-=TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS=- (after all, electricity is expensive) (The future is now...) MSTed From the Files of Kage no Ryuu, Dragon's Shadow. A Mystery CrossRealms Theatre 3000 Riffer-fic... VOLUME ONE : "Shingo's Unusual Morning" (A Sailor Moon Lemonfic MSTing) This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author. Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred. Any random mention of certain anime characters, song titles, etc. are the property of their respected creators/distributors/etc. Just covering my own tracks here folks.... Sailor Moon is the property of Naoko Takeuchi and all the licensers and distributors of her work. The characters in this MSTing (and all other MSTings I write), notably, Riffer, Jaye Kuroneko, SilverNight, J-Chan/J-Kun Yamazaki, and Sir Magus Darkcloak, are copyrighted to me, Kage no Ryuu, Dragon's Shadow. (OtakuMan64@cs.com) Any outside use of them, unless I grant permission, is by no means allowed. "Shingo's Unusual Morning" is the property of Jeff "OneShot" Wong, and he's welcome to it. I do not intend to offend him for making fun of his work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;) Warning: This fic contains mature content. If you are offended by such material, simply delete it and it's gone. If not, enjoy! THE HOUSE OF RIFFER 1230 HOURS 0930 HOURS IN HOLLYWOOD AND IN ALABAMA, A LOST OTAKU MOURNS HIS DILEMMA. SCENE: {Magus is in the kitchen, chuckling to himself, as he holds a large pipewrench, Jaye mewling in a worried tone, while SilverNight, in wolf form, is contentedly dozing in the Sim Room, before a synthetic fireplace.} Magus: Well, cat, do you think she'll notice my little joke? Jaye: Myowr... I don't think she'll like you tweaking with the hot water, Magus-san... {A tall, blonde-haired man, wet, and clad in a towel, storms out of the bathroom, shouting about the plumbing} Magus: And just who are you, jack? Man: Shimatta... forgot to mention I went to Jusenkyo... I'm J. Sorry about this. Jaye: Nyaaa... Is that REALLY you, J-Chan? J-Kun: Uh, yeah. A few months ago, I fell into a hotspring tainted by water from the "Drowned Man" spring... I turn male when hit by hot water... Like when Gothic-boy here screwed up the pipes! Magus: Unexpected effect... but still quite funny... J-Kun: NEVER do that again! {J, once more in female form, and dressed, re-enters the kitchen several minutes later, Silv behind her, whom she explained her curse to on the way back. He stands there, idly rubbing his muzzle with a pawlike hand, muttering in astonishment at her "curse".} {J-Chan and Magus get into an arguement over Magus's little prank, while Silv and Jaye watch on with frustrated patience. Just then, a electric crackle is heard coming from the Theatre. All enter the Theatre, to investigate, but fairly sure already as to the cause.} SCENE: {The Theatre. Screen is on, VCR emitting a low hum, lights dimmed, but on nevertheless.} Silv: Our captor summons us. What madness do you need our services for now, you fool? Riffer: Oh... just your first commentary, since my Experiment is now set to begin... Item One, is a Sailor Moon Lemonfic by name of "Shingo's Unusual Morning", by Jeff "OneShot" Wong... Enjoy, minions! TOM! {The building's computer, another invention of Riffer's, named TOM, responds, the synthetic voice sounding almost fully human, save for the faintly electronic undertones, that Riffer was unable to totally eliminate.} TOM: Yes, Riffer, sir? Riffer: Start today's experiment. TOM: Yes, Sir. Tape starting... Now. {A few moments of static, as the tape moves to the fic's starting point.} J-Chan: A lemonfic! YESSSS! Bring on the nekkid Senshi! Woohoo! Jaye: Um... J-Chan... I doubt that Riffer would send something like that, unless there was something VERY wrong with it, ne? J-Chan: Yeah, right! Show me the Lemons! Magus: I feel something dark about this Fic... Silv: As do I, my friend. {All four take their seats, as the VCR clicks on, and the screen flickers to brightness. From L-R, SilverNight, Jaye Kuroneko, Magus, and J-Chan.