Well, it was supposed to be done in July, but instead it's done now. Oh well, at least it's not too bad, I don't think. If anyone has any criticisms, just send them on up... anyways, enjoy! FILE>GHP>EP-3 * * * [camera shot of Daikin's office] Daikin sighed as he looked around his office. It had been severely wrecked by the indiscriminate firing of Aku-chan... and sorely needed some repairs. "Super-Highway Snail to my office... now," He spoke into his phone, listening as it was broadcast around the base. It took barely a minute for the youma to return to his office. To Daikin, punctuality was everything, and anything less usually meant death. "What do you wish of me?" the youma asked. "I've changed my mind... I'm going to have a full one-twentieth of my staff look for other torture materials," Daikin informed it. The youma flinched at that... the Micro$atan staff numbered, across the universe, several billion. Even 1/100th of the staff would be much more than enough for the task. "... as for you, I'm going to put you in charge of re-acquiring our again-fugitives. Put your life into it, lest I decide your life be taken away," Daikin finished. The youma shuddered at that... Daikin rarely tossed about idle threats. It had been a couple of days, but he obviously hadn't calmed down from having his base trashed a bit. "Yes, sir," the youma replied, and left on its new mission. Daikin looked around his office once more, and promised himself to make sure those GHP officers would suffer most dearly. * * * GALAXY HALO POLICE V - EPISODE 3 * * * Sailor Moon is owned by Naoko Takeuchi, and the English heresy is owned by DiC, and we're not claiming to own Sailor Moon. Free Time is the property of Hentai Keops, and no one besides him will ever claim it. We're not trying to be asses or anything, we're trying to make people laugh. Leave us alone, dammit. Galaxy Halo Police is: Christian Golden Matt White Nagiko, editor Saishi, all-around groovy guy Marc Robinson Nathan Holdridge Daikin, host segments, Ketsuko, kinda lazy guy who's not full-time lazy ass in this ep because he didn't get the material done ^_^ Now, enjoy yourselves. * * * Meanwhile, Aku-chan was on a course to a less remote region of the universe, while her two occupants talked amongst themselves. "... I have to admit, it was fun watching that base turn into swiss cheese..." Nagiko laughed. "Well, this is something I never thought you'd be doing, sir," Saishi remarked, smiling. "Shut up, I'm human too, you baka," Nagiko replied, smirking at him. "Anyway, why did you want to go to this Space Mall?" "Well, since we overwhelmed somewhat easily last time by Daikin's grunts, I figured it wouldn't hurt for Aku-chan to get some upgrades. I can't wait to outfit her with some bigger guns, stronger shielding, a better engine..." Saishi's eyes glazed over at the thought, and started to drool. "Uh-huh. Ok," Nagiko said, rolling her eyes. "Men..." "So, what are you going to do while we're there?" "Dunno... might check a software store or something. I think it'd be a decent place to look for some evidence against Daikin." Her eyes glowed with the slight hope. Saishi shook his head. "Yeah, sure. You're going to find something that every computer geek in the universe missed." They arrived at their destination soon afterwards, and went their separate ways, unaware that they were still being tracked by the undiscovered homing beacon on the GHP ship. * * * Meanwhile, the youma in pursuit noticed that the GHP vessel had finally stopped, and changed course slightly to the nearby Space Mall. * * * In the local Freud's Guns, Saishi stared at at one of the larger weapons, which was about the same size as Aku-chan. "This is the biggest one you have?" he asked, sounding disappointed. The store owner just looked at him and shook his head. One of his ancestors probably would've said something to that... * * * Nagiko, meanwhile, was browsing through the software at the nearby Hell's Kitchen, the largest chain of computer stores in the known galaxy. It carried only Micro$atan software... mostly because the chain was owned by Micro$atan. Either way, Nagiko had lots to choose from. She looked at the boxes containing the highly-priced software, and noticed that they all had some writing on the side, barely readable, hardly even noticeable. Struggling, she read it aloud. "Disclaimer: By buying this software, you hereby sell your soul... to the Micro$atan corporation... and agree to become the servant of Kadouzeki Daikin in this and in all other incarnations?" Nagiko blinked, and looked over it again. It had to be a joke. * * * It took barely a moment for the youma to install a new version of the homing device onto the GHP ship, and, after that, it just waited for the two to complete their business and return to their ship. The new beacon, after all, was a prototype, and someone had to confirm that it worked. Hopefully it wouldn't explode or crash like most Micro$atan products, the youma thought to itself, chuckling. Eventually, the two officers finished their business and made their way back to Aku-chan. "So, find anything we could use?" Nagiko asked Saishi. "Nada," he responded. "What we've