yep. He’s fine. Pyron’s voice: Put the camera back on me. Glucose: *Smiles* Bye bye. *The picture goes blank for a moment and then Pyron’s face appears on the monitor.* Vash: The other view was better. Pyron: Get used to it. Well today’s lemon’s are almost here. So be prepared. Heheheheh. *The monitor turns off. * Vash: Did he say lemons? Aisha: That dickless fuck! Harle: I wonder how many he has for us? *Lemon sign goes off.* Tora: We’ll just have to see. Vash: Come on you three. Let’s go. Aisha: Why me?! I want to wait for the cook, damnit! Harle: If we all go we will have a better chance of surviving this. Aisha: NO! Vash: *whispers to Harle* I’ll handle this. *Out loud* Oh no! I left my last emergency box of powered donuts in the theater! Aisha: There mine! *runs into the theater. * Tora: *sweat drop* I can’t believe that worked. Vash: And Jace? Tora: Let him be. He’d drive us crazy anyway. Harle: Let’s go! *Cloud Strife’s Buster Sword* *6, Tracy being eaten alive by Tora. * *5, Hexadecimal and Dameon fighting. * *4, Gohan giving the final blast to cell with Goku’s sprit behind him.* *3, Super Smash Bros.: Melee screen pic. * *2, All the girls from Chrono Trigger and Cross-sans clothing. * *1, A sign reading “Warning: Lemon can cause Blindness and Death”. * Aisha: (angerly) There aren’t any donuts around here! Vash: Heh, sorry. Aisha: Not as sorry as you’ll be after this lemon. Harle: Everyone shut up and zit down! *Everyone sits down. * >================================================ Harle: Ze ants are marching one by one. >The Official AGNPH Archive Vash: AGNPH? Aisha: Aren’t they the ones that strip down to the waist, drink pigs blood, and worship a goats head? Vash: …Maybe. >http://www.agnph.com/ >------------------------------------------------ >Title: Another Two Minute Lemon Tora: So this human wasn’t original enough to give it a real title? Vash: This doesn’t look good. >File Name: two-minute_lemon.txt >Author: Shadow >Rating: XXX >Size: 2KB >Type: lemon - silly >Action: Misty-Starmie, C; Harle: C;? So doez Ash fuck a floppy drive in zis? >Added: 09-13-99 >Read by: Racso >Description: Ash runs into the Animaniacs. Harle: Oh shit. >================================================ >What can I say, I'm bored and I need to write. Aisha: You could have just stabbed yourself in the face instead. >------------------------------------------------ >One day, Ash was jerking off while Pikachu >watched from the bushes. Vash: I guess plot was an option on this lemon. >Pikachu: Pika, pikachu! *Spank that monkey, >wonder boy!* Tora: Monkey? Where did he get a monkey? Aisha: Damnit Tora! He’s masturbating. Tora: I rather watch him spank a monkey. >Ash: Huh? Pikachu!!! (stops jerking off) Harle: Was Ash speaking in Pikachu or did he actually do zat? >Ash hops around, trying to pull up his pants, Tora: Then he jumped into a pit of scorpions. >then the Animaniacs run >in, steal his pants, and run away. Harle: Well, zis is zut happens when American cartoons get canceled. >Animaniacs: We are An-ima-niacs!! Vash: (Animaniacs) And where horny to the max! >Ash: Give me back my pants, damn it!!! (chases >them) Aisha: Stupid human. Doesn’t he think to bring more than one pair of pants. Harle: Heheh. It’z like he only wears ze same clothes every day. *Everyone stops, thinks for a sec, and they look at each others clothes.* Tora: Don’t look at me. I don’t wear clothes. >Ash chases them into the forest, then runs into >Misty fucking her Starmie. Vash:(Starmie) Well, it’s better than when she kept breaking off one of my arms for dildos. >He fucks her for three seconds and is about to >cum, Aisha: Which is average for a man. Vash: Hey! >but she smashes him with a mallet, Harle: I really don’t want to know where she was hiding zat zing. >then he returns to chasing after the horny >monkey kids. Tora: So he was spanking the monkey. >Ash: Give me back my pants!!! >Suddenly, Mindy walks in! Aisha: Shit. Vash: Aren’t there laws about this kind of thing? Aisha: In bad lemons the age limit is two, and even that is just for formality sake. Harle: Didn’t Jace say somezing like zat? Aisha: Umm…no. >Mindy: Buttons, oh Buttons! Where are you? I >need some more doggy cock! Aisha: What kind of drugs was this author on when he wrote this crap! >Ash: Huh? Tora: (Ash) Sex? Vash: (Mindy)Umm…ok *Whap!