} Magus: Here goes nothing... >Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong >Sailor Moon: Shingo's unusual morning J-Chan: Or my average weekday. >Note:This is a lemon. Silv: Surely you jest. >Reading this over and over again in certain sections >could cause pain to come about on certain parts of your body. Magus: Stomach, brain, eyes... J-Chan: Pus--*THWAK* Jaye: I DON'T like that word used like that. Magus: Get used to it, kitty. >I hope you >enjoy.....reading this ;) Silv: Not likely, Mr. Oneshot. > "Wake up, sis" Shingo said, shaking Usagi violently Magus: And thus snapping her neck. The End. Silv: Rather dark, Magus. Magus: My pleasure. >"It's already noon" J-Chan: Crap! I'm gonna miss spying on Rei's shower! Silv: Are you SURE that was said as Shingo, and not as yourself? J-Chan: I'll never tell... > Shingo was at Usagi's side, shaking her back and forth. The little brat >always enjoyed waking Usagi up. He loved the look on her when she found out >her sweet dreams were interrupted by her little brother. His Saturday >mornings were usually boring, consisting of nothing execpt for watching >anime on early morning television. J-Chan: Sounds like my kind of Saturday morning. Jaye: Only if the anime was a hentai one. J-Chan: You bet your tail, kittycat. >Now that it was noon, and he no longer >had anime cartoons to keep him busy, Shingo wanted to pass his time by >bugging his sister. Magus: She was not amused after learning about the mike hidden in her underwear drawer. >He took great enjoyment out of annoying his sister, >what with she would always getting angry at him. Silv: "what with she would always getting angry"? That is untranslated syntax, I can only assume ... or hope for, at least. >If she didn't, he would >have stopped a long time ago. Even though he was at the mature age of >16, he still bothered her. Magus: This kid is 16, and still watching cartoons? J-Chan: Anime knows no limits of age. Silv: Or good taste, as you have well demonstrated, milady. > "Hey, sis!" Shingo said again, shaking her even harder. His hands were on >her shoulders as he shook her up and down. Usagi's golden hair fluttered >about, the tails falling over the side of the bed, and onto the floor. >Usagi was on her back, her arms stretched out towards the side, extending >beyond the blankets that covered her, and off the bed. Jaye: He's got her by the shoulders, and she's on her back ... either she's got a VERY narrow bed, or Shingo is straddling his sister. J-Chan: Not yet, he isn't. Magus: Oh, joy. > Usagi never stirred. Silv: One Usagi, shaken, not stirred. >She was way too deep in J-Chan: ...this fic, to escape in time. >sleep to wake up. Instead, >she continued to snore away. > Shingo, seeing no response from shaking her, figured it was better to >wake her up the hard way. He gripped her blankets and pulled it off of her. >Upon doing that, he got quite an eyeful. Magus: He found out his sister was Oscar in a odango-style wig. Jaye: MROWR! NEVER say that cat-molesting hermaphroditic freak's name around me again! > Usagi was wearing nothing but her flimsy nightie and pink panties. Her >legs were spread apart, which allowed Shingo a clear view of her private >area. Silv: How romantic... She sleeps with a picture of her and Mamoru's secret garden-spot in the park. J-Chan: Well... he DID see a bush of one sort... Magus: J-Chan... >Upon seeing that, Shingo developed a massive bulge in the front of >his short. J-Chan: Jeez... the kid's 16... it oughta be long by now, not short. Magus: J-Chan! J-Chan: What? >Out of embarressment of seeing something he shouldn't have, Silv: The recipe for Twinkie fillings. >Shingo threw the blankets back on top of the still sleeping Usagi. Jaye: How can one girl sleep so deeply? J-Chan: Those all-night Senshi orgies can really take it out of a girl. Magus: And how would YOU know? > But he didn't cover her completely. The blanket only covered her lower >half, leaving her entire upper half exposed. Shingo took a step foward and >grabbed hold of the blanket again, hoping to readjust it so it would cover >her completely. As he did, he couldn't help but look at Usagi's chest. Magus: Her chest pulsated, just before the Alien burst from it, and clamped onto Shingo's face. Jaye: Whoa. You're almost TOO good at dark riffs. Magus: I know. >The flimsy nightie she wore was transparent, allowing Shingo to get a good >look at her firm breasts. He noticed her nipples as it was pressed against >the fabric. Silv: "nippleS as IT was"? Does she have two of them, or just one? Clarify, please! >It made it worse by the fact that Usagi's breast had developed >quite nicely over the years. Silv: Ah... she has only one. I guess the other is artificial. >He breasts were firm and round, J-Chan: GAH! Now the brother has boobs? Have their folks noticed this yet? >which gave her >great cleavage. Shingo noticed how she was no longer the young girl >she used to be. Magus: He had yet to notice, however, that he had grown breasts. > The sight of Usagi's breasts through her nightie made the bulge in his >pants even larger. >Shingo was so close to those breasts that he wanted to >touch them so bad. He could picture