Subject: [MST] Birthday Surprise. Path: lobby!newstf02.news.aol.com!audrey04.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Lines: 1016 X-Admin: news@aol.com From: wolfvain2@aol.comm (Wolfvain) Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai Date: 24 Jun 2001 06:56:21 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Message-ID: <20010624025621.23516.00000974@ng-mg1.aol.com> This is the secant MST done by me, Wolfvain. Sorry for this being so late. Oh, and thanks to Shadow for helping me out instead of leaving me out in the cold. Now, on to the disclaimer! Disclaimer: This lemon is property of Hentai Princess and is done without her permission. Like anyone cares. Also the comments made by the characters don't necessarily reflect the views or opinions of the writer, Wolfvain. Pyron is owned by Capcom, all copyrights go to them. Vash and the small black cat is owned by yasuhiro nightow / shonen gaho-ahs, tokuma shoten, jvc. That's a hell of a long name even for a Japanese company. Aisha Clan-clan is owned by SOTSU AGENCY, SUNRISE, INC. and I'm so glad they made her. MST3K, the nanites, and anything else related to MST3K belong to creator Joel Robinson and to Best Brains inc. My company of Spanky Co. owns Jace. I couldn't think of any other names at the time all right! Backstory: After being defeated in his own dimension, Pyron, being pure energy, reformed in this dimension after being sucked through a wormhole. On earth he found the remains of the SOL, some tapes of the experiments, and some nanites (the really, really, really small robots), he went to the moon where the nanites built him a base on the moon, a new ship that he named the Satellite of Lemons, and an anime/game character extractor. Pyron studied the surviving tapes and decided to take the idea as his own. So he kidnapped his first prisoner from earth using a ham and cheese sandwich on a string, then he gathered two anime characters from two different shows. The captives are: The video game freak earthling, Jace. The feline powerhouse and garbage disposal unit, Aisha Clan-Clan from Outlaw Star. The man who has 60 BILLION double dollars on his head, Vash the Stampede from Trigun. And now on to the torture.... Err…. No, wait, I mean torture. =========================================================== Episode 2: Death by lemon? When Pyron left the trio he was not in a good mood, all thanks to Jace. That had been four days ago and not a peep from him since. {[In the living room of the SOL]} Aisha is taking a catnap in the EZ chair, Vash is talking to the nanite, Ted, on the giant monitor, and Jace is no where to be found. Vash: Hey Ted, we need a large order of supplies and donuts. Ted: Why is that Ash? Vash: That's Vash and it's because we don't have enough food to keep Aisha full. She's starting to look at us in a funny way. Aisha: *mumbles in sleep* I sure do like Vash. Ted: See, she likes you. Nothing to worry about. Aisha: *still mumbling* Vash really is good, now please pass the gravy. Ted/Vash: *sweat drop * Vash: See! Ted: OK, I'll get them up there as soon as I can. Vash: How soon is soon? *A loud clang is heard and the ship shakes a little bit then stops. * Ted: There you go Vest, enough food for a year, but with Aisha around it's enough for a month. Maybe. Vash: It's Vash and how the hell did you get it all here so fast? Ted: We have a good union. Vash: Oh, anyway, do you know where Jace is? I haven't seen him around lately. Ted: Haven't seen him. *A bell rings* Ted: It's brake time. Vash: You get breaks? Ted: Yea, union rules you know. See you later Ass. The monitor turns off.) Vash: That's Vash! Aisha: *suddenly wakes up* Vash secants please. Vash: O_O Aisha: Oh, hi Vash. Whats up? Vash: Ted sent us more food, and Jace is no where to be found. Aisha: Food! Where is it? Vash: Well, Ted never told us where put the food. It could take us days to find. Aisha: Then lets get started! Vash: OK, but I get the donuts since you ate the last box. Evil voice: I'm afraid you have