MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER "Trapped" A Fushigi Yuugi fanfic by Shinji MST'ed by Vegeta Any and all copyrighted references mentioned in this MST work are strictly the property of their original owners. All rights reserved. "Trapped" is the property of Shinji, and by no means is this MST work I'm doing meant to take it. It's still his, and by all means, he can have it. Just think of this as... "positive feedback" of his work. Warning : This story contains Lemon aspects to it, which are sexual in nature. If you don't like that, stop reading, and the torment will go away. Otherwise, enjoy! THE SATELLITE OF LOVE 07:15 Joel woke from his peaceful slumber to the sound of clashing and clanging metal. Thinking that it was just his robot pals playing around, he tried to roll over and return to his peaceful little dreams...No such luck. Sighing, he was about to get up when suddenly, Crow T. Robot burst through his door, shouting, "Have at thee!" Crow was waving a wooden sword around, and had a robe draped over his metal body. Joel sat up in time to see Tom Servo rush in, a short black rope attached to the back of his dome. He had on a red shirt, and he said, "No way Kuno...This time we finish it. There can be, only one!" Using his hover-jets, Servo plowed into Crow, sending both of them to the floor. Peering over the edge of the bed, he could see the two robots rolling around. Clearing his throat, Joel finally spoke, "Okay you guys...What's going on?" Tom and Crow stopped for the moment, and Tom said, "Well Joel, we decided to see if we could combine Ranma 1/2 with the ever popular TV series, Highlander. Sure, we know that it'll cause the cast to dwindle quickly, but it's the perfect opportunity to get rid of some of the characters that know are never going to do anything plot related anyway!" Crow chimed in, "Ranma HAS a plot? Oh well, no matter...Prepare thyself for the void foolish Ranma! I will take your head (after I beat on your neck a few times with by bokken) and claim both Akane and the pig-tailed girl for myself!" Joel looked past the two, and said slowly, "Guys...Guys...GUYS!" The two robots looked over at him, saying in unison, "What is it now? You cannot interrupt the battle once it has begun. It is the law of the immortals!" Joel nodded, then said, "I know...but the Mads are calling." DEEP 13 Doctor Forrester was standing in front of the view screen, impatiently tapping his fingers on his clipboard. He hated waiting for Joel to drag his butt out of bed in order to come to the main room of the Satellite. "Joel...come on, come on...Evil cannot sleep... Not when I have the perfect little tidbit of a fan-fic to torture your soul with!" TV's Frank walked up to Dr. F and handed him a cup of coffee. Just then, Joel and his robot buddies walked into view, and Dr. F went into his pre-planned spiel, "Ahh...there you are boobsy. I just know how you love these early morning romps through the fields of bad literature, so I decided to test your mettle again today. But first things first...I hope you've readied yourself for today's invention exchange." SOL Joel nodded, "But of course, you high evilness." Joel walks over to his desk and picked up a remote controlled car and a controller. On top of the car were several metal arms and what looked like a miniature ski rack. Placing the car down, Joel said, "Well, my invention this week has to do with every anime fan's problem with having a large stack of tapes to watch, but since every tape is only about 30 minutes long, it causes a lot of missed viewing time getting up and down off the couch. So I designed this little baby to simply take the brunt of the anime otaku's leg work. Observe." Joel began to operate the controller, and put a VHS tape onto the little ski rack. The car then suddenly zoomed over to his VCR, and as Joel manipulated the remote, the little metal arms took the tape and slowly inserted it into the VCR. Joel then hit the play button on his remote and then looked at the screen, "What do you think sirs?" D13 Frank chuckled and said, "I kinda like it...", but a withering glare from Dr. F made him slink off. Dr. F shook his head, "I don't think so Joelly. It's not bad, but it's just not good...Behold my master work! I think Crow especially will appreciate my invention this week." SOL "Don't get your hopes up..." muttered Crow. D13 Dr. F pulled a curtain, revealing a TV screen. Smiling evilly, he hit the PLAY button on his VCR, and suddenly a clip from Urotsukidoji began to play. Looking over at the screen, he watched as all 3 of his little playthings reeled back a bit. Joel sounded confused, "I don't know sir...What's so bad about hentai anime, other than the fact that it's silly and virtually pointless?" Dr. F