In the far and distant future Downtown Midgar B.C There was a guy named Cloud Not too different from you or me He worked at the AVALANCHE H.Q. Just another face in an armored suit He did a good job protectin' the place But the Turks didn't like him so they shot him into spa-ace! (GET ME DOWN!) They'll send him cheesy fanfics The worst, they can find He'll have to sit and watch them all And they'll monitor his mind! Now keep in mind Cloud can't control Where the fanfics begin or end He'll try to keep his sanity With the help of some of his friends! FF ROLL CALL! Aeris! (Here we go again. . .) Sephiroth! (Where's my sword?!) Tifaaaaaaaa! (SWEET MOTHER MCCREE!) You're probably wondering how they eat and breathe And other science facts So tell yourself, "This is just a spoof, I really should relax" For Final Fantasy Theatre 7000! *guitar twang* WARNING: The following fanfic has sexual content. Those under eighteen, who have a heart condition, or have weak stomachs should hit the 'Back' button on their browser. Otherwise, read on! Cautiously, Cloud Strife slipped a card off his rapidly diminishing pile and laid it face up on the table. He sucked in his breath- And screamed in anger when Aeris Gainsborough slapped the huge pile in the middle of the table. "What was that?" Tifa Lockheart demanded. Aeris held up the top three cards. They were an eight, a three, and an eight. "Sammich." "Crap!" Sephiroth Jeter howled. "I lost my ace!" Aeris laid down a queen, followed by Tifa laying down a king, after which Sephiroth put down a ten and a jack, and then, it was Cloud's turn. He closed his eyes, prayed briefly to the Planet for luck, and set down his last card. At Sephiroth's crow of joy, Cloud cracked open an eye and saw his final card had been a seven. "NO!" he wailed. "I've been screwed by the Egyptian rat!" "You're not aggressive enough," Tifa remarked critically. "I mean, half the time you just sit there like, 'Oooh, doubles, piddy . . .'" "Yeah, so do you, that's why Aeris got all of them," Cloud snapped. "Ya gotta be fast!" Aeris giggled. Just then, the alarm went off. "The Turks are calling," Sephiroth groaned. He leaned back in his chair and hit the Shiny Happy Red Button. "Guys?" Elena said, peering into the viewscreen. "Can you tell me something?" "Sure, what?" Cloud asked. Elena stepped back, revealing that she was wearing a rather snugly-fitting baby tee without the aid of a brassiere. "Do you think this is too tight?" she asked, putting her hands on her hips. Sephiroth found his mouth unable to move and that he lacked the ability to take his eyes from Elena's impressive upper torso. "Duh . . . duh . . . duh . . ." said Cloud. Tifa wrinkled her nose and tilted her head to the left, then the right. "I think it looks cute," she said finally. "What's it for?" "Tseng and I are going out to the movies tonight," the female Turk explained, fairly glowing. "All I had was my Turk uniform, and I wanted to look nice." "You look great," Aeris said. "Now you just need some makeup and you will knock him dead." "Makeup?" Elena bit her lip. "I don't have any . . ." "We do!" the girls chorused. "Hang on, I'll go get it," Aeris said. She raced from the bridge and returned a few minutes later, bearing two small bags practically bursting at the seams and a few back issues of "Seventeen". "Just follow the tips in these magazines and you should be okay. Can you transport the stuff over?" "No prob!" Elena said. The makeup bags and magazines disappeared in red sparklies. "Thanks so much for the help, guys. I think I might cancel the experi-" "Good Lord, Elena!" Sephiroth finally yelled, having suddenly regained the ability of speech. "Where've you been hiding those all these years?!" Elena turned beet red. "Oooh! That's it! Into the theatre, peons!" With a huff, she closed the connection. "Great job," Aeris said, thwacking Sephiroth upside the head with the Parasol. "She was just about to cancel the experiment too." "Sorry," the silver-haired man muttered. He glanced around. "What's the matter with Cloud?" "Duh . . . duh . . . duh . . ." "Phrack," Tifa muttered. "Elena's upper torso freaked him out." She waved her hand in front of Cloud's eyes. "What? Who? When? Where? How? Why?" "We're going into the theatre," Aeris said as the story went to script format. *Alarms blare.