other matters to attend to. *The monitor turns back on and Pyron is looking at Vash and Aisha* Vash: * looking nervous* Oh, h-hi Pyron. Pyron: *laughs evilly* I have decided on your punishment. Where is Jace? Aisha: Beats me. I just got up. Vash: I don't know either. Pyron: He better show soon, or I'll… *Suddenly one of the floorboards pops up and Jace appears covered in jelly, flower, honey, other food products, and a small black cat on his head. * Small Black Cat: Meow! *Jumps off Jace and runs off * Jace: *looks at Vash and Aisha* Wow! This place is huge! We have a squash court, an exercise room, zero gravity room… *turns and sees Pyron. * Hi Py. *Gets out of the hole and closes it up* Vash: That's great, but what the hell happened to you? Jace: I got a ton of food dumped on me from no where. That's what happened! Aisha: * grabs Jace by the shirt collar* Tell us where the food is! Jace: Sure, it's… Pyron: *coughs. * All: *Turn to look back at Pyron* Pyron: I hate to interrupt this delightful conversation, but I have decided on your punishment Jace. *The camera zooms over to a small black box. * Jace: *eyes widen in surprise* You Bastered! How the hell did you get my PS2? *The view changes back to Pyron* Pyron: I have my ways. *Presses a button * *The view goes back to the PS2, it is now being crushed* Jace: NOOOOO! *Tears swell in eyes* *The machine finishes crushing the PS2 and Memory card * Jace: *grabs his chest* My heart! *Faints* Vash: Is he dead? Aisha: Does it matter? Vash: We do need three in the theater. Pyron: I will fix that. One moment. *A bright flash occurs* ????: Where am I? Pyron: This is Harle the harlequin. Harle: What is zeis place. Aisha: Hell. Pyron: And I will soon be master over you and the world! *Gives an evil laugh. * *Monitor turn off and then the lemon sign goes off* Vash: Shouldn't we try and help Jace? Aisha: Naw. We'll do it later, let's go. Vash: Follow us Harle. *Cloud Strife's Buster Sword* *6, A picture of Tracy getting raped by Godzilla* *5, Gundam Deathscythe Hell in a cool pose. * *4, A giant free-for-all between all the characters of Toonanumi * *3, A group pic of the girls from the FF series sans any clothing. * *2, Pyron getting his ass kicked by Donavon. * *1, A sign reading Warning: Lemon can cause Blindness and Death. * Harle: Zoë, what are we doing here? Vash: Where here to have our wills broken bad sex stories called Lemons. Aisha: But, where resting by making fun of it. Harle: What if we leave the theater we leave during the lemon. Vash: We explode like hot dogs in a microwave. Harle: *sweat drop* Oh. >Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Vash: This lemon going to blow! Aisha: I wish. >Misty groped around and then hit the alarm clock. Vash: (alarm clock) That's sexual harassment and I don't have to take it you bitch! >"Sheesh..11:30 already!" Harle: (Misty) Ze lemon going zo start soon. I got to get out of here! She jumped out of bed. Vash: And through a window and into chasm. > Tomorrow was Ash's birthday, and she had a special surprise in store for him..... Aisha: It involves super glue, his balls, and some rabid hamsters. Vash: O.O > Birthday Surprise Harle: Zat would be Surge stripping with his 12" cock for me. Aisha: 0.0 Vash: Err… We'll keep that in mind Harle. >By Hentai Princess (yes! another female lemon writer!) Vash: Too bad she not the good female lemon writer. > sailorhentai@desireme.com Aisha: We'll have her banned from the web after this. >Pokemon does belong to me. :) Harle: And get her ass sued into oblivion. >I just borrowed the characters Aisha: Kinda like the way Pyron "borrowed" us. Vash: Yea. > for a bit of late night fun for you to enjoy! Harle: Fun, torture, to her zey must mean the same thing. >"Ash...Ash...I have something to tell you..." Misty's voice whispered softly. Aisha: (Misty) I'm really Gary Coleman. Vash/Harle: *Gasp* >"Let me go first Misty.... Harle: (Misty) No me! Aisha: (Ash) No me! Harle: (Misty) ME! Aisha: (Ash) ME! >Misty...Uhhhhh....You do something