Subject: [MST] Campfire. Path: lobby!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey04.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Lines: 475 X-Admin: news@aol.com From: wolfvain2@aol.com (Wolfvain 2) Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai Date: 28 Mar 2001 21:31:37 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Message-ID: <20010328163137.01421.00001317@ng-de1.aol.com> Hey, Wolfvain here. This is my first MST, so they will get better. Anyway, ummm. Dam it, I thought I had more to say. Oh well, on to the disclaimer. DISCLAMER: I have no idea who the hell wrote this crap. Who ever this belongs to he can keep the rights to it. All rights go to there perspective owners. Please don't sue me. All you would get is a fussy Tic-Tac. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Backstory: After being defeated in his own dimension, Pyron, being pure energy, reformed in this dimension after being sucked through a wormhole. On earth he found the remains of the SOL, some tapes of the experiments, and some nanites (the really, really, really small robots). He went to the moon where the nanites built him a base on the moon, a new ship that he named the Satellite Of Lemons, and a anime/game character extractor. Pyron studied the surviving tapes and decided to take the idea as his own. So he kidnapped his first prisoner from earth using a ham and cheese sandwich on a string, then he gathered two anime characters from two shows. The captives are: The video game freak earthling named Jace, the feline powerhouse and garbage disposal unit Aisha Clanclan from Outlaw Star, and the man who has 60 BILLION double dollars on his head, Vash the Stampede from Trigun. And now on to the torture....err.... no, wait, I mean torture. ============================================================== Episode 1: Lemon juice for the eyes. It was a fair day on earth, not that the crew of the Satellite of Lemons would know. Pyron had explained what was going to happen to them the day the three got there. They have not heard from him a week since then. Vash, siting in the EZ Chair next to the giant 10 by 6-foot monitor, eating donuts. Jace saves a game on a memory card. Aisha: *walks in the living room* We're out of food again. *Pats her stomach* Jace: *sweat drop* Again?! Man, we need a bigger frigerator or a meat locker. Aisha: *looks at Vash with the donuts* Hand over the donuts. Vash: *donut in his mouth* Nevfer fue cerboge misosel. *Runs off* Aisha: Grrr, get back here or face the wraith of a Ctarl-Ctarl! *goes after him* *Suddenly the 10 by 6-foot monitor springs to life. Showing the vile form of Pyron.* Pyron: Ha, cower peasants. Your future ruler has arrived. Prepare to suffer. Hahahaha! Jace: *looks up* Oh, hiya curly. Pyron: *sweat drop* I am not curly! Now where are the others? It's time for your wills to be broken. *Vash runs in followed by Aisha*. Aisha: Hand over the donuts Vash! Vash: *empties the remaining three donuts into his mouth and eats them* What donuts? Aisha: You're so dead. *Charges Vash* Pyron: Enough! (Everyone looks at Pyron) Aisha: Oh, its you. What the hell do you want? Jace: Mr. Clean here says that where going to have our wills broken today. Pyron: I am Pyron not Mr. Clean. So get into the theater. Vash: And if we refuse to go into the theater. *The image of Pyron is replaced by a realistic demo of the crew exploding in slow motion. * Vash: *sweat drop* Oh, never mind. Jace: Cool, show it again only in a slower mode , with rabid hamsters on our eyebrows and wild dingos on are armpits. Everyone: *sweat drop* Pyron: Just get into the theater, NOW! *Lemon signs go off. * Jace: Hey, the pizzas are done. Aisha: PIZZAS! Vash: That's... oh never mind. Let's go. *Cloud Strife's Buster Sword* *6, A picture of Tracy getting raped by Godzilla* *5, Gundum Deathsythe Hell in a cool pose.* *4, A giant free for all between all the characters of Toonanumi * *3, A group pic of the girls from the FF series sans any clothing. * *2, Pyron getting his ass kicked by Donavon. * *1, A sign reading Warning: Lemon can cause Blindness and Death. > POKEMON-Camp Fire Jace: Shit! Where the hell is the disclaimer or the authors name?! Aisha: Pyron's really playing hard ball on our first one. Vash: Take it easy and just stay calm like me. >Ash sat and stared at Misty. She lay sleeping in her sleeping bag. Vash: Oh my God! *runs to the door and pounds on it* I want out! Mammy! Aisha: *drags him back * If we're going to suffer, YOU'RE going to suffer. Got It. Vash: Yes ma'am. > They wwere in the forest Aisha: You think they would fix such simple spelling mistakes. Vash: Like they care, they don't have to read their own garbage. >and brock took their pokemon ahead. Jace: To fence for his crack habit and pokemon sluts. Aisha/Vash: O.O Jace: What? >Ash watched her small breasts push up and fall Aisha: Just like a fondue cake. >as she breathed steadily. Jace: You OK Vash? Vash: Yea, I'm fine. > He yearned to see under her clothes Vash: and write property of