got is pretty high-quality already... in order to get anything higher than what we already have, we'd probably need about as much money as Kadouzeki has. You find anything?" "... no, nothing useful," Nagiko replied quietly, still wondering about what she'd read. * * * Luckily, the prototype worked fine, and did as it was supposed to... after leaving the station, the device took over the ship, and warped it to the Micro$atan base's current location. Neither Nagiko and Saishi were able to override the device, and were helpless as the ship was once again brought into the base, and the two were brought down the familiar path to the viewing room. "Damn, it already seems like I've been brought down this way a hundred times..." Saishi muttered. The two were once again strapped in, and left alone with their tormenter. "Ah, welcome back. I do hope you two enjoyed wrecking my base last time..." Daikin started angrily. "Well, yeah, we did, actually..." Nagiko chuckled. "SILENCE!" Both Nagiko and Saishi flinched. "Uh, remind me not to do that again anytime soon," Saishi said. "Since you two have caused me so much suffering," Daikin continued, "I think it's only fair that I return the favor... so, I'm finding the worst of the worst... just for you, children. And the suffering... your suffering... will, from now on, never end. First, we'll start with another Sailor Moon lemon, Free Time!" With that, the projector went on, and the fic-du-jour was served... * * * A Sunset Productions Lemon Fic SAISHI: From the same people who brought you "Gone Fishin'" and "Air Bud"... ------------------------------ Free Time DAIKIN: ... an essay on what this author has too much of. SAISHI: Just wasting time, makes us want to stay, stay, stay for a while... A Sailor Moon Lemon Fic NAGIKO: You know, I just came to a startling conclusion. Anytime you see the words "Sailor", "Moon", "Lemon", and "Fic" together in a string, you might as well just substitute the words "This Sucks", because you're pretty much conveying the same damn thing. by HentaiKeops riel@telcel.net.ve DAIKIN: Remind me, if I ever write a lemon, not to include a mailing address. SAISHI: Oh, c'mon. It might be fun seeing you get some abuse for once. DAIKIN: I already get enough from you two wretches... NAGIKO: We try. ----------------------- Disclaimer: This is a NAGIKO: [author] ... really, really crappy attempt at a lemon fic. Lemon (Hentai/ecchi) Fic, that may be disturbing for some people, so if you read it is at your own risk, remember that. SAISHI: The author's turning Tuxedo Mask on us already... DAIKIN: Does that cover the risk of going blind? NAGIKO: Oh, come on. If you haven't gone blind yet, it's just not going to happen. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Usagi returned to house from school, the friday afternoon... she was happy... DAIKIN: [Usagi] Oooh, that interactive Sex Ed. class is so fun! because Mamoru invited her to his SAISHI: [author] ... love shack. ALL: Love shack, bayaybeee.... house, because he was free DAIKIN: For once, he wasn't being held by some Negaverse woman who's also hot for him. NAGIKO: He does seem to get a lot of those, doesn't he? (more exactly, he had a free day) NAGIKO: More exactly, we don't care. SAISHI: Well, to be honest, he was fired for incompitance. But we won't go into that. and wanted to do something. NAGIKO: Oh yeah, I wonder what? SAISHI: Gee, I don't know, let me think... DAIKIN: This is too obvious, even for me. Usagi grabbed her stuff and went out... NAGIKO: Her "stuff"? You mean the bag of hash she keeps in her top drawer? SAISHI: No, no, no! He means her cache of sex toys. All of the characters in lemons nowadays have them stashed away somewhere. DAIKIN: [Usagi] Let's see... dildos, whip, breast pump, whipped cream... yep, that's everything! "Bye mom!" she said happily SAISHI: [author] I'm off to get screwed by Mamoru! Don't wait up! "Bye sweetie..." answered her mother with an empty voice... NAGIKO: Is that supposed to be foreshadowing? SAISHI: No, I think that it's foreshadowing's really ugly cousin, existantialism. NAGIKO: Oh. She ran all over the street, directly to Mamoru's house, SAISHI: Okay, so she ran directly, in a sorta "all over" kinda way... is she taking lessons from Billy from the Family Circus or something? DAIKIN: I'm not sure. Hasn't her mother every taught her not to play in traffic, though? NAGIKO: Oh, please. Considering how she's probably going to be treated in this fic, death by hit-and-run would probably be a decent end for her. with happy thoughts about their rela- tionship, but nothing naughty (unlike Mamoru...). SAISHI: ... but we all know that'll sure change! DAIKIN: I always like how the females are completely innocent in these stories. NAGIKO: Hey, do you blame her? If you're stuck in a train wreck like this, you should at least have some fun while you're at it... Finally she arrived to Mamo-chan's home and in a rush, she ringed the bell "Ring Ring" SAISHI: Inside, Mamoru "gotted" up from his couch. DAIKIN: Usagi said 'Ring ring', or the bell... ah, never mind. NAGIKO: Yeah, I wouldn't bother. Common sense doesn't apply to these things. Mamoru opened the door... and Usagi