Evening at Lita's Part 2 A Sailor Moon Lemon MSTing Disclaimers: I don't own Sailor Moon. Naoko Takeuchi does. I don't own MST3K. Best Brains does. I made up Michelle. I don't own any of the random products mentioned during the course of this MSTing. Their respective creators/owners do. I'd like to say that no insult is meant by this MSTing. It's all in good fun. If any insult is taken, I'd like to sincerely appologize. I had to edit A LOT on the third part, which dealt with masochism. Trust me, it was nasty. Fuzzy handcuffs, vibrators, and whips. I just couldn't handle it. WARNING: This fic contains graphic depictions of actions of a highly sexual content. If you are offended by this, or are underage (17 years or less), then you should press that little back button at the top of your screen. Back on the bridge, Tom is sitting, tied up in a chair with a gag in his mouth. Mike walks on and sees him. He unties Tom and takes the gag out of his mouth. "What happened to you?" Mike asks. "It was those cats!" Tom exclaims. "They came up behind me, tied me up, and said that they were going to kill the rest of us and use me for their personal scratching post!" "Oh, don't be silly!" Mike says. "How could adorable little kitties like that do that?" "Well, I don't know, but they did!" Tom exclaims. "I'll handle you later," Mike says. He walks down the hallway, and sees Crow hanging from a rope from the ceiling "Crow, what are you doing up there?" "Those cats caught me in their little snare trap here," Crow says, "and then they told me that they would kill everyone except me and use me as their personal scratching post!" "You and Tom need to get your stories straight," Mike says. "He just told me the same thing!" "But it's true!" Crow yells. Mike gives no answer, only lets Crow down. He soon comes across Gypsy, who is being duct taped in place by the cats. When Mike walks up, the cats run, terror-stricken, away. Mike un-tapes her quickly. "Mike! You saw it," Gypsy exclaims, in hysterics. "They over-powered me and said that they would kill us all and use me for their scratching post!" "Now, now, Gypsy, they were just being playful!" Mike admonishes. "I'll be laughing when they tie you up and eject you from the airlock," Gypsy says flatly. Then, the fanfic sign goes off, sending the four into the theatre. Door 6: It's a curtain of peace beads. You push them out of the way and get a whiff of marijuana smoke as you pass through. Door 5: It opens from the center, spiraling outward. Door 4: It's a castle moat. The gate falls and misses your feet by inches. Door 3: It's a wall of bone. You break it down, only to have it rebuilt by an invisible force. You decide to go around it instead. Door 2: It's in the shape of a heart. You board a small ship and ride it through the door. Door 1: It's a vault door. The center ring swirls and the door opens easily. Everyone takes their seats, wondering why it is that the word "plein" in French means "full", "drunk", and "pregnant". Don't ask me why. They just were. >Hi! Vermilion here. > Well, the Evening at Lita's is well underway, so let's not waste >any more time. Tom: This? Not a waste of time? > Oh, yeah...you know the ones that own Sailor Moon and her >friends, don't you? If not, let me assure you that they don't >belong to me. >************************************************************* Michelle: Pert Plus always leaves this residue in your hair. Head and Shoulders never lets me down! >EVENING AT LITA'S >by Vermilion > >Chapter 3: The Fire Within Crow: ...the sequel to Backdrafts. > "Um, Lita," Raye stuttered. > The others except for Serena, who just fell asleep from her >adventure in heaven, turned to face Raye. Mike: Why do they call these lesbian lemons "Adventures"? They don't involve any inherant risk! Michelle: What about STD's? Mike: Good point, but this is Sailor Moon. Ain't going to be no heavy topics in the dub! > "What," Lita asked softly. > "Could you...um....uh....you know..." Tom: (Raye) please stop before anyone on the internet actually takes notice of us? > "Pleasure you?" > "Yeah." > "Sure. I have just the thing for you," Lita then looked at Amy. >"Amy, in my room I have a bag with my symbol on it. Could you get it?" Mike: (Amy) Oh, sure, I'm your slave to order around! Crow: She was earlier... >Amy smiled, got up, and went to Lita's room. Meanwhile, Lita looked >toward Raye with a gleam in her eyes. > "Now, Raye," Lita asked, "how do you wish to be pleasured?" > Raye's juices were now flowing as freely and