* ALL: AHHHHHHHHH! WE GOT MOVIE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN! Door 6: "I got chills/They're from this fanfic . . ." Door 5: "Look at me/I'm Aeris G. . ." Door 4: "There are worse things/I could write . . ." Door 3: "Bad fanfics/Gooo bad fanfics . . ." Door 2: "Born to riff these fanfics!" Door 1: "It's the eeeeeeeeend of our sanity as we know it . . ." *They enter the theatre and sit L-R CLOUD AERIS TIFA SEPHIROTH.* >>Sephiroth, Meteor, Holy, Then ... AERIS: Parachuting cows! >>by: Al-I-Bus >> almo1432@aol.com TIFA: Elmo's writing lemons? >>Disclaimer: >>This is a lemon fanfic. It contains profanity, pornographic >>material, and CLOUD: Exploding elephants! >>other things that could offend a person of a soft nature. SEPHIROTH: Yes, but is it Downy soft? >>If you would like to read it and are over the age of 18 >>please continue. AERIS: Let's see. I'm twenty-two, Cloud's twenty-one, Tifa's twenty, and Sephiroth's- SEPHIROTH: Young and beautiful. AERIS: Gosh, Sephiroth, it's no big deal. You're only- SEPHIROTH: Young and beautiful. >>If you do not fulfill any of those >>requirements, then get the hell out of here now. TIFA: I have a really soft nature! Buh-bye! *runs off stage left* CLOUD: Hey, that isn't fair! RUFUS: *o.s.* She'll be back. *TIFA runs back on, stage right.* TIFA: What the--? >>Losers you won't read this anyway. Have fun with it, distribute with >>discretion, and E-mail me with comments. Oh yeah this is part >>two of "Their First Time" CLOUD: So then this would be Their Second Time, now wouldn't it? >>The sun glinted off the twisted mass of metal that lay on the >>Midgar planes. A soft wind blew, swirling dust and filth >>around. >>Suddenly an arm pokes through the debris. AERIS: Boink! >>Cloud Strife pulled himself out of the wrekage of what had been the Highwind SEPHIROTH: And was now an attractive and low-priced- TIFA: SEPHIROTH! SEPHIROTH: --train set! Geez, what'd ya think I was gonna say? >>and looked around. He could not see anything, but metal and >>broken glass all around him. It was terrible. CLOUD: But what was really terrible was that the nearest rest area was eight thousand miles away and he *really* had to go. >>For a minute he didn't uunderstand what had hapened, AERIS: And then he realized he had broken his spellchecker. >>then when he remembered about Holy and Sephiroth and everything that had >>happened he wondered for a moment if he was the last remaining person on the >>planet. TIFA: *Asuka* I think . . . I'm going . . . to be sick. >>"TIFA!!!" he immediately thought. Cloud bent over the >>pile of twisted and charred metal he had just emerged from and >>began digging through it... SEPHIROTH: *Cloud* Lunar Harp, Key to Sector Five, Silk Dress--*himself* A silk dress? Cloud, what's this doing in your Rare Items list? CLOUD: GIMME THAT! >>Two weeks later Cloud, Tifa, and everyone else lay recovering in >>Cosmo Canyon. TIFA: Unfortunately, Bugenhagen kept dropping Huge Materia on them, which rather delayed the healing process. >>It had taken Cloud the better part of two days to >>find all of his companions in the wreckage of the Highwind. AERIS: Two DAYS? And they weren't DEAD? CLOUD: Well, only slightly. >>Luckily, not long after he started looking he came upon Barret, >>who was just recovering from the crash. With his help, and >>determination to say the least, they had rescued everyone from >>the rubble. Tifa was ok, just a few nicks and bruises, but Cloud >>had suffered from a massive blow to the head SEPHIROTH: Luckily there's nothing vital up there or else he mighta been hurt. CLOUD: Yeah, it's a good th-HEY! >>and had collapsed as sooon as the party started towards Kalm, which somehow >>magically had been spared destruction ( metal from what had been >>Midgar lay all around the town). AERIS: Huh? Midgar got destroyed? How'd that happen? TIFA: Well, see, Palmer ate too many bean burritos for lunch . . . >>Barret and Cid managed to drag Cloud to the inn in Kalm, and once he had >>recovered sufficiently, they all proceeded to Cosmo Canyon. Although they >>had been strengthened somewhat, SEPHIROTH: *starts laughing, but covers it with a cough* CLOUD: What are *you* laughing at? SEPHIROTH: When did you start chi-raising activities? CLOUD: Huh? SEPHIROTH: Silly me! I didn't even know Soi was in your party! *The GIRLS start giggling.