Evening at Lita's A Sailor Moon Lemon MSTing Original fic by: Vermilion MSTing by: M. H. Torringjan Usual disclaimers here. I don't own Sailor Moon, MST3K, or any of the products mentioned in the course of this MSTing. Their respective creators do. I made up Michelle. I actually had to edit this lemon! Big thing, huh? Has anyone noticed how I've been getting shorter and shorter with my pre-MSTing disclaimers? It's because I just don't care. I want to get on with it! Roll season X credits The scene opens to the bridge of the SoL, where Mike and Michelle are standing around, doing not much of anything. Suddenly, the Umbilicus port opens, and four cats fall out onto the floor. Mike and Michelle rush over to them and check them to see if they're all right. "They're so cute!" Michelle says, picking up the orange tabby cat with longer hair. "I wonder why the Mads sent them up here," Mike says. He picks up the gray cat and starts to pet it. "This one's named, 'Mauler'." "How do you know?" Michelle asks. "It has the name on the collar," Mike answers, checking the other cats' collars. The white cat was named, "Lefty", the orange cat named, "Speedy", and the black cat was named, "Guido". As Mike tried to pick up the black one, it scratched his hand. Mike sucked on the bloody spot for a few moments before rushing off to get a Band-Aid and to tell the bots. The bots were there faster than Mike could walk to the medical bay for a couple of Band-Aids. "Wonder why the cats scratched me like that," Mike says. "They're probably just scared," Michelle says. "I hope that they calm down pretty damn stat," Tom says, drawing back after being scratched by two cats at once. Michelle yelps in pain as another cat scratches her. Soon, all of the Band-Aids are all gone. Just as the last Band-Aid is applied, the Red Mad's Light begins flashing. Mike presses the button. Deep 13 Well, boobies, how are you enjoying your little gift?" Forrester asks. "I was feeling generous because Frank has returned! We've got some new pets down here, as well." He indicates some dogs sitting in the background. Now, I don't want to see you mistreating those animals. They're special cats, and I think that you'll find out why later! Now, I've got a nice little lemon fic called, 'Evening at Lita's' for you to read. It's by Vermilion. You know, that guy who wrote the Sailor Moon and Metallica crossover? Enjoy!" SoL "These cats must have some sort of a grudge against us!" Crow exclaims as he is scratched again. "Oh, don't be silly!" Michelle says. "They're just little kitty cats!" Then, movie sign goes off. Door 6: It's a curtain of peace beads. You push them out of the way and get a whiff of marijuana smoke as you pass through. Door 5: It opens from the center, spiraling outward. Door 4: It's a castle moat. The gate falls and misses your feet by inches. Door 3: It's a wall of bone. You break it down, only to have it rebuilt by an invisible force. You decide to go around it instead. Door 2: It's in the shape of a heart. You board a small ship and ride it through the door. Door 1: It's a vault door. The center ring swirls and the door opens easily. Everyone takes their seats and prepares to read another Lita lemon. Michelle's face turns slightly greener ass she remembers the last one that she read. >Hello. This is Vermilion, formerly known as the Unseen Warrior. Mike: Hopefully, with the unseen fics. > This is my first attempt at a hentai fic and only my second fic >overall. So please keep this is in mind when you flame me. Michelle: No practice before posting this? >This fic is dedicated to all Lita/Makoto fans, since all the good >stuff in this fic will involve her. Tom: That would be, what, five sentences? Crow: Anyone else here see a repeat of 'Lita's Adventure'? >Feel free to mail me at the address below. >Now as Metallica said in "The House Jack Built": Let the show begin! >**********************************************************************>******** Michelle: The fic has been called on account of snow! >EVENING AT LITA'S >by Vermilion > >Chapter 1: A Tall, Cold One Tom: Beer in Sailor Moon? Not bloody likely. > As she looked at how perfectly the table was set, Lita looked at >her watch. Mike: (Lita) Oh, my God! It's time for Seinfeld! >She knew that her friends Serena, Raye, Amy, and Mina >would be arriving at any time. She then turned her attention to >what was prepared for the feast that was soon to come. She looked >at the curry, beef stroganoff, and many >other dishes that were prepared and congratulated herself. Crow: (Lita) They'll never be able to tell that it's poison! Mike: She's not Kodachi, Crow! > "I did a nice job, if I don't say so myself," she thought. She >then took off her apron and set it on the counter just as the >doorbell rang. Michelle: Avon calling! > "Come in," she shouted. The door opened and one by one, Lita's >friends poured in. Crow: Ladies and gentlemen, the Senshi are spiked! > "Hi Lita," Amy said. Noticing the smell of the food, Serena >darted toward the table. All: *THWACK!!