rapidly as a river. >"I know that some of you think I'm a bitch. Michelle: (Random senshi) No, we find no relation between you and Meredith Brooks. >Well, I guess you could >say that I am, sort of. In fact, I secretly get turned on by acts of >masochism. I've always wanted to be whipped, chained, you know... >stuff like that." Michelle: (screams, then faints) Mike Uh, oh. You okay, Michelle? (no answer) Mike: Quick, guys, help me get her out of here! (all pick up Michelle carefully and leave slowly) Reverse door sequence Outside, Gypsy is looking at Michelle, examining her. "So, how's she going to be?" Mike asks. "She should be fine, I'll just need to keep her out of the rest of the fic," Gypsy replies. "Judging by that shock, I wouldn't recommend that you guys go in there for the rest of this part." "Works for me," Crow says. They sit around outside until Gypsy can reassure them that the part is over. They then re-enter. Door 6: It's a curtain of peace beads. You push them out of the way and get a whiff of marijuana smoke as you pass through. Door 5: It opens from the center, spiraling outward. Door 4: It's a castle moat. The gate falls and misses your feet by inches. Door 3: It's a wall of bone. You break it down, only to have it rebuilt by an invisible force. You decide to go around it instead. Door 2: It's in the shape of a heart. You board a small ship and ride it through the door. Door 1: It's a vault door. The center ring swirls and the door opens easily. "I hope that Michelle'll be okay," Mike says. "I hope that we'll be okay," Tom replies. >Chapter 4: Down the Dirt Road > "Ahhh...ahhhh" > The girls each faced Mina, who had already stuck a hand down >her pants. They also saw the area around Mina's crotch bounce up >and down. Crow: There's a party in there and everyone's invited! >They knew that she was masturbating and right in front >of them at that. > Amy and Serena just stared and watched. Raye was able to muster >enough strength to put her clothes back on. Mike: ...along with a couple of the other's clothing items. >Lita, however took >another course of action. She walked behind Mina, who had her eyes >closed from the self-inflicted pleasure, and whispered in her ear, >"Does that feel good?" Tom: (Mina) Not really. I'm just doing it for the attention. > Upon hearing this, Mina stopped masturbating and turned her >head around to find that Lita was right behind her. She had not >reached orgasm so she was still horny as hell. "Yes," Mina replied. >"It did feel good. But, I think you know what I really want." Mike: (Mina) I want a good old fashioned epicac! > "Yes, I do," Lita softly answered. She then went over to her bag, >pulled out the wad of bills from earlier from her thong, took her >thong off, and bent over so that Mina could see her ass. Tom: What is it? Does this guy have a fetish for rear ends? >Needless >to say, Mina got even wetter and her nipples became so hard that >they stuck out about an inch. Tom: Maybe it's a fetish for breasts. >She could also see Lita grabbing what >looked like another pair of panties and a small tube and walking >back behind her. Tom: Okay, that's it! I'm just going out on a limb by saying that he's got a fetish for anything and everything. > Lita dropped the panties and tube on the floor and started >to unzip Mina's pants. She then dropped them, along with a pair of >very wet panties, down to Mina's ankles. > "You've got a great ass, Mina," Lita whispered. Crow: (Mina) Stop talking about my pet donkey, will you, and start talking about me...oh! > "Thanks," Mina replied. > Lita then dropped to her knees so that she could get a great view >of that great ass. She then saw Mina bend down with her hands on >her knees. Mike: Are you sure that she's not just getting in a huddle position? Crow: (Mina) 216 on three, break! And, Lita, you get away from my rear end! >Lita knew then that it was time to send Mina to heaven. >A while back, Lita and Mina were discussing boys when they revealed >their greatest sexual fantasies. Fortunately, Lita remembered what >Mina's was and was now more than eager to fulfill her friend's >fantasy. Tom: Apparently, her fantasy was to be dressed up like a chicken and then made fun of by all of her friends. Crow: Kind of sad, really... >She started by placing light kisses on Mina's gorgeous >behind. She could hear Mina lightly moaning in pleasure. Also, >she knew that the others were watching intensely. Tom: Trying to see if either one would make some sort of faux pas that they could