[camera shot of a generic planet] This base is the center of operations for the Galactic Halo Police Department, the elite force of justice above all others. Today, a group of three departs on a new mission: [shot of a huge base, where a large ship is lifting off] An Earth-bound software company has long been suspected in illicit affairs, and attempting to create monopolies on other planets and in other galaxies. This corporate giant is known as Micro$atan. [camera follows the ship as heads away from the atmosphere and into space] These three are on a mission to gather evidence of Micro$atan's wrongdoings. It is a daunting task, one which affects all living things in the universe... which is why the three best GHP officers have been assigned to it. Have no fear, for we are well protected from the clutches of evil... "Anyone forget anything?" "I think I left one of my arsenals behind. Oh well, this device to destroy all life in the universe should do." "Ummm... I forgot my clothes." "How about my sanity?" (The narrator facefaults at this exchange.) Oh, *BLEEEEP*. GALACTIC HALO POLICE V - EPISODE 1 ************** Sailor Moon is owned by Naoko Takeuchi, SM English Adaptation owned by DiC, blah blah blah, we don't claim to own any Sailor Moon characters, nor that we have been given permission to use them. Storm on the 'Horizen' is the property of Tid-Bitz. Blah blah, same goes for what I just said about SM characters. This is a work of fiction and parody. None of this should be taken seriously, especially anything that has any resemblance to real life. ^_^ We are not out to offend, we are out to have fun. Kindly read before thou dost pull the trigger. Galaxy Halo Police is: Christian Golden Marc Robinson Matthew White Nagiko, Editor Daikin, Script writer Saishi, All-around groovy guy Ummmm, I think that's everything. ************** [close-up of the spaceship as it flies through space. The words Akuzairyou Ha-70 are neatly printed on the top, while on the bottom, some crude spray paint spells out "Don't mess with Aku-chan!"] [camera shot of inside the ship - although one of the finest in the fleet, Aku-chan doesn't have much room to spare for its passengers. The bridge is merely a small, circular room with controls taking up 3/4 of the room, and a door leading to sleeping quarters in the other 1/4] Three individuals are seated at their respective controls. At the left terminal, a red-haired woman continues to whine about forgeting her clothes. As she cries, she brushes away the two bangs that always fall in front of her hazel eyes. At the right terminal, a man with blond hair and grey eyes does his best to pay attention to his terminal and ignore her. And at the center terminal, a woman with long black hair continues holding her face in her hands, sighing loudly. When she finally looks up, she peers at the other woman with her ice-blue eyes. "_How_ the hell did you manage to forget your clothes?" she asks, leaning back on her chair. She stretches her arms out, knowing she'll either laugh or get even more depressed at the answer. The blue jumpsuit she wears is almost identical to her companions', except, of course, for the small name tag. The camera, luckily, is close enough to read her name - Haretsu Nagiko. The red-haired woman shakes her head, saying "Well, I just packed all of my clothes into a suitcase... but I switched them by accident, I guess. All of my suitcases look the same." The camera zooms in on her nametag - Gotaku Ketsuko. "Oh, ok. So, what was in the suitcase you brought along, then?" added the man. He did his best to keep his eyes on his terminal, but what he said was clearly addressed to the red-head. And, because we don't want a repeat of that stupid camera zooming thing, we're just gonna tell you that his name is Misairu Saishi. (the narrator blinks) Who wrote this script? "Umm... never mind." Ketsuko blushed, and tried to forget about it. The other two, just not wanting to know, let it drop. "Ok, people. We're gonna meet our contact in sector Beta7-Gamma3-Alpha5. Ketsuko?" Nagiko said. "Course plotted, sir," Ketsuko replied. "Just call me Nagiko, okay?" "Ok, Nagiko-sempai, sir." Nagiko sighed. "I guess that'll do." "Isn't that a rather overused clich‚?" Saishi asked. "Yeah, now drop it. Ketsuko, you can warp anytime now." Nagiko replied, nodding. "Ok, sir. Warp factor...?" Ketsuko replied. "I really don't care." she muttered. She blinked, then corrected herself. "Warp 4 will do." "Yes, sir." [camera shot to behind the spaceship as it's about to enter warp. Basically, the ship creates a large explosion that propels them spinning rather unceremoniously through space] (That night...) Nagiko slept in her quarters. It had been decided earlier that two of them should stay at their controls at all times. Using 16 hour shifts and 8 hour sleep periods, it would probably work out fine. "ALERT! ALERT! Unidentifed vessel at 300/340! Nagiko, GET UP!" Aku-chan screamed. Well, assuming that they didn't run into any trouble, of course. (narrator sweat-drops) Nagiko quickly resumed her position at the controls. "Report," she bellowed. Saishi, on cue, said "Unidentified vessel detected a few moments ago... it must've been cloaked, since our scanners should've picked it up a lot earlier." "Ship status?" "From its size, I'd guess it was a scout ship... but they definitely have some better technology than we do... it'd be a close fight between us and them." "Ketsuko? How far are we from the rendezvous point?" "We would've been there in an hour, sir," Ketsuko replied, putting down her cup of coffee. "Damn. They probably trashed our contact. Hail them." Various bleeping, and a reply of "No response." "Shields up. Prepare weapons." "Yes, sir." More clich‚ bleeping. In response, the other vessel fires on them lightly to test their defences. "Return fire!" Nagiko yelled. "Ummm, Captain? Our shields are down. We're pretty much helpless," Saishi informed her, red-faced. "Wha...? One hit? But... that wasn't even strong, the ship barely shook..." "Um, Captain? I diverted some of the power from the shields so I could use my coffee maker..." Ketsuko stammered. "You... what?" "I diver..." "Oh, shut up. What the hell kind of coffee maker needs _that_ much energy?!" "Well... it's good coffee, sir. Did you want to try some?" Ketsuko held out her cup. Nagiko just blinked in shock. Ketsuko turned back to her terminal as it began bleeping again. "We're being hailed, sir. No visual." "Go ahead." A booming voice filled the ship. "Hello, children. I was expecting more of a challenge from you. Oh well. Kindly surrender now before I have to surgically remove section by section of your ship." The dark voice snickered. "The GHP don't surrender," Nagiko muttered to herself. "Oh? Did you just say something?" the voice asked mockingly. "Ketsuko, drop the channel." Nagiko waited until she was done, and then told Saishi "Put every bit of energy we've got into weapons, and prepare to fire." "I would suggest we flee, sir," Saishi replied. "I'm sure you would, but the GHP don't run away, either." "Understood." "Ok... prepare to fire. On three... 1... 2..." Before they could fire, however, another voice echoed through the ship, surprising the three. "Never fear, ladies. For as long as I stand to fight the darkness, you will always drink of the sweet nectar of success." Nagiko and Ketsuko blinked, but Saishi just muttered "Well, I'm sorry I'm not a woman, then." He scanned for the newcomer, and said "Sir, a light vessel just came in the direction we were headed." "Yes, I'm your contact. And now I'm your calvalry! In the name of masquerade balls, I won't forgive you, evildoers!" The new vessel fired upon the enemy ship... well, kinda. "Ummm, sir? He's shooting... roses... at them," Saishi stammered. "What the... oh, I don't care, he'll make do as a distraction. Charge up those weapons and prepare to fire," Nagiko ordered him. During this time, the enemy vessel decapacitated the newcomer very quickly, then turned its attention back to Aku-chan. "Ok... ready to fire?" Nagiko asked. "Yep. Just give me the order," Saishi responded. "Ok... on three again..." "Here, sir, I made you another cup of coffee," Ketsuko said, handing a cup to Nagiko. "Thanks," she replied, not really paying attention. "Ok... 1... 