YES! if you're reading this, then I have finally figured out access to the newsgroups! thank you for your help, sandaasu! anyway, I want to tell you a long and winding story that starts with a preview of my (currently stalled) chocobo lemon and ends with the possible beginnings of a new MST revolution, but instead I will give you the revolutionary new format of MSTs: Group MSTing. (maybe someone has done this before, but who cares? : Airborne : By Shadow ooh.... birds fucking? : Ash, Misty, and Brock walked down the road to Valencia Island. it's a bridge, though, right? no road can go through water *Yay! Water walking! Sounds like alotta fun...* good point we should Email shadow and complain : Prof. : Oak had given them the task of getting a special pokéball from Prof. : IVY : They were still a long way's away, but their spirits were high, : and their feet were dead tired. *Poor feeet....* heh heh... high spirits ahh! get me down! i'll drink to that *laughing* : "My feet are dead tired," Ash moaned. heh. he moaned ash's whore moans! oh, wrong story : "Stop complaining, you're just making my feet hurt," Misty groaned. heh.. it's like they're already fucking groaned?? seriously I know : "Why don't we stop and rest for a while?" Brock suggested. : "Fine by me." Who said that? : They broke out the camping gear and set down for a break. Brock got : out his cooking gear and started frying up some eggs. *Nummie...* egges? *Uhuh... reaaaly late breakfast ^^* : Suddenly, a : streak of red light washed over the camp. washed the camp? who? the red light? : they all looked up and saw : a blazing bird in the sky, one that looked surprisingly like Moltres... this doesn't look good : "Hey, that looks like a rare pokémon!" Ash exclaimed. "I'm gonna go : catch it!" : "Be careful, Ash," Misty warned. Why can't misty talk without something sounding dirty? **blink* *blink** *Miao creeps away from Creations mind....* oh you know you want in : "I know!" : Ash ran after the flying pokémon, holding Dexter up to get a reading. : "Moltres," the tiny computer said electronically, "The flying pokémon : of the fire type. Thought to be extinct for thousands of years, : Moltres is one of the rarest pokémon in the world." how could it be rare and extinct? *Poor moltes.... but they only thought it there seee *points* but that's okais...* : "Wow! And I'm gonna catch it!" He pulled out a pokéball and prepared : to throw it, but Moltres suddenly reversed course and swooped over : Ash's head. He turned around and prepared to throw again, but Moltres : swooped down low and picked up Ash in his talons. "Hey, what the : fuck?!" *Yay! Moltres caught an Ash!* : They rose into the air so far above the trees, Ash was starting to get : airsick just by being there. Finally they leveled out and started a : slow glide to the north. Suddenly another bird flew up to them, only : this one was yellow. "Zapdos," Dexter chimed, "The bird pokémon of the : electric type. Known to hang around electrical plants, this pokémon : is considered a protected species." *** Caleb is now known as Mani *** taskmaker is now known as nyasu : Moltres stopped in midair, then Zapdos did something unusual. It went : behind the Moltres and attached its claws to the cuffs of Ash's pants. : Using its talons as fingers, it yanked off his pants, then the zipper : got caught in his underwear and that got pulled off as well. "What : the living hell are you doing?!" Ash shouted. The Zapdos responded : with an electric-sounding shriek. this reminds me of a scene from the batman superman jungle saga *Ooookaiii....* : All at once he felt a prodding against his naked ass cheeks. He : twisted his neck to see what was going on, and saw a bright red cock : sticking out from between the Moltres' legs. : It kept tapping it : against him, trying to find his anus. i think he's looking for something *I wonder if it could find Uranus... sorry just had too...* it has to be here somewhere did that moltres just talk? moltres : "Hey, get the hell out of there, : that's private!" he yelled. yeah, you have to have a reservation! *MY MOM ONLY* 0_o o.O : Suddenly the fire bird found his mark, and : thrust his tool deep into Ash's unsuspecting asshole. thats gotta leave a mark poor asshole... attached to such an asshole that's gonna be itchy in the morning : Ash kept squirming under Moltres' grasp, but the giant bird held him : firm. The bird's cock was fully into his ass, but it didn't fuck him. : It seemed to be waiting for something. : the Zapdos dropped Ash's pants, : letting them drop to the ground on a current of wind. : It dropped : beneath him, then let loose a quick burst of electricity directly at : Ash's cock. : The current stimulated him better than Misty's tongue, and : he quickly became erect. reminds me of love in the forest he erected the whole forest by himself? ? : Seeing its work done, the Zapdos flew up in : front of Ash, and he got a good view of the creature's also-hard : member. *Member of what?* : It sent a surge of electricity into Ash's head, causing him to : cry out in pain. : It took the opportunity to shove his cock into Ash's : mouth and down his throat. *Ack! Meanie...