rub in to their face later. > "I don't care," Lita thought, "let them watch." She then felt >Mina's hands pressing on the back of her head indicating that Mina >wanted Lita to kiss her ass harder. Lita could only oblige by >kissing Mina's butt so hard that she was practically sucking it. Mike: Anyone wonder why he used "butt" there instead of ...the other term? Tom: Not really, but I expect that it has something to do with sounding repetitive. > "Ohhhhh," Mina grunted. "That feels good. Ohhh... >lick my ass. Lick it, please." > Hearing her whine the last sentence, Lita ended the whining >by licking large circles on Mina's beautiful hind quarters. Mike: There it is again! I think that he's doing it for some purpose, but I can't figure it out. >Lita >was surprised at how good Mina's ass tasted. It was almost like licking >a very large pussy. Tom: Artemis? Mike: Mina's job. Crow: You know, Artemis wouldn't be very happy if he found out about what was happening here. >She licked until she could lick no more. >Then Lita stood up again. > When Mina felt the licking stop, she turned her head around. >However, she could only see Lita putting the panties on. "Lita," >she said, "What are you doing?" Mike: (Lita) I'm sobering up. Just wondering, but what did you guys put in my food? >When Lita turned around, Mina >became quickly overjoyed. It appears that those pair of panties was >actually a strap-on dildo. Mike: A dildo? Kyle's brother? Tom: Wrong dildo. (Suddenly, smoke starts coming from the projector room. The film breaks and a voice comes over the speaker.) Gypsy: Uuumm... Okay, guys, here's the deal. The projector broke, and we lost a lot of the fic. Mike: Fine by us! (A coule of minutes later, the projector is fixed, and they are watching the fic again.) > "Are you okay?" Lita asked with a bit of worry. > "I'm...fine..." Mina answered. "Just a .....bit tired... >that's all. Thanks." > Lita and Mina kissed for a few seconds before Lita dropped to >her knees again. Tom: OH, NO! SHE'S GOING TO DO IT AGAIN!!! >She pulled Mina's jeans and panties back up and >zipped them. She then gathered her own clothes, took off the >strap-on, and started to put them back on. Mike: Calm down, Tom. I think that she was bluffing. >While this was >happening, the others had huddled between where Raye and Serena >were standing. > "You know," Amy started the huddle with, " Lita went >through a lot of trouble to what she did to us. Crow: And, you see, we're going through a lot of trouble just keeping our lunches down. >She didn't have to >make our separate fantasies come true, but she did. We should do >something to show her our thanks." Mike: (Amy) So, let's shoot her! Crow: (Amy) So, let's get her the cats! All: (Groan and hold stomachs) > "Yeah," Raye added, "but how?" > "I know," Mina said happily, "but first, we'll need to go >to a grocery store. I'll tell you on the way there." Mike: (Mina, innocently) Apparently, she gets turned on by being poisoned with arsenic. > "Great," Amy added, "but all the stores are probably >closed by now." > "I know of one," Serena said. The others looked at her >awkwardly. "Well, sometimes I get a late night craving and I go >there to satisfy it. Just don't tell Luna, OK?" Crow: (random senshi) Of course not! All: (Senshi) LUNA!!! > "We won't" Mina said soothing Serena's worrying, "now >show us where it is." > "Okay," Serena said beaming. Tom: Then, going with the theme of the story, or everyone making out with everyone else, she pulled down her pants. Mike: ... >The girls then headed toward the >door. > "Hey," Lita said, "Where are you going?" > "To the store," Raye replied. "We need to get some stuff. We'll be >back soon." Tom: (Lita) Sure, that's what they all say! But they never come back. They use me, then they throw me away! (sobbing) What about me, dammit? I have needs, too! Mike: (soothingly) Calm down, Tom, it's okay, honey. Tom: (whimpering) It hurts... > "Oh, okay," Lita said. "Wait for me, though." > "NO!!" the foursome said loudly and in unison. > "Why not?" Lita asked. Crow: (random senshi) Because we hate your guts and we think that you're a terrible person! > Serena was the first to answer, "Because..um..we're gonna get >some dessert. We think since you made all the food, we should make >the dessert." Mike: And there's nothing in there about the fact that she just gave you your wildest "dreams"? > A slew of yeahs and yups came from Amy, Raye, and Mina. > "Well,....all right, "Lita said. "I'll just sit here and watch a >film or something. Just hurry back." Tom: Ooo, the taut suspense of her *watching a movie!