* Tom: Bullseye! > "Wow! This looks great," she said to Lita. > "Thanks," Lita answered. "Please, take a seat and help >yourselves." The girls did just what Lita said and when she sat >down, the quintet began to eat. All: *Smack! Snarl! Growl! Crunch!* Mike: *Burp!* > "This food is great," Serena said with her mouth full. "How do >you do it?" Tom: (Lita) After an internship at Akane's Cooking School, I can cook anything! Maybe not anything edible, but anything! > "I just can," Lita answered. "Cooking is just second nature to me." > "Well," Raye blurted out, "whatever you do, don't lose it. What >would Serena do if you did?" Crow: Ooh, low blow to Serena! Tom: She might just be getting one of those later! Michelle: (slap both) > Serena flashed Raye a dirty look. > "All right you two, knock it off," Mina said in order to avoid >another Serena and Raye stand off. Mike: Aaww, come on! It's the comedy relief! >"Let's just enjoy our evening >here." > The girls ate what was prepared until it was gone, save for a few >scraps here and there. "Hey Lita," Serena said, "you got any >dessert? After all, it's the most important part of the meal." Mike: Besides the creamed corn, that is. > Lita chewed herself out. "D'oh. Michelle: Lita Kino *is* Homer Simpson! >I knew I forgot something. >I'll have it ready in just a bit. In the meantime, you guys can go >watch a video or something. You can pick a movie from my collection >if you want." Crow: (Serena) Oh, this one sounds good, "Waterworld"! > "What about the table?" Amy asked. > "Let it go, I'll clean it up later." Lita replied happily. >She then walked into the kitchen as the others went into the living >room. Tom: (Lita) After I've taken care of you! (dark laughter) > In the living room, Amy and Raye sat on the couch as Serena and >Mina surfed through Lita's video collection. Michelle: Hang ten, girls! >The two girls saw some >titles that caught their eyes. Mike: ...getting them out on the double play! > "Hey, look at these," Serena said as she read off the titles. >"Have any of you heard of 'Terminator 2: Judgment Day', 'Jurassic >Park', or even 'Twister'? What kind of titles are these?" Crow: Classics, except for the third one. > "Those are American movies," Amy said. "I've seen them and they're >all quite good." > "Really?" Raye asked Amy. "Chad and I rented 'Twister' once. >I thought the effects were good but no storyline to it." Michelle: Amy and Raye *are* Siskel and Ebert! > As Amy and Raye discussed movies, Mina said to Serena," Lita is >an avid collector of foreign films, especially American films. >But check out what I found." She then pointed to a collection of >tapes in clear boxes. When she and Serena walked over, they >discovered that the videos were hentai videos. Tom: Lita's in the same business as us! > "Holy sh.." Serena shouted as Mina covered her mouth. > "Not so loud," Mina whispered angrily. "These are her little >secrets. All 20 of them. Let's see what on these shall we?" Mike: I see another porn trigger on the way... > "But Lita will find out. Won't she be mad?" > "Maybe. But I think she'll get over it." Mina then grabbed one >from the shelf and put it in the VCR. > "What are we going to watch, Mina?" Raye asked. Tom: (Mina, innocently) How should I know, I've never watched it... > "You'll find out," Mina said discreetly as she and Serena took >seats on the floor. > Meanwhile, in the kitchen, as Lita began preparing dessert, she >began to hear sounds of two women having sex. Crow: Mina! Serena! Stop! Evil! >When she heard this, >she cringed. She knew they had found her hentai collection. > "Oh no," she thought. "They found the tapes. Now they'll think >I'm some kind of perv or something." All: Well, we sure do! >She hanged her head down and >was near the point of crying. > Back in the living room, the girls stared at the events on the >screen. All of them were aroused at what they were seeing. However, >the video had begun to arouse Amy most of