to me... Vash: (Ash) you beat me, push me, and yell at me Harle: And zat's on the days she like him. >I have these feelings.....You...dri-" >"Drive you crazy? Wild? Make you just want to strip off your clothes and Vash: Streak around town with green Jell-O spread all over your body, dildos stuck up your ass, and singing "I'm an Oscar Mire Wiener". Harle: O.O; Aisha: Where the hell did that come from Vash? Vash: I think Jace is starting to rub off on me. >do crazy, passionate things..?" >Misty's face was bright red from Harle: Poison Ivy >embarrassment, though her eyes burned with Aisha: the powers of Hell and damnation! Vash: She is a red head after all. >passion. >Ash quickly replied... Vash: (Ash) I can shove twenty-three Ping-Pong balls up my ass. *WHAP! * Aisha: Knock it the hell off Vash! Vash: Sorry. >"Exactly..and that's just a start to it...I want you Misty...Ever since I met yo-" >But before he could finish...Misty Harle: Stabbed him zen zimes and ran off with pikachu. Aisha: Don't you start! >leaned her head forward..and ..... Vash: and…and! What could happen? I must know, dammit! Aisha: That should be painfully obvious sense it's a lemon. >BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Aisha: The U.S. censors must be at work. Vash: This is the one time I will ever agree that they censor something. >Ash's half-closed eyes looked at the alarm clock, it was beeping "Message". Harle: Sense when is zeir video recording abilities and screens on alarm clocks? Aisha: Remember, the author is a fucking idiot. >He reached over slowly and banged the message button Vash: Damn. This author really hates alarm clocks Aisha: I bet the author can't even use her alarm clock. > And a very sexy young voice came out of the alarm's speakers... Aisha: I wonder why they have my voice on the alarm. Vash: *laughing* Your voice, sexy? Yea right! *WHAP! WHAP! * Aisha: What the hell was that!! Vash: *sweat drop* n-n-nothing. >"Ash...I've got a game for you to play......." Harle: (Voice) It's you have five secants to live. Aisha: Like Vash if he doesn't watch it! Vash: OK, ok. I'll be good. > "At 5 to Midnight!? Is this person nuts? I'm going back to bed..." > "Don't go back to bed Ash..Ash.." Vash: (Voice) Ash, you're on fire! Ash! Aisha: (Ash) It can wait till morning. > "What?! This is too freaky..But, Vash: (Ash) I'm a girl! >whoever left this has my attention now." Harle: Well good for you, you shit spewing, rat raping, bastered! Aisha/Vash: 0.0 Harle: What! Vash: We are just surprised that you lasted so long before exploding like that. >"I want you to follow these clues...to find a special birthday surprise. Vash: Ten bucks says it's a can of spam. > This first clue I tell you here, will lead you to Harle: Mars. >others, and then to the suprise. Aisha: The author really should of stayed in the forth grade. >Ready Ash? Clue #1: This clue is hidden in your "white rubber"" Vash: (Sea Captain) Arrr, in the belly in the great white rubber. >Ash's face turned BRIGHT red... Harle: Then he exploded. >"How in the heck did someone know I owned condoms?!!? Aisha: (Ash) Now I remember. I'm in a crappie lemon written by a preschool drop out that's on crack. >Well here goes nothing..." Harle: That's true of this whole lemon. Vash: Only too true. Aisha: And where here watching it. All: *sigh* >Ash tredded off Vash: Wait a sec, couldn't he have beat cheek or bust a hump. Harle: Moi thinks zat's going to happen in a little bit. >to her sock drawer Vash: Her? Aisha: Instasex change. Vash: Makes me think the author has too much say when writing process. >and pulled them out, Harle: Gigantic, black and white, radioactive ants? Vash: Compared to this, THEM should have gotten several hundred Golden Globe Awards. > a pink piece of heart shaped paper stuck out from the box. >Ash read, Aisha: on a second grade level. > "Clue #2: Keep those babies out. Vash: Use a mote, an electric fence, land mines, guard dogs, lasers, and a giant slingshot. >Also, the next clue will be found in