* Crow: Better than what we were seeing earlier. > Lita went to her film collection as the others filed >out the door. Finding nothing, she took the CD she had put in >earlier and replaced it with the Gravity Kills CD. Tom: Does anyone else here get the idea that this guy likes Alternative music a little too much? Mike: Hey, these bands that he uses could sue him if he forgets one word in the introductory disclaimers! >She set the CD >player to track #2("Guilty") Crow: Can we say, "shameless promotion"? Great, I knew you could! Tom: Emphasis on the "shameless". >and started to dance, cleanly this >time, to the tune. Mike: Cleanly... Life's small blessings. > About an hour later, Lita was sitting on a chair she had >taken from the den when Serena, Amy, Raye, and Mina had returned. > Lita opened the door and let them in. They were each holding bags >and were heading toward the bathroom. All: (groaning) Not again... > "Hey," Lita said. "The kitchen's over there." > "We know what we're doing," Raye replied. Tom: (Raye) Oh, wait... You're right. My mistake! >"Don't worry." The girls walked into the bathroom. Wondering >what was going on, Lita followed them and found that the door >was locked. > "Hmmm," she thought. "What are they doing in there? Crow: It's called a booby trap... >I wonder what's in those bags. Well, I guess I should trust them; >after all, they trust me. I'll wait." Lita then went back into the >living room and inserted a movie into the VCR. Mike Wow, the most tautly executed and entertaining part of the fic! The "Lita inserting a tape" scene! >******************************************************** >END OF CHAPTER FOUR > Okay, now it's getting pretty interesting, don't >you think? Mike: (gives OK with fingers) It stinks! >What do the girls have in store for Lita? Well, >the answer will be in the finale of "Evening at Lita's" > >While you're waiting, please mail me and tell me how I'm doing. Tom: Dear Vermillion, your story sucks and we aren't really sure why anyone would want to read it. >I can be reached at: >dupontr@ river.it.gvsu.edu Crow: Take that adress down. Michelle will want it later. >As I mentioned before, please put "Evening at Lita's" in the >subject line. >That's all for me. I'll talk to you again in the 5th and final >chapter. Later!! Tom: It's almost over? Yay! >Greetings and salutations! Crow: Bite us! > This is it, the finale of this fanfic. I hope that you >have enjoyed it so far. This chapter will have events that are >considered impossible in real life. Mike: Oh, but this *will* be fun! >But hey, that's the beauty >of writing fanfics. > Sailor Moon and company don't belong to me. >As if you didn't already know.... > Now, let's wrap this story up. Tom: ...in a brown burlap bag, and then bury it somewhere upstate, where no one will ever find it! >***************************************************************** >EVENING AT LITA'S >by Vermilion Crow: You guys think that this fic will go on for much longer? Mike: Dear Lord, we can hope not. >Chapter 5: 4-on-1: A Magical Climax > As the movie scrolled across the screen, Lita could hear noises >coming from the bathroom. Mike: (Lita) Are you guys making a lemon fic in there without me? >They were a variety of sounds from >Raye screaming at Serena to banging of objects against the walls. >After a while of this, the noises stopped and Lita could hear the >door opening. Tom: Will our mystery guest enter and sign in please! > "Lita." It was Mina in a sweet voice. > "Yes?" > "Come to the door." Crow: Oh, wait! I know this gag! They've put a bucket of water where it'll fall on her head when she opens the door! > Lita turned off the TV and walked to the door. When she got there, >she could only see Mina's head peering through. > "What is it?" Lita asked. Mike: It's called a head. You know, that thing that sits on your shoulders and, in some cases, contains brains! > "We're ready," Mina replied. "But first, you have to close >your eyes." > Letting out a small sigh, Lita closed her eyes. She could then >feel Mina grabbing her hand and walking her in. After taking a >few steps, Lita could feel her clothes being removed. > "Hey," Lita surprisingly said, "what's the deal here?" Crow: It's called oral sex. Heard of it? Perhaps in conjunction with Mister Clinton? > "Relax," Mina calmly answered. "I know what I'm doing." >After removing Lita's clothes and taking a few seconds to check out >Lita's shaven