went directly into the couch, sitting with her legs up on the same. DAIKIN: [Mamoru] Well, gee, hello to you, too. NAGIKO: You know, you've gotta remind me, next time I go to Ethan Allen, I have to pick up a new Same. My old one just doesn't go with my new decor. This sight turned Mamoru on, and his manhood erected... SAISHI: Erected what? A building? Scaffolding? Be more specific. NAGIKO: Maybe it could erect a new, halfway decent plot for us to read... Usagi saw that his penis was hot, and she blushed... DAIKIN: [Usagi] Uh, Mamo-chan? Most people wear pants, you know. "Why did you c... call me?" said Usagi, thinking weird things NAGIKO: Like why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway, and why there are two CFL teams named the Rough Riders... SAISHI: [Usagi] Hmm.... if I could get the iguana to use toothpaste... "Well, now you know, don't you? I desire you..." replied Mamo-chan with mischievious tone... SAISHI: Mischievious, in a really horny kind of way. "I also want you Mamo, but... Now!?" argued Usagi embarassed... DAIKIN: [Usagi] I wanted to watch this porn movie first... it's a better excuse than just walking in and having sex. "Yes, why wait, if we can do it now, for our first times..." said Mamoru tenderly, moving towards Usagi. NAGIKO: [Cardinal Wolsey] He's gone to play in the muck again... SAISHI: Just think of how many 16 year-old girls Mamoru has conned with that line. DAIKIN: Well, if you believe the various fics out there, there's Minako, Ami, Rei, Makoto, Michiru... Usagi nodded to Mamoru, and quickly moved thru him. NAGIKO: Err... okie-dokey. SAISHI: WOW! Usagi's etheral! DAIKIN: Wow, this fic is bad... whoever found this one gets a promotion. They were seeing each other, directly to the eyes, they fell in love... SAISHI: ... and then down the stairs, and out the door, and... DAIKIN: Gee, and I thought they were always in love. Usagi licked her low lip, NAGIKO: ... if anyone says "which one?", I'm going to kill them. DAIKIN: and Mamoru's got nearer to them, until they finally kissed, and they both fell their tongues dancing inside their mouths... DAIKIN: [falsetto] Yes, with this video, you CAN teach your tongue the Macarena! SAISHI: That "woooshing" sound you just heard was Usagi's inhibitions flying out the window. NAGIKO: That and my lunch doing the exact same thing. When they broke the long, passionate kiss, Mamoru's hand moved to Usagi's neck, DAIKIN: ... and snapped her spine like a twig. SAISHI: You're a bit dark today. DAIKIN: I'm afraid it's getting to me already... a nice, fresh smell passed thru Mamoru's nosetrills as he kissed from the upside neck, going down to Usagi's bakcside. DAIKIN: General note to lemon writers - spellcheckers are our friends... "Ma. Mamoru..." moaned Usagi with soft voice NAGIKO: She's calling Mamoru her mother in the heat of passion?! This girl has some disturbing fantasies! "What?" replied her lover NAGIKO: [Usagi] This fic really sucks. I mean, yeesh, I'd rather have Sailor Mac over this idiot! At least she can write a decent sex scene... "I. I love you" said her, looking to his penetrating eyes SAISHI: Okay, I think we've established she loves him, thank you! "Me too..." replied Mamo-chan, NAGIKO [Mamoru] I love me, too. I'm just such a smooth guy. as he used her hands to massage her back. SAISHI: Wait a minute... she's looking at him. How can he massage her back? That's physically impossible. NAGIKO: Saishi, dammit! What have I told you a million times about applying logic to these things?! SAISHI: Sorry... Want a Valium? DAIKIN: Sorry, we don't allow sedation in here. SAISHI: Well, there goes my chances of surviving this story. NAGIKO: Usagi closed her eyes, and felt Mamoru's tongue, teasing her earlobe, gently and hard at the same time, SAISHI: Ahh, an oxymoron in a fic written by a moron. Poetic justice at its finest. and by this, Usagi giggled. DAIKIN: [Elmo] Hee hee... that tickles! Then he used both hands to lift her pink sweater, to reveal her bra and silk smooth belly, and Mamoru couldn't resist himself, so he cupped one of Usa's round breasts. NAGIKO: This is SUCH a lemon cliche. SAISHI: Well, it's a lemon labor requirement. If he didn't do it, he'd get in trouble with the union. NAGIKO: Really? I never knew that... He could feel how the nipple was erecting and then he pulled the bra off Usagi. Usagi cried by this action... "More, gimme more!" said her to Mamo... SAISHI: If this turns into "Sailor Moon: Fantasy", I say we break loose and trash the room. NAGIKO: I'm with ya. DAIKIN: I might condone that, actually... Mamoru, replying to her request, began to massage her nipple, first with the index finger, in soft circular strokes and then he licked it with his warm tongue. DAIKIN: [Mamoru] ... tastes like rabbit. SAISHI/NAGIKO: DAIKIN NO HENTAI! DAIKIN: You knew it was going to happen sooner or later... Usagi started to blush deeply, and she asked Mamoru to remove his clothing, and Mamoru agreed to do so, since she wanted to take Usagi to a heavenly climax soon... SAISHI: And as soon as possible, PLEASE! NAGIKO: This is the most boring, pointless exercise in lemonwriting that I've ever read... and this is AFTER sitting through "Storm On The Horizen." SAISHI: Ugh, no reminders, please. Mamo was removing his clothing but at the same time, playing with Usagi's breasts, and she was presing his head to her belly. DAIKIN: ... and how exactly is he able to take off his clothes like that? SAISHI: I'm not quite sure. Finally he was naked, but he blushed, since he was totally nude and NAGIKO: [author] ... he had some major shrinkage going on. Usagi still had her blue skirt, and so, he asked her to remove it, but Usagi denied, and told him that she wanted him to remove it... with the mouth. Mamoru agreed to her proposal, and he bit the skirt edge, and strongly he pulled it down to the floor. DAIKIN: [Usagi] Oh, what a big, strong MAN you are! NAGIKO: RrrgrrrgghhhrRRRGGGFFFF!!! RRGGHH!!! RRFF! RFF!! Her lingerie was tight, DAIKIN: Whoa, whoa. She's wearing lingerie? What happened to the innocence act? SAISHI: How many 14 year-olds wear lingerie? I'm sure it's not many. NAGIKO: And strangely, they all seem to show up in fanfics. and this excited Mamo even more, and he smelled the piece of clothing before proceding to removing it. DAIKIN: [Mamoru] Ugh... no offense, Usagi, but take a shower! SAISHI: You see, this is what happens when you don't use Tide on your clothes. The soft scent of Usagi's pink and soft womanhood pulled Mamoru nearer, and he finally pulled the piece of lingerie down, to reveal the pink flower of Usagi. NAGIKO: Rhoadadendron? DAIKIN: Strange place to grow plants... It was a beautiful sight, SAISHI: Mutual of Omaha is gonna do a special on it with Marlin Perkins. NAGIKO: Anyone have the time? SAISHI: Yeah, half past utter boredom. NAGIKO: This really sucks. DAIKIN: Oh, and *I* like it. NAGIKO: You're the one in control here, dammit! You could turn it off anytime you want! DAIKIN: Yeah, well... I'll suffer. her tights were of the palest pink, with blonde and short hairs around it... DAIKIN: Ehh? Tights? Why is she wearing tights? SAISHI: One more thing to take off. After all, they're almost naked and it's ONLY ten paragraphs into the undressing scene... Mamo started to smell it, and the air that he expulsed from his nose was giving Usagi some exciting goosebumps, she felt waves of energy thru her body, and then she pushed Mamoru's head to her pussy. NAGIKO: [author] Mamoru, however, was none too happy having his face shoved into Luna during the heat of passion. Mamoru thought that was because Usagi wanted him to lick her sex, DAIKIN: Oh, whatever gave you THAT idea? SAISHI: Her bringing his head to her, err, "area" might have been a clue... and so be it he thought. NAGIKO: He also thought at this point that he had no grammatical skills, and so be it he thought. His hot and wet tonge passed her lower lips, and reached her clit, and he moved it up and down once inside. Usagi couldn't resist this, and, to help Mamoru in the quest to bring her to her first orgasm, SAISHI: ... a game that will NOT be made by Sierra. she started to massage her nipple, now stiff and very sensitive. NAGIKO: Then, Mamoru made the mistake of insulting it, so it went home crying. Finally, Usagi's body contracted, her muscles tightened, and she expulsed all her juices to Mamoru's mouth. NAGIKO: Blood, lymph fluid, saliva, bile and all? Eww... SAISHI: Ohh... I'm gonna be sick! DAIKIN: Note to author- expulsed is not a word. He tasted the young girl, and it was very soft salty flavor, DAIKIN: [as sailor] Arrr! Young Usagi be a maid from the sea! he liked her flavor. SAISHI: New Usagi flavored Starbursts! The juice is loose! NAGIKO: Ewww.... Then he quickly kissed Usagi in her mouth so she could taste her inner juices, and she also liked them... It was late, and they were sleepy... SAISHI: So this cheap hentai scene somehow lasted all afternoon? Try 15 seconds. They hugged and kissed finally, and they slept all the night together... DAIKIN: ... and he's got a hard-on like a rock. But it just ends? NAGIKO: This is SO "Sailor Moon: Fantasy." SAISHI: I wonder if Usagi's asshole would open if she took a deep breath... NAGIKO: That's not even funny. They loved so much. SAISHI: They loved what so much? Pita bread? Lava lamps? Mr. Bean? Work with me, here. Usagi finally knew that Mamo-chan was her man... DAIKIN: Her woman, however, was Naru. Isn't that a scary picture? NAGIKO: If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cry now. THE END DAIKIN: Sweeter words could ne'er be spoken... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hope you like it. NAGIKO: Yeah, fuck you, too. I enjoy writing it for you, SAISHI: A bit too much, I can only assume. DAIKIN: [author] ... it didn't have anything to do with my being horny. Nope, nope. so send comments to riel@telcel.net.ve NAGIKO: Okay, no lame "well, now we know where to send our viruses" comments, please? * * * Daikin smiled to himself as the fanfic finished... it was time to play mind games with his quarry. "Well, now, children..." he began, "I believe that's the worst 'fic I've seen yet. It's hard to imagine that something could be worse than that... you obviously can't have much willpower after that. Ready to give up now?" Nagiko was busy mumbling incoherently as a result of the last 'fic, but