himself reaching out and >unbuttoning the nightie to expose those beautiful breasts more openly. Jaye: An all-out expose' on Usagi's breasts, tonight, on "HardCopy". >But he couldn't. Silv: He didn't know how to undo buttons yet. >Usagi was his older sister. Sighing, Shingo covered her chest with the >blanket. Jaye: Sensing where this was going, I covered my eyes with my paws. > As he did that, he heard Usagi moan, which caused him to start. What >would happen if she saw that bulge in the front of his pants? >How would he ever explain it? Magus: With anatomical charts and diagrams. > "Uhhh" Usagi moaned, turning over to her side, her face towards Shingo. Silv: Gak! Morning breath! >The blankets that covered her fell to the floor, leaving her sans any form >of covering J-Chan: Wahoo! >except for her panties and nightie. J-Chan: Damn. >But she never woke. Her eyes remained closed. Magus: Shingo discovered that she was not asleep, but had instead died in her sleep. Jaye: You scare me, sometimes, Magus. Magus: I'm flattered. >After a second, she rolled back onto her back, her >legs and arms spread again. > Shingo sighed in relief. Figuring he had a close brush with death, he >felt if was best he got out of her room, and fast. J-Chan: Where he was promptly hit by a passing semi. Magus: Rather dark, eh, pervert? J-Chan: Nah... I just want him out of the fic, so I can ogle Usagi without the brat getting in the way. >He quickly grabbed >Usagi's blanket off the floor. As he did that, he couldn't help but >stare at her silk, pink panties. Since her legs were spread apart, >he noticed that a wet spot had formed right over her Usagi's virgin pussy. Silv: Aww! I wet the bed again! >He realized her >pussylips were pressed against the silken fabric. The wet spot made the >silken pantie transparent, allowing Shingo a good look at her virgin slit. Jaye: Virgin? I take it Mr. OneShot hasn't read too many Usagi lemons. J-Chan: And you have, I presume? Jaye: ... >The crotch of her soiled panties were slightly wedged between her >pussylips, which was starting to moisten. J-Chan: She's got a frontal wedgie, and is STILL asleep?! Not even I sleep THAT heavily! > Shingo could do nothing but stare. J-Chan: If that's all he can do, then this'll be one dull lemon. >He had seen her sister naked before, Silv: HER sister? So I guess that Shingo didn't stop at just gaining breasts. >but nothing turned him on more than the sight of her virgin love tunnel Magus: Not to be confused with the Virgin Lincoln Tunnel. J-Chan: Or Love Canal. >being so close. >The sight of her silk panties being wet with her juices made >Shingo's member throb. Jaye: The experience of this whole fic made my face green. >Once, about a year ago, he saw his sister naked when >he accidentally walked into the bathroom by accidentally. Silv: The preceding sentence sponsored by the Department of Redundancy Department. >From that day on, >he masturbated about her vigin pussy, J-Chan: "vigin" pussy? Huh? That any connection to you, Jaye? Jaye: Don't EVEN go there. >her beautiful breasts, and that tight >little butt of hers every night. He wanted to masturbate so bad right now, >but couldn't. J-Chan: He got "it" caught in his zipper. >What would happen if Usagi woke up? Magus: She'd scream, kick him out, the fic would end, and we'd all get to leave. All: WAKE UP, USAGI!!!! > Usagi made another movement, which caused Shingo to pull the blankets up >in front of his shorts to block any clear view of his bulge. J-Chan: Why bother with blankets? You could use a Kleenex to hide that kid's tiny little --*MMPH* Magus: Hush, you. >Shingo watched >as Usagi spread her legs further apart. Usagi then reached a hand between >her legs J-Chan: WOOHOO! Time for some finger-fun, Usagi-chan! >to readjust her panties. >Although she thought she was readjusting >her panties, she was making it worse. She ended up breaking the string >thonge that held the panties in place over her slender hips. Silv: What, praytell, is a "thonge"? Jaye: It's used to floss one's "asse". >After that, she >turned over onto her side, her back towards Shingo, her panties staying >behind where she was laying before. Silv: I just hope it stays where it was left behind. > Oh my god, Shingo thought, his eyes on Usagi's slit. He could see her >perfectly firm butt. He could see her tight, little slit peeking out from >below the cheeks of her backside. Jaye: Peek-a-boo! >Shingo could see traces of her love juices Magus: Now available from Snapple. J-Chan: So much for getting through this without shameless plugs... >flowing from her slit, and onto her bed. His gaze went to her soiled >panties. All: Eew. >He could see Usagi's pussy juice on the panties. Silv: No, Luna! Bad kitty! Use the litterbox, next time! >He could see >exactly were her pussy lips were pressed against when she was wearing >them, a wet spot having form around them. Magus: How sad. Usagi's in her late teens, and still wetting herself. J-Chan: So to speak. Magus: ... > Shingo took a step forward and grabbed the panties, retreating back >after doing so. All: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! >As he held Usagi's soiled panties in his hand, he could feel Silv: ...that she neglected to wipe herself. Jaye & J-Chan: Gross, Silv. Silv: Sorry. I could not resist. >the moist love juices against his touch. The thought that he was touching >the same panties that were touch Usagi's pussy just a second ago, Magus: Made him feel sick for getting horny about his own sister. J-Chan: Nope. Rule of Hentai... "Taboos were made to be Broken." >turned him >on incredibly. It made it worse by the realization that he was touching >the same love juices that was forming around her virgin pussy right now. Silv: I fear the worst is yet to come. J-Chan: Nobody's cum yet. It can only get better. Others: ... > He brought the soiled panties to his nose, curious to know how Usagi's >pussy would smell. J-Chan: Hm... Smells like... Catnip and stale tuna. Jaye: Niyao! HEY! >When he took a sniff, he was overwhelmed by how strong >the musky smell was. Magus: Smells like Teen Spirit! >The smell of Usagi's pussy was highly intoxicating to >the young boy. Silv: Itsh hokay... I o-only had, one, t-two, thrree, uh... sixsh, sheven... Others: J-Chan: The Drunk Gag, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. >Shingo sniffed again, becoming drunk from the musky fragance. >The panties were warm to the touch, warm from Usagi's virgin juices. Taking >it one step further, Shingo touched the liquid, noticing it felt slippery >to his touch. Jaye: W-Wh-WHOA! (skid-d-d...CRASH!) >He then brought the fingertip to his mouth and licked the juices >off. The taste was kind of funny, a bit sweet but a bit sour. Silv: Hm... Tastes like chicken. >It was a taste >he couldn't quite describe except for delicious. He qucikly crumpled the >soiled panties into a small ball and placed into the pocket of his shorts. Magus: "qucikly"? I can't riff that... I don't think it's even English. >As he placed the pocket in his shorts, J-Chan: Damn sewing classes... >Shingo could feel his pre-cum seeping >into the front of his underwear. The thought that his own juices being so >close to Usagi's juices made him more aroused. Magus: And made us more nauseated. > "Uhhh" Usagi said in her sleep, turning back onto her back, spreading her >legs so far apart that her feet touched the floor on both sides of the bed. Silv: Can a woman's legs even spread fully parallel like that? J-Chan: I'll show you later, wolfy. Silv: I, uh... I'll just take your word for it, J. >Her pussy was wet and lubricated with juices, Jaye: Apple, orange, grape... Magus: Lemon... J-Chan: Of course. >some of it seeping into the >bed, some of it running down towards her butt. Usagi was having a >wet dream. All: No, really? >She was dreaming she was being pleasured by Mamoru. She was picturing his >face between her legs, teasing her by only licking her inner thigh and not >her love button. Magus: Push the button, Frank. J-Chan: Ugh. TV's Frank in a hentai scene... that was NOT a mental image I needed, Magus. Thank you SO much. Magus: Glad to be of service. >She wanted him to lick her clit so bad. J-Chan: Me too. Silv: Which one? Give, or recieve? J-Chan: Either or. Magus & Jaye: Figures. > "Please, lick me" she said again, as if speaking to Mamoru. Magus: "Please shoot me" I said, to whoever would listen. > Shingo was startled by what he heard. His attention immediately went to >Usagi. Jaye: You mean all this time during the fic, his attention was somewhere else? Silv: Of course. It was on the exit. He likely wants out of dealing with this wretched fic as much as we do. >When he looked at her, he noticed she was back on her back, her >legs spread further apart. Magus: If her legs spread any further, her kneecaps will fit in her ears. >He noticed that her eyes were still closed. Once >he was sure that she was asleep, his gaze went back onto her crotch. J-Chan: I give up... she's either faking it, or she's been drugged. NOBODY can go through all this without waking up at least ONCE. > Oh god, he thought. He could see Usagi's pussy perfectly. He could >see her slit and the juices that were flowing from it. He took a step >forward and brought his face towards