Ash on her breasts. >but kept it to himslef. Just ovewr the past year Aisha: Two more. Vash: America's school at it's best. Jace: Hehe, yea. Hey! >he had started to have these feelings and ever since Aisha: He mistook the 10 Viagra pills for Pez ten seconds ago. > he saw Misty he masturbated whenever he was alone. Vash: This guy is never alone. He's either with the guy with no eyes, the red head, the two idiots of Team Rocket, or with that rat of his. He just can't get any privacy! Jace: He reminds you of yourself, doesn't he? Vash: Damn insurance girls. > He wasnt even sure if she even HAd these feelings yet so never made a move. Vash: Did this moron ever go an English class in his life? Aisha: I wouldn't doubt it if he didn't. >She was perfect. Aisha: If you were Woody Allen. > Her breasts were small but well shaped and her body was coming along nicely. Vash: Translation, she's flat chested and fat. >His dick got the best of him Vash: (announcer) Ash's Dick does a power bomb on Ash and pins him to the mat! Jace: (Ref.) One.... Two.... Three! Ash's Dick is the winner. Vash: (Dick) You're next Sting! >and he slowly slid the sleeping bag off of her so he could look at the rest of her. Aisha: So they're floating in the air then. Jace: I wouldn't be surprised if they where going to fuck upside down and backwards. >He was thankful for her chopice of revealing clothing Vash: Chopice? Aisha: Must be a new Victoria's Secret outfit. Vash: Funny, I thought it was a type of dog. Jace: Maybe it's both. >and he gawked at ther long smoothe legs and her tiny feet, clenched. He had a >throbbing errection now and was tempted to go into the bushes and masturbate but >he was afraid of waking her. Aisha: My head hurts from all the grammar errors this ass hole has made. Jace: (Vegeta) His stupidity is...is overwhelming. >He turned to a different postition to hide his boner. Jace: Then a dog ran in and stole his boner. Vash: Wrong kind of boner. Jace: What? ......Oh. >It was almost unbearable. Then suddenly, she woke up. Her head shot up and Vash: Went right through Ash's chest killing him the end. Aisha: No more of that Vash. >looked at him. "Ash?" She asked. Jace: (misty) Why is there "Property of Ash" on my breasts. > "Im here. Brock tok our Pokemon ahead opn the trail. I told him wed catch up." Aisha: ARG! Die you grammar smashing fuck head! *Leaps at screen* Vash/Jace: NO! *They grab Ashia and bring her back to her seat. * Aisha: *after a moment * I'm fine now. >She rubbed her eyes "thanks for letting me sleep" > "No problem" He said. >Misty stood and sat by him. >"So were alone?" She asked. >"Yep": Said Ash. Jace: (Ash) Well, except for the pokemon/human orgy over there. >"Ash...about the bike.." Aisha: Now who the hell said that? Jace: I think it was the author trying to get a plot. Aisha: He should buy a brain for himself first. >He looked at her "I know Ill pay you back as soon as I-" Vash: (Ash) can find my gun, a bag of nachos, and some string. >His errection turned rock hard again when her slender finger touched his lips to >silence him. Aisha: Anything will make this boy horny. >She spoke Jace: Esperanto >"Dont worry about it. But I do.." Aisha: (Misty) want the fuck out of this lemon. >She slid her hand down his pants. >"..want something in return.." Vash: (Ash) Damn! How did you know I had a bike shop in my pants. >Ash was shaking now, in heaven as her hand carresed his dick. He looked at her >puzzled and in love. Jace: Just like a dog that's about to get hit by his master's truck. > He started to talk but she silenced him as she pressed her Vash: thin blade through his throat, then cut his head off. Aisha: I wouldn't mind that happening to the author. >lips on his and slid in her tongue. He moaned from in his throat as his mouth was >probed my her tongue. Jace: My her tongue? Aisha: So, there are three tongues in Ash's mouth? Jace: With this author there could be three tongues, four cocks, and a hamburger. >He returned his Vash: Porn videos. >and she put her slender arms around him. Aisha: And broke his neck. >He hugged her back and they fell to the ground, Jace: Through a hole down to the core of the earth where they melted like plastic men. Vash: No more sugar before the lemon for you. Jace: Aw man. >kissing and rubbing eachother. Aisha: I guess it's hard to spell with his head so far up his ass. >She pulled off his shirt and licked his chest Vash: (Misty) Mmmm, you taste like bacon. >all over.Ash yelled Jace: (Ash) If you go lower my... Aisha: *grabs Jace* Go any further with that and you'll be eating through a straw. Got it! Jace: *gulp* Got it. >startled and took off her shirt and bra, hands shaking. >He floped over and misty mounted him topless and she paused to look at him. Aisha: Realizing what she was doing she got up, kicked Ash in the balls, and dropped acid on him. >Ash was in awe, Jace: She had three rows of breasts. >stariong at her perfect breasts now fully realised. Aisha: Gee, more typos. Who's surprised? Vash: Aren't you getting a little