2..." and was about to give the order when she looked at the cup of coffee in her hand... "Saishi? Is there still energy in the weapons?" she asked. "Um, no." he replied. With that, she took a sip of the coffee and overturned the rest of it on the floor. (Later...) With all power to the ship gone, the three GHP officers were easily captured and taken to the base of their captors. Upon learning of the GHP's plan to foil Micro$atan, the corporation quickly made ready to do anything to stop them. They just didn't expect such an easy fight. By the time the officers had awakened from a knockout drug, Ketsuko had long been separated from the other two and been taken to a private cell, while another fate was in store for Nagiko and Saishi. The two of them had been taken to a torture room within the complex, and strapped against large steel tables, tilted vertically to face one wall, upon which was a movie screen. Once this was complete, the rest of the room was emptied, and a voice erupted from the speakers. It was obviously modified from the real voice which went into the microphone. The one who had come to personally torture them was none other than Kadouzeki Daikin, the one behind Micro$atan. As he surveyed his prisoners from a heavily-shielded viewing booth, the third eye in his forehead glowed softly. He chuckled at the thought of the three best GHP officers being captured so easily... it insulted the whole GHPD. Perhaps it was a bad idea to pursue his current plan... no, for now, any precaution had to be taken. He quickly summoned one of his computer generated youmas. "Well, all this was your idea... maybe you could tell me what method of torture this is?" The youma, a derivative of a program used to navigate a global network of computers, answered quickly. "It is a long tried-and-true method, master. We simply force them to view bad fanfiction. They will break easily to this, master." "Very well, I suppose it's worth a try. What have you brought as torture?" "I brought a fanfic with sexual content... a lemon, if you will. In this lemon a self-inserted character makes the main character of a widely popular anime fall for and sleep with him. Oh, and to add to that, he can't spell." Daikin nodded. "Very good. Send it in, Super-Highway Snail." "Yes, master," and the creature went through the motions of sending it to the projector. "Geez, you act like it's my fault I'm badly programmed," it muttered to itself. As he did so, he spoke to the prisoners. "Welcome to your doom. We will break you. Hell, this one alone just might break you... assuming it doesn't cause your heads to explode first." "Oh, this is just great..." Nagiko muttered. And so, the real part of this story begins.......... DAIKIN: Gilligan's Island, I'm guessing. The Calm Before the Storm Hi this is my first hentai DAIKIN: [author] ... but it won't be my last! MWAHAHAHA! NAGIKO: Hmm...this HAS to be in violation of the Geneva treaty in one way or another. This the Prelude to Stormy Days. All usual disclamers apply. BUT NOT TO STORM GRYPHON/CHRIS!!! HE IS MINE!!!! NAGIKO: In the biblical sense? *snicker* DAIKIN: Anyone actually want to take him away? SAISHI: Maybe to the mental ward. A STORM ON THE HORIZEN. DAIKIN: ... he spelled the title wrong. (blinks) NAGIKO: I get the feeling that's not a good sign. By : Tid-Bitz Queen Serenity was in her room DAIKIN: ... masturbating? SAISHI: If I wasn't shackled, I'd be hurting you right now. DAIKIN: What? It's a legitimate question. knowing veary well that soon enough that the gryphon guard will be comming NAGIKO: No...Daikin, don't say it, don't say it... DAIKIN: What? to take his place as the the guard of her daughter Serena. This was a hard time to be the Rolaty of the Moon,because the king had died for no apperent reason. DAIKIN: I'll take a wild guess and say it's the spelling. SAISHI: [King] Well, next on the agenda is...URK! But even in this the queen took ease, ture her husband was dead, but her daughter would have a strong male perseness in the castle. NAGIKO: Is this where we just smile and nod? SAISHI: I think so. The queen stood up and started to walk to the the Sliver Gate. DAIKIN: ... which didn't show reflections like a Silver one would. Out in the guarden a five year old Serena was crying about the death of her father. Queen Serenity was starting to miss him already but there was someone she missed even more. NAGIKO: [author] Her proofreader. SAISHI: I'll bet it's Jerry Seinfeld! As the queen came to the gate it opened showing the jungle type plante on the other side. She wanted to go there and see it for herself. DAIKIN: Well, go right ahead. I'm not stopping you. SAISHI: You're one of those mental defectives who tries to give directions to the characters on soap operas, aren't you? DAIKIN: Shut up, detainee-boy. Well she was looking at the terain someone came DAIKIN: You people have no stamina. NAGIKO: You have a one track mind, don't you? DAIKIN: Yep! through and said "Prince Storm Gryphon reporting as ordered." NAGIKO:[Prince Storm Gryphon] ...with your large pepperoni pizza. That'll be $6.75. SAISHI:[Operator] Hello, this is Discount Bodyguards Inc. No, were out of good guards, but I CAN send you over a pre-adolescent pervert who will grow up to take your daughter's virginity. Is that alright with you? the queen looked at this boy who wasn't more then seven yeras old, and yet he was just like his father. NAGIKO: [author] Dumb, annoying, and ugly. DAIKIN: [Serenity] My, he grew quickly... The queen said to the boy "So you are the new gryphon, and you know what you are soposte to do right? NAGIKO: [Prince Storm Gryphon] Yeah, generally fuck around with the Sailor Moon universe until it becomes completely incomprehensable and unbearable, correct? What is your name? Not Storm Gryphon but the other one. And how's your father, Flair doing?" DAIKIN: [Gryphon] Well, he's still into wrestling... "Yes I know. My name is Christopher, SAISHI: Ahh...so, Christianity does exist on other planets? and Dad died a little while ago." said the boy. DAIKIN: [Gryphon] Apparently, one of the wrestlers used a real piledriver on him by mistake. "Oh, Christopher I didn't know that Adam had died. SAISHI: Isn't he named...aww, screw it. Well then you must know what Serena is going through right now." she said "Serena would be the princess?" he inquared. NAGIKO: No, genius boy. She's the janitor. What do *you* think? "Yes, she is." said the queen. "Then I must go and find her and comfert her. DAIKIN: SAISHI/NAGIKO: DAIKIN NO HENTAI!!!! Just one question where can I find her?" he asked. "Out in the guarden." she said. Christopher bowed to her and started off to find Serena, but with in a fwe moements he was losed in the palace. SAISHI: Wow! What a great guard he is! NAGIKO: I'm assuming "Christopher" is the English translation of "Ryoga." Serena disided to leave the guardens and go to her room to continue her crying. SAISHI: [Serena] Let's see...I've cried in the bathroom, the hall, the banquet room, the "guardens"...So much crying, so little time. As she rounded a corner she found a young boy who was hoppisly losed, DAIKIN: NAGIKO: "Hoppisly losed"? Where's my blaster? I want to shoot myself and get this over with. she walked up to him and asked "Are you losed?" SAISHI: [Christopher] Why yes, I am losed. NAGIKO: I do believe we've quite clearly established that he's "losed" at this point. Chris(Yes that's what I'm going to use from now on for Christopher.) DAIKIN: Well, thank you for clearing that up. (yawns) SAISHI: I wasn't sure if