From: Queen Bess-0-Rama (aznpikapi@aol.comformnow)
Subject: Re: [FAN-FIC] Ash's Wish - Brock's Wish Part II 
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
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Date: 1999/07/26 
 

MST3K time!


>  "Hey guys!" exclaimed Ash as he leapt through the bushes.

Dev: A good walk turns bad...
Clara: What?
Wind: that boy is too happy
Bess: What am I doing with my PW! characters

>  Ash Ketchum definitely did not expect to see the sight that was now 
>before him.  Brock and Misty were both naked as a jaybird on the grass 
>before him.
>  "Pika..?" Pikachu stared inquisitively.
>  "Oh my God!" Ash cried.  "What the hell are you guys doing!"
>  "Uhhh, errr..."  Neither of them could come up with an answer.

Bess: Horny little bastards ain't that?
Wind: Da hell?
Dev: Whoa
Clara: Ohmigawd! Ohmigawd, porn!

>  "That's it, I'm gonna become a Pokémon master by myself without you 
>guys!  I'm outta here!"
>  With that, Ash scooped up Pikachu and stomped off back into the 
>woods.
>  "Stupid horny no-good.."  Muttering under his breath, Ash collapsed 
>onto the forest floor and looked up through the canopy at the sky.  "I 
>wish I could get laid."
>  "Pika.." Pikachu put his paw firmly on Ash's shoulder.
>  Ash looked over and saw a different look in Pikachu's eye and knew 
>what it meant.

Bess: Oh MY GAWD!!! 
Wind: can we say poke-bestaility
Dev: ::goes and gets a tube sock::
Clara: ::gasps and whimpers::

  Immediately Ash began to undress as Pikachu smiled 
>from anticipation.
>  "Okay, Pikachu!  I'm done undressing, do your stuff!"
>  Pikachu squealed with glee as he turned around and stuck his long, 
>jagged tail up Ash's rear end.  He then arched his back in such a way 
>that he was able to bend over backwards between Ash's leg and lick the 
>underside of the trainer's cock.  With that, Pikachu began to pump his 
>tail in and out of Ash's ass while he licked the erect penis.
>  "My God, Pikachu!  You are awesome!"
>  "Pika..!"
>  "I'm gonna come, Pikachu!  I'm gonna come!"
>  "Pi...ka...chu!"
>  A split second before Ash climaxed, Pikachu let loose a thundershock 
>that caused him to have an orgasm that was completely undescribable.  
>Ash experienced complete ecstasy before the two collapsed to the 
>floor.

Clara covers her eyes: I can't watch this anymore, tell me when it's over
Wind: completely silent and dazed
Bess: Starts barfing in a popcorn bucket
Dev: Anal sex... yuck... ::shudders::

>  "Pikachu," Ash sighed.  "You're the best friend in the world.

Bess: it's over ok.. now how the hell do I get outta here
Clara: I'm a good girl, I'm a good girl, falls over a bunch of chairs
Dev: I think I liked part one better, I coulda jerked off better
Wind: What the fuck?

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