Dear Timothy, This is my first MSTing, and I wondered if you would please post it on your page. It's an icky FFVII lemon called "Cloud and Aeris". Thanks a bundle! Ann ---------- In the far and distant future Downtown Midgar B.C There was a guy named Cloud Not too different from you or me He worked at the AVALANCHE H.Q. Just another face in an armored suit He did a good job protectin’ the place But the Turks didn’t like him so they shot him into spa-ace! (GET ME DOWN!) They’ll send him cheesy fanfics The worst, they can find He’ll have to sit and watch them all And they’ll monitor his mind! Now keep in mind Cloud can’t control Where the fanfics begin or end He’ll try to keep his sanity With the help of some of his friends! FF ROLL CALL! Aeris! (Here we go again. . .) Sephiroth! (Where’s my sword?!) Tifaaaaaaaa! (SWEET MOTHER MCCREE!) You’re probably wondering how they eat and breathe And other science facts So tell yourself, "This is just a spoof, I really should relax" For Final Fantasy Theatre 7000! *guitar twang* WARNING: The following fanfic has sexual content. Those under eighteen, who have a heart condition, or have weak stomachs should hit the ‘Back’ button on their browser. Otherwise, read on! Tifa Lockheart let her fingers glide through the still water of the pond. Looking out over the surface of the pond, she saw Aeris Gainsborough and Cloud Strife splashing each other and acting like hormone-crazed teenagers. She watched this scene through half-closed eyes, not expecting a sneak attack from behind. Thus, she was very surprised when she was shoved in. "SEPHIROTH!" she screamed, standing on the bottom of the pond, brushing wet hair and sea grass from her eyes. "What was that for?" Sephiroth Jeter, clad casually in jeans and a Metallica T-shirt, smirked down at the brunette woman. "Just to tell you that the Turks are calling," he responded. He looked out to Aeris and Cloud, and yelled, "GUYS! THE TURKS ARE CALLING!" The two swam into shore and pulled themselves out of the pond. "Magic Voice, end and save Program Pond," Aeris called, wrapping a towel around her waist. The four exited the Holocabana, now back in their regular clothes, and entered the bridge. Cloud hit the Shiny Happy Red Button and Elena and Tseng appeared on the viewscreen. "Hello, experiments!" Elena said brightly. A loud explosion was heard in the background as the blonde woman added, "Um, due to technical difficulties, we won’t be having the invention exchange today." "But what about our dub machine/microwave oven/bike/CD Player/laptop computer?" Tifa protested, pointing to a large, unwieldy machine in the middle of the room. "Never mind it," Tseng interrupted. "Today’s experiment is a short but icky lemon called ‘Cloud and Aeris’." At the mention of the title, both Cloud and Aeris went deadly white. "Enjoy the hurting!" Elena yelled. "Tseng, push the button!" "Yes, O Mistress!" Tseng replied, bopping the button. The story switched to script format as alarms blared and lights began flashing. Sephiroth: WE GOT MOVIE SIIIIIIIIGN! Door 6: "Oh my God! They killed Aeris!" Door 5: "Go Go Av-a-laanche!" Door 4: "These are the voyages of the Shinra 5. . ." Door 3: "Welcome to the Final Fantasy zone. . ." Door 2: "When in lovely Midgar, be sure to visit. . ." Door 1: "It’s the eeeend of our sanity as we know it. . ." ROLL ‘EM! >>Cloud and Aeris Cloud: Oh, no, not this one! Aeris: I thought this one went onto the trash heap! >>by Keops >>riel@telcel.net.ve >>Hentai Fanfiction Tifa: *slowly* Cloud. . .and. . .Aeris. . .hentai. . .fanfiction. . .DEAR GOD! *runs around the theatre screaming like a maniac* >>***************** Aeris: Today’s forecast—snowy, with lows of minus ten. >>Aeris walked to Cloud's bed. Cloud was thinking about leaving the house in the early morning, when >>Aeris appeared on the room, naked... Sephiroth: *gets a nosebleed and passes out* Tifa: I never would have thought HIM to be so sensitive. >>Cloud thought "What???" and did like he was sleeping... Aeris: Better watch out. There’s already a shortage of question marks in the world. Cloud: Save the question mark! >>Then Aeris sit on the bed corner, carefully, like trying to keep Cloud slept, and she throw herself at a >>side. Sephiroth: *wakes up* *imitates A Side* Gotcha! *makes dropping noise* No, I don’t. >>Cloud was looking at that, and he thought "Wow, she's more beautiful than I thought!", and Cloud >>went hot at the instant were Aeris pressed her breasts against Cloud's chest. Tifa: *glaring daggers at Aeris* Aeris: *shrinks into her seat* >>Cloud, trying to keep the secret of sleep, Cloud: Shhh! It's a secret! Only I know how to sleep! >>moved his arms and innocently touched Aeris hardened nipples, but Aeris wanted more, so she took >>Cloud's hand, Sephiroth: Ripping off his hand in a spray of blood and gore! Oh the humanity! >>and slowly moved it in circles around her breasts and nipples. She was hot and horny and started to >>moan "Yes, ohh!", but passively. Aeris: *monotone* Yes. Ohh. >>Then she took Cloud's arm and put it on her soft and virgin vagina. Tifa: You took his ARM, too? Geez, do you want ALL of his limbs? Cloud: Yeah, then she took my foot and one of my legs. . . >>At that moment Cloud couldn't resist and jumped all over her, kissing her and sucking her breasts. >>She violently took Cloud's sweater off and started to kiss her strong chest, Sephiroth: HELLO! Sudden sex change! Aeris: Cloud? Is there something you’re not telling me? >>but Aeris wasn't still satisfyed, so she inmediatly ran to Cloud's Manhood, and touched it. >>Then she started to suck it... Cloud/Aeris: *turn interesting shades of green* >>Cloud came all over Aeris' face, and she drank all the cum, and that scene got Cloud hotter, so he >>inserted his penis inside Aeris' lower lips. Tifa: Insert tab ‘A’ into slut ‘B’. . .*WHAP!* Aeris: Shut UP! >> Both of them were sweat and hot, Sephiroth: BOTH of them?! Boy, talk about an identity crisis! >>and Cloud reached Aeris' hymen, so he pulled stronger against it >>and finally penetrated. Cloud >>came once again inside Aeris' pussy Cloud: . . .who was named Spike. . . . >>and then they finished with a passionate french kiss... Tifa: You know, in France they call it an American kiss. Aeris: *sugary sweet* And how would you know, Tifa dear? Tifa: . . . >>"I always wanted to do that..." exclaimed Aeris... Sephiroth: Gee, I hope they cleaned up. . . Tifa: SEPHIROTH! Sephiroth:. . .all those extra dots. >>THE END Cloud: The best part of the story. Aeris: C’mon, let’s get outta here. *Exeunt* "That was awful," Tifa groaned as the story went back to story format. "How much did you guys get paid to be in that?" "Nothing," Cloud and Aeris mumbled at the same time. "WHAT?!" Praise, money, C&C, and candy will be accepted at ayeka13@yahoo.com, flames and livestock will be considered, and rabid vermin will be deleted. Aeris, Cloud, Tifa, Elena, Tseng, and Sephiroth belong to SquareSoft. I’m not affiliated with them in any way, if I was I’d be a billionaire and I wouldn’t stoop to making fun of other people’s work. All copyrighted stuff in here belongs to their respective owners, I own none of it. "Cloud and Aeris" belongs to Keops and this was not meant to make fun of him/her. Just think of it as another form of C&C. Keep circulating the fics! ">>She violently took Cloud's sweater off and started to kiss her strong chest,"