Chris was short for Christopher. Now I know. said a little relucntly "Yea, I guess I am. But I know who I'm look for." "Well mabey I can help, who are you looking for?" she asked. DAIKIN: [Gryphon] Satan. Today's the day I sell my soul, and become an all-powerful self-insertion character! MWAHAHA! "I'm looking for the princess." he said. NAGIKO: [Chris] ...and my grammar skills, but that's another story altogether. SAISHI: [Serena] Well, what do I look like? Chopped liver? Serena had a small grin on her face as she said "Why do you want to find her for?" Chris sighed and said "I'm trying to find her because I'm her new guard." "Well guess what, you just found her." she said a litte shure of herself. DAIKIN: [Serena] Duh, I forgot I was the princess for a second. Almost eight years passed NAGIKO: That transition was about as smooth as a New York sidestreet that hasn't been paved in two decades. DAIKIN: How time flies when... uh, time flies. and Chris and Serena became veary close ALL: What a shocker! to each other, more offten she went to Chris for DAIKIN: ... sex. SAISHI: Umm...dude, you're pretty perverted. a simpatheic shoulder to lean on then go to her mother for the same sort of thing. NAGIKO: [Serena] Mom, I need some advice. I asked Chris for help, but all he does is just tell me to sleep with him. She started to ask Chris about every little thing that she possible could, SAISHI: [Serena] Chris, why is your head so small? Chris, what is that lump on your arm? Chris why am I being protected by a prepubescent little weenie? NAGIKO:[Serena] Chris, do you believe that Hegel's Dialectic theory will ever be an achievable goal in a society which places so much value on individualism and Social Darwinism? even as they were growing up and growing in different ways. DAIKIN: She's growing breasts, he's getting constant woodies, yadayadayada... NAGIKO: Okay, someone needs a cold shower here... They were so close and yet Serena's mother incourged them to go even feruther. DAIKIN: Oooh, this is nasty... SAISHI: Hmm...methinks Serenity is NOT going to be receiving that "Mother of the Year" award. It was morrning in the palace most everyone was a sleep. Serena awoke with a shock, as her fingures came acrros her cheast touching something that wasn't there when she went to sleep. DAIKIN: [Serena] Kami, those things grow so suddenly... She looked under the covers, she saw that she had breast DAIKIN: Whoa. That was freaky. NAGIKO: It appears someone got their first visit from the breast fairy... SAISHI: The hentai writers further show their purely incredible knowledge of the female body. and with the sight of that she had a devlish thought NAGIKO: Whoa. You are one *wild* girl, Serena. and with that she cryed out "CHRIS!!!!" DAIKIN: Hey, not yet. Be patient, you'll be able to scream out his name soon enough. Chris heard his name and jumped out of his bed for some reason he was wereing his body armor not the plates but the black body suit, DAIKIN: Um, okay. Whatever. NAGIKO: I get the feeling I'm going to be asking this question a lot during this fanfic, but still....do we care? he started to race for Serena's door after he opened his. SAISHI: I'm glad he told us that. I would have just assumed that he was so dumb he would have just burst through the door without opening it. As he neard Serena's door she opened it wide, Chris unable to stop slid into her room. NAGIKO: And he slides all the way into third! I'm sorry, I know that was wrong, but still... Hiting a chare he was sent tumbling onto Serena's bed. DAIKIN: How convenient. Laying on his back he said "You've got one comfey bed." SAISHI: I'm glad he likes it. He's going to be spending a lot of time there during the lemon scene. NAGIKO: [Chris] This is nothing like that slab of marble in the basement that Serenity has me sleeping on...I wonder if she's trying to send me a message? "Do you notice anything different about me?" she asked as she came over to him and sat on his lap. "Humm, well yes I do. Your cheast." NAGIKO: Evidentally, he's been an astute observer of it's dimensions. he said siting up as Queen Serenity walked in. DAIKIN: (darkly) ... carrying with her, for some reason, an M-16. "CHRISTOPHER, GET OUT OF SERENA'S BEDROOM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!" yelled the queen. DAIKIN: ... punctuated by sporadic gunfire. Like lightning Chris ran out of the room, Serena was in midair for a few seconds before landing on her bed and saying DAIKIN: [Serena] I was about to get laid, dammit! "Mother, I'm the one who called for him! I was only planing a little fun." "I know Serena, but look at it from my point of veiw. You are my daughter, and Chris is a boy. NAGIKO: You don't say! And I've already expland the fact's of life to you. DAIKIN: [Serena] And I'll thank you not to explain it again. That show sounded painful enough the first time. It looked like he was takeing advantige of you." said the queen. SAISHI: Okay! Wait a minute! Two minutes ago, Queen Serenity was trying to hook these two up. Now she sceams the second he enters the room! What the hell is up with this?!? NAGIKO: Saishi, this will go a lot quicker if you just calm down. Logic doesn't apply to these self-insertion fics, I don't think. SAISHI: "Mother, you of all people should know that Chris would never do a thing like that!!!" said Serena. DAIKIN: [Serena] Yeah, because he's been written in as perfect and I'm being written in as an OOC slut! Well outside Chris went to his room and put on the plates of armor, and slid SAISHI: ...no. I shouldn't... his sword into its sheath NAGIKO: This is Freudian. I just know it. as he was walking out of his room. He saw the queen wlaking toward him and he thought SAISHI: [Chris] Man, I am SO... NAGIKO: I've never had to kill one of my own. Don't make me start now. DAIKIN: NAGIKO: How about him getting chewed *up*? I think it would be a lot more satisfying for everyone involved if that happened. "Aaa Chris could I talk to you a moment?" asked the queen not trying to make eye contact with him. NAGIKO: ...as most people try to do with Chris, I'm sure. "Shure." he said with a sigh. "I've already talked with Serena, I shouldn't have acted so harshly toward you. NAGIKO: [Serenity] ...even though little denegrates like you don't deserve to be treated with any sort of respect whatsoever. I know that you would never take advantige of Serena, it's just that she is my only daughter, and you are male SAISHI: Well, sort of. I wouldn't go that far. and what you said with Serena on your lap when I walked in, it looked like a mother's worst night-merr. DAIKIN: [Serenity] ...which is not even half as understandable as a 'nightmare'. I'm sorry for the way I acted" said the queen. SAISHI: Great, the Queen is apologizing to some lowly peon. And one of the lowliest kind. "It's okay I think, you just did what any parent would have done. But why do you yelle at me so much?" he said. SAISHI: [Serenity] Because, abusing you is just SO much fun! "Well I don't know why I do. You try to do your best all the time no mater how it may seem to any one eless. And I know that you love Serena so much that you would never do anything to harm her. DAIKIN: [Serenity] ... including putting her in a self-insertion lemon... d'oh! But every time I see you and Serena together you always have your arm around her, it's not your falt it's just your gender. DAIKIN: [Serenity] Get a sex change, okay? And it's going to get some getting use to that's all." she said with a slight blush NAGIKO: Actually, I think that rouge would be a better match with Serenity's complexion... More time passed DAIKIN: ... more people stopped reading this, and started researching the cure for cancer... and Serenity became more use to Chris and all his little quars and quarks, NAGIKO: All of his little quarks? Geez, electron microscopes must have been pretty damn good in the Moon Kingdom to pull *that* one off... that made him who he was. She also became awere of her daughters growing fealings toward him. SAISHI: You think calling him in to see her breasts might have tipped Serenity off? A nother morrning rose and Serena got more use to her teenaged body DAIKIN: Read between the lines, people... and all the little things it started to throw at her DAIKIN: Rocks, baseballs, frisbees... SAISHI: [Serena] Hey! Put that down! Don't thr.. OW! except her first peroid withch came this morrning. DAIKIN: SAISHI: Oh, this is going to be pleasant. NAGIKO: Okay, anyone have some Advil? Serena was slowly awakeing when she noticed blood on her blankets, she scremed at the top of her lungs DAIKIN: [Serena] Kami, I had no idea the first time would be this good! NAGIKO: GAHH!!! You FILTHY hentai!!!! "CHRIS!!!!!! SOMEONE PLEAES HELP ME!!!!!!" Chris woke up to his name being scremed ant thought DAIKIN: [Chris] What a turn on! he was cut off by the other part of the call for help. He opened his door and started to make a run for Serena, as he got closer to the door it didn't open, so Chris prepaird to ram the door with his shoulder and CRACK!!!! SAISHI: Remember when I said he couldn't be dumb enough plow through a door? Forget it. NAGIKO: Crack...oh, THAT explains the writing in this thing! Chris steeped back and looked at the hole he just made in the Iron-Oak door, he started to do the same thing but this time insted of puting a nother hole in the door he knocked it over with him on it. SAISHI: Uh...clarification please? DAIKIN: And, on that nother morning, he made a nother hole in a nother door to a nother room with a nother princess. The cries for help reached th queen's room she started to get ready to go down stairs to see what was going on. Chris blading from the shoulder DAIKIN: ... suddenly lost his balance and fell across the highway, where he is continually run over as punishment for self-insertion as a whole. NAGIKO: Usually, I rollerblade with my feet, but I guess it could be done with the shoulders should one really want to do it... went into Serena's bathroom and reemarged with a botil of Hydirogen Proxide, he put the cap of the botil in his mouth, and took it right off! NAGIKO: Ooh! Aren't you just the strong one. DAIKIN: [Serena] I feel strangely turned on. He spat the cap out and started to splash it on his shoulder. At this time the queen stood right outside the door and watched. SAISHI: [Serenity] Oh how cute. He smashed up his first door. He's growing up so fast. NAGIKO: Yep, he'll be trashing hotel rooms with Scott Weiland in no time. With a still foming wound he went over to Serena and asked "What's wrong?!?" "I'm...I'm bleading from my....personal area." she said at the end she becam veary quite. DAIKIN: Well, you could have said vagina and been done with it... but then, you probably would've mispelled it. "Let me take a look." Chris said SAISHI: DANGER WILL ROBINSON!! HENTAI ALERT! Serena pulled her covers off and her nighty up allowing Chris to see her blond pussy, DAIKIN: Guess she had another cat before Luna. Chris looked at it and said "I don't know what to do!!!" NAGIKO: Oh, that's good...does that mean we *won't* have to be seeing hentai in this story? SAISHI: [Bones] Dammit, Jim! I'm a hentai, not a doctor! Queen Serenity took this time to make herself seen, she walked in and said in a clame voice DAIKIN: [Serenity] I would be saying something here, but since the spelling's screwed I just don't know what I'm doing anymore. "Chris go to the nurse to get that shoulder looked at. I can take care of this." Chris had a concerend look and with a voice to mach NAGIKO: Actually, his voice is only mach one, not two. he said "Are you shure that you can take care of this?" DAIKIN: [Chris] Certain things require a man's touch, you know... The queen said "Chris I daial with this every month, but shoulders that look like yours right now I don't. SAISHI: [Serenity] Unless, of course, it's roller derby season... So go to the Med-room now!" DAIKIN: Well, that's probably the closest to a put-down that Chris'll endure in this story. Might as well celebrate the small things... Chris turn and walked out of the room holding his wounded shoulder. SAISHI: [Chris] Ow. I hurt myself trying to get through a door. Man, I'm a sucky guard. the queen went into the bathroom and came DAIKIN: What the hell is with you people... you just walk around and come? NAGIKO: You know how Freud said men think about sex every seven seconds? I think it's more like every .7 seconds with you. out with some tolit paper and started to clean her daughter's pussy. NAGIKO: Couldn't he exercise some decency and at least use a clinical term for it? SAISHI: In the name of all that is good and holy, let this part end NOW! "Mother!" Serena said with a shock of her pussy being touched, DAIKIN: [solemn, as author] Since Serena felt as though she were electrocuted every time her pussy was touched, sex just wasn't an option. it was something that she enjoyed. DAIKIN: Ick... SAISHI: Ah, incest. One of the more under-utilized literary devices. NAGIKO: This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not... "Serena, this means that you are growing up to become a women. But there's something that I need to tell you." said the older women. "What might that be?" she asked. DAIKIN: [Serenity] Men are scum. "Well it's realy to things. First: Your will be going through this same thing every mounth. And second: Chris well be leving soon for his home world." she said as she looked at the door on the ground. SAISHI: [Serena] So this is one of those bad news, good news things then? "Why will Chris be leving?" said the girl. NAGIKO: [Serenity] Because he SUCKS! "He's a gryphon, his powers are starting to show." NAGIKO: Huh? The only powers of his that I'm seeing are his powers to make clumsy passes at the queen's daughter. SAISHI: [Serenity] Apparently, he has the amazing power to make others feel better by comparing their lives to his. said the queen as she finshed claning her daughter's pussy. DAIKIN: Gee, I never knew that the cats formed clans like that. NAGIKO: Ugh! If he uses that word *one* more time, I'm going to hunt him down and shove a live cat down his throat to teach him a lesson!!! "Gryphon?!? What powers?!?" excalmed Serena. NAGIKO: Well, we know they don't involve writing skill... DAIKIN: [Serenity] Why, self-insertion powers, of course. Nearly invincible, able to make anyone he wants fall for him... oops, shouldn't have picked him as your guard. "Yes, gryphon. The gryphon's are an anchent race. DAIKIN: Dat's sum accent ya got there, lady... They been the protecers of the princesses of the Moon sice the veary first Serenity. SAISHI: Well, I guess that explains the downfall of the Moon Kingdom. And his powers are exertem strength, healing, and super soldier armor." said the queen. DAIKIN: Super Soldier Armor? Kami, he's a Power Ranger! (laughs) NAGIKO: He got hurt by a lousy door, and couldn't figure out what to do when Serena was...umm, having her first "special time." So, what is this crap about healing and stength? Hmm? "But why does he have to leve?" asked Serena who had started to get dressed. "He has to because he is a *Shock Trooper*. SAISHI: [Serenity] Which means we're all shocked that he's a trooper. NAGIKO: Ehh, it's better than a Starship Trooper. All the Gryphon's that have ever been on the Moon have all returned to their homeworld at the age of 15 or 16." said the queen a little half hartedly. "Shock Trooper?" asked Serena as she began to leve the room. SAISHI: [Serena] HA HA HA!!! Seriously, why is he leaving? Her mother got up and started to fallow when she said "There are four different types of gryphons. DAIKIN: ... and there are also four food groups. Coincidence? The first and most dangrous is the Shock Trooper, ALL: Of course. then the Marien, Free Standing Army, and Space Navy. And the one that you have gotten