all. She could feel the >warmth building up between her legs. Michelle: The evil Boy Scout lit a fire under her seat! >She could also sense her lust >taking over her mind as every thought in her mind became one. >All she could think of was.... Mike: ...Hagen Dazs Ice Cream! Michelle: When you've got a craving that big... > "I have to get out of here and fast," Amy thought. Tom: She does speak her mind, though, doesn't she? >Just then, >she could smell her own musky scent emanating around her. She knew >the others had smelled it too but were too entranced by the video to >notice. She walked over to the kitchen hoping something there could >get her off of what she was thinking. Crow: Unfortunately, all she saw was Lita sitting on the counter, master- Michelle: (clamps Crow's mouth shut) > When Amy walked into the kitchen, she saw Lita hanging her head. > She then asked, "Lita, what's wrong?" > "I'm going to kill Mina," Lita replied angrily. "She knew I didn't >want you guys seeing my hentais." Mike: Then, why are they "hidden" in such an accessible place? > Not quite knowing what to do, Amy did the first thing that popped >up in her mind, to walk over to Lita and hug her. Tom: (Lita) Amy, please tell me that that's a banana in your pocket and you're not happy to see me... >When she did, Amy >became turned on again. Michelle: Okay, so she came into the kitchen to be turned off, then she does something that most probably she knows will turn her on again? Crow: I wasn't going to say it... >Feeling Lita's warm body touching her own >made her juices flow free, soaking her panties. Now feeling >unbelievably horny, Amy began to whisper in Lita's ear. > "Lita..." > Lita, who was able to calm down, replied by whispering, "Yes?" Tom: (Amy) You answered my question before I asked it! > "I want to tell you something, something that I normally wouldn't >tell you." > "What?" Michelle: (Amy) I'm getting out of this fic as quickly as is possible! > "I....I ha...I have always looked up to you. In fact, I sometimes >desired you. I was always afraid to tell you until I saw that movie." Mike: I can call it! > As this point, Lita was shocked. "Did I just hear that right?" she >thought. "Amy wants me? What's going on here?" Those were her >final thoughts before she felt Amy's lips touch hers. Lita was at >first overwhelmed by what was going on, but gradually she got used >to it. As Amy pushed her tongue into Lita's mouth, Lita returned the >favor. Mike: Sadly, Lita underestimated the length of her tongue, sending it through the back of Amy's head! >As their tongues intertwined, Lita could feel her juices >flowing just as freely as Amy's. Michelle: Starburst! The juice is loose! >Just then Amy's hand >grabbed one of Lita's breasts and started to caress it. Lita broke >the kiss in order to moan just loud enough so only the two of them >could hear. Tom: Does that mean that we couldn't hear it? > Amy then asked Lita, "Lita, will you make love to me?" > That question pushed Lita over the edge. With a sweep motion of >her arm, Lita was able to clear a small part of the counter. All: Oooh, it's magic! >She >then lifted Amy up onto the counter and the two kissed again. As >they did this, Lita removed Amy's shirt and bra and using her >pointer fingers, flicked over the nipples. The sensations caused >the nipples to harden almost instantly. After about two >minutes of this, Lita broke the kiss and took a step back. Michelle: (Lita) What in the hell am I doing? I've got to find Andrew, quick! > "Okay, let me get this straight," she said, "You want me to >pleasure you, right?" Crow: No, she just let you remove her clothes and cop a couple of feels just so that she could get dessert. > Amy simply nodded. "It has always been my greatest desire." > Lita smiled and said, "I'll try my best." She stepped toward >Amy and removed her ponytail band, allowing her hair to drop down to >just below her shoulders. Her mouth then encompassed one of Amy's >pebble like nipples while one of her hands continued to flick and >pinch the other one. Tom: Then, Amy lost all hold on sanity and set fire to Lita's hair! Crow: Coca-cola commercial, take two! > Amy arched her head back when she could feel Lita's tongue circling >her nipple. The feeling was sensational, a feeling she had never >felt before. Michelle: Not even on the roller-coaster ride at Senshi-Land! >All she could do was moan between the short gasps she >was now taking. While this all felt so good, Amy wanted something >else, something