Usagi's pussy to get a better >view. With his face just inches from her love canal, he could the >folds of her libia Jaye: Libia? When was there a Silent Mobius cameo introduced? J-Chan: That's "Lebia", dear, not "libia" ... either way, it's a typo. >meeting >up by the top of her pussy. There, he saw her sensitive, swollen clit. Jaye: Don't make fun of me... I'm sensitive... Others: > Shingo didn't know exactly what it was, but he knew what it did to girls. Magus: Beat them up, stole their lunchmoney... >He knew it was the most sesitive part on the girls' body, and it would >drive them wild if he licked it. He had learned this from all those hentai >magazines that he kept under his bed. J-Chan: Oh, the joys of knowing legal-age perverts. Silv: You, for example. J-Chan: Exactly. > I wonder what she tastes like, Shingo thought. His face was just inches >from her pussy. He could see her love juices flowing from her slit. Jaye: Lemon cliche = All female juices run like rivers. >All he >wanted to do was taste it and her at the same time. Magus: As opposed to tasting it and her at two different times. >The smell of her pussy >mixed in with the smell of her juices was even stronger now than it was on >her panties. All: > Shingo inched his face closer and quickly licked her slit once, >retreating back as Usagi's hips thrashed from the sensations that >surged through her body. Silv and Magus: SUUUURGE! >Her pussy juice started flowing even more. Shingo licked his lips, >savoring the delicious taste. > Wow, this tastes so much better than her panties, he thought. J-Chan: Yeah... no cloth fibers to get stuck between my teeth! >Before he >even knew it, his face was back between Usagi's slender legs. Silv: MMPH! MMPH! AIR! AIR! >This time he >licked her clit a few times, his nose tickled by her golden pubic hair. Magus: ACHOO! >Usagi's hips started to sway with the motions of his licking. After >several long and slow licks, he stopped. When he stopped, her swaying >stopped. The taste of her juices was so intoxicating that Shingo knew >he had to stop. Otherwise, he might have mounted his sister then >and there. All: DEAR GOD, NOOOO! >His penis was hard as a rock, Silv: Like a rock... >his testicles hurting. He had to get rid of all this sexual >build up. > I don't care what she thinks if she wakes, Shingo thought as he locked >the door to her room, I'm going to masturbate as I watch her. J-Chan: Cool... me too. Magus: Do and DIE, pervert. J-Chan: Y-yes, sir. >Shingo pulled his >shorts down to expose his rock hard penis. His gaze was right on Usagi's >pussy as he strated to slowly stroke his member with his hand. Silv: I wonder if he noticed those sandpaper gloves I put on him? >He pictured >how good it would feel if he entered her sister through that hole of hers. Jaye: Ugh. As long as he doesn't actually DO what he's picturing, I don't care what he's thinking. >He wondered how warm she would feel around his penis, how good it would >feel to release all of his seed into her. Magus: Urgh. Don't give me that mental image, please. > "I want to taste you?" Usagi moaned in her sleep. J-Chan: That's Usagi. Totally indecisive even when unconscious and horny. >She was dreaming of Silv: ...a white Christmas? >Mamoru through with his deed and she now needing to do the same deed in >return. She always dreamed of this in real life and in fantasy, to go down >on her Mamo-chan. She always wondered what he would taste like. J-Chan: Like chicken. > Shingo didn't know what to do. Magus: How about re-dress, and leave quickly? >He knew his sister was acting out her wet >dream, but was unsure if he should act it out with her. Silv: Please don't, kind sir. >He knew she wanted >to go down on his member, J-Chan: No, she wanted to go down on her boyfriend's member, not her brother's. >which he was still stroking gently, but he was >scared she would wake at any second and find him with his penis in her >mouth. J-Chan: But that's the perfect way to wake up! Jaye: Only for you, J. Only for you. > Shingo took his gaze off his sisters delicate pussy, and onto her mouth. >Her mouth look as inviting as her pussy did. Silv: I doubt such invitation is RSVP. J-Chan: Yes it is. Really Sexy Virgin Pus--*THWAP!