so close to is a Shock Trooper." said the queen as they started to come up no the Med-bay SAISHI: Uh... do castles HAVE med-bays? NAGIKO: I don't think so. But just smile and nod. when they heard "Get away from me!!! I can heal myself!!!" NAGIKO: [Chris] ...provided there's a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide handy. "See Serena." DAIKIN: See Serena cry. Cry, Serena, cry. said the queen when the entered the Med-bay to see the staff all in one little corner and Chris on the other side of the room. Serena wlaked right into the room and right up to Chris. And then she did something that shocked her mother, Chris, and anyone eless in the room. DAIKIN: Ok, we get the idea. She kissed him! NAGIKO: Hmm...and yet, it doesn't shock me. I wonder why... Not a small one on the check but a veary passionit one on the lipes. DAIKIN: Oh, so instead of kissing him on the check, he gave him a veary passionit one on the lipes, ok... huh?! "Serena!!!" yelped the Queen of the Moon SAISHI: [Serenity] You don't know where he's been! "Might I ask what was that for?!?" asked Chris with a grin on his face. "Well Mom says that you will be going away soon, and that I might not see you ever again." said the blond with her hands rapped around Chris's neck. NAGIKO: Ahh, yes...the legendary Wu-Tang Hands. DAIKIN: ... and the constant rapping by Serena, compounded by the fact that Chris/Gryphon didn't like rap music, eventually made his head explode. Later in the day when the other princess of the other plantes where on the Moon for their usual gabbe sestion Chris asked Queen Serenity to open the gate for Seyia SAISHI: Seyia? Who's that? NAGIKO: Oh, Gods...please don't tell me Dragonball Z is becoming entangled with this. It's a train wreck as it is. so that he might go with out Serena knowing. The queen ablged and sent the gryphon home. DAIKIN: [Serenity] And don't come back! some time later after all the girls had went home Serena asked her mother "Mother, do you know where Chris is?" "I have a rough idea where he might be." said the older women. NAGIKO: She has more than one mother? This isn't one of those damn South Park things, is it? "Well then where is he?" asked the girl again. SAISHI: [Serenity] Right here! BWAhahahahahaha!!!! "He's on his home world. DAIKIN: [Serenity] You and I know it as hell. He left well your friends where here." said the queen. "What!!!! YOU LET HIM LEVE WITH OUT SYING GOOD BYE TO ME!!!!!!" NAGIKO: [Serenity] Well, no, not really... I let him "leave" without "saying" goodbye to you. was what Serena said starting to cry and run to her room. DAIKIN: [Serena] Waaaahhh... hey, who's that guy with a mask over his face? NAGIKO: Oh, you know, it's really for the best. I mean, we don't have to see any more lame sexual innuendo, pointless Storm Gryphon worship, and the like. For her, it must suck, granted, but who cares about her? "Okay, you little soldier wan'a'be's!! NAGIKO: Soldier boy...oh my little soldier boy...I'll be true to you. The fallowing tryals will deturmen what you will become!" NAGIKO: [drill sargent] Besides pathetic. You're already that. DAIKIN: [drill sargent] They will determine whether you will be able to spell or not! said a large man that stood about 7'6" "COBALT GRYPHON?" "SIR!" DAIKIN: [Cobalt Gryphon] Why the hell was I named after that element?! "HELIOX GRUPHON?" "SIR!" SAISHI: [Heliox Gryphon] Ehhh, well at least you know where your name came from. "STORM GRYPHON?" "STORM GRYPHON?!" DAIKIN: [Chris/Storm Gryphon] Yeah, that's me... oops. NAGIKO: He died. Please say he died. If there's a higher being, he died... "Sorry I'm late sir!" he said running into the ranks of gryphons NAGIKO: So much for theism. "STARLIN GRYPHON?" "SIR!" and the list whent on and on. DAIKIN: So does this story. What's your point? Some time had passed and Serena and the other princess were talking about the usual stuff when a letter had came in for Serena. "Princess Serenity!!" said a man that came up holing a letter in his hand "this just came for you." he said giveing it to her and running off again. "Are you going to open it or just look at it?!?" said Ray the Princess of Mars. DAIKIN: ... as opposed to Rei or Raye, the Princess of Mars? NAGIKO: Ray sounds more like the bartender at the Imperial Pub. Serena was reading where the letter hand came from it said on it NAGIKO: "...hand came from it said on it"? Well, Hooked on Phonics obviously didn't work for a certain someone. Seyia Milatary Goverment. SAISHI: PLEASE let it say Chris died in combat... c'mon! PLEASE! "What would the Seyians want with you Serena?" asked Ami. DAIKIN: [Ami] After all, they're from a completely different anime universe... "Well.... It's... Kind of...... personal." she slowly said NAGIKO: [Serena] I've been having a long-running affair with Vegeta. she proceed to open the letter and something drooped out of the envlop. DAIKIN: Droop? Envlop? SAISHI: If only Theodore Kacyinzski had mailed that letter.... Mina picked it up and looked at it and said "Who's the hunk???" "That hunk was my best friend in the hole unevervice!!!" she said with a tear rolling down her cheak. NAGIKO: Un-WHAT? No, he didn't mean "universe"... Did he? DAIKIN: ... and this sad scene is spoiled by the fact that he completely slaughtered the spelling of... well, yes, I assume that's supposed to be "universe". NAGIKO: "Oh, I didn't mean to ster up any bad memories." said Mina. "No, it's okay. I just miss him that's all" said Serena. DAIKIN [Serena]: See, it's here it my contract... I'm required to miss that bastard... "Well why don't you tell us about him. I'm shure that it'll make you feal better." said Lita. SAISHI: [Serena] Well, let's see... he hurt himself by running into a door... "Well Okay. I'm meet him when I was five years old, he was seven or so. My father just died, and here he was losed in the palace looking for me. We started to become friends really fast. He was the first boy to see me naked who wasn't my father. DAIKIN: No, I'm not saying anything to that. NAGIKO: Okay, that is IT! This fic is just so wrong on so many different levels that it's not even funny! And when I got up the courge to go and show him how I fealt toward him, it was the day that he was going back to his home world." she said DAIKIN: [Serena] ... I never got to use that leather suit and whip... SAISHI: Ack! Bad mental picture! "Sounds like an interesting realtionship if ask me." said Ami. NAGIKO: Yeah, well, no one was asking you. Let's just expediate this crap, shall we? "Well get on with it read the letter out loud girl!" said Lita SAISHI: Lita must be channeling the spirit of Oprah here... Dear Serena DAIKIN: [Chris] My execution is today. Life at basic trayning is hell! I've should have stayed with you insted I came to this hell!!! NAGIKO: Geez, you think THAT'S hell? You should have tried to read this thing over after you wrote it. DAIKIN: [Chris] My life is hell! Hell, I wanna leave! But then there would be hell to pay! So how are you? I hope your fine. I wish I could say the same for me, DAIKIN: [Chris/SG] I was run over, and no longer have the use of my lower body. Guess this lemon's over! SAISHI/NAGIKO: on a wilderness exerice my patrol was attacked by a Bearcat. NAGIKO: Well, at least he included some good news in the letter... I don't mean to worie you but knowing you, you probaly have a boy-friend by now, if he does anything to hurt you I'll be there so fast he'll reget doing anything to you. DAIKIN: [Serena] Hey, that gives me an idea for a trap... Please write back your mother will know how to get the letter to me. I miss you alot. Strom Gryphon. DAIKIN: Not too often you see a self-insertion guy spell his name wrong... NAGIKO: Strom Gryphon, distant cousin of Strom Thurmond. P.S. I'm not sopose to tell anyone but there is going to be a garduation seramonie in two weeks, SAISHI: I'm betting that this is written in a foreign language, and