* *Whap!* Aisha: Don’t do that. >Mindy: Hi there! Whatcha doin'? >Ash: Trying to get my pants back! >Mindy: Why? >Ash: Because they cover up my cock. >Mindy: Why? >Ash: Because the laws of the universe say so. >Mindy: Why? >Ash: Because they're a bunch of cocksuckers!!! >Mindy: Why? >Ash: Because they're all gay!!! >Mindy: Why? >Ash: Because they were born that way!!!!!! >Mindy: Why? Tora: *starts to scream like a little girl* MAKE IT STOP! IN THE NAME OF PURE EVIL, MAKE IT STOP!! Vash: Be strong Tora. >Ash: Because they're missing a >chromosone!!!!!!! Mindy: Why? >Ash: BECAUSE IT GOT LOST IN THE >MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >Mindy: Okay, I love you, buh- Harle: (Budweiser frog #2) wise Aisha: (Budweiser frog #3) er >bye! Vash: Then Mindy pulls out her uzi and shoots him in the balls. >(Ash runs away screaming.) Tora: *calms back down* Damn. I hate it when you have to hunt down a wounded Ash. Aisha: Yeah, and the meat is not all that great eather. >Suddenly, Tora: It rained anvils. >Ash runs into Brock, who is fucking Nurse Joy, >who is actually James in drag. Harle: Who is actually a tree. >Ash: AAAHHH!!! >Brock: Just shut up and go away! >James: Surrender now or prepare to fight! >Brock: Shut the fuck up, bitch! Vash: Well at least he’s finally getting some. Tora: But then Brock, from all the excitement that he was finally getting some and because hell froze over, suddenly exploded. Sending James into the sky in true Team Rocket tradition. Vash: Exploded? As in his face and his head are no where near the same location? Tora: Of course that’s what I meant you weed! >Ash runs after the Animaniacs who throw his >pants in his face, Aisha: (Ash) So it’s chemical warfare now is it! >and by the time he can see where he's going, he >runs off a cliff and dies. Harle: Zese earth cliffs are so unpredictable. >The End. Aisha: Let’s get the hell out of here. {[Exit to Living room]} Vash: Well, that was a fairly bad lemon, but nothing we couldn’t handle. Aisha: HAH! I knew that lemon was gonna be no problem. Harle: Well, hopefully ze reset of ze lemons will be as easy. Tora: Hey, where is the idiot? Aisha: *sniffs the air* Harle: Damnit. It’s going to take forever to find him. Aisha: Forget him, something smells good. *Everyone else sniffs the air.* Vash: Hey, you’re right. Tora: I guess the co… *Aisha runs out of the room to the kitchen.* Tora: …ok is here. Vash: Damn she’s fast. Harle: Only when food is around. Tora: Well let’s go eat..er…meat…umm…meet the cook. *Aisha runs back in the living room, grabs him by the throat, and picks him up off the ground. * Aisha: Even if a hair is misplaced on the cook, I’ll have a new throw rug for my room. *Squeezes a little harder. * Got it! Tora: *Whimpers* Aisha: Good. *Drops Tora.* I’m tired of eating food that tastes like lemons. Harle: It’s hard not to when everyzing is made of lemons. Vash: *Sniffles* Even the doughnuts. Harle: Well lets see the cook. Vash: The wonderful cook of the S.O.L. Aisha: Damnit, lets just go! *Aisha grabs Vash, Harle, Tora and drags them down to the Kitchen. * Harle: Why are we being dragged everywhere? Vash: Just enjoy the ride. Tora: Easy for you to say. You aren’t being dragged by the hair on you’re spikey little head. {[The kitchen.]} ????1: Hey, will you give me the Tobacco sauce, Garlic power, and vanilla extract. ????2: Umm, they don’t have any. ????1: What do they have? ????2: They have Lemon flavored Tobacco sauce, Lemon power, and Lemon extract. ????1: Those will do. Lemons seem to be pretty popular here. * The two in the kitchen hear voices coming down the hallway. * ????2: It’s the crew. ????1: Good, I hope they are hungry. * Aisha and the others walk into the room. Well Aisha is walking, the others are still being dragged. * Aisha: They must be the cook and the maid. Vash: Where is the maid? I wana see. ????1: Hi. My name is Akane. I’ll be the cook. ????2: Hello there. I’m Cyber Doll May. I’ll be the maid. *Aisha releases the others and sits down at the table in one smooth motion. Her mouth watering.