your best friend.......Best friend...? Oh..." Ash >blushed again, Harle: (Ash) OK Pikachu, hold you're ass up. Zis will hurt like hell. > "Sheesh, Brok Vash: It seems Brock is a name that no one can spell right. Aisha: Anyone that doesn't have a brain that is. >probably left all this knowing how he sneaks around my room all the time." Harle: How can he sneak over if he lives two towns away? Vash: I guess Brock really loves his porn. >Ash walked over to his playboy magazine stuffed under his bed, Aisha: Wait a sec, I thought it was Brocks. Vash: *Stands up* Porn belongs to every horny boys and girls all over world who long to fuck someone knowing that they'll never get a perfect brested woman or a guy with a 12" inch cock. I say, let there be porn for all! Aisha/Harle: *sweat drop* Vash: Ummm, *sits back down* Forget what I said. Aisha: No. > and that was when he smelled something...musky... Vash: Aisha after she had a bath? *WHAP!* Aisha: VASH! Vash: No more! I'll knock it off. >and warm. *WHAP* Vash: OW! I didn't do anything. Aisha: You where thinking it. >He reached back under the bed...and felt... Harle: A porcupine. Aisha: A cruse ship. Vash: A Blackhole. >flesh.."AIYAA!!" He screamed as something..someone came out from underneath his bed... Harle: And penis raped him. Aisha: Don't you start! > "Ash...." "IT WAS MISTY! All: No shit! Aisha: I wish I could cap the author. Vash: You want to enlarge the author? Aisha: -.- Yea, Vash. That's what I meant. >And she was in her night gown! This is too good to be true!" Ash thought. Harle: (Ash) Now I can finally get rid of her once and for all. >Misty pulled out a monopoly board.. Aisha: from her ass. Vash: Aisha! Aisha: What? >"Would you care for a game..? It's part of your birthday gift..." Harle: Moi guess zere was a sale on periods. Aisha: Just because you have periods doesn't mean you should use them. > Ash, in shock from Misty Vash: Attaching live wires to his nipples. >being there, muttered, "Uh sure. How do you play?" Misty smiled evilly, "I play... Harle: Circumcision Monopoly. >strip monopoly. It's rather easy game..Here." She handed him half the property >lots "Take that half. Aisha: (Misty) Now take the other half, I'm going home. > Now we roll...move our piece...and if I own the land or if you own the land....we >take of a piece of Harle: Ze pie. >clothing...any piece the owner desires....Ready..? She handed him his property >cards and a playing piece. Vash: (Ash) The thimble! I'm always the thimble dammit! Why the hell do I always have to be the fucking thimble? >Still in total shock...that all his fantasies..were coming true... Harle: His fantasy is to play monopoly? Aisha: I guess it's a guy thing. >but feeling a bit more bold now... Vash: Ash brought out the hot leather pants, masks, handcuffs, ropes, chains and the bull whip. *WHAP!* Aisha: Dammit Vash! Vash: Sorry, but someone has to do those while Jace isn't here. Aisha: Speaking of Jace, I wonder how he's doing. {[In the living room]} * Jace is still lying in the middle of the living room floor. * Jace: ×.× *Foaming at the mouth* {[Back in the theater]} Aisha: I'm sure he's fine. >"Ready..but, first, Harle: Let's tango! >I need to know exactly what you're wearing...so I know what I'll need to have you >take off..." Vash: I envy Jace right now. Aisha: Lucky basterd. >Misty smiled...Gosh I love you Ash All: Bullshit! >...."Bikini Panties...Bra..and this robe.. Vash: (Misty) lasers, small pit bulls, an electric fence, and a guard name Bob. >that's it. And you?" Aisha: (Ash) My guard's name is Billy Joe. >Ash's member started Vash: A riot. > to get hard with the thought of seeing Aisha: Bob Dole and pikachu getting it on. > Misty in the nude "Uh..boxers...T-shirt..Jeans" Aisha: He wore his clothes to bed? Harle: Moi guess pajamas are against the law there. >"Alright. Here goes. I'll go first." Misty rolled... Vash: Out the door and into the sewer where the Teenage Muntent Ninja Turtles raped her, chopped her up and used her as a pizza ingredient. *WHAP!