it only resembles English by some sort of fluke. How about you? NAGIKO/DAIKIN: and friend's and family are allowed to attend. NAGIKO: [Storm Gryphon] Assuming they sign up with MCI by June 15th! Please be there. Got to go bye! SAISHI: I'm guessing first-grade spelling is not a prerequisite for "gard uation." Serena sat back in her set and said "There is know way that I going to be here when this happens!" DAIKIN: [Serena] Let me get my sniper rifle... The day came to a end and the girls said good bye to one another. Serena went to go see her mother who was in her room at the time looking at pictures. Serena came in and said "Mommy, I got this letter from Chris to day and acroding to date on it there's going to be a gard thing going on in a coulpe of days, and he would like us to be there. DAIKIN: Take your pick... complain about the spelling or the run-on sentence. SAISHI: Can I take both? DAIKIN: No. NAGIKO: Spelling. SAISHI: Run-on. So can we go? Please!!!" SAISHI: [Serenty] Hmm... Let me think. NO! The queen looked at her daughter who hasn't been this happy for mouths NAGIKO: Serena isn't happy for mouths? What about that kissing scene with Chris? She seemed pretty happy for 'em then. SAISHI: It's always a real problem when a daughter loses her interest in dentistry. and said "Of cours will be there! DAIKIN: [Serenity] Do you have an extra rifle? And just to make shure well go right now! So get your stuff ready Serena!" On Seyia the gate opend up and two women came out of it. NAGIKO: [author] Eight years had passed... One of the Shock Trooper guards looked at the two of them and said "How My we be of severcie?" The queen said "Just tell us where we the base that is used for basic trayning?" "It's about two kilometers to the east." said the large guard DAIKIN: ... while the short guard made comments which will not be printed. NAGIKO: [falsetto] This fanfic proudly written in metric! When the queen and her daughter got on the base they headed for the main buldig as they neared it the queen tolded her daughter to try and find Chris, and off went Serena. "Hay, Stormy get a load of this chick!" yelped Cobalt. "Stormy!! Get over here and chek out this chick!!!!" said Starlin Chris got up from his bunk and went over to the windo, only to see Serena SAISHI: I notice that the typing is getting worse. That means he probably doesn't have both hands on the keyboard right now. Uh-oh. DAIKIN: [Chris/SG] ... that means the lemon scene will have to be today and not tomorrow... wait, that's fine. was what he was thinking well he said "This one's mine!" as he raced out the door of Elamental beraiks. Serena was wandering around not paying to much attation to where she was walking when something grasped her hips, and held her in tight well the two of them were sliding along the ground. DAIKIN: Ummm, you don't put the lubricant on the ground... NAGIKO/SAISHI: HENTAI!!! When they came to a stop the armored thing said "You should be more carful where you walk." "And why should I do that?" asked Serena. DAIKIN: [Serena] I'm feeling suicidal today. "Because you were on the heavy wepons range, witch means if hadn't done what I did you could have been vaprised. And that would be a wast of such a pritty thing like you." said the thing. DAIKIN: How romantic. SAISHI: I think "thing" would be a good way to describe Chris. "Storm Gryphon!! Droop Princess Serenity right now!!" yelled the comanding officer. Storm Gryphon let go of Serena who was likeing being held so close, NAGIKO: Of course she does. DAIKIN: [Serena] I love men in heavy combat armor... and stood up to his full hight well saying "Sir the princess was unawhere that she was on the heavy-wepons range. And as I recall Phatom bearkis is on that range today." DAIKIN: ... well, that's just phat shit. Queen Serenity and Serena booth said at the same time "Christopher?!?" "Well I'll let it go that you were holding Princess Serenity in the way that you were for your act of bravery, concidering Phatom bearkis lack acitrucy, with the heavy wepons." said the C.O. "Chris?? Is it really you???? I mean you look so different." said Serena. NAGIKO: [Serena] I mean, you still look like a total geek, just a different kind! SAISHI: [Serena] If it was even possible, I'd say you've gotten uglier! "Humm. It's seeams that the queen and the princess know you, so you will be on gaurd duity for thes two, dissmised!" said the much older gryphon. DAIKIN: [C.O.] Back in my day, we didn't insert ourselves into lemons... Chris lowered his head and said "So I guess that you would like to go to your rooms right?" "Yes, that would be fine Christopher. Just one question thoe." said the queen as the three of them headed off for the V.I.P.'s rooms. "What would you like to know?" asked Chris NAGIKO: [Serenity] Can we get a REAL guard? "Is this your grown-up body?" asked the queen. "No, I guess that should change back." and with that the armor dissapered, leveing chris like he was before in green fetegs. DAIKIN: Kami, this guy reeks of Saban. When they got in the queen went to her room and Serena took Chris to her's. SAISHI: Uh-oh. DAIKIN: Ok, is this the lemon scene? "Oh Chris, the less that I try to think about you NAGIKO: [Serena] ... the better I feel. In fact, I'm really pressed to find a reason why I'm here in the first place. the more I do." she said well putting her arms arond him. SAISHI: I understand, suppressing a horrible memory is such hard work. "You don't know how much I missed you." he said well embraceing her. DAIKIN: [Chris] How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... ummm, what number comes first? "Chris, are theas walls sound proof?" asked Serena "Yep." "Well, there is something that I want to do with you." she said NAGIKO: Let's all hope it involves castration. "That's if you'll have me." SAISHI: Uh-oh! The hentai monitor is going off the scale! This isn't good! DAIKIN: What is the chance that he'll refuse? None? Nada? Zero? "Serena you know that I love you so what are you talking about?" he asked "I want to have sex with you. I want you to take my vergity." she said comeing in closer to him. DAIKIN: Vergity? NAGIKO: Take her WHAT?!?!?!? This guy CAN'T spell!!!! ARRGHH!!! SAISHI: Ugh...hentai imminent! Prepare for impact! "Are you shure? I mean don't you want to save yourself for the man that will marry?" he asked NAGIKO: YES, SHE DOES, YES, PLEASE SAY SHE DOES!!! DAIKIN: I'm not sure which is scarier, Serena boinking him or Serena marrying him. "No, I don't! That's what mt mother wants, not me! Your the man I'm with and your the man that I want!" DAIKIN: [Serena] ... probably because it's in the script. she said almost in tears. NAGIKO: That makes two of us. SAISHI: Chris and sex in the same sentence makes me want to cry, too. Chris came over to her hugged her tight and said "Then if that's what you want, then that's what you'll have." DAIKIN: ... he's not much of a romantic. NAGIKO: Hey! How about what WE want? SAISHI: [Chris] It'll be a sacrifice, yep... But if that's what you want... he let go of her and she steeped back and Started to undress. Sliding off her dress showing off her wet panties that are almost see-throw because of her lust for Chris. SAISHI: Must .. use .. phaser .. on .. self .. End .. the horror. DAIKIN: See Serena. See Serena's panties. See Serena throw panties. Chris looked at her small frame, DAIKIN: ... and decided she needed a larger one to hold a picture. and simled as he puld off his clothing. DAIKIN: Simled? Puld? This guy probably taught Oscar everything he knew! Serena undid her bra alowing her her breast to out in the open, NAGIKO: Gahh!!! I don't want to watch!! SAISHI: SAISHI: Umm...how about we just close our eyes for this whole thing? I think our good friend Daikin has- excuse the pun- his hands full right now. NAGIKO: Good idea! DAIKIN: This ought to be a laugh riot... Chris toched them with slight momning from Serena