* CLOUD: I don't get it! >>they probably wouldn't have made >>the long journey if it wasn't for some help from whjat would be >>new friends. TIFA: The Teletubbies! AERIS: In that case, what would also be target practice. >>At the port in Junon, the enterouge had stumbled >>across Reno, Rude, and Elena. Expecting an attack fo some sorts >>they were surprised, and one was jealous, when Elena grabbed >>Cloud in a tight embrace and shouted "I'm glad you guys are >>safe!!!!!". CLOUD: Not for long if she keeps me in a death grip like that! SEPHIROTH: Who was jealous? Cait? >>It turned out that the Turks had been waiting for a >>week and a half at Junon for Cloud and his team to help them out >>with rebuilding the world. ALL: DUCT TAPE! >>Cloud lay in his bed, happy with the whole situation. In a >>little while Cloud and Tifa would travel across the sea into >>Costa Del Sol, where they would stay at THEIR Villa AERIS: a.k.a. a box under the stairs in a corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop . . . you know the place. >>for a while. >>after that Cloud would go around, with Reno and attempt to get >>all of the towns to join in allegance with him in an attempt to >>form a nation of sorts. SEPHIROTH: Like anyone's gonna listen to him. >>But as for right now he simply lay in >>his room in Cosmo Canyon. >>Footsteps echoed on the stone outside in the hallway, and a >>voice came through the curtain to his room; " I hope your >>undressing Cloud, AERIS: 'Course he's not undressing Cloud, I am! >>cuz I'm cumming in." CLOUD: *weak laugh* A-hah. A-hah. A-hah. Look at the clever play on words. Excuse me, I'm going to go kill myself. >>Tifa strolled into the room seconds later wearing her customary tight t-shirt >>and little skirt. TIFA: As opposed to my customary tutu and Britney Spears tank top, I imagine. >>Cloud felt all of the blood rush somewhere immediately, AERIS: His eyeballs-- >>and it didn't go unnoticed. SEPHIROTH:--'cause they exploded. >>"Hey Cloud!" Tifa teased, "if I >>didn't know you loved me I'd think you were just some guy who >>was going to go into the bathroom to relieve pressure as soon as >>I left." CLOUD: You mean I'm not? >>Cloud grinned up at her from his bed and retorted >>"Please, youi think your effecting me, see the truth is I really >>have to pee bad and..." He duck quickly as Tifa threw a pillow >>at him. She ran up to the bed and started playfully tapping him >>on the head and shoulders. TIFA: Hey, if I tap right here, it sounds hollow! >>Cloud reached out and grabbed one of her AERIS: O_o >>arms pulling her down on top of him. AERIS: Phew! >>Tifa smiled and kissed him softly on each cheek and then on the nose. She >>finally wrapped him up in SEPHIROTH: Seasonal wrapping paper, stuck a bow on his head, and sent him to Kalamazoo. >>a big bear hug. "This is heaven honey" Cloud >>whispered in Tifa's ear" CLOUD: Who said that? TIFA: Who said what? CLOUD: " Cloud whispered in Tifa's ear" TIFA: You just did. CLOUD: No, I meant in the fic! TIFA: You said that in the fic? CLOUD: AAARGH! TIFA: Yes! Lots of boiling oil! ^_^ >>They cuddled for a while before falling >>asleep in each others arms. >>A few hours later something woke Cloud up. AERIS: The large gun pointed between his eyes. >>He looked up and saw Tifa's brown hair moving up and down over his shaft. CLOUD: Just her hair? SEPHIROTH: I guess the rest of her left after Cloud started snoring. >>After a few more sucks and licks with her mouth, TIFA: As opposed to the pinky-toe blowjobs she usually gave . . . >>Cloud felt his dick enlarge in her mouth. Tifa, eagerly wanting his load, >>milked him faster and harder with her CLOUD: Automated milking machine! >>mouth. As Cloud burst he saw stars ALL: *singing* I wanna see Stars! >>and then felt Tifa sucking him dry. "What was that for" >>he asked locking his sea green eys on her hazel ones. AERIS: Tifa? TIFA: Hmm? AERIS: Where are your 'eys'? *SEPHIROTH starts snickering.