* Jaye: I said to stop using that word in that way! >He wondered how great it would >feel to have those lips wrapped around his penis. Magus: I'd rather this fic be wrapped in oily rags and set ablaze. Others: Hear, hear! >He wondered how nice >great it would feel to have her toungue like from base of his manhood to >the tip of his head. Silv: Did any of you understand that? "Nice great"? "Toungue like"? Jaye: It's just a fanfic. You should really just relax. >He imagined her warm toungue licking the small triangle >of skin on the underside of his penis head. It was considered the most >sensitive part on the male body, and most likely on his body also. J-Chan: That last sentence was just TOO easy to even bother commenting on. Magus: And we're all glad you didn't. J-Chan: There'll be better ones later, I'm sure of it. > As he continued to stroke his hard member, he walked over to where his >sister's head lay. Silv: In the same pile as the heads of his parents and the other Senshi. They'll never call him a brat again... Magus: Hm. Not truly dark, but still a good one. I give it a 6.7. >That mouth of hers looked so inviting it was driving him >crazy. With his shorts and underwear down by his ankles, he arched his >hips forward, Silv: And promptly lost balance, landing on Usagi, who awoke, and threw him out the door, screaming furiously. >his penishead touching Usagi's lips. The pre-cum that was coming >out of his penis hole dribbled onto her lips, some of it falling into her >mouth. J-Chan: Plop, plop. Fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief it is. > Usagi licked her lips, savoring that sweet taste. She wanted more. Magus: I'd rather have less... of this fic. >The >taste was delicious. Silv: Most assuredly, it is NOT Taster's Choice. > Shingo noticed his sister's reaction, much to his delight. Magus: We noticed his sister's reaction, much to our disgust. >He arched his >throbbing member further forward, the tip of his penishead entering his >sister's mouth. J-Chan: Open wide and say "AAH!" Others: AAGH!! >The head brushed against her tongue, the saliva sloshing >over the member. J-Chan: Rub-a-dub-dub... >Usagi's lips closed over his member, she dreaming she was >going down on Mamo-chan's member. Silv: This gives new meaning to the term "rude awakening..." >Her tongue worked the tip all over, >licking the top, the sides, and that sensitive spot. It felt like heaven. Jaye: To him, maybe. To us, it feels like hell. > Wanting more, Shingo got out of his shorts completely and got onto the >bed. J-Chan: She's STILL asleep?! She's giving head to her bro, he's now straddling her on the bed, and she's *STILL* asleep?!? That's it. Mr. OneShot officialy wins the award for "Most Unbelievable LemonFic Plot-Contrivance". Magus: I think she's been drugged. I doubt even YOU could stay unconscious during treatment like Usagi's getting, J-Chan. J-Chan: Of course not. You think I'd wanna SLEEP through this?! Magus: ... >He positioned himself so he could push his member further into warm, >sensuous mouth so her tongue could work his penis much better. Jaye: Three words, Usagi-chan. Bite. Down. Hard. Others: >His knees >were on the bed at each side to Usagi's face, his hands against the wall to >keep himself from losing his balance. In that position, he thrusted his love >member J-Chan: "love member"? I've heard it called a lot of odd things, but that's gotta be the stupidest name for a guy's parts that I've ever heard! Magus: How about "Great Red Serpent"? J-Chan: Ugh. Don't remind me of "Munhihausen". >all the way into Usagi's warm mouth, his testicles brushing against >her chin. Silv: Mr. OneShot is pushing it, now. I reluctantly agree with the resident pervert. NOBODY can sleep naturally through this sort of treatment without some kind of narcotics. >Her tongue felt great on his penis as it worked it way from the >base all the way to the very tip of the head. Usagi worked the member like >her life depended it. Magus: I'm tempted to ask how one can do that sort of thing "like her life depended on it". On second thought... Nevermind. >In her dream, she was picturing her lips were on her >Mamo-chan's member for the very first time. She had never gone down on him >in real life, but she could picture it. J-Chan: I've seen pictures of it, too; she's not got much to work with. > Shingo shuddered as the wonderful sensations enveloped him completely. >He could feel himself building up towards climax. His testicles were going >to release their seed into her mouth at any moment. All: > What am I gonna do now, Shingo thought. Shingo was so close to release. Silv: Too bad we're not. >He >was contemplating on whether or not he should release his love seed All: Is this love... That I'm feeling... >into her >mouth. But before could finish his thought, he released his load full force >into Usagi's wet mouth. Silv: Hmm. Unbalanced load. That'll make the washing-machine start skipping again. >His seed shot all over its interior, All: BANG! >on her tongue, >on her teeth, down her throat. The