she always wanted Lita to do. Mike: (Amy) Do my homework, Lita! > "Lita..hhh" she grunted. > "What?" Lita asked seductively as she took her attention from >Amy's nipple. Crow: (Amy) Do you think that this is such a good thing to be doing in front of the food? It might get spoiled! > "I have some dessert for you." > "Oh? What kind?" Tom: Little Debbies! > Amy then unzipped her pants and pulled off her wet panties. She >then spread her legs wide enough so that Lita could see her juicing >pussy. > Amy softly and seductively replied, "Some hot Mercury pie." Michelle: Proof that Lita does like Sara Lee! > Lita so badly wanted to taste that throbbing clit but she had an >idea. She walked to the freezer and took out an ice cube. When Amy >saw the ice cube, she asked, "What's that for?" Tom: The gin and tonic that I'm about to make for making this a bearable experience! Michelle: No, I think that she'd need more than one for that. > "I want to cool the pie a bit first." Lita then took the ice >cube and inserted a portion of it into Amy's love cup. Amy's head >shot back quickly as the shockwaves of pleasure overtook her. As >she could feel Lita driving the ice cube in and out of her dripping >pussy, she was able to keep herself busy by playing with her nipples. Michelle: (Mina) Hey, guys! They're getting it on! Tom: (Raye) Yeah, this movie's cool! Michelle: (Mina) No, not the video! Crow: (Serena) Of course it is! Who else would be getting it on? > After teasing Amy's helpless love tunnel with the cube, Lita then >started to lick the end she inserted into Amy. "Hmm" she thought, >"Amy tastes pretty good." Crow: She tastes like chicken! Mike: It's a classic! Michelle: I don't know, I could probably live without it. >She brought the ice cube to Amy's mouth, >which she instantly accepted. Amy relished in the taste of her own >juices. As Amy sucked on the ice cube, Lita returned south and >indulged herself by darting her tongue into Amy's hot dripping pussy. Mike: I don't like the way that this is headed. Michelle: Me neither. Let's skip it! (All close eyes) A couple of minutes later... Crow: I'll check to see if it's safe. (opens eyes) > "Ahhh..Lita!!!" Amy shouted out. "Oh yes!! Keep licking." Crow: AAAHH! I'm blinded! (closes eyes again) A couple of minutes later... Crow: Is it safe yet? Tom: I'll check. (opens eyes) Yeah, it's safe. >After the cum was licked >clean off of Lita's fingers, Lita picked Amy up off the countertop >and set her gently down feet first to the floor. > "So," Lita asked, "how was I?" Mike: (Amy) You were horrible and I'll never speak to you again! > A very groggy Amy gave a weak smile and answered with, "You were >wonderful." >With that said, the two of them kissed briefly. Michele: (Lita) By the way, Amy, don't forget to buy some breathmints next time you're at the drug store. > "Let's get your clothes back on," Lita said. Amy nodded and with >Lita's help, Amy got dressed and the two of them walked out to the >living room. > While Lita and Amy were having the time of their lives, Mike: ...at lovely Six Flags, Tokyo! >Serena, >Raye, and Mina were still hypnotized by the hentai film. That is >until Lita pushed the stop button. Crow: Oh, no! It's the censor! > The three girls snapped out of their trance to see that Lita was >standing in front of them. > "What's the deal?" Raye asked Lita. Tom: (Lita) You guys make love to me, and I don't kill you for watching my video! > "I have a surprise for you all," Lita answered. She then walked >over to her CD player and started to sift through her discs. Mike: She's looking for her Barry Mannilow. > As Lita was doing this, the girls looked at Amy, who gave them >a weak and goofy smile. > "What happened to you," Mina asked. > Amy softly and sweetly replied, "I just went to heaven." Michelle: (Amy) ...or Hell. I'm not really sure. > The girls stared at Amy in wonder and then at each other. > "What happened to her?" Raye asked. > "I don't know," Serena said. > "I do," Mina replied. She then smiled at Serena and Raye. Crow: (Mina) She got into a bad bit of weed, if you ask me. Tom: The problem is, we didn't before reading this fic... >"I >think Lita and Amy...uh...you know." > "What?" Serena asked Mina. > "They had sex," Mina answered bluntly. "We didn't pay attention >because we were too into the hentai film." Tom: Well, Hell! Lita and Amy were the ones who were too into it! > As the three girls looked at one another clueless, Lita said >something that got their attention, even