Saishi, still slightly in possession of his sanity, responded. "Hah! If that's the best you can do, we'll be just fine." "Oh, what a shame!" Daikin said mockingly, "my best was not enough. I guess I can't break either of you... so... I'll let you go." Saishi blinked. "... uh, wha?" Daikin laughed. "But... first, we'll watch Free Time... part two!" Saishi grimaced as Nagiko lost her cool. "Dammit, Saishi... I'll get you later for this one." With that, Daikin let out a slight laugh, and turned the projector back on. * * * A Sunset Productions Lemon Fic SAISHI: Here we go, again... NAGIKO: Saishi, this is all your fault. You know that, right? SAISHI: ------------------------------ The Day After... (Free Time's Sequel) DAIKIN: The day after I read Free Time, I was violently ill. NAGIKO: Well, there was a Sister Act 2, and Vanilla Ice did come out with a second alblum... A Sailor Moon Lemon Fic by HentaiKeops riel@telcel.net.ve DAIKIN: Crappy lemon reading drive H. (F)lame, (F)lame, or (F)lame? ------------------------------------- Disclaimer: This is a Lemon (Hentai/ecchi) Fic, that may be disturbing for some people, NAGIKO: Disturbingly boring, that is... so if you read it is at your own risk, remember that. SAISHI: Not a good sign... DAIKIN: [author] Abandon all hope ye who read any further... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ After that night Mamoru and Usagi spend together, they couldn't stop thinking on each other... NAGIKO: Well, they could stop if one of them decided to get off of the other. They finally realized how much they needed each other... They loved... They had a true love. SAISHI: Yeah, and HentaiKeops is about to write with two hands... Usagi slept with Mamoru, and about 8:10 Am, the phone rang in Mamo-chan's home... "RINNG!" NAGIKO: First the doorbell was talking, and now the phone? Is Mamoru like, living in a fucking Disney movie or something? DAIKIN: I'm waiting for the lamp to say what a bright day it is. "Ahh?" said Mamoru, semi-conciously... SAISHI: [falsetto] This is child protection services! Come out with your hands up! NAGIKO: We wish. Usagi knew that the call was from her fathers, so she ran to pick the phone. NAGIKO: That makes sense. You've been over at your boyfriend's house all night, screwing him, and your parents call, so you pick up the phone and let them know that you're there? Is this girl on crack? They asked her what the heck was she doing all night, DAIKIN: [Usagi] No, no, we weren't sleeping together... we were... ahhh... plotting world conquest! Yeah, that's it! and she told that she went with Mamoru to a far place and she returned late, so she spend the night with Mamo-chan... NAGIKO: Oh, c'mon! I think they'd have been more inclined to believe the Twinkie Defense over that! of course, that was a lie. DAIKIN: ... and, of course, her Dad's gonna be homicidal now. SAISHI: Does the author actually think we're stupider than he is? NAGIKO: It's hard to believe, I know. By now it was 10 Am of the Saturday morning, and she decided to go to her house. She promised Mamoru, that tonight, she had to tell something to him... SAISHI: [Usagi] I'm having Nephryte's baby! ALL: Well, she arrived to her home, waited all the afternoon thinking in her Mamo-chan, DAIKIN: [Mamoru] Hey, Odango! Mind getting out of me? and she couldn't wait more... She desired him... SAISHI: Much like I'm desiring the icy hands of death to suck the life out of me so I won't have sit through this abomination. She ran to the bathroom, grabbed a hentai magazine she had hidden under her bed, DAIKIN: Uh-huh, yeah... that's believable. NAGIKO: Didn't the author say she had never had an orgasm before? So what does she do with it, just read the articles? and she started to read, thinking on last night happenings... NAGIKO: She had sex with her boyfriend. What's so damn hard for her to comprehend about that? She needed it, she just needed another orgasm. She pulled down her skirt and her panties, and she started to touch her dampy cunt... DAIKIN: Uhh, "dampy"? Is that even a word? NAGIKO: Yeah, in the same was "expulsed" was. SAISHI: I'm not even gonna try. I'll just let the reader insert their own joke here. In the mag there were man with huge cocks... DAIKIN: [Usagi] Oh, they're so much bigger than Mamoru's... just like Mamo-chan. DAIKIN: D'oh! NAGIKO: Mamoru raises poultry? I never knew that. This turned Usagi even more, NAGIKO: Usagi has a chicken fetish? Ugh, that's so wrong! and she inserted her finger deeply into her vagina, at a time where she felt in heaven. DAIKIN: Things not to do in church... The bathroom air was filled with a musky scent from her juices, SAISHI: What? Does she keep moth balls up there or something? DAIKIN: No, I think it's just common lemon practice to have bodily fluids smell musky. SAISHI: Oh. her clit was totally swollen and red, and she pulled and grabbed it, caring for it like a pro... DAIKIN: In this issue of 'Moon Gardener Monthly' - Usagi shows us how to care for a small bush... NAGIKO: This is getting really boring... can we send out for a pizza or something? and suddenly, everyrthing felt good, NAGIKO: Wish I could say the same. the cold of her hands alongside with