tsk'ed at him, "Patience Joel...My evilness is about to unfold." Crow suddenly piped in, "Hey! This is right before the Akemi scene! That's one of the best scenes in the whole movie!" Both Tom and Joel looked over at him. "Uhh...Or so I've heard..." Crow trailed off. As the 3 watched the scene, they witnessed the opening rape scene of the first UD tape. But suddenly, then entire screen began to blur and contort, until every image on the screen was pixelated. Tom and Crow groaned. "Hey! It hadn't even begun to get good! How can you censor it already?!" Tom shouted. "Yeah...And how is this so evil Dr. F? The Japanese government already does all that." Dr. F began to chuckle, "Ahh...as you have witnessed, before the scene even got to the GOOD parts, it was censored...This is how I will control the world...I'll begin to tap into network satellites, and censor their shows just as they get to all the good parts. One minute you're watching the season premier of the X-Files, and the next, it's pixel city!" Joel hmm'ed, "I don't know sir...All that's going to do is make people come and hunt you down..." Dr. F had something for that too, "Ahh, but Joel, during the censoring of the show, I'll have a number down at the bottom of the screen, and a caption that will state that all they have to do is send me money by calling the number, and I'll remove the pixelation. Soon, everyone will be sending me all their money, and the economy will collapse! Since I'll be rich, I'll simply buy all of the world's lands, and then rule with an iron fist! HAHAHAHA!!!" suddenly, Dr. F regained his composure, "Oh yes...I almost forgot...today's experiment! Frank! While he's sending it to you, I'll let you know about it. It's a fiendishly short little lemon story from Fushigi Yuugi. I'm going to see if maybe one quick punch of badness will be the ticket to crushing your will...Send it Frank." "The bomb is charged, primed, set, and sent your evilness." Frank said with a smile. SOL Crow and Tom began shouting, "You're evil!", but Joel noticed the shaking of the satellite and cried, "Ohh!!! WE'VE GOT LEMON SIGN!" and hit the flashing red light. The three passed through the 6 doors to the theater, and sat down. Crow enters first, followed by Joel, who then puts Tom down next to him. >This is a work of hentai/ecchi. If you are not over 18, please do not >continue... All : We'd like to, but WE HAVE NO CHOICE! >Fushigi Yuugi >Trapped Crow : How can you trap Fushigi Yuugi? Tom : I think he means that WE'RE the ones who are trapped. >Intro: This story takes place around episode 34-36 when the fake Taitsukun >tricked Miaka into seducing Nakago... Joel : Yeah...that'll be a stretch. Tom : Hey, blondie! You like my school girl outfit and my little buns? Joel : Tom! Tom : Hair buns Joel! Hair buns! >(In the tent) > "Dame!, don't get near me!!" Crow : Dame? I thought his name was Nakago... Joel : That's the trouble with dames... > " Suzaku no miko, you can't get out of this. Crow : Hence the title, "Trapped". Tom : I still think he's referring to us. >Just be a nice girl, and let your body enjoy the ultimate pressure a man could give." Joel : Pressure? Tom : It's the pressure of the Ultimate Fighting Challenge! Crow : You can't handle the pressure! Joel : I think he's pressuring her into this... > At that, Nakago used his chi and pinned Miaka onto the floor. > " Although I'm not very interested in undeveloped girls, I can't wait to >see Tamahome's reaction when he sees you being fucked by me!" "15 is old enough >to bear a child. You will never be able to call Suzaku if you bear a child of a >Seiryuu Seishi. Haahaa!" Tom : Hmm...I see a stylistic lack of paragraph structure here... Joel : Yeah...and why is there a break in quotes? Is Miaka the one saying that 15 is old enough? Crow : Maybe the author jumped in here for a sec. Tom : That'd be nice, Nakago could pin him down too. > Nakago then rips open Miaka's school uniform, revealing Tom : Superbowl tickets! Joel : All the food Miaka had stolen from the tent! Crow : Edible underwear! (Tom and Joel look at him) Crow : It was just a thought... >her bra and panty. All : Whew... Joel : Well, thanks for clearing THAT one up for us. > " Your skin is beautiful, Susaku no miko, I can't wait to make love to >you." All (singing) : All I want to do is make love to you... >Nakago said while removing Miaka's bra and panty. >"Nakago! Stop please!" Crow : Stop?! There's no stopping! This trains goes till we're all DEAD!!! >Miaka squealed in protest as his hand began roughly handling her breast, while the >other went straight to her crotch, Tom : Nakago's kinda like beer, only that goes straight to your head. Crow : Which head are we... Joel : I don't think so Crow. >rubbing her