* Vash: Don't I get points for originality? Aisha: You know, your right. *WHAP! * >a 2 and landed on one of Ash's spaces. "Aww...So soon." Harle: Moi is equally disappointed. >She winked coyly... Vash: (Misty) Dam, what the hell is in my eye? Aisha: (Ash) Let me help. Vash: (Misty) No, NO! OWCH! You bastered! Aisha: (Ash) Ummm, here's your eye back. >loving every moment of this. "What do you wish of me, master?" Vash: A candy bar and a stack of porn magazines. >Ash drooled...How could he decide so quickly? Harle: Swallow a live grenade or being eaten alive by lobsters. >He just wanted to rip it all off then and there..."Let's make this interesting.... Aisha: (Ash) Take off your head. >I chose ...your bra..." Vash: (Ash) Bra, do your snap attack! >Misty blushed, "Oh how bold and clever master!" She reached her hand down >her robe and Aisha: Took out a bazooka and blew him away. > unsnapped her front clasped bra, brushing her hardening nipples slightly...she >moaned..and then snapped the bra at Ash..landing it on his head... Vash: Then it sprang to life, eating both of them. >She could see his member stiffen. Aisha: (ash's member) Oh god, she's spotted me. >"My turn...Oh screw this....Misty. Harle: He hands her a screw, a screwdriver and a peace of wood. Aisha: (Misty) You sure? Vash: (Ash) Just screw dammit! >I want you. Now." Aisha: (Misty) Wait a sec. I'm still screwing this. Harle: OK, now zat just sounds gross. >"You read my mind baby...." Vash: But I thought babies weren't allowed? >Misty pounces over the table and threw Ash onto the couch.. Aisha: Ripping out his throat she starts ripping him open, and feasting on his insides. Vash/Harle: 0.0 Aisha: I'm hungry, OK. >.unzippin his jeans seductively.. Harle: You can't be seductive when you're unzippin something. Vash: Yes you can, but you would just get your tongue stuck in the zipper. >"Hmm....This boy looks happy to see me.." She looked up and winked at Ash. >All Ash could do was blush and chuckle. Aisha: Total bullshit! Vash: This author apparently has never even seen a boy in her life. >So she continued her work...peeling off his t-shirt, and ripping off his boxers... Harle: Zen his cock. >"Whooops...Sorry about that!" Vash: (Ash) That's OK, it was only half an inch long. >Once Ash's member was totally free, Aisha: (Ash's Member) Freedom! Freedom! Hahahaha! >Misty attacked it with her mouth... Harle: (Misty) Your not escaping! Vash: (Ash's Member) You may take my life, but you'll never take away my freedom! >wrapping her warm lips around it...so that her tongue could caresses it....She >slid it in and our...her hot lips Aisha: What the hell is with all the periods? Harle: Ze author must not believe in commas. Vash: She must be a commaunist. Hehe. Aisha/Harle: *groans* Vash: What? >squeezing it tighter as she pulled him out. Harle: but she was nearly hit by ze other ash while pulling him out of ze driveway. >Her tongue did swirlies all around his dick.... Aisha: but was pulled over for speeding. >Ash was in heaven... Vash: And we're in hell. >He had never felt this good when he was jacking off...How could he ever go back >to that again..? Harle: Ze couldn't, zo he cut off zis own dick. *WHAP! * Aisha: Don't you start! >He wanted Misty to stay this way forever....but she had other plans... Harle: Plans to get revenge on all ze filthy apes zat destroyed ze Dino Civilization! Aisha/ Vash: 0.0 Harle: *sweat drop* It waz not moi's idea. Aisha: *skeptical voice* Sure it wasn't. >"Ash. I want you in me. Now. RIGHT NOW." Vash: (Ash) Now? Aisha: (Misty) Yes, now. Vash: (Ash) Right now? Aisha: (Misty) Yes! Vash: (Ash) You sure now, not later, but right now. Aisha: (Misty) Forget it, I'm going to Brocks place to see if it's his birthday. Vash: (Ash) Now? >Her eyes radiated her passion and love for Ash. All: Complete Bullshit! >"Whatever you want....You're my master now..." Aisha: Gotta be a pokesult master. > Ash smiled all goo-goo eyed...He was in love! Imagine! Ash and Misty! Harle: Ze author and everyone in the whole fucking world. Vash: It's the whole love-hate thing, it throws all the brain dead, crack smokers and people who where dropped on their heads twelve times as babies off track. Misty slipped off her robe and then..had trouble ^_- Harle: Ze U.S. Censors have gotten to her! Vash: (Ash) Are all girls blurred like that? Harle: (Misty) !