slit, Mike: Thank you for that information which we never needed to know >Mina went back to walking Lita toward the edge >of the bathtub. > Mina said in an excited voice, "Okay now, open your eyes and >get in the tub." Tom: (Mina) Okay, now get out again! Now get back in! Now get out! Hey, guys! You've got to try this! It's fun! > Lita opened her eyes and happiness filled her. She saw that the >tub was filled with colored Jell-O. The others were sitting on >each side naked(It's a big tub). Crow: I just thought of one of my questions that I asked but never got answered! Tom: Which one? "What's in that Gatorade?" Crow: No. It was, "How does Lita pay for such a cool appartment if she doesn't have a job?" Mike: One word. "Royalties." >There was a paper bag to the side >of the tub but Lita didn't notice it. She was too busy admiring >the view in front of her. Mike: Ironically, she was staring right at the mirror. > "How did you know?" Lita asked. > "Well," Mina answered, "remember when we discussed our >fantasies? I figured since you made mine come true, I should make >yours a reality." Tom: Then her fantasy has nothing to do with armadillos? Mike: Where'd you hear that one? Tom: Nowhere... > "Yeah," Raye added. "You also made mine, Serena's, and >Amy's come true. This is our way of thanking you." Crow: (Lita) Excuse me? Did I say that you could touch *my body*?!?! > Before Raye could finish, Lita was already in the tub, >lying in the Jell-O. She looked up and around and saw that Serena >was sitting behind her head, Raye and Amy on each side, and Mina >by her legs. > "Relax now," Serena said in a passionate voice, "and >join us in heaven." Mike: (Lita) Ummm, when did Heaven contain little red guys running around and poking me with pitchforks? >Serena then put her lips over Lita's and >kissed her in a passion that not even Serena and Darien could >match. As Lita indulged in the feeling, she could feel Amy and >Raye grabbing her breasts and licking the nipples which were >hard beyond explanation. Tom: ...and he tried it, too! Mike: Him and about fifteen hundred other lemon authors. >Lita could only moan in pleasure when >Serena's mouth left hers for air. The moans nearly became shrills >when Mina decided to give Lita's beaver a taste test. Crow: Are you sure that her beaver wants to be licked? Tom: Dam it! Mike: Watch the profanity, Tom. Tom: Wrong dam, Mike. Crow: Hoover? Mike: Don't give Vermillion any ideas. >As Mina >licked the hair-free love box, Lita arched her head back. She >was feeling pleasure in all four of her pleasure spots. Tom: What is this? Strip Tic-tac-toe? > "Uhhhh.." she thought. "It feels so good. Huh? >What's going on?" > Lita raised her head up to see that Mina was reaching >for something by the tub while Raye and Amy watched. All: (ducking) SHE'S GOT A GUN!!! > "Now for the good part," Serena seductively said to Lita. >"I know you'll enjoy this." > "Hey Raye, Amy" Mina said. "Catch." She tossed two cans >toward Amy and Raye. Crow: (Raye) Hey, Mina, what's with the mace? Tom: (Mina) PAYBACK!!! >Both of them easily caught a can. They opened >the cans with the labels facing Lita. When Lita saw that Raye and >Amy were holding cans of whipped cream, she became turned on >even more. Tom: She's like a lightbulb! Mike: It's been done... > "Let's make a Jupiter sundae, Aims," was Raye's comment. Mike: Baskin Robins gone horribly wrong... > Amy just nodded and together, they began to cover Lita's >melons with the whipped cream until they turned bright white. Crow: I love Casabas. Tom: What about honeydews? Crow: I've never had them with whipped cream. Tom: We'll have to ask Lita about it later... Mike: Yes, euphamisms can be fun! >They >then ate their Jupiter sundae by licking the whipped cream off of >Lita's jugs. Mike: For Peete's sake, pick a euphamism and darn well *stick with it*!! >They licked slowly to indulge in the taste of whipped >cream and breast flesh. Tom: Personally, I prefer the taste of a head over the taste of breast. Mike: Tom, think real hard about what you just said. Tom: (thinking for a minute) Somebody slap my wrist... > Mina had grabbed a tub of whipped cream(you know, >the tubs that Cool Whip usually comes in) and scooped up a >handful.