Amy's. > "I found the right song. Now for that surprise." Michelle: Everybody, POLKA!! >**********************************************************************>******** Tom: I'm gonna make a snow angel! >END OF CHAPTER ONE > Well, that's it for chapter one. I hope that you enjoyed it and >are looking forward to chapter two. All: Not bloody likely! >In fact, I am too so >let's see what's in store for us. >********************************************************* Michelle: Let's get out of here. Voice of Forrester: In your own words, not bloody likely! I saw what you did earlier, and just for it, I'll make you read the second part, too! Michelle: YOU TWISTED FREAK! WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE, I'LL COME AND SUBJECT YOU TO THE WORST TYPE OF TORTURE POSSIBLE!!! Mike: Good rant. I give it a ten. Tom: Ditto. Crow: Same here. >Chapter 2: Moon Over Jupiter Michelle: Which one, Io, Europa, or Callisto? > Lita put the disc in the stereo and closed the door. > "So," Mina asked, "what's the surprise?" All: SURPRISE!!! (singing) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...! > "This," Lita answered. She then pushed the play button and closed >her eyes as she could feel the beat of the song ("Head Like a Hole" by >Nine Inch Nails) overtaking her. Tom: SOOOUUL TRAIN!! >With the music in control, she >proceeded to sway her hips while seductively pulling on the string >on her school uniform. When the string was undone, Lita then slowly >pulled each sleeve down to her wrists. She then turned around, took >her shirt off, and threw it toward the girls with Raye being the one >to catch it. Mike: Lita Kino *is* Demi Moore *in* Striptease! > Meanwhile, Serena and Mina were enjoying every minute of Lita's >surprise. When Lita took her shirt off, the two of them whistled >in admiration. Crow: (Lita) I would like to request that there be no catcalls, please... >Mina drew out bills from her purse causing >Lita to dance illicitly toward her. Lita saw the bills and held >her hand out in a "We're number one" style. > "Wait," she said. She then stepped back, turned around > and pulled her skirt down to the music's beat. Michelle: You know, this would be torture if the music was "Pomp and Circumstance"... >She then kicked the > skirt backwards with it landing on Serena's lap. That was enough to >get Serena's juices flowing. She could feel the juices wetting her >panties and closed her legs. All she thought about now was Lita and >hearing the song chorus: All:(singing) John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidtt, his name is my name, too! >"Bow down before the one you serve," >"You're going to get what you deserve."(Note: That is the chorus >to "Head Like a Hole") Mike: ...sung to the tune of Water Music. > While all this was happening, Amy just sat back and watched. >Her earlier adventure with Lita left her tired. Michelle: Ah-ha! I knew that this was the sequel to "Lita's Adventure"! >Still feeling weak >from it, Amy just smiled and enjoyed the show. Mike: (Amy) Oh, that Ed Sullivan! He always books the best acts! > Lita bent down in order to let the girls get a good view of her >perfect ass through her thong. She stood up slowly while slowly > unstrapping her bra. When she turned around, she cupped her hands >over her breasts while her bra stuck out in one hand. Crow: Look, if you want an unusual bra, then get coconut halves. They're much more practical, and a lot less tiring to the arms. >She then >danced toward Mina and bent down to allow Mina to get a peek at >Lita's rather large bosom. > "How about that cash," Lita asked seductively. Tom: Yes, it's the CATS version of a stick-up... >Mina wasted no >time in stuffing her wad of bills in Lita's panties. With that >accomplished, Lita did a seductive walk toward Raye and Serena. >She held up her hand that contained her bra. She put her other hand >down allowing her breasts to viewed in all their glory. Tom: Yes, it's a neuvelle concept! Nude Sailor Moon! > "Who wants it?" she asked. Both girls shot up their hands. Lita >looked toward Serena and looked toward Raye. She noticed that >they were both very aroused judging by the wet spots on their jeans. Michelle: No, they just had a water gun battle to pass the time while you were making a complete and total fool of yourself in front of the whole world! >Lita smiled inwardly knowing of this. > She then took her bra and put it on Raye's head. Raye grabbed >the bra and clutched it like a security blanket. Tom: Linus