the warmth of her hot pussy... DAIKIN: Why does everyone like abusing those cats? SAISHI: First Oscar, now this... She came, and what a cum it was... NAGIKO: Yeah, whatever. DAIKIN: She still felt the need of Mamo, and when she was going out of her bathroom, Raye appeared on the scene... SAISHI: I guess I'm not the only one who walks, uninvited, into other people houses for no reason! Glad I'm not alone! NAGIKO: Okay, I suppose everyone else can see lesbian lemon coming from a mile away here? "What happened Usagi, do you feel right?" said Raye, looking at her forehead, all sweat SAISHI: Okay, that last sentence made absolutely NO sense what so ever. So it fits quite well with the rest of this fic. DAIKIN: [Usagi] Ahhh, I'm melting, melting! "N. No. Nothing... what are you doing here?" asked Usagi confused and quite embarassed... DAIKIN: [Usagi] Should've put my clothes back on... "I just came to tell you something..." replied Raye and continued with the following: NAGIKO: [Rei] Four score and seven years ago... oh wait, wrong speech. SAISHI: [Rei] I'm ALSO having Nephryte's baby! "I. I just don't know how to tell this to you, but... I. I have felt the need of telling this to you, ahem, since months ago, and... ummm, how will I explain it to you!" (sigh) NAGIKO: Quickly, if you wouldn't mind. This is getting really tedious. DAIKIN: ... geez, Rei's usually more blunt than this. SAISHI: So, let me get this straight- you're actually expecting them to be in character? DAIKIN: Good point. "Mamo-chan and I fucked... and he loves both of us, but..." (sigh, sigh) DAIKIN: ... uh-oh. SAISHI: Mamo-chan, LOVE MACHINE! "W. WH. WHA. NAGIKO: Come on, you can do it... WHAT!!!" NAGIKO: There you go! SAISHI: She said she cheated with Mamoru... geez, get your ears cleaned. cried Serena DAIKIN: [Usagi] How could you cheat on me like that! ... I mean how could he... uh, never mind. "That's not why I am crying, I just got a puff in my eye..." replied Raye... "Cheer up Usagi, I'm here because Mamoru want to take us, both, tonight..." SAISHI: Whoa! Didn't see THAT one coming! NAGIKO: I don't like the sound of this... added Raye and said: DAIKIN: [Rei] This wouldn't really happen, but the author's horny. "The thing I can't say... H. How am I supposed to tell this... Usagi..." DAIKIN: ... why am I even expecting anyone to be in-character right now? NAGIKO: Mass stupidity? I don't know. "What Raye, please don't cry more..?" asked Usa DAIKIN: [Usagi] That's my schtick! SAISHI: Now the U.S.A is getting into this retarded fic? What next? Cuba and Haiti having an affair? NAGIKO: You know, I hear France secretly has the hots for Spain. "I. I. I love you, I desire you..." argued Raye, kindda exaspered SAISHI: Yeah, but she said that to the coat rack in the hall 5 minutes ago. NAGIKO: Great... well, it's not like we didn't know it was going to turn into a lesbian lemon. DAIKIN: Ehh, besides... it's been done. Usagi couldn't hide it... NAGIKO: She wanted to kick the shit out of the author. She also liked Raye, since she saw her first, but she couldn't tell her just as plain as a day, she waited for this moment to come, and in her interior, she's happy as hell. In fact, she wanted to do it with Mamoru and the rest of the Senshis... NAGIKO: PLEASE say that's not forshadowing. DAIKIN: Well, every h-fic seems to go there eventually. SAISHI: Maybe Takeuchi should just give in and rename them the "Superhuman Lesbian Squad." Half of the fans see them as such, and it would make these lemons more credible. 6:00 Pm, the same Saturday... DAIKIN: The author had churned out yet another part... Both of them went to Mamo's house. They were walking happily on the street, hand taken (all the people were seeing them, thinking "Whew, that's hot. Two perfect, school lesbos..."). DAIKIN: Uhh... well, whatever. SAISHI: Because we all know that whenever two girls hang out together, they CAN and WILL be lesbians. After a short walk, they reached his house. He opened the door and they entered. Raye told Mamo-chan that she loved Usagi, and they wanted to do it, alone, and then with him. SAISHI: And he said, "No, I don't want to ruin the special relationship I have with Usagi." The entire cast then broke into fits of laughter. DAIKIN: If this weren't a lemon, people would complain that the author just gave away the plot. He agreed, but with one condition... They should let him watch, to get him excited... NAGIKO: Well, that's it. This has turned into a full-frontal assault of absolute crap. 6:18... DAIKIN: A very sexy time of day... SAISHI: Mamoru was asleep. Usagi and Raye sat on the edge of the bed, incredibly dissapointed. Raye stomped on Usagi, on the bed... NAGIKO: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Rei as an S&M freak yet AGAIN! When will the cliches end? She pulled her sweater of, and then she started to smell the round, teen breasts of Usagi. DAIKIN: [Rei] Smells like teen rabbit... NAGIKO: Go pull a Kurt Cobain, Daikin. She cupped both of them and Usagi moaned. Raye inserted her finger between the mounds, under the bra, and with a swift move, she lifted them, revealing her cherry colored, stiff nipples. She started to play with them, twisting