carried away with spelling? Aisha: Someone has to do it. Vash: Whatever. >Her nipples hardened and ash took the break in motion to stick his face in her young >chest. Jace: But the nipples stabbed Ash in the head, killing him. > His tongue slid accross her little chest and carresed her to ecstasy. Jace: I wish we had some ecstasy, it would make this a lot better. Aisha: There ain't enough ecstasy in the world to make this load of shit good. Jace: Now look who's using bad grammar. Aisha: Shut up! >She slid off her underwear and she wrapped her long legs around ashes torso and rubbed his back with her feet. Vash: That's one hell of a trick. Aisha: Actually, it's really easy. What you do is.... Vash/Jace: *looks at Aisha* O_O Aisha: What?! I only used it in a talent show once. >Her clenched toes squeezed his bare back and they kissed as she slid down and let Ash enter her virgin >body. Vash: but there was a five-dollar cover charge. >Her pussy was tight and ash, pulled back but misty slid deeper as his dick pushed on her inner walls. >Juices staarted Jace: Oh the author is a pirate. *Becoming hysterical* It all makes sense now, dose it? DOSE IT! Aisha: Calm down Jace. It's almost over. Jace: I'll try. >out of her throbbing vagina as her inner muscles faught Ashes member. Vash: (announcer) For our second match. Misty's Inner Muscles V.S. Ashes Member! Jace: *feeling better* Now that's just stupid. Vash: *Head hangs down* Sorry. >Ash, though only climaxed a few times before, knew the coming feeling. He was gonna burst. Misty was >near orgasm too and she moaned. Ashdug Jace: Finds them fucking. Aisha: (Ashdug) The hell! Misty is my bitch you asshole! >his feet into the ground and pressed into her hard. He rammed forward and clenched her little ass and >moaned loud. Mistys legs wrapped around him HARD and Vash: Broke his spinal column. > her toes dug into his back. Ash rubbed her thighs and legs fast as he kissed her face all over. >Misty squealed wioth delight and pulled him to her harder wioth her legs and she groped at him while >kissing his body madly and her boobs pressed on his chest. Vash: wioth? I can see how he missed it the first time, but twice? Jace: Don't forget the punctuation errors, and it's a run on sentence. Aisha: If I ever find this author I'll rip his arms off and beat him to death with them! >And almost simaltaneously they exploded All: YEA! >into eachother in a flash of fireworks. The two young kids fell into Vash: a deep fryer Aisha: A black hole Jace: Don King's hair >eaach tohers arms and soon fell asleep, inside each other.Their soaked, naked bodys held Vash: A bottle poison to escape the authors badly written lemon. Jace: I wish I had some poison. Aisha: We all do Jace. We all do. >each other as they slept. They were exhausted and it was one helluve a campfire! Jace: When did they make a campfire? Aisha: I think that happened when they exploded. >END All: YEA! >*more Ash and Misty stories to come* Aisha: Not if we find you first you bastard. Vash: Let's get out of here. *EXIT* Jace: That hurt a lot more than I thought it would. Aisha: I hope his mom runs over him repeatedly with her car. *The monitor turns on showing a nanite * Vash: What the hell is that. Ted: Hello. My name is Ted and I am nanite. Jace: Why are you here? Ted: I'm here to see if you need anything. Pyron will be along in a moment. Aisha: Well.... *A red lights starts flashing* Ted: That's Pyron, see ya later. Vash: No wait! *Pyron appear in place of the nanite on the monitor. * Pyron: Hehehe, how was your lemon? Vash: Disgusting! Aisha: It's toxic sludge. Jace: There wasn't a campfire until the end of the lemon and I think the author was a pirate. All: *sweat drop* Vash: He hated it too. Pyron: So, you are ready to call me your impending ruler. Jace: Lets see. *Jace snaps in to an attention* Jace: Yes, oh impotent drooler. Vash/Aisha: *Snicker* Jace: Guess not. *Vash and Aisha's snickering faded when they saw Pyron eyes change to a dark red and his body gave of a aura of energy. * Vash: Shit. Aisha: We're dead. Pyron: *angry* You will all pay for those words and soon I WILL break your wills. Until then. *Monitor turns off* Jace: Well that was fun. Who's up for a movie? *Vash and Aisha looked at Jace as if they were trying to fry him with invisible lasers coming from their eyes* Jace: I just remembered. We have one box of donuts left in the kitchen. *Vash and Aisha look at each other then looked at the door.* Vash: They're mine! *Runs off toward the kitchen* Aisha: You don't have a chance in hell Vash! *follows* Small Black Cat: *in the EZ Chair* Meow. ============================================================== Pyron is pissed off, but will he continue the experiment or will he just simply kill all of them? Who just is this Ted and will he help our crew? Will Aisha get to the donuts first or will Vash? Is there more to the ship than the kitchen and living room? Can they get satellite in the satellite? Hey, don't look at me. Even I don't know what's going on. Wolfvain