gone horribly wrong. > "It's yours," Lita said to Raye. She then noticed that Serena was >rather disappointed. She then walked over to her and helped her up. > "I have something much better for you," she whispered in Serena's >ear. Crow: It's a BRAND NEW CAR!!! >She then grabbed her breasts and pushed them on the sides of >Serena's face. Lita then squeezed them making them press against >Serena's face even harder. This turned Serena on even more. Crow: What is she, a television set? > Lita turned around and was just about to peel her panties off >when the song suddenly stopped. She looked toward the radio and saw >that Serena was standing there having stopped the song. Mike: Run! It's the censor! > "What are you doing," Lita asked. > Serena said nothing. Instead, she got out her crystal locket and >held it up in the air. Within a few seconds, Serena was replaced >by the Moon Princess. Michelle: All right! She's about to smite their hentai little asses! >The other girls looked in awe at the events >that just took place. > "Lita," the Moon Princess said," or should I say, Jupiter? >As you know, I am the Princess of the Moon, right?" > Lita simply nodded. Crow: (Serena) Nya-nya-nya-nya! I'm the princess and you're not! > The Moon Princess continued, "You also know that you are my >servant, correct?" > Again, Lita nodded. > "Not only are you supposed to protect me, but you are also to do >what I say. Now, I order you to pleasure me." Tom: Of course, Miss Marissa! > Lita was confused. She couldn't believe that something like this >would happen, especially with Serena of all people. However, that >logic quickly took a back seat to her lust, which was in control of >her. She walked over to the Moon Princess and whispered, "As you >command, my princess." Lita then started to suck on the Princess' >neck. Crow: Hickie! Tom: I hope that Darien doesn't notice that the next day! Mike: (Darien) Where'd that hickie come from, Serena? Michelle: (Serena) You gave it to me, don't you remember? Mike: (Darien) Not particularly. >The Moon Princess arched her head back and moaned in sheer >pleasure. At the same time, she took her hands and untied the >meatballs on the top of her head allowing her blond hair to flow >down to mid-calf. Michelle: Man, it was longer than that to start with! >The Princess then stroked her hands through >Lita's hair. > "That's good," the Princess said softly. "Keep going." > "Yes, my princess," was Lita's answer. Staring at the Moon >Princess' breasts, which were a bit smaller than hers, All: Oh, boo! >Lita asked, >"Shall I pleasure you there?" > "Yes." > Obeying the order given to her, Lita continued to pleasure the Moon >Princess. She did this by pulling the Princess' top down and putting >one of the nipples in her mouth and pinching the other one, similar >to what she did with Amy. Tom: Well, at least we have something to reference it to. >The Moon Princess let out a pleasure cry >as the sensations reached her mind. > All this was happening in front of Raye, Mina, and Amy. As the >three looked on at the impromptu peep show, they each were turned on >like light bulbs. Mike: They're like lightbulbs in the way that anybody turns them on. Crow: Unfortunately, they're like door knobs. Everybody gets a turn. >The wet spot on Raye become larger as the juices >flowed like a river. Mina began to fell wet, also. All: TIMMM-BERRR! >She closed her >legs which allowed the pleasure to flow through her. > "I never would've thought this would happen," Mina thought. >"Imagine, Serena of all people. Who knew?" Michelle: Well, the author, for one. > Amy was also aroused, but not as much as Raye and Mina. She >was too busy thinking thoughts similar to Mina's. She closed her >eyes and drifted back to a few moments ago when Lita was serving her. Michelle: You know, they're the same thing, but it just seems that this one is much worse than the other one. Tom: It's what we call the Marissa Factor. That's when one character gets what she wants by pulling a really big rank on the other character. > It seemed that Amy, Raye, and Mina ceased to exist in Lita's mind. >Right now, the Moon Princess was her entire world. As she licked >circles around the nipple, Lita could sense the Moon Princess >reacting to the pleasure that was being served. Tom: ...by rushing to get her gun! >This continued for >what seemed to be forever to both girls until Lita stopped licking >and looked into the Moon Princess' eyes. Mike: (Lita) This isn't really exciting for me