* talk about a biatch! : He immediately choked on it, and the Zapdos : backed it off a few inches, allowing him to breathe. when does ash use his chainsaw? shut up : Now the Moltres behind him began pumping. Slowly, but surely, it moved : its red-hot cock in and out of Ash's already hot ass. It's balls : slapped against his own scrotum, and the sensation kept his erection : going strong. The Zapdos started face-fucking him, sending tiny bursts : of electricity into him with every thrust. When the Moltres pulled : out, Zapdos pushed in, creating a very distinct rhythm for Ash to : follow. *Ash is gonna be traumatized and have a horrible fear of heights now* : Finally the pain from his ass got to him, and he began twisting and : turning, trying to get away, but he was impaled from both sides, and : neither of the birds would let him go just yet. *and when they do it will be in mid air* I wish I had a zapdos * Creation wishes he had Miao ~_^ * MiaoMiao *....* : Just when he thought : there was no escape, he caught sight of another bird coming towards : them. *These birdies are horribly horribly meanies there...* i don't know, i think i'd kind of like being in a 3 bird orgy lol whatever floats your boat : He hoped it was Pidgeot, but when it got closer, he saw it was : a blue bird. Articuno! how can you be raped by 3 birds at a time? good question : Maybe this one would be benevolent. Perhaps : as a sign that that was correct, the Zapdos pulled out of his mouth and : flew up to the Articuno. : Moltres stopped pumping his ass, but held him : in place with its cock still inside him. *well that was nice* very nice, i guess : His head dipped down in : exhaustion, but he managed to watch what was going on. ash, watch out! you're getting raped! how could he be exhausetd? because he was raped at a time like this? he wasn't the one doing the fucking so? i would be tired if i had to be raped by 3 huge birds ok... Unacat... I'm gonna stick a cock up your ass and you tell me if your exhausted no thank you! *backs away* i would like a cock up my ass, but i would probably get tired after a while : They made a few : screeching sounds at each other, ones that Ash couldn't understand, : then the Articuno turned around and the Zapdos started shocking it. battle time! *Meanie... I think Articuno was going to be nice...* pokemon bateru! it is nice... I wish i had a fem articuno : He was saved! Then he saw that the Zapdos was aiming the shocks at : Articuno's rear. : Oh, great, another homo-bird. Then the Zapdos : mounted Articuno, humped it for a while, then pulled out, and stuck his : cock back in Ash's mouth. : But its member had a distinctly different : flavor besides his own saliva. cock flavor? *I'd never taste a members saliva... unless it was a Member of lesbian rights or somthing..* i seen cock flavoured soup before : It was a flavor that Ash recognized : briefly. It was pussy juice. ZAPDOS IS A HERMAPHEDIOite! *I'd like to see a them sell bottled pussy juice* *Okai... that's just icky there...* : that meant...the Articuno was female. : Yay. -i'd like to work at the bottled pussy juice manufacturing factory pussy oil would be nice : Again the two males began fucking him, this time harder than before. * MiaoMiao *doesn't think that would be very fun....* well, it could be... *that's why we'll do it to you in your sleep miao* : The Articuno flew under him and thrust her rear in the air, then the : other two lowered themselves so Ash was laying on Articuno's back. * MiaoMiao *Oh no you wont!* * unacat *i get his mouth : Now : they thrust harder, making Ash move back and forth with each violating : stroke. [00:06] *** CloakedChaos has joined #MSTing stroke... stroke... stroke... welcome! Hello. were in the middle of an MST right now... feel free to join in hi welcome to the mst of airborne Don't mind if I do. : Their tempo never wavered; the Zapdos thrust in, making him back out of : Articuno and onto Moltres' cock, then Moltres pushed him back into : Articuno and onto Zapdos' cock. O_o.... Of course it's a lemon. what else? -sounds like a math word problem : Thing was, he was beginning to enjoy : it. Yeah, Moltres in his ass felt like a bad cast of hemorrhoids, but : Zapdos' electricity kept him charged up, and Articuno was tighter than : even Misty! Kept him charged up? What is the energizer bunny? lol you'll fit right in : He began to go with the rhythm, rubbing his tongue all : over Zapdos' cock like Misty had done to him, making the electric bird : screech in pleasure. : each time he was pushed into Articuno's pussy, he : thrust his hips forward, driving his member deeper into her. They : suddenly picked up the tempo, and Zapdos suddenly blew his load down : Ash's throat in a giant burst of electricity. *and killed him* [00:11] *** Mani has left #MSTing The end. : He swallowed what he : could, feeling the tingling cum spark against the inside of his throat. : Moltres came next, filling Ash's anus with red-hot cum. Dang.. it isn't. red hot cum! candy cum! : This pushed : the young trainer over the edge, and fired a blast of cum into : Articuno. Cum blast attack! *and killed articuno* And fell from the edge to his doom. : This shocked her so much she dropped out of the sky, her : orgasm peaking in mid-fall. Ash's cock was still spurting cum, which : fell to the ground like little white raindrops. it's raining cum! * CloakedChaos sings oh no... Raindrops keep falling on my head... hmmm..head... : Somewhere in the forest, Misty walked along, looking for Ash. He had : been gone for a damn long time, and she was really fucking horny. ooh misty, that feels so good! \ *she's fucking horny? who's horny?