sensations overwhelmed as his penis >release all its tension into her warm, wet mouth. >He sighed as Usagi sucked Magus: Along with this fic. >every drop of it, not one droplet falling from her mouth. >Her tongue worked >his penis full force, licking the member even harder than she was >before. Silv: If she does that any harder, it'll break off... Urgh. I can't believe I just SAID that! >As the sensations subsided, he could feel himself going limp on her >assailing tongue. Jaye: PHBBBBTTTT.... >Although he wanted to leave his member in her mouth, he >knew he couldn't. All: Aww... That's just TOO bad... > Reluctantly, he pulled his penis out of her mouth, wishing he didn't >have to. But he had to. Magus: Nauseated, we watched this fic, wishing we could leave, But we couldn't. >After he pulled away, Shingo stealthily got off Usagi's >bed, his gaze on Usagi's dripping wet pussy. Silv: Luna stood there, wondering where that lawn-sprinkler came from. >Usagi was so aroused at going >down on her Mamo-chan in her dreams that her pussy was gushing with >her love juices. Jaye: The "Womanhood that drips like a broken pipe" cliche of lemonfics strikes again... >Although he wished he could enter her with his now hardening penis, >he knew he wouldn't. All: Thank God! >He couldn't do that to his sister. He couldn't rob >her of her viginity. J-Chan: Robbing her of her "virginity", now, that's something else entirely. > Getting off the bed, Shingo got back into his underwear, and then into >shorts. He reached into his pocket and pulled out Usagi's soiled >underwear. He looked at it for a few moments, contemplating on whether >or not he should keep it. Magus: Duhh... this underwear got purty colors... > I better return this, Shingo thought. I don't want Sis to get >suspicious. J-Chan: He had enough trouble dissuading her suspicions about his possible CIA work... finding this out might only worsen things, somehow. > He brought the soiled pink panties up to his nose again, taking one >last sniff before he placed it over his sister's pubic area. Sighing >at the Silv: ...horrid lemonfic he had just starred in >great >experience and knowing he would never be lucky enough to do that again, >Shingo picked up her blankets and covered her completely with it, >only leaving her face exposed. Sighing once again, Shingo left >Usagi's bedroom, a saddened visage. J-Chan: If she's STILL asleep, I'm gonna kill someone. Nobody can sleep through getting a blowjob, let alone sleep through *giving* one! Others: We won't even ASK how you know that, J-Chan. > Usagi stretched her arms from her body as she yawned. There was a >strange taste to her mouth that she couldn't quite place. Magus: Hmm... tastes like a bad lemonfic's plot contrivance. >But she disregarded it >as something she ate last night. J-Chan: ...or this morning. >She threw the blankets off herself and was >shocked to see her soaking wet pussy. Silv: Artemis keeps throwing water balloons at me! Wah! >Her panties were partially on, but >the string that kept it in place was broken. Jaye: Broken just like the sense of realism in this fic. Silv: This is a lemonfic. Realism is not only totally optional, but also usually discouraged. >She looked around to see if >her door was closed. Magus & J-Chan: OhMyGod! Our children are incestuous perverts! > It was. Magus: ...a very bad oral-incest lemonfic. > She pulled the soiled panties off crumpled it into a small ball, >throwing it across the room, and into the hamper that was on the >other side of the room. With her pussy exposed, Silv: I wonder if Luna enjoys all the attention Mr. OneShot is giving her? >Usagi couldn't help but notice just how wet >she was. Her bed was stained, Jaye: Last time I try to drink a whole sixpack of JOLT before going to bed... Peed all over myself. >her love juices having seeped in. She was a >bit confused at first on why she was so wet, but disregarded it as a >nocturnal emission. J-Chan: Hold it, Doctor OneShot... Only GUYS have nocturnal emissions. NOT girls. Magus: We'll just politely assume you knew that from a medical textbook, and not your curse. >But she couldn't recall if she had a wet dream or not. >Figuring she should get herself cleaned, Usagi got out of bed and into a >fresh pair of panties. But after a few moments, her love juices had soiled >those also. Silv: How many times has OneShot used the term "love juices" in this fic? What, six or seven times, at least. J-Chan: Yeah... there're a lot more words for a girl's cum than that... Magus: But you're not gonna say any of them. > I guess I better get myself cleaned up, Usagi thought as she took those >panties