* Aisha: Food. Now. Akane: You must be Aisha. Breakfast will be ready soon. *The others follow suit. They also look hungry. * Vash: So…where is this maid. May: I’m right here sir. *Vash looks down to see May, the mini-bot, standing on the table. Vash’s jaw drops in surprise, and in disappointment. * Vash: *In a disappointed tone. * You are the maid? May: Yes Mister Vash. Vash: DAMNIT! Tora: Yum. Bite size. *Vash slams his head on the table and starts banging his fists on the table.* Vash: *crying* It’s not fair, damnit! May: Is there something-wrong Mr. Vash? Is it me? *Vash sniffles and raises his head a little to see May. * Vash: *Suddenly raises his and smiles really big.* Nope. You are just great. I meant it’s not fair that we get such a great maid like you. May: *Big eyes* Really!? Vash: Yep! *Laughs * *Akane walks over to Aisha and puts a big bowl of what looks like yellow soup in front of Aisha. I really hope its soup. * Akane: *Smiles* I hope you like it. Aisha: *Drools* Tora: Hey, why aren’t you running away in terror when me, or the hungry hungry cat girl came in? May: Mr. Ted us all about you and showed us pictures. Tora: Remind me to start stomping instead of walking around this ship Harle: By ze way. Did you see Jace around here anywhere? May: *Trying to pass out silverware.* Nope haven’t seen Mr. Jace. Akane: Neither have I. Aisha: *Breaks out her trance.* Just great. Who knows what he’ll do. Harle: I’ve got it. I’ll get him to come to us. May: How Ms. Harle. Harle: *In a Sexy tone.* Oh dear, my clozs have suddenly fallen off. Leaving me zoally in the nude. I need someone to cover me up. *Within seconds of Harle sexy call for help footsteps are heard coming and fast. Suddenly Jace appears in the doorway. * Jace: *eyes closed and a big smile on his face * I’ll save you Harle! * In one smooth motion and with blinding speed Jace rushes toward Harle. Covering her ‘naughty bits’ with his hands. * Jace: *Eyes closed and smiling* Don’t worry Harle. I’ll protect you in your time of nudeness. Vash: Sorry Jace, false alarm. *Jace opens his eyes to see a non-nude Harle. To make sure he looks her over to make sure. * Jace: *Let’s go of Harle * Awww. Harle: Don’t worry Jace. If my clothes suddenly fall apart, I’ll call for your help. Jace: All right. May: Hello Mr. Jace. Nice to meet you. Jace: It’s May from “Handy Maid May”. It’s a pleasure. May: *giggles* Vash: Please, don’t be so formal. Just call us by our first names. Jace: And the cook is… *Jace takes a quick scan of the room. He looks from Aisha, who is about to dig in, to Harle, to Vash, to Akane, to May, to….Akane?! Jace: AKANE! Akane: *smiles* Hi, I’ll be cooking. Jace: *looks to Aisha* Aisha, NO! *Jace jumps over the table, in slow motion form, to save Aisha, but a cutting board blocks his path. The hand holding the board was Akane.* Jace: *Slams into the board* Ouch. Akane: Hey! Wait your turn! Jace: But…but. Akane: You don’t go stealing food like Ranma. *Gravity, now getting off its lazy ass and back to work, took effect. Which caused Jace to slip downward toward the table, and May. * Vash: May, look out! May: *Shuts her eyes* *Jace slammed onto the table, but instead of being on the underbelly of Jace. She was in the hands of Tora. So May’s situation actually got worse.* May: *opens her eyes.* Oh thank you, Tora. Tora: Don’t thank me. I was going to eat you. May: Oh. *Before anything else happened a TV sprung from the cabinets. Sporting the ever-familiar face of Pyron. * Pyron: What the hell are you doing here?! You where supposed to be in the theater twenty minuets ago! Tora: *puts May on the counter. * Damnit. Harle: We where about to have a meal. Pyron: Not now. Just get into the theater before I make you’re internal organs explode. *The TV screen goes blank and the TV goes back into the cabinet. * Vash: *sighs* Alright, let’s go. Aisha, you are just going to have to finish later. *Everyone waits to hear the cussing, the verbal and physical abuse. Nothing. Everyone turns to see Aisha. Her face turning colors, natural and unnatural, with the spoon in her mouth.* Jace: I tried to stop her. Akane: From doing what, *sternly* Jace. Jace: Well…time to go. *Gets off the table* Harle, Tora, and I are on deck. Vash take care of Aisha. *Jace quickly moves to Vash’s side. * Jace: *Whispers into Vash’s ear.* Don’t eat anything Akane makes. *Jace grabs Tora and Harle. Then drags them to the theater. * Akane: What did Jace say Vash? Vash: Umm…er… Akane: Well? Vash: Well…*Vash starts laughing loudly. * {[In the living room]} Tora: Damnit why do I have to come? Jace: You’ll just try to eat May. Tora: True. *A red lights start to flash.