he started to masge them with his hands. DAIKIN: You know something's wrong when you laugh during the lemon scene Serena slid off her panites. Through her moning he lifted his mouth to hers, and they joined in a passionate kiss. Her hands wandered across his chest, and his crept down to cup her ass and squeeze gently. DAIKIN: ... well, no spelling errors in that phrase. Maybe he's learning? SAISHI: I really don't care. Happy, Serena started to pull up his shirt, revealing a muscular chest, and a body to mach. DAIKIN: I doubt he's designed to shatter the sound barrier. He helped her get him out of his shirt, leaving him standing there in his pants, and her in naked. Sweat was starting to collect on her body, and a single drop slid down the front of her body to her nipple, where it hung for a moment before falling and leaving slight moisture on the floor. DAIKIN: ... the hell? He's writing much more descriptively now... NAGIKO: Really, I wonder... AAUGGH!! No! Evil! DAIKIN: Heh... He reached around her and quickly picked her up. He held her in the air for a moment, kissing her, tongues intertwined, and then set her on her bed. She immediately stretched out, spreading her legs a little, and looking up, expectantly. SAISHI: Lalala... I hear such lovely crickets... lalala... DAIKIN: Huh? What the hell's going on down there? Chris smiled down at her, and started to unbutton his pants. "No," she spoke up suddenly, "Let me." DAIKIN: ... this is something from the Twilight Zone, I swear. Small, lithe hands darted out to the button of his pants, DAIKIN: He managed to screw up 'pulled' and 'lost', but he spells 'lithe' correctly? NAGIKO: I don't care if he spells "antidisestablishmentarianism" correctly. This still sucks. and she twisted around to sit on the edge of her bed. Eye to eye with his navel, she undid the button and then the zipper. Her hands slid to the waistband and pulled his combat pants down over the bulge between his legs. Chris stepped out of his pants at the same moment she pulled down his boxers. He pushed her thighs apart to give him a clear view of her pussy, which was dripping and soaking the edge of the bed. Spreading apart the outer lips of her pussy, he leaned forward, licking at her juices, lapping them up. DAIKIN: ... like a dog. Ick. He loved this taste, and soon he had his face buried between her legs, licking her clit and sliding his tongue into her hole. She squirmed and wriggled, and a deep blush spread across her chest, face, and breasts. Between her legs, Chris showed no sign of slowing his passionate licking, but instead was getting more intense. DAIKIN: Yay. Ready to climax, she squirmed against him, feeling the pressure and tingling that meant she was ready. Noticing her urgency, he started to suck on her clit. That was all it took. Serena arched her back and cried out, DAIKIN: [Serena] I'm gonna get you for this! her breasts heaving, her body spasming slightly, and still she tried to pull Chris closer between her legs. As the climax faded, she flopped on the bed, breathing heavily, covered in sweat and girlcum. Chris moved up from between her legs, letting her rest a second. SAISHI: Will this damn hentai scene ever end? What the hell? He kissed her, and on his lips she tasted her own sweet taste, a little bit sour, but not that bad. His erection pressed into her thigh, and she wanted him. Capturing his dick in her hand and pulling him between her legs. Moist precum dripped out of its tip and onto her hand, and she pushed her hips upward, brushing him with the outside of her cunt. Chris got the hint. DAIKIN: I would hope so. Serena lay down on the bed again, completely, and Chris lay beside her, almost on top of her, but not quite. The very head of his dick was between her legs, and she could feel it, large and perfect, DAIKIN: Large and perfect penises, what the hell else is new... NAGIKO: I can't believe you're watching this. but she wanted to feel it inside of her. They kissed, and she squirmed up against him, spreading her thighs. Dripping juices coated him, and he pushed up against her a little, so the glans rested right outside her opening. Suddenly, she reached down, capturing him in her hands, moving herself down, pulling him into her. Both of them gasped at the same time. DAIKIN: ... I'm still wondering what's going on. Anyone have any ideas? SAISHI: No, no, none whatsoever. He was almost ready to cum the moment he slid into her, but the sudden moisture and warmth kept him from it. He wanted to make this last, to savour the feeling of being inside Serena's cunt. Moving, he pinned Serena to the bed, sliding his tongue into her mouth and his cock furthur inside of her. DAIKIN: Finally, a mis-spelling. Maybe this _is_ him writing it... Serena shuddered beneath him, pleasure washing over her in waves, her pussy pulling at his cock, and then, he was all the way in her, his weight on top of her, and his tongue in her mouth. She could only pull him tighter as he started to slide in and out of her. DAIKIN: [Apu] Hello there... thank you, come again. Hello there... thank you, come again. NAGIKO: I don't even know what that was to, but whatever it was, it certifies you as the biggest pervert I have ever met. He pushed in and pulled out, DAIKIN: ... as opposed to pulling in and pushing out? a slow tempo that drove her insane. It was just enough to keep her hopelessly aroused, but not enough to make her cum. He propped himself up on one arm, and lowered his head to her nipple. Tonguing her nipple, he moved his hand down to her ass. He cupped her ass, and squeezed it, not being too gentle now, but not fingering her ass because he didn't want to make her cum. DAIKIN: Huh. Someone who's passing up anal sex? That's new. His teeth bit her nipple, bit hard, and she arched her back, moaning and gasping, sweat pouring down her. DAIKIN: [Serena] Damn air conditioners always break down during the summer... She was ready to cum again, and she couldn't control herself. She pulled his head up, and slid her tongue into his mouth just as he pushed into her again, harder than before, because he was ready to cum, too. It was all desperation, now, and the pressure of his body was just as arousing as him inside of her. And then, he too was ready, he could feel the building pressure around his dick and the spasms of her inside. One last time he slid into her, and both of them climaxed at the same time. Serena gasped and cried out his name, DAIKIN: [Serena] Mamo-chan! ... I mean, Chris! her voice hoarse and her breathing stopping as her pussy spasmed around him. The spasms of her pussy were almost milking him, draining him of the white fluid that was being pumped inside of her. DAIKIN: Thank you so much. He had his eyes closed, and he whispered her name. DAIKIN: [Chris] Mamo-chan... I mean, Serena. Ick... She pulled him down to her neck. Their massive mutual orgasm ended, and he removed himself from her. DAIKIN: ... or tried to, and ended up tearing a specific organ off in the process... I should stop that. Anyways... hey! This isn't nap time! Wake up, you two! SAISHI/NAGIKO: NAGIKO: At least we missed the really bad part... SAISHI: Have fun? DAIKIN: Shut up. Just shut up. Then for no apperent reason two people awoke from their sleep, a blond girl who wasn't more then fifteen or sixteen who was on one side of town, and a man on the other side of town who wasn't more then seventeen or eightteen. DAIKIN: ... ok, suddenly we're in the present? Thanks for the late warning. NAGIKO: Hmm...I hope Chris got reincarnated in the Nerima district. That would serve him right. Two lovers of the past serpated by time and a town. SAISHI: [as author] And reality. DAIKIN: The town kinda hated him, after all. But for some reason unknow ot the both of them they got up, got dressed, and left their homes. It was an interesting night with a light snow comeing down. NAGIKO: Interesting... synonym for "amorous" in