* |- At almost the same time i'm horny! / hah, beat you to it! : A : sudden tiredness hit her, and she yawned loudly. She's a slut....booong. shwing Tired and horny... : Suddenly, a drop of : thick liquid landed directly in her mouth. In her surprise, she : swallowed it, and tasted a familiar flavor. It was kool aid. Mmm... seman flavour* ... : "Ash?!" she yelped in : surprise as she looked toward the sky. And Ash fell on her, killing her. : Articuno never came back, and Zapdos pulled out when he finished and : flew away. Moltres kept Ash in position with its cock in his ass till : it softened and retracted back into its sheath. : It dropped out of the : sky suddenly, gliding downward in a wide circle, then released Ash when : they were close to the ground. He tumbled through the tree branches : and landed in the brush. He still had a burning sensation in his ass. Maaaan.. no more tequila for me... : Hey, Ash, where are you?" Brock called. : "Right here!" he shouted back. : Brock walked over to the brush, and noticed that Ash wasn't wearing any : pants...and was leaking a strange reddish liquid from his asshole. : "Umm...what...happened?" I got raped by three birds in mid air... what's it FUCKING look like? Damn! ANd I missed it! : And just then, Misty ran up to him. "Ash! I found you!" Then she : noticed what Brock noticed. "What happened?" : "I was gangbanged by some rare bird pokémon in midair." Fuck me! Please! same old, same old that happens to me every day : And you didn't catch any of them?" : Ash didn't say anything. He just walked in the general direction of : his pants, leaving a trail of Moltres cum all the way. : "That...was really disturbing," Brock muttered. i've seen more disturbing At least Brock has some normality about him. yeah.. he doesn't get gangbanged by birds in the middle of the sky : Switching back to regular unedited log mode [00:21] * nyasu claps [00:21] YaY! [00:21] was that good? [00:21] * Creation shoots himself in the head [00:21] it was one of my favorite stories [00:22] * CloakedChaos looks at Unacat. [00:22] * CloakedChaos edges away from Unacat. [00:22] really? [00:22] you know, there is no reason unacat isn't an op [00:23] yeah... and yes, really. [00:23] creation [00:23] its your vote [00:23] i say op him [00:23] I came across this story long before i'd even heard of the newsgroup [00:24] anybody want me to send them a copy of the MST we just did? [00:25] I have it logged [00:25] CREATION! [00:25] op or no [00:26] What do you mean Nyasu? [00:26] Unacat.. yeah it's shadows... you can get it from www.geocities.com/shadow_archive [00:27] *** nyasu sets mode: +o unacat [00:28] * Creation pokes everyone in the channel [00:28] I already have it [00:28] * CloakedChaos pokes back. [00:29] thats because i stopped asking an opped you [00:29] *** Creation sets mode: +o CloakedChaos [00:29] now that i didn't understand, but ok [00:29] no more random ops! [00:29] tomorrow we should start the channel website [00:32] I should be going to bed... it's 12:30 [00:33] my ICQ # is 64046127 if you have anything channel wise to discuss... [00:33] 81174248 [00:33] Night night ^^ [00:34] Night. [00:35] *** MiaoMiao has left #MSTing (Night night all, and pleasent dreams too ^^) [00:35] *** Creation has quit IRC (and I'm going to bed) [00:35] *** CloakedChaos has quit IRC (and goes to breakfast.) Session Close: Fri May 04 00:39:44 2001 CREDITS Airborne written by SHADOW #MSTing regged to CREATION Idea for group MSTing by UNACAT *Poor _____* comments by MIAO MIAO The (in my opinion) 2 best jokes in the MST: Done by MIAO MIAO (*Yay! Moltres caught an Ash!*) And CLOAKEDCHAOS (Kept him charged up? What is the energizer bunny?) Log edited by UNACAT Having the same exact joke all at the same time by UNACAT, CREATION, NYASU Doing nothing much at all by MANI Copyright 2001 EsperMST Inc. Name subject to change without warning. Airborne is copyright Ink Blot Inc. MST is owned by Best Brains, or something Pokemon, Moltres, Articuno, Zapdos, Ash, Misty, and all the other weird yet interesting characters copyright nintendo, gamefreak, or something. All Rights Reserved And Then Wasted -------------- (little Shadow style endnote) Unacat: well, that was a fucking waste of time. Vicki (my kangaroo character, kinda like shadow's alyssa): fucking? Unacat: That's not what i meant, but sure! ^^ Vicki: ... huh? Unacat: ... I'm confused. Vicki: I was just wondering why you were cursing so much. Unacat: ... ? Vicki: *sigh* here, this will get your mind back on track. (grabs Una) Unacat: What the fuck? Vicki: This one! (the door slams shut and yiffing noises are heard) ----------------- THE END