[] Mike: What was that? Gypsy: (from the control room) The projector's still malfunctioning from earlier. Some bits of the fic may be missing. All: Woo-hoo! >When Mina had finished, she scooped >another handful of whipped cream and placed it just above Lita's >pussy. Mina knew it was now time to go for the gusto. With >some whipped cream on her mouth, she licked Lita's cunt from >the bottom to top taking some of the cream she placed earlier. > "Love juice with whipped cream," Mina thought. "Pretty tasty." Tom: Sounds like the recipe for a Strawberry daquiri. > Lita was enjoying every second of the whipped cream fest. >Until now, she thought that this could only happen in her dreams. >She knew now that anything could happen when you have good friends. Crow: What, she didn't figure that out when she herself was... I'll just stop right there. Mike: Smart boy. >Lita laid her back on Serena's crotch letting her inhibitions go and >feeling herself melt into the Jell-O. > "How are we doing?" Serena whispered to Lita. > Lita could only mumble, "Good." Tom: (Lita) ...for a SLOTH!!! I mean, my Grandmother could do a better job than that! Mike: Hush! You'll give some budding lemon writer out there an idea! > When Raye, Amy, and Mina licked the last of the cream from >their respective areas, they would pour more on Lita's body. They >enjoyed how good Lita tasted and all three of them wanted more. Tom: It's a new drug, Litanus! Crow: (random senshi) Come on, just a bit more! Mike: (dealer) Man, I've got to keep some for myself! > The pleasure was starting to become too much for Lita. >She could feel her cum wanting to come out, but Lita wanted more >pleasure. She didn't want to come yet. Tom: She had things to see! People to do! Mike: Tom! >She held the cum back, >knowing that her natural endurance would come in handy here. >Meanwhile, Amy, Raye, and Mina continued to lick and coat her while >Serena bent down at the waist to kiss Lita, tongues intertwining. Crow: Tounge twister! All: She sells seashells by the seashore! >Lita continued to enjoy the pleasure while holding back her cum. >While the pleasure was happening, physical changes were occurring >with Lita. Tom: The curse was finally kicking in, and with it being a full moon... >Her nipples were now so hard that they were sticking out >about two inches.[] But most of all, Lita could feel >the cum inside her building. Mike: ...Cheap and affordable condos, for the viruses from the vsarious STD's that she would end up catching from this fic! >It was building up so much that she >could feel it filling her uterus. Lita and the others stared when >they saw Lita's stomach begin to rise a bit. She now looked like >she was pregnant. Tom: And who's the father? 'Cause I'd kick his ass if I were you. Crow: Is it Mina, Serena, Amy, or Raye? Mike: That's just plain wierd, guys. Crow: Really? You think so? > "Whoa," Mina said. "Lita, what's going on?" In >curiosity, she touched Lita's stomach and was shocked when >a few drops of cum squirted out of Lita's pussy. Mike: Anyone else here think that we've reached the unbelievable part? Tom: I don't know. I think that it was a bit earlier, like at the line, " Hello. This is Vermilion, formerly known as the Unseen Warrior." > That was all it took. Lita's endurance finally gave out. >Like Amy did, Lita lifted her ass up into the air as high as it >would go. She let out a cry that could have drowned out Mina >and Amy's screams combined. Crow: (Lita) LLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRUMBLLLLLE! > "Oh shit," Raye shouted. "I think she's gonna blow!" Mike: No, this fic blows. >And blew she did, for when Lita let her cum go, it came out in a >continuous stream and flew straight up into the air nearly hitting >the ceiling. The others just watched in awe at what was going on. Tom: Excuse me? To have no reaction to that sort of thing, you'd have to be stoned out of your head! Mike: In Sailor Moon? Not bloody likely. >Lita was coming literally like a geyser.[] Crow: (Yewllowstone advertisement) Come see Old Lita. Erupts daily at three and five. Mike: (shudders) > As the cum violently exited Lita, her stomach fell down until >every drop had exited. When Lita saw that her stomach was its flat >self again, she laid back and let out breaths of exhaustion. >Meanwhile, the others were still staring at the ceiling where Lita's >cum nearly hit. Tom: Umm, guys? It's over. You can stop looking there now. PLEASE, for the sake of humankind, GET ON WITH THE FIC!! Mike: Tom, it's almost over. > "Holy shit," Serena let out. Crow: Now, that's a bit of an oxymoron, isn't it? > "Whoa," was all Amy could say. > Raye broke the two girls' attention block when she said, >"Hey you two. Check out Mina." > Serena and Amy, along with Raye, turned their attention toward >Mina who was now looking up and down her body. Mike: I think she's finally snapping out of it! >She had been >totally drenched in Lita's cum. It was dripping from her hair and >breasts and the rest of it, what didn't land on Lita or the >surrounding Jell-O, was sliding off her body. Tom: Yeah, that *would* tend to be the definition of "drenched", wouldn't it? >Mina curiously >took a finger and grabbed a sample. She put it into her mouth >and indulged herself in how good Lita tasted. All: LIKE CHICKEN! > "Hey you guys, take a lick, she tastes good." Mina >waved for the others to come over to her and taste the goodness >that was Lita. Without hesitating, they surrounded Mina and took >turns tasting Lita's cum. They all agreed that she did indeed taste >good. Mike: Does it really need to be said again? >As the taste testing continued, Serena turned her head around >to see Lita who was exhausted beyond explanation. Tom: ...and yet he tried to do it anyway! > "Hey Lita," Serena said. "Get a taste of yourself." > "No thanks, I'll pass," Lita answered kindly. Crow: (Lita) Thanks, but that's just plain gross. >She couldn't >move even if she wanted to. Her orgasm had sucked all of her energy. >A minute after Serena had spoken, Lita closed her eyes and went to >sleep in the tub. Mike: You know, Lita, that's not the most comfortable place to sleep. Your bed might be a bit more... Oh, why do I bother? They never listen to me anyway. > When Lita awoke, she found herself in her bedroom. She >was still naked and laying on top of the blankets. > "How'd I get here?" she thought. "Oh yeah, I fell asleep in >the tub. The others must have put me here." Crow: She's just trying to deny that she has telekinetic powers. >She looked around and >saw that her clothes were hanging on a chair in the corner. Lita got up >and collected her clothes from last night. She put on her panties >when she felt sticky. She knew it had to be from the Jell-O. Mike: Oh, no! Bill Cosby raped her! > "I need to take a shower and clean up the place," she >thought as she walked toward the bathroom. Before she opened the >door, another thought stopped her. Tom: (Lita) What do I do if I get pregnant? > "Oh, no the Jell-O. That's going to be a bitch to clean up." >She opened the door slowly and what she saw surpassed her. Mike: Hey, Vermillion! Got a dictionary? LOOK IT UP!!! >The >bathroom was squeaky clean and neatly organized. > "How...? Oh, I bet they cleaned up for me. I should >thank them the next time I see them." Mike: (Lita) Sure, just completely disregard the fact that they just got extremely friendly with me. >Lita stepped into the shower, >did her thing, put on her clothes, and walked out into the living >room. She was shocked again when she saw the living room just >as clean as the bathroom. She went into the kitchen and saw that >it too was clean. Even the table was clean, cleared of all of last >night's dishes. All: It's sorcery! Witchcraft! Run! > "I wonder when they did this, "Lita thought. She looked >up at the wall clock and nearly fainted when she saw the time. >"One thirty PM???? I slept that long??" Tom: Ironically, they threw her in a time machine, and it's actually 1:30 in the year 2050! >She would have fainted >if it wasn't for the note that was on the table. Lita picked it up >and started to read it: >Dear Lita, Crow: (writer) I'm an elderly woman who doesn't enjoy sex anymore... > Thanks for last night. We came here just to have a dinner >but it turned into a night of pleasure for each of us. In our own ways, >we were happy it happened the way it did. The friendship between us >was strong enough, but you helped make it stronger. Mike: Now they're going to go out on the road as drag kings! >We were all >afraid to tell our fantasies, but you inadvertently taught us to let >go of our fears. Crow: No, she was just trying to get some from anyone and everyone. >We discovered our love for one another, albeit >one of lust, but love just the same. We shared something positive, >something that we could enjoy. Tom: Well, hell, anyone could enjoy that! Crow: Except for a eunuch. Tom: Of course. >Before now, we only shared anger, >sorrow, and pain, but now that we shared our love, all our feelings >of anger and pain disappeared, at least for one night. Mike: You know, it almost warms your heart until you remember what it was that they did. > We owe everything that happened last night >to you, Lita. As our way of saying thanks, we cleaned up your place >while you slept. It's only a small