anymore. You? Michelle: (Serena) Not really. Let's go and write a revenge fic. > "How am I doing, your highness?" she asked. > "Hhhh....Very good," the Princess said lightly. "Now get on your >knees." Lita did what she was ordered to do. The Moon Princess >pulled up her skirt and draped it over Lita's kneeling form. Crow: (Lita) Man, Hide and Seek! I love that game! No one will think to find me here! > "There is a fire building down there," the Princess said. >"Extinguish it." Mike: I don't like where this one is going. Let's skip this. Michelle: Didn't we do that already? Look where it got us. Mike: So what? If Forrester gives us another part, we'll just kinda' sit here and take it! Michelle: I'm not sure how much more I can take. Mike: Just close your eyes and make it seem a bit better. (All close eyes) > "I extinguished the fire," Lita said softly. > "Hhhh...hhhhh..." was all a very tired Serena could blurt out. Tom: Oh, no! Someone slit her throat while we weren't watching! >After a few moments, Serena got her breath back and motioned Lita to >come closer. When Lita came closer, Serena whispered, "Thank you." >The two then kissed one another passionately smearing cum all over >their faces. When they separated, Serena wiped some cum off her face >and licked it. "Hey," she said, "I taste pretty good, if I don't say so myself." Crow: Like chicken! Mike: Okay, I think that that's enough of that one for now. > "Yeah, you sure do," Lita said. With that said, Serena and Lita >proceeded to hug each other. Michelle: They went on to cry together and pierce each other's ears. > "You know what," Lita asked Serena. > "What?" Serena replied back. > "I completely forgot about Raye and Mina." Tom: (Serena) Ah, screw em'! Crow: (Lita) I was planning on it! >Lita got up and faced >the two girls, who by this time were totally aroused. > "I'm sorry I forgot you two," Lita said compassionately. Still >under the control of her lust, she then asked them, "Okay, who's next?" Michelle: Okay, everyone, I've got an idea for the next host segment from that one statement! > Raye stood up and started to speak. >****************************************************************** Tom: (singing) Stars... you know your way in the night... Mike: I wonder how many people will get that one. >END OF CHAPTER TWO > Hmmm.....Serena and Lita getting it on. Who'd have thunk it? Crow: Well, obviously you! >Wondering what Raye will say? Find out in chapter three of "Evening >at Lita's". > While you're waiting, mail me and tell me what you think. Mike: (giving OK sign with fingers) It stinks! >Also, mail me any suggestions you may have for this fic. Michelle: If you ever want to be able to show your face in public, never post it ANYWHERE on the net! >I'll take >all suggestions into consideration. If I use them, I'll let you know >and give you credit for the idea. > >My Email address is: >dupontr@river.it.gvsu.edu Tom: Where's Sailor Mac with his Cyber Rose Mail Bombs when you need him? Michelle: I've got an even better idea! >Please put "Evening at Lita's" in the subject line. >This is Vermilion. See you next time in chapter three. Mike: Come on, everyone, let's get out of here. Michelle: (laughs darkly) (All get up to leave) Reverse Door sequence Outside, Michelle stands in front of her computer, smiling gleefully. Tom joins her in front of the computer monitor. He stares at what she's doing, wondering what in the hell it is. "Michelle, what the hell is that?" Tom finally asks. "It's the plan that I had in the theater," Michelle replies. "Actually, I've been working on it for a while now, waiting for just the right time to use it." "Well, that doesn't answer the question, does it?" Tom says. "I'll tell you in a second," Michelle says, moving the mouse around a bit, then clicking the button. "There. What I've just done is I've sent the author a dose of his own medicine! He likes Lemons so much, let's see just how he likes being in one. This has sent a program to the author that activates a virtual reality program that taps right into his brain and creates a simulated sex scene in his mind with him and such characters as Mr. Daitokuji from Project A-Ko, Tux-boy, Happosai, and, worst of all, OSCAR!!!" Michelle breaks out into dark laughter as she turns off the computer. "Tom, back away slowly," Tom says to himself. "Very slowly...Then RUN!!!" He runs away as the yellow commercial sign light flashes. Michelle presses it, laughing the whole time. End of Part one. Part two coming soon!