this scenario, if I'm not mistaken. The two people were both drawn to the park, they were the only ones there, they reconised eachother imeaditly and ran toward each other. The girl jumped in to the man's arms and she said "I missed you Chris." DAIKIN: [Serena] ... about as much as I missed venereal disease. "As I missed you Serena." said the man. "I never want to lose you again." he said. "Aaa Chris there is something that I need to tell you." said the girl. DAIKIN: ... she'd better not be pregnant. NAGIKO: For some reason, this sounds like a lead-in to a Jerry Springer appearance. "Well let's talk about it over some coffey or something, my treat." he said. SAISHI: Move over Tuxedo Mask. There's a new hentai in town! DAIKIN: [Serena] Ok! Coffee's a good thing to slip poison into... In a small alnight coffey shop the two people sat and talked about ever thing and then it came up "Chris... I've sort of got a boy-friend who dumps me regulary." she said DAIKIN: [Serena] ... and, surprisingly, he's still better for me than you. NAGIKO: She's damaged goods after Chris got a hold of her, I would guess. "Well did he dump right now?" he asked DAIKIN: [Serena] How should I know? I don't spy on his bowel movements... "Yep." she said. SAISHI: [Chris] Well, I really hope he flushed. "How about you give me a shot?" he said Serena giggled and said "If you think you can handle it." NAGIKO: Didn't he already...*ahem* handle it? I wasn't watching, but I assume he did... DAIKIN: [Chris] Oh, I can handle it just fine... "I'm a Shock Trooper I can handle anything." he said. "Not every thing, remmber my first period?" she said. He thoght for a moment and then said "Okay, not every thing." Chris drove Serena home after their little coffey brake and then he said "See you at school tomarrow?" SAISHI: Umm...okay, wait a second. Serena and Chris were able to recognize each other in the park after seeing each other once. However, they go to the same school together, and would apparently see each other on a daily basis. Do you see what I'm getting at? NAGIKO: Well...that would be logical. SAISHI: Oh. I see. "You can count on it!" she said as she went in the house and with stelth she went upstars to her room to sleep. NAGIKO: This from someone with coordination worse than Gerald Ford. DAIKIN: Stealth with Serena is not falling on your face while walking. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DAIKIN: All right, someone started the wave! (gets up from his seat) This one will set the pace for the others to fallow. SAISHI: [as author] ... that being banal, tedious, unbearable, mind-numbing, mistake-ridden, out-of-character... DAIKIN: Well, at least there'll be no shortage of material for me to use. Yea, yea, yea, I know that Darian is the only one for Serena. But I don't like Darian!!! And Chris is such a vistal character to use! DAIKIN: [Tid-Bitz] ... and he's supposed to be me, so... NAGIKO: vistal (vês-TUL) [adj.] - 1.)Annoying, incoherent, ego-inflating dullard; lowly peon. 2.)see "Gryphon, Storm." So if you want to use Chris/Storm Gryphon SAISHI: ... as a medical test subject... go for it! DAIKIN: I have an idea... anyone wanna write 'Death of Storm Gryphon'? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The projector continued rolling for a few minutes without tape as the man in the projector booth spoke to his victims. "So, how was it? Are you ready to bow down to me?" Daikin asked, smiling widely. "Methinks yonder bastard has a god complex..." Saishi muttered. "You are in offence of Article 9-10, willful kidnap of GHP officers, punishable by death. You're also in offence of Article 9-10-A, willful torture of GHP officers, also punishable by death. If you let us go now, you might even live to see your trial. If not, I'M GONNA BRING YOU PAIN LIKE YOU'D NEVER IMAGINE!" Nagiko screeched, struggling wildy with her restraints. "A simple 'no' would have sufficed. Oh well, this is only the beginning... do stay put until I can find another for your viewing pleasure, will you?" Daikin responded, snickering. He laughed evilly as he left the booth, turning off the projector on the way out. "Well, this is a fine mess we're in..." Saishi said, sighing. "Oh, cut it out with the clich‚s," Nagiko muttered. (Meanwhile...) Several Micro$atan special operatives had taken the liberty of scanning the GHP ship top to bottom, wanting to know exactly how much the GHP were willing to throw at them. While Nagiko and Saishi had endured that lemon, they had worked tirelessly to diagnose the ship. Now, however, they were all tired and ready for a break. "Hey, guys, look what I found!" one of them said while coming out of the ship. He brought with him a familiar coffee machine, asking where he could plug it in. He quickly found an outlet, and did so. And, the power for the entire complex went to nil. (Back in the viewing room...) It had been a couple of minutes since the power went out, but Saishi and Nagiko had already escaped from their electronic restraints and "procured" Micro$atan jumpsuits to wear while they escaped during the confusion. The plan had been to find Ketsuko, then find their ship and get the hell out of there. However, once they arrived there... "Kami..." Saishi said, looking wide-eyed at a map of the prison area... or, at least, a map of that prison area, numbered 59721. "... crap. About how many cells are there for each area?" Nagiko asked. "If this area is the same as all the other, it'd be 100 per area..." Saishi replied softly. "We won't be able to find her." "... if only we could access the prison computer..." Nagiko muttered to herself, shaking her head. She'd never had to do this before, but conditions had never been this extreme... "We'd better get going," she said, resigned that she couldn't do anything right now. Saishi paused, unsure. "... don't worry about it. I promise we'll save her when we can. Right now, we can't do any more than save ourselves," Nagiko told him. So it was with a feeling of regret that they headed towards the hangar. (In the hangar...) After getting emergency power online, those at the control center had quickly narrowed down where the mass-draining of the station's energy was happening, and took little time in getting down there looking for the culprit. The emergency team sent down to the hangar bay containing Aku-chan didn't believe at first that the coffee maker in there could cause this... during this time, Nagiko and Saishi were easily able to slip aboard amid the confusion. As they sat down at their controls, one of the emergency team unplugged the coffee maker just to prove that it couldn't possibly have caused a station-wide power failure. The two GHP officers used this distraction to put what little energy had been restored to the weapons, and blew a hole in the bay door. Still dumbfounded by these recent events, the bay crew and emergency team watched in shock as the ship maneuvered out and away from the station. "Saishi, figure out where we are, and send a distress call to HQ, highest alert," Nagiko commanded, although she still looked disturbed. She looked at the station that was being left behind. "Ketsuko... we'll be back. We'll find you... I promise." (At the station) "They're out of scanner range, sir," the youma reported. "Is the tracking beacon on their ship?" Daikin asked. "Yes, sir. We'll be able to find them wherever they go now," the youma replied , grinning evilly. Daikin smiled. "Good... it won't be long before they're back in my clutches... You may go... but be sure to find more material for the next time they visit, will you?" The youma left the office, leaving Daikin to laugh evilly alone. "Geez, had to rip off Star Wars, didn't you?" it muttered. The End... for now... ... Ehhh, sorry. That Oscar quote just always seems so fitting ^_^ **************** "That hunk was my best friend in the hole unevervice!!!" she said with a tear rolling down her cheak.