* TIFA: Well, I'm not quite sure, but what I do know is that mine are hazel and Cloud's are sea green. CLOUD: Which really knocks 'eyes' right out of the running, considering mine are blue. >>" I love you" Tifa said to him and reached up and kissed him long and >>hard on the mouth. Their tounges danced SEPHIROTH: *singing* The Masochism Tango! >>as they explored each others mouths. After a while Tifa broke away and told >>Cloud that she woke up, TIFA: She saw him lying there, and brushed his liver from her hair. AERIS: Two points to anyone who gets that. >>he was hard, and she was horny. She had wanted to let him release some of the >>juice he had been saving for her since that magical evening now three weeks >>ago. They hadn't been alone together, and Cloud hadn't been alone really >>at all, wth the healing, then the planning. Tifa had been able >>to get some free time, and she used her fingers to CLOUD: Type with, feel with, and poke people's eyes out with. >>let herself down a little bit, but poor Cloud. She asked him what was going >>to happen. >>Cloud explained how they would go to their new home, SEPHIROTH: *singing* In Allllllll-bequrque! >>the Villa in Costa Del Sol, and stay their for a time before he >>had to try and unite the world so no one would ever abuse the >>planed again. >>"Oh yeah thanks for reminding me" Cloud said while jumping up. >>He ran over to his materia sack and rummaged around inside of it for a moment. AERIS: . . . only to find it empty. He then chased after Yuffie with a big chainsaw and cut her into teeny weeny itsy bitsy pieces. SEPHIROTH: And there was much rejoicing. ALL: Yay. >>"Here it is!" he exclaimed, holding out to Tifa >>... The Black Materia. Tifa's shrank back away from the evil >>stone instinctively for a minute then realized that it was >>basically dead now. TIFA: It's dead, Jim. >>"Teef, I need someone to hold onto this for >>me", Cloud said " I don't CLOUD: --want the librarian to know I still have this 'cause it's reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally overdue. >>know what would happen if somehow I fell under the control of the Jenova >>inside of me, or if somehow Sephiroth again got control of my mind. SEPHIROTH: Howwww? I'm slightly dead. AERIS: But a little bit alive. >>So I need to be able to give this to some one." Tifa shook her head, " I don't >>want it Cloud. Give it to someone else o hold. What about Elena, I'm >>sure she ould LOOVEE to hold it for you" TIFA: Stick it in your pants, Cloud! That's someplace nobody'll try to get at it! >>Tifa said in a bitter >>voice. Cloud cock CLOUD: What, already? >>ed his head to one side CLOUD: Oh. >>and replied "Whats >>that about. Why are you gettin mad? Are you jealous?" "You saw >>how she jumped on you at Junon Cloud. AERIS: Junon Cloud? Where's that? >>Your gonna fuck her TIFA: Or at least get freaked out by her upper torso. *glares at CLOUD, who blushes* >>because your gonna get sick of me after a while. Then you'll >>leave ma alone SEPHIROTH: Yeah! Leave Ma alone! She didn't do anything to you! CLOUD: Sephiroth, your mother is dead. SEPHIROTH: Shush. >>somewhere and go off with her." Cloud looked up >>at Tifa shocked. "No way never. I Love You Tifa. AERIS: You can tell because he's Talking With Capital Letters. >>Your my >>precious Teef, how could I ever hurt you. Elena isn't even my >>friend, granted she is beautiful TIFA: --in the same way Hojo is a supermodel-- >>and granted she will probably >>become my friend because of the closeness in which I will work >>with her, but I couldn't give myself to anyone else ever. Don't >>you think I coulda had a girl before you if I wanted? SEPHIROTH: No. AERIS: Unwritten law: Girls usually don't go for guys who have more piercings than they do. *gently tugs on Cloud's earring* >>I didn't >>wanna though. I waited for you to come back to me, I knew you >>would. I Love You. Never would I hurt you Teef" Cloud walked >>over to Tifa and pulled her into himself. CLOUD: It's that merging fanfic all over again! >>" Don't you know that >>me and ytou, we're one person. SEPHIROTH: Me and you, however . . . >>We're one sould. I'd absorb you >>into me if I could but I can't. We've been together in >>countless other generations, and will be together in countless >>more. I'd kill myself before I hurt you." Tifa cried into TIFA: Her beer. >>Cloud's shoulder as he spoke. " I'm sorry Cloud. I Love You I >>just thought, Oh I'm a jerk thats all. AERIS: She just thought Oh I'm a jerk that's all? Then what was the whole Elena thing about? >>I'm sorry. I love you too." >>They kneeled on the bed held tightly against each other for >>sometime, when finally Cloud reached down for Tifa's