Subject: My first lemon Mst Path: lobby!newstf02.news.aol.com!portc01.blue.aol.com!cyclone2.usenetserver.com!news-out.usenetserver.com!newsfeed.skycache.com!Cidera!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!nntp2.deja.com!nnrp1.deja.com!not-for-mail From: daviduck@my-deja.com Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2000 18:30:45 GMT Organization: Deja.com - Before you buy. Lines: 273 Message-ID: <8tn34l$51m$1@nnrp1.deja.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 170.222.206.92 X-Article-Creation-Date: Tue Oct 31 18:30:45 2000 GMT X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC) X-Http-Proxy: 1.1 x64.deja.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 170.222.206.92 X-MyDeja-Info: XMYDJUIDdaviduck David Duck with- (drum-roll) my first Mst. I couldn't afford any guest stars this week, so on to plan B. I posted this several months after writing this, sorry for the delay. (Hello people, this was just soo ripe for the misting and I just couldn't resist) /introduce Msters /Mike (pokemon master) /Tom (Student at Poketech U) Author: Cubone -Tom: Cubone?!? -Mike: Prepare for spelling trouble! -Tom: Make it double -Mike: To protect the AGNPH from plot devastation -Tom: To unite all people with grammar education -Mike: To denounce the evils of run on sentences -Tom: To extend our reach to the archives above -Mike: Mike! -Tom: Tom! -Mike: Team lemon blasts off at the speed of light -Tom: Surrender now or prepare to take flight -David Duck: Farfetch'd, that's right! Description: Jessie calls on Ekens -Mike: Who's Ekens? -Tom: Not even one sentence into the story and already an error, o-boy. for some special help. -Tom: With homework? -Mike: If only we where so lucky. a gastly night -Mike: of poor spelling Jessie layed awake looking at the underside of James's -Tom: James's? bunkbed. She sighed and sat up, wondering what would happen when the day they caught Pikachu arraived. -Mike: Arraived?? -Tom: They can't catch Pikachu even with an arraive. -Mike: Huh? Would they continue on like before looking for new and rare pokemon? -Tom: How is Pikachu new or rare? -Mike: I guess they don't get out much. Or would the boss asign -Mike: Hokd on fonics wurkd fer me. them a new mission? Jessie rolled out of bed -Tom: and squashed Meowth (he-he) -Mike: Vicious little punk. and looked about the darkness of the room. She quietly walked past a sleeping Meowth and into the bathroom. After finishing herbussiness, -Mike: S p a c e s n e e d e d. -Tom: Do we need to know her bowl movements. she checked herself out in the mirror. -Mike: Tits, oooh! She wished she was a guy so she could lick and suckle her breasts. -Tom: James must have some serious he-hooters if she thinks guys can suck their boobs. She laughed to herself and shook her head. She slowly put a hand on her breasts, checking around for lumps and anything else -Mike: She's only 15 and already checking her brest for lumps, odd. as she began to notice she was getting horney. Jessie turned off the light in the bathroom and slipped back into her bed. She sighed and jumped as she felt her hand lower itself and begin to stroke her pussy. -Tom: Good Meowth. -Mike: Why does cubone always do stories that body parts have a mind of their own? Jessie grinned and lavished in the attention she vigina was getting, -Tom: Virginia on my mind as She reached up onto a shelf and puled down a pokeball which were located on a small shelf on the underside of James bunk. She smiled to herself and cracked the ball open. -Tom: Ow! "Ekans, help mommy out." -Mike: Incest, Yuck! She whispered as Ekans dove into her open pussy. Jessie quickly shoved her pillow into her mouth and screamed -Tom: How can you scream with a pillow in your mouth? -Mike: Very carefully... as Ekans wiggled around in her pussy. The pleasure was almost unbearible as Ekans's tail tickled and scraped her clit. Jessie screamed one final time letting all of her cum spill out into the sheets, her, and Ekans. Jessie smiled and pulled ekans out of her pussy and returned him to the pokeball. -Tom: Bitch, didn't even let Ekans have his! She smiled and closed her eyes. She finnaly -Tom: Did you know Jessie was Finnish? -Mike: I always thought she was O-so-fine-ish dozed off, and fell asleep. The End. OH GOD! that was the shortest story i EVER wrote. Sorry about that, i guess i was just board. I dunno, maybe if i get some requests for it, i'll make this story longer and more detailed. by the way, if you, and yes when i saw you i mean you the reader, if you , the reader, happen to know of any artists that wouldn't mind drawing pictures to my stories i would love to hear about it. i would love to see some pictures about my stories. well, later!! :) P.S. and if your wondering why the stories called " a gastly night" but has nothing to do with gastly, well, thats because I wanted to screw with your minds! BAH HAH HAh HAH HAH HAH HAh...HAH...sorry, i'm not well... Tom And Mike rejoice! ------------------------------------------------------------ }David Duck{ Customer: I'm running Windows 95... Helpdesk: Yes... Customer: ...and now my computer stopped working! Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that. -The president of Lotus walks into an elevator with a gun in his hand. In the elevator are: Sadam Hussein, Timothy McVeigh, and Bill Gates, but there are only two bullets in the gun! Who does he shoot??? Gates, twice to be sure. -Bugs come in through open Windows -Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows. -"If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed ... ... Oh, wait a minute, he already does." - Chris Ward. -The best way to accelerate Windows is through one. -Mac users often swear by their Macs, whereas PC users often swear at their PCs. -Meade's law: A PC user will dissipate between 20% and 40% of their time keeping the machine running where a Mac user spends 2%. -Pikachu! ThunderFu.. -Digglet DIG! -"I'll open up a can of leek slap on your furry little, poke Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.