* Harle: Here we go. *Cloud Strife’s Buster Sword* *6, Tracy being eaten alive by Tora. * *5, Hexadecimal and Dameon fighting. * *4, Gohan giving the final blast to cell with Goku’s sprit behind him.* *3, Super Smash Bros.: Melee screen pic. * *2, All the girls from Chrono Trigger and Cross-sans clothing. * *1, A sign reading “Warning: Lemon can cause Blindness and Death”. * >"Nooooo" yelled Tai. Jace: (Tai) Not a digimon lemon! >"Matt, take TK and go that way! Mimi, go with Izzy that way! Joe, take Kari >and go that way! Come on Sora, we'll go this way! Find Myotismon NOW!" >he continued. Tora: (Tai) When you find him, get dead. That’s the last thing he would expect. > They had just encountered Myotismon, and were close to destroying him, >but Jace: (Tai) first we must have an orgy. Harle: As we all know, sex comes first in any lemon. > right then, he disappeared. This was a chance that they could not blow! Jace: Job. >"Lets turn this way" said Tai while running. Tora: But the message never reached his legs. So when his torso turned, his legs kept on going on the same way. Resulting in his torso being violently ripped from his waist. > "Okay, okay, slow down" replied Sora. Harle: (Sora) Wait till we get our clothes off, and stop humping my leg. >"Tai, I'm tired from running. There's a lake. Jace: (Sora) Tie this bolder to your leg and jump in. >Lets just take a quick rest" said Sora. Tai replied, "No! Tora: (Tai) SEX NOW! >This is our chance! We can't blow it. Jace: I sense their will be blowing before this lemon is done. >We may never get a chance like this again". Tora: Oh yeah. Like a super villain won’t come back after being beaten . > "I know, I know, but can't it wait just 5 minutes?" replied Sora. Tai >groaned. Jace: (Tai) 5 minutes! Aww, that’s way to long. Can’t it be 15 seconds. Harle: I mean to sit and rest. Jace: (Tai) Oh. > "Fine, but just 5 minutes" he said as he sat down near the lake. > "Thanks Tai" replied Sora as she put her face into the water Tora: Which was melted off, due to all the radioactive waist dumped into the river. and started to drink. Jace: Live a vacuum cleaner. >After, Sora looked down and started to think. Harle: (Sora) Oh. Zat’s why I couldn’t breath. > "Tai, can you turn around and sing the song Crush?" asked Sora. "Why?" >said Tai. Sora gave Tai the puppy-dog eyes. Tora: (Tai) Gee, thanks. Harle: (Sora) Hold on. I have un sheep and un kangaroo eye to give you too. Jace: Damn, I didn’t think Sora was THAT sick. > "Please?" she said. Tai groaned again and turned around and tried to sing >his best. Harle: Zat is zis “Crush” song like? Jace: Oh, it goes something like this. *Jace stands up and starts to sing.* Jace: Crush! Crush! I’m gonna crush! Gotta crush! I’ve crushed things since I was a kid. My parents never understood the things I did. I crushed my toys, I’ve crushed bed, I even crushed my parent’s heads. Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush! I’m gonna crush! Gotta crush! As I got older my crush appetite grew like that certain thing that grows a lot. I started to crush boxes, crushing beds, crushing cats, and crushing a girl that loved bats. When I grew to a certain age, I got kicked the balls. Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush! I’m gonna crush! Gotta crush! Now that I’m all grown up, I spend all my time crush, crush, crush. I get paid to do the thing I do. Crushing cars, crushing pans, crushing bras, even crushing my own head. Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush! I’m gonna crush! Gotta crush! *Finishing, Jace bowed then he sat down.