chin and CLOUD: Put the bikini-cut Chinderwear on it! SEPHIROTH: Wow, no visible panty line. I'm impressed. >>brought their lips together in union. They kissed and then got >>up and decided that they needed to be together. TIFA: Haven't they been together the whole fic? >>After walking for a little bit, Cloud's mischeviousness returned, and he slyly >>rwached AERIS: Rwached? >>down and pinched Tifa on her butt. CLOUD: As opposed to pinching Tifa on Barret's butt, I imagine. >>"Hey Cloud!!! I >>oughta ..." She swung playfully at him, but he ducked and began >>o sprnt TIFA: Ladies and gentlemen, the fanfic has gone from grammatically incorrect to totally incomprehensible. Thank you. >>around a corner. Tifa chased Cloud up a ladder and >>through a door way and up some stairs. Finally when she looked >>up she had him cornered in the top room in Bugenhagen's house. >>"I've got you!" she said blood rushing to her nipples and sex >>because of the running. SEPHIROTH: Oh, reeeeally? *pauses, thinks* Hey, Aeris, wanna run a couple laps around the satellite? AERIS: Well, sure, later I guess--*stops short, blushes* You pervert! >>"No Teef." Cloud replied grinning " >>I've got you". He reachged for her and pulled her down on top >>of him on the couch. They kissed for a moment, then Cloud >>reached under her skirt and CLOUD: Stuck a stick of dynamite in her- TIFA: CLOUD! CLOUD: --belt buckle. What? >>began to caress her sex softly. >>"MMMM!" Tifa moaned into Clouds ear, sucking and nibbling on his >>neck AERIS: Tifa the vampire? SEPHIROTH: *Lestat* Hmmm, the wine has no taste for you any more does it? The food sickens you...and there seems, no reason for any of it. But what if I could give it back to you? Pluck out the pain and give you a new life? One that you could never imagine? >>and ear lobe. Her pussy TIFA: Fluffkins is back and she's mad! >>throbbed with excitement as she >>felt Cloud's palm rub around her. Cloud turned over and got on >>his knees, head between Tifa's legs. "Time for me to return the >>favor for you bedroom excitement." Cloud said. He slid her >>panties off and began to lick at her slit. Pausing only to >>insert a finger to aid him. CLOUD: Spelunking takes on a whole new meaning . . . >>Tifa moaned and bucked against >>Cloud's hand and tounge, dripping juices into his mouth. SEPHIROTH: Apple juice! Yummy! ^_^ >>He >>began to tug hard at her clit *The GIRLS wince slightly.* AERIS: I can't talk from personal experience . . . but that sounds really, really painful. >>while sliding ttwo fingers in and >>out of Tifa quickly. After about ten minutes Tifa felt a spasm >>shoot through her whole body, and she came in Cloud's face and >>mouth. Her body shook and her tight little anus SEPHIROTH: What the heck? TIFA: Usually a mention of that certain orifice can mean only one thing . . . *ALL pause, consider this, and turn green.* >>wiggled as her >>pussy clutched at Cloud's finger. >>Her eyes shut tightly as another wave of pleasure shook her >>body. The site of Tifa having a multiple orgasm almost tok CLOUD: Tik! ^^ >>Cloud over the edge, but he controlled himself enought to lift >>her up and slide her down over his dick. She slid up and down >>the lenght of his shaft, impaling herself on his dick AERIS: Ow. Ow. That just . . . ow. >>and looked >>straight into Cloud's eyes the whole time.Cloud stared back at >>her lovingly, never turning away, even when he dumped his load >>deep inside of her. *The GUYS crack up.* SEPHIROTH: *Beavis* Heh, heh. He said 'dump'. CLOUD: *Butthead* Hehehehehehe! >>Her beautiful breasts swayed in front of >>Cloud and he reached out and tugged on them and carressed them >>softly. Somehow Cloud managed to stay hard, even after he shot >>ropes of semen into Tifa's love hole. TIFA: Impossible! Guys can only have one orgasm per erection, and anything to the contrary would either require the use of a penile stimulator, such as Viagra, or the contraction of a very painful, very embarrassing disease called priaprism, which I don't think he'd want in the first place! *nods firmly* >>Tifa begged for more and >>decided to ake control. Rising off of Cloud She knelt on the >>couch on all fours and guided his shaft to her tight little >>butt. Wet and slik with her juices Cloud easily gained acess to >>Tifa's forbidden pleasure house. *AERIS smiles brightly, grabs the airsick bag from the back of her seat, and promptly loses her lunch. She closes the bag, pulls her jacket over her head, and sinks into her seat.