Subject: MST: My First Lummon ( Misty's News Experince ) Path: lobby!newstf02.news.aol.com!portc01.blue.aol.com!newsfeed.direct.ca!look.ca!news.he.net!typhoon.aracnet.com!not-for-mail From: torquemada_gi@hotthe_corrupt_universemail.com (Sky Render) Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai Message-ID: Organization: Sky Render Translations X-Newsreader: Anawave Gravity v1.10 Lines: 355 Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2000 12:27:19 -0700 NNTP-Posting-Host: 216.99.217.60 X-Complaints-To: news@aracnet.com X-Trace: typhoon.aracnet.com 966540655 216.99.217.60 (Thu, 17 Aug 2000 12:30:55 PDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2000 12:30:55 PDT This lemon just begs for an MST, so here we go... THE CAST: Ash: Poor kid... Misty: Likewise... Duke Nukem: Kickin' ass and takin' names as usual. Butz: Visiting from FF5 Sam: Keeping things in (dis)order. Max: Helping Sam out. (The cast enters the waiting room) Max: Man, that was one bad lemon. I don't think I've ever seen anything worse than that in my life. Let's do it again, Sam! Sam: Maybe later, li'l buddy, mabye later. Ash: Yech, I hope I never have to watch that again... I would NEVER do that with YOU, Misty. Misty: Good, 'cause I'd kill you if you ever tried. Duke: What a bunch of whimps, eh? Butz: Huh? Oh, yes, right... Damn it, where'd Boko go?! (Booming Voice): I see you survived that last test of endurance, but this one will push you to the limit. Max: Not likely. What's it called? (Booming Voice): My First Lummon ( Misty's News Experince ), according to the title. Max: Aaack! Who taught this kid to SPELL?! Sam: It could be worse, Max. Max: And how could it be worse, Sam? Sam: I'm still working on that, li'l buddy... (Booming Voice): Into the Lemon-Reading Room with you all! Butz: This is gonna be the day that I die, isn't it...? Duke: If I have anything to say about it, hell yeah! (Everybody packs back into the Lemon-Reading Room) > This is my first one so tell me if it is ok. > Duke: It sucks rocks! Butz: How can you know? It hasn't even started. Duke: One word: lummon. Butz: Ah, I see your point... > Chapter > 99 Ash: What?! Where's the last 98 chapters?! > Misty's New > Experience > Misty: If this is like any other lemon I've seen, then not bloody likely... > After Ash had defeated the Orange league Ash, Brock, and Misty went to > find somewhere to Max: Kill each other! Sam: No way, Max. That's our job. Max: Oh yeah, I forgot. > eat. And on there way like always Ash separated from Misty > and Brock. Misty: Oh, great, me alone with that loser... Ash: It could be worse... Misty: Yeah, me alone with YOU! Ash: How's that bad? (Misty clobbers Ash with a huge mallet) Misty: Because I KNOW you too well, ya sick little perv! Ash: (weakly) Oh yeah, I forgot... (passes out) > After hours of time Ash gave up in trying to find his way back to > the others. Duke: Hah, what a loser. You should've been looking for chicks to get laid with! Ash: I'm 11 years old, damn it! Duke: And that matters? Ash: ... > Ash found some fire wood and started a fire, then he un rolled > his sleeping bag. Pikachu finally went in his pokeball because it was dark > and scary. Ash: Okay, he's lost all credibility there... Butz: What's a Poke Ball? Is it anything like a... (Duke kicks Butz in the nuts) Duke: Shut your hole, or I'll blow you a new one, freak! Butz: (in a very high-pitched voice) Sorry, Mr. Nukem. > Then Ash went to sleep. > Ash: Wow, that was unpredictable! I'm amazed! Max: Sam, he'd better be sarcastic, or I'm gonna have to kick his pansy ass! Sam: I can't tell, li'l buddy. You'll just have to do it and find out, I guess. > While Ash is sleeping. What happened to Misty and Brock??? > Misty: I killed him! And then I ran off with Butch! Ash: BUTCH?! Misty: What? You've got a problem with that? Ash: Hell yeah! What about me? (Max kicks Ash in the ass) Ash: OW! Stupid little bastard! Max: I'm not a bastard, I'm a lagomorph, kid! Now I know you're an idiot. (Ash and Max get into a brawl, and Ash gets his ass whooped) Sam: Brutal... Max: But very true to life! > Crack, Aow that hurts Brock why can't you be in the front? One I Havn't > had a bath for weeks and two your doing a good job claering the way. Ah > Brock!! What now. Misty: What? That sounded like obscure Japanese translation there... Butz: A winner is me! Up I level! Duke: What the hell? Butz: Will help you! You are of friend to me! Duke: He's lost it... (Kicks Butz through the lemon) Get that crap outta here! > There's a BUG!! So, that's nothing different. BUT!! Come on let's keep > going. AAAAAAAAAA!! Misty!! Where did you go Misty!! Mis-- Now that he is > tied up I'll go to Ash now, Said Misty. > Misty: Huh? What? That was even stranger... (Butz lands head-first into Misty's lap) Butz: Hmm, I kinda like this... Misty: AACK! Get out of my lap! Max: He's kinda strange, Sam. Can I make a tennis racket outta him? Sam: Maybe later, Max... (Misty hurls Butz back into his seat) > ( 2 minutes Later) > Ash: Wow, you jog fast, Misty. Duke: Hey, where'd my steroids go? Ash: Oh, that explains it... > Zip, I hope this makes Ash to want me. Chin, Click, Chin.... What is > going on , Misty Demained. Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Said Someone in the darkness. Misty: Hasn't this guy heard of quotation marks? (A figure drops in) (figure): "I think not," the king said, and departed again. (figure jumps through the hole in the cieling) Misty: What in the hell was that thing?! Butz: Huh? Oh, that's the king from Dragon Warrior 2. He had a cameo coming up, so he probably wanted to get it over with now. Misty: I am not going to survive this lemon... > Who's There, said Misty. Someone you know. Who. Shut up! First unzip your > Leather Jeans then unzip your Leather Shit half way then but your arms back. Misty: This lemon is pure shit! Someone please tell me that the writer was executed after writing it? Ash: Actually, he's a multi-millionaire writer of a famous book series now. Misty: AUGH! (commits Seppuku) Duke: Heheh, what a mess! Max: That looked like it hurt. Can I do that, Sam? Sam: No way, Max, you'd make a mess all over the theatre floor. > ( Then Click, the chains let her Arms go and she did as she was told. Click > the Chain Locked her up again.) Now how is this, demanded Misty. So the > person came out of the darkness. Ash what are you doing! Shut up, said Ash. Ash: Heheh, Misty would kill me before she'd let me do THAT! (chokes, falls over dead) Duke: Hmm, case of poultergeists, it seems. Be careful what you say, kid, it can KILL you. Max: Hey Sam, how about we make him a fellow freelance policeman? Sam: I think he already is, Max. Max: Well then, how come he doesn't PAY us? Sam: That's the chief that's supposed to do that, Max. We car-bombed him on accident last week, remember? Max: Oh yeah. > Then Ash pulled Misty's pants down farther and push his dick in her pussy > and started puping slow but went faster bit by bit. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA > OhOhOhOhOhOh. Faster Said Misty. AhAhAhAhAhAh. > Duke: You call that a lemon? Butz: It's not a lemon? Duke: That's a pitiful excuse for text, if even that. I guess they'll start calling bad lemons "lummons" now... Butz: Hmm... Boko... Duke: What the hell is a Boko? Butz: My chocobo, of course. Duke: Why do you... No, wait, I really don't WANT to know. > ( Next Day) > Max: What, no in-depth coverage of the sex? I want my money back! Sam: We didn't pay anything to begin with, Max. Max: Well, somebody had better pay me! > Brock!! Brock!! I over here. Why are you tied to that tree , ask Misty > And Ash knowing why. I was hit from behind and knock out then I woke up tied > to this tree. > Duke: English isn't his first language, is it? Butz: No, this guy are sick. Duke: It's not your first language either, is it? Butz: I are speak Japanese, sorry. Duke: (shakes head) And I thought that Kain fellow was wierd... > END Max: And it's about damn time, too! Sam: Don't be so positive, Max. We're just going to be subjected to a worse lemon next time. Max: AACK! Duke: Well, it's time for me to go kick ass, and chew bubble gum! (checks his pockets) And I'm all outta gum... Butz: (reaches into the front of his pants, pulls out a pack of gum) Here, you can have mine. Duke: You're one sick little monkey. Keep your damn gum to yourself, ya sick perv... Max: Where was all of the wanton death and destruction? Sam: Well, don't those two dead people in the theatre count? Max: Well, yeah, but I wanted to see some gore in the lemon! Sam: Maybe next lemon, li'l buddy... (Booming Voice): Get out of the Lemon-Reading Room, already! I've got to send in the clean-up bots. Those kids made a huge mess... Max: Right. Let's go, Sam. Maybe we can go pick up some chicks on the beach. Sam: Why would we want to, Max? I'm a dog, and you're a rabbit. Max: So? Women like violent, naked rabbits. Come on. (They leave the room) Duke: Time to kill... (leaves the room) Butz: Oh, Boko, where are you? (leaves the room) (Crow enters the room) Crow: Of course, I get clean-up duty... Yeesh... THE END -- _-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_ / Sky Render (remove the corrupt universe to mail)\ { AIM: SkyRendrX ICQ #:2632972 } { Home Page: doomguru.8m.com - Doom Guru's Domain } { } { "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when } { I walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks } \_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_-`-_/ -_- Beware, the Eyes are after you... -_- ¬_¬ ¬_¬ ¬_¬ -We're agents of the government. Surrender. O_O -Uh, oh...