and pinching them with her index finger. DAIKIN: Patty-cake, patty-cake... NAGIKO: This is SO boring... Both were blushed. Mamoru was looking at this, in silence, impressed on how they do it. DAIKIN: Join the club... SAISHI: Whoa! Keep your pants on there, big guy... Her manhood aroused, and he keeped her eyes on the lesbo-fest. SAISHI: Is there some kind of mass sex changing epidemic going on in the Sailor Moon universe? NAGIKO: He can't even get Mamoru's gender down! What is WRONG with this guy!? AARRGGHHH! Raye squirted Usagi's breasts, DAIKIN: Ow! Dammit, I'm only 14! No milk in there! NAGIKO: That depends on who you ask. Ever read "Bizzare Love Triangle"? DAIKIN: Yes, unfortunately... and played with them all the way... ALL: She... could... go... all... the... way! She licked the channel between them, and teased the hot nipples with her warm tongue. She, by this, moaned louder and louder each time Raye touched them. They were too sensitive and erect. DAIKIN: Ehh, I'm not complaining. SAISHI: Mental note to self- must call Amnesty International and have them lobby for an international law banning lemons. Raye looked up, and kissed her in the neck, going up with each kiss, until she reached her chin, and she licked it in the sexiest way... NAGIKO: Ahh, the detail here must have taken the author at least five seconds, maybe more... DAIKIN: Hey, you'd be surprised how long stories take to write when you're not using both hands. SAISHI: Yeah, you would know. Raye's long hair was falling on Usagi's belly, tickling her, giving even more satisfaction to her caressings. Then Raye licked Usagi's lips, and penetrated with her tongue between them, reaching hers. It was so exciting. NAGIKO: Well, that is, if your idea of excitement is the Turtle Races at the County Fair. SAISHI: Wait! Hey, if I stop breathing, maybe I'll lose conciousness! NAGIKO: Good luck, Saishi! DAIKIN: Hey! Don't make me make you not pass out! Usagi lifted her hands, and started to tease Raye, DAIKIN: [Usagi] Nyah! Nyah! You're ugly! NAGIKO: [Usagi] Ha ha! You're having sex with a GIRL! ... oh wait. Never mind. playing with her perfectly round flesh mounds, and shaking them with full force. DAIKIN: Usagi is certainly a romantic. NAGIKO: SAISHI: *mmmmmmmppphh!!* Raye now wanted more, and she, in a rush, removed Usagi's skirt, showing that she wasn't wearing panty. DAIKIN: Happosai had already gotten to her... Her pussy was totally aroused, and she spread her shaved legs in a V shape, giving room to Raye to fulfill her fantasies. She started to touch the outer labia, as she heard the cries and yeahs of Usagi. SAISHI: She fisted the already humid vagina, and grabbed her warm clit, massaging it with two fingers. NAGIKO: This isn't really a fanfic, you know. It's just an appendix of every idiotic hentai cliche known to mankind. After a minute or so, tears escaped from Usagi's beautiful eyes, DAIKIN: [Usagi] Oh, the shame, the shame... as she blushed and cammed in a espectacular orgasm... NAGIKO: She did WHAT? DAIKIN: ... I'll just remember some great words... "Don't ask." NAGIKO: Good idea. Now, it was Raye's turn to be taken to the fun. NAGIKO: I think it's also my turn to be taken to the bathroom. I need to hurl. SAISHI: *phew* Curses! It didn't work! DAIKIN: Just as well, I'd have had to kill you if you'd have succeeded... Usagi pulled Raye's zip off, and her belt, removing her jean and her panty. Her cunt was shaved and Mamoru was horny as a hungry dog. SAISHI: [author] ... just in case you really wanted to know. DAIKIN: ... huh. That makes for an awful mental picture, you know. NAGIKO: This is what happens when you overuse cliches. You run out of them and have to start inventing your own. Usagi licked her swollen clit, teasing it, reaching a ecstasy for her, and she came a pearl looking juice, a juice Usagi drank... SAISHI: Excuse me, Daikin? DAIKIN: Yes? SAISHI: Are these carpets in here stain proof? DAIKIN: Err... no. SAISHI: Oh. Good. DAIKIN: Great... I'll have to have Steve Jobs clean that up for me... Mamo-chan couldn't resist it anymore, and she took Usagi by the back door, NAGIKO: Excuse me, Mr. Keops? If he has a dick, he's a guy. Let's try to keep that down pat, 'kay? DAIKIN: Well, Mamoru IS male. I'm sure he'll prove that in a second. creating an inmense pleasure in her already damp pussy. SAISHI: ... I'm sure he meant dampy. DAIKIN/NAGIKI: He felt her juices cleaning his cock, and Raye stood up and started to play with Mamo's balls. DAIKIN: [Rei] Hey! Anyone want to play tennis? She was massaging the warm sac, getting Mamo hotter. After a few seconds, Mamo reached a nifty orgasm, SAISHI: [The Beav] Gee, Wally, those orgasms sure are nifty! DAIKIN: ... you know what? I don't care if it's the niftiest orgasm he's ever had because of a dampy cunt. I give up. NAGIKO: "A few seconds"? Maybe it's time for Mamoru to work on gettin' some nifty stamina... shooting his cum all over Usagi and Raye. They drank it all, tasting the flavor of their man. SAISHI: [Usagi] Cherry! My favorite! NAGIKO: Yeah, but did it taste nifty? They were all tired after this fuckin' party, and they relaxed, and saw how much they needed them. SAISHI: They saw how