* >>After a few strokes he felt >>himself coming and pulled out emptying hiss juice onto her back >>and butt, where Tifa rubbed it around like lotion. CLOUD: UGH! That's like someone sneezing on you and you using their snot for facial cream! Blecch! >>They kissed >>hard for a moment. Then began to talk about what had happened. >>Their adventures, SEPHIROTH: Bloody. >>their childhood, TIFA: Boring. >>and their future. AERIS: Locked up in a mental institution. >>After a few hours up in Bunhagen's compund Cloud got off of th >>couch and rummaged through his clothes. He knelt in front of >>Tifa, and looking into her sparkling brown hazel eyes. He >>reached up, grabbed her hand, and said . . . SEPHIROTH: I'M GAY! CLOUD: Well, we knew that. SEPHIROTH: Well, yeah, I'm just sa-HEY! >>==============================================================================>>>================= >>OH SHIT I left you fellas hangin TIFA: YOU WILL HANG ALONE! *twitch* >>didn't I. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >>BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR PART THREE, "OUR LIFE IN COSTA DEL SOL" ALL: THERE'S ANOTHER ONE?! >>In case you didn't realize it this was the sequel to my earlier >>fanfic, "Their First Time". What did you think. I BETTER GET >>COMMENTS OR ELSE!!!!!!!!! AERIS: . . . I'll pull this car over right now! >>ALMO1432@aol.com. But may be not >>much longer. If I change adresses I'll tell in my next lemon. >>ALSO LOOKOUT FOR MY SAILOR VENUS LEMON, AINO MINAKO'S FABULOUS >>LIFE. CLOUD: Oh, I read that! Minako and Yaten did it in the shower, it was really nasty. SEPHIROTH: Why? Yaten's a guy. CLOUD: Not all the time. >>E-MAIL ME FOR A COPY OR CHECK I OUT AT FREE0THOUGHT.COM. >>Hey check out Free-Thought anyway. Its a great Hentai Site With >>Great Lemons etc. Tell 'em Al-I-Bus sent ya!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIFA: Let's boogie. AERIS: Boogie? Puh-leeze! CLOUD: Puh-leeze? Oh, brother! SEPHIROTH: Oh, brother? Jeez! TIFA: Jeez? Groovy! ^^ *Exeunt.* The four exited the theatre as the story went back to prose format. "That wasn't so bad, actually," Tifa said. "I was expecting a lot worse." "I wonder what's next," Aeris mused as the group entered the bridge. "Hey, maybe they'll be nice and send us one between you two," Cloud said, only half-kidding. Aeris and Tifa both turned bright red. "You'd better be kidding, Mr. Strife!" Tifa snapped. "Yeah, or else you'll find out what John Bobbitt felt like!" Aeris said sharply. Sephiroth flinched slightly and ruffled Cloud's hair. "Sucks to be you, eh, Strife?" Cloud gave him such a Look, that if Looks could kill, Sephiroth would have been dead, buried, and rotting slightly. A box sat complacently in the middle of the bridge, looking rather boxy and quite innocent. "Hey, what's that?" Tifa asked. "I don't know," Aeris said, her brows furrowing together as she knelt by it, "but it's ticking . . ." FIN. Well, that concludes my seventh MSTing. For the sake of continuity, it comes after the sixth and before the eighth. PREVIOUS EXPERIMENTS: "Cloud and Aeris" by Keops "Black Passion" by Xander3000 "Distant Love" by Aiko "Their First Time" by Al-I-Bus "Yuffie's Reason for Mourning" by Yuffie Dragon "Revelations" by Jesus "Jesse" Zamora FUTURE EXPERIMENTS: "Materia" by Sailor Terra "Trinity" by R. Richardson "The Love of a Daughter" by La Parka Girl "Our Life in Costa Del Sol" by Al-I-Bus Shameless plugs: Opportunity Knocks Production's Official Website: http://www.topcities.com/Crazy/lagunasgirl/enter.html My e-mail: jonnyquest2000@mailcity.com Disclaimer: Don't own the team, don't own the Turks, not making money. The "boogie; puh-leeze; oh, brother; jeez; groovy" joke comes from "The Seishi Who Shagged Me or Fushigi Yuugi", a very funny FY fanfic. The concept of being 'freaked out' by a woman's anatomy comes from Piers Anthony. Oh yeah, all the songs in the door sequence (except for the last one of course) are from "Grease". Umm . . . I think that's it, see ya next time! Zinger: >>After a few strokes he felt >>himself coming and pulled out emptying hiss juice onto her back >>and butt, where Tifa rubbed it around like lotion.