From: SaraJ (sarajnes@aol.common) Subject: [MST][PW] POKEMON ARE THE REAL WINNERS Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon View this article only Date: 1999/08/21 This is my very first MST (that I can post here, anyway) Vicki, Nancy, and Richie enter. They have a few bags of chips, several cans of soda, and some assorted candy. Nancy: Another fanfic. Great! And this one's not even as decent as that lemon! Richie: Supposed to be a total bomb from what I've read. *takes a handful of cheese curls* Vicki: I can't believe this guy had the balls to put the [PW] tag on such a crappy story. *unwraps an Airhead* Richie: That probably landed him in a lot of killfiles. Nancy: Not probably-definitely. *opens a can of Pepsi* All: PLONK! *laugh* > POKEMON ARE THE REAL WINNERS > > Nick hale (fuzzfuzz12@hotmail.com) > Summary: kill rizzo's friends > > I am Nick I am 12 years old Nancy: Really? I know a lot of 12-year-olds who can write better than that. Vicki: *shakes her head* Lack of punctuation-minus 5 points. and I like to make stories were stark members > die Vicki: Stark? *takes a swig of Slice* Richie: Stark: The Next Abomination! All: *laugh* > please send me feedback All: It STINKS! Vicki: Hotchie motchie! What were you smoking when you wrote this crap? > > -------------------------- > "Agent Mew, what do you have to report to us about Voyager?" Vicki: Well, so far this story blows, and the only ones who are reading it are those who saw the [PW] tag and were fooled into thinking it was an actual [PW] post. This story isn't even about Pok‚mon to begin with, so it is therefore off-topic. Richie: You said it. *laughs* Nancy: This guys's a real moron! *laughs* All: *laugh* > > "Well the starship has been missing Nancy: Good writing. Richie: Good grammar. Vicki: Common sense. since early this morning. I > > believe the Muppet Squadron destroyed the vessel". Nancy: So that's where they got Rizzo from... > > "Good work Agent Mew. Now we must kill All: The idiot who wrote this damn story! Nancy's dad(from downstairs): Are you guys MSTing again? Nancy: Yeah. Nancy's dad: Well, you mind keeping it down? All: Sorry. Nancy's dad: That's all right. Richie: *closes the door* Much better. any of the survivors" > > "What! We can't do that we can't reveal ourselves Nancy: Don't! Vicki: We don't want to see that. Richie: Oh, great. Your dirty little mind is at it again. Vicki: Hey! *throws a cheese curl at him* Richie: *eats it* Thank you! Nancy: You guys...*giggles and takes a handful of pretzels* would be > > suicide" > > Later, the Captain Janeway woke up in a plane with nothing but hot tubs > > and Rizzo's rat friends. They were trying to put the game moves on the > > Captain. The rats said All: We are the rats who SAAAYYY...Bzzt. Nancy: I hope we don't get flamed for borrowing that one. Richie: Kain references...yech. *opens a can of Coke* "huba huba huba what a gal. Let's smooch baby." > > Stop! All: Please! Vicki: Stop this story before I kick my own arse! > > Slap! Nancy: Yes! > > Wham! Richie: *singing* Wake me up, before you go-go! Vicki: Yet another addition to our long list of references. Nancy: At least he isn't doing...that. > > "Oh yeah baby" Nancy: Now he's quoting Austin Powers? Vicki: The Rats who shagged me! Richie: That's what this story should have been titled. > > Just then Rizzo enters. > > "What are you doing to my honey bun?" > > The Captain says Richie: Help! I'm trapped in this stupid story! Let me out! Nancy: Please! I'll never assimilate anyone ever again! Vicki: Except the author of this damn story! >"Hey, I am no ones honey bun". She pulls out Vicki: A 10-inch vibrator. Nancy: Guess the other guys on the Starship can't satisfy her enough. Richie: Vicki, your filthy mind is contagious! Vicki: I know. Richie: Seriously, though, I'll bet it's one of the sex toys Captain Kirk uses on her... All: *laugh* her > > phaser and sets it to Richie: "Autoplonk". incinerate, fires. When three of the 300 rats were > dead. > > She said "Next rat to move gets it." Richie: Smart. Now they'll all try and see who can be the first on to move! Nancy: Yeah. When outnumbered by horny rats, always watch how you say things > > Rizzo started to run but 'ZAP' he gets burned down in his prime. > > Then the pokemon entered in and kill everyone but the Captain. Vicki: Of course they did! Hence the title. > > She was saved for tortured. > > THE END? Lets hope not Richie: Hey, Fuzzbut-I think you mean "Let's hope so"! Vicki&Nancy: Yeah, really. They pack up the rest of the junk food and file out, grumbling. So? What did you think? SaraJ I don't suffer from insanity.I like every minute of it. SNAFU=Situation Normal:All Fucked Up "Umm-is that a God dam? "-Beavis, "Beavis&Butt-Head Do America" "We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!" -Bart Simpson -----END SIG-----