* Jace: So what cha think. Harle: *sweat drop * Tora: I liked it. >Sora looked up to the sky and took off her helmet. Harle: (Sora’s hair) No! Ze sun… burning…setting moi on fire! > She sighed as she reached under her shirt and undid her bra. Tora: Then she undid her skin. > She took off her shirt and undid the button of her jeans. She took it off, and >started to pull down her wet panties. She sighed again as she walked to the >back of Tai Harle: Az usual, ze woman dozes all ze work. > and said "You can turn around now". Tai turned around to see a Tora: skinless Sora. Jace: (Tai) Hey, I didn’t know you had an extra rib. > naked Sora. He almost fainted, but kept him self up and said Jace: (Tai) BOOBIES! >"Sora........you're beautiful". *Everyone snickers * >"Tai, ever since we met at camp, I've secretly liked you" said Sora as she >started to kiss him repeatedly. Harle: Zo you only have to like someone to have sex with zem? Jace: That’s right… *Jace puts his head on her shoulder. * Jace:...And you like me right? Harle: Az much az I like a hot iron shoved up my derrière. Jace: *big smile* Really! That’s great. Tora: *Sweat drop* Harle: *Sweat drop* Ok, now get your head off moi. *Jace sits up straight. * >Tai reached down and took off his shorts, Tora: Instead of a cock, he had three heads which all looked liked Tom Green. Jace/Harle: O.O *Big sweat drop* Tora: What!? >then ripped his shirt off. Jace: When any male is confronted with such an sexual endeavor, when the female creates such a situation, will gain an enormous amount of strength. Any obstacles such as clothing will be destroyed to have sex with the female. Steel walls, lasers, cars, doors, boxes, balloons, killer tomatoes, and balls of string cannot withstand this force created by the horny male. >He returned the kisses. Harle: And with Fed Ex she’ll get zem over night. > He reached down and put 2 fingers into her clit Tora: And strangely enough, two fingers touched him back. >as he started a liplock with Sora. Jace: (announcer) Oh no! Now he has got her in an Atomic Wegie! > They let go of the liplock and both stood up. Jace: (announcer) Sora now tackles Tai and is now going the balls with her teeth! Harle: Nock it off Jace. > Sora started to kiss him down the body. She went down his chest to his Tora: So while they do this Myotismon is killing everything in the world? Harle: Yep. Tora: Good. >stomach, then stopped. She opened her mouth and put it over Tai's dick. Jace: See! I was right! Now kill Sora! KILL! Tora: Normally Jace I would agree with such actions, but you are annoying me. So stop it. Jace: *lowers his head * Ok. > She made loud slurping sounds as she started to suck his dick. All: Oh god, no. >After a while of sucking, she stood up strait again. It was Tai's turn. >He put his face close to Sora's, and kissed her. He tasted his own piss, All: NNNOOOO! >but all that mattered was that they were together. Jace: I don’t know, tasting anyone’s piss would kill the mood real quick for me. >He kissed her neck a few times, then went down to her small breasts. He put his mouth over 1 and started to suck. Harle: Ze author didn’t bother to spell ‘one’? Tora: And you are surprised because? Harle: Actually, no. >He got off and went down her stomach, to her abs. He stuck out his hands to >squeeze Sora's ass as he put his mouth All: DEAR GOD, NO! >over her clit. *Everyone breaths a sigh of relief.* > He drank some of her piss and got up. All: AHHH! > He went to her back and put his dick into her ass and started to cum. Harle: Zen her ass turned into un blackhole. Which zucked sucked everything up, ending zis fucked up lemon. END! JUST END! Tora/Jace: *Sweat drop * >"Yeah baby, yeah baby, just cum" Sora almost yelled. Jace: But all she could get out was “Get out of my ass you jackass, or I’ll rip off that crayon you call a penis”. >He put his arms around her and started to pinch her nipples. Jace: You ok Harle? Harle: Give moi a minute. Tora: Sure. > He kissed her and rubbed her clit. "I love you baby" said Tai. After their >first sexual experience, Tora: Sora turned to lesbianism, and disemboweled Tai. >they both put their clothes back on. Harle: And ze world celebrated. > "I think we'd better keep what just happened to ourselves" said Tai. Jace: (Tai to himself) I’m SO telling the guys about this. > Sora nodded. "I guess we'd better go look for Myotismon" said Sora. "Its >too late for that....." said Tai as he grinned. Tora: (Tai) He killed himself, because he saw what we where doing. > "Lets just head back to the meeting place" said Tai Harle: (Tai) Do you remember where it is? >as they started to walk back. Jace: Where they where gunned downed by hunters with AK-47’s. It seems they where mistaken for chipmunks. >The End. All: YAY! >Note from the author: Just hoped you enjoyed it. ; ) Tora: Note from us: We will kill you! Harle: Let’s go! {[In the living room]} Jace: Well that lemon was a real…um…lemon.