off. >She smiled inwardly to herself, eager to get into the bathroom >so she could clean herself off and masturbate like she alway did. Jaye: Classic Lemon Cliche = All of the 5 Senshi are permanently horny. J-Chan: That makes 6 of us. Jaye: ... >Afterall, >masturbating in the bathtub was Usagi's usual morning. J-Chan: And my usual --*MMPH* Magus: Speak and die, J. > All: HAL-LE-LU-JAH! >Well, I hope you liked it. I hope this is a little bit different from the >usual lemon you read. Magus: Lessee... A Senshi in skimpy attire, Check. Vividly-described (oral) sex, Check. Description of and/or reference to masturbation, Check. Hmm... in what ways is this supposed to be DIFFERENT, Mr. OneShot? >Please send comments if you have any. I would really >appreciate it. First off, I'd like to say that without Naoko Takeuchi, I Silv: ...would have no Senshi to star in my lemons. >wouldn't have written this fanfic. >Second, this is my first attempt at >writing a lemon with a guy in it, Magus: We'll not let you off the hook that easily. >please take that into consideration when >flaming me. I'm sorry for any grammatical or spelling errors. All: We're sorry for having to read them, and their accompanying fanfic. >P.S.-If you want any of my other fanfics, just ask. Jaye: Not a chance, OneShot. >Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong. Magus: Magus "ShadowMage" Darkcloak. Jaye: Jaye "KawaiiNekojin" Kuroneko. Silv: Silver "LoneWolf" Night. J-Chan: Jay "JusenkyoPervert" Yamazaki. > All: Good BYE! {The TV fades out, going to static, then a brief test-pattern, before showing the face (in silhouette, as usual) of Riffer.} Riffer: Well, my little zoo-monkeys? How was your "Unusual Morning"? I do hope it was a rather bad experience for you. {Jaye stretches out in her seat, meowing out a yawn, while Silv, still in his normal humanoid wolf/man hybrid form, curls up at the foot of his seat.} Jaye: That MP3 he sent us last night, of the US-Dubbed DBZ's King Kai singing "Baby Got Back", was more unsettling overall, than this lemon was. Magus: Indeed, Jaye. As you can see, your threats went idle. Rather tame for a lemon. We'll give you credit for a few suggestively nauseating moments in the fic, but otherwise, not that much moved us, to be honest. J-Chan: Geez... I could've done more with Usagi than Shingo did. Bo-ring! Jaye: We're glad that neither one of you did. Riffer: Hm. Not very much, eh? No matter. Every experiment has a slow start. There will always be another fic, another chance to reduce your sanity to pudding. All: Imagine our joy. Riffer: Laugh if you like, but I will find the one fic to conquer the world with. I WILL find the one bad enough to make humanity beg for mercy. And, of course, YOU will be the ones to test it out. J-Chan: If whatever you got stocked up is as badly-done as this was, well, BRING IT ON, BIG BOY! Riffer: You DARE challenge me? Hmph. So be it. I WILL find a fic to make you drop to your knees and beg for the pain to stop. {The four stand, headed for their quarters.} Silv: Good. While you go searching, we'll leave. Adieu, until we next see thy shadowy visage, my good man. {Riffer grumbles irritatedly, as the four exit the Theatre, the Screen fading to black, and the lights going out.} -=CLICK....=- <> My first MSTing is complete! (Yay, sirs.) I know some of the stuff I did was, arguably, unique. (Using a fully originally-designed MSTing cast, for example.) No real matter, though. I have always enjoyed reading other folks' MST's, and wanted to give a shot at it, myself. Any C&C is quite welcome. (After all, how else can a guy learn, if nobody tells him his faults?) Hopefully, even for a novice MSTer, I've done good enough, that I am welcomed as a member of SVAM. Send any and all C&C, praises, and flames to the address here. (OtakuMan64@cs.com) Note: C&C will be used to further my MSTing experience, praises will be fed to my raging Ego, and flames will be beaten into worthless ashes, which will then be used to fill Jaye's litterbox. By the way, doubtless you've noticed my MSTing style takes bits and pieces from the styles of Mike Surbrook, and Megane 6.7. Well, all I can say is "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." It was their riffings of things like "Go, AMP, Go!" (done by Surbrook), and the infamous "Artemis's Lover" (done by Megane 6.7), that inspired me to start my own MSTings, and my borrowing from their MSTing styles, is kind of my way of thanking them. Ja ne! --Kage no Ryuu, Dragon's Shadow. >It was considered the most sensitive part on the male body, and most >likely on his body also. Keep Circulating The Fics...