much who needed who? DAIKIN: And they saw... err, they needed... gyaaahh... They loved each other... DAIKIN: How sweet. They slept the night together, hoping for a new adventure, soon... NAGIKO: Hey, I've got one. How about they go out to Mamoru's garage, turn on the car, and die in some semblance of dignity? DAIKIN: [Usagi] So, which Senshi should we corrupt next? There's only three Inners left, you know. THE END SAISHI: ... of the world as we know it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By now this is my favorite Lemon NAGIKO: What? How could it be? This is the only story that's ever made me want to read a Hentai Otaku fic... (of those mine of course). SAISHI: Well, what was it up against? Part one? Big victory, there. Send comments, blames or praises to: DAIKIN: [author] ... hell, where I'll be residing for the rest of eternity. riel@telcel.net.ve SAISHI: Preferrably, with as many four-letter words as you know. * * * The projector, as usual, ran on empty for a minute as Daikin looked over his prisoners. "Well, are you going to beg for mercy yet, little insects?" he asked, still angry at them. Nagiko tried to act coolly. "I don't know, I think you're desensitizing us to this stuff. Maybe you can give us another one to test that?" "Why you... heh. You know what? Since you asked so nicely, I think I will give you another fic to watch. Let me see what's been found, and I'll be right back," Daikin laughed evilly as he left his booth. "Well, thanks a lot, sir," Saishi muttered. "D'oh! I guess reverse psychology isn't all that effective," Nagiko sighed. "But, since he's gone, we have a chance to escape now... any ideas?" "Well, they confiscated that remote control for Aku-chan, as well as the watch I had on my arm to cut through these bindings. Luckily, though, they didn't think to take the one on my other arm, which works just as well," Saishi replied, grinning. Nagiko tried to stifle her laughter. * * * The two guards outside the would-be theatre were caught completely by surprise, and were knocked out by Nagiko before the alarm could be raised. "Hmph... easier than I expected," Nagiko said, cracking her knuckles. "Yeah... too bad we can't take them all out this way. Still, these guys might be useful for something..." Saishi added, looking at the guards' Micro$atan uniforms. * * * Putting on the uniforms they had taken from the unconscious guards, Nagiko and Saishi had an easy time making their way to the familiar hangar. They stopped before they entered, as Saishi had pointed out that not only would the guards recognize them, it would be near-impossible to distract them and get aboard Aku-chan. "I kinda wish these things had helmets as part of the uniform," Nagiko said, sighing. "Well, if we can't escape right now, let's see if we can find Ketsuko at least." They had no trouble finding the huge prison complex again, and although there were guards all over the place, none were likely to recognize the two GHP officers. This was because they were, like the rest of the base's guards, assigned to monitor only one area, thus none of them had been anywhere near the hangar to see them before when they were captured. Nagiko marched up to the highest-ranking officer around. "We've been ordered to escort a recent prisoner, Ketsuko..." The officer looked up at that. "Ketsuko? That bitch? Please tell me she's being executed." Nagiko blinked. "Excuse me?" The officer nodded. "She's been a pain in the ass ever since she got here... whining, crying, slapping my men..." Nagiko tried hard not to laugh, and continued, "Well, Daikin... err, Mr. Kadouzeki wishes to see her." The officer blanched. "Gee... that's going to make her wish she _was_ being executed. Well... by all means. Cell #2591." Nagiko thanked him and proceeded to Ketsuko's cell... which was easily recognizable, thanks to the guards that paced nervously nearby. They looked up, possibly in hope, and Nagiko nodded. They all smiled, and some even fell to their knees, praising their deities. "And we thought she was going to be tortured or something..." Saishi muttered quietly. One of the guards tossed Nagiko the key to the cell, obviously happy to be rid of it. Nagiko chuckled and unlocked the door. She opened the door to find Ketsuko looking at the opposite corner of the cell. "Who's there?" she asked, adding "You'd better be my manicurists..." while she turned around. "... Nagiko-sempai!" Ketsuko cried, hugging the other woman. "I was so scared, these guards were mean, they called me names and stuff, but I knew you'd come and rescue me, and then we'd arrest all these guards and stuff, and get Daikin too, and..." The guards, although none too bright, figured out what was going on after hearing this, and quickly had their weapons pointed at the three GHP officers. "Ketsuko..." Nagiko managed, "we're going to get out of here eventually, and put away Daikin like you said... and after that, remind me to kill you." Saishi just sighed as he watched the guards contact Daikin, asking for instructions. Daikin told them to escort all three of them to the 'viewing room'... the next fic was already ready for its audience. But that story will be told next episode...