slit. "...oh, Nakago, I shouldn't... can't...I can't betray >tamahome" Her protests faded as her nipples began to harden, her vagina >moisten. She flushed visibly as she realized that no matter what her mind >wanted, her body wanted Nakago. All : Uh huh... Crow : Pull the other one! Joel : Ahem...Crow... Crow : Monty Python quote Joel, I swear! > "But you will," Nakago growled in her ear, his hands >continuing their work as he pressed his exposed penis up >against Miaka's rear. "This is what you really want." Joel : Talk about cutting to the chase. Tom : He doesn't have to chase her...she's pinned down remember? Joel : Ahh...But I don't remember Nakago taking his clothes off... Crow : Nakago's either going to have to fix his pants, or he's got a really kinky sense in clothing. > Miaka whimpered, still struggling feebly against Nakago's >advances. She couldn't give in to her urges... no matter how much she >wanted to... Tom : Yeah right... No, NO!......Oh, okay. > "Come on, Susaku no miko," Nakago purred "You know you want it." Joel : Nakago's a cat now? Tom : Bad kitty! Bad, bad, BAD kitty! Crow : Uhh...I want what? Joel : I thought it was "SuZaku"? Tom : It was back up at the start of the fic...Hmm...oh well...at least we can SEE the difference! Crow : What a difference a day makes... > Miaka could no longer speak, All : Hallelujah! > just shake her head as Nakago's remaining hand kept rubbing her. Through a rend in >the inner thigh of one suit leg, All : Which one?! >a tiny trickle of clear liquid appeared. > "Enough games," Nakago snapped. Tom : Aren't they just playing "Twister"? Joel : I prefer Battleship myself. Crow : You sank my Miko! >In the next instant Nakago had freed his member, Tom : Free, free, set them free... Joel : I thought he had already...oh nevermind. Crow : Warning! Do not attempt to search for continuity! >and without further delay, Crow : No shipping and handling costs! So act right now to take us up on this once in a life time offer! >plunged in. > "OH, Nakago!" Miaka screamed, as Nakago's member Joel : Is that a member of the Nakago fan club? Crow : No, the author couldn't remember how to spell remember. >plunged deeply into her body. "Oh, yes, Nakago! I've always wished... uh! uh! Tom : Well? You wish what? Come on, I ain't got all day you know! Crow : I wish...That you'd stop doing that! >Yeah! You're so good! So good!" Miaka began to thrust back in time >with Nakago's savage thrusts, forcing his prick in deeper and deeper Joel : I think Shinji is trying to convey a message here... Crow : Yeah...that he thinks Miaka's theme song should be "Me so Horny". Joel : Crow! Crow : Hey...it's just a fan-fic Joel. >as she reached up to maul her tits. Tom : Miaka's wrecking service! You haul em, we maul em! > "That's right, Suzaku no miko," Nakago growled as he pounded into >her harder and faster. Joel : I don't remember him asking a question. Tom : Well, whatever it was, she got it right. Crow : She's such a smart girl! >"You want it bad, don't you? Admit it! Tell me you want me to release inside of you >so you can bear my child." Crow : I think we've kinda passed the "asking" stage of this relationship... Tom : This is so goofy! Besides, how is the series supposed to continue if he rapes her? Joel : Tom, Tom, Tom...Think about it...This is a fan-fic, and WE'RE reading it... Tom : Oh yeah... > "YeSSSS!!" Miaka hissed, squirming on Nakago's prod. Joel : So Miaka's a snake then? Crow : Let's see, since Nakago's a cat and Miaka's a snake...they're compatible on the Chinese calendar! Tom : Either that, or the author has tastes similar to.......Oscar's... (All 3 shudder) > "Ream me! Tear me in two! All : Won't that hurt? >I want it ALL! UH! HARDER! YEAH!! LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILD!!" >Miaka shook, Joel : Rattled and Rolled! I said, Shook, Rattled, and Rolled! Crow : I want it all...I want it all...I want it all...And I want it NOW! Tom : I think we should BEAR in mind that we're being subjected to utter silliness here... >and the trickle running down her legs grew thicker as she came. >"Yeah, come for me, baby!" Nakago shouted All : Or don't! Joel : Why is he shouting? She's right there in front of him... Crow : Maybe she can't hear through all the groaning of the audience. Tom : You mean there are OTHER people reading this? Crow : Good point. >as he redoubled his efforts, Tom : We shall redouble our efforts! Joel : I hope so commander, for YOUR sake. >pistoning into her with inhuman speed. "You want me bad!!" Joel : Oh, I don't know... Crow : No, you're just plain BAD! Tom : Pistoning? Are we in auto-shop now? > Miaka squealed and moaned loudly as she met Nakago stroke for >stroke. She reached around and grabbed Nakago's ass, All : Whoa! Crow : Yes, it's MIAKA! She goes from reluctant, helpless heroine to sex crazed slut of doom! Film at 11! Tom : Ahah Nakago! I see your strokes, and I raise you four! Joel : Maybe we should stop talking about strokes and just get back to the swim meet... >shoving him as deep as she possibly could. All : We're going down, down, down, to the river of love! >Her head rocked and bobbed as she gasped, "Nakago! Gonna cum again! OOOOOH!!!" >Nakago started to tighten up, encouraged by the incredible slickness of Miaka's cunt. Crow : Come again! Tom : Darn it! I always tighten up at the good parts! Joel : Well, he certainly wasn't encouraged by her incredible acting. Crow : Or Shinji's incredible vocabulary. >"Oh yeah, gonna come. You want that too, don't you?" > "UUUUUHH!" Miaka moaned as more of her cum slid down her legs, Joel : I guess she can't think of an answer. Crow : Either that or Shinji forgot what he was writing about. Tom : That's okay...I forgot what I was reading about. >coating Nakago's dick. "AAAAH! MORE! GODS! I FEEL SO GOOOD!!! OOOOH >GOOOOOOD!!!" Tom : That's just like a girl...You give her a god, and she just wants more. Crow : Kinda like that zombies in Living Dead... "More brains!" Tom (nodding) : Yeah... "More gods!...MORE GODS!" Joel : It seems Miaka has reverted to baby talk with all that 'goo' 'goo' 'goo'ing. Crow : Either that, or Shinji just loves the letter "O". > The waterfall of lubricant drove Nakago closer to the edge, All : Don't go chasing waterfalls... Tom : He...IS...Action Nakago! Yes, folks, he lives on the edge. The edge that is the fine line between utterly stupid,...and utterly pointless. Crow : Now make sure you lube your engine up before you take off to avoid costly engine build-up! >and as he reached the peak Joel : He found the wise guru, who suggested he stay away from fan- fics and just stick to being evil. >he shoved himself deep into Miaka with all the force he could muster and cried out "OH >YEAH!!!" as his cock exploded. All : OUCH! Crow (shuddering) : Ooh...I don't feel too good anymore...Can we leave? Tom (shuddering) : Yeah...Joel...That kinda hurt... Joel : Strength guys, we can't let one exploding body part stop us! > "GAAAH! YESSS!" Miaka screamed as she came yet again. Crow : Come again! Tom : Crow, you already used that line! Crow : So? So did Shinji. >Her pussy contracted like a vise, and Nakago's cock spurted loads after loads of >sperm into Miaka's unprotected womb. (Silence...) Joel : Uhh...Where's the rest of the fic? Tom : You mean that's it? Joel : No snappy closing? No "Sorry I did this to you?" Tom : No "The morning after scene"? Come on! There's got to be more to it than that! Crow : Hang on, lemme check...(Scrolls the screen)...Nope! That's it! Joel : Man...what a waste of computer bytes... Tom : Oh come on...He needs a couple more pages at least for wrap- up! Crow : Yeah!...I feel gyped after having to sit through all that to have it end like that... (All 3 look at each other) All : No we're not. Joel : Come on guys...Let's blow this pop stand. (All 3 stand up and leave the theater) DEEP 13 Dr. F was waiting patiently as he watched his little torture'es walk back into view. "So, my hopelessly deranged loonies, how did you like today's little venture into Fushigi Yuugi?' SOL Joel looked up, "Oh that? That was a breeze your lowliness...I was expecting a lot worse." Crow was nodding, "Yeah...That was just a quickie... No worries here mate!" Tom floated up to the desk and landed, "Yeah...We got by so unscathed, we were asking for a conclusion...can you believe it?" Tom started chuckling. D13 Dr. F looked a bit miffed, "Oh poopie...Oh well Joel, you escape my wrath...for now...I'll be sure to find a longer and more impressively bad fan-fic next time...Just you wait. Okay...Push the button Frank." Frank looked up from his FY manga, then reached over to the console, saying, "Hey...That's not what really happened in the tent...", and then he pushed the button. END Well, there you have it. This is my first attempt at a MST. I really hope you liked it. If not, I DON'T CARE!...sorry...violent outburst...Actually, if you have any comments at all, please send them my way to Vegeta@AMX.net. I appreciate any and all comments. The story "Trapped" comes from The Sakura Lemon Fan-Fiction Archive. I invite you to check it out for several other badly written stories. However, even >I< have stories there, so they're not ALL bad...(look in the King of Fighters section for mine)...Yeah,... that's my bloated ego for you. Anyway, the URL is Http://anime.muck.com/~sakura/main.html "Enough games," Nakago snapped. In the next instant Nakago had freed his member, and without further delay, plunged in. 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