$#% you Ash! > slipping off her panties..."Can you help me with these, Ash love?" Aisha: Next thing you know Ash is going to use his mouth to take them off. >Without a worded reply, Ash sat up and bit on to the edge of Misty's panties and >pulled them down... Harle: Like Aisha said. Aisha: Bad lemons are so predicable for a Ctral-Ctral. >As soon as they were removed he attacked her pussy with his tongue.. Making >a ring in her folds...starting at the outer most edge, and working it's way into >wards her clit...when he got that far...she was about ready to climax.. Vash: Can you say, run-on sentence? Aisha: This whole fucking lemon is one goddammed run-on sentence! >He looked up and her..his face covered in her juices.. Harle: Make up your mind you fucking bitch! >She nodded... Vash: Then her head fell off. >He wrapped his hands around her buttocks, and pulled her love box onto the tip >of her now rock hard dick Aisha: Her? Vash: Are both girls or are they both boys? Aisha: It's the Instasex change thing again. >...Slowly he entered her tight pussy, which clamped onto his member and pulled >him all the way in.. Harle: Into ze dimensional warp. Aisha: (Misty) Did I forget to tell you about that warp in my pussy? >.they both started a chorus of moans ...After a few lingering moments of bliss... Vash: Ah yes, another drug I wish we had to dull the stupidity of the author that we are feeling. >Ash continued to start up a rythem... Aisha: The stupidity of the author must have killed the spellchecker. >Their chorus got louder...until..after a few minutes of the rocking, sloshing, and >kissing, Harle: Ash's mother knocked on ze door. Aisha: (Ash's mom) Ash, are you having bad, lemon sex, with a idiotic plot that could never really happen involving playing naked monopoly with misty, written by four year old drop out that has changed you form male to female three times already? Vash: (Ash) Err…Ummm…Yes. Aisha: (Ash's mom) OK, just checking. I'm off now to the town orgy. I'll be back in a week. > Misty hit her climax. Soon after Ash... Aisha: Peeled off his skin and became Godzilla! >"Ash...Ash...I have something to tell you..." Misty's voice whispered softly. Vash: Oh my god! Where back at the beginning! All: NOOOO! "Let me go first Misty.... Misty...Uhhhhh.... Harle: (Ashes brain) Zis brain performed an illegal operation and will be zhut down. >You do something to me...I have these feelings.....You...dri-" Vash: No, let me guess. Drive you crazy? Wild? >"Drive you crazy? Wild? Vash: Gee, what a big fucking surprise. >Make you just want to strip off your clothes and do crazy, passionate things..?" Harle: Can we go now? Vash: No, not until the vary end. Harle: End already! Aisha: Just a little bit longer Harle. > Misty's face was bright red from embarrassment, though her eyes burned with >passion. Harle: Do to ze heat her eye's melted. >Ash quickly replied... Vash: I'm having James baby! >"Exactly.. Aisha: Before he could finish the Army of Darkness came in mooned both of them. >and that's just a start to it...I want you Misty...Ever since I met yo-" All: Complete and total bullshit! >But before he could finish...Misty leaned her head forward..and ..... Harle: A chestbuster came out of Ash and raped misty then it went to ze town orgy. Aisha: Knock it off, it's almost over. >kissed him tenderly. Then resting her head on his chest, their bodies still >connected as one... Aisha: (Misty) Dammit Ash, I told you that you shouldn't have used super cement glue as a lubricant! >they fell asleep, cuddled in one another's arms. Vash: Until the nuclear missile hit the house. Harle: (Pikachu) I'm finally rid of zem! Freedom! ----- Aisha: It's the brain wave pattern of the author. >SO what did you think? ^_^ All: Total SHIT! > Please send me any comments, flames, pick up lines, Vash: The only reason I would use a pick up line on her is if I was going to power bomb her. >whatever to sailorhentai@desireme.com, subject "I want you.. Harle: Zo burn in hell. >err..Your Pokemon story!" ^_- See ya. Aisha: If we do we'll rip you apart like a Christmas Goose in a homeless shelter. Vash: Let's go. *EXIT* {[In the living room]} Harle: Are all ze lemons Pyron sends like this. Aisha: No Harle: Really? Aisha: There worse. Harle: *facefalt* Vash: Don't worry, we'll get through this intact. Evil Voice: I'm afraid that will not be the case. * The monitor springs to life * Pyron: So, your still resist? No matter, there are many more lemons where that came from my pawns. *Harle walks closer to the monitor* Harle: Pyron, Moi was wondering if you could me back zo ze endless void where you got me. Vash: Us too! Pyron: Let think about that. No! Aisha: But… Pyron: But nothing! You all will stay here until all of you have become my slaves. *Pyron looks at the unconscious Jace* Pyron: *points to Jace* Do something about Jace. Until next time. *Monitor turns off* Vash: Shit! We forgot about Jace. *All three move to Jace's side* Jace: ×.× Aisha: Is he dead? If he is I get his supper tonight. Vash: Hell I don't know. I'm no doctor. Harle: *looks over Jace* Hmmm, stand back, let moi try somezing. * Both Vash and Aisha stood and took a couple steeps back* Aisha: Will your idea work Harle? Harle: Moi doses not know, now let Moi focus. *Harle stands up and closes her eyes* Vash: *quietly to Aisha* I wonder what kind of mystical power she possesses? Aisha: Shhhh. *Suddenly Harle opens her eyes and kicks Jace square in the head* Aisha: What the hell are you doing! I could have done that! Vash: *taps Aisha on the shoulder* Hey, look Aisha. *Jace's slowly open* Harle: See, it worked. Jace: *groans* *Aisha goes over to Jace and helps him up* Jace: Hi guys. What did I miss? Vash: A really crappie lemon. Jace: Oh, is that all? Aisha: Nope, we got a new shipmate. Vash: She's the one that helped you. Her name is Harle the Harlequin. Harle: Nice zo meet you monsieur Jace. *Upon hearing Harle's voice opened his eyes wide. * Jace: The Harle! The Dark Moon Dragon God Harle! Harle: That's moi. Jace, in his excitement, knocked over Aisha to get right beside Harle. * Jace: * in a suave voice* Hello, I am Jace, but you can call me Jace. Harle: *sweat drop* OK, Jace. Jace: Why don't you come with me and I'll show you around the ship. *Before Harle could say anything Aisha popped behind Jace and grabbed his ear.* Jace: Ow! Knock it off Aisha! Aisha: Not until you show us where the food is. Jace: Oh, that. No problem, but could you let go of my ear first. *After Aisha let's go of Jace's ear, they all started to head down to the unexplored parts of the ship. * *After a wile of exploring. * Aisha: Jace, do you know where your going? Jace: I'll answer that when we find the food. Vash: That does not make me any less nervous. Harle: I hope we get zere soon. Jace: Hey, look at this! *Jace walks over to a button on the wall. * Jace: Cool, a button. Vash: No, don't! Jace: *pushes the button * Too late. *Suddenly a trap door opens below them and they all fall in. * All: AHHHhhhhhh! =========================================================== Wow. Exciting stuff hum? What happened to the crew? Do they find the food? Will they be attacked by unknown dangers? What kind of lemon will Pyron have for them next time? Can Jace survive with out his PS2? How much wood could a woodchuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? What is the square root of seven divided by nine times the speed of a crashing WTA flight? Wait and see my friends, wait and see. Until then. ______ Wolfvain The MSTer "Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun."-Bruce Campbell "Look at me lady, even i don't know where the hell I am half the time." - Jay