portion of our thanks, thanks >that we may never be able to repay. Crow: Hope, hope, hope, hope... > We'll see you soon. Also, because of you, we can now >without fear, say the following: > WE LOVE YOU, LITA. Tom: Does this just remind anyone of the end of "Saior Gay"? >Sincerely, >Amy, Raye, Serena, and Mina > Lita smiled at the letter as she neatly folded it up. Mike: ...and calmly walked over to the fireplace, where she burned it in an ancient Venusian ritual of cleansing. >She closed her eyes and could feel a tear trickling down her cheek. >She muttered to herself softly, "I love all of you, too." >******************************************************* Crow: ...and elsewhere in the world, it snows... >THE END > Well, that's all for this fanfic. What did you think of it? >Please send me mail at: Tom: Hentaifreak@lickthis.com >dupontr@river.it.gvsu.edu > >Please put "Evening at Lita's" in the subject line. > Oh yeah, after December 6, I won't be >responding to any Email until probably the second week of 1997. Mike: (Vermillion) ...because the authorities will be turning my service off. >I'll be busy with classes and then going on vacation for the >holidays. Tom: Where some unknown assassin will take him out! Quickly, efficiently, and stealthily. (Crow, find me that Terminator costume!) > Also, this will be probably the last fic I write for >a while. Also, this may be the only hentai one I write, unless >I come up with new ideas. Mike: Thank goodness for life's small blessings. >So until whenever we meet again, >this is Vermilion. So long! All: BITE US!!! Mike: Quick, let's get out of here before he writes something else for us to read. (All stand up to leave) Reverse door sequence Outside, before the guys exit, the cats are tying Michelle up in a chair. "Ha, hah, ha! The large one doesn't suspect a thing!" Mauler says. "You'll never get away with this!" Gypsy exclaims. She has been stapled in place and is crying in pain. "Au contraire," Guido says. "The big one doesn't suspect a thing *and* he thinks that we're just cute, cuddly little kittens!" "Okay, I'll concede that," Michelle says from the chair. "But Mike's daft and the bots are smarter. They'll come after you!" "But not before you give us the plans for the Rebel Base!" Lefty interjects. "Ummm, wrong film, Lefty," Speedy corrects. "Anyway, just say that it's been nice knowing you, even though it hasn't!" "Wait!" Michelle exclaims. "If you kill us, then Forrester will kill you! You want to die?!" "Yes! I've been feeling pretty darn crappy since we got put up here, and I've been feeling a bit suicidal recently," Lefty says. "Then why not just make the ship implode or something?" Gypsy asks. Michelle buries her head in her hands as best as is possible. "That has no style to it at all," Mauler says. "We may be maniacally homicidal cats, but we do have standards!" Guido says. Just then, the final door opens, letting the guys out onto the bridge. "Mike! Tom! Crow! Help us!" Gypsy cries out. "What's going on?" Mike asks as Crow and Tom rush to the rescue. Within a couple of minutes of total beating and submisssion, the cats are the ones who are tied up and being thrown back down the Umbilicus. "Hey, Mads! How you likin' that taste of your own medicine?" Michelle asks as she presses the flashing red button. Deep 13 "They're adorable," Frank says as he gets tied and gagged by Lefty. "How dare you put us up there!" Mauler exclaims, pulling out his claws and threatening Forrester, who is on the rack that they keep around just in case. "Ummm, before you kill us, could you push the button?" Forrester asks. Speedy walks over to the control panel and presses the button. *Blip!* *FWOOSH!* Credits roll with sounds of pain coming from Forrester and Frank. As usual, I'd like to thank Vermillion, who wrote the fic. Without him, I wouldn't have done this MSTing. I'd like to thank my friends. I'd like to do my impression of Shatner by thanking myself, but I won't. I'm still working on all these other fics that I want to do, so I won't be dibsing anything else for a long time. I might get some help from a friend of mine on a MSTing or two. MST3K owned by: Best Brains, Inc. MST3K created by: Joel Hodgeson Original fic by: Vermillion MSTing by: M. H. Torringjan Keep circulating those fanfics! >"I know that some of you think I'm a bitch. Well, I guess you could >say that I am, sort of. In fact, I secretly get turned on by acts of >masochism. I've always wanted to be whipped, chained, you know... >stuff like that."